Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 11th September 2026

0:00From the ZM podcast network. This is for the police woman Hayley's big pod. Brought to you by chemist warehouse, the biggest brands of the lowest prices. Ooh September 11th. Yeah. Hi. Well, no. How do you bestow to my friend, who's here, birthday was forever tainted? By September 11th. Although technically the twelfth though, isn't it? Tec, mech. Well, technically not, but yeah. Did you see the drones that recreated the 20 years? That was a nice, incredible wasn't it? That was intense, aye. And then what did you say, Volney? There was one drone up there for every victim. Every one of the died that day. Yeah, there was a drone up there, which is when you see all those dots and it recreated the shape of the 20 hours quite. Yeah, if you haven't seen that, give that a go. Well, pretty, it's pretty insane. Today on the show, big show, we have a chance for you to win a couple of tickets to Bruno Mars again. We'll do that around quarter past 27. Thanks to BP, free fuel, eight o'clock. Yep. Special guest on the show after eight o'clock.

1:02Dove Gleason from season two of the paper. Yep. We've got limit as time with him, but I'd love to talk to him about his role as General Hux and Star Wars. We're also at no time for that. We don't have time. And also, as I know, time has his role in Peter Rabbit. That's a huge fan of his role for Peter Rabbit. No time for that. OK, what is the end of it? Also, we're going to jump in the car with Mark. We'll play Mark today. Mark the date today. The top six on the way, Vaughn. Yeah, top six ways to get laid if you're over 60. OK, those top six. The reason being that the trade me owned dating site after 25 years. So, the 25 years I couldn't believe it. Find someone and shutting down. Do they still do that one? They own that one, the school. You'd find your school friends or all the friends. All friends? All friends? All friends. I think all friends. That one. I think all friends shut down. Did that shut down as well? All friends, popular news, the other social network and so did the school reunion site owned by Trabme was permanently shut down in January 2016. So, only a casual 10 years ago.

2:02Wow. I mean, I guess you don't need it. Yeah, Facebook, right? Yeah. OK, next on the show, an Australian woman has had to prove that she has ears. Got that's hard to prove. Something I'll really consider. She's got a hat on. Why? This woman needs to prove she has ears next. The French woman, Haley, beg pod. Now, there is a 36-year-old Australian woman in Australia. She, that's where I like to keep my Australian woman. She has completely baffled the Australian passport office because of her facial structure. And she has had to prove that she has ears. What does it matter to entering a country whether you've got ears or not? Some people don't have ears. I'll show you a video over here. Oh, yeah, they're really tucked to the side. It's not like she has some kind of weird big face. No, it's just normal woman's face. A normal face, but they're just so flat. Low flat and low profile. It's a life and series.

3:02Flat and back. Flat and back. Where they are, flat and back. I guess the face just comes up enough that it just hides ears. Yeah, she's got like a... Yeah, like fluffy cheeks. So her name's Priscilla. She sat down to get her Australian passport photo taken. And she assumed it would be quite a quick and painless process over in a few minutes, but the photographer kept snapping. And for an hour, the photographer had taken hundreds what felt like hundreds of photos of her. She had ears. She had ears tied back in a knot. Do you have to have your hair tied back? No, mine's down. You don't have to? No. Okay, so he took a lot of photos. And then he explained that he just couldn't seem to get the ears. Sorry. And the photo drew to her face. But that's her face. That's the face she's going to be entering. A kind of... What you just get a small ball of blue tack and a shove that... No, because then when you go to the passport, recognise a machine. I'll be like, who's he as though? They're going to be like, why have you got ears now? Yeah.

4:03So she was at a concert like getting this done or some kind of passport office or maybe she went into... Because here when you get your passport, you don't get your photo taken at internal affairs, right? You've got to get it done somewhere else. No, you're going to pharmacy or something. You're going to pharmacy or something? Right. He then, the guy taking a photo, is brings over the supervisor. And the only solution was that she has assigned affidavit to confirm that she does in fact have ears. Something you probably never imagined having to justify. Yeah. Doesn't look like he's got ears in that photo. That's the best you got. Well, that's, yeah. I mean, they tried taking like hundreds of photos. Because it needs to be peering. She's sort of dragging it out. What if he allowed to wear big jewelry for passport? Yeah. Yeah, for religious purposes. They said that she, they wrote out, this is to attest that Priscilla Lentini has ears, which I then signed. Oh. We've met two, she said they both laughed about it.

5:04And he assured me that everything would probably be fine. I'm going to just look at my gorgeous passport photo. I know. You've got a great passport photo. Yeah, you can see low, but I've got low hanging down. But again, like your ear, but the hair is fine. It's not sure, isn't it? Looks like a, yeah. Like your Russian, but your undercover and American in the 80s. I have the slightest question. What was that show called? The Americans. The Americans, yeah. But you might hear down and you can only see a, like a 10-sync coin size of the lot. Of a low, but yeah. I don't know. Maybe facial recognition system struggle when there are no ears. I don't know. I'm so screwed, eh? When this passport photo is on. Oh my God, you are. You're never getting a passport photo. So maybe like hit the PPs for just like two months. Pre-passport. And I'll come off to get my appetite bad. Right. But just for the, because I've got like, check bones in that one and those have not been around for since that photo. But then years later, when you're still using that photo, what are you going to have trouble with? Got it. This is Bella. I was hot once. Let me in.

6:05The Zedend podcast network. So silly, silly, silly, that's silly. Little Poo. Silly little Poo. Silly little Poo. Silly little Poo. Silly little Poo. So little Poo today is, if you could, would you live forever? Yeah. I want you to hit this thought because you're actually afraid of dying, aren't you? I'm so afraid of dying despite how I live. And I... It is wild how fancy free you are for someone's sake of death. I just love living. I love life. I love new experiences. The idea of not being around terrifies me. I do know that vampires, I've talked to a few vampires when I pitched this. Yeah. And they're like, you've got to watch everyone you know and love die and kind of knowing that you'll never go. But man, I just like reinvent myself again and again and again. So there's no way out.

7:06Say you're like, oh, live forever. And I, okay. And then you get, but so then then you're like, actually, David, see more and choose me up. Like, give me some of that green juice. There's no way out. You can't cut your head off. Once you make the decision, once you sign the contract with a devil, you're alive forever. This is not my hypothetical. No, absolutely no way. And does your body age in this hypothetical? Or do you say that the same as you have to stay the same as now? Ooh. You stay where you are. I know. I can't go back like 10, 15 years. No, I can't choose. I've never saw back every morning back there. Yeah. Can you choose when you had your most snatched body? Yes, snatched. Yeah, 20 socks. Yeah. And I ate so much. Yes, snatched. Yeah. I'm not sure if I can get a disability. Okay. I just think of... I just think of... I just think of... Deth is terrifying. Give her the chance. Would you want to live forever? 71% of people said no. Yeah. 29% said yes. Do you think that's just because 71% of people have just had enough already. They're just like, God likes hard enough. Well, having spent the day at the hospital other day, not for me visiting someone. I think we're looking at people who were closer to death than me, obviously. Yeah. They look ready. Yeah. They look like they're waiting for Jesus to come down and take them.

8:07Take the wheel. And Matt messaged saying, absolutely, the idea that I don't get to see what cool new things we're doing in 200 plus years gives me phoma. If I start thinking about it too much, what God. Oh, there's the question. Because the earth's going to explode. Right? We've cooked it. And then you're just floating in space forever. And they can't die because you've said no forever. That's going to save. They're pretty lonely. There's always the fine print on these bushes. Yeah. That movie obsession, which I still haven't watched, but I've seen the books in three times. It looks about the scourway. Yeah. Lots of mouples to the washi makes. But Matt, on Matt's point, I do always think, well, I can't die now. They've announced another Star Wars movie. Yeah. That's what I know keeps a guy on the live phone. Yeah. Yeah. I hate to mess with that. Catherine said, I'm scared to die. Hey, that's okay. Yeah. That's okay. Oh, you won't know. Yeah. The time will come when I want to bow out in stone. Oh, my kid has done well. See, Emma, so she doesn't want to live forever. Yeah. She set it up. Alan said, only if it was as my younger 30 year old self.

9:10Yeah. Yeah. Now you can't go backwards. It's from today. It's from today. That's where you are today. It's always sore. It's a new peptide. Are you injecting yourself with it from the frozen? It's from the frozen. Yeah. It's a very peptide. It's a very peptide. Megan said it sounds like, sounds expensive. Yeah. Right. I didn't even tell about that. Oh, how's about that biohacker? That weed is howl dude. Right. He doesn't have that. He doesn't live forever. And he's got cancer in his car. Did he give himself cancer? No, no. He's not a good dancer. He's not an honest person. He's not an honest person. Something else, right? No, it's cancer, isn't it? He was doing it all. He was spending millions of dollars, wasn't it? But you can't fight. I mean, the most of the, like some of the people you can't fight the moon like. You can't fight the moon like no. He was diagnosed with an autoimmune gastro. Oh. Gastrocysis in May. Let's see, Tom. Which is a chronic rare condition where the immune system is stakingly attacks the acid-producing cells in the stomach. So what happens to the tummy? So his tummy is eating itself. Oh, no. So he's not going to live forever.

