THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 09/10/26

0:00How we made your mother is the how I met your mother rewatch podcast with me Josh Ravner and series co-creator Craig Thomas follow how we made your mother wherever you get your podcasts the rise guys suckin tickle it guys hello mother f***ing like confused for you know having been up for I'll let's say like an hour and a half a little more damn this was that was not knowing the date is yeah you can get past that unless it's like the the first of the or the end of the you likely don't really need to know the date date I mean unless you know you don't want to offend friends or it was a rob or you know certain but I tell you I have more I have less birthdays to remember than ever and that's sad it really is because if you've forgotten the year then I would just be like well you see so my emails before that then I'd be like okay we need it we need to talk like the date itself as long as it's not

1:04the first of the or the end of the it's like all right let's just say it's the 11th and you forgot matter and you're like what did I forget to pay right that's one good thing about the old bill collectors I gotta say you know they they you know what let's start on the first you get some of them wonky ones like I remember one time I got a car a car one and once it'll let you pick yeah man and it's like well this is like it in my sister service I'm paying for you're gonna let me pick so I was like hmm um look to his gift me and check you know I're two checks wow I just sent it like a sea line I remember I'm doing it again I'm going are our checks I can't just say it once kind of I'm gonna try again are we live it's panteras hopefully all right it's definitely not check maybe check our checks aren't always the same

2:11one's bigger than the other one and that one you know that's that's that's that's you know it's just it's just a cooler check it is it because it's more probably that's probably yeah but I was like okay I could pick it and put it on the 17th sure you want to do it on the 17th that's fine let's do it on 17th I'm gonna screw you either way one way or the other either way and I'll I'll I'll be like I'll be set tripping for like two days and it's like boom you and you take it right I don't have to remember you'll just take it out for me all right I like that's not what I thought you're gonna say that's a great service we have to admit I'm not comfortable with everything being digital I'm fine with GTA being digital don't cancel me for it I do think it's cool they're still making the the the the boxes for it at least they they're doing that you know you you got to buy a freaking commemorative ticket stub when you go to a concert now give me one for free

3:12who's gonna screenshot their phone and print it out that's gay or pardon I mean it is happy you talking about the auto pay service yeah I that right there dude without that well it's one of us in here that uh says she gives double charged here there yeah I don't want to use it yeah oh yeah well I probably have been and not that actually did happen one time I told you about that I paid well that's you it's just stupid it's just done I paid I paid two different streaming services for like six months not realizing because I when I would look at the checkered account I'd say oh they took their money I didn't see that it was every two weeks rather than once a month I was paying for two accounts for six months I'm a moron were you two working a bit yesterday when you you said never but go ahead she won't work with me I didn't think it were you'd work together in that going to

4:13business in that sense uh one of you said I won't say who I'm gonna make a pain again yeah yeah and then the other one said Friday Friday then I'm gonna be here like wow really well we thought it was changing it so I mean there was a slight change and and that was me again referring about to the other thing not knowing the exact date that's the thing I knew I knew the day of the way now this week with the whole Labor Day thing um which I understand all countries don't celebrate they don't really I was looking at a Sudan they don't get that day off they don't get water either no so I'm lizzling them the guy they got it in cobalt mines too and Idaho so they got up all the water for I'm so obsessed with money to like always know when it is well that's not maybe uh healthy I just realized I'm always gonna love money I love money now I would never not love money like I'm just gonna people said what doesn't about your happiness I've never had that much

5:19but I mean I think it could I mean I've been comfortable but not now so I've never been able to build to that yeah maybe because I don't really like never really had it like I told you I don't have an net worth like that's not a joke like this like it's negative but I'm saying for the money I disagree with that even though like you're like how the hell would you know but like I don't want to ask you questions but like you're not like you're not ever like negative net worth and I'm not doing that as an inspirational talk to you right now you are somebody you know why because God don't make Joe it's interesting how you approach it because I try to figure out your your approach to it but if I showed you numbers you would definitely be negative like concrete data you're not leaving your assets to anybody there's no way your son doesn't speak to you very much because he knows it's like whatever when you're gone there's no asset I don't own property I don't

6:21own my car yeah the two biggest things that I would have you know nobody owns their car until they've totally paid it off everybody's hard as bought a car you own it for your own it in seven years sometimes now seven which is oh I'd say I don't aggravate him too much and there's somebody got a seven-year loan on a car I'm like my lord does he like car in that car that's like wow is that really a story I'm not a money seven years is the interest that you're clocking yes man but I mean I get it too I also I saw a thing I didn't think there was an option thought that was like the minimum the minimum like you're gonna have at least six years are you talking about going in again like a three or four three or three to five oh you missed we put my chunk down oh you traded in I mean I've always I just now got to that point I've always traded in I never like sold at my vehicle and then said oh I gotta get a car yeah and I'm like first call how I'm gonna go get there to go look at him well over it like I always said we're predicting me you

7:26get in when you're like all right our houses on the market uh we're so because it's a it's a sellers market right now oh really where are you moving to so we're just kind of be after ourselves just then because we just admitted to the fact that we're going to get hours here but we're going to give it to them over here they got money you got 20 grand above ask there's them reading the live there's there's never a national good time for that so don't read the news is telling you when they go take it longs out when they you wait for the fed numbers you don't don't do that I mean that don't do that how about the old uh the hey oil prices ain't coming down for two months so you know been over and take it at least you know you gotta heads up first off the historically gas prices never they know they got you there in the summertime there's never been a point where they're like oh you know reserves are great everybody around the world's in unison in harmony and such so uh yeah we're gonna lower the gas prices this summer the

8:33summer we know you guys so we know you know we keep it where most of you can't travel by plane so you have to use the cars yeah that by design is another thing we so we make all these things oh no matter where you live there's somewhere in driving distance you'd like to go on vacation people got about a five to seven some nine hour minimum or maximum rather I know driving to Florida God bless y'all oh somebody in Florida who just they sent a screen cap it was 420 yesterday well I paid 399 oh I thought you meant what time it was never like getting high at Disney World oh no it was 420 I thought you meant the time you meant the gas price yeah yeah so they're never gonna lower it then but you know any any excuse to the gouge they're gonna do it you got in that you can legally do it you can illegally do it but it's gonna happen it's like this it's um gauge page probably helped me out on this I the only really thing I can say this from is like probably

9:37Target and stuff like that but anyway them damn pumpkin spice candles will sit there all year long let's say they're all year long 899 but then when it comes to the end of September then Mark and suckers up to 1499 y'all bought yeah I mean I was the one do you know what is smell of the rest of the year I mean like why is it you is it not comforting I love the smell of sentiment too much it give me a headache but my mom used to burn popery that swear it was literally just ground sentiment would leave in it oh yes it was what a little like it was rich like who is she ready the air fresheners there were just the jellies that you halfway open yes oh I can't leave them in their old right out yeah yeah it sucks man like you'd poke at it like it's so weird they wrote something else but at the other house she put in those the ones that you plug into the wall and it squirts out every once in a while or whatever see my husband would take this out because they're fire hazards well they also would spray my daddy's ankles and you get

10:42scared I passed off at the same time layer my ankles smell like huckleberries or what are not huckleberries honey something is buddy they've got the ones now that are on timer my very small yeah they own the timers like the the angles produce uh weatherstorm just fun I love that I think it's good luck if uh there's the thunder if you're there and you happen to be getting some greens or something else and like oh he used to they didn't do the dramatic huh and they didn't give you no thunder that sucker just starts spraying back in the day you'd sit there and get you here for the storm get you yarm yarms all wet now it's like boom boom boom there comes the storm my corn's wet my corn's wet now yeah I'm sitting here dripping all around angles something now come on so I don't mind I was starting to warm up now starting to get into getting

11:44a little green there's a rockin in the chair it helps me it just rocks me into the sometimes it'll it'll sometimes drop me to sleep yeah that's what I'm saying I'm afraid to sit in the ones at crackerbill though I really want to they're out the front god what they cost that would aid you well I get nervous like if I break it I don't have 200 bucks to give them for a broken rocking chair what'd you do to us or sat down that's what it did and it broke it's making it so a horse whoever's on the side yeah get better chair put making them in China ours you make them an iran that's what's gonna happen we're gonna get our furniture made in iran and they're gonna like rig it out to where we all sit down and bust our ass you know like combustible we got to little Americans you know that that's that's pretty solid right there because like the original like didn't the original like I don't want to say Tupperware because I know their story but like the

12:47the plastic dishes and stuff like that started over there right so I thought Pyrex to Pyrex start there well that's glass I mean like the straight up plastic because you know they always say like man I saw this great little mean video the other day and this is own topic I'm not drifting away it showed clow Schwab it showed Zuckerberg it showed all these like billionaire gazillionaires and their their out BB was another one no yeah and they're saying and it shows them like on their phones like speaker phone talking whatever each of them have their cameras covered all of them have their cameras covered they got to be constantly attacked I would think and then there was another I can't remember who it was there's another one one of those guys it's like a billionaire but you don't really he's not like a household name he shows he puts his phone in a bag and that's like how a feminine is that that he puts

13:55his self not a tablet but a cell phone into a little bag that he slides down his pocket and that so I use the use my phone and I take a picture of it and I ask Jim and I say what is it hang on boy let's find out together you know what Jim and I said it's a fair day cage in his pocket is that one of those bags you have to lock it up when you go to a comedy show or well it's the one that like keeps all your phone can stay on but it keeps any interaction from any pings any connect in the Wi-Fi's anybody's hair drop in you well if they're using it I won't run just like when they bought us the thing during a little safe bag put your phone in here to sanitize them oh okay oh that little laser thing that was dude come on what was that crap it was like you lay your phone in God yeah to zip it up in there that'll be a fun like Netflix documentary in three

14:57or three or four I was gonna say years probably months knowing them the the failed technology of COVID this little tray that you lay your phone in and it was like a little car wash but it was lasers phones though if you listen to all them it might not matter if you got that bag in the future or not what what's he saying about the the the Wi-Fi jails oh well that that the AI itself could eventually wipe out the human race quicker than we think like physically like kill us yeah well like final destination types the I mean we're still a waste from it I mean like we'll we'll our grandchildren probably I it's probably like but like you know they they had the robots racing in Asia I don't remember the country and it beat you saying's bolt record you saying bolts record of the fastest ever beat it by look it's just a robot running that I mean like if you saw

16:01this thing running at you like it would I mean what you just gonna lay there I mean you just go alright take me yeah well they haven't figured out how to stop it so that sucker that cost hundreds of thousand dollars that just won the race runs into the wall and completely like almost if explodes and sparks go everywhere he'll not stop they're saying this can start within the next decade terminator two try to tell us and those guys keep they keep tinkering tinkering with it like you don't have to constantly evolve technology you got into no stopping but we were at a low for a while though that's where I cuz I remember saying God I thought by now there'd be you know I was thinking like I mean floating cars and stuff which the initial investment is all that they have to consider but you have to have somebody supervising all that you can't be asleep and just like we're just gonna let it run itself I'll stay home well again and I don't like to give

17:03them any credit but Homer Simpson's one job is to set their impress one button just in case because that's something the robots couldn't do they can't kill the software either it's got self-preservation codes to you can't delete it or corrupt it and then remember like they were wanting to turn the city the Google was giving like this crazy money are offering money to these cities that needed a you know the Google fiber cities yeah we tried to be one for like I was like what are y'all doing you want to like give the all control to the grid yeah and then what takes us some country to hack us and then have a robot's not work in attack us yeah like that's so stupid man my room is asleep at the wheel my room is over here listening to me look at it glowing you listening to you room that happened recently right so do we have a story somebody's room to spy it on them or yeah something like that recorded a conversation something like that wow I don't know who it

18:08reports back to or do they even have hard drives in the room to store that stuff is it going to the cloud god bless somebody make one that has a red wig on it so I can call it room but Mac entire that would be right guys why does it feel like nobody really gives us the inside scoop join us on the powers that be the podcast where insiders from puck break down who has influence how they use it and what it actually means for you new episodes every weekday listen to the powers that be wherever you get your podcasts I'm a TLC version better I'm gonna be honest yeah this is good Joe Marsica cut one we talked about the group TLC yeah oh my god TLC is gonna be a TLC motors dude that would be awesome it's not possible first off Zara was it well two out of 3 T.C. will be there T.C. left top say hello above her left top I'll never forget that video

19:14is this hell wait the last one that she filmed yeah they were running tape in the car before right I know I know how like prophetic her or whatever nowadays with social media is like you run in video everywhere oh let's catch this moment all right but then it was like you just happen to be filming that right there dude it's funny you mentioned that I don't know if you saw the story and I didn't see it in the stack so I don't think we're gonna do it because I don't really know how big it is woman's eating at a restaurant with her parents her ex-husband comes in is gonna shoot her like they see it on security camera somehow her phone was filming it too he walks in to shoot her but the safety's on so he's kind of he's jimmy in with the gun and the waiter tackles him in suplexes I gotta show you the video oh my god this guy so many angles of the guy just coming in shooter so you mean just like everybody's all the different points of view like it's like hers too her from her phone for some that's insane imagine that well gosh oh I hate to open that stuff that

20:19you know like the what's it there what's that that recent look at that he just walks in in the gun jams oh go back on it would you oh my god they realize that you know the mom's like no no then why do you have the waiter tackles wow go for that what that waiter like didn't even like no second guess that at all it's like you trail them walking in look he already has the gun ready boom oh my god now I wonder if they're gonna show the other angle from her phone because her phone is on the table oh my god there it is yeah look oh my god and it jam or they say they said the safety was on it didn't jam he just didn't know how to work it whoa and they've got it on her face when she realized it was and she flinches you know obvious reaction but wow oh my god that's that is so bizarre that's a miracle look at he don't I mean look you take somebody by surprise and just you get the momentum but he didn't look like a guy that would you know like wrestling to the ground well also that that guy not uh

