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The rise guys, sucking jiggly guys. Hello, my God. I'm like confused for, you know, having been up for, I'll let's say like an hour and a half. A little more. Damn. Oh, yes. Was that a wasp? Not knowing the date is, yeah, you can get past that. Unless it's like the first of the, or the end of the, you likely don't really need to know the date date. I mean, unless, you know, you don't want to offend friends or it was a rob or, yeah, you know, certain, I tell you, I have more, I have less birthdays to remember than ever. And that's sad. It really is. Well, just be concerned if you forgot the year then I would just be like, well, you see so my emails before that then I'd be like, okay, we need it. We need to talk like the date itself as long as it's not the first of the, or the end of the, it's like, let's just say it's the 11th.

What is it matter? And you're like, what did I forget to pay? Right. That's one good thing about the old Bill collectors. I gotta say, you know, they're like, you know what? Let's start on the first. You get some of them wonky ones. Like I remember one time I got a car, a car one. And once it'll let you pick. Yeah, man. And it was like, well, this is like it in my, is this an extra service I'm paying for? You're gonna let me pick. So I was like, hmm. Look at his skin. Ligon check, you know. Our two checks. Wow, I just sent it like a sea line. Arr, arr, arr. Hey. Arr, arr. Oh God, I'm doing it again. Arr, arr. Our checks. I can't just say it once, kind of. I'm gonna try again. Are we light? Is panterist or what? All right. I'm definitely not. Check, baby, check. Our checks aren't always the same.

One's bigger than the other one. And that one, you know, that's, that's, that's, you know. It's just a cooler check. Is it because it's more probably, that's probably. Yeah, yeah. But I was like, okay. I could pick it and put it on the 17th. I'm sure you wouldn't do it on the 17th. That's fine. I'm gonna screw you either way, one way or the other. Either way, I'll, I'll, I'll be like, I'll be set tripping for like two days. And it's like, boom, you, and you take it, right? I don't have to remember. You'll just take it out for a minute. All right, I like it. That's not what I thought you were gonna do. That's a great service. We have to admit, I'm not comfortable with everything being digital. I'm fine with GTA being digital. Don't cancel me for it. I do think it's cool. They're still making the, the, the, the boxes for it. At least they, they're doing that. You know, you, you gotta buy a freaking commemorative ticket stub when you go to a concert. Now, give me one for free.

Who's gonna screenshot their phone and print it out? That's gay. Or a dumb pardon. I mean, it is. It's a happy. You talking about the auto pay service? Yeah, I, that's right there, dude, without that. Well, there's one of us in here that says she gives double charges here there. Yeah, I don't want to use it. I have been. Well, oh, yeah, well, I probably have been and not, that actually did happen one time. I told you about that. I paid, well, that's, you, it's just stupid. It's just dumb. I paid, I paid two different streaming services for like six months, not realizing. Because when I would look at the checkered account, I'd say, oh, they took their money out. I didn't see that it was every two weeks, rather than once a month. I was paying for two accounts for six months. I'm a moron. Were you two working a bit yesterday? When you, you said never, but go ahead. She won't work with me. I didn't think you'd work together in that,

going to business in that sense. One of you said, don't say who. I mean, I'm gonna get paid again. Yeah. And then the other one said, Friday, Friday, then I'm gonna be here like, wow, really. Well, we thought it was changing. It's so, I mean, there was a slight change. And that was me, again, referring back to the earlier thing, not knowing the exact date. That's the thing. I knew the day of the, now this week with the whole Labor Day thing, which I understand all countries don't celebrate. Yeah. They don't. I was looking at it. Sudan, they don't get that day off. They don't get water either. No. We're not planning. I'm so sorry. I'm the guy. I know you have that. They got it in cobalt mines too, in Idaho. So they got all the water for it. I'm so obsessed with money, they're like always knowing it is. Well, that's not maybe healthy. I just realized I'm always gonna love money. I love money now. I would never not love money.

