B&T Extra: Alli Breen with Sexy Time

0:00Welcome back, it's another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher, not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon will give you a little extra in case you missed anything. Come up on the show today, it's Ali Brin and Sexy Time. We'll have that for you just a minute. Well, they say that a dog is a man's best friend. For better or for worse, all the way to the end. But you can't just go out and marry your dog. Because among other things it's against the law. But I think I'll find a way to find the best of both worlds. All you gotta do is find a dog type girl. I'm gonna find me a dog type girl.

1:00I'm looking for a dog type girl. Dog type girls are the finest in the land. You give them little treats and they obey your command. They always cheer you up when your day is going crummy. And they shake their little leg when you scratch them on the tummy. They travel in and out through the doggy girl door. So they never have to poop on the living room floor. I'm looking for a dog type girl. Dog type girl. He's looking for a dog type girl. Dog type girls make the perfect wife. Faithful and true for the rest of your life. Listen to me good. Because it's plain to see that a dog type girl is a girl for me. They know not to bark and they know not to beg.

2:05When you come home from work they will hump your leg. They always let you play with their big floppy ears. And they can only get pregnant two times a year. But you better not cheat because I'm gonna tell you what. They can tell where you've been just by sniffing on your butt. I'm gonna find me a dog type girl. He's gonna find me a dog type girl. Make him roll over. You can make him play dead. You can make him go to sleep. And the doggy girl, Pat, listen to me good. Because you know it's true that the dog type girl is a girl for you. So if you listen to the song then you know where I stand. And the type girls are the finest in the land.

3:08And for the ladies out there if you don't understand. Then you could always find yourself a dog type man. It's our way of making sure you haven't missed anything. This is Bob and Tom Extra. There she is. Oh, Ellie. Hello, Ellie. Oh, yeah. She's in the UK. I'm in the UK. Yep. Oh, 50 stove. What is it like two o'clock there? 330, quarter of the line? What is it? Two o'clock. You got it first. Two o'clock. Okay. Two twenty. Two twenty. Exactly. And that odd, Josh. Different times in different places. It's completely unnecessary. Okay. We're the same time everywhere all the time. That's right. That's right. We got letters for us, Ellie. Ellie, Ellie, O'C. hooker. Yeah, okay. Here we go. Yeah. It's a ladies day here. Maybe we can turn our streak around. I think the people demanded more female perspectives. Female entertain. Oh, you think? Yeah.

4:09Yeah. Good. Perfect. What are you being a smart? I'm not picking up on cues. I don't know what the hell is going on. Go ahead, darling. Dear Ellie, my boyfriend is a mommy's boy and his mom does everything for him. Uh-oh. When anything goes wrong or he needs anything, he haws his mom and it's annoying for two reasons. It takes away his masculinity and it makes me worried that I'm going to have to do everything for him if we end up getting married. Do I bring it up or just write this out? Well, it's not going to change. Yeah, I think this is how he is. This is how he is. It sounds like a deal breaker to me. And she will be a part of your life the whole way. Yeah. Well, she did stuff for you. Align. Maybe she'll just set for you though. Can you take advantage of it and become like mommy's girl? Yeah. You need some help. This is a letter she cannot respond to. I'm kidding. Boy, you better hope his mom likes you.

5:12I get the impression he's not. He's because she's worried that he's going to have to take care of him. Ew. Yeah. That is ew, isn't it? It is ew. Yeah. I don't have boys. Yeah. It's different. Definitely. They just gravitate. The family usually gravitates towards the girls family. That's true. That's natural. And so to be a boy, mom, and to be second to your essentially, like that's. So if she's playing this role in your relationship already, you're screwed. Like it's, yeah, I get out. Get out now. I want to know what she's doing for him. I guess. But I think, Jev, I think he might be like the girlfriend might be worried the mom and the boyfriend will gang up on her as opposed to the mom doing stuff for her. Yeah. Like if they get in the fight, and she calls the mom, she's going to side with her son. Oh, yeah. That's always.

6:13She's not in the relationship though. She doesn't get to say. Oh, yeah, she is. With a mom's boy, she's with that territory. Better start helping pay for rent or something. And if she wants to shove her foot, that's weird. That's tough though, because I've, I found where I'll talk to my son about something. And I'm like, Hey, you and I never had this conversation. Go talk to your girlfriend. I was like, if you have any questions, I'll help you, but you have to choose her first. Like she's a number one priority now. Oh, yeah. Like mom's second fiddle. Yeah. Yeah, that's a part of letting go. You got to cut the apron. Yeah, they don't do that. No, they don't. They don't. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not a girl. Mom, what am I allergic to? Mom, you cut my steak. Yeah, stuff like that. I don't like to have somebody cut my steak. That'd be cool. Yeah. That's cool. Yeah. As Tom would say, next. Next. Dear Ali, my boyfriend's ex cheated on him. And he basically said she's been dead to him ever since.

