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There's going to be college football on the big screen. You got to live music, beer, bacon, barbecue, bourbon. It's going to be great tomorrow. In Maldora, join us. What's up? I'm Russ Rollins along with Savannah. Hey. Amber Nova. Hey. And now it's time for Angel to bring you monster sports. Monster sports prize you buy. Mark's been real estate. Hello. Mark's been real estate. I appreciate them jumping on monster sports. If you're looking to buy or sell your home, if you're looking for a job, Mark's been real estate is hiring. Sports can be fast and furious. Russ got a lot of stuff to cover. Up first, Orlando Pride. They are on the road. They're going up against the KC current. That match is going to be at about what time is it? I had it here earlier, eight o'clock. So you can catch that match at eight o'clock on the local level. Orlando City takes on Toronto this Saturday. We're favored in the match. We really did have a difficult, not difficult. Just an energy exhausting match on Wednesday versus Atlanta. So recovery and rest is important when you have a match like this coming up at home.

This is one of those, I don't want to say called trap games, but you don't want to drop your guard. We should win this and we should win this match handedly. And again, it can, to you, our progress forward in the Eastern Conference. NASCAR weekend. And we're going to be in Illinois. Illinois 300 and that's going to be at three o'clock on Sunday. And then Formula One is in Spain. Russ is the, the ground pre of Spain and they're debuting a brand new racetrack. If there's one race that anybody watches, let this be the one that you watch this weekend. Because the first initial reports is it's going to be a mess. They've already had a one of the lower classes race on that. And they had 19 red flags, 20 red flags for that race. That means they had to stop the race because cars are bouncing off walls and bouncing off each other. The initial reports from the drivers is that this is a very technical track. Again, brand new for them. So definitely check that out. That's going to be on Sunday. What else? Yeah, practice already started with the grand prix.

Clippers news at the feds. I've jumped on the clippers. Again, the clippers were the team that got in trouble for a ranging payments for a quiet Leonard. And now the feds are involved and they're investigating them. So they could potentially lead to a place where Steve Balmer, who is the owner of the Los Angeles Kip Clippers, could have his hand force and he would have to sell the team. Or someone's going to jail at this point. When you have the feds involved, but we had NFL acts in last night. Yeah, the big question was answered, I think. The question of, you know, going a week early and setting it in and getting to Australia. And I'm going to talk to Savannah about this. Savannah, what do you think? Okay, if there were you. And you're in charge of a football team. Yeah. Okay. And you're going to be flying over to Australia, which you've done many times. And would you go over a week early so you can get used to the jet lag or wait. And the night before the game fly over and play the game. Um, I mean, there's a lot to be said for both, but I would go the week early and get accustomed to what's going on over there.

The weather's different, the everything's different. I would definitely go early. Well, obviously that was the correct answer, right, Angel? Yeah. I mean, you got to take that into account. I'm not going to dismiss at the 49ers did jump all over the Rams 27 to seven. I think the other people that prognosticators and everyone forgets is that all these guys are our professional football players. And so, and I think with the Rams are going to have it this kind of the Rams are going to get everyone's best game because everyone's annoying them. The champions already. Yeah, the Rams were favored. They got beaten handily, right? Yeah, the 27 seven. They got worked at 27 to seven. And I think that's just going to be the start of it. I don't think the Rams are going to have as easy as season as people thought. You don't think the jet lag had anything to do with it? I can't discount that. Yeah, because I think I'm sure. But I don't, if you like watching the game, you could tell the 49ers, you know, they're not punks. And they didn't, they weren't on their back foot. They were definitely the more aggressive team during the, and maybe that could be attributed to being there, being more comfortable.

Having some time there, you know, so I was, I wouldn't add a hand dismiss that. So Savannah in Australia, they had a hundred thousand people there to watch NFL football. It was crazy. It was packed. They talked to Roger Gidell before, before I was watching. They liked sports in Australia. They do, man. And they were all about NFL football. So I didn't look great. Like the stadium looked up. That's stadium. Let me play this. Because the stadium looked awesome. Is that a stadium where they've played their version of football that's got like the. That's the cricket stadium. That's the crickets. That's the, they've hosted, they hosted some Olympics in that stadium. Oh, but that's the stadium that they do cricket. Well, I'm sure that, you know what, they've probably half hosted some rugby there as well. But they got their version of football. Australia rules football. It has like three different goalposts or something. And then it's mostly about kicking. And so they must have played that there too. But I'm curious. And listeners, let me know. Hit me up. Real mobile 77031. What did you guys think of the pregame?

