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0:00Hi, this is Kylie Breakman, Angel Jaretana, Jeremy Cole, Hane Cash, McDonald, and we're the hosts of the artists on artists on artists on artists podcast. The improvised character comedy podcast were each week a new panel of artists discuss their craft. Join us for a panel of Eurovision participants. And we do a little Halloween sometimes. Does the Pope dress up? He, he winks on Halloween. He gets rid of Nixon of microphone. You get him. I hear you get the bubbles here. The eyelashes hate each other. You never seen it least so quiet as when the Pope gets up to ring on Halloween. Listen to artists on artists on artists on artists every Thursday on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. So what like by azer rather than or so, at least 70% have a phone. I'm Dr. Joy and this is therapy for black girls. We spend our surviving middle school run getting into what's happening inside your kids' brain, the group chat and their friendships and what you can do about it. Your child is not doing this on purpose. That's the kind of perspective we've been pulling from the psychologists and psychiatrists

1:01who study this for a living. Listen to therapy for black girls on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. Self-care September is your reminder to slow down, check in with yourself, get off your phone, and maybe ask why am I like this? I'm Gemis Begg, host of the Psychology of your 20s podcast. In this month, we're helping you make sense of the person that you are becoming from setting boundaries and navigating friendships to understanding anxiety, confidence, relationships and attachment. Sometimes our biggest decisions, without us even realizing it, aren't driven by what we truly want, but by what will prevent us from feeling lonely or being alone. Listen to the psychology of your 20s on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. On the new podcast, Solita, we share the messy reality of traveling alone as a woman. I can wait four hours for the next bus, or this random dude is offering the ride on his

2:03motorcycle. I choose Option B. I'm Julie Pignero, and I travel by myself because it's a rare space where I can say yes without asking anyone else first. I'm on a mission to reclaim the word Solita, trading the pity for possibility. Listen to Solita on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, this is Robert Lam, and this is Joe McCormick, and we're the hosts of the Stuff to Blow Your Mind podcast. This week on the show, it's Star Trek. So we're going to be talking about the Borg all week long. Are you ready to get some probes put in your flesh? That's right. Tune in resistance is futile. We're going to talk science, the culture of the Borg, various interpretations, and we're going to talk about Star Trek first contact on Weird House Cinema on Friday. Listen to Stuff to Blow Your Mind on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Lifelong, Bill's fan of 45 years here. Live up in the finger like this area of New York.

3:03Rest please keep my Bill's name out of your mouth. I've been listening long enough now to know that you are at jinx. We have been through a lot over these 45 years. They have. Just leave us alone, please. There's a good connection. Whatever connection she had, that was good. She's in the room with us. Happy weekend. D was up. I'm Ross Rollins along with Angel Rivera. Amy, the counselor is here. She's going to show on Sunday. Yep, at Savoy for the Fringe Out Festival. It's going to be so fun. Lee Cohen is all to the benefit of the center. All right. Very nice. If you want to get tickets, how do you get tickets? Go to OrlandoFrench.com. And now it's time for the King of Denmark, Rand Holmes, make his daily proclamation. And Bill. Bill. Get you. Hey, get away, boys.

4:04It's time for the daily proclamation from the King of the day. Hey, get away, boys. Okay. King of America by the mortgage and Don's the mortgage. Com more in him later. I messed up. I messed up bigger than I've ever messed up. It all happened. I've been waiting for you to bring this up. And respectfully, I have not done it. I've been emailing back to fourth all morning long trying to get this figured out I would you know any way to you here this because this happened live on the air. Oh So the other day It's almost like angels said that during the segment Today's ago Bert Christchurch calls it on the show. Oh, yeah, Bert Christchurch a very famous comedian a very famously a nice guy He's calling into promote his cruise the Berk Christchurchers at sea whatever

5:06It's called it's it's happening and it's awesome and I was like I shot a shot right ago. I go hey Bert We should have an open mic on the ship. Yeah, no, he fibbed and said hey Bert. I'm going on your cruise Will you have an open mic and then burp being so nice was like sure Ryan? We'd love to do that with you. What have you opened up for me like he Sold out. Yeah, he basically was like no my wife is going first. You're going second. Yeah So he was gonna do that. He's we got his contact in Stuff I like and so the the call ends and Russ is like oh, I didn't know you're going on the cruise I'm like I'm I wasn't but I am now. I got I got to sign up for it Right and they and the room that I booked I got it on the floor where they're staying Yeah, he was gonna go and get cheap room down in the bottom But we said listen if you're gonna go Real weird be right next

