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Can you hear me now? Yeah, that is... I can't indeed. That's much better. What's going on, caller? Oh man, Mr. obvious, I had to cross the street to get away from the bank. The bank? Okay, now what's wrong with the bank, caller? Well, Mr. obvious, I think it's being robbed. Oh no. Oh my, well, did you call 911 caller? My goodness. Well, no, no. I wouldn't sure if I should call the police or if I should confront the robbers. No, no, no. It could confront them. Of course you should confront them. They could be armed, caller. Do I think they could be armed, of course they could. That's what robbers do. They carry around guns or knives or bombs and they rob people. Yeah. That's what I didn't confront them. Yeah. Is the robbers still in there? Uh, robbers, Mr. obvious. There's more than one or so. Oh my goodness. Oh no. Well, how many, caller? Oh gosh, I saw at least four or five of them. Okay, well, would you be able to identify them to the police?

I'm not so sure about that, Mr. obvious. They're all wearing masks. Mask. You mean like, like, antios, man? That's a good one, Mr. obvious. That's a funny. No, I'm not being funny. No, no, no, no, no, no. There's a problem with those pantyhose over their heads. They're disguised their features. I'll be darned. Yeah. No, no, no, these photos weren't pantyhose. They were wearing those masks, like you might see a doctor wear. Uh-huh. And in the robbers, most of them were also wearing gloves. I had to keep from leaving fingerprints everywhere. Mask and gloves, callers. Yep, yep. Oh, oh, oh, another thing. This might help. They all seem like they were spaced about six feet apart. Oh, my land, caller. Those people are not robbing the bank. And not robbing the pet. How do you know? The caller, they're protecting themselves from the coronavirus by covering their noses and mouths and wearing gloves. Hmm. You don't say. And as a matter of fact, you should be doing the same caller.

Me? I'm not going to be going in the bank, Mr. Officer. No, it's not just the bank where you need the protection. You should practice being safe at the post office, the grocery store, wherever you might come in contact with people. You should be wearing a mask and gloves. A mask and gloves. Uh-huh. When they're ready to connection. Don't you watch the news, caller? How could you not know? Oh, gosh. No, I hadn't seen a news for a while, Mr. Rowe. I've been binge watching that Tiger King show. It's just a boss told me not to come in to work. Oh, well, like a lot of people, you must be working for the home. Uh, no, he fired me. He's competent. I don't get, I hardly took bathroom breaks or anything. Okay, caller, it pains me, but we're going to have to go right now. Oh, okay. Yes, yes, caller. Well, it sounds like you took my advice and put on your mask. I'm proud of you, caller, for taking heed during these unusual and prying times.

Oh, yeah. I think it's all right. I didn't have a mask with me, but luckily this fella in the front of me at the store sneezed into his handkerchief and dropped it on the grass. Oh, yeah. Goodbye, caller. Until next time, this is Mr. Abbey is saying so much. Now some more Bob and Tom. You want it. You need it. You can't live without it. This is Bob and Tom Extra. Joining us in the studio, she is Dr. Sadie Allison. And she is a specialist in the realm of the adult toys from the company known as Tickle Kitty, which I understand is celebrating 25 years. Yes. Yes. Good morning, everyone. I'm so excited to be here. Good to see you all. 25 years. Yeah, I started in 2001. When you were four. Hey. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, good intimacy life will keep you looking young.

I guess. Well, there you go. There's a good selling point. Yeah. And we're going to be reviewing some of you. Maybe you want to look younger or not? Some of the things that are available in the realm of the adult toys, which may or may not be the perfect Valentine's Day gift. I wanted to open with a quick question. In your experience, and I'm sure you're able to judge this, but do you think there are cases in which a woman buys a man a toy in order that they can share it together? Or is it typically a guy buying it for the lady? Do you have any idea how that would the then diagram of those crossing? Yes. So both buy for each other, definitely, although it skews a little bit more for men buying for their ladies during Valentine's Day. Yeah. It's a more common gift for a guy. Sounds right. For Valentine's Day. But a lot of women are buying toys for their guys, too, because there's so many wonderful innovations today where both people can be pleased and have fun together with toys. Is there a certain awkwardness to it?