What did you think of Netflix and the way that they put their pregame show? Because that's where sometimes that's the main difference that you're going to see. And in the, in the presentation, the way that it's delivered, did you like that crew? Did you like the way that they did that, that pregame or it was just like anybody. Because I've noticed like with some of the streamers, it's just, it's always seems just like a bit off to me. Yeah. When they, and I'm saying that about all of them, the way that they do their pregame show. I only really, I saw the interview they did with Roger Kudell. And whoever the she was, the, the announcer or the lady who was. Al Duncan. Okay. So I don't, for some reason, when they, they made him put on a jacket that looked like a kangaroo. They kind of like tried to silly him up. I don't know why I didn't like that. That's the NFL though. Don't put that on Netflix and them. I had a fellow agreed to that. Well, I mean, he didn't agree. I think it looked like they just do that jacket. Like, hey, put him on the spot.

Where is kangaroo thing? But you know, all right. Come on. You know, all of that is scripted. None of that is improvised. Every second of that. It didn't seem like a bit of either way. I don't know. That was like, why are you making the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the man in the NFL. Look like a goof in, you know, kangaroo jacket. Fair enough. Yeah. Fair enough. I can see that. All right, some of the matchups that are happening up over the rest of this week. And we got the buckeneers versus the Bengals. Go Bucks. Uh, Saints and Lions, Ravens and Colts, the Jaguars versus the Browns, Go Jaguars. Jets versus the Titans. Ooh, uh, bills versus the Texans, uh, Russ is new team. The bills. They're going up against the Texans. Steeleurs take the Falcons are Falcons. And, uh, did you guys see the report? I guess about, I guess who's hurt about to a, yeah, he's already hurt. Uh, the reports are that he heard an oblique throwing the ball. And, uh, so he's questioned the, this questionable, this guy's been so expensive for so many teams in so many years.

And he falls, but now he's at the place falling apart during practice. Injuries are just, uh, this, that was the, that was the one. That's the report yesterday when I came through, uh, Ray sent it out to us. I saw that. Yeah. That's the one. That's the first time I think I felt bad for the guy. Like I said, like, I don't, I mean, like, I just say, like, you're in practice, dude. And you're just throwing out his bag so many different. I'm not mad at him for his money. His money is money that I'll, I just say, like, you're just, you're just warming up. You're just throwing the ball that you're supposed to be able to throw. And he got that guarantee money, he got the guarantee money from the Miami Dolphins. He got, he got, he got, my Amy dolphins are paying a majority of his salary right now. So what? I don't know if she's just going to listen to what maybe I should just go ahead and just stay at home. And he might have, he might have, you know what? He might have done that. But guess what? The Atlanta Falcons stepped up and said, hey, they're going to pay most of your salary. You're only going to cost us this much. Do you still want to play football? Yeah. And someone's, if someone's still going to pay you to play football, well, you know,

I can see why someone would stick around. We got the bears and the Panthers on Sunday. That's one o'clock game Packers and Vikings. That's going to be a, that's going to be a heavy hitter. Dolphins and Raiders on Sunday, Cardinals Chargers. So are the Raiders supposed to be good this year? Look at me, look at me. I, the Bayeye. Yeah. And this game is in Vegas. This game is going to be in. Yeah. Allegiance, I lead just stadium Las Vegas. Which is a cool looking stadium. This is one the Miami Dolphins might be able to win. You don't make a, no. We got Cardinals and Chargers, the Commodores versus the Eagles, Cowboys and Giants, and Broncos and Chiefs. That's your Monday night game and that's Monster Sports West. Hey, you know, I, I, I, I, I, I am definitely a, a big fan because I, even though you told me about team USA winning yesterday more, because they played it 5 30 yesterday morning. Saturday games at two. Well, it's easy to catch. I still went home and watched the whole game. Even though I knew what the outcome was because I wanted to see how we get it.