6:06So I just have might run into him, you know, it ended up being about about almost five by the time Tickets and everything because I got it. I got a sweet I got a sweet sweet and like my wife is going and stuff So I was wanting to impress her as well. It but you made your wife pay half right? Well, she did just get that free money, but oh, I didn't tell you about this you were here yesterday Um, so I call my wife. I go hey, we're going to cruise with Bert is that cool? And she's like yes, okay good put in my credit card information Non-defundable deposit I remember that one sentence. I never get the insurance for the cruise because I think that's stupid I don't like it so I put all my information bam bam bam. I'm super excited I'm like yo, I get to go hang out with Bert. Christher and friends and like go on a sweet dream I'm in the inner circle. I'm in the inner circle of the open mic Yeah, that's yeah, and I'm like this is great. What it what it fun? You go wrong fun serendipitous surprise. So I think I got all my bases covered, right?

7:08So we get done with the show. I'm super excited. I go to put it in my calendar You know the calendar the thing I should have checked before I go doing all this stuff. No Amy no What I feel like is somebody having a birth, but no Amy even worse the cruise is from November 19th to November 23rd. Okay. Yes, what we're doing on the 19th On the 19th Amy What is it? It's the Ryan Homes comedy show with the funny bones featuring the monsters in the comic of the year I do it open my gun that Ryan Blancers night of comedy. It's our I'm gonna give 85 Comic in a year contest Let's do it for you just go in the cruise. I'll do it for you Ryan's the headliner Jack Brad Charles been doing all kinds of work to make this happy Just so we can make Ryan happy We got logos we got t-shirts That's been put into production people of whole held dates

8:09There's without binding agreements with the show So yet. Oh my god dude yesterday I'm trying to get on the phone with the the person who runs the funny bone and that's Christa and Christa Move the funny, but yeah Yeah, he's an awesome person. She's one of the greatest people that I know just just a hands-down sweet heart of a person By the way, if he's listening, this is the first Jack is hearing about this right? Yes Wow You So it took a long time to actually lock the date down because you know, it's The busy place. It's the best place in town to get your comedy. Yes, Jack it been worth it is as off to make this So I am on I'm on the phone with Christa going back and forth. I'm like hey, Christa. What's up girl? It love you man. How's life? You know, I got to start off. I got to butter up first and then I'm like Is there anyway we can change the date of the comedy show? Do you have any other open dates?

9:12She's like home and I know on the other end of the phone. She's like this moron But like she's like I made that call without did you tell her though? Did you tell her what was at stake? Yeah, yeah, she's like super excited though, but just she knows comedy She knows how big of a deal this is for someone like me. Yeah to be at that level And so she's like I will I will have my assistant look into it and we're gonna We'll see what we can do turns out they got no dates till next year Ah I've got an unrufundable deposits. Can you transfer it to anybody? Can you know? No? I know you like your wife go without you I guess my wife couldn't go without me Because when I'm sitting here is this like yeah, this is for me right? But this is also a big opportunity not only for me But for the show just to become better friends with that bird Christa You know like we can promote his event He'll probably come back and talk to us more about that a bunch of other big-time comedians are on this cruise So he's he would be like opening up for bird one of the main

10:13Yeah, so Turns out I can't get my money back up from all the emails that I've been going back and forth with and I get I can't move the comedy date So now I don't know really what to do here's where my crazy brain is Okay, number one I do the comedy show then I take a fly out to Mexico. Yeah, meet somewhere in Mexico Thousands of dollars get on a cruise ship. Oh my god We know no no, no, no, no, we Okay, it's already pre-meditated. If you say it on the show It's a little bit messy. You're going too fast stop that first one. Okay. We know two people with planes Ah, do you think mode to it with fly videos either mo or Yeah, maybe Dream a little And you show that be fancy that's not gonna be awkward you Your wife Dream and her husband on that real tiny plane, but that that could be a thing

11:15This is what I hate about life guys. It's either everything all happens on the same day or nothing is happening at all For Ryan Amy does not does he do a lot of this to himself? He Anytime like a famous comedian comes in here. You're like Ryan. You should ask for something I'm proud of you for what you did. I can't believe it. Here's what gets me When I got something coming up, it's all I'm thinking about right? So if I've got it It's Ryan Holmes night and we're doing we have the funny bone just for you so you can headline it's all about you I can't believe that first of all what you're just gonna lie to people right now You can only think of things one thing at a time you you're famously You can only focus on the event that's currently in front of you then you focus on the next This is your event I'm not selfish. Okay, we got a wrestling event It's gotta be there I have four screens in front of you not one of those screens. How's the calendar on it?

