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The Rise Guys Podcast — ALL Y’ALL STATES CAN GO TO HELL: HOUR THREE. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
The rise guys morning. Yo, it's about to bear these pecker woods. That's it sounds like a subdivision on it. Pecker woods. And I mean, it's what's why people live there. Woody, Woody Pecker woods. Oh, sorry, I'm just like sick. It's the new Dillon or it. It's a new San Susie. What should means without Susie? Yeah, you know, even the inner community stuff, like talking crap about, I'm finally going to get to it. We're finally going to get to state hate. Finally. Because something. I'm just being a bitch. Thank you. First off, get her some terror cards because she just read my mind. And when I say terror cards, I don't mean the main moment on the radio. Oh my God. What a great bit.
Do you think I haven't thought of it already? Yeah, get my new refractor. Terror cards. She's dressed up like a Jamaican woman with a head. Hey, man. Hey, you're just a little vote for Trump at their time. You're awesome. JD Man top. I pretty much have futures, man. I'm sorry. I digress. Please forgive me. Well, listen, I guess it waxed bush. I've heard that. Yes. Here's the thing. So whatever it was, it's been so long and pages right. We've been wanting to talk about this for the last two or three days. And then we go off talking about other stuff. But whatever it was, we were talking about which state that generally speaking, I think it was up when when Trump was talking about wanting to make 50 second, 50 third, 54th states and all stuff. We're like, well, maybe there's one that we could trade, you know? Like what's the one? So I've looked up this thing. And of course, just like everything else, there are no new ideas. Even what was the one I came up with yesterday?
It was, I was like, dude, I don't want to give this to the, oh, I know what it was. I said, I've got an idea for a podcast, but it's nothing I want to be involved with. It would be for what people refer to as the lib teas, you know? Oh, yeah. The left to the left. I was like, the name of the podcast is left or riot. Like, which is a great idea. Left or riot. Great title. Yeah, it was, it was, it was a song about, from like 15 years ago, about the left agenda in America. I was like 15 years ago. There's no new ideas. Yeah, it's not. Except for any of the C test, toilet paper. That was an original. That was an original. Oh, something just happened again where I thought of you, something you said, but somebody said it on the TV show. God, dang it. What was it? I don't want to get a side track, but it just popped up. I'll think of it in a second. I may architect of vernacular.
Oh, Bob, Bob. I know what it is. I'll find it off there. It was the entourage commercial they did for a, for a bidding app. He said, already said the line that you said. I'm like, oh my god, this man's line, but he said it in a commercial. So I got to go pull it to fuck, but I remember what it was, the commercial. So I'm going to go back and listen to it. But tell me now, though, just so I, uh, well, I forgot the line. It might come to me though if the commercial did. I'm going to. That boy. This was the moment when they realized that all three of them had dementia. Or also, I was just problems. I know. I've been admitted. Well, you know what? I had one that died from Alzheimer's. Nobody runs all the time. Yeah. But he was. Well, just because my mom died of it, doesn't mean I'm going to. No, no. I mean, look, I've already outlived one of my grandpa's. So, you know, as far as I know, I know that's a pretty big accomplishment. He didn't need any clap. That's what I heard. One who was a man of the species. I'm being positive.
We need positive enforcement here. Yeah. You went from part of his bitch. You know, very confident. Well, you know, the mood swings anyway. I want it to, okay? Yeah. It's weird. You girls wear the mood rings when your teenagers go through mood swings when you're in your 40s. It's that damnedest thing. More moat. Or 30s or whatever year it is. Don't wear it forever. So, I did look it up at which state we hate the most. Cormulatively. Cumulatively. There we go. I would never work for that company, by the way. Can you lift? Can you lift? Can you lift? Can you lift? Can you lift? Can you lift? Can you lift? Can you lift? Can you lift? Can you lift? Can you lift? Can you lift? I don't have any money. The other day I did mention one state because I had a friend that dated somebody who loved a football team from there. South Carolina, we have no professional teams. No, no. Go ahead. What do you go ahead? It was roll tide. Oh, you don't like Alabama? No, this person... Oh, they hated it. They hated it because of that. Wow. I mean, that team... Well, you are going to hate this because 11 states want to get rid of California.