10:10No. So all that, like, why don't you... Why don't you... All that million sp... You should have it whipped out. Yeah. And I just... Actually, if you could pull down the bed, I've got a little song I want to play in the background. Just because I think it's... Nice. Yeah. Actually, Cody Ugly's getting... I think I say this every time. Cody Ugly's getting a rewatch. Hello. Oh, Cody Ugly is great. You can't find the moon like Leanne Rhymes is going to play in the background for the rest of us. I know there are some very special people up there and I want to see them again, said Rachel. She obviously believes in the afterlife there. I hadn't taken that into account. Well, I've seen a guy, so I don't know where I stand on that. I just think that our simulation reboots and becoming a new character in the Sims world. The version of reincarnation, but it's more computer-based. Yeah. Yeah. Brian said, part of me says, yes, but if I didn't have my wife with me, then there's no point. Oh, for now. For now, Brian. We were with them. On behalf of women, we were with them. Yeah. For now, Brian. For now, Brian. And, Jen, only if my dog can too. Oh, imagine that forever with your animal. There is, I've seen a few of those memes that are like, when you arrive at heaven and

11:11they're waiting for you, your cats and dogs are too many. If you were a road ahead of us, all your pets were waiting for you. The cats will all be shitty with you that you got other cats. The dogs will be like, the hell is this? The dogs will be like, yeah, the dogs will be like, look at this. We're going to group now. We're going to, we're the pound puppies. Yeah, we're the pound puppies. We're the pound puppies. Yeah, we're the pound puppies. Well, I'm just interested to see if you get to heaven or hell and everybody knows when you were playing with yourself because they were watching the whole time. Yeah, my cat checks like, Jesus, 2025, but she went crazy. We were watching. What a cat club you went to. You are into some things. Yeah. Yeah. You're cats. I don't even know if people did that. That's disgusting. Everyone you know in love will eventually be gone and then you'd also be alone. This is my opinion. This is my opinion. I'm not close with my family, so eventually I'll be far estranged. And I'd just be watching everyone die. But you make new friends. And that would die too. Yeah, then you make new ones. Yeah, but Chris said, how many animals would you lose in that time as well? A lot of heartache. Yeah. But a lot of joy mentioned how many times you get to fall in love and die.

12:12Katie, I'm actually happy to go now. I'm 30. Hey, that's grim. Yeah. I'm that star. That's dark. I do appreciate a dark joke though. Well, we asked you if you could, would you live forever? And only 71, I said, and 71% of you said, no, thank you. So let's run in Haley, big, big part. Well, there's been some research done that the gap between Netflix seasons, the longer it is, the more it hurts the people watching it, like as in the viewer numbers. So the average, a website called WattsonNetflix.com worked out the average wait time for a new season on Netflix 20.7 months. We're heading towards 20 point. 20 point, so we just try it two years. Yeah. And you think about like Game of Thrones. You used to take that long. Severance takes that long. The first few seasons of Game of Thrones were like, they were cranking them out of one a year, weren't they? You'd been then they got bigger and better. Yeah. And yeah, so saying like, everybody started getting busy.

13:13The big, like, you know, you police procedures, you know, you're trashy TV. You say convs. They tune that out. It's done quickly. I mean, obviously it takes a lot of people to make it in a lot of time, but it's totally. But you're a loyal machine. You're at five locations that repeat. Yeah. If you're making something huge. And you might not also have big cast members, but when you've got huge names in a TV show, they've got to be able to film. They might be shooting a movie. Because I've got a contract with other things. Yeah. I hate waiting. I hate waiting. I know where we're just talking about Landman. That's going to be delay. What has been delayed? Yeah. So, I just announced Michael Callie joining the cast for the next season. Yeah. And but they haven't even started filming. It's like, it's going to be a year and a half. I think this is why people take great comfort in rewatching stuff. What should I do as well? Well, so there's a group called Luminate have delved into the stats on this. And they say that a long hiatus of more than 1.5 years for streaming series leads to

14:14reduced audience after the previous season. So they looked at it at different shows. Wednesday season two, after a 2.75 year gap from season one, a viewership went down 59 percent compared to season one. The night agent season two, there was a 1.8 year gap. That was a 47 percent drop. Because I think we just give up, right? Because I don't even remember the last season. And then you're like, oh, I'm kind of going to go to my watch. I'm kind of going to watch it. Yeah. I have time. I moved on. So the season three managed a 2 year gap fairly well. That was down 7 percent. Well the girl and the thing with that is you can't, you don't really have to rewatch the season. Yeah because they follow the new couple. Yeah totally. Also if they take that long and the first episode doesn't live up to your expectations. You know, the longer it is, the more you're like, well, I'm expecting a lot here. So they also noted it wasn't just Netflix. The Lord of the Rings, the rings of power took a 57 percent nose time because that was

15:142 years fans had to wait. They actually packed a shitty because they moved the production out of New Zealand. It's a London. I like the first season of that, but it was a lot to watch. Like, you know, it's a lot of the rings undertaking. Yeah. I never watched the second season. I never watched the first one. My friends are not. Yeah. Do you like weird young people? I do. Yeah. But you're like, we're waiting for the show. He's also waiting for season two. You know what I mean? Yeah. Come on. The ZM podcast network plays ZM Splish, one and Haley. From the Fletch, one and Haley group chat, this is the top six. Well, find someone. Kodot and Zed, they trade me on dating sites shutting down. You know, this was founded in the year 2000 by a musician called Nigel Stanford. And he made it to help assist to find a date. Oh, really? And then Traydeny purchased it off him in 2001. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Cute story. Cute. All right.

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17:1760. Number six on the list, pickleball. Keep it in time. I am pickleball. Your parents love pickleball. Don't let them get into pickleball. I'm kind of getting to the pickleball. Yeah. You know what they say about pickleball players? Always service the balls. Yeah. Serve the balls. Serves. Yeah. Serve not service, but they always service the balls. Don't forget them. Don't forget them. They don't forget them. That's in close and pickleball. They're not tennis courts. You're so far away as they call it. Yeah. You're right. You're right. Keep it in time. Number five on the list of the top six ways to get laid. If you're over 60, the local Rimanheim. Oh, lovely. All those widows and widows ease. Nice too. They're nice, and they're both switched. Yeah, yeah. Probably loaded, you know? Yeah. They want to get out there and trail that sex stuff that their vanilla lifelong partners didn't want to. Yeah, well, you know, a progress of grandchildren are coming in, being like, sorry, grandma, you know, I'll say. Spitting's back. Spitting's back. Spitting's back, grandma. The Spitting Club. Number four on the list of the top six ways to get laid. If you're over 60 now that the NZ, sorry, NZ dating, the trade me own, find someone that

18:20got an NZ shut down. Aquarobox. Oh, yeah. All those ladies that can carry their soft tissues. I am in. Yeah. And the water gives the girls buoyancy. A bit of buoyancy. Yeah. I'm in the spa. I'm like, yeah, nice. There they are again. Thank you. Thank you. Water's density. That's a good one for us. Number three on the list of the top six ways to get laid now if you're over 60. Local garden center. Oh, yeah. Oh, bloody weird. You'll show up. I'll pick up a honey in there. Yeah. And there's lots of macho news if you know what I mean. Yeah. Number two on the list of the top six places to get laid if you're over 60 with the shut down of, I find someone to cut it and see the local cosmetics surgery waiting room. They're already there for an tapfold and scrunch. Yeah. Get them on the way in. Instant pay off. Yeah. Instant power. Yeah. And number one on the list of the top six places to meet someone if you're over 60 now. Where's the belt? Oh, my God. There. There's somebody right. It's so weird. I've got right blindness. It's an ADHD. Number one on the list of the top six ways to get laid now if you're over 60 because find

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20:26Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. All the eating that you do because you're happy with it. Cause you're all happy. Yeah. You're all happy. Yeah. Let's go out and celebrate our love and like, oh, now I'm more comfortable with good. You've seen me naked so many times. Like, let's just let it go. Well, we're on the shreds and as a result, but you know, I need my sweaty treaties. Mm-hmm. And I will not live a life where I don't get to enjoy food still. Yeah. I just refuse. Yeah. So I buy this ice cream from the supermarket. Zilch ice cream. It's like a lower calorie ice cream. I know. I can hear it. I was like, yeah, it's my normal. Yeah, I hear it in the words coming in. Yeah, I'm hearing it. I'm hearing it. Yeah. Oh, the one is you can hear it. Yeah, just go for a walk and have a normal ice cream. No, no, I'm going to buy this ice cream. So it's just like a no added sugar ice cream, right? Well, does it taste like shit? No, it tastes really good. Does it taste like shit? There are some that straight up taste like human shit. But this one is really good. Okay. So, yesterday I was at the supermarket and I topped up mizzilch and I, um, I hate it.

