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TUNA TIM HITS HARD TIMES???

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Ryan Holmes: The King of Denmark. His Highness gives time to Tuna Tim,a wrestling promoter. Tuna Tim has hit some hard times, he owes monies on the street and he wrote a song about it.

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What are you doing? Welcome back. I'm Rosarollins. I'm a fan. I hate Savannah. How you doing? Hey, I'm good. How about you? You better get geared up. That's right. That's a drug term, Russ. Is it? No, it's not. You're doing some gear? Yeah. You're doing heroin. I've never heard of that. Alright, now it's time for the King of Dem, right? Ryan Holmes make his daily proclamation. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. Well, bunker chill! Its time for the daily proclamation From The King of the famous ancient legs Let's all wave our winners The

King of NMR brought you by the morgue's guy down for that morgue's guy down dot com But I gotta go I got a special yes that wants to speak to you guys who? Let him talk all right guys Here he is ladies jumpin Tuna Tim Not good To the Tim Went to the top of the mountain with Alex the one baby. What do you mean? I went we had some wins and then tune a Tim Got into some gamble and death oh No, Tuna Tim developed a very severe blow problem a blow problem blow fish problem Blow fish. Oh, and it's a whoo Can't win down baby. Can't be getting high on the blow fish. You're not Puffer so I got to come back baby to Mount Dora

and Hopefully on next one. We win this one and put two to Tim back on top baby You need another win. Is that what you need need another way? We got to chase that dragon baby. Well, you're facing Leroy Shogun Leroy Shogun. Yeah, he's he knows multiple Types of a martial arts he says well that's fantastic. I owe multiple amounts of money to various sharks Okay, they told me they were to come in and break my fins Tuna, what are you doing look to the Tim wasn't meant to hit stardom wasn't meant to be a celebrity, but here we are. Okay much like Danny bought a new cheat I'm here, baby. It was to the moment was too big for you the moment was too big I had to go to rehab Okay, you guys why haven't been around for a while was in rehab fish man rehab Yeah, rehab for what the blowfish? Oh the blowfish and the whole fish, you know what I mean? Oh

Let's just say tune to Tim Was doing a little bit of gear like Amber Nova So it's a I'm in recovery now I get that I found the power of fish Jesus thanks to Rob Schneider's son Which is good. Wait hold on, but this all happened because of a wrestling match Are you sure that it's a good idea to you know jump back into the flame because this is a really important wrestling match Well, thank you for bringing that up. This is actually part of my 12 flops program So step one is stop stop flop and get to get to walk in number two. I got to make a man's We got to make a man's a rust I want to say I'm sorry Be honest with you I That's also money

You just leave this card out for everybody Yeah, it's pretty easy to hack rush is password just kids Batman and one Batman 69 Yeah, I went to hacking school I know social engineering rush I Would like to apologize for Amber Nova why because everybody thinks her downstairs smells like me Tim what that's a terrible thing to say That's not everybody thinks that nobody's ever said that people say to me all the way spirit they go hey June He's cut. Why do you and Amber smell so much life? That's not true. I say we just both use the same perfume Decarna war What is it? Carna war

Oh Actually, it's not true. I use cool water. I'm a fish Everyone kind of perfume do you use really though? I like anything with floral sense floral sense. Okay, like you can't just say a name. Yeah, that's not it At least you have some sense Give yourself a symbol all right, well angel can you turn the king of Denmark music down because he's not here right now And I just want to tell you a venous sad fish Why you and I'm on baby are you sad fish to Tell me I wasn't allowed to do that Okay, here we go. Let's see. I got put on my music up and play My tune is Tim song What's on my it's it's it's it's it's a tune Tim song. Oh, it's a good guy. You go. Oh boy

Spend a sad day for tune a Tim floating upside down again Let me die take me away I'm in over my head Now the sharks want me dead. I'm just drowning away in the bay I'm a bad fish sad fish. Oh, it's driving me mad fish What fish to fish I'm such a blue fish doing all the lines of blow fish no fish. Oh no fish To the teams all his dome bitch. Here comes tuna again shooting shots with dolphins. I'm all in Yochin has one oh My god, he played well. Thank you. That's all one thing is all one thing