They hate it. They hate California. They do not care to go to California. They do not care to go there. They don't like what it represents. The politics here is like it is like it's a different country, but guess what? They're GOP... Or they're GOP. They're... What was that thing about Trump last night? They're... They're grossed. What is the word? I'm looking for here. In another word, their economy is as big as like 10 or 12 states combined. Oh, yeah. So it is a ton of people. It is. There's a very long state. There's industry. There's culture. There's everything there. State, long-life, Jordan. Science. So, yes, and also witchcraft and... Well, that's a real hard... The occult and... Yeah. Debian. I can think of the reverse. It's horsery. No, the state that hates the rest of the states. The state that hates the rest of the... The Hater State? Hawaii hates the country. Oh, yeah. Yeah, but that's the thing. Like, hate your king. Come on, I want to layer whatever his name was.
Like, that guy sold you. Like... Like, they want to be their own country. I think about who was... Who was it that sold us Louisiana? The French? Yeah, but what was his name? Who was it? Don't know when I remember his neopolitan. Because he... It was Lafayette. Was the general right that took the... Yeah, yeah. It was they had the name part of it after Lafayette, Louisiana. Damn it, boy. You remember Old Orleans? It was great. It didn't smell like piss. Wow. You two have been yay and say, why does it smell like wewe here? I haven't even been there and I want to go. The state... I don't want to go because it's not that. You know what? This is very... What have been a France, too? Does it smell like pee? Wewe. That's what I mean. Wewe. That's what I mean. Wewe. They spoke P-O-U-I over there. Pwa. Pwa. I thought the Pee-Wee. Pee-Wee. I remember that magazine. What's that magazine, Matthew?
What is it, sir? Boy. Boy, the pro. You got big black butts magazine, Matthew. So watch this. For cigars. The second state that most states, you know, and obviously this was in the... For those of you that don't vote, this wasn't like a poll question. You know, that's one of those little things. The state that most states hates second. New York. The most. I would think in New York, too. Fat boy. I, you're a smart ass. Yeah. Washington DC. Washington DC is not a state. It could be though. That could be. It's like the Vatican. I mean, it really is. People talk crap about Vatican. We have Washington DC. Same damn thing. No, it's the... Where the other Disney is. Florida. Florida. The two places that, you know, if it's not like I said, a five-hour trip. Most people are going to... It is in West. Yes. That is Paige. Are you saying what I'm saying?
I see. There needs to be a north and south coast. Coast. You know, I think it's possible there with the South. Residents of DC would love to remind you that they are taxed with that representation. Yes. And also the... You ever set down and... Well, who am I asking? You're waiting up on the Rise Guys Morning Show. I love the Rise Guys. Oh, yeah. The Rise Guys and the Morning Men. They are hilarious. This is the Rise Guys Morning Show. I had to call an audible there. I was like, let's play this one instead because... Yeah, boys. All of it. A lot of people in the text, you're already like reading into this very well. What causes the hate? What causes a state to hate another one? Like, for instance, what state does South Carolina hate the most? What do you think? This is great. Real quick. We're going to get some of your calls, especially Alicia, because Fat Boy told me off there.
He's like, take her first. Leeish. Oh, you got to. I absolutely North Carolina. That's Rowling Ancus, or... You think North Carolina? I see Florida. Fat Boy's right. They hate us the most, too. That's right. We're going to fight. They hate us the most. Oh, my God. That's the only one team. That's why we hate each other. Right. I love North Carolina. And then... Well, you try to. So the reason I said this song is because when people were saying that they hate California, and people say they hate Florida, is because of the amount of homeless people there. So I was like, hey, let's play a Kill the Poor by Dead Kennedies. I explained that. Did I read that there were even going into Beverly Hills? The homeless account? I'm sure. I'm trying to spread out there. If you were homeless, wouldn't you go where they had more money to pay you for food? I mean, if I was homeless, I'd like... I probably wouldn't go nowhere. Yeah, I'd try not to make it happen to be in homeless. I'd probably just stay where I was at. Plus, I mean, once you get dibs on a bench, like, you've got to stay there.
Are you going to lose it? You can't just leave you buggy there. No more. They'll push it away. You're still in it. I can't take buggy. It's like you used to be able to take buggy. Right. Real quick. I'll go after you. We're just like all the other states. North Dakota hates South Dakota. That's for us. Virginia hates West Virginia. That's for us, really. New England hates New Jersey, but New Jersey itself hates Kansas. Why? I had no clue. I bet they thought it was the band. It's a lot of connection. They should be hating New York. Yeah. Right. On this hatred. I always assume that, because they would say, people say they went on vacation in New York, but the hotel is in New Jersey. You know, they went on New Jersey. Like everybody knows this is the cheaper alternative. New Jersey. But that's the basis of the hatred, though. I mean, they were saying the homeless thing. It's basically people being scared to maybe ask for money, or they makes them feel bad. They should about themselves. Like, hey, I'm on vacation. Look at these people. They don't have a pot to go PPM.