You're a lesbian. And to watch it. And watch Caitlin Clark with Angel Reese played together. Those two played together. Great. Like they ever could be on the same team. That would be awesome. Oh my God. All the, all the media. Oh my God. The media is trying to make it seem like they hate each other, but they played really well with each other. Absolutely. Like I said, the, Spain and this is for the FIBA World Cup. And this is the quarter semi final. I'm sorry. And they play Spain. And that's going to be at two o'clock Eastern time. So we should be able to catch that one on TV. Two o'clock on Sunday on Saturday Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. We're, we're, we're going to be at the gig. I'll be at the gig. Okay. All right. Well, maybe we can get him put him on the phone and watch it. You know, I might do that. Too bad you don't have an open up phone like a book. Yeah. Watch it on a bigger screen. That's true. I could or you could take an iPad. You know, break. Don't go anywhere. You're listening to the match with the morning. This message is brought to you by Ralph's. If you're into entertainment podcasts, you know it's all about the details that pull you in and keep you engaged. The right details make everything feel seamless.

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And I talked to Angel about an angel said, no, he hadn't. And then when I saw his picture, I realized, yeah, no, I don't think I had. No, little doobal making an appearance on this show would, uh, yeah, it would be a barn burner. How would I know? Yeah, it was shaking up. I don't know how I would know little doobal. He's a he's a famous guy. He sings that song, Smile Bitch. He has another song called, are we effing tonight? Uh, he has another song called, activities. Uh, he has a lot of music. No, no, no, that rings bell will be. He's definitely a Florida centric comedian slash musician slash rapper. Okay. But also we've talked about, like we've talked about him. We've brought, we've brought him up in, in passing, because it all different things that he's done. Yeah, I can't figure out why I know he is, but I didn't recognize the. He had a movie premiere last night in Jacksonville that was completely sold out or I would have gone. And so he has a place called Camp Doobal. Okay. Where he brings people out. He's had a fish. They go boating all that kind of stuff. And, uh, so, so here's a great example of how to be a good celebrity.

Right. Yeah. I followed this guy for years, right? For years. And I always thought, all right, if we ever meet each other, we're going to be best friends, right? And anytime you think that, usually you're wrong, right? Like something goes wrong. But when I saw him and his crew walk up to that big gator mouth, I was like, I've been trying to get you all here for years. And he was like, well, I'm here now, baby. Let's do it. And we had the best day. We spent the whole day in the hot Florida sun. We had the best day at the park. He did the jump a roof show. He was all about all the fun, exciting things. His whole team was. And then like, got some great footage. All the way into like all the way into the night, like his soul, his show was sold out, which is why he doesn't really come do things because he always sells out. Where was he? He was at the funny. So Christa hooked it up. Like I called Christa. I was like, Hey, I want to take us to this show. And also I want him to come to the park.

So she reached out and she got it all set up. So they would come. We had the best day ever. His crew was amazing. They were so funny. There was this girl named Erica Duchess, who's a female comedian. And I have to tell you, she made me laugh so hard. I was crying and drooling. I was laughing so hard. I can't remember the last time I've laughed that hard at any comedian. And like in the end, even after the show when I went in the back, they were like, Oh, Savannah pulled up. So so it was exactly like I would have dreamed it would have been. So he doesn't do radio because he doesn't need to because I mean, I think he does. If if there's like like he probably did in Jacksonville for his movie premiere, but also it was already sold out. So I don't know if it I don't know. See, I think he would be kind of top tier, but I don't know if he just has a big underground swell angel. What do you think? Oh, no, he would he would definitely like, for example, let's put it this way, Russ. And she's kind of said it. What he's doing, he's doing the funny bone. He knows he's going to sell that out. Right. If he was going to do, let's say the the Reno over there at UCF or a bigger venue,

I would anticipate that he would do radio, you know, because he does do radio. He's, you know, he's been on other shows and he's been on other on other I heart radio shows and everything. But you know how like you go to some comedy shows and then like like the openers good and then the first acts okay. And then the you know, and then it gets better like every single act was so amazing. And it's such an interactive show because like if you know his body of music and like you know kind of what he is and what he does and how he talks. Like like it was like sit down laugh, get up, sing, sit back down laugh, get up, sing another song. Like and everybody knew every word to every single song and it was just like the the coolest group of fun that I've had in a very long time. And I went by myself, which is completely out of character for me. Why are you going to things? I don't ever go to things by myself. No, unless I just have to like, but I definitely am not going to a comedy show by myself. But I went to the comedy show by myself.