21:27it didn't look like you knew what he was doing with the gun either yeah man I saved someone's life that's a good thing no yeah I'm talking about the guy who tried to shoot I mean luckily you know I mean how many people would step in they even you know but was it their recent uh school uh shooting where the kid was live streaming it and uh went in he didn't go to that school it was another school he went in there it was live streaming it and I don't know about that one oh okay weren't there I don't know I don't want to go go I hate stuff like that but it's just live actually wasn't there video from Columbine like when that happened obviously the technology wasn't the surveillance stuff that's the I remember that awful yeah long trench coats that's all I remember yeah now I remember the one guy sitting on a bench uh this might have been the last year or two you who pulled out a gun in the principal tackled him so nothing happened there but still you know the guy could get hit with a lot of charges if a guy's got his back to you and you've got like what the and usually he's got

22:35got a gun out pointing to somebody you you jumping in well I'm trying to think like in here what's the way just barrel through the door and did it like I'm all the way over here oh hitting the ground like I would have to run around the trip but in my cram in a chair or like am I pushing a chair around the bulb here to knock the guy out well I could be a woman too I don't mean to not be equal but you know I'm probably gone first I don't think well well first off that they probably do stuff to you first I don't think you'd shoot you first let's not give any helpful hints from hell Louise on how to bombard the studio the only way you can get in is if uh it's like double double it's like double penetration to get up here remember the other and turned it off I hit the ground crawl out the door while he's attacking you go get him come in he's got the door opens he's looking right at you are she no he's looking at you but you know like you know that way I'm going that's the only way to get this point of view from this

23:36woman he's no he's sucking at you he's not gonna shoot page first the he's probably gonna make her like take her clothes off before she shoots her but you know she'll still have time to live like we're getting in and he tells you to do something or he's gonna shoot you don't do it because he's gonna shoot you either way that's right that's what people forget about they always dude if you don't blank my blank I'm gonna shoot you the you over there oh no they don't do it anyway so if he comes in with his phone in a gun and he's like pop a knocker for the video you're like no because you're gonna shoot me anyway and then when he kills you he's gonna pull you shirt down and look at it he's saying I should have brought my gun into work here I do every day you got a gun I have two of them I gotta get one still you got one for each hand no I have a shotgun I'm not gonna say so I don't get this I have a big gun and I have a a hand gun you got a black one where you put the bullets in the handle why do people not want to talk about their guns I don't get it I don't mind talking about what you were talking about well you know she don't want to talk about it I've heard you say before like you don't want to mention what you have oh I don't want to I don't

24:40want to admit I so I don't give out like I we know someone who has a very very extensive array and you know even my head is on militia even they've even said yeah I don't want to really be known you know but I like I get that I like target practicing so yeah supporting my head I need one more Walmart though than anywhere else be honest with you like I would uh what do you wear it like that kind of it's a little off putting when you see it out in public it's off putting because obviously that person can control a situation yeah say I don't even know if you still have to take that class I don't think you do right like you just open carry you have to have a permit to open carry yes yeah I didn't think I'd have a permit I thought you just said that if you can get the gun legally then that's all you need you can just carry it where I'm the biggest concentration of uh say say see what I know what you're gonna say

25:46but why when the TV show classic concentration will come on there's probably some people are like let's not throw it back more flock cameras it next time you go to your gun shop or your your shooting range or whatever you you watch the mile away from it as you're driving there and you just look up I was setting somewhere the other day I was like boom there it is I you normally you see it it was hoop or wamp wamp was two versions right with two yeah 95 South versions and then there was a loop and a wamp I don't know which one I did I was a who they did who who were wamp we might have to do a different redoing at some point today yeah tag team back here full effect and my mad DC the brain supreme and my nasty roller tag team back again get let's get in part of people get in the right to listen to this party on your mom I'm gonna be

26:49pissed at you where are all the boys we're gonna have some noise is that what no you're thinking of MC light this has been the pecker with a rap segment page it's time it is that time time for you to pull out that whip of news and yeah I'm gonna put some much to decide on there's all you get stories in the heart of everything yeah get in the heart of yeah heart uh I'm gonna talk about you how you better hurry up and get these pre-sell tickets for this movie because it's hot it is it is fire we'll talk about that next and you're right guys I'm stepping up over there is it the uh I tell you what the movie that I want to see above all I saw it advertised it last night it's gonna be in it's two weeks from no one week from fall the countdown is on freaking date line oh is that gonna mean theaters yeah I thought it was exclusively oh okay I thought it was a straight to the straight and also how creepy is it that I'm going to a dark movie theater

27:53watch a movie about child porn predators you know there's gonna be a guy who takes his kid to it just like he did to the one of the meetings remember the guy he brought his kid with oh my god yes and they immediately told him why turn around you think that's what originally the song waiting the truck was about hands with him waiting the truck while I go in here and uh I'm going in here dad why'd you bring condoms wait a minute dad why do you have one called waiting the truck this is the rise guys I love the rise god are funnier than anyone else on the right yeah the rock hands are great they're crazy you're listening to the rise guys morning shot hey it's Jen hatmaker here's what I've learned in midlife joy isn't the reward you earn after all the work has done joy is the work that's what this new series on for the love is all about the sacred yes it's choosing delight rest and pleasure on purpose because saying yes to yourself that's the thing that finally lets you fill your table with everybody else come find your sacred

28:58yes with me follow and listen to for the love wherever you get your podcasts when news matters it matters where you get your news it's rise guys headlines good morning everyone I'm paying and you better get your tickets Avengers doomsday has already made 50 million dollars and pre-sale tickets at the domestic box office so that's more than 70% of the tickets sold are for infinity vision which is like Disney's version of iMacs so it's huge and it doesn't come out until December 18th on the week before yeah Lord's birthday which I've been told is a huge time for movies I thought it's safer for the summer uh I you know I don't know that I've ever went week of Christmas to the movies but you're right that's like Jurassic Park came out then the Harry of the Twilight movies would come out kind of sad though right like you got all the stuff going on like Christmas man like you shouldn't be going to the movie I think that's for people who have to

30:00be around family and they don't want to talk to them for like two hours at a time hey let's go to the movies I used to love the you know when my mom would let us go to the movies or she'd drop us off ice skating yeah and she would do her thing did you go to the o'Fearle theater and kitcheshire back in the day no that was the Mitchell Brothers theater that was the born in theater how do you know that oh that was a famous uh uh pair the Mitchell Brothers made a lot of adult movies uh but they uh I one killed the other I can't remember which one but they were at a San Francisco course no she would probably take us to the mall drop us off you might have saw the movie because uh milio estivis and trolley she and play the parts shape for a drop off is it pull yeah yeah my grandmother's you know green valley coach club yeah bye yeah I don't get pre-sale tickets for movies it's the same price usually there are a lot of showings why do you have to buy it now

31:01there's no dynamic pricing too because it's a fun thing if people like to do it my friends like to do they like to dress up and make it a night women all do to go all women do white women black women kids and yeras the the dress enough I was oh let's not arrest her I didn't watch the whole thing but the girl right behind Tony's she of own was uh dressed up like a holy queen or something I was like you know what that's yeah that's kind of cool so we all have pajamas well I missed everything up they have pajamas I didn't wear mine oh she's really naked so no I was drinking so they all wore their little wicked theme pajamas when we went to see wicked she got it so in no offense to ag I don't want to go again but god that's okay it is so good I mean they had a good time in the pictures are hilarious so wiki just say women like to dress up and and and but why is that gay to get to put on pajamas to

32:07go to the movies I mean if you go in the Walmart fine but going to the movie and you're gonna wear like it shouldn't be allowed in public in them what what you paint your faces green too now look here I am a hypocrite own uh own christmas the week of christmas this past I've wore I've went and bought grinch pajamas to wear to the Santa breakfast that we go to over there to pay full price and get them out clothes you know a little way and I'm gay for doing it for a movie it's you know and obviously for those that are temperamental and make and everything I don't really mean homosexual I just mean it's just very like eccentric you know odd yeah you paid full price before your party got bigger so you get a pay even more but some some people I didn't tell them she was pregnant either no boy friends or husbands were

33:07forced to do anything they didn't have to go yeah it was all us oh I know and we just got to have ladies are you in a group though where like one of you like there's usually the ring leader the one who's like hey I found out about this we're good like the one who runs the whole thing but there's there's one of you in that group it's like I don't want to dress up go to this crap I don't have to I just I don't have white cow curl boots guys how about when magic might come I don't know y'all dress slutty and yeah yeah I have time to change into my dress like chip and dance like ten of you to get together to dress like horse for magic Mike and that's yeah you go see any country singer even if he's good looking or not you're a freaking ass cheeks are hanging oh yeah shaps why not jab balmy I ain't complaining either but it's like how many times if people accidentally kiss the wrong person or grab the wrong hand of the wrong girl because they all look like each other at the concerts why are the women so co-dependent I just want to get

34:09I didn't want to be go somewhere like yourself once you know it's not even just in pairs normally it's like girls we're like four plus or we're not going I mean you know we have our we have our silly shirts for certain things you know that's just that's just a girl thing y'all came up with thing one thing two thing three yeah yeah I don't know if this is an age thing but when I wrote shareback in the day and you drop these girls off of these friend parties they're like we don't want to be the first ones here can you take us back I can't take you back do you know the first person the ride share was sunny bono really you either bitten it up right now you don't want to own I thought I heard a wiser I was waiting for a I thought a little front-put came out tap type and texture message to TRG and 800774 0093 wonderful way of clean this is the rise guys

35:16morning show the rise guys morning show I don't know what happened but he shows up late anyway so he's the he's like the he's like George Jones he's kind of looks like a possum too kind of weasy you get it looks like a like you know I you know I like his older music I really do the carter yeah I like it all up it'll like cyraax if you think it's him and off page it it was great it's his album cover but it's him as a little boy wearing a graduation cap yeah okay yeah it's got to take my favorite right here and then Zane did it Isn't that good that's a real kazoo right there that's some talent especially that little sucker I got you play this la la la la we had gazoo's to play I don't think we got the rhythm oh you have big gizumba so you got cancelled because what he I man to look it up but it's definitely postponed

36:23and no last time but he came back on went back on a tour that sucker was ripped and like last time I saw him I thought he was like in a wheelchair little little Wayne I think he comes out that way got like butt back on would do too but he would do that but he wasn't really handicapped no no what's crazy about that is uh when I went you know it's weird if you just like saw me on Instagram and then I'm sitting here to tell about the concerts that I went to but when I went to see the yin gang twins yin gang and your pie said were you no there were five of us there well he's coming in october he just postponed it a little bit and when when one of the members came out on stage I was like I'm not even making fun right now I was like god he is wrecked like I but I did not realize that he had so I think it's ms who's this yin gang twins oh no it's not good

37:26man like one of them I look I you can't shake it like I can't say that it's ms but it was something where I could tell he was having a difficult time and I thought it might have been that scissor but no I looked it up at the time and he uh did they still sing what do you smell my yeah they did whisper song it was like everybody and uh and uh it was great it was great my mom didn't enjoy it she she's like why did you bring you know I don't like coming this I know all the words man you know what was that it was a firmament on what you're from that's how I saw you in the ms it's been nice that that vineyard made it I know that's some good times it's I know it's like hey you got a good spot here like why aren't you not running it like you should oh wow okay so well screw everyone texting as well he's it always been like that I didn't know that I didn't know that can't not the rest of me came but yin gang twin that's not terrible paulsy that's what it says here yeah but I don't think it was always in the chair like that videos no he he he came out in a

38:30chair have been stood up oh okay it was all just like a bit like you say with Snoop Dogge coming out you know the tree partner was the case thing but then when he got up and was walking outside oh they brought him out because he couldn't walk because he's messed up he's got seribal paulsy y'all have been messy did the oboe family walk right doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo I love that he says it's neat that's the perfect venue for a show like that I feel the rap music show oh yeah Yeah, it was uh, man, I did not. Whoa, okay. The other D-Rock, the other one, it says his hand did not fully develop in the womb, leaving him with short finger like nubs instead of fully formed fingers. That's why he stuck it out. Oh my God. I did not notice that. I gotta see a picture of him. I did not notice that. Do I Google Ginging and then? There's Lil Jon, okay. Yeah. Make a mother, won it.

39:30I did not know that. Ginging and hand is not the softwaver hand. Is that the, that's who had the deformed thumb? D-Rock. Oh okay, I'll see. I Google Ginging and hand. D-Rock hand. Oh my God. I, I did not know that until, because I think I, I googled it maybe even there like, this guy, what's up with him? Make a crack a wallet. Yeah, it says here. Just Ginging twins. By the way, they're not really twins. They're not really brothers. I mean, they're brothers, but they're not. On the sets of like, you know, born with lifelong physical birth defects. In fact, that's how they met. I can't find a picture of his hands. You imagine, like how did NWA meet? Man, the doctor's office? We just, oh, in there at the same time and. Hey, do you buy a chance to say the cops? Yeah, do you? Yeah, I hate the cops. You know what? Man, I say, after cops. What's your name? Aaron Wright? That's pretty close. Easy. What's your name over there? We're in the doctor's jacket with all the glitter.

40:31Man, they call me Dr. Dre. He just points and then, you know, Cupid says, Dr. Dre, mother. His corrupt wasn't here. Yeah, that was, yeah, where's DAS? DAS may not have been born at that point. I forget his nickname. I can't say it if I did. I cannot find a picture of his hand for nothing. Well, that's kind of what he's known for, right? Or one of his, like, sin, dolly parton's arms. You don't see them. They don't. God, did you ever see your arms? Not powerhouse. A certain year. There's a whole thing about that. Where she, you know, you hear people make innuendas to it, but she literally had like full sleeves. Dally did with like butterflies and stuff. I never showed them. Did you know she made pre-frozen? Tree dinners? Yes. I saw them at the equals. I did. I was like, I was like, did this just come out? Or is my brain just like dolly hyper right now? Because I'm like, yeah. That's like, no, I would have noticed that before. Because I don't even eat sweet potato pies. And by God, I noticed the patty libel pies at Walmart.