I lost my words I've been saying floating in the waves now tuna teams digging graves To a shark Oh, it's getting dark For to the team turns out you should go all in Underwater Vegas ain't going to save us. I'm the biggest bitch in the deep blue sea So on X you gotta win or to the team is losing a fin. Yeah Guys, I got it off and make him eat it Hey, ever paying attention don't make me repeat it up To the team To the team here we go to the round again. I'm to the team To the team Everybody knows that to this gonna win. I'm a bad fish sad fish No, I'm not gonna go round again because I'm a true fish. Yeah, I'm a true fish. Yo fish. Oh fish.

Lay it. Let's do some slow fish to the team To the team To the team To the team To the team To the team I can turn it around because I'm just a fish man that's like a clown Oh Can you sing more songs to the team? I can't baby, but that's only phonic swims and the gangster sharks don't murder me Thank you guys for hanging out with two to ten. I'll see you all on Saturday baby. What time's will time? Ruse and race four o'clock bell time Four o'clock bell time let's go to hell baby. Swim away How does he get you needing out of here so quickly? You know what? He just swims in swims out It's crazy. Yeah, that's awesome for a man fish Not who was that brought you by Rodney by that Morgan's got down with that Morgan's got down down calm Don't miss the boat like to the team did compare your quote with that Morgan's guy don't and he'll send you a lifeline

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Welcome back to the monsters morning. You're already a 104.1. I'm Ross Rollins alone with Amber Nova Angel or marijuana homes and Savannah here with us. Thanks. You're driving to To Sarasota. No, I do too many things. I know you know what it's sometimes Uh, the power saying no the power saying no right like I like to do everything. I know But then when it gets to the time to do it. I don't like to do everything. Do you ever think yourself? Why do you put yourself through this? I don't know every single day. Whoops. No, I don't really think about it like that like no So I do it the show and then I have to go to doctor's appointment Then I have to go to Sarasota that I'm doing her the thing tomorrow morning at 8 a.m Then I'm driving back home that I'm filming all day Sunday. Then I have eye surgery on Monday. Yeah, tell me about the eye surgery. So are you nervous about that? I am I am nervous. I'm nervous because they're not putting me out completely and this is all because you had a style in your eye multiple Sties in my eyes, so there's like a pocket above my eyelids. Everybody has it as you get older like you know

You just gravity whatever But mine is trapping bacteria and it's trapping all kinds of stuff in there So it's causing me some eye problems also my peripheral vision shut up Ryan Also my peripheral vision is not the same because it's dropped right there. Mm-hmm And so insurance won't pay for it. No, you look the same. They're gonna do yeah You know, I look exactly the same. Okay, you should ask for it's not like a it's not like a cosmetic sort of eye lift thing That's not what it is. They're just gonna cut my eyelids cut the fat out. Oh, stitch it back together when you say cosmetic you should hit a rocket raccoon. He gave four real cool. I Um, but yeah, but I'm excited Well, you have black eyes. I was super nerd huh? Some people get black eyes Some people don't I'll have stitches in my eyelids for a week and then they take them out. Are you coming to us this week? No Because you why because your eyes yeah, cuz I have stitches in my eyeballs. I'm gonna try to drive around. Oh, you can't drive I mean, maybe I can I don't know I can't drive myself from the doctor, but um, I've been really nervous about it

But I have to have it done either way so it's either now or later and I already have an appointment So I'm just gonna charge through it. Okay. Well, so everybody can say some prayers for me because uh I appreciate prayers and blessings. Okay, we're all blessings blessings. Thank you. May blessings we upon you I don't want your blessings though because you got some devil blessing over there Ryan. I'll take angels Never man. I'm not the one with saggy weener eyes. Oh That's so mean I'd ask we talk about it. You said you already had the same surgery done. So bitch shut up. Yeah You said you had the same I had it done I was trying to well, I thought I did until you went further into it. Uh, I uh I did have eyelid surgery, but I was fully put out when they did it and cuz and I had to have stitches on my eyes and We're an eye patch for like a how do you get thores? I did not get thores. I know I did not I got aim on Targaryens Gem eye from house of the dragon. What happened to your eyes? I can't sir