Now, I understand. Because I am in North and South Carolina. Close your mouth. And I understand driving up the mountains with South Carolina people they cannot drive sometimes. And it really pisses you off. Right. Either they go too fast or just low. Well, let's find out. Everyone, the lines are full, but you can stay on them if you would like to, or, you know, try to get in. 1-800-774-0093, that person there. I recognize the sequentials in your numbers. The person it does this every day is a nice little reminder to me. Yes, it's the same number to text. The person texts in all that. Is this the same number to text that I call? Deal, weed. One line doesn't mark. Just, hey, make sure you remind people. Every set, dammit. Yes, the Ingles Markets text line. Yes. Gosh, people. Text to call. One number does it all. I like it when you say it sexy. Ooh, I like that. She like it like that. Let's ask Alicia which state is the absolute worst?
Alicia, which state do you hate the most? Good morning. Good morning. Well, that one's easy. I would say South Carolina. Damn, didn't even have to think about it. Where are you from? No. She already coming with a question. I'm actually from Florida. Oh, the second most hated. Oh, okay. Yeah, exactly. Why do you hate South Carolina? Or like, where do you live? Okay, let's go back a track here. Why do you hate South Carolina? Like, you've traveled here, you vacation here, what? I know. I mean, I'm okay. So basically, yeah, I've been to like Columbia and the Armour. Yeah. And I mean, I'm just saying like, I did not like being there at all. I mean, and before everybody starts getting mad, I'm just, I'm not saying that every single person in South Carolina is terrible. Right. It's just like the culture of it. Like, I met some really good people there. I swear, but I'm talking about just-
What's so bad of what? And I have an idea of what you're going to say. I really, really, I don't know. There's going to be one of two answers I know, but what's so bad about it? It's the fakeness. Oh, wow. That's not what I was going to get. That's really crazy. Yeah, it's like, oh my god. Everybody talked about Southern hospitality. It's like, Southern hospitality is total bullshit. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. He can't say that. He can't say that. Hang on a sec. Oh, whoa, Lord, have mercy. That's his second fat boy. Todd, I know. He's twisting all day. I think- I got a crannife, actually, on that one. If we, uh, that dump button's going over- I'm glad you got fast hands. All right, it's totally fine. It's totally fine. It's so- She might kind of be on the something, though, to be honest with her. Oh, that's the way people are flared to talk, you know. All right, I think we're good. All right, sorry about that. I mean, not sorry. Well, I am sorry. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. She able to say that word, but it's okay. Sorry. So you're from Florida. Sorry. So you're not from, like, up north or anything like that? No, I'm not some, like, New Yorker, like, just can't handle, or doesn't understand, but there's a little Southern hospitality thing. Yeah. It has nothing to do with that. It's just, like, I've slipped all over the place. I've slipped forward. I've lived in New York, Colorado, Ohio, California, and then South Carolina, like, like, like, like, Ermo and Colombia. Yeah. I've been around all kinds of people, but it's just the South Carolina people. It's just that I'm talking generally, so don't kill me. Yeah. I mean, it's the place where I constantly felt like, how do I say this without sounding horrible? I was going to lie. You don't say bad words. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no. No, no, no. Well, okay. So everybody, everybody, like, wants you to think that they care about you, but they don't
really necessarily care. They just want to look like they care. And that's part of the culture. Like how so? Give us an example of what you're saying. Oh, my God. How much time do you have? Well, like, hour and 20 minutes? I don't know. What's the question? It's like an hour or 18. Okay. The first one I'll say, I think this one's super easy. It's like, bless your heart. Okay. So everybody jokes about it, but it is real. Yeah. People say, bless your heart. Bless their heart. You know, and it's like somebody leaves the room and then immediate's like, bless her heart. She's really struggling right now. And then comes like 20 minutes of telling everybody this woman's personal business. Yes. You know what? Yeah. Fat boy, what are you rocking back here? What's what are you, is she wrong? No, she's not wrong. I mean, that's the, there's no confrontation. Everybody likes to go behind the back. Oh, yeah. So she's kind of nailing it, you know. She is. And it's not about that person at that point. It's about that person, the person who's saying, bless her heart, is trying to basically present themselves as it's really caring individual, but they're just really gossiping.