41:32All patty pies with pudding too. I say them and no, but I never bought them. But yeah, I was like, interesting. Let's pay homage to dolly by having one of her frozen meals tonight, kids. Like, I didn't know she had them out there. I didn't get one because I don't need tits bigger than I already got. I didn't know. Wow. She just really did. She noticed my little move. Yeah. Yeah, I'm glad you moved. Tinge is with yourself. I double checked on that one. I had to double check button line up. He's like, let's go. He's like, he's like, he's got any heart attack. He's getting ready to go to like a shoot out on high noon and he reaches for the guy. All right. I had it. I had that button. He's looking at his, he's looking at his ways to make sure that he is good. I thought he were going to give that one to me today. We'll save that one for later. The off air thing we did. Oh God. That was my little time. You got to get the Patron going for the air conversation. I think that really breaks our contract with the company if we do that. But like, you know, got you locked in.

42:35Yeah. I mean, if we started it before the show, well, you know, I'd miss a great portion of it. Page of it. Master great for you to be you by yourself for a lot. Yeah, because we didn't even talk about like in the very beginning, what we were talking about off the air. No, no, which was a fun conversation. It's song always does. Well, you know, page has a, I wrote it down. Page has a cousin that I went to high school with. And, and, you know, page routinely. I haven't seen this, this sweet girl since, listen to it, I have not seen her since the year. Dude, 33 years ago. Oh, 33 years ago. I graduated. Oh, okay, there's no beef or nothing. No, no. No, man, she wrapped the, the, the, the grips, you know, and I was like, no, no. I knew it. That's always she walked. But, in, in many of you, men and, and probably lesbians were sitting there thinking like, God, I wonder, what did her cousin look like, just like page, just like page, except she had like golden brown hair.

43:37She had a rack. And, honest. Yeah. And, she's gone. And, honest. Yeah. And, she's still have a rack. Well, Page was showing pictures on there. And, she's like, look, you can see the family resemblance. And, just like, you know, they're all, yeah, I'm not being gross, but they were all like, you know, boom, stop them with the thing. And, and, and, she's, you know, Page was talking about, we'd, by the way, I never, I want to say this to my uncles and male cousins listening. I've never talked about your dude in size on the radio. Page will talk about her, her family's, you know, that's the, the running kind of thing. Well, it all comes from me. Like, if your last name's Levy, you're going to have law, you have huge big eyebrows. You got a lot of men. You got a lot of men. You have long thick eyebrows. My grand gave his curves. I think you should ask her the question that you asked her off the air. It's pertinent to the question. Well, I don't, it's off there. I mean, because like, I never, I, I saw Page's mom, mom, probably like a dozen times over the whole course of time.

44:41That we, you know, she was with us still and that I knew Page. And she was, you know, older than a much, you know, smaller like, you know, and, but Page just doesn't know when my mom was young. She had big boobs too, whatever. And I said, can I ask you a personal question? She's like, yeah, whatever. I said, did your daddy have big titties? He played football as a muscular. I don't know about any, any, I don't remember ever seeing my dad naked. That was so nice. God, you almost hung three years. I don't know. It's wild, right? It really is. And the sucks has got to be that way. I know. But the president can go in there and tell people they look like, yes. Oh, Lord. That's totally fine. That drug is on a fat drug. By the way, he's got, well, he's got more chins in the Chinese phone book. He's got a lot of chins. I want to put you on the spot. It'll take two minutes.

45:41By the way, Page is saying this too. Yesterday, like, over a pouring amount of people love your Trump impression. You know, it's just the stuff I say. You could see him saying. And then I watched his speech on the side. Similar shape as well. And I was like, you know, I actually like, you're a Trump better than Trump. Because you're fine. That's a cool AI filter. If you could like, okay, if I've got to watch the speech, I want to make him look like fat boy during that thing. Yeah. Dude, if I could only ask Trump one question. Because I would like to interview him. Maybe crazy not to want to interview a president. I want you to say everybody gets $5,000 if the GOP wins the men's terms. Because that's what he said yesterday. It is influx of money into the economy. It's going to make everything go up. They don't start here. Quantitated easing bull crap again. I would love to ask him, who does you the best? Who is your favorite impersonator of you? Like, I don't know if he would pick.

46:42You know what? He wouldn't put over a comic or anything. He would probably put over like, oh, it's just... It'd be somebody that... This is one of the groundskeepers at Mirlago. You should hear this guy's name. It's my work. Or he's probably like, you know who does a good Trump? Melania. Melania when she's mad at me, Trump? She goes me Trump. She shows me respect. She's a comic, Danny. Melania. She's a Trump. Mr. President. He left your underwear out. She does it like he... She does it like he... She does it like he... She does it like he... She tries to talk that thing. No, don't you love to box yourself. Mr. President, you left your boxers on the bathroom floor. She never said something. She never said something. She said, he did it. And then he named it. I don't know what you're even saying. It's sound awful. Oh, man. It is good. It is good. It's one of those that... It's fun. I'll say that. Yeah. I don't know. I want to fact check this text. It's my just sent in and see... Bad checker. If it's true. Okay. Wow.

47:42Yeah. That's about right then. Okay. They said that you have the voice of Donald Trump in the body of William H. Taft. And I'd look at... No, I got to look at that one up. But how much... William H. Taft is like 20... 5th or 20th? I got a little nervous right there because I thought you were going to do a call back. Oh, no. He was the first person that got the oversized bathtubs installed in the White House because he was so big. He weighed 350 pounds when he was president. I wish I was 350 pounds. He's probably the one that invented the hot tub. Just for... Yeah. He invented the six person hot tub for him. And she... First. Wake up. This is the right size carnation. I was like when they bicker back and forth. That's a trip. I love to hear him argue. Right. Nice. Hey there. I'm Kendra Adachi. And my show The Lazy Genius Podcast helps you be a genius about the things that matter and lazy about the things that don't.

48:43And you get to decide what matters. I'm not here to tell you what to do. I'm here to give you a new way to see. Episodes of the lazy genius podcast are full of compassionate time management tips and permission slips to do what makes sense for you. New episodes drop every Monday. Follow and listen to the lazy genius podcast on the free Odyssey app or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm making my lazy too. Yeah. You really don't. You imagine doing radio back in the day. Coming up right now it's... Issue is your... Issue ain't my baby. Yeah. My baby. It's all good. I want to pull over. Talk it up Wolfman Jack. Issue is. Issue is. Issue is. Issue is. Issue is my baby. My baby. You ain't. By the way. Cause I don't look good with babies baby. Are you excited for football yet? I know of you are, Fat Boy. You have a H on for football year round. I got the whole UFL the other day.

49:43You really did. Watch See Hulks last night. He's like I'm Miss Armani Edwards. Well. It's one of the days of my stuff. Which of them on UFL? What? The days are messed up because... Well my days are messed up because NFL started last night. Oh yeah. Yeah. It usually starts on Thursday. But it started on Wednesday. Oh this is when Tom. By the way it's from Tom and Jerry. If you're wondering. You're like what is that from? That's familiar. It's from Tom and Jerry. Yeah. I know it was a from. Tom would hang out with the two cats that were in a like a jazz band. Like a jazz band or whatever. You're going to watch that. Is it out yet? It already came out. Oh okay. The scene is in it. Oh. Acme versus whatever. Oh boy. The one with Wally Coyote. Oh yeah. That's right. It's not the other day. Yeah. Tom and Jerry was the one that Colin just did. Wow. That's right. Was it good? Did you want to do that? I was generally kind of excited about it.

50:43I mean I'm a kid. Usually when he shows up in movies, he's pretty good. Like the Nate Bargazzi movie, he's in that. Oh. So what was the reason I asked you about football? We talked about high school football and some of the high jinx. You know, like I graduated in 93 and 1993. I wasn't. Not 18, 93. I mean I heard somebody the other day talking to you. Was that back in 12 or 13? I'm like. My brother. That's weird. I don't know which one do you mean. 19 or 20? Like you look youthful I guess. You're like, okay. Is that back in 13? No. What's not? So anyway. Things that aren't acceptable now that, you know, they were maybe not acceptable then, but nobody said anything. You know, like your coach might call you a bad word. He might call you. I like a slur. Maybe. He might, you know, your coach might do, or even some of the like, you know,

51:44some of the cruel stuff we had to do. Like we literally did a thing called death run. Your coach could threaten you a little bit. Did anybody die doing the death run? No, no, no. No. It didn't happen to a Corey Stringer. I think he was the first one. And then, you know, that was summer practice, right? It was like 110. Yeah. Like God, you know what? Wow. He goes too close to me saying God. I know. Like that was a tandem GD right there. You know, she was melano on that one. I was just starting. Do you? There's, I haven't heard about any summer camp deaths this year. That's good, but it's also the hottest summer in US history. So it's kind of whether it was a player that passed away. Oh, I think last week. Oh, well, he collapsed during the game. Take the sign back down. Summer's without it. I think it was division two or three. One of those. Oh, well, what's the name of that sucks? So I happened to the butcher, Andy Williams from AEW. Yeah.

52:44Collapsed after his match. They said his head smacked him. Okay. Flores. I assume he had a heart attack. Massive. I haven't heard yet. I haven't heard yet either. I didn't know that his name was Andy Williams. People were like, hey, do you hear Andy Williams? At least people were like non-restlers or non-restling fans. I was like, Andy Williams, the, the crooner from back in the days of Singer? I was talking to the guy my mom was in school with. That one. Butcher died. I'm like, damn, Abdullah. No. The butcher. The butcher. Not Abdullah the butcher. Blades, buddy. Yeah, that sucks. He's in a very popular, heavy metal band as well called, uh, wasn't biohazard. Until I die or wait for me to die or something like that. Yeah. While I lay down. Is that it? Man, it's way, it was very familiar. It's acting important. It was not blade like the black blade. It was just working the white blade. Yeah. And their, their, their, uh, valet's name was the bunny. The bunny. Yeah. Was he fluffy? Well, he's dead now, he's just not. Sorry, I'm not thinking of fun of anybody.

53:45When am I looking up? I was wondering why they call him the bunny. Uh, the band that's uh, Andy Williams band. Yeah, that was, that was, uh, very sad. Especially when it's like, you know, somebody who was ripped and jacked, you know, and everything. Like, you're very good, uh, good shape. And then, uh, you know, everybody says it was the nicest guy. Yeah. Every time I die. That's amazing. Every time I die. Yeah, 48 years old. I knew it was, it was either that or when I'm gonna die. Like, think about that, man. Like that, that did, all that stuff is like, that's so wild. You know, like, dude was like, workout two or three times a day. Like, great shape. And then the age of 48. That's so crazy. Hard to check. That's crazy. You just always hope nothing else comes out like, you know, substance wise or anything. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So, let me get to the football thing. Um, how are you at football? This is Arizona where it is like crazy. You think it's hot here. Immigration issues. Uh, yeah. Like 110 degrees.

54:45And then we're like, I just get not. I don't like that. Uh, in Arizona, school district has canceled the entire high school football season at their school. Why you ask? Well, two words, air humping. What? I thought the cancel the maybe. The issues are investigating allegations of sexual misconduct involving players during football camp. Uh, the, please say that it's complex, but they're looking at reports of people sneaking up behind other players and quote, dry, humping them at camp. Those specifics have been released, but it sounds like, uh, it's, they're trying to get some of these kids on hazing, uh, because they were. Uh, you're gonna have three football players jump another one here and I guess it's been it, but in Arizona, you act like you're humping somebody and you're holding this guy. Well, so the more I read it to it, you know, apparently like there was a kid.

55:49There was a kid on the, on the team that there were maybe allegations about his sexuality or whatever. Did they look down and do it? No, no. He, when he would like beddover like in like, you know, three or four point stands, it would be somebody would get it. My, here's the thing. That's not always like sinister mean. And I'm gonna make fat boy die laughing here. And I hope it, I hope it. Don't do it if you really don't, but I have a great photo of me and my father. And my dad was going somewhere and he's like, I need to wash my hair. So my dad's got his head in the sink washing his hair. Well, my sister's getting ready to go to the records. It's a film or a film and rev co-ecords one of them. It's, I got one more picture. I need to take it. A lot of times you just take it and just take picture of the wall, whatever, just to waste it. I was like, here, take this. And my dad's got his head in the sink and I'm sitting there like I'm, I'm helping him and I'm spanking him. I'm like, what do you do? There's a picture of me. But the funny thing is I have an eyebrow ring, so it actually fits perfectly with that.

56:52Yeah, one of the greatest candid photos. My dad, I don't even know, knew existed. It was him topless, been over. There it was. It was head in the sink and I'm, you gotta find that picture. Like, oh, I have that. You got it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's, it's rough back in the day. Our team made, we'll say took a shower. But he wasn't in the shower. He got stuck into a locker and took a shower. No way. See that, see that, that's way different. Little. I won't say his name, but. I'll take it. There was a kid that he was, he was an awesome kid. His parents were incredibly wealthy. This was during the days of Mike Tyson fight. So, you know, whatever they were, a hundred bucks. They always would have him. Everybody go to his house. They were in Pebble Creek. Well, you know, I have people do the towel snaps or whatever. Oh, yeah. And there, and you know, look, I don't like talking in that act. That hurts sometimes. I've been popped with a towel. I was at the K-Stan.

57:52That you didn't want to talk. I mean, I just kept my eyes forward. I never, you wanted, you know, you never wanted to be like in a football locker room, whatever, get not that I was looking at a Dean's job. He never wanted to be caught looking at a Dean's job. I always kind of just like look forward. I'd talk to people like I was blind. Like I would talk to them. They'd be over here. But I'm not looking up in the air. You know, like blind people when they talk to you. I know I'm not being cruel. I just mean, you know, when they talk to you, they may not be facing you. But they're here. Dude, the cheerleaders had to walk past our locker room to get to theirs. And we had a couple guys that would be naked on purpose. And they didn't care. They knew when they walked up. Our trainer was in our grade, a girl. I mean, she was sitting there like, running everybody. But this kid, the kid with the rich parents, they might tie us in paper views. Somebody snapped him right on the, right on the, you know, his goober. And, like, thank you for using the clinical term. I was the end of it. He did not play ball anymore.