It was sold out. I sat with another group of people. And it was it was probably one of the best days slash into the nights that I've had for a very long time. It was so great. Good. Well, as he comes back in town in time soon. So he has I know his movie premieres in Tampa because he has a movie called Camp DuVal. Ain't nobody going to die tonight. It did premieres in Tampa today or tonight. And then all over the state of Florida is where it is. So I'm not quite sure when he comes back to town. But we should definitely have him on the show if we do. And now that I can do you get him to come. Yeah, now that I have his number and now that I have in his manager's name is snake. Also, he has a bunch of reptiles. Right. Okay. So he has snakes. He has lizards. He has all kinds of animals and stuff like that. And so next time we he's doing this big thing where he brings this school out to Camp DuVal. And he's like, I'm going to take you around Gatorland. Only stipulation is I got to get an invite to Camp DuVal. And he was like, you got it. You got it. Come on. Come on, girl.

That's funny. I think I probably just have heard you talk about him. I've never seen him in the media. I've never heard of his song. I don't know who he is. But I guess maybe I've heard you talk about him. You would hear it. You would know the song smile, bitch. Like I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if we can play it because it's probably not. We know we can't play it. Yeah. A lot of his music cannot be played on the radio or in a podcast. Like it. It's his specific to his demographic of music. And he does a big event in Jacksonville that even Rick Everett and those guys promote up in Jacksonville called DuVal. Every year. Okay. And like invite everybody out. Everybody can sell their wares, food, whatever it is that they do. And then all the money goes back into the community where he grew up. you grew up. So like really like solid state of the art person. Well, good. Well, I know you had a good time because you met me. We had so much fun. Four or five times. Well, I just haven't had that much fun in a long time.

Also with people I barely even knew, but now like, like, I feel like they're my family now. And I love when that happens. They couldn't have gone any better because you know, sometimes you like somebody online and then you meet them and you'll be like, Oh, boo. And it wasn't as cool as a thought. Yeah. So it was it was even cooler than I thought it was. No, I love the ball is a real one. And so and he's always been 100% authentic. And that's why people love him. Yeah. And that's why he does the charitable stuff that he does in his community and everything. But also he's that way with his radio appearances. And so we would definitely have to make sure, you know, he knows that this is live because a lot of the stuff he does is pre-record. But he was super respectful. Like, we had him do the jumperoo show. And then like, like, he would yell like, Oh, that MF was so big. Oh, I'm so bad. Savannah. Oh, man. Y'all see like and just like like you because you can't control that energy, right? Like the energy's going out and you can't control it.

But then he would be like, Oh, my bad, my bad, my bad. And I'd be like, it's okay. Just don't do it again or don't do it so loud. And then you do it again. But like, just caught up in the moment and it was just such a great experience. When celebrities want to come to Gatorale, do they usually call first and set it up? It depends on who they are and what their status is or what they think their status is and stuff like that. Like, Chris had just talked to them and gave him my number and he just texted and said, we're about to pull up. And I was like, okay, great. So that's how that happened. But super happy about that. Like it's good when you get to meet heroes and they're exactly what you think they're going to be. When they're not, it's just so devastating. My worst was Gene Simmons. God dang it. That was so man. It was so bad. There used to be this girl I followed online and I thought she was the coolest reptile chick ever, right? And I was so excited to meet her when I first got to meet her and she was so mean to

me. She was so mean. She was so rude. Like it hurt my heart to the point that I had to walk away and cry. And then I was like, I'm never going to let this happen again. My, when the Gene Simmons, I had five listeners that we went out to, it was Virgin Megastore at the time and we're supposed to be able to meet Gene and he had this new kiss cologne or whatever. We're all going to get kissed cologne. And, and so we're all waiting. I'm so excited. The first time I get to meet, he walks in and I start to talk to him and he puts his hand in front of my face. Oh. He's like, I'm here to do an interview with somebody from the radio and I'm like, Oh, well, that's me, but I talked to you this morning. He's like, put his hand in my face again. I mean, now, not this morning. And I almost went to cry. I'm like, oh, my God. Gene, you're being such an ass. And then another time I met him though, he was super nice and he offered me a big Mac and I've been to four times. So he was an A whole twice and he was really nice twice.

