B&T Extra: Pee Leaks, a Car Part in a Penis, & Bocox

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2:05Ask a doctor about ebglyce and visit ebglyce.lily.com or call 1-800-LilyRX or 1-105-4-5-9-7-9. I was working my farm, I headed down to the barn, I was almost done for the night. When I drove a man in a customized band, so I knew he was a man the night. He said, hey there Jack, with your hat colored black, I got a deal for you. Well, I know you can't read, but there's really no need, because I tell you that I'm going to do. I said, pardon me, hey Graver, hey Carl, I'm kind of busy with your guitar solo. Can you tell your little joke to Barry? Okay, hey Barry, do you know why it is let the Amish women are never satisfied in bed?

3:08No, if I isn't, Dr. Amish women are never satisfied in bed. Because they need two men a night, get it? That's funny, I'm almost ready, Graver, practically Carl, I'm Barry, whatever. He began to speak, owned by knees god week, and his voice was ringing in my head. He had charts and graphs and colored photographs, I didn't understand a word he said. I said, wait a minute, heathen, I'm having trouble breathing, don't want a partner with you. But would you tell me again, even though I know it's a sin, what does this contraption do? And he said, well won't you give me three pigs, give me three pigs, mister, give me three pigs and a horse? Give me three pigs, give me three pigs, mister. Sipping and handling, not included. Of course. Hey, Benjamin, sounds like Brenda Rady, no, you're not, we're not under radio, are you?

4:12No, if you're electricity going through this guitar, no, okay, am I right? Well, my thoughts are in a way, and I begin to pray, as the man handed me up in. And though my memory fogs, I knew he took them hogs, and I never sold them again. Now I sit in and cry most every night, but those pigs that were stolen away. And now I'll get even, cause I'll see that heathen, bird come junk. Yeah, you tell him, huh? Now I say, give me three pigs, give me three pigs, mister, give my three pigs back to me. Give me three pigs, give me three pigs, mister, like a piggyback guarantee. Now some more Bob and Tom. This is Bob and Tom, mister. Tom, I believe Jeff Oscar has a question. Yes, sir, what are you going to do? So I've just noticed this in the past month, I don't know what's going on.

5:13Maybe the older gentleman. So I just used the restroom. Yes. I urinated afterwards. I give it a good shake. I spin it around like a top hat. Yeah. I do everything, yet still a minute later, one drop of dribble comes out and hits the pants. Is this common? What is happening with it? That's just started. It's just started. And I mean, why are you listening to her? Why are you listening to her? She has no access to this equipment. Like I use it like a whip. I try to get everything out of it. Yeah, I really get that thing. And but just in the past month, there's just one, like a minute later. Have you tried, you know when you can't get the last bit of toothpaste out? Grab it from the base of your wrist. Yeah. I don't know. You roll up. Oh. What do I do? I hit it on my boot. Oh, yeah. All right. However, if you squeeze it at the bottom, the things might get carried away. Oh, yeah.

6:13Yeah. I'll give it a try. Oh, thanks for the suggestion on his boot. Yeah. I haven't tried hitting it on my boot. You got to go for out with that thing. Let him know who's boss. Yeah. Yeah. Roll it down. Yeah. The problem now with the cold weather. Check local listings is all that salt on your boot. That could sting. Right now, if you have an open lesion. Yeah. It crawls up the tip. Okay. I think we're actually this is the perfect way. So why did they call it the drip? Didn't they call it gonorrhea? The drip at one point? The nail. The drip. There's quite a few. Is it drip when you have that? I'm not sure. I think one of the... I've never had that. I think one of them does, I believe, drip. Okay. I'm not sure if it's... Have you ever gotten soap down in there in the pee hole? What? It stings. What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing yourself? You're good going. You take a pipe cleaner and ivory soap and give it. I like to keep a tight ship. I don't want to be putting anything in there. All right. We have that actually coming up in the news in a very unusual way.

7:16I think, Chris, you know what story I'm talking about? Performance art? What are you talking about? Well, there's a couple of different things. A guy in Jamaica had an issue... He had to go to the doctor. They removed a metal car part that got stuck on his penis. A car part. A car part. On his penis, though. It could have been a lot worse. The apple wasn't a transmission. At her. At her. An emergency room physician told the Jamaica star that the patient came in complaining of severe swelling and pain. Do you think there are people out there who take battery cables? Oh. Pinch things with them. That would hurt. Leave it hanging on it. Yeah. On your nipples and stuff. Don't you think? Don't you feel something? Yeah, yeah. A little battery charger on the nipple. That's a good Friday night for them. Oh. Wow. The doctor explained the man had placed a metal ring car part at the base of his penis to quote, hold an erection when it got stuck. Oh. He got in there. Okay. So what ring would it be like a... Well, you know you... You have plugs, points and rings. You've ever heard that. Plugs and points and rings. Okay.

