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At VistaPrint, we know you've got that idea for your business. Like the one that nails the trade show, levels up your brand, or makes your team say, we're really doing this. But an idea is just an idea until it's printed on signage, giveaways, custom apparel. Once it's in my hands, on my team, out in the world. Then it's a happening. It's so happening. VistaPrint has thousands of products, easy design tools, and real support to turn that idea into something possible. And you're possible with code new20 for 20% off your first order at VistaPrint.com. The Rascals Morning Show! What news matters? It matters where you get your news. It's Rise Guys Headlines. Good morning everyone. Hey, Frank. Alright. We're going to talk about this because... Blank going on, Terry. What the hell? Hi, how's it going? Dude. Alright, so without instructions, could you do this? Because I had to do a few things lately. She's pointed at a brush with a little page. You're going to laugh at me. It's lefty, Lucy, righty, tidy.
We're talking about plumbing. Things like that. Oh, okay. She was shaking her fists like that. She's talking about colonics. No. No, shower head. My shower head fell on. Maybe my pain yet, colonics. I had to get the right tool, which I'm not wrench or whatever you say. Somebody say shower head. And try to fix it. Well, needless to say, when I turn on my shower, it's very strong. I have to have somebody fix it because I can't get it loosened. Strong shower head. So, at the beginning of a porno, it doesn't it? Did you get stuck in the shower? No. This is where he opens the door. I'm down here and stuck in his shower. I'm going to take a shower in the water. He has a strong, but anyway. This was just like the website where the chicks could not fix their toilets. And they also didn't have money for the ball cogs or whatever. They say, now you got to work it off if you can't afford to fix your toilet. What was the one that? I'm so bad.
I'm been there done that. There was four or five sequels of it. It was a like Skedamax movie and it was the opposite of that where it was a... But they could gun? No. Busty cops. Oh. Oh, yeah, there was a lot of those. There was like these women paid, it'd be boobs. And they would be cops and they'd go to a rest of guy and then suddenly he's like, is there anything I can do to get out of this? They're like, yeah, there is something you can do. And then flash forward five minutes later and when I'm like, you know, it's like they're riding like one of those tandem bicycles and he's divisive. We actually got a clip from the second one if you want to check it out. You want to hear this is Busty cops too. Hey, what you doing up so late? Couldn't sleep, you know. Yeah, this night watch duty. For the birds. Hey, my friend, you're hanging out of your shorts there. Oh. How did that happen? Leave it out. Doesn't offend us. Yeah, it might make say enough to slay it all worthwhile.
Well, the night isn't getting any younger. No, I was not from Busty cops but that guy's name is Rusty Cox. So that's why it's called Busty Cop. I had to mix the... The reason why I brought this up is because yesterday a friend of mine who you know he's a Marine, he happened to come in the store where I work and he says, hey, I'll fix that toilet downstairs if it's still the same and I go, what? What do you want to make out for? I haven't fixed it. Look at it. And also I have the other problem, which I didn't mention but he's could help me with all that. What? What? With the shower head upstairs in the toilet because the seats kind of won't be in falling off. Uh oh. Somebody getting there and was constipating. He plays his cards right. He's right. He's right. I know. Yeah. Did you have like a grizzly type of older voice like, uh, this toilet. This is so funny. This is how a guy that can get you out of a some kind of timeshare agreement. Oh, I don't know. Not a lawyer. My high mom. No, no.
It's your toilet clog with a big old herd. I can get it out. It's the seat. I'll get it out. I'll get that gelatin. I'll get that gelatin. Molder. No. It's your sink clogged and working. I got a call plumber because they can unscrew the big trap. I made a new ballcock and they're all be honest with you. Well, you said it too fast. You got to say it. Sultry. Huh. You got to say it's sultry. This isn't flesh well. Ballcock. You still know what I'm saying. You said it like nail. Bunk. I had to take the ballcock. Ballcock. Perfect. Okay. The reason why I'm running. I mean, chills on the one. I mean, I'm ready to hear like regular reduced chills. Like the kind that feels like either there was a ghost or you go out to go to the bathroom soon. No, yeah, you got to go. The reason why I brought this up because there's a study that asked Americans if they could perform very common actions without instructions and people are more confident about. Oh, no.