Yeah. That's all it is. It's like, it's gossiped with a Bible verse attached to it. Oh, wow. God. I mean, yeah. You know what? It's a proper word. I'm very glad. Dude, I was about to say how many hippas were broken by somebody standing up in the back. Somebody standing up at church and saying, pray for brother Carter. He's found out that he has an enlarged heart. You might be family in church and didn't even know that yet, you know. I know, right? Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. The whole prayer request to stop too. I mean, like I said, I've got a lot to say. I can get on my soapbox and it's talking, talking, talking. Yeah. But like, what, uh, oh man. I hate those, the unspoken prayer requests. I don't like them because I don't know what they're praying for. Exactly. People flaunt them and flex them like, you know. Yeah. Tell me what your problem is and then I can focus on my prayer. Like if you say keep me in your prayers, I'm like, I just assume, okay, you go into some crap or whatever. A lot of times people say that for you to ask. But generally speaking, I say, oh, yeah, always, always.
She's right there. That's where the gossip comes into play. You know, that's why we want to know so. Yeah. Yeah. Well, like, okay. So for example, it's like, I'm not supposed to say anything, but y'all keep Jennifer in your prayers and it's like, why? Why? What's going on? She's curious. And then they hit you with a, well, her husband apparently. And there you go. I mean, like, all people know that Jennifer's husband is cheating on her. Yeah, but isn't it everywhere, though? Like, no, just here. Maybe they're there. They, they, they, they cost when they say it or wherever. But like, here, they say, well, bless their heart. Yeah, I wouldn't, I would say something to your face. What about like in New York, though? Like, those people are better than, like, it's not that they're better. It's just like, you know what you're getting. Yeah. Like, if they don't like you, they, they show it and they're, they're clear about it. They're confident and they're just like, of you and they don't mind it. You know, they don't mind that they're like that. So there's, you know, where you stand with people, whereas like, and tough care, I'm like, you have no idea where you stand with somebody. Oh, well, yeah, the New Yorkers are a little intrusive as far as like, you know, asking you questions that we would normally ask people.
Like, how much money do you make and stuff like? Yeah. Yeah. No, no, I never really experienced that. I just knew that if somebody didn't like me, I knew it and I could stay away from them. But what's that? Somebody's just caring about you. You know, like we talk about the, the, the culture in corporate America, where you can't ask a pregnant woman, you know, anything at all. You can't even acknowledge it unless she says it or whatever. So like, what if somebody's just trying to be nice and, you know, show some concern like, hey, I heard your mama wasn't doing good. How is she? Well, you know, she's got a pretty face. Thank you. That's so mean. I mean, well, I mean, it's like, I don't know. It's the problem I have with it is it's like, it's that the case with you had your mama. And then you walk away thinking, oh, she's really nice. And then you find out later that she's been talking about you. But you know what? You might have just met the wrong southerners, the wrong South Carolinians. You know, you may be people who say that. For four years. Well, yeah, I was there for four years. That's like, at some point, I'm allowed to notice a pattern.
Right? Yeah. And I don't know. The church thing was probably my biggest culture shot. Yeah. Well, yeah, you get that lock as we have cows and whatnot. Yeah. That's what I was trying to do. There's a lot of horses in New York City. There's a lot of horses in New York City. Everybody wants to know, like every, but what I say, like the church thing, I'm not even talking about bless your heart. I'm talking about everybody wanting to know where you went to church. That was like the first thing people would ask me. You knew what the first deal go to. That's a really normal question around here. That we were just saying that I ever encountered with people would ask me where I went to high school. Like who did you hang out with? And I was like, I didn't go to high school. I'm tired. So we can't relate to you because you didn't go to the same high school because my husband went to a certain high school. And they were all there. I still do that. What? It's just like a reaction area like, hey, like, where'd you go to high school? Let me see if I know if we know some first thing I do is go back, wow, y'all kicked our ass in football. Yes, and that's everybody. So that was usually my aspect. And then when I say that I went to two different high schools, they're like, why'd you go to two different high schools? Like because we moved.
Right. You know the church thing, that's a legit point because I wasn't allowed to go to church of God growing up. Like you know, church of Satan. You know, you'd go to like Southern Baptist, but like, you know, hellfire and brimstone. But if it was like speaking in tongues or using snakes or anything like this, snakes or burning penicostiway to stay away from it. Yeah. But see back to the high school thing. If you say you went to Greenville High School, if you went to Wade Hampton, that would define you as a person. So there's no way to peg me because I went to... I don't know how to... I don't know how to... I don't know how to say it. I don't know how to say it. You need to look at what peg me. How to judge me. At least I have to ask you this. Obviously as a southerner, I would. Are you like a non-believer or whatever? Sounds like one. Oh yeah. No, I mean, I don't even go to church. You're talking to me. I don't go to church. So like as soon as they say, what church do you all go to? And I say, we don't. Then like their whole face will change. And because they've categorized me as like some kind of heathen.