12:16I can't believe that Like I got caught up in the mo you have to understand me I get caught up in the moment. Okay, it's the heat of passion Much like Lindsey Looking at I'm playing fast and loose I shot a shot You fib to him too. I think that's the big issue you fib to him and crazier is gonna think I'm alive That's another problem. I think he's gonna know but yeah So now he had now you gotta tell him that listen. I booked it, but I booked it What are you gonna say he's expecting you? I've taught by the way I had to get hold of his management for Ryan. Yeah, and make sure that's all connected everything so now Do I gotta go back and say by the way now Ryan's not going? No, you gotta be both. I think dude. I think what I'm going to have to do is fly to Mexico. Yeah I think that's it. I think that's it. That's not a crazy person like I like that's your career Yeah, that's my that's my career. That's like a person. I totally am with you Yes, I think like I'm going to have to bite the bullet now and bot and like miss the first day

13:18Fly out to where they're there at so send your send your wife on the cruise and then I said about wife on a cruise You get on the damn plane with me. I can send her on a bunch of cruise with the crazy It's gonna cost more to fly both of you. Yeah, just send her on the cruise and she can get everything settled And you mean her get to go now. Oh Why does she have to suffer? She's paying half she's paying half she gets to go. Yeah, she paid half let her go She goes on the cruise meet you in Mexico and then you come back with her Are we gonna sponsor for you to get a plane? Yeah, or can we dress up another comedian like me me? I'll do it And yeah, we put a beard on Amy. Yes, I can tell and I'll grow and I'll come in a lady. I can grow one You're really you're like saying on that comment there's just there was a fun one there I mean okay 44 one more year time What if we find what if we do this? I mean I'm trying to help you out, you know What if we take one of the other monster comics of the year and let them host it, you know You know like James on or

14:21No, it's the monster it's the boss or night of comedy Comic of the year context I mean you were the headliner, but as I mean now that you're wiggling out of this I mean I'm trying to make it happen Kala The Ross Pad Hey, I'm willing to do this for you. I'm willing to take this for you. I'm willing to let this be my first cruise Oh I But not even remember what you look like Ryan so he'll think angel is you and then angel can get up and do 10 minutes How can that be I can run open my comic Yeah, you can do that angel

15:22They're all gonna be hammered. Yeah, you can be Ryan Holmes. No one will remember the open mic ever so it's fine When it rains at port my pool guy just sent me a video of my my pool. Yeah of my pool pump. Yeah, it's on fire. Oh Well Wow I don't know what that's called kiss me Yeah, like can you board a cruise ship in another country? Yes, yes, yeah, absolutely can you yeah? Yeah, the lead singer of Of Cinderella did that when I went on the monsters of rock cruise. Well, he missed the boat No, he didn't want he didn't want to cruise that much So he flew in did his show and flew out the next day. You know what like what do you know what islands are the world this boat is stopping Yeah, where's it going the bird christyear fully loaded cruise And is let's see it's Miami to Cosmell So that's yeah, there's a there's an airport in Cosmell absolutely sure. No, I wouldn't there. Yeah I could get on going the way back. I got 70 days to figure it out

16:25If you need me to get one of the actual winners of the monster like that Comic-U the year contest I can ask Miguel if he can fill in for you, you know Unless he's on that cruise too I Already on the cruise they big maybe have they paid me The only thing they bought give them out the gills room and pay Oh, man, so like no, I'm just looking at the trip route and it's like okay, at least for Miami 7 a.m. On Thursday morning Then it's a it's at sea all Friday and then Saturdays in Mexico. So be able to get their Saturday Fly into Mexico or one day on a cruise for four thousand Wow I've messed up some dumb stuff before but this one feels very much very much Bad and you can't get the money back and it's a non-refundable $4,000 or five four like four six four point six