Yeah. That's amazing. Okay. So not true. Not anymore. Changing a flat tire. 39% say they could definitely do it on the spot. Another 22 say probably 15% say nine. You know how you know you ask the most the first thing you do. And if they don't say chalk that damn wheel, then they don't know how to change the tire. Oh, yeah. Wait a minute. Make sure it's not. You got to chalk the wheel. So it's not going to move. It's the opposite wheel too in the rear. Do you do it? Do you have a? You don't jack before you chalk. Gotcha. I don't mind. Can we do a project showing afterwards to now? Well, I paid you depends. She is so filthy. Like I'm here for it as the kids say. I know. Like you're talking about chalkin and jackin. Yeah. Like what do you get? You're changing, aren't you? You're already talking about the club. I am. I am. You're not changing for you. She said chalkin, jackin, shower head, ball, caulk, constipation.
I didn't say that. Patriots said, what's that feeler that they put it, that filler they put in between towels? Mm. Grout. My toes. Caulk. Oh, page. What's that thing they put up on the headboard? Do you turn my legs? I don't care. I'm just saying, I'm just saying, definitely not 4% aren't sure. So I'm probably not changing a tire. Never having my whole entire life. Don't have to. I don't have a full size spare, which I don't like. Oh, you get it done that? Yeah. Now people are real tire. I know I need to go see my boy Nick Simmons. Get me a tire. He easily a tire break. All right. Another one is sewing on a button 60%. Say they could definitely do it on the spot. Yeah, but they say probably and 8% say not. I could do it. If you're a dude, it's not going to be staying. I'm going to look at you. I'm going to look at you. Oh, you can't put a button back on? Not can, but if you're a guy and you know how to do that, like, not a couple. Let's just say you're a knitter. You know what? Well, yeah, you craft something. Yeah, but sometimes I'll bust a knit. Yeah. And I don't like starting there. Don't just stand there. Let's get to it.
That's what they tell you. You just don't stand there. Bust a knit. You don't want? It does not feel good when you bust a knitter. It can't be messy. I know you all boys can do this. Changing a baby diaper. Yeah. I maybe it's kind of creepy if I do it now. Why? Because I don't have kids or no any. Well, I mean, it's going to be weird though. Getting your kids into changes. Like, too. I just, assuming I'll make it that far. This is a thing, man. Like life is full circle with what was in it. There was a recycling thing. So in karma, so if you took a lot of like, you know, a lot of poops and stuff, mess with your family, they'd be squalin' or maybe you call it repair to divorce because they couldn't decide who's going to change your diaper. Well, I have to roll them over in the bed and do that. I've had to do that. Yeah, well, this is why I want to talk to a doctor on the show legit question Let's say for example you got a tire And this tire has got a lot of wear on it and this tire looks like it's about to shred apart
Do you're Certain body parts a little like that if they've been used a lot. I'll talk about going to the bathroom I mean like doing like a number two Is it so acidic that over time? It breaks down the tissue If you know, you know, it's not a I mean, I know why your mind would venture there But it's also what the big thing they say about like not only acid reflux but people that would binge and purge is like that Acid it's coming back up and it will mess up your throat and your so hey well, yeah So in that regard, you know, I was bingeing and purging the wrong what end is what you're saying? Like if you if you've been Together to do with the mouth. Well, you know how when you when they're not being total medical question They can say it was straight face total medical question if you binge and purge Asparagus will your burps smell funny? That's a great question. Thank you. I meant that very serious now. I have air friday spirit
I thought would not give you the scent Doesn't matter so weird pages. It's true about the pineapples Mm-hmm. It is okay. Funny you say that I watched a certain document Say a certain fellow I watched documentary on yeah Peter North heard about the pineapple trick and he's like yeah is verified like certified in the business that Is it medically though is there like an explanation for it the way there is with? I don't know but look I mean let's be real here. It's not like it's making a huge difference or we'd all be you know a little more Make like you imagine had you become diabetic while I was wanting to piece the wife What if you're like this dude's like hey, man? Let me get you to do this to me, you know like no, I'd never do that and he's like but look What if you I can even say that I can't even I think you can I'm reading this from a medical website right here
Right here it says natural sugars and pineapple papaya and oranges at fruit toast Which is syrup to your system which make bodily Suscretion secretions. Yeah secretions You might get a secret yeah, slightly less bitter when coming when we get to Be I'm trying to get myself out of a hole right now It's acid essentially question the alkaline level of Seaman is changed by that fruit bitter And deciding a sharper kind the same thing that a lot of people get from like garlic and onions it will do the same thing Oh, okay, okay, so what if instead of a pineapple is a cheesy bean rice burrito? Will it have the same effect? Could you type in a food and it will tell you how it will affect your product? If she likes burritos, you might have to do a case study. I don't know well. She likes tacos. She's with the wrong guy