Oh, that's the word. Enjoy who. Heathen. Or as my mom would say heathen. Heathen. You're a heathen. Heathen. Yeah. Well, you probably learned some new words, you know, you know, fluszy, Jezebel, Trollock. Yeah. I mean, I'm not even anti-church. I just felt like I don't judge other people. And, you know, I guess kind of I am right now. No, no, no. I mean, wait, that's what, dude, I mean, I'm sitting here all the time. Oh, we are so divisive in this country. But I'm like starting a topic saying, hey, which state do you hate the most, guys? This day before not. How do you do it? Holy moly. You're trying to split us. Oh, right. I mean, I'm not doing it. Hey, Alicia, you have a good morning. And you know what? You're mostly right there. Like a lot of your words. I mean, you know, I've only lived here. So I can't, you know, I can't attest to, now I do know Mrs. X tells me kind of what Alicia was saying about New York. Like, people don't, you know, they'll tell you if you ask them like, hey, what do you believe
or, hey, who are you voting for? They will straight up tell you, but they don't necessarily go around talking about it all at the time. But here it's the assumption. So when you said that about the church, I'm like, dude, I can remember being in those situations, especially with my mom, because when they say, oh, we don't have a church home. Well, don't fail. Give me one, give me one, give me one, and here's our church right here. I do the music. And then it's like, great. Here's another 15, 20 minutes. You know, Alicia, when we get our heavenly reward, we'd love to see it collect with us, but that's not like I'm here to. I'd like you to be there. I'd like you to be there. Yeah. I'd like you to be there. Okay. All right, Alicia, come back and visit again sometime. Yeah, I've got you. Come to Brickle especially and see the bridge. It's amazing. All right, thank you, Alicia. Have a great morning. All right. All right, Alicia is fun. Enjoy him. Even though she just crapped all of our state. Yeah, I'm just happy. She did. She cussed too. She cussed. There's a moment when I wanted to, you know, it might be the record for most doms in the day. Well, you know, this says, really, well, you're going to break it after the show.
The baby ones. Talk now at 800 777-40093. Yes, it is. All right, guys, morning, shout. That one girl's ladies. What one girl's shoes were in? That's one girl's shoes? What did the remix? That other girl died in the Rick on the way to scissors. I'm not turning my volume on on my phone. Big Brown, we've not talked about this yet. He's not acknowledged the song. And I know he listened. Dang it. He hasn't acknowledged it. He's been like the top of conversation. Yeah, he has his biggest hit. He has not acknowledged it. So he come on, big, big. We love big. Big, if we're good, I need you to send me the thumbs up emoji. If you're live listing, I know during football season, he tells me he's like, you know, sometimes I will. Sometimes I will listen to sports first and then pick you all back up later on the day. Big. I give you a part of my $5,000 Trump check if you, if we're cool. If you get it. I hope you don't get it because the junk of milk don't cost $80.
You don't want quantitative. Just find out some more state. Hey, shall we? Where do we go first, Fat Boy? You tell me let's go to Chattanooga. Chattanooga Chattanooga. Good morning. Good morning, y'all. Hey, it's it's E. What's up, Ed? Oh, you know, I don't hate any state. I don't look at the country and state. So I look at his God's country. I find the completely different. I go, you know, I was going to ask you because you used to be a trucker. You've probably been all of them. Some you don't like, right? I think I'd be a couple. No, no, maybe they're, they're lulled. I don't like seeing much, but that's where I most a lot of it comes from. Like I was saying like California is like, uh, it's own country within a country. What about Arkansas? You like Arkansas? Oh, yeah, raise your back. Oh, yeah. Oh, somebody has some fun in Arkansas. What you married at that time when you were a trucker, Edith?
Twice. Oh, goodness. Can I ask you to turn that radio down just to hear? Just to hear us. If you want just to hear us. It's just. Yeah, absolutely. Was your was one of your husbands at the time of truckers? Well, both were. So did you? Can I ask you a personal question? It's not going to be the same when I asked Paige earlier. I think I know what it's going to be by the way. Did you? We're friends. Edith, I love you. I told you that. Did you? Were you married to one trucker and then mess around with another trucker and then marry that trucker? No. Oh, okay. Okay. She was a good girl. What happened then? I was married and then divorced to the first one. We hauled cattle. Oh. And then the next one we hauled movie reels to different theaters. God. Oh, wow. So did the two before you?