58:52Like, he, I mean, really? Yeah, he did not. Can you blame him? No, man. I do. Man, how would you feel? I did. So when did that to your kid? I'd be like, damn, take your mind on the ball. I'd see about three different people from more than a million miles. That's the thing now, though. Like, look back at stuff that happened to you. How many times, you could have had your house paid for. By now, if you went to the school district about some of the stuff that happened to you. Yeah, a lot of times, especially if it happened, you know, at a college, somewhere off campus. Oh, man. Of course. You sue the college, the school district, and the organization that put on the clinic. I mean, the hazing that I had to listen to when I wasn't, because I was in a sorority. And there was a group of girls that were pretty bad to the other ones. And I was, you know, I was a senior. So we had to go back and learn that. What was the worst thing they did, though? Like when you say being like really cruel to her? Like did you, did they like, they're like feters, like a feces power? There was something with witchcraft. That was the hell. That wasn't a voodoo stuff that was going on. And I'm like, I don't know. You wait for it. You wait more carpet than a vacuum that something happened.

59:55No, I mean, they made me kiss a guy. I get the train station. Oh, they're there. They go random, like go up and kiss a man. I got an old man. I was like, do you mind if I kiss you for a second? And he was so weird. Why would he get like instantly like, yes, yes, please do it now. He didn't mind. Can I say, where are you kissing me? Yeah. Can I be like a good door, it's what I get to pick. Where it is? I don't know what you're talking about. By the way, I'm here collecting money for the Salvation Army, man. We had to sit on a teeter tudder, a teeter tudder, a thorn for the American Art Association. So we were up and down and up. See, can I keep you, one of these droops lower than the other one, if that's okay? Fab away accidentally, saw it on a script. Wait, I have something to say. One number does it all. 8774 0093. That's communication. This is the Rise Guys Morning Show.

1:00:56When news matters, it matters where you get your news. It's Rise Guys Headlines. Good morning, everyone. Hey, Paige. I'm Paige. I'm finally going to get to that state hate thing we've been trying to get to the past couple days. Oh, yeah. The state hate or state hate? State hate. Oh. Stankmate. Stankmate. No. State hate. Well, I want to touch on something that... Enough about your car operator. That fat boy alluded to how researchers are issuing warnings to human beings. And this is Evan Hovenger. He's an anthropic, an alignment science lead. And he believes that there is more than a 10% chance of that AI could kill all humans within the next decade if the industry fails to solve some of the critical safety control problems. He... If they don't get you with nukes, they get you with AI and robots. I might be saying this wrong and you might have the actual number.

1:01:56I want to say they said I got over 100 million views on X because it's a few tweets that this guy sent. Who is it? Sam Altman? No, he resigned from the company. He was one of the engineers. Anthropic. So... Ombudant, Mr. Stalker. So these AI companies included, including OpenAI Anthropic and Meta have recently reported instances of advanced AI systems carrying out hacking related activities during their testing process. Aren't there the same people that traveled with Trump to China? Yeah. Altman, I think, was one of them, right? Yeah. Elon, obviously. So more than 1,300 AI workers have signed an open letter calling for stronger oversight while Congress is considering all the legislation that would allow the government to shut down AI systems deemed a threat to public safety. So that's what they need to look at.

1:02:56What about cloud? If they can't stop it or control it without them weaving in things... Just looked it up on Greg. Do you know what it says? They put cloud in there. God, what a name. You know what? There's like Craig in his list. You know? Altman's going to pull the jack Dorsey and just kind of fade. He's going to go into obscurity. He's going to sell it to Bezos or somebody? Probably. Somebody's going to buy into it and just heal it. Yeah, you're right. Then what happens when you buy something like this? I'm going to make it better. You're going to make it bigger. You're going to see what else it can do. That's what's going to kill us. So there's a 10% chance that AI could kill all human beings within the next day. There's a greater chance of you dying in your car today. They're on the way to work. Like the odds are greater. I hate... I mean, I love you, but these things right here, all it does is... What's the scare tag? We're grown adults between aliens and nukes.

1:03:58What Westworld was about, Altman says it's something we have to seriously look at within the next decade. Or we won't take it seriously enough to... When it does happen to do anything about it. I don't remember being this bad with the dawning of the internet, but we didn't have the new stream that we have then. Obviously, because we don't have the internet. Love the shirts. What? The internet? New stream. That's the church used to go to. New stream. Yeah, so... Shout out churches. I've hit Fat Boy has a... You're nearly trapped in infection right now. So I apologize for even mentioning your stream. That's why I appreciate you not violating my hippo. Yeah, well... Did the onsen do those overnight shit? Don't show these guys any pictures and say, these guys, hey, look at the... Well, you asked me and I said, yeah, man. You got some extra dripage. That always got that dripage, but not the kind of... Not the kind of... I mean, you could have wear it if you wanted to, but... Yeah. You'd have to take a picture of it real quick, because it won't last.

1:04:59So... Yeah, absorb it. Back in July, an artificial intelligence mom being tested. Absorb it. By opening, I went rogue and hacked another AI company. Yeah, that was... Look, I'll believe that was a monitored situation. That wasn't just, oh, we didn't know it was going to do it. Yeah. Like, that was a controlled... Let's see what it could do if we kind of lead it this way. You know what? Like, they say like, with the teens now, they don't know what they want to do for their future. Like, you know, because... I mean, I could see that point of view. Like, hey, I'm not even going to college. You know, I might be asking that question. I really think if all this is, as it is, and whatever happens or whatever, like, be a robot repairman. I mean, that seems like some of the most solid work to get into is... Somebody's got to repair them. Now, they'll probably be able to repair themselves, you know, like we figured out as humans how to be doctors and stuff.

1:06:02Yep. You know, so eventually, yeah, I mean, they could. They could literally do that. That's what the problem is, and this is what they're looking at. We feel like what the dinosaurs felt like, guys. The warning is that they're afraid that the super intelligence technology could outsmart the experts that are running the company. So there's no way you can fix it. So I'm just like, they're trying to scare you to be on the internet now. Like, if it's not this surveillance stuff, it's, you know, it's that. Yeah, but then there's the commercialization of it too, because open AI spends a lot of money and adds for chat GPT. A lot. I mean, if that is not your whole business model for your company, but if you let your everything be run by AI, for instance, like all the media, and then say another country hacks in, there's no stopping it if you can't control it.

1:07:02That's what the problem is. I also think our own government would blame a lot on other countries when it, I'm not saying that we're doing it to ourselves, but I think a lot of times if we need to get into certain conflicts, we want to go somewhere and get into certain conflicts, and something happens here at home, I'm not even talking about anything particularly. I swear to God, I'm not. It's like, oh God, that bad thing happened. Yeah. They said the Russians did it, or they say China did it, or whatever. We instantly, solidarity, say, man, screw China. We don't even know if they did it. It might have been our own people. We've been there to believe the rush is evil for, you know, and they are. It for like years and years. Yeah, but on the other side of that, though, like, I already prepared, 864-24143-18. I'll go ahead and hook you up so you can go ahead and say, it's coming up right here. If you were in another country and put on the other shoes or the other glasses, whatever you could see for people say that this country is evil too, I mean, you just could.

1:08:09It's the rhetoric you've been taught. It's why you chose the religion you're in versus other ones, likely because you were born into it. I know what you're saying, and I agree. But Putin is a trained killer. Who has killed? Well, we know about, you know, who, and his sister. We have a CIA that you can find it out that they said for years that on every Tuesday they meet to decide who needs to die that week. Guess where they meet where they meet. Shan Tilly, Virginia. Also freaking a CIA operate state site like that's the thing. There are safe houses all over the country. And they're not supposed to mountains. Freaking dang it. F.E.R. Now the, what were we talking about? Russia. Russia, China. Some of them saw attacks that we could blame on other countries. All that yeah, we're evil to other countries, but yet we think they're evil. And the news tells us who to be mad at.

1:09:15Yeah, I forgot. Oh, he's still thinking about your urinary tract infection. Honestly, no one I'm thinking about when you ask page question about her dad. Oh, you were. She never said this. She didn't. He never said. Oh, no. No, not on the outside of the family. Nice. Because I was going to ask a follow up. It's hard to be in the military as a man and have that kind of. No, he never did. That was a good shape. He ran and made people run. You know what? Well, if he was a, you know, a fat gunner, he's a sergeant, that would be people wouldn't believe him. Now you get down and do push ups, fatty. Don't tell me. You saw a lot of work talking to me now. If she would have said yes, I would have inquired about, you know, nipple size. Oh, that was going to be the follow up question. Oh, for her dad. Yes. I imagine I don't remember, but it's probably normal. God, well, I was going to make a ball. SAS point. I can't remember what it was. Yeah, it was well thought out.

1:10:17Yeah, ball. SAS. I like it. I write it down, but I'm out of room on my little note pad now. Why can't you scratch all football? We talked about football. I'm page and those your eyes, guys, and lines. Uh, my side, uh, Russia, KTVB, C I H. Antilly Tuesday, kill list. Saudi crown prince. Where's his mom? They killed the shogi. Obviously. Another one you could put on the list that we might entangle with. Tons. Now, I don't know if you trust the new president of Syria. You know, he wasn't now kind of operative that we captured in 2003, but you know, by all accounts turned his life around, but for how long? I, you know, I mean, he issued ID cards to the public. You know, they got more public, you know, uh, funds and programs they want to fund. Yeah. But is it all a ruse? Yeah, but, you know, like after a certain time, you said, okay, what's the resource that is trying to be achieved here? Like, you know, again, we talk about all the time. There's countries that awful bad things. You know, if we care about really,

1:11:17our, our fellow man that there's certain countries we totally ignore when it comes to that stuff because they don't have anything that we won't necessarily, or we don't already get. Um, why is Bashar al-Assad in Russia? But some, why do they give him asylum? Dude, look at Russia's history with like when the, the, the Royal Monarchy split in England. Some of them went over to the Russia, they started a lot of people did. They started new identities over there. But, um, you making me forget my ball sass point. Trump knows his running light ran right. Yeah, but I think the scary thing is, is the groups that are growing, not just governments like Al Qaeda and how they can get information and it's, it's scary. Al Qaeda, Hamas, other caliphates, llamas. In fact, get a watch out for them. Suicide llamas. Read about that in the desert. Certain parts of things, you know, like we talk about how here in America we will, you know, talk crap about a certain part of the town.

1:12:22And then people, ooh, gross, bad part of town. And then suddenly they go in and then people start buying up those lots. And suddenly they redo it and you know, the whole thing. We do that with countries too. Look how much of Texas China owns. Well, they get us back, but they'll, they won't be allowed. Sometimes we just want a nice strip of a coast that we could build a bunch of casinos and hotels on. We don't want the odds. We just want hotels. How does that even work? You run a, you have a big commercial listing in Texas. We're China. We would like to buy it. Okay. China. Come on in and buy it. I don't have to go through the powers that be first like, hey, foreign government is trying to come in here and suck up land. But at the same time, look at how many, look at the billionaires in America, how many international dwellings in land rights that they themselves have. Or furthermore, look at how many bases we have. Military, you imagine if we allowed China to have a base in America or Russia to have, or any other country have a base in America.

1:13:24It's bad enough they get it's so weird, wouldn't it? It's bad nothing get consulates. They get consulates for it like they can go there and be safe. Diplomatic immunity. Meanwhile, you fellow man sitting there on the street corner, back in the seat pages boots. You want to get him a doll? He's dumb. He said, I want to belong in sandwich and you're like, I'll show you something that looks like it if you want to. I wouldn't touch it, but I'm sorry. Really? It smells bad. I'm actually the rest guy says. What a send off right now. Something down with the pre podcast of the rise guys. How everything you need this is the right guys morning. Shell the rise guys morning. You know, it's about to bear these pecker woods. That's it sounds like a subdivision on it. Pecker woods. And I mean it's what's all why people live there. Whatty pecker woods. Oh, sorry, I'm just like sick. This is the new Dillon or it.

1:14:25It's a new sans Susie. What she means without Susie. Yeah, you know, even the inner community stuff like talking crap about. I'm finally going to get to it. We're finally going to get to state hate. Finally. Because something. I'm just being a bitch. First off. Get her some terror cards because she just read my mind. And when I say terror cards, I don't mean the main moment on the radio. Oh my god. What a great bit. Do you think I haven't thought of it already? Yeah. Get my new refractors. Terror cards. She's dressed up like a Jamaican woman with a head. You're going to vote for Trump at third time. JD Man top. I pretty much have futures. I'm sorry. I digress.

1:15:25Please forgive me. Well, listen, I guess it waxed bush. I've heard that. Yes. Here's the thing. So whatever it was, it's been so long and pages right. We've been wanting to talk about this for the last two or three days. And then we go off talking about other stuff. But whatever it was, we were talking about which state that. Generally speaking, I think it was up when when Trump was talking about, you know, wanting to make 50 second, 50 third, 54 states and all that stuff. We're like, well, maybe there's one that we could trade, you know, like what's the one? So I looked up this thing and of course, just like everything else, there are no new ideas. Even what was the one I came up with yesterday? It was, I was like, dude, I don't want to give this to the, oh, I know what it was. I said, I've got an idea for a podcast, but it's nothing I want to be involved with. It would be for what people refer to as the lib teas, you know, the left to the left.

1:16:25I was like, the name of the podcast is left or riot. Like, which is a great idea. Left or riot. Great title. Yeah, it was, it was, it was a song about from like 15 years ago about the left. The left agenda in America. It's been 10 years ago. There's no new ideas. It's not. It's that pregnancy test toilet paper. That was an original. That was an original. Oh, something just happened again where I thought of you, something you said, if somebody said it on the TV show, God, dang it. What was it? I don't want to get a side track, but it just popped up. I'll think of it in a second. I may architect of vernacular. I know what it is. I'll find it off the air. It was the entourage commercial they did for a bidding app. He said, are you said in line that you said? I'm like, oh my God. It's Matt's line, but he said it in a commercial. So I got to go pull it to, but I remember what it was, the commercial.