I'll be here for the other 67% say they can change baby diaper And which is kind of why I'm sure set down special pretty common sense Couging white rice 73% say they definitely can do it on the spot another 17% say probably five percent Why me it's easy? It's pretty easy. You boil it but back to the change in the kids. Yes, like that's You're upset about having a change. I don't know I might have done I think it did my son's first one I don't know if I did one after that Ever I think I did just the one how did that happen? I don't know I thought you know ceremony I wanted to do the first one after that now my buddies kid I changed his diaper a lot That it's like if you had a mouthful of whatever right now you would have spit that mr. Print we know you've got that Idea for your business like the one that nails the trade show levels up your brand or makes your team say we're really doing this
But an idea is just an idea until it's printed on signage giveaways Custom apparel once it's in my hands on my team out in the world then it's a happening It's so happening Vista print has thousands of products easy design tools and real support to turn that idea into something possible Print you are possible with code new 20 for 20% off your first order at Vista print dot com Spit out We would have got sprayed with whatever you drink a red butch would have been all over my face Did you know this is I've said there's Google and all this crazy stuff Do you know that like if you're going on vacation? This is from Reddit so yeah, source it forever how you will if you're going on vacation I like out of town with your husband and it's about to be that time of the month that you can eat salmon Or salmon and it will Calls that to maybe go a day or two later. Ah Really? Wow. I love that way the way he's gonna be right
Man, yeah, why is it gonna be that I know like it's like you're sitting there in a hotel room Close the window Ladies Not just one and not six or seven but like dozens and dozens of people tag both fat boy on and myself in this clip I First I think fat boy did as well. I wanted this I did not see this on the news. I want to make sure it was real Okay And turns out it was real 100% and we're like why save this for best am audio Let's just do a whole segment where we can just break it down and talk about What our president said recently about what we were talking about earlier good luck p1s, which is GLP ones. Oh Ten cents for a pill and we'd pay two dollars for the same pill or
For the fat drug as I say, you know friend of mine very very heavy. He's a very obese person. I said you're an extremely obese person But he's a brilliant guy. He's a Wall Street guy. He's a he's a brutal brutal man But smart as hell, but he's got a serious weight problem And he called me up and he's from New York is one of the top guys in Wall Street He's begging because I've told the story a couple of times not to mention his name because I'll destroy his reputation But he's tough as hell and he's smart vicious of wild These are the people we have to deal with when you president is real he used to call me Donnie now he calls me president He'd say Donnie now he calls me president. I'm shocked. He does that actually that shows respect But he said you know is the president I was in London and I paid 86 dollars for ozempic and And in in New York I pay a hundred and I pay $1,300 for the same thing
That's a lot that's a big difference and I had to check out Comes from the same factory it comes from the same place and then I have some other fat drugs I said are you taking this stuff? Yeah, I said it's not working you look like It says not working, but he got me going Like Don't agree with a lot here lately. I got it. They just completely honest, but saying the S word on TV Yeah, we go ahead and make that a role Well, we can say it on the radio too. I found there are people They can't look that I know some people that don't like Trump Right now, but that's across the board They can't listen to that and find like the humor in it. Oh, man, because I hate him so much that it's like Just like get some going yeah, like you got to find the way to laugh at stuff Just well, yeah, I mean this the way he just said like his cadence on stuff the way W would talk
You know, I know people who just hated W but they would Yeah, food me once You know strategic he has swagger like Bill Clinton, you know, like I didn't necessarily care too much for him Uh, but you know, I'd like the impressions people do but first of him calling it the fat drug Just bad, but then the way he compliments the guys vicious. He's on Wall Street fat He's you look like s I'm surprised That's the fact calling someone fat For real man like dude, you're your ankles and arms are getting real big That's the big that's the sign you can tell we're looks like other wearing pants with his leg fat Kind of folding over the cancels. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. He's got big sweater legs. Yeah, he lives like he's wearing pants but his fat But I mean crap, you know Maybe that's why he built the addition of the White House was frank