I determined he is a complete ass. But yeah, you're right. When you're excited about meeting somebody and they're not who you think they are. It's so. It is heartbreaking. But like, I was really fortunate in that. And you know, like, just coming back from my trip and everything, like and trying to have like, like this new, beautiful perspective on everything. And so that just kind of fell into the most perfect spot in all of that. Hey, so while Ryan is still alive, because I think Ryan would down. Trying to get our breakfast. He's like, like, I probably locked himself out. Yeah. So I haven't told him this yet, Angel, but I'm going to I was going to wait and you know, waiting until he was here. But I did just so you know, I did get hold of the people and I canceled Ryan con. Ryan cons canceled. No more Ryan. I'm not going to do it. Yeah. Man, man, you gave a valiant effort, dude. You championed it as much as you could. At some point, you need other people to step up and show and step up and show. Yeah.

And when that doesn't happen, you're kind of, I mean, here we are. It's almost October and the event was supposed to be at the end of January. And I couldn't get it. I tried and tried and tried. I couldn't get anybody to show any real interest. I mean, you had went to all the meetings. You talked to shook all the hands, talked to all the people that you needed to talk to. And the, you know, at some point, there is a time is of the essence in this kind of event to promote it correctly. Yeah. So I finally got hold of the main Ryan, Ryan Fisher, the guy that tried to have. He's disappointed. He's like, I'm so disappointed. He's, you know, I told him, I, sorry, if I wasted your time, but I just couldn't get sales or anybody as excited about it as I was. And he's like, man, let's show them, you know, we just, they just got done doing Ryan, Ryan con at the mall of America and had over 1200 Ryan's there. We could have done much better in Orlando. I'm sorry. So, but Ryan's not going to care is he wouldn't even, he wouldn't even help me put it together. No.

So I tried to do something cool for him. You know, what's funny? Oh, you don't know this. You know what's funny? Let me just, let me just say this about what you just said. When you try to do cool things for other people and you think that it's going to be like, oh, this person's really going to appreciate it's going to be this really cool thing for them. Yeah. Like, like, just don't do it anymore. I know. I want to stop. We'll get this. It's me. Then you can do really cool things for me, but anybody else is just stop. We are always a person. I am grateful. Yeah, you are. You're making of grateful. How about that knife set you gave us last year for Christmas? Okay. So we use that knife set every day at work. It is the best knife set of all time. Yeah. Yesterday, I'm down at the meet room and we're looking at the knife set and we're putting the knives back in the box because we kept that fancy box. Right. Right. And we can't figure out why the knives won't fit into the box. Right. Right. So we pull out the, that foam stuff, you know, that it sits on and everything like that. Dude, there was a whole other knife set underneath the top knife set.

Yeah. I had no idea. You didn't know that? No. And it was like, it was like Christmas again. And I was like, oh my god, look at all these new knives. So double down on that. Grateful for that. Ryan's just never going to be grateful. Yeah. Ryan's pretty young. Ryan, I knew you were out trying to get our breakfast, but I made the announcement to say, no, I got hold of the council of Ryan's and I let him know that we can't, we're canceling the right, like we can't get it together. I guess you can, I guess you can't put a Frankenstein on a roof. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, our rush could do anything. Yeah. I tried. Yeah. Listen. I mean, you guys try, you gave up on the Ryan's side. I gave, I had so many meanings. I got to, you know, I tried to get the right people involved and it wasn't, and it's just too close to January. Like they don't have enough time to get, you know, to break any world record. I know you're full of lies. It's cool. So, so the guy, like I was saying, they had over 1200 Ryan's at the Mall of America. We could have done better in Orlando, but yeah, we canceled it. So, did you gave up?