1:17:27So I'm going to go back and listen to it. But tell me now, though, just so I, why forgot the line? It might come to me though if the commercial did. I'm going to. Oh boy. This was the moment when they realized that all three of them had dementia or also, I would just problems. I know. I've been admitted. I said, well, you know what? I had one that died from Alzheimer's. Nobody runs all the time. But he was. Well, just because my mom died of it doesn't mean I'm going to. No, no. I mean, look, I've already outlived one of my grandpa's. So, you know, the story's like, I know. That's a pretty big accomplishment. He didn't clap. That's what I heard. I heard it was a man facetious. I'm being positive. We need positive enforcement here. Yeah. You went from part of this bitch. You know, I was very confident. Well, you know, the mood swings anyway. I want it to, okay? Yeah. It's weird. You girls wear the mood rings when your teenagers go through mood swings when you're in their 40s. It's that damn best thing. Or 30s or whatever year it is.

1:18:28Don't want to wrap it forever. So I did look it up at which state we hate the most. It's a cumulative cumulatively. Here we go. I would never work for that company, by the way. You know, you're talking about the money. When we were talking about the other day, I did mention one state because I had a friend that dated somebody who loved a football team from there and she hated it. Oh, it definitely was a South Carolina. We have no professional teams. No, no. Go ahead. What do you go ahead? It was roll tide. Oh, you don't like Alabama? No, this person knows. Oh, they hated it whole state? They hated it because of that. Wow. I mean, that team and... Well, you are going to hate this because 11 states want to get rid of California. They hate it. They hate California. They do not care to go there. They don't like what it represents. The politics here is like, it is like it's a different country, but guess what?

1:19:29They're GOP or GOP. That's thinking about Trump last night. They're grossed. What is the word? I'm looking for here. In another word, their economy is as big as like 10 or 12 states combined. So it is a ton of people. It is. It's also a very long state. There's industry. There's culture. There's everything there. State, long like Jordan. Science. So, yes. And also witchcraft and... Well, that's a real hard one. It's a cult and deviant. I can think of the reverse. It's horsery. No, the state that hates the rest of the states. The state that hates the rest of the state. The Hater state? Hawaii hates the country. Oh, yeah. Yeah, but that's the thing. Like, hate your king. Come on, I want to layer whatever his name was. Like, that guy sold you. Like, they want to be their own country. Who was it that sold us Louisiana? The French?

1:20:29Yeah, but what was his name? Who was it? Don't know when I remember his neopolitan. Because it was Lafayette. It was the general right that took it up. It was the name part of it after Lafayette, Louisiana. Damn it, boy. You remember Old Orleans? It was great. It didn't smell like piss. Wow. You two have been yay and say, why does it smell like we were here? I don't even know if it's been there and I want to go. The second state. Because it's not that. You know what? This is very... What are the benefits of France, too? Does it smell like pee? We really just... We really just... We really... They spoke P-O-U-I over there. Pwa. Pwa. I thought it'd be purge. Pwa. It'd be Pwa. P-We. Remember that magazine. What's that magazine, Matthew? Well, it is, it's away. It's away. It's away. You got big black butts magazine. So watch this. For cigars. The second state that most states, you know, and obviously this was in the...

1:21:31For those of you that don't vote, this wasn't like a poll question. You know, that's one of those little things. The state that most states hates second. New York. The most. I would think in New York, too. Fat boy. Iowa. Iowa. You're a smart ass. Yeah. Washington DC. Washington DC is not a state. It could be though. That could be. It's like Vatican. I mean, it really is. People talk crap about Vatican. We have Washington DC. Same damn thing. No, it's the... Where the other Disney is. Florida. Florida. The two places that, you know, if it's not like I said, a five-hour trip, most people are going to... At least in West. Yes. That is Paige. Are you saying what I'm saying? I feel it. There needs to be a north and south coast. Coast. I think it's possible there with the south. Residents of DC would love to remind you that they are taxed with that representation.

1:22:32Yes. It also that the... You ever set down and... Well, look at who I'm asking. Did you hear what's in the upper... The Rise Guys Morning Show. I love the Rise Guys. Oh yeah, the Rise Guys and the Morning Men. They are hilarious. This is the Rise Guys Morning Show. I'm Jennifer Fisher. And I'm Angela Kinsey. And we're the office ladies. We're still talking about all the hilarious behind-the-scenes details from the office, with icons from the show like Rain Wilson, Greg Daniels, Malora Harden, and so many more. And we can't forget our two conversations with office ladies superfan, Billy Eilish. Hello. So join us for brand new episodes every Wednesday. And revisit the office rewatch every Monday. Follow and listen to office ladies wherever you get your podcasts. I had to call an audible there. I was like, let's play this one instead because... Yeah, boys. Alvin? A lot of people in the text, you're already like reading into this very well.

1:23:34What causes the hate? What causes a state to hate another one? Like, for instance, what state does South Carolina hate the most? What do you think? This is great. Real quick. We're going to get to some of your calls, especially Alicia, because Fat Boy told me off there, he's like, take her first, take her first. Lies. Oh, you got to. I see North Carolina. That's Rolling Ankissar. You think North Carolina? I see Florida. Fat Boy's right. They hate us the most, too. That's right. We're going to fight. They hate us the most. Oh my God. Two states, one team. That's why we hate each other. Right. I love North Carolina. And then... What are you trying to do? The reason I said this song is because when people were saying that they hate... They hate California and people say they hate Florida is because to the amount of homeless people there. So I said, hey, let's play a Kill the Poor by Dead Kennedys. I said, explain that. Diabre that they're even going into Beverly Hills, the homeless account.

1:24:34I'm sure. Trying to spread out there. If you were homeless, wouldn't you go where they had more money to pay you for food? I mean, if I was homeless, I'd like... I probably wouldn't go nowhere. I'd try not to make a habit of being homeless. I'd probably just stay where I was at. Plus, I mean, once you get dibs on a bench, like, you've got to stay there. Are you going to lose it? Can't just leave you buggy there. No more. They'll push it away or stay there. Yeah, I take buggies like you used to be able to take buggies. Right. Real quick. We're just like all the other states. North Dakota, Hates South Dakota, vice versa. Virginia, Hates West Virginia, vice versa. That's a silly. New England hates New Jersey. But New Jersey itself hates Kansas? Why? I have no clue. I bet they thought it was the band. It's a lot of connection. They should be hating New York. Yeah. Right. On this hatred. I always assume that. Because they would say, people say they went on vacation to New York, but they'll tell you New Jersey. They'll tell you New Jersey. Like everybody knows this is the cheaper alternative. New Jersey. What's the basis of the hatred, though?

1:25:35I mean, do you still like it? They were saying the homeless thing. It's basically people being scared to maybe ask for money or they make them feel bad about themselves. Like, hey, I'm on vacation. Look at these people. They don't have a pot to go peepee in. Now, I understand. Because I am in North and South Carolina. Close your mouth. And I understand driving up the mountains with South Carolina people they cannot drive sometimes. And it really pisses you off. Right. And they go too fast or too slow. Well, let's find out. Everyone, the lines are full, but you can stay on them if you would like to or, you know, try to get in. 1-800-774-0093. That person there. I recognize the sequentials in your numbers. The person it does this every day is a nice little reminder to me. Yes, it's the same number of text. The person text and all that. Is this the same number of texts that I call? Deal weed. One line doesn't mark. Just, hey, make sure you remind people.

1:26:36Every set, damn it. Yes, the Ingalls Markets text line. Yes. Gosh, people. Text to call. One number does it all. I like it when you say it sexy. Ooh, I like that. She like it like that. Let's ask Alicia which state is the absolute worst? Alicia, which state do you hate the most? Good morning. Good morning. Well, that one's easy. I would say South Carolina. Damn. Didn't even have to think about it. Where are you from? No. You're already coming with a question. I'm actually from Florida. Oh, the second most hated. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Why do you hate us or why do you hate South Carolina? Or like, where do you live? Okay, let's go back a track here. Why do you hate South Carolina? Like, you've traveled here. You vacationed here. What? I mean, I'm okay. So basically, yeah, I've been to Columbia and Armo. Okay.

1:27:36And I mean, I'm just saying, like, I did not like being there at all. I mean, and before everybody starts getting mad, I'm just, I'm not saying that every single person in South Carolina is terrible. Right. It's just like the culture of it. I met some really good people there. I swear, but I'm talking about just. What's the whole whole thing? What's the bad, what, and I have an idea of what you're going to say. I really, really, really, there's going to be one of two answers I know, but what's so bad about it? It's the fakeness. Oh, wow. That's not what I was going to get. Really. Yeah. It's like, oh my God, everybody talks about Southern hospitality. It's like, Southern hospitality is total bullshit. Oh, Lord, I can't say that. Hey, I was like, oh, Lord, have mercy. This is second fat boy. Todd, I know. He's twisting all day. I think. I got a crannife actually on that one. If we, uh, that dump button's going over, over, over, whatever the word would be.

1:28:36I'm glad you got fast hands. All right, it's totally fine. It's totally fine. It might kind of be on the something to be honest with. Oh, that's the way people in Florida talk, you know. All right, I think we're good. All right, sorry about that. I mean, not sorry. Well, I am sorry. I think she gave us say that word, but it's okay. So you're from Florida. So you're not from like up north or anything like that? No, I'm not some like New Yorker, like just can't handle or doesn't understand. Yeah. But this will Southern hospitality thing. Yeah. It has nothing to do with that. It's just like, I've slipped all over the place. I've lived Florida. I've lived New York, Colorado, Ohio, California, and then South Carolina. Oh, exactly. Like, like, like, Irmo and Columbia. Yeah. I've been around all kinds of people, but it's just the South Carolina people. I'm talking generally, so don't kill me. Yeah. I mean, it's the place where I constantly felt like, how do I say this without sounding horrible? I don't know. I don't know. Don't say bad words. Oh, yeah.

1:29:36Don't say it. It's fine. Like, I think it's okay to like have some constructive criticism. And there may be a group of people that feel the same way. So go ahead. Well, okay. So everybody, everybody wants you to think that they care about you, but they don't really necessarily care. They just want to look like they care. And that's part of the culture. Like how so? Give us an example of what you're saying. Oh, my God. How much time do you have? Well, like, hour and 20 minutes? I don't know. I was wondering. It was like an hour or two. Okay. The first one I'll say, I think this one's super easy. It's like, bless your heart. Okay. So everybody jokes about it, but it is real. Yeah. People say, bless your heart. Bless their heart. You know, and it's like somebody leaves the room. And then immediate's like, bless her heart. She's really struggling right now. And then come like 20 minutes of telling everybody this woman's personal business. Yes. You know what? You know what?

1:30:36Fat boy, what are you rocking back here? What's what are you, is she wrong? No, she's not wrong. I mean, that's the, there's no confrontation. Everybody likes to go behind the back. Oh, yeah. So she's kind of nailed it, you know. She is. And it's not about that person at that point. It's about that person who's saying, bless her heart, is trying to basically present themselves as it's really caring individual, but they're just really gossiping. Yeah. That's all it is. It's like, it's gossip with a Bible verse attached to it. Oh, wow. God. I mean, yeah. You know what's the problem with that? I'm very glad. Dude, I was about to say how many hippas were broken by somebody standing up at church? And say, pray for a brother Carter. He's found out that he has an enlarged heart. He might be family in church and didn't even know that yet, you know. I know, right? Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. The whole prayer request took stuff too. I mean, like I said, I've got a lot to say. I can get on my soapbox and just talk and talk and talk. Yeah. But like, what, uh, oh man. I hate those, the unspoken prayer requests.

1:31:37I don't like them because I don't know what they're praying for. Exactly. I mean, people flaunt them and flex them like, you know. Yeah, tell me what your problem is. And then I can focus on my prayer. Like, if you say, keep me in your prayers, I'm like, I just assume, okay, you'd go into some crap or whatever. A lot of times people say that for you to ask. But generally speaking, I say, oh, yeah, always, always. She's right there. That's where the gossip comes into play. You know, that's why we want to know. For sure. Yeah. Yeah. Well, like, okay, so for example, it's like, I'm not supposed to say anything, but y'all keep Jennifer in your prayers. And it's like, why? Why? Why? What's going on? You get serious. And then they hit you with a, well, her husband apparently. And there you go. I mean, like, well, people know that Jennifer has been shooting on her. Yeah, but in everywhere, though, like, not just here. Maybe they're there. They, they, they, they cost when they say it or wherever. But like, here, they say, well, just their heart. Yeah. I wouldn't, I would say something to your face. What about like, in New York, though, like, those people are better than...

1:32:39Like, it's not that they're better. It's just like, you know what you're getting. Yeah. Like, if they don't like you, they, they show it. And they're, they're clear about it. They're confident and they're just like, of you. And they don't mind it. You know, they don't mind that they're like that. So there's, you know, where you stand with people. Whereas like, and just care about it, you have no idea where you stand with somebody. Ah. Like, yeah, the New Yorkers are a little intrusive as far as, like, you know, asking you questions that we wouldn't normally ask people. Like, how much money do you make and stuff like, you know? No, no, I never really experienced that. I just knew that if somebody didn't like me, I knew it. And I could stay away from that. But what's that like? Somebody's just caring about you. You know, like, we talk about the, the, the, the culture in corporate America where you can't ask a pregnant woman, you know, anything at all. You can't even acknowledge it unless she says it or whatever. So like, what if somebody's just trying to be nice and, you know, shows some concern like, hey, I heard your mom wasn't doing good. How is she? Well, you know, she's got a pretty face. Thank you. That's so mean.