So he could actually got him again in ballroom It's like I want to find out like who is the fatdest Stock market tycoon that knows Trump and we try to like is it Chris Chris? I was thinking like who is this guy or is it really anyone? Do you think this is what is like between Trump and JD when they just hang out like Trump's You know going off and he's like JD's legit laughing at it because he's like you know roasting for you JD's calling them fat. I'd be Fattie mess with each other You know that I get one man JD in the face dude You know that You know, I don't know he he does a good job of Vance does of Even if Trump does something he doesn't necessarily agree with he just kind of like He doesn't distance himself from but he says doesn't necessarily and say yeah, I agree with that either But but you went with you so when he thinks he does that thing where he does his eyes like from side to side and they say like
Professionally that's a no-no because it looks like you're in decisive or a bit you're lying But when I'm watching his eyes. I'm like this son of a bitch is wearing eyeliner like big next time you look at you can't not see it like dude is or is arched or whatever her name is Oush Oush Oush You think you think you says that when it comes home. Yeah, just me Oush Eee But like dude it looks like he's wearing like some some eyeliner and I can't Well his eyes are too nice. They're piercing aren't they yeah, I'm like yeah, he has one in ice like he could talk you and anything couldn't Yeah, my my talk is way into being the next president you never know well Yeah, a lot of people could see it Especially when you get some separation, you know, there be a lot of people jumping off the ship when Trump's terms over Do you know, but that happens all the time. I think we just have to see what I think the way Cow she would play this it's a god Which upcoming politicians getting a Netflix documentary and that's where it like
Dude, they've come on like does when you love to watch darlings like you know the past couple months Look at that like the Melania thing came out of you. He's Trump's having came. He is like the freaking setting president is on every I mean you think they're making fun of each other's why JD does a Melania impersonation I want to hear I want to hear Trump do a Melania impression like I think that would be fun That's why I forget I know what I mean you were a guy like man Why don't I get you playing the blame down? I know what you're in the blame That's a true text Trump and golf attire does look bad because he wears the high-waisted pants He puts a jacks in my face. He can't wear the uh the trench coat is too hot. Yeah, man He jacks and pants out way too much in the front He got to pull him up. It's like right there under the you know the cleavage area If he bends over you will not see any crack
man No crack you will not see my ass anyway um God it's so fun to just impersonate it man, but uh Doesn't I want to look for a say it because I don't want to say it and then oh you just spelt You know what that's a great idea because I did that earlier and I want to apologize I said nobody in the bible had an actual at Vista print We know you've got that idea for your business like the one that nails the trade show levels up your brand or make Your team say we're really doing this but an idea is just an idea until it's printed on signage giveaways Custom apparel once it's in my hands on my team out in the world then it's a happening It's so happening Vista print has thousands of products easy design tools and real support to turn that idea into something possible print your possible with code new 20 for 20% off your first order at Vista print.com dick obslette right that was my team afterwards. Okay. Yes
50 million dollars is how much Barack and uh Big Mike I want to say the obamas They're their their production deal with Netflix on the upcoming Obamas like come on man like come on did you see the Obama clip were like rain and none of them like I would have loved to watch The Reagan's like you know some kind of reality. I'm a whatever, you know him and they're eating M&M's she's in there sitting on Mr. P's and lap that stuff would have been awesome Ronnie are you gonna pay those iranians for the guns you stole? I don't worry about it money John Wayne's here to see here She wants to talk about the Arabs again Yeah, right. Do you see the Obama clip where uh He said that uh Trump ever had to change a diaper before and there's somebody in the crowd yo down his own And then you hear him chuck and you see him chuckle and he's there
That was almost gonna say that but I didn't That's that's what it should be more going back and forth hell when they were at who's thinner or were that Jimmy Carter's Yeah, they were talking to the laughing it up with each other when he offered him a man or something something like they were people were shocked I was shocked still um they were just chatting it up. Just make Texas. I want to check this out. It's all the work man We're in their game. Oh wow. Okay. Did you I somebody Texas in I did not know this do you know that uh Uh Malia and Sasha um that's Trump's uh Nice Break it down Live from call robber.com studio in greenville south jarlinas time to say Hey famous people celebrate the birthday on today September 10 happy birthday Oh Turn me up in the headphones. Turn me up. Turn it loose. Turn me. Yeah. Do you love me? Are you riding?
