Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 10th September 2026

0:00From the Zedium podcast network It's fleached for an a Lee's little bit of pod Welcome to a little bit of pod now. I got a message Recently it was at the weekend from my neighbor Hey, bro, just pop it over to get some lemons. This is like an 830 at night by the way I'm okay. I'm just okay If you had the way my mum's lemon tree beve who had lemon lime none of that scabby stuff that you've got I'm sorry my lines are For now the scabs don't matter the lemons that I have are shameful yeah, but mums lemon tree looks like you've got them from the super Mark yeah, yeah, that's a wire. We're also different breed of lemon She might have a myers lemon good myers lemon look I'm just saying yellow wax That's a lemon. He lemons. Okay, that's a plant of myers. We got some mankey lemons Yeah, but they're delicious. It's what's on the inside guys now. It's that guys. It's what's on the inside that counts So he says I'm popping over you some women. Oh no matter if you've got a wax your skin if you want some oysters

1:04Let me know fresh air lemon Oysters hang on a seat what and I said I've the only ones left on the tree are really high I've got some pect come to the door and you can have some lemon sweaters and he's like do you want do you want some of these oysters? I was like no, I've just eaten um, but you know Oh, you said no to fresh oysters. Well, you but you don't know what okay, he gets over and I say um I don't know where'd you get your oysters from he's like oh it's just on the way home from work. I'm a sort of sign Oh, no, I'm not eating No, sorry wait till you hear the man's out bloody swimming for these no no no no no no if it if any He said it was 50 oysters for $50 ding ding red flag. Okay, that's that side of the rag I mean that's I love a deal, but that's too cheap. It's also I don't want 50 of them so That's well, they were a dollar each basically that's a good price. I don't need oysters But I don't know I don't also don't know how many oysters you buy so we'd bought us part of 50 No, you miss it from her do you shoot I want some of these oysters because I'm not gonna eat 50. It's not good for you

2:05I said no, no after maybe 18, okay No, I do 12 on my own and then I'll be like oh yeah, and then maybe someone hasn't done this I have a couple more and then you're like oh You're pushing right? I ate 24 oysters because I accidentally ordered two dozen two dozen instead of like a dozen It was in South Africa into December so they were so they were basically like a dollar each yeah, so it was it was fine Yeah, but they went off the side of the road. No, no, they were right. How was it? How is your personal personal on the side of the road? Yeah, good, but I was full I'll tell you that night And I was like I'm not leaving them because I've paid Oh, good boy, and I tell you why it was it was very hard by the like the last three or four 12s the perfect number Yeah, but from a van on the side of the from a van on the side of the road Where did he get them a van from a van? I believe on a van and so they were there was like my same day Situation again, I'm not because I had a very bad experience highly who's been in these 2004

3:05We were sent for each of my orcs called we were sent some promotional oysters from shock records to promote the 2004 release of Australia Man Eskimos Joe song from the sea because of course oysters are from the sea Yeah, I believe I have a vague memory of that We're still over to work on the story. Yeah, and a polystyrene container on ice Look good look to smell first smell good I have never been so violently ill in my Everybody here the song I just think about Who being bedridden all week and just vomiting and thankfully because I was from Tudor Nakyano I was very uncultured and hadn't even tried oysters or like the smell of them or the look of them Oh, you win an oyster man Where is he wasn't an oyster man? He had refined his palette. It wasn't until I went to a restaurant There was free through work that I had them and I love Wait, so you did your brother a solid and I his oyster I think you ate most people in the office most people in the office like no thanks. Yeah

4:06Me and two other people yeah Who this massive voice is and all of us were so violently violently I must have just been sitting at the record company office for like a couple of days or I don't know not in the fridge properly I then that's why I'm just like I can't I'll go I'll eat them in a restaurant. I'll eat them when I see Then be shocked I'm not eating right so I always If we're all out to get in there's voices on the menu we're getting oysters So I also love he's like I just didn't know how many to buy so about 50 50 that anything's a lot Like 15 nuggets is a lot you hear the term like a dozen oysters all the time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Maybe check on his wife. Yeah, I'm gonna check in with her