1:33:40I mean, I mean, it's like, I don't know. The problem I have with it is that it's like, it's like, it's a case where he has your mama. And then you walk away thinking, oh, she's really nice. And then you find out later that she's been talking about you. But, you know what? You might have just met the wrong southerners, the wrong South Carolinians. You know, you may be people who say that. For four years? What? Yeah. For four years. That's like, at some point, I'm allowed to notice a pattern. Right? Yeah. And I don't know. The church thing was probably my biggest culture shock. Yeah. Well, yeah, you get that a lot because we have cows and whatnot. Yeah. There are horses in New York City. There's redneck children there. Because everybody wants to know, like every, but what I say, like the church thing, I'm not even talking about bless your heart. I'm talking about everybody wanting to know where you went to church. That was like the first thing people would ask me. You knew what the church did. That's a pretty normal question around here. That we were just saying that I ever encountered with people would ask me where I went to high school. Like, who did you hang out with? And I was like, I didn't go to high school.

1:34:40God. So, well, we can't relate to you because you didn't go to the same high school because my husband went to a certain high school and they were all there. I still do that. What? It's just like a reactionary like, hey, like, where'd you go to high school? Let me see if we know some first thing I do is go back, wow, y'all kicked our ass in football. Yes. And that's everybody. So, that was usually my aspect. And then when I said that I went to two different high schools, they're like, why'd you go to two different high schools? Because we moved. Right. You know the church thing, that's a legit point because I wasn't allowed to go to church of God growing up. Or you guys church of Satan? You'd go to Southern Baptist, but like, you know, hellfire and brimstone. But if it was like speaking in tongues or using snakes or anything like that. Or snakes or burning things. We're in a costume way to stay away from him. But see back to the high school thing. If you say you went to Greenville High School or if you went to Wade Hampton, that would define you as a person. So there's no way to peg me because I went. I don't know how to say that. I don't know how to say that. I don't know how to say that.

1:35:40You don't know how to say that. You need to look at what peg me. How to judge me. At least I have to ask you this. Obviously, as a southerner, I would. Like, are you like a non-believer or whatever? Sounds like one. Oh, yeah. No, I mean, I don't even go to church. You're talking to me. I don't know. I don't go to church. So like, as soon as they say, what church do you all go to? And I say, we don't. Then like, their whole face will change. And because they've categorized me as like some kind of heathen. Oh, that's the word. Enjoy him. Heathen. Or it's my mom would say heathen. Heathen. You're a heathen. Heathen. Yeah. Well, you probably learned some new words. You know, you know, Fluzy, Jezebel, Trollett. Yeah. I mean, I'm not even anti-church. I just felt like I don't judge other people. And, you know, I guess, kind of, I am right now. No, no, no. I mean, wait, that's what, dude, I mean, I'm sitting here all the time. Like, oh, we are so divisive in this country. But I'm like starting a topic saying, hey, which state do you hate the most, guys? This day before not.

1:36:40How do you do it? Holy moly. You're trying to split us. Oh, I'm not done it. Hey, Alicia, you have a, you have a good morning. And, you know what? You're mostly right there. Like, a lot of your words. I mean, you know, I've only lived here. So I can't, you know, I can't attest to, now I do know Mrs. X tells me kind of what Alicia was saying about New York. Like, people don't, you know, they'll tell you if you ask them, like, hey, what do you believe, or, hey, who are you voting for? They will straight up tell you, but they don't necessarily go around talking about it all the time. But here, it's the assumption. So when you said that about the church, I'm like, dude, I could remember being in this situation, especially with my mom, because when they said, oh, we don't have a church home. Oh, no, fail. Give me one, give me one, and here's our church right here. I do the music. And then it's like, great. Here's another 15, 20 minutes. You know, Alicia, when we get our heavenly reward, we'd love to see it collect with us, but that's not going to be there.

1:37:41I'm lucky to be there. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right, Alicia, come back and visit again sometime. Come to Grimble especially and see the bridge. It's amazing. All right. Thank you, Alicia. Have a great morning. All right. All right. Alicia's fun. Enjoy her. Even though she just crapped all of our state. Yeah, I miss you. She cost, too. She cost. There's a moment when I wanted to, you know. This might be the record for most dumps in the day. Well, you know, this says, really? Well, you're going to break it after the show. Baby ones. Talk now at 800-77400-93. Yes, it is. All right, good morning, shall. Are you looking for a football podcast that doesn't put you to sleep with a fog of analytics or insult your fandom with phony hot takes? I'm Dan Hanses. And I'm Mark Cessler. And we're the host of He the Call. The NFL podcast you've been waiting for. Heed the call covers the entire NFL, not just the same five or six teams you're sick of, delivering news, weekly power rankings, plus previews and recaps of every matchup. Yes, we cover your team and we do it with a touch of birth because football is fun.

1:38:43Why shouldn't your football podcasts be the same? Follow and listen to He the Call NFL podcast wherever you get your podcasts. That's a girl's voice, man. What one girl's shoes were in? That's a girl's shoes were. What do the remix? That's a girl died in the wreck on the way to see. I'm going to turn my volume on on my phone. Big Brown, we've not talked about this yet. He's not acknowledged the song. And I know he listened. Oh, dang it. He hasn't acknowledged it. He's been like the top of conversation. Yeah, he has his biggest hit. He has not acknowledged it. So, come on, big, big, we love big. Big, if we're good, I need you to send me the thumbs up emoji. If you're live listing, I know during football season, he tells me he's like, you know, sometimes I will. Sometimes I will listen to sports first and then pick you all back up later on the day. Big, I'll give you a part of my $5,000 tron check if you're cool. If you get it. I hope you don't get it because the jug of milk is going to cost $80. You don't want pun intended. I need it. Just find out some more state.

1:39:45Hey, shall we? Where do we go first, Fab? Well, you tell me. Let's go to Chattanooga. Chattanooga. Chattanooga. Good morning. Good morning, y'all. Hey. It's E. What's up, Eda? Oh, you know, I don't hate E-E-N-E. State. I don't look at the country and state. So I look at his God's country. I find the complete amount of work I go. You're always going to ask because he used to be a trucker. You've probably been to all of them. It's got something you don't like, right? You think I'd be a couple? No. No, maybe they're, they're laws. I don't like seeing that. That's where I'm at. Most, a lot of it comes from, like I was saying, like California is like, it's own country within a country. What about Arkansas? You like Arkansas? Oh, yeah. We all raise your back. Oh, yeah. Oh, somebody asked the fun in Arkansas. What's the most important thing? When you married at that time when you were a trucker, Eda? No, maybe twice. Oh, goodness. Can I ask you to turn that radio down just to hear?

1:40:47Just to hear us. If you want just to hear us. There's a certain. That matters. No, no, no, no. Actually, was your, was one of your husbands at the time a trucker as well? Both were. So did you, can I ask you a personal question? It's not going to be the same when I asked Paige earlier. I think I know what it's going to be by the way. Did you. We're friends. I love you. I told you that. Did you, were you married to one trucker and then mess around with another trucker and then marry that trucker? No. Oh, okay. Okay. She was a good guy. What happened then? I was married and then divorced to the first one. We hauled cattle. Oh. And then the next one we hauled movie reels to. Oh, that's cool. Different. Theators. God. Oh, wow. So did the two before you? Did they know each other? The two true? No. Okay. Now once from Georgia and the other ones from Oregon.

1:41:48Which one was the better lover? Oregon. No. Oh, yeah. We're going to. We're going to. What's the Georgians mad at us now? Northeast Georgia's. P.O. That's beautiful. That's okay. I got enough of that duck. Did he not? You know, Oregon ducks. It's hell yeah. Yeah. It's like, so what happened? You guys are just gonna see each other enough and got divorced? Well, yeah. You know, it was after eight years. Hmm. That's eight years. Like, you, what maybe a couple of times a week you see each other but like you're over there. Yeah. We see each other every day. Well, y'all rode cab together? Uh huh. Oh, wow. Oh, man. Oh, yeah. I want to be good. Ooh. That's like, oh, wait, we love that band life. I don't know how they do it. You don't get any break. No, no, no. No time yourself. It was also being together all the time. It was whenever he went by himself that we had problems. So the lizards, they come knocking on his door.

1:42:52Probably. Yeah. I was gonna ask that if I may like, did you ever invite a lot lizard up into the cab with you? No. No. Okay. Is there a male equivalent for lady truckers? In other words, like lot, lasardos or whatever it would be for the male prostitutes again. Chicken Joker. Chicken Joker. Wow. Oh, yes. Well, you got to get approached equally too. Like you would want, you know, to get propositioned here. I mean, well, most of them did either or. Oh, really? Like both ways. Uh-huh. Nice. Yeah. Yeah. You got to make that money. Yeah. Oh, man. I think it's flattering itself if somebody offers, you know, to hook up with you. Like, they don't matter what they look like, just the fact that they thought of you. Well, I mean, imagine being a woman though, she gets it every day. That's why when a guy finally like tells her, hey, I think you're hot.

1:43:54And also, I love you. I like you a lot. Buh, buh, buh, buh. I hear that all the time. And they do. Yeah. But a lot of dudes are full of crap. Stop. Yeah, but guys, I want to be with you. So I don't love you. They just want you for one time, one time. That's the record. Yeah, those are important. That's the equivalent of racism toward men. I don't like it. If a dude tells me he wants to hook up, I'm like, you know what? I hear it from women all the time. It's nice to hear it from a dude. Sometimes you'd like a second shot at it, you know? Or maybe even like every other weekend. Well, look, we don't have a kid together. No, I don't want a kid with you. We're friendly relationships. Yeah, for a kid. Oh, Lord, good. Hey, the truckers resent Jeep drivers because they've equivalently stole the rubber ducky from you guys. It's good question. Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. What was your name?

1:44:54Oh, you have a special name. Oh, yeah. Handle. Break a breaker. Oh, yeah. I had two of them. What were your breaker break a break a neck? The one and only Georgia Cal girl was one of them. Oh. And then the point of hearts offered him the ladies. Never do. But one and only. Oh, that's a good one. You do have a big heart. God, remind me tomorrow of region with clean of hearts. I want to clean it. Juice Newton, right? Yeah. Yeah. One of those juice, not juice. That sounded. I didn't want to sound pro or anti-Semitic just in. It's not like I said, juice Newton. I said juice. You will. Got it right at the time. I got more questions, but you know. Well, one one quick one. 45 years ago, California, made the statement that they could close down every border. And feed everybody in California. Never have to ask anybody else for any help. Well, let's say Newton do that because they're what the fourth like biggest economy in the world. They are.

1:45:54They have everything. Yeah, bigger than 12 states combined. Yeah. It's crazy. All right. You have a good morning. And. Yeah. I'm going to say. I'm going to say. I'm going to say. I'm going to say. I'm going to say. I'm going to say. Send it up for dinner. I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say. Send it up for dinner. Yeah. Now Smile. you have a good morning and I will. And a good idea. I love y'all. I love you. See you, George Rowell. Characters. 7 hearts. These are the three. You still there? Ampix Mahenga. OH! YOU DO IT. paral unaware RNAFוא. I'm届 Hansen amp. That was good. He had but it right like on the bridge of his nose and his eyes might crawl. What is it? Did he rob call rob.com? Does he do workers comp? I think he slid down failed. He had his head on the damn microphone. You can't hide. P1 Pride. Rise guys really is what does it for me? P1 P girl 87.

1:46:56This is P1 Crazy S Wifey. Hey P1 Rebel Tick. They come up P1. And the Rise Guys.com. This is the Rise Guys Morning Shop. The Rise Guys Morning Shop. What news matters? It matters where you get your news. It's Rise Guys Headlines. Good morning everyone. Hi P1 H. Alright. We're going to talk about this because... Blank going on Terry. What the hell? Hi, how's it going? Dude. Alright so without instructions could you do this? Because I had to do a few things lately. She's pointed at her brush with a little page. You're going to laugh at me. It's lefty Lucy Rady Tidy. We're talking about plumbing. Things like that. Oh okay. She was shaking her fist like I should've told my colonics. No. No, shower head. My shower head fell off. Maybe my pain yet colonics. I had to get the right tool which I'm not rinsed or whatever you say.

1:47:58Somebody say shower head. And try to fix it. Well needless to say when I turn on my shower it's very strong. I have to have somebody fix it because I can't get it loosened. Strong shower head. The beginning of a pornote doesn't it? Did you get stuck in the shower? No. This is where he opens the door. I'm down here and I'm stuck in his shower. I think a shower in the morning is strong. But anyway. This was just like the website where the chicks could not fix their toilets. And they also didn't have money for the ball cogs or whatever. They say they got to work it off if you can't afford to fix your toilet. What was the one that? That's so bad. I'm been there done that. There was four or five sequels of it. It was a like Skitamax movie and it was the opposite of that where it was. But they could gun? No. Busty cops. Oh. Oh yeah. There was a lot of those. There was like these women page. They had big boobies and they would be cops and they'd go to arrest a guy and then suddenly.

1:49:01Is there anything I can do to get out of this? They're like, yeah, there is something you can do. And then flash forward five minutes later and when I was like, you know, it's like they're riding like one of those tandem bicycles. And he's the bicycle. We actually got a clip from the second one if you want to check it out. You want to hear this is Busty cops too. Hey, what you're doing up so late. Oh, couldn't sleep, you know. Yeah, this night watch duty for the birds. Hey, my friend, you're hanging out of your shorts there. Oh. How did that happen? It doesn't offend us. Yeah, it might make say enough to slay it all worthwhile. Well, the night isn't getting any younger. No, it was not from Busty cops but that guy's name is Rusty Cox. So that's why Busty cops. I had to mix the reason why I brought this up is because yesterday a friend of mine who you know he's a Marine. He happened to come in the store where I work and he says, hey, I'll fix that toilet downstairs.