Like I'm just gonna, people said, well, it doesn't bother you happiness. I've never had that much, but I mean, I think it could. I mean, I have been comfortable, but not now. So I've never been able to build to that. Yeah. Maybe because I've really never really had it. Like I told you, I don't have a net worth. Like that's not a joke. It's like, it's negative. I'm saying it's not the money. I disagree with that. Even though you're like, have a hell of a, you know, but I don't wanna ask you questions, but you're not ever negative net worth. And I'm not doing that as an inspirational talk to you right now. You are somebody, you know what? Because God don't make a joke. It's interesting how you approach it. I try to figure out your approach to it. But if I showed you numbers, you would definitely be negative. Like concrete data. You're not leaving your assets to anybody. You're no asset. Your son doesn't speak to you very much

because he knows it's like, whatever. When you're gone, there's no asset. I don't own property. I don't own my car. You're the two biggest things that I would have. You know, nobody owns their car until they've totally paid it off. Everybody's hard as bought a car. You own it for, you own it in seven years sometimes. Now seven, which is, ugh. I'd say, I don't wanna aggravate him too much. I know somebody got a seven year loan on a car. I'm like, my lord, does he like car in that car? That's like, wow. Is that really a store? I'm not a money. Seven years is. The interest that you're clocking on the car. Oh man. But I mean, I get it too. I also, I saw a thing. I didn't think there was an option. I thought that was like the minimum. The minimum? Like you're gonna have at least six years. Are you talking about going in and getting like a three or four? Three or three to five. Well, we must be putting a chunk down. Oh, you traded in. I mean, I've always. I've just now got to that point. I've always traded in. I never like sold my vehicle and then said,

oh, I gotta get a car. Yeah. And then I'm taking, like, first of all, how am I gonna get there to go look at him? I'm over it. I always said, we're predicting me to get in when you're like, all right, our house is on the market. We're so, cause it's a seller's market right now. Oh, really? Where are you moving to? Yeah. Well, you're just so smart. So we just kind of be after ourselves just then, because we just admitted to the fact that we're going to get hours here, but we're going to give it to them over here. They got money. You got 20 grand above ask. There's no way you can live. There's never a national good time for that. So don't read the news. It's telling you when to go take it longs out when they, you wait for the fed numbers. You don't, don't do that. I mean, that don't do that. How about the old, the, hey, oil prices ain't coming down for two months. So, you know, been over and take it. At least, you know, you gotta heads up. First off, historically, gas prices,

they know they got you there in the summertime. There's never been a point where they're like, oh, you know, reserves are great. Everybody around the world's in unison and harmony and such. So, yeah, we're going to lower the gas prices this summer. The summer, we know you guys, you know, we keep it where most of you can't travel by plane. So you have to use the cars. Yeah. That by design is another thing. So we make all these things. Oh, no matter where you live, there's somewhere in driving distance. You'd like to go on vacation. People got about a five to seven, some nine hour minimum or maximum rather. I know driving to Florida. God bless y'all. Oh, Lord. I know somebody in Florida who just, they sent a screen cap, it was 420 yesterday. Oh, wow. I paid $3.99. Oh, I thought you meant what time it was, never like getting high at Disney World. Oh, no. It was 420. I thought you meant the time. You meant the gas price, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So they're never going to lower it then, but any excuse to gouge, they're going to do it.

You can do it. You can legally do it. You can illegally do it. But it's going to happen here. It's like this. It's a gauge. It probably helped me out on this. I, the only really thing I can say this from is like probably target and stuff like that. But anyway, them, them, pumpkin, spice, candles will sit there all year long. Let's say they're all year long 8.99. But then when it comes to the end of September, then Mark and Suckers have to 14.99. Y'all buy them. Yeah. I mean, that's the, yeah. Do you know what a smell of the rest of the year? I mean, why is it, is it not comforting? I love the smell of sentiment too much. It'd give me a headache, but my mom needs to burn popery. That's where it was literally just ground cinnamon with leaves in it. Oh, yes. It was rich. It was rich though. Who? Did she have the air fresheners? They were just the jellies that you have way open. Yes. Oh, I hate them. And you leave them in their old right out, yeah. Yeah. It sucks, man. I was like, you'd poke at it like this is weird.

