WWE SmackDown #197 - What's Your Story? With Steph McMahon (PILOT)

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1:03It's... What is it? The 22nd of... Oh, she's... Ha-ha-ha-ha! It's the 22nd day in the year of our Lord 2003. Mario Golf Toad Still Tour. There we go. There we go. That's so much better than I was putting in my mind. Reentering the charts at number one in the charts, album charts, I should say, is just in Timberlake's justified. Mmm. Yeah. That gave us sexy back at Uberly. It's actually back, back in this case. X2, is it not a math equation? It is at the number one film in the UK box office. Still there. And R Kelly's Ignition. Ignition. Jesus Christ, can you speak today, Matthew? You're in a podcast. Ignition. I nearly fucked up again. Remix. That's the most effort someone's put into making sure R Kelly comes across well in some time. I think the most dramatic moment of that would be R Kelly. It's no, Matthew can't talk today. Yeah, it's something sometimes just called Ignition and for Mark and purposes, including as the title of one of the releases, where it shares the song title with the original

2:04version of Ignition, the remix version, it's most going to refer to it right into Void Confusion with the original. Mmm. I, person, yeah, I was an interesting song. It's all about having a great time on the weekend with a bunch of sexy people and not questionable, in any way, shape or form now for R Kelly. Yeah. For people who listen to you main, it's my podcast, I'd say, here at Call of Holic. This is R Kelly, not related to Matthew Kelly, that Ross has been obsessed with. Anyway, in the news this week, Ruben studied, well, I didn't, when season two with American Idol, Silent Hill 3 is the big game. I'm sure Ruben was happy to go home and play that after the contest was over. I've not replayed much of Silent Hill 3. Arsenal is their premier league disappointment by winning the FA Cup for the ninth time in the history. Then they might have played Silent Hill 3. But here's the good stuff. Oh, good. Steve Anderson, ITV's controller of news, announces plans to move news at 10, because the program

3:09is losing out on viewers in the 10 p.m. slot where it goes head to head with the BBC 10 o'clock news. Oh, we danced this dance again. We'll probably get more updates on the news at 10, which did not always air at 10. This is mad. News for me. Last year. I think was it last year? It's been a long time. Yeah, before. Where there was a big thing where they changed the start time of the news at 10. And it caused such a fuck it up, raw, because they didn't change the name. Yeah, because they kept it as the news at 10, but it started at half nine. And it all kicked off eventually. They ended up moving it back. They will constantly try and tinker with that 10 o'clock slot. And it'll always be no, just have the news at 10. And especially when it's like, oh, no, you lose in the ratings. I'm like, oh, I thought they had to put on the news. Yeah, no. Well, how can you rejuvenate news after you got like, come on, make it sexier, make it more exciting, more assassinations of presidents. Well, it depends.

4:10Some people go and just get sexy in news anchors. And that works for me, that works for a lot of people. But more importantly than whatever it is we're talking about, which is literally anything else. But in this particular bit, it's during what is meant to be a commercial break, friendly TV, more than a second, accidentally broadcast a conversation between members of its news hound team. You make allegations about aspects of Nicole Kidman's private life. What is friendly TV? I have no memory of this. My TV was a British TV channel owned by H.I. II limited. Much of the channels output was made up of interactive programs and games, which allowed to use the participation via phone using SMS messaging. The channel was widely regarded as a pioneer in the low budget user generated content that accelerated the transition to online TV. Surely after the channel was launched, it ran a number of shows involving wrestling, so an Irish rip wrestling, frontier wrestling alliance and pro wrestling. No, of course, no.

5:11Five announcers, a new chat show, which it hopes to rival ITV1s this morning, the Terry and Gabey show. Gabby Gaby. Gabby White Rose. Gabby. The shows, right. The shows ring's failed to match those of this morning, despite several just been to the format. The show drew criticism for the frequent absence and substitution of the two hosts. So we can't have the news at 10 at 10 and the Terry and Gabby show can't have Terry and Gabby all the time. It's funny because there are these sort of established sort of tent poles of broadcasts. And then normally on the BBC side of things, like BBC breakfast and the BBC tentacle on news, which are very straight-laced news broadcasts, news presentations, and you'll have these directors and control controllers that will come in and go, we're going to do something wacky against it. And they will. But inevitably, they will lose in the ratings to just standard BBC news. Look at ITV, we've got a juggling dog, isn't that funny? No, we're all watching BBC Breakfast, which is the news.

6:11Some of the substitutions, Les Dennis, Leydeni, Lionel Blair, Linda Barker, Tony Osmond, Danny Baker, Richard Whiteley, in from off of countdown. The low ratings led to the show being axed after two of the episodes, the 199th episode featured Anne Robinson as a guest in a first-ever appearance since a alleged facelift, which Robinson died. Denied. She didn't die. She didn't. A facelift. Hell of a way down the show, like, which she died. Rating still stuck. We live to kill that Robinson. We kill that one, TV. That one budget, yeah, forget it. Then something happened in Emmerdale, but what, oh, what, oh, what? Was happening in the horribly pronounced world of professional wrestling in the year of a law 2003 under the SmackDown show? That's a great question. I don't know, but luckily Tom is here to do all the heavy lifting. My coach. It's a cool, classic SmackDown review.