Did they know each other? The two children? No. Okay. Now, once from Georgia and the other ones from Oregon. Which one was the better lover? Oregon. No. Oh, yeah. Oregon. No. We took an ill in the South. The Georgians mad at us now. Northeast Georgia's PO. That's okay. I got enough of that duck. Did he not? You know, Oregon ducks. It's hell yeah. Yeah. So what happened? You guys, I guess, don't see each other enough and got divorced? Well, yeah. You know, it was after eight years. Hmm. That's eight years. Like, you, what? Maybe a couple of times a week you see each other, but like you're over there. We see each other every day. Well, y'all rode cab together? Uh-huh. Oh, wow. Oh, man. Oh, yeah. I want to be good. Ooh. That's like, oh, wait, it was all that van life. I don't know how they do it. You don't get any break. Yeah. No time to yourself. Well, it was also being together all the time. It was whenever he went by himself that we had problems.
Ah. So the lizards, they come knocking on his door. Probably. Yeah. I was going to ask that if I may like, did you ever invite a lot lizard up into the cab with you? No. No. Okay. Is there a male equivalent for lady truckers? In other words, like lot lasardos or whatever it would be for the male prostitutes again. Oh, yeah. Chicken Joker. Chicken Joker. Oh, wow. Oh. Yes. Well, yeah, I mean, you got to get approached equally too. Like you would want, you know, to get propositioned here. Well, most of them did either or. Oh, really? Like both ways. Uh-huh. Nice. Yeah. Yeah. You got to make that money. Yeah. Oh, man. Ooh. Yeah. I think it's flattering itself if somebody offers, you know, to hook up with you. Like you? They don't matter what they look like, just the fact that they thought of you.
Well, I mean, imagine being a woman though. You get to say it every day. That's why when a guy finally like tells her, hey, I think you're hot and also I love you. I like you a lot. Bob, Bob, Bob. I hear that all the time. And they do. Yeah. But a lot of dudes are full of crap. Oh, stuff. Yeah, but guys, I want to be with you. So I don't love you. They just want you for one time, one time. Other record. That's the real one. Yeah, that's the equivalent of racism toward men. I don't like it. You tell me he wants to hook up. I'm like, you know what? I hear it from women all the time. It's nice to hear it from a dude. Sometimes you'd like a second shot at it, you know? Or maybe even like every other weekend. Well, look, we don't have a kid together. No, I don't want a kid with you. A friendly relationship. Yeah, for a kid. Oh, Lord, good. Hey, the truckers resent Jeep drivers because they've equivalently stole the rubber duct key from you guys. It's good question.
Oh, no. Yeah, yeah. Okay. What was your name on the driver's special name? Oh, yeah, handle. Oh, yeah. I had two of them. What were your break of break of neck? The one and only Georgia Cal girl was one of them. And then the Queen of Hearts offered him the ladies never duplicated. But one and only. Oh, that's good. That's true. You do have a big heart. God, remind me to marta rejoin with Queen of Hearts. I want to clean it up. Juice Newton, right? Yeah. Yeah, one of those. Juice, not juice Newton. That sounded bad. I didn't want to sound pro or anti-Semitic just then. It's all I can say. Juice Newton. I said juice. You were. Got it right at the time. I got more questions, but you know. Well, one, one quick one. A 45 years ago, California made the statement that they could close down every border and feed everybody in California and never have to have anybody else or any help.
Well, let's say Newton knew that because they're what the fourth light biggest economy in the world. I mean, they have everything bigger than 12 states combined. Yeah. It's crazy. All right. You have a good morning and I will and I love you all. I love you more. All right. See you, George Cowgirl. George Cowgirl. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Queen of Hearts. Queen of Hearts. That's just a good news. You still there, Edith? Yeah. I'm fixing to hang it. What are you doing? I'm fixing it. Family just had butted the microphone. All right. She really had a problem. Why would I be upset? That was good. That was good. He had butted it right on the bridge of his nose and his eyes went across. What is it? He had your Rob call Rob.com. Does Edith workers comp? I'meth call Rob. I think he slid down and failed. He had his head on the damn microphone. You can't hide. P1 Pride. Rise Guys, really? What does it form? It says P1, P877.
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