They wrote something else on it. I don't know, but at the other house, she put in those, the ones that you plug into the wall and it squirts out every once in a while or whatever. See, my husband would take those out because they're fire hazards. Well, they also would spray my daddy's ankles and you'd get scared and passed off at the same time. Mayor, my ankles smell like huckleberries or not huckleberries. It's funny. It's funny. They've got the ones now that are on timer. Mayor's muckleberry. Yeah, the timers like the Ingles produce weatherstorm. Just fun. I think it's good luck. If there's the thunder. If you're there and you happen to be getting some greens or something else and like, oh, they didn't do the dramatic. And they didn't give you no thunder. That sucker just starts spraying back in the day. He'd sit there and get you here for the storm. Get your yarms all wet. Now it's like boom, boom, boom, boom. There comes the storm.

McCorn's wet. McCorn's wet now. Yeah. I'm sitting here dripping all around Ingles. Something's going on. Now come on. So we're out. I don't mind you. I'm starting to warm up now. I'm starting to get into getting a little grue. There's a rock in the chair. It helps me. It just rocks me into the... Sometimes it'll, it'll, it'll, sometimes drop me into the... Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm afraid to sit in the ones at Cracker Bill. Though I really want to. They're up there. Not the front. God, what do they cost? That would aid you. Well, I get nervous like if I break it, I don't have 200 bucks to give them for a broken rock and chair. What'd you do to us, or sat down? That's what I did. I didn't get a rock. It's a make up. So, Horace, whoever's on the side, yeah, get better chair. Horace. Quit making them in China. Horace. You make them in Iran? That's what's going to happen. We're going to get our furniture made in Iran and they're going to like rig it up to where we all sit down and bust our ass. It's going to be like, oh, I'm not exfood.

You know, like combustible or pfft. We got to little Americans. You know, that's, that's, that's pretty solid right there. Because like the original, like didn't the original, like, I don't want to say Tupperware because I know their story. But like the, the plastic dishes and stuff, like that started over there, right? So. Oh, I don't know. I thought. Pyrex to Pyrex start there? Well, that's glass. I mean, like the straight up plastic. Because, you know, they always say like, man, I saw this great little mean video the other day and this is on topic. I'm not drifting away. I'm going to say they can want me to just. It showed, clow Schwab. It showed Zuckerberg. It showed all these like billionaire gazillionaires and their, their, oh, BB was another one. No. And they're saying that and it shows them like on their phones,

like speaker phone talking, whatever. Each of them have their cameras covered. All of them have their cameras covered. They got to be constantly attacked. I would think. And then there was another. I can't remember who it was. There's another one. One of those guys, it's like a billionaire, but you don't really, he's not like a household name. He shows, he puts his phone in a bag and that's like, how effeminate is that that he puts his cell phone, not a tablet, but a cell phone into a little bag that he slides down his pocket and that. So I use, I use my phone and I take a picture of it. And I ask Jim and I say, what is it? Hang on boy. Let's find out together. Do you know what Jim and I said? It's a fair day cage in his pocket. Is that one of those bags you have to lock it up and you go to a comedy show or? Well, it's, it's the one that like keeps all, your phone can stay on, but it keeps any interaction

from any pings, any connect in the Wi-Fi. Oh, okay. Anybody hair drop in you? Well, if they're using it, I won't run. Just like when they bought us the thing during COVID. I want a little safe bag. Put your phone in here to sanitize them. Oh, okay. Oh, that little laser thing. That was dude. Come on. What was that crap? It was like, you lay your phone at God. You had to zip it up in there. That'll be a fun like Netflix documentary and three or four. I was gonna say years by months knowing them, the failed technology of COVID. There's a little tray that you lay your phone in. And it was like a little car wash, but it was lasers. Mm. Phone stuff. If you listen to all of them, it might not matter if you got that bag in the future or not. What's he saying about the Wi-Fi Jails? Oh, well, that the AI itself could eventually wipe out the human race quicker than we think. Like physically, like kill us. Yeah, well, like final destination types, though.