Hey, and then his wrongs doesn't give up. Savannah doesn't know this. And now we don't have enough time. But what's happening with the funny bone with the monster comic of the year competition that he, he, I, we got a whole thing at the funny bone. He's the headliner at the Ryan Holmes day. He booked a cruise. After we had this thing, he booked a cruise to go on, on the same day. So he can't be at his own event. Shut up. I just booked any cruise. I was invited by Bert Kreischer to basically headline the whole thing. Is that what he says? Oh, wow. Is that the way it is? Oh. That's how I heard it in my head. Bert Kreischer said he could do an open mic on the cruise ship. Well, congrats. Well, anybody can do an open mic. No, I'm just gonna sign up. I literally made it happen on air. And there's the whole thing. Now, I don't know. Still try to figure this out. Still going back and forth. Um, annoying. Guys, our food got stolen. Did it really?

Our food got stolen. Yeah. How? You see, you were at just like I always do. Same instructions. I always give. Hey, leave the food down on the table on the first floor. I will come and get it. No, I make them come to the forest. No, there's been so many problems with that. That's like, like we had one guy that was afraid of elevators or stairs. Yeah, I remember that. Yeah. So I saw the car and watching the app and watching them pull up to the place. They pull into the parking lot. I go down and go get food. No food. I went and checked three different buildings. No food. I went knocked on every door downstairs. No food. This person just ripped us off like about 130 bucks. What? Yeah. You report it, right? And get your money back. Uh, yeah. That's what I'm doing. That's super annoying. And then I tried to call them because for this is the first time I was able to like my tumbley's growing. Growling. Oh, there's some Jeff's. There's some bagels from Jess Bagel running out there that they brought in this morning. Oh, let's have those. It looks like we're going to be eating bagels because we ain't getting no food.

How could it just have disappeared? What about a coyote? Took it maybe. Did he go to the wrong building? Well, that's what I'm assuming, but I went to all the buildings around here. Yeah, but didn't you see him pull up in front of us on the app? It showed them pulling up into the parking lot. Yes. I did. I did not contact him the delivery driver. I did. And then first of all, I this never happened before when I've called somebody, but I called the number. It said contact your driver, Patricia. I called it and there was a there was a recorded message before that. They said, just so you know, this number might be a scam. If you want to continue, stay on the line. Oh, damn. Yeah. And then I called and it didn't go a rank and didn't go to voicemail. I just did that thing where it just goes to a beep, beep, beep, and then hangs up on you. No. So I only were getting our food ever. Did you message her? I couldn't like that's what I was always been before. I could send him a text. This is no text. It gave me a phone number to call. So so okay, how does this work, right? I said I'd pay for it. He already charged $130. Oh, so he's got to go in and tell Uber that the food never showed up.

You guys, this is kind of like my belt situation. No, it's not. It is absolutely not. Absolutely not. It is not. It's kind of like my championship. And then you say you never got the food and then they reimburse you the same amount of money. Yeah, so hopefully I'll give them money back. But I've never done it for like $130 before. All right, we got to take a break. We come back. Angel's going to bring you the ones and twos. The number one and number two song and all the land. So we know what's hot. Don't go anywhere. You're listening to the match of the morning. barbecue. You think it's a big one. That seems a bit dumb. You want me to fight him outside of the box? Josh is just another bitch. That's all. Why are they coming to you? Well, because you what you asked for it. And you're like, oh, Angel doesn't get enough hate. So, you know, the warms are going to come up and Josh had his lame, screen printing company. He's frustrated with his lot in life, you know. Because with one leg, I'd still take Josh's money playing basketball. Welcome back to the monster morning room. Radio 101. We got a breakfast. We found him. How about another office took it in and said they had somebody in their office by the

same name. The same name is Russ or Ryan or monsters. I didn't want to say anything on the air because I was like, there's no way that can happen. No. You remember a couple of weeks ago where we had a piece of equipment that was bought to for the show. Yeah. And then and it's a good, a expensive piece of equipment. Yeah. And then we couldn't find it into the same place. That's it. Apparently, it's that same office. So they just like, literally, anything. That's why it comes to them. There you go. Anything that's anything that comes in this building and is left on that table. Yeah, they're taking that. It's apparently that's they got dibs. That's crazy. They're like dibs. It's on the tables down there. Apparently that's there. Yeah. Oh, that's very nice, but there are a club. Do we welcome back? I'm Russ along with Savannah and Amber Nova and Ryan Holmes. And now Angel is going to bring you the ones and twos. The number one and number two song in all the land. So we know what's hot. All right. I'm having a little tech issue. Could you guys talk about yourself for one second? Yeah. Shout out to Jeff's Bagel Run. Yeah.