7:15He says he's never looked her up on social media or even thought about her since the breakup. I saw over his shoulder the other day when he was like me up something on Instagram that she was actually on his top search. I kept it to myself, but do you think this is a pretty serious red flag? I know if I bring it up to him, I'll probably sound crazy, but I think he went out of his way to tell me he doesn't look her up and he does, which is a problem. Why is it a problem? Well, if he had not said anything, he would have been better off. Yeah, I guess. Yeah. But he at the time, he hadn't looked her up. And then when she brought her up to him, then he started thinking, oh, yeah, I wonder what she is up to. She is an interest. Yes. There is a chance. So I say ask him, but which is worse. Him looking up his old girlfriend or her searching his Instagram. She saw it overshadowed her. She was an Instagram. Yeah. I mean, he was on Instagram. She saw what he was. Or the fact that he lied. So have you searched an ex just out of curiosity?

8:18Like, obviously, you're not going to act on it anymore than just looking, right? Like how much is wife? How many kids does he have? Stuff like that. You could easily, are you should just ask him, go, hey, you know what? I wasn't trying to look, but I saw over your shoulder that you had searched her. How is she doing? Yeah. Plus, my friends might have been like, hey, look how fat she got. And he's like, oh, I have to see this. Right. That's true, too. Yeah. Or now he's bald. Go look. Or maybe just, it's funny. I wouldn't believe anyone who said they've never thought about or looked up their ex. Yeah, I wouldn't believe that. I would. Yeah. Yeah. It's too easy to do now. Oh, that's for sure. Although I did actually do the road with you guys know and love him. Nick Griffin years ago, and he said after his divorce, he never, never, never checked up or looked or thought about his ex. And I do believe him. I do believe him too. I believe him. Yeah. I believe him. I do know people like that. Yeah. What's his done? It's done for him. I have a number of exes I've never looked up.

9:20No kidding. Yeah. No, it doesn't mean that I haven't thought, oh, I wonder what they're up to. Right. But in a way of like, I kind of, you know, hope they're fine or don't well, but I've never. I had a crush on a boy named George in fifth grade. And I looked him up because I was like, he was really cute in fifth grade. I wonder what he looks like now. That's fair. Yeah. What was the verdict? I could find him. Oh, okay. George. Oh. Oh, Okay. Now we'll pop up, for sure. Hi, uh, next. Okay. There you go. Dear Ali, I started dating my boyfriend pretty quickly after his divorce. It's been going well for six months, but he's afraid to introduce me to any of his family because they all really liked his ex and thought that they both needed more time before they should date other people. I don't know why they're determining that for his ex too. Do you guys agree or disagree? I wouldn't push that. Just take your time.

10:21Yeah. Yeah. Because everybody's got a different. There's no hard and fat rule. Great, great period if you will. Yeah. Yeah, do your new person a favor by not, well, what? He has. Not for you to have to deal with his family. Yeah. I mean, you should be grateful. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I think it should be like AA, like for one year, you don't, you don't date anybody. You just, or you keep it, oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah. For one year, there's no dating anybody. There's no relationships. There's no sex. You just work on you. I love it. No way. Yeah. I just got the mors. I'm going to have sex. But you're not going to get engaged in the next day. No, but you like it physically ill if you don't have sex on a regular basis. That's right. That's right. Don't all men get that way? Yeah. That's what I've been doing. Oh, yeah. Okay. I don't know what that means, but sure. It means you only eat cereal alone. Yeah. When you got out of one relationship, you wanted to quickly get into another one.

11:22Oh, no. But with me, like, I don't hook up. Like it's right. Like a girl likes me. Like it's taken some time to like win her over. Yeah. Like years. So if there is a thing, it's usually gets pretty quick. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. It turns into a relationship. Yeah. It's really bored. People just sleep with someone immediately. What's that called? Rebound? Rebound thing. Yeah. I tried. I tried. Yeah. Like I wanted to have rebound sex, but you've got to have somebody else who wants to help you out. Being drunk on a Saturday. Yeah. That's where we're going. Yeah. I'm drunk and horny. Oh. Okay. Okay. Dear Ali, my boyfriend smells down there. And when I complain and tell him to shower, he says I'm ruining the romance. Nope. I said he needs to make sure that he's not smelly when we're hicking up then. And once again, it would take the spontaneity out of it.