If you're saying it, yeah. Are you going to start talking about butt stuff right off the bat? No, no, no, no. Is that what you're doing? No, no. Is there a certain awkwardness to opening up something and it's an adult toy rather than what? You would just laugh hysterically, right? If you open an adult toy. Like a really big, doggery, you know? Well, I didn't, it doesn't matter what it is. You never see a scene in a movie where there at some fancy restaurant where they've got white tablecloth, silverware, crystal, and the waiter, as the waiter leaves, he hands her the small box. She opens it up and, oh, look, it's the Pulverizer 3000. Oh, no, I would, I would want under the silver tray thing. Oh, yeah. I would want it to be on a bed of lettuce, just lifted up. Oh, okay. So you would do it. You would do it with a humorous one. Yeah. I think a good time to do it would be after the dinner when you're going to the bedroom. You can even hide it under the pillow. That's always kind of fun. So when you're getting close and then you're heading towards that moment, you can kind of just pull it out and surprise your partner.

And sometimes it's as that excitement that you're missing. And even if you laugh, that's a great thing. Yeah. Because intimacy is supposed to be fun. It's not so serious. Does it ever backfire? Did you ever get any stories about, oh, they were, she was insulted or he was insulted. That looks like mine only significantly larger. Well, that, that's a good point. You want to get at the same size or smaller. But it's not so much the insult because on Valentine's Day it's the perfect time to actually give you an opportunity to introduce something new. Yeah. And when you put it in a way where like, honey, you know, I've been wanting to try something different. I thought this might be fun. And that's why I always suggest to guys to get something for her pleasure. Because then it's not, it's a little more comfortable for her. It shows that you care. Because when your woman is pleased, that's when you get it back tenfold. And that's what men ultimately want is I want more intimacy with my wife. And Valentine say, what's on a Saturday this year? So it's, what are you looking at?

No, she said on deck. I was just wondering if I heard Dick. No, I'm so nervous I heard Dick. You play, I said Dick. But who cares? I may have said that. I'm not sure. It's hammer time. I believe all hands on Dick, I believe. It was a gay porn. We don't have to watch it. We're going to check in with Dr. Sadie Allison and talk about some of these interesting things in the world of adult toys. And one of the, there's been kind of a, I guess, a revolution in the world of all this stuff. Like everything else now, batteries pretty much out of the picture. Right, right. Almost everything is USB rechargeable now. So, so we have these wonderful products and Valentine's Day coming up and love is in the air. And you're just transfixed on it. None of them have batteries anymore. They, they need, they can be plugged in and recharged. Well, I'll tell you what's wrong with you. I just got for my garage.

Here we go. I got a, these, there are these strips. They're, they look like a ruler. But it's an LED light. Yeah, yes. And it takes a USB-C once a year. Yeah. You charge it and it's motion activated. I'm telling you, battery and magnet technology. That's why your buds are so little now. But the significance is it's great not having batteries. The fact that you can just recharge it. And that's entered the realm of the adult toy. I don't do any of them have batteries anymore. Very few. All the nice ones and the modern ones are rechargeable. And last for two hours, which is nice because you don't want your pleasure interrupted with batteries dying out, right? Yeah, that's all school. That's from the, if she needs it for two hours, I know a good lawyer. You're gonna, yeah, she's gonna need the diesel 700. Oh, wow. It's two hours by my cow. They'll never get recharged. Yeah. I'll never have to. Now, this is not meant to be a silly question. Well, of course, then, are they silly?

The USB-C now or are they the lightning USB-A? The wider one in the USB-C is the smaller one. What's the one that's of trapezoidal? Oh, that's the, I'm not sure what that said. I'm not sure what that is. Is that a D or something? Most of them are USB. Which is the standard. That's the full side. Yes. Although they are starting to have the smaller ones like you're talking about. I like the USB-C. I like because you can't do it backwards. The trapezoidal ones. And that's the same she was talking about on Dick and doing backwards. I apologize to everyone. Well, I guess this Dr. Sadie Allison from Tickle Kitty. You can look at what she's got going on at ticklekitty.com. Right now, we're gonna check in with the news desk. We have Ms. Hooker after a busy day of cooking. I'm gonna try one. I am. I was just doing some stuff for him. I want to try the devil, the devil, the devil. Oh, the devil. Yeah. Oh, he's not going to eat the standard layer.

He don't touch. I'll try it. He'll try the seven layer dip too. Let's try a little bit of news. Anything going on up there? All right. The iconic breaking bad home is still on the market. And the price has just been slashed from $4 million to $400,000. $400,000. Whoa. That's a significant drop. And then the bottom drop down. Oh. And then the Albuquerque, New Mexico, the four bedroom, two bathroom home was featured prominently in the hit series. In a sense become a destination for fans. Who'd want it? I don't know because I think the people that lived there hated, and this is why they're selling, right? People were come. And people were throwing pizzas on the roof because of that famous scene. Oh, okay. And putting out doll's eyes in the pool. Yeah. It was initially listed in January of 2025 for $4 million. But over a year later, the price has been dramatically reduced. Realtor Alicia Feele told journalists the initial price tag resulted from someone claiming to sell famous properties in Hollywood who convinced the owner that $4 million was an appropriate listing.