21:29I hate it. I think I'm having a daughter. Is it artificial sweetener? Yeah. Oh, okay. All that stuff. So, screwing my guards, but. Yeah. It's good, isn't it? No, it's fine. No added sugar, nothing beats zilch. I'm on zilch's website. Listen, I'm not promoting zilch. Have an ice cream. I'm just on the big zilch's money. And it's yum. And my mum likes it too. So, it's usually my friends app. So, I get some zilch and then I get some fridge zilch, some packet coke zero because my likes them as well. The coke zero. How do you get your coke zeroes? And so, like a pig in cans. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's not a nice out of a can, though. It's what? It's not a nice out of a can. No, it's not. But you were in a recession. No, you're in a recession. I get wish you had a little poll. What is coke zero tastes best out of? Bottles. Glass. McDonald's. No, it's not in glass bottles. The glass. When you're overseas, you have coke in a glass. Yeah, but that, this was a loot. Borscht, Borscht. Big plastic bottles. So, you're 2.5. You're 2.25 and you're 1.5. That's how I get my fridge.

22:29Yeah. So, I can't be running out. But how much are you? Can't because you're having a heat. Can's no good. Foundions. Okay. Can's the bottom of the pile when it comes to. No, crack in the can. It's got to be icy cold. So, the fridge takes have to be icy cold. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Otherwise, it's not as nice. Okay. Well, we'll sell a little bit of pile. Somebody said those minicans had harder than an actual price can. Yeah, be good because it's just a hit. Yeah. You know, those chodie ones, those little bottles, I like those even now and then if I just want to do it. Anyway, so I got cans. Okay. Now, so I bought because then, and then we had dinner, it was really nice. And then I was like, I feel like a little sweaty trading. So, I go in to get my zilch. Jesus, listen to yourself. Yeah. Go to get my zilch. And then I remember, I've got Coke Zero. So, my new fridge sig was a fridge sig spider. How long has it been since you've had a spider? Yeah, a long time. So, I get my vanilla ice cream and I put it in and I poured my fridge sig on top and I had a spider and I was like, this is peaking a stouture. This was incredible.

23:30Remember how late the Coke would go floppy and you know what? I've never liked them. No, you never. Never. When I was a kid, because people had always been, that was the Cobb and Co drink and now it's a traffic light. Yeah. When I got a Cobb and Co drink and a truck. The pink panther because you could do a pink panther fridge sig with like a raspberry. Yeah. Raspberry Coke. Oh my god, no, it was so good. It was so nostalgic. I never liked to have float or a spider when I needed it. Oh my god, and I go, Micah's sipping. He was like, man, how good is a spider? But with zelch and Coke zero. Yeah, your brain is thinking it's getting all that sugar and it's not. And it's not at all. Oh my god, no. Yeah, that's someone just takes some forms in animal, his bottle will go flat because I don't drink it enough. Yeah, he's in there. No, I don't like a super, that's maybe why I don't know the cans. It's too bubbly. Right. Yeah, I'm not a super bubbly. No, I'm not a super bubbly guy. It's too spicy. Someone said, Marinate your Coke and the fridge for a week. Can as best get out of here, born with your flat Coke. Yeah. You got to Marinate your Coke and the fridge for a week. So you put cans and the fridge and you don't touch the fridge. Yeah, so they've got to go nice and old.

24:30Sort of aging them like a fine wine and a barrel. Yeah, yeah, you can get a Coke zero. I'm just saying, this is actually my 2024 Coke vintage here. So I said, I was a wedged in an aluminium barrel. Yeah. So I was going to say, what if it's a spider, it's called a Coke float. And you see, when you're like a kid or a week of spiders. I'll both see it as either way works. Someone said, Haley, at a short vodka will change your life. I don't know if you heard that she's shredded. Now we're talking. She's shredding with the ice cream and the other stuff. Ah, vodka, she's just... Play Zed-Ems, Flesh, Wondon, Haley. Time to play one of our favourite games, Mark the Date. That's right, where we get some music from. We've got to work out the year. Yeah. Based on three songs. But what we do is we get in the car with mum. Play by Vaughn. Play by Vaughn. We are Mum's children, played by Vaughn Haley. I've got my very extensive iPod, I'm plugged in by USB. I don't have an iPhone. I'm not on one of your streaming services. Call me old school, but it's got a click wheel. No, you've got an Oppo.

25:30I click fine. Yeah, I've got an Oppo Fine. So I don't know how to put the apps on there. Oh, God forbid. But... Yeah. And even now in the end, but hopefully not today, Mum's new boyfriend, Mark. Well, Mark has to drive. Haley, because Mark's my boyfriend. And I've done with Mark. And Mark's going to drive. And I'm going to play the songs and you guys have to guess what year the song is now. Mark smells like Savilois. It marks dinks of Savilois fingers. That's not Savilois, that's his diodorant of choice. It smells like the literal process. It's brute 33. And it does have an unusual reaction to his sweat, but he's trying his best. Mark is a lot of luncheon for a grown man. Mark loves luncheon and cheese sandwiches. And when he gets the luncheon, he gets the luncheon with the little bit of corn and... The piece of corn and that's how we get some of this five plus a day. Oh, Mark does corn pose. Mark? We all do corn pose. Why is Mark even coming with us today? Because he's going to drive while I select the songs. We're going to Nana's graveyard. But I'm not going to even know who it is.

26:30Yeah, it's a Shannon's hack thing. Mark would have loved Nana and Nana would have loved Mark. I didn't show the tack, but I'm not going to say it. I didn't show the tack, but this is our first song, What Year Did Love Shack? Ninety five. Ninety five. Ninety five. It's early night. It's three. It's in the first half of the nineties. Ooh, do you remember that time that we came out and we heard Mark call their bedroom the Love Shack? Ooh, Mark's a very... You were several trainers. Mark's a rembunctious lover. Oh, Mama! He's made me want to explore living units. I'm upset we're going to see Nana's... You know, I never liked missionary until my art came into my life. Oh, yeah, what were you doing before? Don't! Oh my god. Trying not to look at your father. The Bangles. The Eternal Fly. Oh, wait, this is the original ride? This is the original. There's no time for that. It's on the internet version. It's weird earlier. It's got to be like 92, 93.

27:31Oh, you're standing. I don't know. I don't know. Third song from this year. This is a confusing year. Michael. Michael Jackson. Crazy we're playing there. Smith, criminal. What is this? We've forgotten about the breeze. We've forgotten about all that stuff. Well, apparently people have. Dude. Is it? I'm not looking forward to my Spotify rap. The amount of times Michael Jackson's been put on by the kids. What's up with me? Yish! I'm like 91, 90? It's here, Jessica. No, I still want to say 93 for some reason. I'm confused by this. I was a baby at this point. Mark's still in a year. Mark's still in a little Michael Jackson. Like the crotch box. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Mark. She wanted to get a mark. That was Mark that did the Michael Jackson. I still want to get a mark. Oh, yeah. Feel free to check. I'll do that. I'll go with you because I'm clueless. Not only will you. A baby, Haley. It was the year you were born. I was going to say. I was going to say. I was going to say. I was going to say. I was going to say. I was going to say.

28:31I was going to say. I was going to say. I was going to say. 99. That is the new year. Oh, my god. This is a story about a girl named Lucky. He was a liven 2001. 2001. Or 2000. Shut up, man. Shall not not. No, that night. Its 2001. Oh, two thousand. two thousand. Two hundred and ten each. Four thousand. 2000 2000 Miss Jackson Yeah, Tony is a great album. This is a whole album's last. Yeah, it's amazing. Oh, okay. Yeah, I'd say 2000 2001 2001 I remember lucky coming out Yeah, okay, Niko the first What is this Yeah It's amazed by Lone Star that's

29:32Yeah Massive wedding song this one great It's either 2001 or 2002 don't even think about marrying Mark again mum. What year was um I'm gonna go 2001 What are people saying on the tax machine 2002's got a vote? Because I remember playing it to the Hanson twins and they were the year below me, but I was it in to media the Hanson oh No, sorry, I thought you mean the guy went to school with why don't we see Taylor Hanson's doing dancing off the stars can't wait 2002 or 2001 I want to say two Two you guys aren't on today one shit two thousand and I said that and I moved Damn it Mark's several parts of distracting me Oh 97 yeah 96 think about lying Kang

30:3396 was five years on my piece from 95 95 yeah 95 Give it a moment This was the year that Mark probably got his first pew Yeah, oh, I can smell him really with such an old man mom Just a scrub who knows each other what the songs playing this is yuck. I want my dad mark My dad later on would you like to be some but to my Nala? Oh, yeah, I'm calling dad. I'm not Damn I miss you mark yuck What are you in stacey doing? Oh Six zombies like the cranberries. It's 95 gotta be 95. It's gotta be 95. What a text on for 95 Okay Next song okay last song for this year Yeah