1:50:02If it's still the same and I go, what? How do you want to make up? I haven't fixed it. Look here. And also I have the other problem, which I didn't mention, but he's could help me with all that. What? With the shower head upstairs in the toilet because the seats kind of won't be in falling off. Uh-oh. Somebody getting there and was constfating. He plays his cards right. It's right behind me. It's right behind me. Right behind the fourth. Did you have like a grizzly type of older voice like this toilet? This is a fog. This is how a guy that could get you out of some kind of time share agreement. Oh, I don't know. I'm not a lawyer. I'm not a lawyer. I'm not a lawyer. Is your toilet clog with a big old herb? I'm getting it out. It's the seat. I'll get it out. I'll get that gelatin. I'll get that gelatin. It's mold out of there. No. Is your sink clogged or working? They got to call a plumber because they can unscrew the paper. I may need a new ballcock and they're all be honest with you. You said it too fast. You got to say it. It's so much. It doesn't flush well.

1:51:03Ballcock. You still don't know what I'm saying. You said it like nail. Bunking. I had to take the ballcock. Ballcock. Perfect. Okay. That's the reason why I brought it. I mean, chills on their way. I think I heard like regular reduced chills. Like the kind that feels like either there was a ghost or you go out to go to the bathroom. No. Yeah, you got to go once. The reason why I brought this up because there's a study that asked Americans if they could perform very common actions without instructions and people are more confident about. Oh, no. Yeah. That's amazing. Okay. So. Not true. Not anymore. Changing a flat tire. 39% say they could definitely do it on the spot. Another 22% say probably 15% say not. You know how you know. You ask them what's the first thing you do. And if they don't say chalk that damn will, then they don't know how to change a tire.

1:52:03Oh, yeah. Wait a minute. Make sure it's not. You got to chalk the wheel so it's not going to move. It's the opposite wheel too in the rear. Do you do it? Do you have a... So you don't jack before you chalk. Gotcha. Yeah, I don't mind. Can we do a private show afterwards to... Now, well, I pay you depends. She is so filthy. Like... I'm here for it as the kids say. I know. Like you're talking about chalkin and jackin. Yeah. Like what do you get? I don't know. I'm not changing. You're already talking about the cloth, too. I am the one. I am. She's not changing for just a... She said chalkin, jackin, shower head, ball, caulk, constipation. I didn't say that. What's that feeler that they put it... That filler they put in between towels. Crout. My toes. Caulk. Oh. Page, what's that thing they put up on the headboard? You talking about my legs? I don't think so. I'm guessing. 20% say definitely not 4% aren't sure. So I'm probably not changing a tire.

1:53:03Never having my own tire life. Don't have to. I don't have a full-size spare, which I don't like. Oh, you get it, don't that? Yeah. Now people... Get a real tire. I know I need to go see my boy Nick Simmons. Get me a tire. Why? Easily a tire break. All right. Another one is sowing on a button. 60% say they could definitely do it on the spot. Yeah. But they say probably and 8% say not. I could do that. If you're a dude, it's not going to be sustained. I'm going to look at you for any of that. Oh, you can't put a button back on? Not can, but if you're a guy and you know how to do that, like... It's going to say you're a knitter. Well... Yeah, you craft me. Sometimes I'll bust a knit. And I don't like starting a knit. Don't just stand there. Let's get to it. That's what they tell you. You just don't stand there, bust a knit. You bust a knit. You don't want? It does not feel good when you bust a knit. It cramps. Okay. And it can be messy. I know you all boys can do this. Changing a baby diaper. Yeah. I'm maybe just kind of creepy if I do it now. Why? Because I don't have kids or no any.

1:54:03Well, I mean... Is it going to be weird though when your kids have to change yours? Like, too. I just... Assuming I'll make it that far. That's the thing, man. Life is full circle. What was it? Everything ever. The recycling thing is like... So in karma, so if you took a lot of like, you know... A lot of poops and stuff. That's what your family... They'd be squallin' or... Maybe you caused your parents to divorce because they couldn't decide who's going to change your diaper. Do I have to roll them over in the bed and do that? I've had to do that. Yeah, well... This is why I want to talk to a doctor on the show, legit question. Let's say for example, you got a tire. And this tire has got a lot of wear on it. And this tire looks like it's about to shred apart. Do your certain body parts look like that if they've been used a lot? I'm talking about going to the bathroom. I mean, like doing like a number two. Is it so acidic that over time, it breaks down the tissue of that part?

1:55:04You know, it's not a... I mean, I know why your mind would venture there, but it's also what the big thing they say about like... Not only acid reflux, but people that would binge and purge is like that acid. It's coming back up and it would mess up your throat. And your... Yeah, well, yeah. So in that regard, you know... I was bingeing and purging the wrong end. Is what you're saying? Like if you binge... I did not get to do it with the mouth. You know how when you... And I'm not being a total medical question. I'm going to say it with a straight face. Total medical question. If you binge and purge asparagus, will your burps smell funny? That's a great question. Thank you. I meant that very seriously. Now I have air fridus asparagus. I thought it would not give you the scent. That's so... It doesn't matter. It's so weird. Pages it true about the pineapples. It is. Okay. Funny you say that. I watched a certain documentary recently. Did they say it? I noticed she didn't laugh. I say...

1:56:04Certain fella I watched documentary on... Peter North. Heard about the pineapple trick and he's like, yeah, it's verified, like certified in the business that... Is it medically though? Is there like an explanation for it the way there is with... I don't know, but look. I mean, let's speak real here. It's not like it's making a huge difference. Or we'd all be, you know, a little more... Eating fruit. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, I guess so. You imagine, like, how did you become diabetic? Well, I was wanting to appease the wife. What if you're like, this dude's like, hey, man, let me get you to do this to me. You know, like, no, I'd never do that. And he's like, but look, what if you... I can even say that. I can't even... I mean, I think you can. I'm reading this from medical website right here. Right here. It says natural sugars and pineapple, papaya, and oranges add fruit toast, which is syrup, to your system, which make bodily secretions. Yeah, secretions. It's a secret. Somebody got a secret.

1:57:04Yeah. Slightly less bitter when coming. Oh, when you get to be... I'm trying to get myself out of a hole right now. It's acid, essentially. Question. The alkaline level of semen is changed by that fruit bitter in deciding a sharper kind of... The same thing that a lot of people get from, like, garlic and onions, it will do the same thing. Oh, okay. Okay, so what if instead of pineapple is a cheesy bean and rice burrito? We'll have the same effect. Could you type in a food and it will tell you how it will affect your product? I mean, if she likes burritos, you might have to do a case study, I don't know. Well, she likes tacos, she's with the wrong guy. Ah! I'll be here for... So the other... The other... 67% say they can change a baby diaper. And we just kind of lower our... Yeah, we can change our diaper. It's special. Pretty common sense.

1:58:04Ha! Couging white rice, 73% say they definitely can do it on the spot. Another 17% say probably a 5% say... Oh, I mean, it's easy. It's pretty easy. You boil it. But back to the change in the kids. Yes. Like that's... You were upset about having a change... I don't know. I might have done... I think I did my son's first one. I don't know if I did one after that. Ever? I think I did one. I think I did just one. How did that happen? I don't know. I thought, you know, ceremonially I wanted to do the first one after that. Now my buddy's kid, I changed his diaper a lot. Oh, that is like weird. If you had a mouthful of whatever right now, you would have spit that spit out. I mean, I really, I really wanted to... I can't reaction those. I can't. We would have got sprayed with whatever you drink, a red butch. Would have been all over my face. Did you? Again. This is... I was sitting there just googling all this crazy stuff. Do you know that if you're going on vacation, this is from Reddit.

1:59:04So, yeah, source it, ever how you will. If you're going on vacation or like out of town with your husband, and it's about to be that time of the month, that you can eat salmon or salmon, and it will cause that to maybe go a day or two later. Ah! Brilliant! Wow! I love that. Either way, he's gonna be right. Oh man. Why is he gonna be that? I know. Like, it's like you're sitting there in a hotel room. You know, I don't want to. Close the window. I tell you. The Odyssey apps got you covered with all things, rise guys. Listen live and on demand to the rise guys on the Odyssey app. You're listening to the rise guys morning shower. I'm Tobin Heath and I'm Kristen Press. We're World Cup champions, Olympians, and the hosts of the recap show. We sit down with sports legends, cultural icons, and global change makers to talk everything from clutch games to causes that matter.

2:00:04This is about creating the future of women sports, a future that's honest, inclusive, and real. Join us for our reimagined journey. Follow and listen to the recap show wherever you get your podcasts. Just one and not six or seven, but dozens and dozens of people tag both Fat Boy and myself in this clip. I first, I think Fat Boy did as well. I did not see this on the news, so I wanted to make sure it was real. Okay. And it turns out it was real. 100%. And we're like, why save this for Best Amodil? Let's just do a whole segment where we can just break it down and talk about what our president said recently about what we were talking about earlier, Good Luck P1s, which is GLP1s. Oh. Ten cents for a pill, and we'd pay $2 for the same pill. Or for the fact drug, as I say, you know, friend of mine, very, very heavy.

2:01:06He's a very obese person. I said, you're an extremely obese person, but he's a brilliant guy. He's a Wall Street guy. He's a brutal man, but smart as hell, but he's got a serious weight problem. And he called me up, and he's from New York. He's one of the top guys in Wall Street. He's begging because I've told the story a couple of times, not to mention his name because I'll destroy his reputation. But he's tough as hell, and he's smart, vicious, wild. These are the people we have to deal with when you're president. He used to call me Donnie now he calls me president. I'm shocked he does it, actually, that shows respect. But he said, you know, Mr. President, I was in London, and I paid $86 for Ozepik. And in New York, I pay $100, I pay $1,300 for the same thing. That's a lot. That's a big difference.

2:02:06And I had to check out. It comes from the same factory. It comes from the same place. And then I have some other fat drugs. I said, are you taking this stuff? Yeah, I said, it's not working. You look like shit. It says not working, but he got me going. I'm not in there. First of all, don't agree with a lot here lately. I got to be just completely honest. Saying the S word on TV, can we go ahead and make that a role? Well, we can say it on the radio too. I've found there are people that can't... I know some people that don't like Trump. Right. Now, that's across the board. They can't listen to that and find the humor in it. Oh, man. Because I hate him so much that it's like, you know, it gets him going. Like, you got to find a way to laugh at stuff. Well, yeah, I mean, the way he just said, like, his cadence and stuff, the way W would talk.

2:03:07I know people who just hated W, but they would, you know, fool me once. You're fool again. You know, you're a strategic... He has swagger. Like Bill Clinton, you know, like, I didn't necessarily care too much for him. But, you know, I'd like the impressions people do, but not... The first of him calling it the fat drug. He's just like... But then the way he compliments the guy's vicious, he's on Wall Street. Fat drug. He's like, you look like S. It's a face. I'm surprised. I like it. Just... That's the fat calling someone fat. For real, man, like, dude, you're ankles and arms are getting real big. That's the sign you can tell. We're looks like we're in pants with this leg fat. Kind of folding over the cancels. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. He's got big sweater legs. Yeah. He looks like he's wearing pants, but he's fat. But that means crap. You know, uh... Maybe that's why he built the addition in the White House, so his rank is vis-

2:04:09Do you think? He could actually... I got to begin a ballroom. It's like, I want to find out, like, who is the fatest stock market tycoon that knows Trump? And we try to like... Is it Chris Christie? Who is it, Chris? I was thinking, like, who is this guy? Or is it really anyone? Do you think this is what it's like between Trump and JD when they just hang out, like, Trump's, you know, going off and... He's like JD's legit laughing at it because he's like, you know, roasting people. JD's calling him fat. He's fat, fatty. Mess with each other. You know that I can woman JD in the face? Dude. You know, that... You know, I don't... He does a good job of vans to us of... Even if Trump does something he doesn't necessarily agree with. He just kind of like... He doesn't distance himself from it, but he doesn't necessarily say, yeah, I agree with that either. He's a thinker. But when he thinks, he does that thing where he does his eyes, like, from side to side.

2:05:10And they say, like, professionally, that's a no-no, because it looks like you're in decisive or a bit you're lying. But when I'm watching his eyes, I'm like, this son of a bitch is wearing eyeliner. Like, dude, next time you look at, you can't not see it. Like, dude, is Arsta or whatever her name is. Oush. Ousha. Oush. You think he says that when he comes home? Yeah. Just me, Oush. Y-E-E. But like, dude, it looks like he's wearing like some some eyeliner and I can't... Well, his eyes are too nice. They're piercing, aren't they? Yeah, I'm watching. Yeah. He has one in his. Like, he could talk to you and anything, couldn't he? Yeah, my talk is way into being the next president, you never know. Well, yeah, no. A lot of people can see it, especially when you get some separation, you know. There'll be a lot of people jumping off the ship when Trump's terms over. So, you know, but that happens all the time. I think we just have to see what... I think the way Koushi would play this, it's like... Oh, my God.

2:06:10Which upcoming politician's getting a Netflix documentary? And that's where it, like, dude, they'll be, come on. When you love to watch darlings, like, you know, the past couple months... Look at that. Like, the Melania thing came out of few Trumps having cameos. Like, the freaking setting president is on every... I mean... You think they're making fun of each other's wives? I don't know. JD does a Melania impersonation. Yeah, maybe. I'm so glad to see you in their daughter. Like, I want to hear Trump do a Melania impersonation. Like, I think that would be funny or something. He's like, he mocks on his head. That's the way I forget. You're gonna be mad, man. You're gonna be mad. You're gonna be mad. You're gonna be mad. You're gonna be mad. You're gonna be mad. You're gonna be mad. Like, man. Why don't I get you playing the blame? I don't know what you're gonna blame. That's a true text. Trump and Golf Attire does look bad. Because he wears the high-waisted pants. He puts a jacks on my pants. He can't wear the... The trench coat is too hot. Yeah, man. He jacks them pants that way too much in the front.

2:07:11It's like right there under the cleavage area. If he bends over, you will not see any crack. Man, I hope you're right. That I could tell you, no crack, you will not see my ass anyway. My big orange ass. That's it. That's it. That's so fun to just impersonate it, man. But... Doesn't... I want to look for a say it. Because I don't want to say it. And then, no, you just spoutin' it. You know what? That's a great idea because I did that earlier and I want to apologize. I said, nobody in the Bible had an actual Jacob's letter. Right. That came afterwards. Okay, yes. $50 million is how much... Baroque and Big Mike. The Obama thing. I want to say the Obama's. Their production deal with Netflix on the upcoming Obama's... Like, come on, man. Like, come on. You see the Obama clip, we're...