12:23What I meant was shouldn't you just be cleaned down there regularly? Yeah. I'm talking for five years old. Exactly. Yeah. Some boys don't ever learn to wash. This is a real thing. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. It is insane. Sunbeaf pens, I've heard horror stories that they are like, well, I wash my hair and the shampoo runs my debt. But down my back and down my butt crack. So I washed and it's like, no, no. Now we need cloth to cheeks. And you've got to wash that. Oh. Move. But there's Ali. Am I wrong? Have you had I mean, it is there are men who just flat do not wash down it. It is kind of an answer. I think so. Totally. Do you think the joke just gets everything you're out of? It's like, you've got a scrub. Yeah. I got you. I don't get. I understand that. As soon as a girl said, hey, I don't I'm not enjoying the smell down there. Right. I'm not gonna do anything until you wash. I'm immediately wash He's a narcissist get down there girl Too serving you that probably is right because no one's fight against that like that's a crazy thing to push back on if someone's telling you that

13:28If you'd be so embarrassed I never get over it. Why wouldn't she just there are a lot of fish in the sea. Go find another one that doesn't smell You don't want to stinky fish Just a quick blowfish every now and then right? Yeah, this guy's an idiot. Yeah, get out of him Yeah, if he's pushing back on that, that's a thing. Let him put his stink somewhere else. Yeah, kick pig pen to the skirt Dear Ellie my wife's parents are staying with us for a month and she refuses to have sex while we're in the No, it makes total sense to me. I would be the exact same I don't know how I mean if I had stayed married I don't know how we would have ever had sex once the kids were over eight, I mean knowing what's going on. I don't know. Okay

14:29I would be too embarrassed no Yeah, nothing dries you up faster than knowing daddy's down the hole That's some toothpick wisdom It's something Come on To some people some people are like oh Yeah, I've been in relationships where it was both it was hey, this will be fun. We got to stay as quiet as possible And also don't I get I never argued with hey, we're not doing it while my war was staying in my pair yeah Well, this is a month though For an hour, you know, I mean that's the thing you could find a fun way to Right creative. Yeah, you could handle yourself in the shower. Can't you for a month? Are you okay and survive? Oh, I see so it's not okay to have sex when her parents are there

15:36But he can go to the shower and crank one off And it washes away all the nasty dust and the sin He's staying now Oh, oh, okay, yeah, oh wait a minute alley wait a minute here we go ready next That's actually you know what I'm gonna ask we don't yeah, that was like when you're a lot of you and you're watching a movie and My alarm goes off and you it feels like yours. That was almost right Oh, okay Dear alley, I'm engaged and at my boyfriend's bachelor party Which was supposed to be one night a bunch of girls showed up and it lasted for a whole weekend of him and his friends partying He's never done And he says I'm overreacting, but am I the seems crazy. No, you're not overreacting. That's ridiculous But it's the friends. It's not him. I guarantee his idiot friends invited these girls

16:37Doesn't matter. He should have put his foot down. That is not appropriate Or at least left his own back That's crazy. Yeah, yeah, you just go dudes. This is you guys just don't know how to party All right, what would you do would you guys leave would you leave your own bachelor party if that was the case if you knew you There would be hell to pay for a bunch of girls. Yeah, I mean, I would if I I think I would have said hey you guys I wouldn't have leave I'd go they need to get out of here or you guys if you went a party with them Go do your thing right But it sounds like he didn't want to leave either. It sounds like he was all on board with yeah Fun of him for being like whipped and all that stuff probably that's you you get over that real quickly as a guy at least I do Yeah, say whatever you want Can't like the wedding Now I say do give him the benefit of the doubt that he didn't do anything You got it I know Chris do you hate all men cheat

17:39But The situation is set up just for that it's supposed to be like the last night of freedom get all the strippers here Yeah, I know Yeah, but you're not really gonna do that Are you what when the last three days when it's supposed to be one it seems like someone's probably okay I mean hopefully it's just the friends. Yeah, but the friends can hook up if they want Yeah, yeah, but what are the days of like It's one night. There's usually there's beer there's poker. There's probably us stripper and then it's over I think for the most part that's it's still that's what I went to bachelor parties. Okay, but now it's like hey We're oh yeah, we're going to Vegas for four days and it's a blow out Yeah, we're not leaving. It'll somebody gets arrested Yeah, those aren't that's not the best those aren't fun or I guess maybe His friends using heaven as an excuse to basically party to to get out of the house if they have girl

18:41Always the friends at yeah, the friends who are married are tired of being married. That's who's Yeah, they're like this is my big chance. They are the worst. They are the worst I'm sorry. I'd like I'd be really upset three days with a bunch of girls there. Yeah, that's that's That's Yeah, you wonder who the girls are like is it his ex girlfriend plus who blabbed Who post pictures? Yeah, exactly. What are you doing? He needs better friends Nothing happens, but you still posted a picture had a great time with these girls for two days That's it for another Bob and Tom show extra catches on iTunes Google Play and Stitcher For Bob and Tom extra, this is Christopher take care everybody