31:34Lisa lobstay zombie was 94 someone said It could even be 96 What was the TV show that made this a running gag? Is the door said 95 would have been around this time that's a little bit of a I think 95 95 let's go 95 so close 1994 We started a Ricky Message in St. zombie was 94 damn it this one fletch. I'll be very disappointed if you don't get The last song in this one if you don't get it yeah lying thing was released 94 yeah, okay We're two thousand for sure for sure go ahead a Rihanna's I remember that we had the opportunity to we interviewed Rihanna and when she first came out and we're like who is this on the replay? She's everything now. Yeah, cousin Shannon saying 2008. We just drove past her

32:39Hot on this I know this is the explicit version. I can't remember the things we were I American boy still okay. Yeah, it's giving two thousand a night. Yeah, that area that area Okay, next one Did you not play the swirwood version because Mark doesn't like to swear Mark doesn't like to tell him he's a shit-he'd I won't tell him now It's insane to me that this was so long ago. This is when we went to Vegas. Thank God. What year was that? I don't remember two thousand and you travel too much if you can't remember what you did Vegas you travel too much So I said oh seven I was you know 2010 yeah, it could be 2010 or oh wait so I said 2007 just got back from the UK Let's go 2008 then lock it in I don't know What one 2007? You had victory in your hand. No was it eight it was two thousand a night

33:44Yeah, okay And this was the song that Apple were using to promote what they premier the time a brand new product called the I Was a what bouncing around yeah, there's this billboard where we were waiting for like public transport or just outside the hotel and every time It came at it came on it would scare us. It was just a song so super loud. Can you smell my you know why Lunch and put us on I can smell his lunch and he doesn't watch his fingers actually has a Mark does wash his hands. The ZM podcast network Play ZM's flesh one and Haley give us a wannabe give us wannabe because it's relevant to what I'm gonna share if you missed it the spy skills over What we still was still was still playing music from when we did in Mark the day okay wannabe is your chosen spy skills because yes I press play is just sometimes thanks a little while to think are you on the are you getting an ad are you on the not on the family plan?

34:49So last night on the spy skills Instagram also why Vaughan was fired from The bar is a DJ. Yeah, I'm so bad. It's so much dead dead. Yeah, it was like play sandstorm. You're like, yeah, okay hang on And then the dance floor would clear Dense So last night over in on Instagram the spy skills dropped a cryptic Instagram video and it was shot on the staircase where this video is filmed Oh, okay, hotel staircase made famous from this video running up to the camera the birth of the spy skills in 1994 so Everyone was like what the hell is this? And it said 10th of the ninth 26 which are 2pm which is Basically this morning in New Zealand time And it said you'll need a vinyl or CD player and everyone was like wow Over night people were like we haven't heard from them in a while reunion here. We go. Let's get really fans fans assumed a tour of Vegas residency

35:51How good would they be at the sphere? It's like never having it. It's now maybe even the full five piece returned with Victoria blah blah blah blah What got confirmed yesterday a vinyl or CD box set collection for their 30th anniversary? because that's When is that in 20 or yeah, I just read want to be came out in and 1996 Came out in Japan first before it was released in the UK Japan and then the UK and then 1997 So what like sometimes soon around this time July 8th 1996 Okay, okay, so for the 30th anniversary there were re-releasing A box set of all the vinyls and CDs that you can get and everyone was like oh But they are gonna have on it like Demos, you know never heard before demos of songs. It didn't make the cart Studio samples and that kind of stuff. So some new Things we're like don't do a study like that. We've assumed tour of Vegas resident

36:54Never doing that though. No tutorial will never do that. She's so great. She doesn't need to she's so successful in fashion She's like she doesn't want to do it. I don't want to say. Yeah, she doesn't need the modern social media world telling her she can't sing again Yeah, she's like I know so much mania now Yeah, she doesn't need that she's filthy rich. They never performing. Yeah, anyway, that's what you can get if you're a big spire skills fan The ZM podcast network What's going on? ZM's fletch Vaughan and Haley We want to know right now. Were you named after a TV show character or will we take movie show characters? Yeah TV movie just a character. I love that you called the movie shows movie show I TV show or a movie so Kali Ray Gipson has had a son and She didn't call him maybe she didn't that would have been Oh my god, imagine if she'd call them maybe the internet would just call me maybe no she called him Ilya Which is of course a character from heated rival ray. I didn't know that I still haven't watched that

37:57Ellie I L.Y. I Would have thought your girlfriend would have loved it Doesn't she read all the we started does muddy ones. Yeah, I think she's more of a P and V more than a P and a P This is P and P and P and P and the B Yeah, I don't think she likes P and P and maybe at all and heated rivalry sometimes I'm like you know a bit of P and P P and B And B Yeah, yeah, no P and B and B show the currently filming the second season they're But Ilya is is the Russian Kirk Thore from this show. So this is what we want to know we named after a A TV show or a TV character sorry or a movie character and now from the offices Joining us this morning and this is a theme in your family Yeah, so I'm one of six children and when my mom was first pregnant with my older brother the deal she made with my dad Was that my dad got to name the boys and my mom got to name the girls right and my they had four boys and they all got named after

39:02Famous rock musicians Oh, can you give us your names? Angus Angus Then George Floyd Tar Your parents Your mom's a main cigarette Who are you named after what's your sister or Mel B from the spy What's a great you're one of sex and one of sex yes, yes, wow and so what my name do you now after what from a baby book? Yeah, that's amazing She said she got overwhelmed and she just flick through the baby book and she just picked one my sister got Penelope Cruise no Penelope pit stop From wacky races I'm just saying that's the then Really it okay, well this is exactly what we want to know this morning I'll 800 dials at him you can text through nine six nine six so many already were you named after a famous

40:08Character movie your TV show Kayla good morning I'm really struggling to think of a movie character or TV show character called Kayla Kayla. Yeah, who are you named after? Days Like soap operas it was on daytime television like sends through the hourglass These are the days of our life. Wow. Well, and were your parents big fans? My mom was apparently I don't I Know I did watch it on the occasion. I was sick from school. Yeah, but they look pretty there I think she died by that stage. Oh, they wrote it out. Yeah Kayla thank you. Let's go to Sam Sam You were named after a TV show character Yes, I'm Sam I Am Samantha from the which oh the twitchy nose

41:10But my sister is Tata Samantha and Tata Samantha was the mother of the east to Tata. Oh wow So mom was a big fan. I do the nose. Mom was a big fan of her which Yep, and we get us all the time as kids. Oh girl. Can you with all you know? Did that that's a woman's identity? Yeah Sam, thank you Kylie. Um, you named your son After a TV show or movie character. What what was the name? Well, he was at the time the hottest guy on TV and so it's a bit weird that I We named my son after him, but we have had so many conversations At the supermarket when I call his name or anything and somebody says oh my gosh. Did you name your son off home and way? And always starts conversation his name is Brax Brax Brax is one of the river boys, wasn't he? Yeah, he was

42:11It's also I don't know if teachers listening could confirm this, but it's also probably a shit bag Oh, yeah, yeah, you did that. Yeah, I Kylie thank you some messages I named my son Jack from the video game Jack and Dexter. Oh, yeah, video game I am Jade Bianca mom was a big Mick jigger Mick Mick Jagger fan. Yeah, okay. It's wives. Girlfriends. Yeah. Yeah Elsa someone said Frozen home and away hang on we named our son after ice cube After days are going through lists my partner suggested oh Shay and it fitted is it is nice? Is that his actual name oh Shay isn't that his last name well keep your text coming in nine My son nine nine six nine six nine six and no you know she Jackson are you named after a TV show character or movie character? So we want to know you know if you name your kid after a character from a TV or movie and lots of you lots and lots and lots of you have

43:15I named my daughter after a mum from 16 and pregnant remember the interview show Yes We're in the form of the day Every single one of them check it out So I'm named Elvis. Yep. Yeah, I knew remember I knew an Elvis and Prisley. Yeah. Yeah. Yep You wouldn't say Elvis. I'm sorry. No one's beating like calling someone Madonna. Yeah, so or Shakita Those names already belongs primarily to one person even Elvis Costello. I'm always like Come on mate. We've had Prisley. I wouldn't I would change that My step daughter is named after me from fast and the furious my daughter is named after Selena Gomez is character from the only murders in the building Maybe We named my son Jensen after the character from supernatural. I thought they were gonna. I thought that said Jetson for a while Jetson and my daughter is named colons after a character from the blind side

44:17I when I was a teacher I taught and a trio And a trip from never-ending story. Wow Treyew Wow And in you that were totally named after oh, yeah, he's a Star Wars one. We named our son Canaan after Canaan Jarris from Star Wars Rebels It's a good one not a human but we named our dog Zed after Pulp Fiction just so my dad could say Zed's dead baby when he dies It's a long game, mate and I reckon it's one of those gags you'd be like you'd actually forget about it in the moment So The Zed and podcast network Play Zed and flesh for an Hayley Now today on TV and Zed plus six and two of the paper which is a spin-off if you haven't seen it of the US office Which you love Hayley love the US office the paper and it's like it's a dry irreverent comedy It's absolutely amazing now we are having some tikka shoes. Yeah, we've got double glisten from the paper on I'm zone. We've got tikka shoes. We can see him. He can't see our stumble That's what I've heard it feels not fair