Mm. All right. I would be curious about the other houses in the neighborhood that they're going through for. I think for $400K, the only way you're going to recap your investment is if you turn it into a meth lab. Yeah, it's not a very big house. No, sorry. Not a ranch, right? Yeah, ranch house. Have you seen Breaking Bad? I haven't. It's, I hesitated to watch it. It's brilliant. Isn't it? I loved it. It's really good. It's really entertaining. And the casting is great. The acting is, I mean, you, it just seems real. Okay. Just, I really, I would really recommend it. And you watched the whole thing. I did. Okay, for him. Very early. That's amazing. And it's a good ending. It's depicting with it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Better call Saul. And not so good. Yeah. That gets really, really boring. I like Michael McCann before I started that. I wanted, like, I seem to please kill the Michael McCann. Every episode. Yeah.

Yeah. And completely fake. Yeah. But the Breaking Bad Great. Okay. I'll, I'll give it a try. Do you have your dip over there? I do. Do you want to try it? Okay. Oh, my goodness. This is the exciting. It's the yellow one. Is that what you have? Yeah. This is a double leg dip. I love double leg. Okay. Now here's Tom. To power. Whoa. You know, once again, Tom is always eaten like he's in prison. Yeah. Yeah. He likes to gobble it down. I have to be honest. Am I right? I don't like it. You don't like the double leg dip? No. It called for sweet relish. And I don't like any kind of sweetness in my double dish. Is that the way as you are supposed to think about things? I'm not going to fix this because I don't like it. No, I don't think I made it anyway. Oh, okay. But I didn't, I didn't change the recipe. And it's not how I eat my double dicks. I don't like sweet relish in my double dicks. I like a savory. Yeah, I would agree. Okay. I'd prefer it without the sweet relish. Okay. I'm with you. All right. But I'm going to try the other tips. We have five of them. Valentine's Day. And there's lots of different things you can get, including these soon to be discussed.

Toys, I'm looking at a, at the designs of some of these state. Sadie is holding one right now. Well, okay. The thing is a city. By the way, whose idea was it? Excuse me. To sit Sadie next to Pat Conroy. I'm not sure if that's going to be... Are you trying to get any trouble? No. You're getting yourself in trouble. You're, you're inching closer. He's behaving. No grab ass, Pat. All right. All right. No, okay. I'm looking at a, at a sheet that has photographs of the various tools or toys, I should say. And the one thing that you can't tell. You magnificent bastard. I knew it. You got the work bench in the tools, don't you? You can't tell the scale. Oh. So I can't tell how large the womanizer is. Right. Is that the name of it? It's the womanizer? It is the womanizer. The womanizer next. That's wonderful. This is apparently the latest edition. This is like the iPhone 17, that's the voice. That's right. It's this subheading. Is the 60 second air pleasure. Mm-hmm.

Okay. But I want to see one of these things. Because I just can't tell if it's the size of a lipstick or of a cucumber. I think we can hear it. Okay. Here it comes. Oh, we have one. I mean, here it comes out. That's bigger than I thought it was. What he said. This is the, this is the size of a banana. Right? It looks like something of a plantain. A secret agent would use it as a phone. It looks like a submarine you'd put in the top when you were a kid. You'd fill with baking soda. Yes, it does. Yes, it does. Well, that's a lot more fun. So Tom, that's a smart silent. So it's not vibrating in your hand. It's actually air suction product. Put your thumb over the hole. There you go. There you go. And there friends is how Tom receives all sexual. I didn't think it was on. Isn't that neat? And that's what's neat about this toy is you can be using in the bedroom. And your kids won't even know because you can't hear it. It's got a silent feature.

And it only turns on with contact. So Tom, Tom, put it on the tip of your nose and get a little suction. There you go. I need to see. Here we go. Take sure of this. That's weird. So it's got a pleasure depth control. This new womanizer necked model. Where you can actually go super gentle because women like it gentle guy. Can you hear that at all? Oh, there you go. That's up against the mic rock. There's no vibration. That's all air suction. It sounds like you're at the foundry. My nose feels weird. That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra catches on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher. For Bob and Tom Extra, this is Christopher. Take care, everybody. This episode is brought to you by Athletic Brewing Company. No matter how you do game day, on the couch, in the crowd, or manning the snack table, Athletic Brewing fits right in. With a full lineup of non-alcoholic beer styles, you can enjoy bold flavors all game long. No hangovers, no buzz, no subbing out for water in the second half.

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