Kiki venom away Let's start with uh You know what I just remember to song and complete for this fella Oh You know normally pay someone prepare for something like this. I know I'm not our boy You know what I was looking at it and I'm like I don't know what I can play for this guy But he's got an extensive career, but I can play this one by god Oh Verbal Spoiler alert they played this at his funeral at the end of the movie Because he did not make it through the whole movie Freddie Mercury. No, the movie was called cruel intentions Ryan philippine Ryan philippines for you know he's American He really is I believe he's from Delaware. Yeah You know that for years page I I thought his name was Ryan Philippian For some tubes I've been a fan of him since he was on a thank-you like what she's saying
Something you know she was working toward the joke. I was trying to work toward where it's like I was gonna say philippino and then she said I said philipp philipp philipp philippino whatever I said and you went Oh, he named after a couple tubes like the philippes Fussing name do I even shoot in the corner earlier? I'm like, why are you all the in the corner over there? I thought it was thundering she was farting It's all she thought the noise cancelling Stop was still on the wall that was someone who strict the wall and his name is ma man Straight to wall my clothes never left my mom you poo projected. There's a part in the wall somewhere That's why they're brown now I don't know that's the wolf. I thought I found another face in the brick but I'm like now. That's that's the wolf last time Tana movies anti-trust Is it used to be married to 54? Right yeah, have you seen her daughter? No look at her. I mean like it's just like her yes like a doppelganger. Yeah, I did actually
Yeah, I did actually because I when you said that that was what the headlines said I thought it was her She's had a clone made and look Blown racker. She's got a kid that looks like her Well, how about odd is that blonde lettuce? Yeah, I mean, so that's Ryan Filipinos daughter with her right? Wow. They got a boy and a girl together. Oh Is there a Philip Philippe do we know and I'll say he is 52 He looks the same too Still got hair like a young Justin Timberlake. They still looks like he did freaking you know 30 years ago. Yeah, she is 52 years Hi, how about that I'll keep big old sweet symphony going for this guy movie director chocolate Directing movies like snatch and Guy richy guy richy Lockstock and then you got wrath of man He smoked marbles Gentleman, which I didn't like that much
Who is in that one? It's got Matthew McConaughey's in it Charlie Hunter. Hey, Hugh Grant's in it. Oh, I can't really tell you what it's about Kind of forgot It's your domain. I think it's about weed actually I think McConaughey grows weed in that movie. Oh really? Somebody takes me if it's not right Um And go to Hill too while you do too Somewhere else Go to the corner and blow it up That's the four corner now by the way You know what I think that comes from when they they sponsor ships available Is that you you told me you couldn't put me there and I said yes you can Let's just finish this over with 54 55 58 years old for guys. I think I can dang it guy. How does Madonna now like 65 probably you know what look it up if you want because I think that's probably right Well, I mean probably like her really just like 900 because she's a witch. Oh, God. She really is 68
Hard corner sponsor by re-wlaw about that Let's see I'd like to see Madonna like here's what one thing if I got like Space time travel besides going back and investing in certain things and and and trading people and not trusting certain people and Eventually I would get to Madonna and the Detroit was that where she was from yep Rock City was like limp right and I'd like her to never have just to see I wouldn't like to see what 68 year old Madonna look like without music and like what is what would 68 year old Madonna look like now the same Hey jaskai. I show up Madonna the likes you wouldn't rich. I like doing this with the what is every NFL quarterback look like fat As somebody did that news hilarious. I see I asked that the other day about members of Of Belbiv devol And yeah easy for you to say. Yeah, it's tough. Thank you. You're welcome pointing it out. Heckler. It is this big units birthday Oh
This is documentary didn't it's now a photographer? Oh, yes, he is talking about rock and randal Yes, sir big art. He'll give you an RJ. Big RJ randy Johnson. Yeah Remember the 93 all-star game. We're almost killed John Cric killed a bird live on TV as well. Oh my gosh. Yeah, we're all scott Crucky's head Yes, Bobby Cox would have called him The math page knows the math rule 63 63 she didn't fall in the math roll good because he is 63 years old the good units You nailed it. Yeah Dang it what is this song? Aras Smith you just reminded me of Something we missed this past weekend and it was totally not fault to be honest with you. We're not only that but