45:18It really is not fair and if we can just start by describing ourselves to you We are known as New Zealand's sexiest hottest readers say it's like overwhelming how good looking we are And it's a shame you're not going to get to say it. That's absolutely mad I had the opposite in my head for some reason, but I'll take you I can't Yeah, we didn't like they we've been called intimidating before when we've had big I think that's why you leave the camera off That's why you're One of them and I appreciate that You're agent actually got in touch with us and said we can't have that we saw you interview We saw your press for the Odyssey movie and you really made them all You're really affected in confidence so camera off I'm afraid but we're just gonna leave you with that picture Can I you are a very good-looking man? Well, we've been doing jokes now about who's good-looking and who's not so I don't feel like I can take you like This actually the interview quickly. Let's move through it quickly Now season two is out today in New Zealand. We're very excited But season one you left us on an absolute cliffhanger

46:19Ned and Mia can you give us a little tease because I know for me that's the that's the storyline I'm excited to pick up on oh that's nice. Yeah, you know, I think We pick up season two really shortly after The end of that of season one so they've so Nand has basically sort of got everything he ever wanted Like more than he ever wanted he didn't even realize he liked mayor and then all of a sudden he just this amazing person Wants to kiss him and so he's just like his whole life feels like it's made and the paper is doing great And then of course there's another side of that which is you've got to go back to work and deal with the consequences And that's where we find them in season one which is great. I really like that. I think workplace romances never really work out Fletching for you guys had to try Didn't work. No, I didn't work. It didn't really work But you're also beautiful what was it was were you beautiful? Was that the problem? I mean that was the problem That was the problem. Yeah, so as I got closer to kissing it was it was too hard. Yeah You know what happened? It's part of our radio session We actually work for a bigger media company. We owner a new a newspaper the NZ heralds

47:24Very good. Fletch reads the newspaper every day. Do you have a favorite section of the paper? This is not flattering to newspapers, but I love newspapers But I actually read most of I'm subscribed to a few different newspapers. I read most of them online I buy the physical newspaper the Irish Times at home. Oh, but I A lot of the time what I'm doing is it's the crossword. I like doing the crossword in In pen more pencil if I'm not feeling confident. So yeah So that's the reason for that but no, yeah I like if I've got the physical paper I'll often find myself inevitably drawn to the crossword You you give big energy of you can do a cryptic. Can you do good cryptic or just the basic one? I try the cryptic. I mean I'm not bad at the Irish one. You know, I'm pretty good. I'm pretty good I think yeah, is there an eye you say the Irish one is there a specific sort of Irish crossword that we're all you know It's all lemon are you gay keeping lemon? Crossword. Okay guys you are a teetering on the brink of your ignorance here. I'm just going to know

48:24No, it's not all them rings. No, no, it's actually very it's a good it's a good cryptic password in the Irish Times Now can we ask a question because um, it's that we play a lot of Taylor Swift and obviously you tease That you wanted to be in a music video with Taylor and then she was like okay, let's do it and then you were Were you able to flip that and get her into your next project? Can you confirm or deny of Taylor Swift in season two of the paper? Um, I can neither confirm nor do I actually I'm not even I'm not even gonna do that joke Because you made a bit bad and they washed it and find if she's not in it How do you get it would not be would not be would not be worth would not be worth the 600 million extra views we get because the backlash would be too much So no, importantly, yeah, Taylor does not appear but she was incredibly nice about the paper And when we were on that show on the grand norton show and remain very nice about it throughout so I really Appreciate it like what approach you watched the paper yeah before we were on the couch It hadn't been released at that point. She watched it and she watched Killian Murphy's film Steve, which is amazing Wow, like you don't know her home where before she sat down in the cage which just shows what a nice person

49:26How is the she getting her day? Yeah, it's great. I don't know special day. I'm gonna go 24 But when billionaires are actually nice. I wish it already being told to wrap up because we spent too much time describing how hot we were and um How to do a good cryptic crossword it happened it happens It happens, but Donald. Thank you so much. We're very excited for season two um, it's such a great show very charming very lovely Yeah, you think if you're tying this morning The ZM podcast network Play ZM flash forward and Haley No, I can't if you don't know what a rider is a rider is like something that will be sent to a venue Uh ahead of you performing there and it's like this is what I want in my green room Yeah in the dressing room and there's been famous ones like Mariah Carey doesn't want any brown M&Ms Or this person you know like rock stars were like five bottles of vodka and There was a when they was one of the TV and it had to be to throw out the windows probably not be cruel Yeah, yeah, yeah, well lovely Noah can't of that

50:28The stick season fame. We love Noah can't He is in the country so also the sun is about to take over two billion Wow, it's on Spotify. He needs to change that line this COVID on the plane. I don't know what he changed The whole thing was a rose yeah Ha ha ha I couldn't even hold on to it. You couldn't even keep a straight face But now it's just it's aged terribly. It's aged terribly. It's a great song But he's discussed his rider and this is brought something to my attention that we need to discuss as a trailer It was actually van Haley that asked for all balls of M&Ms with the brown candies removed They got yeah beyond say her list includes specific items like hand carved ice balls And Kanye West requested cylindrical vases only yes They were vases yes, and some people get some people like because you go backstage at venues there just whatever color they are Some people request them to be painted certain colors the whole room like the green room needs to be a nice soft lavender or something And they're like yeah sure So Noah can't write newly famous but big deal

51:31Relays it was talking in an interview and says what has is all dressed chips so like really flavored chips all dress It's in like American things all dressed chips Oh All pause for the order is chips. Yeah, there are Canadian potato chip The flavor that blends barbecue salic cream onion ketchup and salt and vinegar into one sweet savory and tangy seasoning Okay, and their ruffles they're called ruffles. Yeah, okay ruffles. So he's getting those. He's getting cinnamon toast crunch Now that's a cereal. That's a cereal He's getting non-alcoholic beer Okay, so a little bit further away from van Hale and yeah in the vulgar in the eminions and a probiotic soda Oh, I guess so do right but he's the one that was talking about not shedding yourself on the crowd and yeah And that is one of the Dryest and most boring writers and I was like dude if I had the power of a celebrity I just feel like whatever I want This year, I mean, I this was probably the biggest tour I've done this year

52:32And mine was a shark usually in a bottle of bubbles and every when you go to just be there in your life I mean I'm paying for it, but it comes out of what like you pay the venue Yeah, yeah, no like this is nice But then I was thinking about this fletchful and hailey live by the way overnight We released 50 tickets to every venue including the sold out Hamilton really good seats as well in the middle No, well teen left 10 in Hamilton. So Hamilton completely sold out. Yeah, if you want those tickets live nation.co.doddies You do that now because yeah, they'll definitely sell out my home is what who's the stars of that show Fletchful and hailey Fletchful and hailey live we get a rider We did put in this last time. I think they just said you do you guys want some booze and we were like yeah, yeah Yeah, and they said what we said tequila and I think we ordered some burgers or something and that was that right So you're telling me that we can get like a big list of things like a venue this year that old rocker Egy pop once asked for a Bob Hopen person and it told jokes about golf while seven people dressed up as the dwarves Walked around a mask and always know what was now that sounds pretty good to me Oh, that sounds pretty good to me. Let's dream big. What do we want in this thing? I'm thinking I'm gonna want a coconut tequila

53:39Mm-hmm to keep it, you know, I want Dylan what's in there? Zalena actor score a try right in the corner of the green room Yeah, I'm in try you want a warrior's player there correct. It's gonna cost a lot of money It doesn't have to be there for long. We just have to score a try in the corner We're doing this tour on a shoe-string budget, my well I want to chase a memorial impersonator who gives us foot massages after we come off we're exhausted that can work That can work. Yeah, you can be dressed up as aquaman. They'll be good. Yeah I would like some yeah, I'd like some hopby archers If I'm gonna be in a rock and roll or there if you're putting in an order yeah, I Could just like order for the table. Yeah, what flavors you can get? I think we're just some Brazilians of nice. Yeah, Brazilians. Okay. Yeah. I think we see to build our dream rider Right, okay, and get some like good stuff in there because it's called flit-borne hailey live flit-borne hailey get what they want Yeah, get your tickets live nation.co.dota is it today by the way is four weeks until we kick off the tour in Wellington Yeah, at the opera house. Yeah, opera house in Wellington. I'm very excited for that my official birthday show

54:41Will be good and then next time No, there's not technically technically wrong and then Hamilton which I reckon by the time I finished saying the sentence will be Completely sold out ugly yes, and then of course the last show be crushed at the town hall out the following weekend So live nation.co.dota is it for those tickets the ZM podcast network play ZM's flash for an hailey it's time for Oh Hey Vaughn yes Vaughn yes for the fact of the day brought to you by well thanks for asking Vaughn Fact of the day's brought to you by Saint Piers today's sushi of the day is eight pieces of smoked Salmon Officato could be $800's forty kohobat could be president call up like Callie Caked train has come off the rails. Yeh still moving we don't talk about