I mean, we're still a waste from it. I mean, like will our grandchildren? Probably. It's probably like, but like, you know, they had the robots racing in Asia. I don't remember the country. And it beat you saying's bolt record. You saying bolts record of the fastest ever. Beat it by, look, it's just a robot running. I mean, like if you saw this thing running at you, like it would, I mean, what, you just gonna lay there? I mean, you just gonna, all right, it's taming. Yeah, yeah. Well, they haven't figured out how to stop it. So that sucker that caused hundreds of thousand dollars that just won the race, runs into the wall and completely like almost explodes and sparks go everywhere. They're not stopped. They're saying this can start within the next decade. Terminator 2 tried to tell us. And those guys keep, they keep tinkering and tinkering with it.

Like you don't have to constantly evolve technology. You got to know a stopping point. But we were at a low for a while though. That's where, because I remember saying, God, I thought by now there'd be, you know, I was thinking like, I mean, floating cars and stuff. I think the initial investment is all that they have to consider, but you have to have somebody supervising all that. You can't be asleep and just like, we're just gonna let it run itself. I'll stay home. Well, again, and I don't like to give them any credit, but Homer Simpson's one job is to set their and press one button just in case, because that's something the robots couldn't do. They can't kill the software either. It's got self-preservation codes to, you can't delete it or corrupt it. And then remember like they were wanting to turn, they've said that Google was giving like, this crazy money, offering money to these cities that needed a, you know. Ah, the Google fiber cities, yeah.

We tried to be one for like, I was like, what are y'all doing? You want to like give the all control to the grid? Yeah. And then what? What takes us some country to hack us and then have our robots not work in attack us? Yeah. That's so stupid. Man, my room was asleep at the wheel. My room was over here listening to me. Look at it glowing. You listening, H.U. Rumba. That happened recently, right? Somebody. So did we have a story, somebody's room to spy it on them or? Yeah, something like that. Recorded a conversation, something like that. Wow. I don't know who it reports back to or do they even have hard drives in the room to store that stuff? Is it going to the cloud? God bless. Somebody make one that has a red wig on it so I can call it Rumba Mac and Tyre, that would be. I'll be scrolling. These rise guys. The night me laugh, I'm listening to my room morning. I'm a white award. The rise guys.com. Woo-hoo. This is the ride to the morning, child.

How about TLC version better? I gotta be honest. Yeah, this is good. Joe Marsica cut one. We're talking about the group TLC. Yeah. Oh my God. TLC is going to be a TLC motor. Dude. That would be awesome. It's not possible first off. Zara was a well-too out of three. T.C. We'll be there. T.C. Left top. He's got a little, hello above her, or left top. Ooh, I'll never forget that video. This is hell. Wait, the last one that she filmed? Yeah, they were running tape in the car before the ride. Yeah, I know. I know. How like prophetic her or whatever. Nowadays with social media, it's like you run a video everywhere. Oh, let's catch this moment. Ah, ah, ah. But then it was like, you just happen to be filming that right there. Dude, it's funny you mentioned that. I don't know if you saw the story. I didn't see it in the stack, so I don't think we're gonna do it. Cause I don't really know how big it is. One was eating at a restaurant with her parents. Her ex-husband comes in. It's gonna shoot her.

Like they see it on security camera. Somehow her phone was filming it too. He walks in to shoot her, but the safety's on. So he's kind of, he's Jimmy in with the gun. And the waiter tackles him in suplexism. I gotta show you the video. Oh my God. But this guy has so many angles that the guy is coming in. Shoot her. So you mean just like everybody's all the different points of views? Like it's like hers too. Her phone for some. Wow. That's insane. Imagine that, well gosh, oh, I hate to dump at that stuff. That, you know, like the, the, what's it there? What's that that recent? Look at that. He just walks in to the gun jams. Oh, go back on it, would you? Oh my God. They realize that, you know, the mom's like, no, no, no, then why do you have the waiter tackles him? Wow. Two pikes. Good for that. That waiter like didn't even like, no second guess that at all. It's like you trail them walking in. Look, he already has the gun ready. Boom. Oh my God. Now, I wonder if they're gonna show the other angle from her phone, because her phone is on the table.

