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Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 11th September 2026

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Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 11th September 2026

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From the Zedium podcast network, it's flage for one in Halees, a little bit of pod. Welcome to a little bit of pod. An honour has been per- per- per stowed on me. Per stowed, that's what it means to word. Okay, yeah, per stowed. You were there passing a barstow along to you. Yeah. I was in Melbourne over the- the weekend just gone. And, um, have you ever been to- in Melbourne, Chapel Street, Bazaar? No, I do. It has been around since the 17th. It's a market. It's a huge, it's a huge store in the shape of a U. Oh, no. Like a ginormous antique store. And I've just- I've been going there for like decades. Yeah. And not decades. When you were literally- How long did you go in there for? I was preparing there. The first time I remember when we went to Bryant for World War II. I was sh- I didn't know. No, the first time I went I was 19 and I'm 37 now. Oh, wow. So, two decades. Yeah, I'm coming up two decades. Anyway, so I went there and I had a look and I bought it. And I had a look and I bought a few things. Some really great stuff.

But the one thing that I saw and I was like, I must have it. I wish I had it to show you, but I'll send you a video. It's a- it's a timber box. Yeah. And there's a little bird on a- on the end. Like a wooden bird, right? Right. It's all wood. Okay. And in the box that sits on top, you slide it open. And in- in two that, you place cigarettes. And you close it. Ah, cigarettes. And then spit it out. Yeah, we back away. The bird has a beak like this. Like open like that. Yeah. And it has a little nozzle. No, no, no, no. No, no. No, no, no. No, like a stick. Nob. Okay. Little nob. Yeah. And you pull the nob and the bird bends down. And the spray- And the draw comes out as the bird bends out. And it picks up a sec. That's that right. It's incredible. Oh. And this place, this thing. That thing. Why does Google Chapel Street Pizarra and it's got a Facebook page?

And you're on it. What? The chapel, the famous chapel street Pizarra, the biggest store, it's so incredible. I say to the guy, it's all in cabinets and it's all like run by different stall holders. It's that big. Oh, okay, you're going to. You've gone to the front counter and you take notes while you're in there and you say cat ceramic, which by the way, you'll love that. Cat ceramic stall 53. Are you running out of space in your house at this point? Yes, I've got a plan. Oh, okay. I'm going to start a shop. Anyway. So you're going to start your own chapel street Pizarra. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Alliott Street Pizarra. So you go up and you say, okay, I need the keys for cabinet 53, cabinet 79, cabinet 12, whatever. Yeah. And they come and they go into this huge board and they get it. And then I get my little bits and bobs and then I go and I get this wooden bird cigarette picker upper and the guy says, I have been waiting for someone to procure this item and I said, oh, it's going into a house full of oddities and antiquities.

And he said, well, then, would you like to be customer of the day? There it is. Oh my god. Yeah. So if you go to Chapel Street Pizarra and their Facebook page, dear listener, and just scroll back. September 5th. Yeah, you'll see Haley. Yeah. Because I didn't post quite a bit. They got. So they stopped their customer of the day. And he was like, do you want to be the customer of the day? And I was like, and on it, be my owner. Would be my owner. So you don't use pistol upon me. To have this pistol upon me. And I didn't think of my little, sticky box and he takes a photo and I'm on the Instagram. What? Oh, yeah, I saw it. And like, do you know, I saw it was a sign. It said, love, dear, forgiveness. And there was another Guinness site. And I said, I'm going to do something really nice and I'm going to buy that. They're not cheap. No, it was a cheap, it was sold as well. Ah, bugger. I love those organist posters. Yeah, I know. But they've never cheap. Well, listen, if you ever go to Melbourne, Chapel Street in South Yara, the Chapel Street was a and you too. Maybe the customer of the day.

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