55:47수가 don't no About Serious today we're doing about pro example Because it's hormone weak and prolacon is a human and whiter span white animal hormone Come on. Make our boobies make milk. Let do. I don't know that. Well, it's like, it's on lact-prone. On lact-prone meaning. Lactite. Yeah. Yeah. Well, and also, did you think my boobies could make milk if I don't have a baby? If I've tried, if I thought hard enough. Okay, we're going to get to that because yes. Can you imagine? There is an abnormally high pro-lactin, a medical issue called hyper-pro-lactamine. He must have been close. Close enough. And from a benign pituitary, you know, that gland that controls moments, pituitary gland, which can cause people to start producing milk even when they're not pregnant and they're not arresting or anything. Okay, no. And it's like, if you start, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, you can set this one out. Yeah. Ladies, if you do start lactating and you're not pregnant, you should probably see someone

56:51because it could be the benign tumor of the pituitary gland. Okay. I don't want to do that. I'm just saying that our lesbian couples are often shared, breastfeeding. That's a thing. Oh, so the mum that didn't carry the child. Yes. Oh, wait. You can induce lactation by being around the baby and sharing the hormones and being around them and being in love with her. Yeah. If you put the baby on it enough, your body will recognize the need to start doing it. I do. You can do that. There's just the same woman that told us to take a door off its hinges and put it on two stools and eight offers. That's right. And it's about a year or a week if you need to say it. You're also the people who didn't know Aj X-Brain like was named after Aj X-Brain. That's crazy. That still blames my mind. Yeah. Up on Greece. Yeah. Get it? Okay. Greece. Still a good time as an other lesbian. I just feel like, oh, it's not working just to save men up. They buy it. Yeah, man. They buy all those things. No, no, no, the babies. Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah. It's something that was the lesbians. I think the lesbians buy it a bit. The lesbians buy it too. They're under? Yeah.

57:52Always check with a potential lesbian partner if they're underbiting before biting. You don't bite with our consent. You check out their underbite. Maybe a low cannibal. Okay, moving on. Moving on. Check the resistance. So, pro-lactin. Pro-lactin spikes post-organism. Oh, man. I can't wait to have one of those. I'm also looking forward to it. Wonderful things. So, it spikes so heavily in men, it actually puts them to sleep. Yes. You see, this is why we don't have time for cuddles because we need to sleep. We want to roll over and be like, let's just discuss our future. Let's discuss everything. Because we're staying up. We're all excited. Because we're all excited. The cudling, the cudling hormone is also present, but the pro-lactin outspikes sounds. Tossin and the manager's like, sometimes I am shocked at how fast afterwards a man will be like, yay, great. I was like, don't you go to sleep? I'm just going to go clean myself up. Yeah. We're going to the bathroom to do our business. Always we. We. And if we come back.

58:53Oh, look at this guy. Yeah. Look at this guy. And deep asleep too. It's a natural sleep. So it's not how fault I get. But that's also why it's so good. Like, if you can't sleep. Have a little sleep. Yes, that's actually so good for you. That's actually very true. You don't need to tell guys that, Hayley, they know. Pro-lactin. Pro-lactin does. It's headline job, of course. It's in the name, the breast milk production. It also suppresses fertility hormones, which is why some people use that whole while you're exclusively breastfeeding. You can't get pregnant. You can't get, talk to Christine Smith and ask her what her son's a 15 months apart. Oh, you're dead. It's not a. He's all dog. He's all dog. He's all dog. And it runs. It runs in the bloody family. Ruh, ruh, ruh, ruh. Cause some people like, we'll have the baby. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. It's not like the bark. So people will have the baby in like a month later. You know, as soon as they're like, safe to go again, they'll go again and get pregnant. I know. And you so easily can. But it can suppress the fertility hormones. So it's also one of the overall broad stress hormones, alongside cortisol and adrenaline

59:55that we've talked about. Dad's get a bump too. New father show measurable prolactin increases. Not enough to latch on the nut though. Not enough to latch and keep maybe keep that one out of them out. It's also involved in our immune system. Oh, it's being heavily researched about exactly how it does. But you know, there's research that is spike in the old prolactin could be good for keeping the weather. The, the, the ills. Oh, okay. But I'm just another reason to play with yourself this afternoon. Like you needed one. Like you needed one. So today's, oh, birds and fish have it too just quickly to finish on. Birds and fish have it too, do you mind? But that's weird because they don't breastfeed. They don't have breasts. No. Wait, first, don't have breasts. Would you seen that breast on a salmon? Imagine it. Yeah. Can I get honking, sir? Can I get two salmon breasts in a salmon fight? The breasts would be dry like chicken. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Not a oily and lovely. True. Right. So you've got to go for a salmon. I'm going to get a bit more salmon on my diet. Great for the short term memory because I can't do the fish tablets because they're magnet-burnt. A bird's hair blast. Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look.

1:00:57Yeah. So it helps birds build their nests apparently and fish to regulate salt balance. Move away. But it's there and it's doing something different than somebody else. So today's fact of the day is thanks to prolactin. Ladies, you can't blame your men. We're just letting them not off after. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. The Zenf-Cast Network plays ZM's flesh, fawn and hayle. Now, I want to know, what did you steal from work? I mean, obviously, you know, if you sort of fraud it, you know, $100,000 through your bank account, something like that, wouldn't it? So they do that. So they do that. And happen to my family. You can text in a bit completely anonymous. Yeah, totally. We skipped over that pretty quick. Have you had your family? Yeah. You can't go out to details. Jesus. Yeah. That's always close to my mind when there wasn't even a one-a-half a million dollars from a

1:01:58tertiary education. You're like, a facility? How did that even have half a million dollars floating around? I mean, I know. And years for you to siphon off without it being noticed. I've sort of talked in your pencils. You know, you're a stationery. Well, maybe you're a work. Does have good stationery. Maybe. Or like, you know, when I'm out in a graph, I use it a lot for work. But I'll grab a ring-bottied notebook from the stationery covered here in work. What kind of work are you using it for just writing down your top six? Top six? Yeah. Yeah. You might be out and about and see something funny and write it down. Write it down. Yeah. If I knew there was something I could have known about in your phone. So I talk about this because obviously practical magic tour was out. I'm so excited to see it. Nicole Kidman and Sandra Bullock are doing lots of media for it. And they were asked, did they take anything from the original 1998 film set? Yeah. And Sandra Bullock revealed, yes, she did. She took a series of skirts that she had worn. And one in particular, that's like quite famous. She was worn in a cemetery scene from the first movie. Like, I can immediately know what skirt she's talking about.

1:03:00And she had it for ages. And the reason why this has come out is because they were looking to have it back for the new film. And she was like, I took it. I've still got it and she brought it back and it's in the movie. Oh wow. Okay. Is it really fun? She still fits it. Yeah, it's called peptides bruh. It's called GLP once. It's crazy. Yeah. It's crazy that if she hadn't taken it, were they store something like that for that long? I think they do. They do store movie things. It's nice. And then there's whole warehouses where other movies will use old movie stuff. Right. But something is, you know, nothing iconic like that though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would just sort of stay apart. But yes, she stole it. She told no one in the head to come claim because they were wanting to recreate it. She's like, I've actually got it. Well, maybe you work at a place and you're a merchandiser and you just skim a few food products. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. There's a coffee shop in those tape the beans. I'm going to take some beans time for mine. Oh, you're a yum. You would. I don't know. You're an anonymous place. You can be anonymous.

1:04:00I'm six nine six to take us. I 100 dollars at him to call us now. Oh my God. Okay. What did you steal from work? Anonymous. Always good when it's anonymous. What have you stolen from work? Well, the other day I was poking around in the copy room, looking. I don't know. Just being noisy really. Yeah. And it was a full pack of triple A batteries. Oh, really good quality ones. I would like the the the the the end and chaser ones the end and chaser extra long. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. And so you stole them. Yeah, just pop them in my pocket. Yeah. Yeah. Battery is made. You can never too many batteries. Yeah. And you're never. Sometimes you just run out. Triple A is a so expensive. Oh, that's a good score. Do you know who's going to miss those? No one. No one. They'll just order more like that. They'll sort of more. Yeah. And they didn't give you that payroll. Yeah. Yeah. And anonymous thank you. Suzanne, what have you stolen from work?