Oh my God. There it is. Yeah, look. Oh my God. And it jammed or they said, they said the safety was on it. It didn't jam. They just didn't know how to work it. Whoa. And they've got it on her face when she realized it was. And she flinches, you know, obvious reaction, but wow. Oh my God. That's it. That is so bizarre. That's a miracle. Look at it. He don't, I mean, look, you take somebody by surprise and just, you get the momentum, but he didn't look like a guy that would, you know, like, wrestling to the ground. Well, also that, you're in line. That guy have not, he didn't look like he knew what he was doing with the gun either. Yeah, man. I kind of saved someone's life. That's a good thing. No, yeah, I'm talking about the guy who tried to shoot. I mean, luckily, you know, I mean, how many people would step in that you've been, you know, but was it their recent school shooting where the kid was live streaming it? And when he didn't go to that school,

it was another school. He went in there, it was live streaming it. And I don't know about that one. Oh, okay. We're through. I don't know, I don't want to go. I hate stuff like that, it's just life actually wasn't their video from Columbine, like, when that happened, obviously the technology wasn't the surveillance stuff. That's the, I remember that awful. Yeah, the long trench coats. That's all I remember. Yeah. Now, I remember the one guy sitting on a bench, this might have been the last year or two, who pulled out a gun in the principal, tackled him. So nothing happened there, but still, you know, the guy got hit with a lot of charges. If a guy's got his back, and you've got, like what, and you see he's got a gun out pointing to somebody, you, you jumping in? Well, I'm trying to think like in here, what's the way to just barrel through the door and did it? Like, I'm all the way over here. Oh, hitting the ground. Like, I would have to run around the trip, but in my cram in a chair, like, I'm pushing a chair around the bulb here

to knock the guy out. Well, I could be a woman too. I don't mean to not be equal, but you know what I'm saying? I'm probably gone first. So I don't think, well, well, first off that, they probably do stuff to you first. I don't think you'd shoot you first. Let's not give any helpful hints from Hellelweez on how to bombard the studio. The only way you can get in is if, it's like double, double, it's like double penetration to get up here. Remember the other end turned to tough. I'd hit the ground, crawl out the door while he's attacking you. Go get some guy, come here. Shoot me, he's got, a door opens. He's looking right at you. Or she. No, he's looking at you. But you know, like, you know, I'm going to have to tell the way to that. This point of view from this woman, he's, no, he's looking at you. He's not going to shoot page first, though. He's probably going to make her like take her clothes off before she shoots her, but you know, she'll still have time to live like we're getting past. And if he tells you to do something, or he's going to shoot you, don't do it, because he's going to shoot you either way. That's right. That's what people forget about. They always do. If you don't like my blank, I'm going to shoot you.

The you over there. No, they don't do it anyway. So if he comes in with his phone and a gun, and he's like popping knocker for the video, you're like, no, because you're going to shoot me anyway. And then when he kills you, he's going to pull you shirt down and look at it. He is. So he say, I should have brought my gun into work here. I do every day. You got a gun? I have two of them. I got to get one still. You got one for each hand? No, I have a shotgun. I'm not even going to say. So I don't get this. I have a big gun and I have a, a hand gun. You got a black one where you put the bullets in the handle? I have a block. Why do people not want to talk about their guns? I don't get it. I don't mind talking about it. What are you going to talk about? Well, you know, she don't want to talk about it. I've heard you say before, like you don't want to mention what you have. I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I so, I don't give out. Like we know someone who has a very, very extensive array. And you know, even, My head is on militia. Even they've even said, Yeah, I don't want to really be known. You know, but I like, I get that.