I can't turn your eyelids. Yeah, you shot. Oh A lot of people get it because when you put on we put on sunscreen a lot of people skip their eyelids And they don't wear sunglasses or anything to protect it. So it happens more common than you think but crazy Since we've had this conversation and with Russ and his skin cancer I don't know if it's popped up on your guys' timeline, but now there is a specific brands of product for eyelid sunscreen And how it like it does like it doesn't hurt your eyes and everything but it's designed and it comes like in a little stick bottle And I had never seen that until you know, yeah your lips and your eyelids will get Ginkham's are just as much as any other place on your body. So they do make lipsticks unblock They make eye eyelid sunblock. So yeah, you gotta keep that up. Do you have to wear it now? I have to wear I can't wear anything less than a 75 75 75 miles an hour I have to just go fast I'm like Sandra Bullock in the movie speed but instead of a bus. It's just a feat uh, and yeah, no, so I I've had skin cancer three times. I'm tired of getting it. How?

I never wore sunscreen and I used to surf a lot Oh, never did I oh, yeah, he was a surf guy at one time I don't have any I don't have any skin cancers. We was last time you got checked for what skin cancer. Oh never exactly I just riding it out, man But like Russ is gonna be able to see what I've rotted out there There are other problems. I have that could use a surgery, but I'm like now. I'll just let me be able to see Yeah, well Russ has said this on his skin cancer It like it's from you know 20 years ago and then like takes a while for some of it to build up if it's not melanoma Melanoma you can pop in real fast and get you fast. Yeah, that's the one you have to stay on top of and you working outside You should definitely be going yearly. Hey mine your business Savannah you said your surgery you famously work outside You're said your surgery is gonna help you get your peripheral vision back. Yes. Oh wow So you've been messing around with the gators and everything and not having good peripheral vision That's why I got to get the surgery done I already canceled it once. Okay, we scheduled it so so that's the thing like so the insurance

Because either way insurance works in the United States right what you do? I was seeing if your Perfidian was working That's good. I know I know the thing so like my insurance is like well if it drops down two more centimeters Then we'll pay for your surgery, but as it stands right now we won't pay for your surgery That's a great idea. I have to take it out of pocket or wait until my vision gets so bad You really don't have a peripheral vision. I told you that I was like that. It seemed from Rocky where Mickey was going like this and he you know Rocky couldn't see it. I told you man. That's why Joe like that's why Joe lean almost god whoop your ass Yes, so nice. Oh, Dulleyne has been all once since I've been back You gotta give her a break. Yeah, Dulley just died. I'm a shaker. Yeah, true true true You got you got a good point. I don't want to lie to you on that You have a tiny gator wig you can put on her. Yeah, I'm a tiny boon gator wig Yeah, we don't know We don't we don't trust up our animals Oh It's just placing in the top we're all strategically fancy we don't

Don't make it out of spaghetti so she can eat it Then that's our dress and mother just She's got she's been digging a hole lately a lot like she's been digging in this dirt hole And like every time in the morning I go clean She'll like come out of the dirt hole and jump in the water and then I have to clean the whole thing again She's been she's definitely been on one lately. Do we have any hot takes or messages We are doing that. Okay, uh, if you want to be a part of the show go to the iHeart radio app You can use the talkback function here. So after this little song Oh, yeah, yeah I was trying I was going to try to find more mean ones about angel. I played them all you played all of them Okay, if you want to send a mean one about angel in right now That was your chance. Oh, so now you like Russ see you're coming more and more like Russ uh Let's see hot take Top of the morning boy sport from Jacksonville. Well, thanks for ruining the weekend monsters Because now every time my wife says what are you humming? I have to look at her and say