17:26$4,600 non-refundable. I'll give you 1500 for you I'll let that be my first cruise No, I'm not gonna like no, and you're not going on cruise and I My wife wants to go I could like I guess I could can I could transfer the cruise, but it's just like for it to me You can't transfer this is it's like the universe. This is why I don't like to get too happy Because the second I get too happy the universe goes no no no no You get too happy you make a choice that makes you unhappy You did this What did we learn what do we learn? What do we learn? Yes, yeah, what did you learn? I learned that I'm gonna miss the boat and if you don't want to miss the boat compare a quote with that mortgage guy Don from that mortgage guy Don com That's right. He's reliable and his mortgage ship is selling fine. He knows the calendar. He can't he'll call you back He knows when you're closing on your stay your house. That's a good posture shirt

18:28So go there You want a traditional mortgage Refi? He lock you whatever it might be small business loans whatever To go to that mortgage guy Don com and also following him in Instagram. He's making a lot of fun stuff there as well And so it shall be More with the soap opera of ride homes when we come back don't go anywhere You're oh, if you want to leave us a hot taking a message you can if you listen on the iHeart radio at click on the microphone We're gonna play those messages at the end of the show. Yes, Angel. No, I thought we were good You're gonna have the conversation with Amy about talking to people hard Have it hard conversation I have a difficult conversation. I always but this is so much more fun Yeah, we'll save that for the next time. I don't go anywhere. You're listening to the module the morning Hey everyone. It's the Jonas Brothers with the hey Jonas podcast We've been catching up with some great friends Paul Rod Michael Boulier, Seth Meyers, Nile Horan, Jake Shane and making some new friends While getting into what's really like to have sisters like Alex and ask your neural. She likes to control everyone and tell everyone okay

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21:35By age 11 or so at least 70% have a phone middle school is a different world than the one we grew up in I'm dr. Joy and this is therapy for black girls We spent real time on it in our surviving middle school run Bringing in a child psychologist and a psychiatrist who's raising two black girls of his own to talk about what's really going on with our kids right now So it's literally physiological and neurological and psychological chaos happening all this you job We got into group chats and gaming Friendship and bullying and how to tell the difference between healthy monitoring and the kind of surveillance that erodes trust There's belonging you could think of belonging as I can be myself and I can still be accepted and then they're fitting in Spitting in says I have to change who I am in order to avoid rejection Then we turn the conversation toward the fathers sitting down with therapists cure gains on black fatherhood And what it means to raise a daughter through this stage You don't have more shorts so you can't do flips you have on the dress you up across your legs That's the range of this run from screen time to identity to the fathers doing the work at home

22:40How to get off her device But the reality is there's a lot of life out there that we don't want you as your adults in the life to miss out on This has been our surviving middle school run brought to you by the people who's been their careers thinking about exactly this I'm dr. Joy Listen to therapy for black girls on the iHot Radio app apple podcast or wherever you get your podcast Self-care September is here, which means it's time to rethink what self-care actually means Yes, self-care can be a long walk. It can be in everything shower It can be putting your phone on do not disturb But sometimes it's actually about sitting with the uncomfortable stuff and understanding your patterns your boundaries Finally figuring out why you keep doing things that you swore you would never do again I'm james beg the host of the psychology of your 20s podcast and each week We unpack the psychology behind the experiences that shape your 20s from relationships and friendships to money anxiety Confidence attachment just becoming more comfortable with who you are unlike the quarter-life crisis

23:40Which is depicted as the collapse the quarter-life reinvention is the expansion and fourth of something when we develop the ability to be happy by ourselves Nobody else can take that from you So this self-care September don't just take care of yourself get to know yourself as well Listen to the psychology of your 20s on the iHot Radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts On the new podcast solita We share the messy reality of traveling alone as a woman I can wait four hours for the next bus or this random dude is offering me a ride on his motorcycle I choose option B. I'm Julie Pinierro and I travel by myself because it's a rare space where I can say yes without asking anyone else first I'm on a mission to reclaim the word solita trading the pity for possibility Every time I tried to be alone I kept meeting people and they were like you smiled at us not a lot of people smile around here It's when you're alone that you're most receptive to the world as it is and not the lies your soul about it