I like target practicing. So, that's supporting. Well, if I had a gun, one more Walmart than anywhere else, be honest with you. Like I would, what do you wear it? Like that kind of, it's a little off putting when you see it out in public. It's off putting. Because obviously that person can control a situation. Yeah. So I don't even know if you still have to take that class. I don't think you do, right? Like you just open carry. You have to have a permit to open carry, yes. Yeah. I don't think you have to have a permit. I thought you just had to, if you can get the gun legally, then that's all you need. You can just carry it wherever. I know. The biggest concentration of, of, I don't know, I don't know what you're gonna say. Yeah, what? I know what you're gonna say. Right when the TV show classic concentration will come on, there's probably some people who are like, let's not throw it back. Yeah. Yeah. More flock cameras. It next time you go to your gun shop

or your shooting range or whatever, you watch the mile away from it as you're driving there. And you just look up, I was setting somewhere the other day. It's like boom, there it is. Hey, you normally, when you see it, it was hoop or wamp. Wamp, it was two versions, right? It was two, yeah, 95 South versions. And then there was a loop and a wamp. I don't know which one I did. I, I, I was saying who? They did. Who? Who could walk? We might have to do a different rejoin at some point today. Yeah, tag team back here. Full effect. And my mad DC, the brain supreme. And my nasty roller. Tag team back again. Get, let's get a part of people, get in the right, then this, I don't know. I'm going to be pissed. We're all the boys and we're going to have some noise. That will, no. You're thinking of MC light. This has been the Pecker with a rap segment. Page.

Mm-hmm. It's time. It is that time. Time for you to pull out that whip of news and tell us what's happened to the place. I've had it for so much to decide on. There's some of you get stories. Get in the heart of, everything. Yeah. Get in the heart of it. Yeah. I'm going to talk about how you better hurry up and get these pre-sell tickets for this movie because it's hot. It is. It is fire. We'll talk about that next in your eyes. I'm going to get back. I'm stubborn up over there. It's the, I'll tell you what, the movie that I want to see above all. I saw it advertised it last night. It's going to be in, it's two weeks from, no, one week from, I'll count down his own. Freaking date line. I was thinking of being theaters. Yeah. Really exclusively. Oh, okay. I thought it was straight to, straight off. And also how creepy is it that I'm going to a dark movie theater, watch a movie about child porn predators? Oh my God. You know who's going to be a guy who takes his kid to it?

Just like he did to the one of the meetings. Remember the guy who brought his kid with him? Oh my God, yes. Yeah. And they immediately told him why he turned around. You think that's what originally the song, Wait in the Truck, was it about? I had to. Wait in the truck. Well, I go in here and, I go in here. Dad, why'd you bring condoms? Wait in the truck. Dad, why do you have waffles? Why didn't it drop? Oh my God. This is the Rise Guys. I love the Rise Guys. They're funnier than anyone else on the Red Es. Yeah, the Rockians are great. They're crazy. You're listening to the Rise Guys Morning Show. When news matters, it matters where you get your news. It's Rise Guys Headlines. Good morning, everyone. I'm Paige and you better get your tickets. Avengers Doomsday has already made $50 million in pre-sale tickets at the Domestic Box office. So that's more than 70% of the tickets sold are for Infinity Vision, which is like Disney's version of IMAX. So it's huge. And it doesn't come out until December 18th.

Oh, the week before. Yeah. Lord's birthday. Which I've been told is a huge time for movies. I thought they'd save it for the summer. Oh, I don't know that I've ever... I don't know that I've ever... I've never... ...went week of Christmas to the movies. But you're right. That's like Jurassic Park came out then. The Twilight movies would come out. It's kind of sad though, right? Like you got all the stuff going on. Like Christmas, man. Like you shouldn't be going to the movies. I think that's for people who have to be around family and they don't want to talk to them for like two hours at a time. Hey, let's go to the movies. I used to love to, you know, when my mom went on a scot to the movies or she'd drop us off ice skating. Yeah. And she would do her thing. Did you go to the O'Farell Theater and... ...Kitchen Shed back in the day? No. That was the Mitchell Brothers Theater. That was the born-in theater. How do you know that? Oh, that was a famous... ...pair. The Mitchell Brothers made a lot of adult movies. But they... I've won, killed the other.