1:05:00I took a 4.2 kilo lobster. Yeah. That's a heavy lobster. How do you smell? It was huge. It actually fitted in my backpack and still had his legs in his head. Yeah. Get out of here. You're a terrible terrible. Terrible. Terrible. I don't want to. Why was there a lot of. Yes, she's not the only one this restaurant was closing down. And it was back in the 90s. And it was a 720 csa restaurant in it's circular key. And it was stocktakes just before the closing down. And honestly, the managers were driving the cars up and fill in their boots up with cases of wine. Oh, please. I mean people. Oh my god. That's up in themselves. I'm standing there in the middle. I'm a tree in the desert here. She's a herboblossed. It was the biggest thing food restaurants. massive tank with live lobster, king crab, mud crabs, just everything with the live. Out of the tank and I'm just like, well fuck yo, jojo's on board it's what I would say to. I put him just leap in the fridge and I put him on the

1:06:04next chair and I put him on the side of the car as we drive him back to my place in Sydney and I put him on the each of the door so in this car's where I was just about to sit us and all I could see was this alien head and it's my head. I think it's a window and he almost cracked himself and drove off to other lady's. Oh my God. I've just come three of us to eat him. It was just unbelievable. How much would a customer of the head to get that four point? Because I've had a like a one point something, and a man at cost a pretty penny. Okay so back in the day that was a hundred dollars for a seven hundred gram lobster. And this was like a king crab that you see among four people. Wow. I love this. I love this. I love this. I'd be able to come to the tank and pick the guys you want it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'll say, I don't know if we do that anymore. Yeah, I don't know if we do that anymore.

1:07:08I think I've seen you. Okay. Was it Bilson? Was it Bilson? Was it Bilson? No, it was that you called the waterfront. I got some good land to find out. In Sydney, they say thank you for sharing. Mike, what have you stolen from work? Probably pals in comparison to a lobster? Nothing. No, I just blanking. Just to catch. You sorry, you do want? You just come out. Sorry, sorry, I'll go and buy some milk when when the team need it. And usually we go through about two liters of milk, but I'm waiting. I'm waiting. What used to do that all the time with the fuel car when we were in the edge? The way we're there. Yeah. I was in you go. Yeah. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. It's Chang who used to work with headtake the his car and the primer car and park from both outside and then fill out the primer car and then park it. Yeah. Put the fuel pump on the ground then drove his car and fill it up off the side. But then they made it fuel and oil only on the thing. Oh yeah. So we did only loud lollies. Yeah.

1:08:08Yeah. That's ridiculous. Okay, we'll keep your text coming in. 9696. What did you steal from work? Someone else said that our last quarter was the new Damian here for the young. Yeah. Great stories. This was her mirror. Paracetamol, I'd be pro-prophing. I'm a pharmacist. Anti-fungal cream sometimes. Oh yeah. Nice. Thrush. Thrush. But a thrush there. Thrushed. I'm embarrassed. I use the urgent feminine products for my entire period every month that work. If they want me to work, well, I'm bleeding out of my vagina. They can pay for my reinstration. Fair enough. I get it. They're expensive. Man, why not? Working at KFC. I've acquired a lot of gravy. KFC, Ss. Nang, chicken salt. Yum. Even frozen popcorn chicken sometimes and fresh chicken. Wicked wings, boneless as well. Tastes the worst. Tastes the worst. In 2004, I worked for an airline at Wellington Airport and the company went into liquidation and people were going mental. They cut padlocks on the doors so we took absolutely everything we could find. Catchers, fridges, microwaves, artwork, computers, high visibility gear,

1:09:11radiators, matters, anything that wasn't bolted down. Really? Yep. Or luckily though, because they couldn't afford a power wages or the whole they pay out, so they all load us. Right. They sell that stuff. Yeah. My ex and I used to work at a bank. Wow, and that bitch stole $15,000 over the span of a few months without me knowing and got us our fired and also got me fired because they thought I was in on up two. What? My manager, wait, are they still together? No, it's his ex. Okay, right. My manager at Mac has got fired for stealing sacks of frozen chicken nuggets. I mean, temptation, down name is... If you're going to go down for stealing something working at Mac, is it a be the packets of hot chocolate fudge sauce, hot fudge? And sweet and sour sauce. Yeah, sour sauce. I worked in a maternity ward and even though it was frowned upon, one day I just took home a baby. Yeah, I've had it for nearly 30 years now. No, you misread it. The joke was he took home a babe. Oh, I took a babe home. Took a babe home because he said I had it for 30 years now.

1:10:12I was frowned upon for taking a nurse, but she got a baby. Got it. She seems to like it. I think I might have been Rory. Some of us sloppy as work to be honest. Yeah, that's right. But Rory, Rory. Laura's message in though, I was an office manager and yes, we do know when the batteries go missing. Do we have batteries in our? We've got a nice stationary. We do. Interesting. Do we? Interesting. Actually jumped on the scales this morning and the batteries were dead and I was like, good. Probably just as well. No, they don't have those batteries. Probably just as well. No, no, no, mine is just triple-lays. I know. I thought they were just ones as well. My scales on the discs. Yeah, yeah. I'm also not getting on that scale. Bogsy's here. The sick boss is here. Bogsy's here. Good morning. Do you think the rat... Do you know what my cow is? Bogsy, where's your warrior stuff? Terrible time to be talking about stealing stuff from work when the CEO walks in. Yeah, the finer topic Bogsy is, what if you steal from work and we said nothing? No, no, no. Just the hearts of our listeners. Exactly. Just good times and smiles is all I take out of here. The ZM podcast network plays ZM's flesh, fun and hailey. Now, don't you guys hate it when you are...

1:11:14Yeah, man. When you're wearing a satin or silk dress caught on the bias. Yeah, I hate it. A figure hugging a little number. Stick to my ears. Yeah, stick to your ears. See my hair? See my hair? It's all through it. It's really weird. Snags through the silky in particular. Well, here's a product no one asked for. It's called the belly button box. The belly button box. Now, I have an opinion on this. The belly button box is sometimes, I would say almost all women that are not professional carved chiseled athletes on zero carved diets have squished around the middle. It protects our reproductive organs because our only purpose in life as animals is to procreate. Same. Amen. My mind is to... Amen. And I'm letting it down. My apologies. But the belly button box is like a silicone little sheet that has a sort of concave little bit and you pop it over your belly button so that when you are wearing a satin or silk dress, you don't get the little dint.

1:12:17The belly button dint. The belly button dint. The belly button dint. That's my opponent. The belly button dint. When you see a dress on a woman, you see the little like dint where her belly button goes in. That's how it went with the belly button. It's so cute. We like that. Well, this would make it like flatter so that you don't... Possibly now you have a hole in your stomach. It's a lot bigger than I thought it would be. It's like a... It's like a almost an A5 sheet on silicone. It has to adhere the from skin and then create a mold over the belly button and then sort of tear the back out. Do you know what I mean? Right. And there's a hole so the belly button can breathe? No. No. No. It looks like there's a hole on there. There is a little hole. Okay. Because you don't want a swampy belly button. No. Oh yeah. Are you tacking off at the end of the night and it gushes? I just feel like the silk dress or the dress would show the square more than it would the whole. Or the whole. And then everyone's like, wave you've got a square. Whereas when it's a hole, you put it like, well, I'd say the whole. Yeah, yeah. Well, we love the whole. We love the belly button. If we're on a satin dress and you see this little shadow

1:13:20and there's a hole in a little poop shadow. Love. That's a God's work. Right. Love, love, love. I just sort of something around there. Do people get sit around and be like, what's a product no one needs there? Yeah, what's a product? What's an insecurity with that? Yeah, what can we make? An insecurity definitely is an insecurity with belly buttons. Yeah. Let's make them feel like awful people for having them. For the company that brought you Batwing Clamps. The ZM podcast network. When was your gut instinct spot on? You know, you get these feelings. I've got great intuition. I've always backed my intuition. Because sometimes you walk into a room and you're like, oh, you see a thing, you see a situation of person you're feeling. I don't know about this. Or I've got a good feeling about this one. First time I met both of you, I was like, never going to happen. Yeah. Not going to work. What? Well, as a couple, or as a friend, as a friend, as a friend, as a friend. Yeah, and you were right. And I was, it has been a struggle. It's been a struggle. Every day, far more work than it should be. We started this whole wedging, exhausting thing and it's like,

1:14:20God, now we're going to do all this bullshit and get off to it. Pro-barring. We are actually going out to one of our favorite restaurants today for lunch and then drinking with our friends. Colin Flaaf. Anyway, message from Dr. Shawnee here on audio message. I wouldn't play that on here. I wouldn't play that on here. No, I give that a, I give it a whole. I was going to get him to bring his stethoscope today because we've got to test the call. Your Tuesday. Yeah. You guys got me bringing him. He's a doctor. Can you bring us there? This guy can give me a light checkup at a boozy light. He's absolutely. The first time I met Dr. Shawnee, I had fought on a pub table. Yeah, you had fungared. I had fungared. I had fungared so in your foot. He looked like he had his bed. I had piratas. I've got hip pain. And it's shooting to my side to my shoulder. Oh my god. Do you know what? He should bring those. So I had to fake, no, those really thick needles. They're like, I picked up political sticks, but wider and dot, I have them. I have them. I have them. Yeah, yeah. They probably just use wooden spoons and forks now. Just use your fingers. Glob figure. Just grab me. What do you want me to do? Just grab me so I can't move. Just don't grab me by the right here.