8:17Yeah. Maybe that's what... Maybe that. So it was a car part. It's as described as a car part. Yeah. Healthcare workers, you specialized equipment to safely remove the ring. The physician said the man's penis was okay, but noted the incident could have cost him his manhood. How do you delayed seeking medical help? Well, it was a lot of blood to it. I would think. You know, they got it off. Don't you? How? Lefty Lucy. Righty, righty. Righty, righty. Lefty Lucy. Way to get that thing off. Ironically, it was from a homer, I understand. Irony, there. Irony, there. Uh-huh. Well, we had that guy last year who got his members stuck in a muffler. And it was having sex with mufflers but he had to stop. He said that he was exhausted. I know the stuff. He had me for a second. I'll take that hearty ad pal. Alright. Alright. I gave him the denure no. Alright. I could see the headline would it be auto erotic or something?

9:20Yes, for those. Totally different. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, we have another story involving the male member. Yeah. Doctors say more men are seeking out so-called scrotox to enhance the aesthetics of their genitals. I don't believe this for a second. I don't know why. And when it comes to treating erectile dysfunction, some men are turning to something referred to as B-O-C-O-X, B-O-C-O-X. Or Mike T, T-E-E, senior doctor at the Hartley Street skin clinic told that N-D-100 that a growing number of men are seeking Botox injections in their scrotum to achieve a smoother, less wrinkled appearance or lower hanging look. Cool. But now, and we've talked about that before, and now this procedure called Botox is employing botulism toxin to help treat sexual dysfunction as well. They inject it into the penis, the neurotoxin. It can help relax muscles and enhance blood flow, therefore helping men achieve and maintain

10:21an erection. So do they do this in the office? No. They do it on the street. Okay. Gladys. I do the wedding room. I mean, do they have to go out in the outer- it's too much noise from the screen. But I don't understand, is this, so this is a long term thing rather than like a once off like a... Oh, you mean like, do you do this right before you have sex? Yeah. Like, you would... I mean, I don't know. It just says here, the treatment is aimed at patients for home medications like the Viagra or Cialis don't work anymore. And it's B-O-C-O-X. Oh. I understand the famous dual sports athlete Bo Jackson has endorsed a version of this called Brotox. Just... Bo-Nose. Just called... Bo-Nose Botox. Bo-Nose Botox. Bo-Nose Cox. Get Bo right there. How do you just... You know, you know who Bo Jackson was, Christy? An athlete. Yeah. Baseball, football. Great.

11:21Great at both. Yes. Yeah. Satellite. That's weird. On a positive, if it makes your penis look 10 years younger. There you go. You got that going for it. And it looks 10 years younger. Maybe it acts 10 years younger. So the scrotox was the one we had... For the balls. But... That's just for you, my... Yeah. Someone who wants to look like fresh eggs. Yeah. That's just for aesthetics. This is... This is for sports. Yes. But who's looking at it? That's the thing. I mean... Hopefully. Nobody's... I mean, the scrotox has to be... Do you have sex in the dark? That has to be a gay thing. The scrotox. That doesn't have to be. No. I think that you'd be shocked by this. There are some women that are attracted to men. Mm-hmm. And that's it. What are the other women who go? Hey, not tonight. It's too wrinkly. I don't know. Whenever mine gets too wrinkly, I just turn the shower water on real hot. Put it over the top. I'm gonna show for 10 minutes.

12:22It just seems... And the other one, the so-called... Bocox. I mean, is it something that one does as I asked before? Right before the activity? I don't know, Tom. I'll look it up and find out for you, okay? That'd be weird. You walk in the bedroom. There's some dude with a needle on his spoon. It's just getting ready to shoot up some dude there. Why couldn't you shoot yourself up? Why would you need a guy to do it? Because it says this is the doctor. He says that he's shooting... It just seems weird. I'd imagine it lasts for like three to four weeks, much like conventional Bocox does for all his appearance. Just curious. Because that would be a weird ritual. Yeah. Yeah. You're gonna feel a small prick. It's lower you. That was good. Now, let's move on. Kristi Lee is at the Bob and Tom show news desk. What's happening over there? Authorities have arrested four Buddhist monks found with drugs, porn, sex toys, and escort directories.