Tell her they banger of a song band. That was a awesome good job homesy. I mean two to ten. Sorry Good job, two to ten also Russ. I think you dropped the ball. You hired the wrong person because two to ten his way funnier than Ryan Homes Oh That is offensive. I don't like that Let's see hot take So what's up monsters? Dumb and Dumpster's here. So listen, I'm going to the Cincinnati Bankals home opener in my full Tampa Bay fucking years regalia I mean you guys have ever been a visiting fan And uh how that go had to handle it and anyway wish me luck So I don't get the fighter Anyway Joe Tampa How to can it Is dumping okay dumping dumpsters ended up in Ohio, but he's he's a Florida guy. He's lived in Florida for a long time He's more Florida than he is Tampa. I can't I mean he's more Florida than he is Ohio I think I said Ohio all the time No, no, he used to listen down here and then he moved up to Ohio with like his wife's family or something

Yeah, oh man you guys good luck good luck on you Yeah, I've never been a visiting fan what college a couple times it was it was It was okay, but did you guys see the Patriots fan that was in the that got into the fight in the Seattle uh stadium It's one it's one black dude. He's pretty big. He's pretty jacked I guess the backstory is like he was up there, but he went to sit in some other seats And then the owners of those seats eventually came and then he was like yapping back at him Surrounded by Sees and they cannot contain him. I I've never seen like so many people try to stop one guy And they could not stop them. Wow go Patriots the guy did seem like a douche though hot tank Good morning, monster. It's for you Ryan um, uh, we're thinking about you because I was watching a show on Netflix and it's all about This murder that happened in Uh, Denmark

Totally Really interesting show. I started to watch that one. I didn't know I didn't continue with it though I've been watching too many of those. Yeah, too much murder on you know watching those uh true cry Things sucked into the hole I get sucked into it too much thing you take it some mushrooms in there Have you watched the substance? Yeah, it was terrifying. Yeah, yeah, it was gruesome. What else did I watch the other day that I thought you would like Have you seen obsession? No, you should it's pretty good. Have you watched last stop Larama? No, you need to watch that Have you seen the new season of the gentleman now? Hey, y'all seen my balls All right, we can take a little break. We come back in time for beer the week. Don't go anywhere You're listening to the match of the morning real radio is on Instagram at real radio Drink

Oh All right, we got beer the week And in collaboration or in working with um Got pit masters and pours going down this weekend tomorrow tomorrow On so I thought who better than to have the man of the hours Chris Chris Carson Hey, good morning everybody. That's a really cool bottle opener. I like that. Thank you. Thank you. That's really cool Chris Carson the main man out in in mountain Dora and Tell us about the event tomorrow. So you know, we've been talking about it a lot We know that a lot of things are going on How many years have been doing this Chris? This is your number four your number four pit masters and pours Uh, tell him about the barbecue places. It'll be there. So there's gonna be eight barbecue It's kind of the best of the area. Yeah, so there's trucks haters all kind of collaborating and offering up their signatures

For sale. Yeah, we had some of the yesterday But some of the featured ones are gonna be knuckleheads barbecue just smoke it yo Rolling and smoke Jimmy bears barbecue Tbg barbecue meat heads barbecue and hurts barbecue just to name a few of them So what's the what's the best thing to do go try to try a little bit of everything or just go to one that you think is the best I think spent as long as you can yeah, and eat as much as you can yeah, just enjoy and support the barbecue And and there'll be places to sit down and eat right that's right because that's one of the things we want You know they go to a food truck. You want to sit down and kind of enjoy it and then you uh One of the places you can go and sit down and eat is in front of that big screen that you have out there College football and what game is gonna be on do you know? UCF and Pittsburgh Okay, yeah, oh, that's good game actually 30. Yeah, that's good. That's a real good game. What else happened in a pit pit masters and pours Well, we gotta talk about Amber Nova, you know, she's got her big match Yeah, I don't know excited about that. Yeah, Amber Nova is taking on is that is any lee have you seen her before?