I can't remember which one. Oh, my. But they were at the San Francisco. Of course. They were, she would probably take us to the mall, drop us off. You might have saw the movie because Emilio Estabés and Charlie Sheen played the parts. Shed for a drop off, is it Paul? Yeah. Yeah. My grandmother's, you know, Green Valley Coach Club. Yeah, bye. Yeah. I don't get pre-sale tickets for movies. It's the same price usually. There are a lot of showings. Why do you have to buy it now? There's no dynamic pricing too. Because it's a fun thing. If people like to do it, my friends like to do it. They like to dress up and make it a night. Women, all do. All women do. White women, black women, kids and years. The dress enough. Let's not wear a dress. I didn't watch the whole thing. But the girl right behind Tony's Shea Bone was dressed up like a holy queen or something. I was like, you know what? That's kind of cool. So we all have pajamas.

Well, I messed everything up. They have pajamas. I didn't wear them on. Oh, straighter. You sleep naked, so. No, I'm not. I'm just drinking. So they all wore their little wikid. The pajamas when we went to see wikid. So that is so in no offense to Ag. I don't want to go again, but God, that's okay. It's okay. I mean, they had a good time and the pictures are hilarious. Wikid. Just say women like to dress up and. But why is that gay? To get to put out pajamas to go to movies. It's not a ball. I mean, if you go in a Walmart, fine. But going to the movie theater and you're going to wear like. It shouldn't be allowed in public in them. What? I want to dance. Where I dance. Did you paint your faces green too? No. Now look, here I am a hypocrite on Christmas. The week of Christmas this past. I've wore, I've went and bought Grinch pajamas to wear to the Santa breakfast that we go to over there at the

Payful Crossing. You've done it before. It's in your own little way. And I'm gay for doing it. For a movie. It's, you know, and obviously for those that are temperamental and meek and everything. I don't really mean homosexual. I just mean it's just very like eccentric. You know, you know, aww. You paid full price before your party got bigger. So you get a pay even more. But some people. I didn't tell them she was pregnant either. No more drinks or husbands were forced to do anything. They didn't have to go. It was all us. Oh, I know. And we had a good time. Ladies are, are you in a group though where like one of you, like there's usually the ringleader, the one who's like, Hey, I found out about this. We're good. Like the one who runs the whole thing. But there's, there's one of you in that group. It's like, I don't want to dress up to go to this crap. I don't have white cow curl boots guys.

I'm out when magic mic comes out and you all dress slutty and gay. Yeah, you have time to change into my dress like chippin' dance. Like 10 of you to get together to dress like horse for magic mic. Yeah. You go see any country singer. Even if he's good looking or not, you're a freaking ass cheeks are hanging. Oh yeah. Shaps. Why not? Jump on me. I ain't complain either. But it's like, how many times have people accidentally kissed the wrong person or grabbed the wrong hand of the wrong girl? Because they all look like each other at the concerts. Why are the women so codependent? That's why I don't get it. I don't know. And one of you go somewhere like yourself once. You know, it's not even just in pairs normally. It's like girls, we're like four plus or we're not going. I mean, you know, we have, we have, we're still, we're like shirts for certain things, you know, that's just a, that's just a girl thing. You all came up with thing one, thing two, thing three. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if this is an age thing, but when I rode shareback in the day, and you drop these girls off of these front parties, they're like,

we don't want to be the first ones here. Can you take us back? I can't take you back. Do you know the first person the ride share was? Sonny Bono. Really? Oh my god. I can't. You either bent it up right now or you don't want to own it. That's all I heard of Weezer. I was waiting for a, I thought a little front boot came out. Tap type and text your message to TRG and 800774 0093. I'm a wonderful Weezer. This is the Rise Guys Morning Show.

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