Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 12th September 2026

0:00From the Zedium podcast network It's flage for an a Lee's little bit of pod Welcome to a little bit of pod. No, we're all cat households. We are Yeah, super cute recently. Do you know what I've noticing he's got? He doesn't shit his whiskers anymore Why was he shooting his whiskers in the first place? I always do. I was just let it last just got this big bushy must start. Yeah, so big Like huge well Cheetos Even though what a Cheeto my cats one of those cats that even if he's got a cat door We'll just stand at a ranch later in Meow and be like oh that's annoying this for me where I'm just like dude Like there's something installed for you. Excuse me you cock open this You've literally got a specific door that only you can use yeah I always say that to Rolly. I'm like I literally you are I could actually design this for you. I got counsel consent for that shit. Yeah Get the fuck out. That's the most expensive door in the house. Yeah, does he actually use that door? He does but same thing if you were around he'll refer to be let out by

1:00Well Cheetos also taken to just getting into the house because sometimes he can get into the laundry through the cat door But the door shut because I don't let him inside while I'm sleeping because he's annoying Oh my god, I was such a manie. Now you can sleep in the water. No, no no no no no animals Inside during the night. I imagine Murray came in for some cuddles this morning He said a roller and rolls up next to me. It's real cute. Yeah, no No, you're having half half the cat owner experience. Yeah, yeah, you're getting all the admin and none of the heartwarming stuff Yeah, pretty much yeah Yeah, open your life to the heartwarming stuff. No, I don't want him inside overnight I'll my heart will not be warm if he wakes me up during the night with He's very He's very Yeah, he's a ginger cat. He's super man Maybe I'll find the couch you'll come in and I'll be like pat pat pat but then scoot outside This is why you've got to get a rescue cat not a pedigree one of these things you've got. I don't have a pedigree

2:01He was literally that's I've got a pedigree Yeah, sorry Sorry Yeah, how's it found like literally in plastic bags? Yeah, like literally Like you would have died He's been a bit more in you. They won't me out He's also just taken to just getting into the house anyway. He can and I was having a shower And I flipped the bathroom window open and then also not just see him like launch up But doesn't quite get in and he just goes And puts his claws into the window sill and just like oh My god, and just drags his claws across the Windows sill of the bathrooms and now the bathrooms got these like Two sets of these like huge core marks like some kind of horror movie Through the paint I think they must have been so freaked out I think well I was naked he pretty jumped up and was just like

3:02Yeah, welcome to a can I guess bet you a can See your dad's dick Because you're so small you don't even know Because I'm big yeah I don't know how do you patch repair scratch They like sand and probably put sand and learn yeah, I can stay there I'll come over and do it actually. I'm actually really good at the sand and fell You're good quite good at the sand and fell. Yeah, I'm good people Sand and fill well people that are gonna look at that and be like it's a good story that what happened here I'll be like the cats or my massive dick I just frozen just