1:15:21And then just two fingers down. Yeah. Okay. Anyway, we've been slightly side-trained here. Hey, what are we talking about? Garden sticks. Where was your gut instinct spot on the money? Because someone is a student, but Edmund, you're over there. No, but it's just by this paper bag of studio and I want to cut some holes and put it on flitches here and then be like, that's better. That's so mean to me. I don't know. And there was nothing was going to stop me. I'm like, over the middle of broadcasting the show. But, I don't know where I'm going. I have to do this. I have to do this. Keep drawing. I'm going to go get some scissors. Will you cut a hole for my head as well? Yeah, the box is actually really cute. Yeah, I don't know if I have that. Chandogs and Mrs. I might do it sideways. Thanks, Shane. It's got to be that way. Yeah. Okay. Do you like Shannon's wearing a warriors colors today, green and blue, but in a nice, pretty Shannon way. You should want to wear a jersey. No, no, no. Okay, anyway, we're off track here again. Again, all 800 dials at Amazon number, 9696, to Texta. When was your gut feeling right? There was a woman who was known for being up to re,

1:16:23like, what does it mean this gut feeling and everything? And there's actual neurochemicals that happen inside of us when we know something is not good for us. That's true. Like, follow your gut is great advice. Now, we aren't talking about when you trusted your gut, but I did say I had an overwhelming urge to put a paper bag on which is here to say, ah, that's better. Okay. Do it organically like we didn't, he didn't know it was coming. To explain it. No, the people who will see this on social, I mean, it explains itself, but it's a brown-hot bag and I'll cut two eye holes in them. And then, oh, you know, the mouth holes work and breathe in the space. I talked for a living. And then, we also cut them a little hat peeks. So, it's hat can pop out. Yeah, I know. Okay, well, it's going to fit. But let's give this a go. Yeah, this is great. Okay, we are actually bad. Oh, my God, stapes. Shit, I'm breaking nearly scarred and for life. Nearly poked by less than once. Stapes. Stapes. It's bag. It's going to smell like bloody beef sandwich in there, by the way. Oh, yeah, okay, right. You've got to get the slit in. Okay. Get the peak of the hat.

1:17:24Okay, now, say your line, say your line. Okay, does it work better now? Do I look better? There. That's better. Now, say your line. I did. Oh, no. There we go. Yeah, that's better. The hat, the fits, um, we do, um, we do. I would now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I told you. Yeah, let's see. Anything that you've held me back from hitting on Fletcher. The face. It's that face. Yeah, right. We joking, we joking, everything. But I bet he or I, if anybody in the studio could get, could hook up with someone wearing a paper bag on the head to be flinched. It happened like that. Yeah. You know what I'm going to put? This is my profile. It's just a fine. It's just a fine. Oh, my God. On the headphones. Oh, no, good. On the abs. Yeah. He finds on a different photo for Fletcher listens. He's like, I can come, come some tracks. Okay, let's get back to the fight. And you also, you put the mouth hole on the wrong place. Yeah, I agree. It's where I know who to do the scale your face. Okay, let's take some text now, Hayley. When could you trust your gut instinct? Because gut instincts are more than just woo-woo. There are chemicals that we've got.

1:18:25Yeah, trust the gut. Um, somebody says. I'd be much better working alongside that now. I'm not distracted. Not distracted by that beautiful face. Not my hotness. No, no, you're mean enough. Okay, right. I had a gut instinct. Yes, like when you, you know, when you like, drive past road, killing you like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Which comes up looking. Yeah. Um, Oh, yeah, I can test it. I had a sore intestine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have another look. Oh, yeah. Yeah, the eyes have been popped out. Oh, I have another look. I had a bully me. I had a gut instinct. My partner had cheated on me on a trip to Australia. I was home pregnant with our first baby. It was so strong. I guess let him into confessing. Oh, my God. By pretending someone had seen him doing it and had told me any confessed ex partner, I must say. Married now to the most amazing human ever. So I might actually do me a huge favor by cheating on me. Yes, yes, yes, they often do. Yeah. Um, someone's got really got. She said I have IBS. I went before my gut instinct. Before you got to the bloody toilet. Yeah, let's go. I can take the whole bag off of it. Distracted to you. It was. Yeah, it's a bit hard to work now. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. So for God, it was nice to get a break.

1:19:26Oh, I was on a beach show with my friends and family. My husband and I were enjoying the weather and I just had this sinking feeling that someone was going to happen. We're approached by this woman who asked us for help. My husband tried to help her jump to the car. While he was doing it, I had this feeling that she was fishy. Crypt back over to our beach spot. And she was there helping herself to our wallets. So I yelled out and chased her. She fled and I had to use my grade school rugby instincts to tackle her again. Wow. You never trust anyone overseas. I mean, you don't trust anyone in life. No. No. No, no. Little alone traveling. I had never trust anyone ever. Full stop ever. I had an interviewer. I was offered the job, but just had this feeling that it wasn't the right place for me. Turns out the guy who would have been my boss had sexually harassed the number of employees. Oh, wow. I was seven. I cried when I was asked to be the flower girl of my uncle and this wife to be. I didn't like her for some reason and they ended up divorced so and after. So if you knew. If you're no, you know. If you're no, you know. If you're no, you know. Match with the guy I turned to years ago while talking something seemed off.

1:20:26But more of a dig. He had a secret family. Wow. Yeah. That's right. Because the profile photo is home with a paper bag on his head. Yeah. Didn't recognize it. Can't recognize it. And like some smaller humans beside him with like their faces glued out. Paper bag just well. Most of them. And then a woman. And then a woman human. But on the other side sort of half cropped out. Yeah. All the paper bags on the. That'll do it. I want to have my daughter. The minute she was born and knew something was a wrong known belief. Ne all the tests and everything. Two long years later, she was diagnosed with a reage genetic condition. Oh, my. My. My. My. My. My. My. My. My. My. My. My. Do that game where you say word and you go around. Oh, yeah. Has to get reasonably harder to understand. Say mom knows. OK. Mom. Remember to do this game, Fletcher. Yeah. Ready to get a place. Say it each time it gets. It has to get worse. OK. Well, mom knows. Mom knows. Mom knows. Mom knows. Mom knows. Mom knows. Mom knows. Mom knows. Mom knows.

1:21:26Mom knows. Me. Me. Mom knows. Mom knows. Mom knows. I drove by the way. P pitched. The ZDM podcast network ZDM's flash warning highlight play ZDM. I got a new tattoo yesterday. Another one you're so addicted. I'm so addicted. Well I'm on a primal mission to fill the right leg. Get in there all done. Right. And I've got two really solid tattoos. I've got a big sacred heart right on my thigh. And then on to the side of the same thigh is my horse with Vaughn writing it. Which if you just join the show Vaughn got a hat. A listenancy comes in on my horse. People took photos of you on the horse. My friend, Tatoo, out of Sammy said that's a great tattoo.

1:22:26I got the tattoo. Yeah you weren't sleeping together. Even though it did make it look like you were sleeping with them. Tell you what I wouldn't have much leg room left if I got a tattoo for every person I'd slept with. Do you know what I mean? She's here to talk. So anyway, yesterday I was at this new studio. I haven't had a tattoo from Daniel before. And it was great. Every time I get a new tattoo, you know, they always like to look around your other pieces of work. And I will say 10 out of 10, Vaughn's tattoo will always get a whole my god that's so cool. Yeah. Because it's done so well. Shout out to Sammy at Sammy Tatoo's. Like it's so good. Even like it will be out at bars and stuff. And listeners will ask to see it. Yes, yes, yes. Because it's crazy. One, it's so realistic that people can't believe it's actually real. And two, they can't believe I did that. Which was kind of the story yesterday when they're looking around. They're like, shit, there's horse. Oh my god, it's amazing. I was like, yeah, it's cool. This is, you know, by Sammy and what not. And then they were like, what's the story behind it? And I was like, oh, it's actually my friend Vaughn. And they're like, oh, okay.

1:23:26Yeah. Right. And then I was like, yeah, where we work together and we're on a horse. So I got it. So I got the rest of the rest of the story. I got a tattoo. And they were like, you guys are just friends. And I was like, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. He was like, I don't think if you ever really come across someone who just sort of randomly got a, is he dead? No. I tell you what, though, when I do die, you were first. Because no doubt there'll be a river of people getting a ball of tattoos when I die. Honestly, they were finding it out. And Jim, not Jim Henson. Who's Jim Morrison. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And everyone's getting Jim Henson tattoos when he died for him. Yeah. Yeah. It sort of was the first time in a long time since Reddit went a bit nuts that I was confronted with how odd it was, how readily I just got a photo of your friend. Your friend. My friend. And then when I got this new tattoo, yes, it's just like a little Kofa branch to split up the two bigger tattoos, something about softer. I came in this morning and showed you and the fletch is first thing is like, and you still no tattoo of me. No tattoo of Fletch. Unbelievable. It'll happen.

1:24:27See you later. Actually, I'm going to have to stop you there. That's copyrighted. I'm all over. So it's a very good friend of mine. She's already served me twice. So if you could maybe get her to drop her litigious action, that would be a great tell her, I'll review her five stars. Yeah. If she does the same for this part of her. Yeah. And then she tells all her friends. And if you're listening, maybe give it five stars. Play ZM's Fletch Born in Haley.