24:43It can be a time where you push your limits change your mind or wake up to a new version of yourself So whether you're a solo travel veteran or you're too nervous to book your first trip I hope you listen to solita on the iHot Radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts Oh That could be my control issues too. All right welcome back. I'm Ross. What do you do? And Ryan home and Amy the counselor Amy, okay, I'm the time. Are you trying to fix why you try to fix the couch? I said don't read all that stupid stuff people text me Feelings I'm like don't you know, yeah, cuz I know it's texting anything mean about her Like she got a dress from the dress barn Oh, that's a YouTube chat Now that's a YouTube chat. That's their way of humor Amy. Yeah, yeah, I mean, there's a guy There's a guy in there that gets a little goes ballistic if I happen to wear a military inspired shirt Uh, it is like a fair weather fan doesn't it? Yeah, I see he's like oh my gosh

25:46You're stealing uh, what's stolen valor or whatever yeah, he got so worked up He got another guy worked up about it and the two of them were worked out about fake shirts like when I buy a Pittsburgh ice cream hat And someone gets mad same thing not the same thing at all Amy next topic. Okay, so next topic was gonna be this and it ties in perfectly But here's the thing you being kind of our counselor if you fake counselor what I can't fake counselor Yeah, yeah, in hands counselor. It's almost like you're doing Jason. You're doing like 3d chess A little more difficult than regular regular people and here's why cuz I'm gonna throw a little twist on this right? So this is this topic is having tough conversate hard conversations with people But then also the fact that I only want to have those hard conversations on the radio Really want to do it off the air This is all the good stuff I want the audience to hear all the all the hard stuff and like right you know Ryan has to have a very hard conversation with Jack

26:49And he decided to do it on the air All right, yeah, all this and it's a jackpeady and I got to have I got to have a hard conversation with onyx the one And also with Amber Nova And I want to do it on the air and then angel told me swimming. Oh, you probably should do that off the air And like one of those you should that's it. That's against my No, you have control on the air and you'll be able to control the narrative on the air. I control there pretty controlling I do it off the air too I you lose all the smart native to get all the all the fun that the the listeners listen for right that awkward Oh my god, yeah, that conversation. Yeah, I do it off the air. It's like I did I really do it Yeah, I really live if nobody saw me do it right did I really stand up for myself that I really String anything out and then no one heard it feels like it didn't happen. Yeah again, Amy. That is a real thought Yeah, he fundamental to his core believes that Yes, the word his life on yeah, and so

27:4933 again career Please, please understand. It's not a criticism. I'm just again. It's a Authentication of it This is not him skip it right now This is as real as it gets and so like for example in the scenario that you plot that you're painting out there I would say that one of those conversations is fair to have on the air because they're more of an employee Whereas one of them that gets like real real and there's not we don't have there's biggest hell Yeah, we don't have that buffer of hey, we're playing radio. This is cartoon world But I figure if you're coming into cartoon world you need to know that this is the deal and and don't put yourself in a situation that I think I got to straighten you out. I think there's a lot of our Excluding Amy because she seems to get it raw or you know, Ralph the bat But so let's say some of our reoccurring guests need to be reminded what cartoon world is okay That's real and not really very good point. So before I do that then I should You know what you used to deal with crazy I should explain to the community and so I should explain cartoon world before I that's probably the better

28:53That's probably the better conversation to have no fun. It's no fun. They're fun But it's called real radio Yeah, all right, so having having tough conversations. Yes, help me about that. Yes. I mean we go back crap Well, I think I mean we we love the drama That's the last probably why you do like a tough conversation because you're getting some emotion there You're getting that dopamine. So it's good to have a tough conversation I don't like tough guy, but they're easier on the air for me than they are off the air Why do you think that is? It's not real. I don't know because you get to hide a little bit You get to be you can just say it was on air rust versus real rust Oh And on air rust gets to be a little more wild and crazy than maybe off air rust Okay, and if somebody's feelings are hurt on air you can always cop out and be like it was for the show

29:57It was for the show. So it's Ryan gonna do about talking to Jack Let's get let's get my damn foot down. I'll tell you I Like Jack Bradshaw knows that I'm a superstar and he's just gonna have to deal with superstar whims Say it to his face No, here's the thing about tough conversations. That is good. Um boundaries are love tough conversations are love The more that you have tough conversations the closer you get to that human. That's right That's what I was gonna with this other situation. I'm saying listen. I need to tell you this yeah You're not you're probably This might not be we tough to hear this can be tough to hear but I'm telling you this to help you Yeah, don't ever do this again And that's how somebody knows you like you want someone to see you you want someone to know you You don't want someone to always just people please because that's not honest That's not true and you don't really know that person if they're always just saying yes, okay, so uh, I got that Let's go back to Ryan My guy how do I can you we can we cool the Jess on this he's walking into my studio