Our boy men's seal was in town I didn't see him I didn't keep tabs on it because we wanted to get him in How is it comes in here? very angry about that because Mrs X had Girlfriend in town and it's like you know, it's like hey good do that thing and she's like what do I what do we do? What what should we do? I said do whatever? I don't know like I don't think there's a male review in town Do you and she's like okay? We just got tickets to Carlisement see him like In Greenville shut. Yeah, come on. He's I was like God bless. I thought he wasn't coming till September Yeah I got a list of we're trying to we're trying to run down the man. I'm sorry. I missed him. Yeah me too. I love him He's he's been Like he's been a lot of whether he took jokes or not like there's people who Used that as ammunition to build their own career and now possibly
Be paid the most money ever to do a podcast but enough about Joe Rogan He was always great to us Joe Perry is it Joe Perry's word it is Joe Perry I was gonna say it's not Brad Whipford's birthday. So I was gonna give you a hint I used to have a thing for Joe Perry did you a lot of women did I used to have a thing for the band Perry Yeah Nice to wear a Perry else. Oh Never met him. No, yeah, I never met the guy Steve Perry looks like a buddy of mine. Oh, oh, oh, oh His balls I held both of his balls in my hand. Yeah, yeah J. Lord Perry recipes best winged ethnic shout out gaffney not East Gaffney but regular gaffney 75 Nice good song He is 76 years old today Joseph Perry. I don't have music for the sky, but I'll I'll reenact a clip of his What do I live Such he's old as hell now. Yeah, he's mean looks like it
I know it's first say I'll say the first name of page you'll fill it in But I don't want to so if you know it don't say page, but his first name's Bill. I remember that yep, Bill Eyes, boom. Would you like a hint? And I Not Do you want to say something funny at rhymes with there would your other do the last initial? Well, I was gonna say you could buy an oil filter from this guy if you need it to God I just bill grease monkey It's not bill auto zone No, it's not is it bill pep? It's not bill advanced auto park bill or Riley Bismarkey Baby you You got the point Bill O'Reilly 80 I think it's first name is Bill 81 77 years old for Bill O'Reilly and
Happy heavenly birthday bill bill bill Riley is not famous for mixing sweet tea lemonade. He's famous for golfing bug Arnold Palmer Arnold would have been 97 years old today Met him he's still a whole picture, but maddened. I never heard a bad thing about Palmer Heard a lot of best stuff about fuzzy. Will you sign her? Yeah, will you sign my golf ball? He's like yeah I said, I don't know if I get my whole name on there, and he just signed it a Palmer Yeah, that's kind of cool man. Uh, he was a kinky Palmer's grandpa No, no no no relations to Jim or Rosie Palm or her sisters. Shout out to Roger Maris Would have been 92 years old There's Maris. Oh, not the most famous yank. Yeah, call me Matt Harris Lost him in 1985, but Robert Parrish. I see you. Robert Parrish. Yes, right Right before the the home run thing started Yeah, try to see if I look to well, you know, I skipped a couple but
You know my apologies. Oh, they're chasing on him. Oh, definitely nothing and Colin Firth great actor Yeah, well actually on rose get true to Colin, you know, it's it's weird to be a junior Or even a you know, a third, but to be the fourth is some con force That's all I wanted to pick is like gollum Colin fourth be with you By the way, they each and every one of you listening right now Um I'm gonna play some Madonna tomorrow for rejoins. I want to do that Like he love You do the rain song too When it's going rain. Oh, that's a jackal song. When it's going rain. When it's going rain Oh, you can have it back. It's all poison take our cattle. Yeah, that's where we're getting on our
Hamburg move Fabo wait, speaking to that I paid $11 for ground beef yesterday, and I'm not doing it again The smallest pack the story Yeah, send it on my tariff check Tindamaya we love the man I I tell him I said you know what I can give you you know money money for the beard all our we can do the hamburger trade Yeah, he shook his fist rolled violent No, I'd be hamburger steak burgers for bacon hamburger shake Is that what's taking shake is you or why you order your food to get it each? Like a hamburger broth. Oh God, I'm surprised if that's the case you can go to five guys Jail and work as they can help you Well now I'm uh, she hard me up Why does she make you a slow homosexual? God, that was very rare You're both shy now I'm a town I want you to sing bully and dedicated to page no
Yes, for making me a slow homosexual. She is not a boss bitch. She's a bully bitch. She's a regular one That's right. All right page. What do you want? Remind me. What do we say? Thanks for uh Thanks for listening have a great day. I've been doing it in that voice. Wash your hands Yeah, but do it like paid like fat boy is the Do you bully voice He's good Tap type and text your message to TRG and 800774 0093 This is the rise guys point show At Vista print we know you've got that idea for your business like the one that nails the trade show Levels up your brand or make sure team say we're really doing this But an idea is just an idea until it's printed on signage giveaways custom apparel once it's in my hands on my team out in the world Then it's a happening. It's so happening. Vista print has thousands of products easy design tools and real support to turn that idea into something possible print your possible with code new 20 for 20% off your first order at Vista print.com
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