13:22Oh my God. According to the Daily Mail, police rated. That's probably the... They're recruiting. That must be the easiest monkery to get guys to join when they see what you get to do. They rated the From Sunthan Monastery in Chonbury Province after Villanger's complained of alleged drug and fire arm use on temple grounds. In addition to all this fun stuff, three monks also allegedly tested positive for methamphetamine. A video published by Newsflare shows officers holding up a penis pump found in one of the monk's bedrooms and mimed its purpose. We all know what the penis pump is for. This is like animal house. Awesome. These guys are partying. They were taken into custody for allegedly violating their vows. And they have enlightenment. That's amazing. That's how they float. It's the match. I have a ring around my thing. Buddha. Buddha. I suppose going on those hunger fast things is a lot easier if you're shooting up meth.

14:25Speed helps. Yeah. Just saying. Now, what's the story in the monks? Are they still walking across America? Yeah. The peace walk. Yeah. Yeah, they are. Where are they now? I don't know. But I know they know. Omaha, Nebraska. I mean, it's probably pretty cool. I know they were definitely walking through a lot of snow. And they had to, they all had shoes on and coats and. Where are they? Are they headed to? Look at them. Don't use your lips. Because he played. He played. He played. Yeah. Yeah. That's their piece. Jeff. Jeff. Jeff hit his head, I think. That made me laugh. I don't know why. Yeah, forget where their ultimate goal is. The two, the 2300 die, the 2300 mile journey from Fort Worth, Texas to Washington, D.C. As Jeff just said, is a spreading peace, love, kindness, and compassion to the United States in the world. You're right. Like they're in Virginia.

15:26They might be real close to being done. Let me. Good for them, man. Well, this has been a better thing to do in the, I don't know, leave in the spring. Yeah. Yeah. If these guys were balancing a ladder on their Jennifer piece, you'd love it. It'd be a favorite news story. But they're walking for peace and you hate it. Yep. You're right. They're walking on stilts for peace. You'd be up there. Oh. I can tell you that. There's just Richmond, Virginia. Are they worrying like those shiny vests so that people don't hit them? There's a huge line. You're not gonna miss them. Someone already hit one of them. Yeah, I know what I've lost the leg. Like for real, right? Christopher? Yeah, I believe you're aware that we have public transportation. Have you been on a greyhound? I'd rather walk. The monk bus. It'd be fun. Okay, well, I'm they have a dog with them. Remember the dog got a little tired and they had to put him in the truck for a while.

16:28What else have you got, Christy Lee? Uh, kids get things stuck in their noses all the time. Will you want to take this one? Yeah, I got a blueberry stuck up there. They're hilarious. Legos, marbles, pencaps, blueberries, but in this case a child managed to lodge a metal combination lock inside his nose. Oh my gosh. This is the final boss of nose play. According to officials in China's Hunan province, firefighters in the city of Haihua were called in after doctors determined the lock couldn't be safely removed by hand. They can pick his nose, but they can't pick a lot. Fire crews, you specialized cutting tools to carefully cut the lock apart while medics stood by making sure the child wasn't injured. The operation successful child was not seriously hurt and he was returned safely to his family. And of course, it reminded me of when Willie had the blueberry in his nose. Yeah, and I was able to get it out. If this is can be a lesson for everybody, I called a doctor buddy of mine. He told me what to do. Willie, he, uh, we laid him down on the, on the kitchen island and then I want to get this right.

17:32And then we, uh, closed your one nostril and the blueberry was in this one. Right. And then he opened his mouth and I blew in and the blueberry flew out and my dog Elvis ate it. And that was the last time that me and him touched, you know, I remember this. I believe. Yeah, I remember it. I would put blueberries up there and then I would eat them. I thought it made them taste better. I was four. Do you want to defend? I don't know. What's wrong with you? I wasn't shoving food in my orifice. That's the thing. There's time with you. You look at him every day. Boy, boy, boy. It's just about how I was raised by a lunatic is what's wrong. I tried my best. What can you do? It's pretty easy to get stuff stuck up there. I had a half a gram stuck up. You really didn't care. No, I see. Uh, no, I have an update on your bocox. What would you say about it? It's so harsh. It's, it's, it's B O C O X.

18:33It also bocox sounds like the newest country star. Bocox, yeah, the injections usually last around six months and the results take about several days to work because full results are visible actually after about six weeks. So it takes a while for the muscles to relax, even with 50 to 100 units of botulism stuck into your, but do they inject it right into it on both sides? It says here. I would have called it C O X T O X. And step box? Yeah, box, box, box, box, box, box. It'd be a great podcast, man. Oh, well, you think with them, you might as well talk with them. There you go. Ladies and gentlemen, that ties you a funny girl ties you right up. Doesn't it? That's it for another Bob and Tom show extra catches on iTunes, Google Play and Stitcher for Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Take care,

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