31:01How does Ryan Open Mr. House too hot and here. How does he deliver this conversation to Jack that he is double book and um I want to say listen here daddy. Oh, no, no, yeah, that's gonna go over Here's would be my advice and you tell me if I'm right, okay, you want me here for it You tell me I'm right. Yeah, so Ryan Just say you come what was he's have lighting your your gig then you know Just taking over your body and space Explain to Jack the issue that would happen the mistake or whatever and then make sure you have Solutions that way you're not just going. Oh, here's my problem and you come up with the solution. I got a solution Okay, what's your solution? How about this guys? Okay, the shot like I leave on the cruise in the morning seven a.m Or leave him from Miami then the show is that night at like seven p.m It's like yeah, it's a monster and a nine a comedy. It's a comic of the year contest How about we set we we wheel in like a big old screen

32:01And I zoom in for part of it Like some of the people like maybe I can grab some other comedians would I'm like I'm like what's up Is this fully passed bars or that's crazy and he wants to talk to you guys and then like so party and you're gonna zoom in from a different party Not like a full headlining said, but I'm saying like I can zoom in for a little while Okay, second solution puppet that looks like me And I call in and you just move the mouth of the puppet That's a pretty good idea. That's not a bad one. Okay, another idea third third idea 1000 for it Third idea we've been to win this in angel on the cruise he could go with your wife third idea We don't tell the audience we tell the audience that like I'm gonna be there And then but like I'm sick right tough to wear like a face mask

33:01You already blew your spot And then we send it out there and it's me but it but like but I'm but I've got to go guys so good to see you We get a Bernie situation. Yeah, we get it for you get it So what do you think we've got Amy the counselor here so you can be awesome. Why don't we just get two raccoons remember that one time we're gonna What do you think about It's since Amy's here you think I'm be on what do you think about the idea if you're in this tough situation And you really think it could help your career to go on the bird christia cruise you get to open for bird If we if we got Miguel to be since he wanted one time What do you think about him being the headliner that night and he kind of you know it bats for you How about I do this yeah, I'm talking of Jack Bradshaw right because I've learned this about Jack Bradshaw You got to play hardball with him right I'm gonna look at him in the eye and I'm gonna go hey buddy Remember when old Jim Colbert had a dog washing event that he was supposed to do and then he went on a cruise

34:05No, it always works well That happened I mean that did happen yeah, this is going scorched earth So I'm gonna be like hey if he gets to do it then you can't fault me Hey Amy You Think you should have the listeners vote on what you should do oh She's really mad about that thing you said Have all your options though and let the listeners decide because if they really want you there then You can't let you this is a doubt I like that but like okay, let's let's can't do you think we could actually get a hold of bird christher

35:10Really explain the situation and then like think see what he thinks about you think Bart It's gonna think sensible. I mean you gotta tell Bert that you lie to you at first I bought the cruise I don't want to tell him that part you have to own up to that part and it's the funny part because you can The funny part that's the embarrassing part. It is the embarrassing part and that's the good part. That's the tough conversation I'm willing to do it okay, but like you've already said it on the radio he could be listening right now, right? Because this is that's the other thing too like what if he was just saying it right? What if he was just like you know how I got you then like you know people are yeah So like what if I'm doing all of this and he's just like I don't even remember that that's crazy right get out of here You know you're cycling yourself out now So I don't know like I would I would lead it to be a little bit more like I feel like it's actually a concrete thing You've got to take a man on his word Didn't show up

36:17Yeah, so I Um you gotta go on the cruise I I know that that's the correct answer. Yeah, that's the thing So do you you wouldn't want someone else to headline for you? I would feel weird doing that like I let in your fans down. I would that's like seven people that would be sound The diehard those seven people are gonna get you through Yeah, when you are like headlining with murt maybe one day those seven people are gonna be there with you I just think I promise you I promise you I'll make sure that you're not forgotten that every comic will mention you Well, they're lying now. I got the people go. I've already got my five people And so like there's still stuff I gotta do. I think there's way I can still be a part of the show from afar This is his curated event. It's all him hand picked and he's not gonna be there for it. Oh, this is gonna go You know you gotta talk we have a jack meeting today. So in the jack meeting you gotta talk you gotta discuss those with him Yeah, then it's gonna go fantastic. He's here early That's great. You want Amy stick around and be your uh Yeah, moderator. Yeah, yeah, an arbiter. I mean that'd be fantastic. All right. We got to take a break