For having bagels here right now, I love Jeff's Bagel Run. I need to go to one of the locations in person. Yeah. I need to meet Jeff. And I love what Jeff. I love what Jeff's Bagel Run is doing. I love that they're local. And I love that their bagels are top notch. Top notch. You know what? I have to go get one. I didn't get one. I just got to get a second. I'll get a second. I love it Jeff. Jeff's Bagel Run is bomb. Man, I think the people downstairs ruined Angel's computer too. That's what they're trying to hide. I just lost internet connection. I can't. Did you really? I just sing the song. You tell me the name of the song. It's going to be Cheezin' Texas. It's time of Texas. I'm doing Texas. I can tell by the way. She's just got the ground around the floor. If that song, once again, is number one, it will have beaten up. It was. Yeah, it had to. Yeah, it tied with a Mariah Carey song.

No, no, it will have beaten Mariah Carey's last week. It was a tie. Yeah. That's crazy. That is crazy. Or maybe the other song is Stella Leffy. And she's just plagiarizing songs left and right and getting called out for it on TikTok. She's stupid, Nepo baby. Who? Stella Leffy. We played her one week. She's a, she's a, what's our, our argument the other day about Nepo babies and her dad is a... Found her group on. Group on. Billionaire. Billionaire. Billionaire. And then so she's been lifting other people's music. Wait a minute, that's not how Nepo baby works. Nepo babies, if you're, if you're doing the same thing that your parent did. No, no, no, no, no. The resources and everything that she does. Also, just, now you're a Nepo baby. If you have a rich parent. Yep. That's not fair. That's not fair. That's just a trust fund kid. That's just like, trust fund baby stuff. I was watching a thing you last night about the Rob Reiner son, right? Oh, that piece of ass. Yeah. Well, and the crazy, crazy, the crazy part of the story like is like, they're like, how many, how many times have you been a rehab?

He's like 17. Yeah. 17 times. Yeah. And you couldn't get right. And your parent still took you back in. Man, but yeah. Nepo baby, your dad let your dad let his name to a movie. So you got to make a movie about how you're better than every other alcoholic and drug addict in the world. Yeah. Like, I will tell you I had to stop midway through because I was too pissed off to finish watching it. Yeah. I mean, he's going to be in prison for a lot of people that have been through trauma that really need help and have reasons to do drugs. Yeah. But like this guy, he the one, like everything's been given to you your whole entire life. Travel hasn't happened with him. Has it? They're still doing me. No, but they're still like, I don't, I just don't understand it. That's a crazy, crazy thing about scammers, guys. Mm hmm. I looked at the company. I looked at the company Amber got this belt from. Oh, it's okay. It's this sort of I know. So back at the end of last year, Amber Nova was bothering the absolute pyjeeza to me

because she wanted a new belt because she said this one didn't fit. She didn't like it. So finally, I gave in because she was driving me crazy and she wouldn't shut up. So I finally ordered it. It's a fine and I paid for it. $1,300. Here's the thing. You can just get the belt and it has now been five months and you ain't get nothing. And no belt. Maybe I blew the money on a brand new carburetor from my car. That I would believe that I would respect that I would respect. Hey, what country do you think this company's based in, Ross? Well, Amber said it's some guy that she knew. You guys are literally posted on the page. I've gotten a championship from him, but it was years ago. It's been a little while. So I have gotten a legit belt from him before and other wrestlers have no one belt company. Maybe he went, you know, off the handle. And maybe he went broke. Okay. Are you your name, Ross? I was asking, Ross. Maybe she's not who he used to be. Maybe he's not who he used to be. The only company that I found is based out of Pakistan with that name. Oh, no. And not as so good. All right. Here we go. We got the ones with two.

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