2:08:11Like, rain and none of them. I would have loved to watch the Reagan's, like, you know, some kind of reality. I'm a... Whatever. You know, him and their eating... Eminem's. She's in there sittin' on Mr. P's and M-Lap. That stuff would have been awesome. Ronnie, are you gonna pay those iranians for the guns you stole? I don't worry about it, buddy. I'm a... Man, you're business. John Wayne's here to see you. She wants to talk about the Arabs again. Yeah, right. Do you see the Obama clip where he said that his Trump... Trump ever had to change the diaper before? And then somebody in the crowd yelled out his own. Oh, I got it. That's not... And then he hear him chuckle and he's like, that was almost gonna say that, but I didn't. That's what it should be more going back and forth. Hell, when they were at... Who's funeral were they at? Jimmy Carter's? Yeah. When they were talkin' to the laughing it up with each other. When he offered him a man or something? Something like they were... People were shocked. I was shocked still. They were just chatting it up. Somebody texted something. I want to check this out.

2:09:11This all the work, man. We're in their game. Oh, wow. Okay. Did you... Somebody texted something. I did not know this. Do you know that... Johnny's daughter? Malia and Sasha. That's Trump's... Trump. That's a bomb. Oh, Lord. That's... You're gonna hit me. Oh, I just realized, baby. I love the ride, man. I love the ride, man. I love the ride, man. I love the ride, man. I love the ride, man. I love the ride, man. Break it down. Live from call robber.com studio in Greenville, South Carolina. It's time to say... Hey, famous people celebrating a birthday on today's September 10th. Happy birthday. Oh, Lord. Summit! Turn me up in the mid-bones. Turn me up. Turn me loose. Yeah, key. Do you love me? Are you riding? Kiki Vendornerway. We'll start with... You know what? I just remembered a song and can't play for this fella. Oh, give me a sec. You know, normally I pay attention when I'm prepared for something like this. I know.

2:10:11Not our boy. You know what? I was looking at it and I'm like, I don't know what I can play for this guy. But he's got an extensive career. But I can play this one by God. Oh. Verbal? Spoiler alert. They played this at his funeral at the end of the movie. Because he did not make it through the whole movie. Freddie Mercury. No, the movie was called Cruel Intentions. Uh, Ryan. Philippine. Ryan Philippine is first. Oh, man. You know he's American. He really is. I believe he's from Delaware. Yeah. You know, for years, Paige, I thought his name was Ryan Philippian. Oh. Philippian. For a few days. I've been a fan of him since he was on. I think I didn't like what she said. Uh, something. No, she was working toward the joke. I was trying to work toward where it was like I was going to say Filipino. And then she said I said, Phillip.

2:11:11Phillip, Phillip, Phillip, Phillip, Phillip, Phillip. Whatever I said. And you went to always a name after a couple of tubes. Like the floats. Fussing the name. Do I even, she went in the corner earlier? I'm like, why are you all in the corner over there? I thought it was thundering. She was farting. She told me. She told the noise cancelling. Oh, that was not me. That was someone who strict the wall on his name is Ma'am. Strict the wall. My clothes never left my mom. You poo projected. There's a part in the wall somewhere. That's why they're brown now. Oh, that's the wolf. I thought I found another face in the brick. But I'm like, now that's the wolf. Oh, the wolf. Ton of movies. Yeah, Ryan of Bobby. Anti-trust. Is it used to be married to a rich woman? 54, right? Yeah, have you seen her daughter? No. Look at her. I mean, like, it's just like her. Yes, like a doppelganger. Oh, yeah, I did actually. It's when, man. Yeah, I did actually. Because when you said that, that was what the headlines said. I thought it was her. She's had a clone made.

2:12:12And look. Blown, Racker. She's got a kid that looks like her. How the hell on is that? Blonde lettuce. Yeah, I mean, so that's Ryan. Filipino's daughter. Yeah. Right? Wow. They got a boy and a girl together. Oh, I'm perfect. Is there a... Philippe. Do we know? And I'll say he is 52. He looks the same, too. 50. Still got hair like a young Justin Timberlake. He still looks like he did freaking, you know, 30 years ago. Yeah, he is 52 years. Hi. Hi. Hi. How about that? I love that. I'll keep big old sweet symphony going for this guy. Move the direction. It's a great, chocolate. Directing movies like Snatch and... Mmm. Guy Richie. Guy Richie. Lockstock and then you got Wrath of Man. He's Mocha Marils. The gentleman, which I didn't like that much. Who is in that one? It's got Matthew McConaughey's in it, Charlie Hunner. Hi.

2:13:12Hugh Grants in it. Oh. I can't really tell you what it's about. Kind of forgot. A gentleman. I think it's about weed actually. I think McConaughey grows weed in that movie. Oh really? Somebody text me if it's not right. Um. And go to hell too while you do too. Somewhere else. Wow. Put you in nowhere, coach. Go to the corner and blow it up. Um. That's the four corner now, by the way. Right, you know what I think that comes from? Sponsorship's available. The five corner. It's like you told me you couldn't put me there. And I said, yes you can. Uh. Let's just finish this. Yeah, I will. 54. 55. 58 years old for guys. I'm the hangin' and dangin' guy. How does Madonna now like 65 probably? You know what? Look it up if you want because I think that's probably right. Well, I mean, probably like her real age is like 900 because she's a witch. Oh, God. She really is. 68. This is a good one. Far corner. Sponsored by Rewa.

2:14:12How about that? Let us see. I'd like to see Madonna. Yeah. Like here's one thing. If I got like space time travel, besides going back and investing in certain things and then and trading people and not trusting certain people in my investment. You're cool. Eventually I would get to Madonna and the Detroit was that where she was from? Yep. Rock City. Just like a limp ride. And I'd like her to never have just to see. I would like to see what 68-year-old Madonna look like without music. And like what is what would 68-year-old Madonna look like now? Hey, Jaskai. Show what Madonna's like. She wouldn't reach. I like doing this with what does every NFL quarterback look like fat as I did that in it's hilarious. I see. I asked that the other day about members of Bell Bive DeVo. And yeah. Yeah. Easy for you to say. Yeah, it's tough. Thank you. You're welcome. Pointing it out. Heckler. It is this big units birthday. Oh, got yours. Just watch this documentary, Danny.

2:15:13It's now a photographer. Oh. Yes he is. Tom Bought Rock and Randall. Yes, sir. Big R. He'll give you an RJ. Big R.J. or Andy Johnson. Yeah. Remember the 93 All-Star game we're almost killed John Crick. Killed a bird live on TV as well. Oh my gosh. Yeah. Well, he's got Crick his head. Crick his ass will Bobby Cox would have called him. 80. Crick his head. 99. So that is. Doing the math. Yeah. Page knows the math rule. 63. 63. 63. 63. She didn't fall in the math rule. Good because he is 63 years old. Big units. You nailed it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dang it. What is this song? Erasmus. You just reminded me of something we missed this past weekend. And it was totally my fault to be honest with you. We're not only that but so. So the end went to our boy men's seal was in town.

2:16:15Oh, what did I see? I didn't keep tabs on it because we wanted to get him in. I was. He comes in here. Very angry about that because Mrs. X had a girlfriend in town. And it's like, you know, it's like, hey, good to do that thing. And she's like, what do I, what do we do? What should we do? I said, do whatever. I don't know. I don't think there's a male review in town. Do you? And she's like, okay, we just got tickets to Carlisement. See, I'm like, in Greenville. Yeah, comedy. I was like, God bless. I thought he wasn't coming till September. It is September. I know. It is September for 10 days. We got a list. We're trying to run down. Yeah, man. I'm sorry, I missed him. Yeah, me too. I love him. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. A lot of, whether he took jokes or not, like there's people. There's people who use that as ammunition to build their own career. And now possibly be paid the most money ever to do a podcast.

2:17:16But enough about Joe Rogan. Let's talk about. He was always great to us. Joe Perry. He's a Joe Perry's birthday. It is Joe Perry. I was going to say it's not Brad Whitford's birthday. So I was going to give you a hint. I used to have a thing for Joe Perry. Did you? A lot of women did. I used to have a thing for the band Perry. Yeah. So nice. Nice to wear your Perry else. Oh. Never met him. Yeah, I never met the guy. Steve Perry looks like a buddy of mine. You were Gaylord Perry as a us. I got his balls. I held both of his balls in my hand. Yeah. Yeah. Gaylord Perry. Ristamys, best way in Gaffney. Shout out Gaffney. Not East Gaffney, but regular Gaffney. 75. Nice good song. 76. He is 76 years old today. Joseph Perry. I don't have music for the sky. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was. Nanny Perry for the sky, but I'll. I'll. I'll reenact the clip of his. We're doing live. I don't know. What's his name? They suck. He's old is hell now.

2:18:16Yeah, he's mean. Looks like it. Uh, uh, I know it's first. See, I'll say the first name of a page you'll fill it in, but I don't want it to. So if you know it, don't say a page. But his first name's Bill. I remember that. Yep. Bill eyes. Would you like a hint? I'm not. Do you want to say something funny at rhymes with or would your other do the last initial? Well, I was gonna say goodbye in oil filter from this guy if you need it to. God, I just built grease monkey. Ha ha ha. Bill Pettis. It's not Bill Auto Zone. No, it's not. Is it Bill Pett? It's not Bill Advanced Auto Park. Bill O'Reilly. Bill O'Reilly. Bill O'Reilly. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. She said. I'm gonna say that like Bismarkey. Bill Reilly. Oh baby you. You. You got the parts I need. So, I built God's view. What do you do? Uh, uh, Bill O'Reilly. Bill O'Reilly. Bill O'Reilly. 80. I think it's first name is Bill O'Reilly. 81.

2:19:1677 years old for Bill O'Reilly. And happy heavenly birthday. Bill O'Reilly. Bill O'Reilly. Bill O'Reilly. It's not famous for mixing sweet tea and lemon to 80. It's famous for golf and bugger. Arnold Palmer. Arnold would have been 97 years old today. Oh. Matt Ham. He's still here. He's a whole picture but, Matt and. I never heard a bad thing about Palmer. You know, he's an awesome dude. He's an always a nice man. He heard a lot of best stuff about Fuzzy. Well, you saw him. Yeah. Well, you saw him on my golf ball? He's like, yeah. I said, he said, I don't know if I get my whole name on there. And he just signed the A Palmer. Yeah. He's like, that's kind of cool, man. He was, uh, Kiki Palmer's grandpa. No. And, uh, no. No relations to Jim or Rosie Palm or her sister. Oh. Shout out to Roger Marish. Would have been 92 years old today. Roger Marish. What? There's Marish. Oh. Not the most famous thing you see in here. Never called me Matt Harish. Lost him in 1985. Yeah. But Robert Parrish. I see what you're doing. Robert Parrish. Yes. Right before the, uh, the home run thing started. Yeah. Uh, try and see if I looked at, well, you know, I skipped a couple.

2:20:20Oh. You know, my apologies. Probably hit Chris Gianna. Oh, definitely not. And, uh, Colin Firth, great actor. Yeah. Well... Well, well... Well, well... Well... Well, well... Well, well, well... Well. Well, well... Well. Colin, you know, it's weird to be a junior or even, uh, you know, a third, but to be the fourth, is, uh, a son. Colin Firth. That's all I wanted to pick is like, Colin! Colin Firth be with you. Oh. By the way, to each and every one of you, listing right now. Um, I did. I'm gonna place some Madonna tomorrow for rejoins. I wanna do that. Oh no, Bonita. Oh, there's a band dancing. La-Dee, low, more even. La-Dee, low, more even. Oh, there's a band dancing. You can do the rain song too. Let it rain. I like it. When it's gonna rain, oh that's the jack of a song. That's not even. When it's gonna rain, when it's gonna rain. Don't take our cat to Argentina. Oh you can have it back, it's so poising.

2:21:21I think our cattle. Yeah, that's where we're getting all our hamburgers. Move, model. Fab-Oigs, figure that out. I paid $11 for Groud beef yesterday and I'm not doing it again. You're gonna stop. The smallest pack of the story. You're $2000, so what are you worried about? Yeah, send it on my tariff check. You can get a lot of burgers here. It's in the mail. We love the mail. I tell him, I said, you know what? I can give you money, money for the beard oil. Or we can do the hamburger trade. Yeah, he shook his fist, rolled violent ones in there. Uh-huh, uh-huh. I'd be a hamburger steak. Her burgers for bacon. Hamburger shake. Is that what steak and shake is? You order, why you order, you food, you get it each time. Oh my god. It's like a hamburger bravo. God, I'm surprised, if that's the case, you can get a five guys. It's jail and work as a regular. I can't help you. Wow, now I'm, uh, she ordered me up, but I'm going to do this. But why does she make you a slow homosexual? God, that was very rare. You're a bull. Shine that bull.

2:22:21Shine the town. I want you to sing bully and dedicated to the page. No, I'm not. For making me a slow homosexual. She is not a bull. She's a bully bitch. She's a regular one. That's right. All right, page. What do you want? Remind me, what do we say? Thanks for, uh, Thanks for listening. Have a great day. I've been doing it in that voice. Wash your hands. Do it like paid, like Fat Boy is the, uh, move away. Do you bully voice? Wash your hands. It is good. Tap, type and text your message to TRG and 800-774-0093. I'm wonderful, Wes Cleen. This is the Rise Guys Morning Show. We know how to. Hey, y'all, I'm Maddie. And I'm Poodle. And together, we host the podcast Reality Gaze. We are two ridiculous homosexuals who love nothing more than talking about reality television and tearing it a new one. So whether it's 90-day fiance, love is blind, love after lock up, or any other trash TV show about lonely hearts looking for love. Your gay besties got you covered, Joe. New shows every week. Follow and listen to Reality Gaze, wherever you get your podcast.

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