I have been on some shows with her. Yeah, never wrestle before I've seen some of her work. It looks really impressive um Have you wrestled her before I have never wrestled her before this will be a first time match. All right, so she gets a title shot that is I plan to Either way, I still won't have a championship No, you won't. Yeah, yeah, I'm walking out. You did that yourself. Yeah, don't blame me Well, no, we have a great great lineup. I was with the wrestling. Yeah, thank you for your partnership and support and put in For wrestling action for sure It's great. Yeah, Dan Shaw and his team of roster talents. It's gonna be a really really solid show and great main event to look forward to Especially with the men's championship Tim will be taking on Leroy Shogun. We hope tuna makes it sounds like you need it. Yeah, let's say two Tunis got guys in our after them. Yeah, yeah, what's what's the what's your Shakmafee policy over there in my indoor?

Poppy D also will be will be on the bill. I think he's gonna be the first one out the gate So five matches and then Angel you and I will be bringing them into the The action because we are the announced team the MWO announced team right on color commentary color commentary Yeah, that's happening. So look afford to that and I think we're gonna film the whole thing. It's gonna be great What does that mean? Hey Russ, I overheard you I listen, obviously you're talking about Dali apartment. Yeah, and What a icon Dali has been so Ryan and I were talking about the drone display. Oh, it's gonna be 300 drones That's the largest drone display that we've offered in Mount Dora. Yeah, it's quite the footprint over the lake door It's super super impressive. So the ghost Ghost the drone display is focused on salute to veterans as well as it's 250 year for the country and salute to veterans and First responders first responders 25th year 25th year anniversary of 911

But we're going to do a salute to Dali as well. Oh, that's cool. And it's gonna be the last Of the drone display. So there I'm not gonna tell you what it is. Yeah, but I'm gonna tell you Stay tuned stick around. Oh wow That's cool people are texting in they want to know if the event is dog friendly the event is dog friendly for obviously support animals For support animal. Okay, don't just bring it dog. Yeah, we're just gonna be a lot of people there Yeah, and we want to make it convenient and comfortable for everyone right right, you know be kind of your pets All right, so and then we've got music we got you know live bands. They got now we branch all and the dot coms We do and then Thompson Square don't Thompson Square is like a national act right they are a featured country artist They had a couple number one hit songs. Yes, it's why I thought okay and both They're heifer in his wife Thompson's yeah, they're looking forward to the interesting story to it is they want to play this event They've never been to Mount door. They don't even know where Mount door is. Oh really they flew in yesterday

They're in Tampa driving up right now to Mount Dora And they wanted they make it a high priority to play this event. Oh good. So I'm really really to me that means a lot Someone said will the the gator game be on the big screen at five someone asks Well, let's see how well UCF does He made the shift years. Yeah, yeah, depends on the UCF game. Go Knights. Yeah, what times the the UCF game start 3 30 330. Okay. All right. Yeah, all right So winnable game is definitely a winnable game for UCF. I Just always talk with that they're underdog in this one I just would be a really good win for them. So yeah, go UCF And you made this a free event this year for people Which is awesome that because people always like I'm wrestling. I don't have money for the tickets this time Like you can go you come watch the wrestling for free see the see the acts and stuff see the the music and stuff And if you want if you want beer you want barbecue all that you can purchase. I don't you know on your own, but but the Attendance is no charge absolutely and I remember a conversation last year. Russ. Yeah, where you and I we made

It was personal. Yeah, you're gonna pack the park right we want everybody out there for the music It's this is what we do. This is community. Yeah, bringing people together So what what what beers do we have? I courtesy of again pit masters and porers and one of the title sponsors out the first beer that we're gonna Do it's gonna be Cours banquet beer. Oh, this is regular course. Yeah, well, it's the banquet beer Okay, you know what haven't had a a Cours in a long time. Yeah, the banquet It's not Cours light. This is like the this is the Cours bank. This is the one this is the one that Who is it? Yeah, smoking to bandit had to sneak in from Arkansas. Is that where it was? The had to cross the Mississippi wasn't it? Texarkana. Texarkana. I had to drive all the way out to Texarkana to pick it up. Yeah, right You gotta drink that Cours. I miss a good course there. I haven't had one forever So a little bit about it before we do it Cours banquet is the classic 5% ABV American style pale logger brewed exclusively exclusively and golden Colorado using 100% Rocky Mountain water and high country more van