37:22When we come back, we're gonna play your hot I wanna hear him. We're gonna play your hot takes your back. It's nice. Oh my god. You are the gift that keeps on giving Ryan You're listening to the monster the morning We're back We're back here. This is a Welcome out of the monster's morning. We're already at 104.1. I'm rice aiming the counselors Been here today always enough for you to talk about isn't there Me make me go gray in my middle age for sure He was a joke thank you for saying sorry. You finally said sorry. I appreciate that yeah I'm not at all at 44. I got one more year time middle age 45 is middle age. Yeah, thanks a lot Ryan Middle age. What are you doing dude? Is it not my guy? You just said 72 technically Did I live to 150's technically middle aged the average lifespan for the US is what age it's 70 72 78. I don't know. Listen. Do you have a heart? You got a hot take place

38:24It would be like 36 years old. Okay. Okay. I'm trying to prove you're right. Okay. Yeah Russ H. Faxx I do like getting the way That end in acts Ryan Hates calendars. We all hate something I knew I did find out today. I got learned don't be mean to Amy. I got I don't ever forget never forget I found out today I got what was it Batman disease? What was it Batman disease? I got Batman disease. That's the best thing I heard today. All right You got a hot takes you've got Daya baddies Let's see we Hot take you said a jack it's time for a hot You scared because you can't wait for this mean. Oh, I can't wait for this jack Because this is not my fault. I know Let's see hot take Good morning monsters. Hey Ryan my advice Go on the cruise Don't lose those five thousand bucks man. Yeah, that's a hard hit the missing one comedy show

39:28So just just go on the cruise my guy that's my advice you But don't be a dumbass you know don't do that again out of impulse The best decisions are made out of impulse okay. That's right. Oh man 104 buddy. That's what I learned hot take Ryan I have the perfect solution for you comedy You know how they have those mask made up that look just like you did a picture Just have somebody Where one of those say oh, I have a short throw so they won't recognize the voice and boom you're on your cruise There you go. Can we get James yonder do whiteface? Cuz Mickey dresses like me, you know like uh, I think that'll be fun. I give me a fun one hot take Good morning monsters. Zach here from Raleigh and C. Hey, I've got a proposal for you Ryan If you run the entire 5k not walk Not jogged but you have to run never happen and win never have you get to go on your cruise if not

40:29You have to lose the 5k and your wife gets to go on the cruise now now. No. There's no but none of that Hot take top and more employees for from Jacksonville. Home is a police service and it sure did you book The book right your cruise on the same day as your comedy show, bro Yeah, oh my god, you don't you don't have a touch of the tism dude. You got like super tism All of the sys you got like a hand of it. You don't gotta touch of it Amy you can't laugh that hard she's laughing cuz she knows it's true. That is not okay Uh hot take Hey guys, it's Steve from O'Cala Moellons in the heat some more Hey Ryan, this is why I don't plan anything at all. I do everything I do on a whim Because when I plan something it either screws up It's messed up or in this case I end up messing it up. So Don't plan anything Go on a whim be a rebel Ryan

41:34I do I'm also gonna be out and Sanford on September 26th opening for Johnny Pemberton from Stay tuned for the news junkie right after the monster's in a three o'clock is Jim go for show Then you got time and Dan real laughs and we're back tomorrow for a fight edition to do our thing from Amy the counselor angel and Ryan homes And what awesome psychosis rush all the world to rock, right? Hey guys. Thank you so much for listening. We gotta go home Hi, this is highly breakman angel jaretana Jeremy Colhamne past McDonald And we're the hosts of the artist on artist on artist podcast the improvised character comedy podcast We're each week a new panel of artists discuss their craft join us for a panel of Eurovision participants And we do a little Halloween sometimes does the pope dress up? He he winks on Halloween. It's right up next to the microphone I hear you get the almost here the eyelashes hate each other You're never seen it least so quiet as when the pope gets up to wink on Halloween

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