Barley Like I said it comes in at 5.0 Chris clean and balanced with subtle malt sweetness notes of freshly baked bread banana and pairs what they're saying Freshly baked bread Banana It's like it's like it's not straight up. A banana straight up. Yeah, most beer has that. That's why it's when you do it's called toast I didn't know that yeah, learn something every day All right, all right three-sipper will in effect. Yeah, and let's drink to Obviously the day that it is An honor of birthday In honor something else that happened today in honor of you know 9-11 there you go. All right. Here we go three-sipper roll Oh, yeah, I forgot I do like a course I used to drink that beer fun fact that is not a fun fact. I don't really Know that I just don't drink regular fact but I pick that one. I you know, I forgot. I really like that beer um

How about that fact there's a full flavor beer as opposed to something light yeah, I like it I'm giving that a 9.5 homesy You know what I had some of these pretty recently because Buddy Skyler drinks these and I was How good they were that's it no, he's a very bearded man What um is a guy named Skyler? He was in my wedding. He was wearing the German outfit. You've got him a force of man I'm saying that is why but I had a bunch of these these are pretty good. I was unaware of them until recently I like them. That's what do you mean you were unaware of them until recently? What does that mean? I've literally never heard of it until like maybe six months ago You've never heard of Cours banquet beer. No You never see it like this is obviously But you never saw like the short stubby bottles that's traditionally that it comes in I don't okay fun fact about me I don't like to drink from short stubby bottles So we learned we're changing the definition of fun fact just things to say that don't really Hey, that's that's fun fact

Fun fact I knew more than Ryan in the segment there. Yeah fun fact I really wasn't fun. What do you give it angel? I'll give it a half all day long. These are the like go-to's yeah There was a there was a time in my life where I would have at like a 12 pack of but I had the short stubby bottles I know you know I never had it because I thought it was gonna be like MGD Um, like I thought it was like Cours's version of like oh no no no Yeah, this is and I don't want those guys like This is my uh my Snobbyness in the beer I'd rather but I enjoyed much better in the bottle than I do the can hey fun fact I was trying to throw my bottle cap away And I threw it this way and Savannah it actually didn't go into the garbage can they went into your purse Yeah I didn't mean to do that I apologize So one fact you better get that bitch out All right real quick do you guys will do the second bear the blue moon? Yeah, blue moon I've only had these with uh, you know the uh the with a sliver of orange in it. Yeah, I had it by itself

Yes, I'm saying this fun fact. Oh, I was gonna defer to your fun fact. Oh, no, no It's a 5.4 ABV. It's a Belgian style wheat beer typically rush your correct that when you Serve it to give you that tall glass and they'll put the orange slice in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and so uh three sip rule in effect Three sip rule of yours fun fact. I can't find the bottle cap Fun fact rest is trying to scream Savannah for drunk driving I apologize. I didn't mean to do it all I can't find it and I'll look well. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna raffle to your purse. Well, I can be the first time I That's what happens when you tell everybody call up and hate on me. What'd you what do you give it? I don't like that. I don't like blue moon What is Corp You love the moon you are always talking about the moon you think you'd like blue moon. No, no, I give it a seven. I don't like it

Hey, I like it Compared to my dad's moon. Yeah, I want to drink my dad the comparison of the flavors the courses a little bit more bolder flavor than that so I like a Boulder flavor to the Belgian which is a little thin Ryan what do you give it? Unlike rest this is not that Very delicious. I like a blue moon um and I'm gonna give it a let's go nine. It's a nine. It's a day drinker for me for sure. It's a day before you I'll give this a half as well I typically It's like a special case and if I drink this or you know, I've run out of other things I only drink it because if I get it out of the bar just because you know the Looks cool. That's the only reason Pit masters and porters is tomorrow. Remember you got bacon you got barbecue. You got all kinds of beer You got you got Naomi Bradshaw and then dot com you got Thompson Square and then at four o'clock bell time Amber Nova will see her that belt for the last time one way or the other But you know you can still retain the championship which is MWO champion. Yes. All right. So that's tomorrow

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