7:13Tom, how the hell you doing? I'm great, thank you, mate. We had a lovely impromptu afternoon out yesterday, you and I didn't wait. Wasn't that nice? It was. We're recording this on a Wednesday, because Matthew is off to Deutschland due to an Arbond WVXV. Well done, yeah. Thank you. That's more German than the German speak. I know, right? Yeah. Oh no, the gun for the pin. Oh, the English Lads. Oh, and sport, dry. Oh, the Germans. One, two, three. There you go. There you go. Okay. Fine. I had a similar thing where I wanted to speak Welsh when I didn't have any card. I did a little bit of Welsh, but the guy, the promoter says, Lamassas says, not a lot of people speak Welsh to the watches, and it's fair enough. That's fair enough. But it's so German is pretty much the same then, where it's like, well, we'll just say one, two, three. I like the fact that you're trying. Yeah, so Matthew is in Germany, if you are listening to this in Orbahausen for probably

8:15not. You probably already know. But do come and say hello, tell him, you know, that I... Thank you, Sean. I send that. I send love. Are you having a nice time in Germany, Matthew? Yeah. There he is. Live in Germany. Live for Aus. Live for Aus Deutschland. So that said, we're recording it a little bit early. So you came in in the afternoon yesterday, because we had a little meeting, just like a general staff catch up meeting, nothing to worry about. Yeah, you know those football manager runs that were caught on TV, but the night... Yeah. Yeah, so we had like an ice-all staff meeting, just to catch up with everybody, which is very nice. And it finished as my shift was finishing. So I was like, oh, I've got to go into town and get some bits, and you've all got to go into town and get some bits. So we ended up going into town, getting our respective bits, and then we went for a nice coffee, and then Sam came and joined us, and that turned into, for Sam and I, at least, a couple of bits. And generally was a little bit, a little bit tipsy when I got home. That was nice. Nice. Pleasantly. Pleasantly tipsy on a Tuesday. Yeah.

9:15You look a little hot. Yeah. Which is fine. Yeah, because that was a nice retreat, but you had a lovely social day, that whole day, because you got to hang out with mutual friends, Steph and Pettie in the morning, and it was warm. And with the loose bone farm. Oh, I'm going down. Loose bone. Loose bone. Loose bone. It's just me. Loose. I'm a pig. Day one. Day one. Day one. I need. Loose. Day one, duck. Yeah. I want to show him new quack. Yes. And he said, oh, it looks just like you. Oh, yeah. Yeah. A little bit time there. It's getting the sun is coming back out. Very hot. It feels like spring is springing. Yeah. It is lovely. Do you feel like this year has gone very quickly, though? Well, February always does that. January is a long January, I felt. Yeah. I love it going erm, yet. So. But yeah, February always goes that one quick. It's supposed to. But I'm going forward to doing more stuff, like going to Germany, where you currently are. I'm in Germany.

10:15So that was quick. That was a welcome back. So erm, after the game thing else that we need to share, otherwise everything's fine. Thank you, by the way. If you, um, Cameron said hello during my little tour that I did the weekend, that was good fun. I a nice weekend. I went to make my debut for wrestling resurgence in Leicester at the Y theatre. What a lovely theatre you've got in Leicester. The Y theatre. It's gorgeous. And the rest of the resurgence talent and team are lovely. So thank you for making me feel so welcome. All the fans were very, very complimentary. It was lovely. Thank you. And then I went to Cardiff to debut for slam masters wrestling. A, a, a, a, and in front of another lovely crowd across the weekend, just lovely people in lovely places. I smuggled about thirty five quids worth of Welsh cakes across the border and then made my way back up. It's illegal over here. They are illegal. They're contraband. So and and that looks like it's going to become a regular thing. So if anybody needs any Welsh cakes, I was meant to bring some in for you today.

11:17As I've said those words, I've remembered. So I'll do it when you're back. Yes. So I've got some Cardiff and getting them from. But I'm going to go get the same for yours. Yeah. Yeah. I bought mine on Sunday. So that I was fresh anymore. But yes. So I'm, I'm proud to basically take this gig so I can become a, uh, a Welsh cake mule from my mum and dad. Sir. That's basically what this gig is. I'm not saying the business is on a task, but you're smuggling. Yeah. I am now smuggling Cardiff and Wales. Why should be any different to the wrestlers? Exactly. So it was a lovely weekend. So if my voice has sounded a little bit strange, it is because I've done, actually, I was some fine today. You were haggard yesterday. It was a little bit rusty yesterday, wasn't it? Yeah. It's a little bit better today, which is, which is a relief because I've been taking, um, like different tablets and stuff against my usual meds, um, where, and, and I've been changing up my diet to help maintain my voice because my diary is busy, uh, which is, I'm very surprised and pleased by it because I was, there's a lot of those years

12:20where I was ready just to go. This is probably going to be my last year doing stuff. I'm going to ease back now. And then it just started popping. So thank you to everybody that's shared stuff. Thank you to the promoters that are giving me a go. It means a lot. And, uh, it doesn't stop tomorrow. I'll see you at Rev Pro in Sheffield. It's just what I thought I was out. They pull me back. They pull me back. Yeah. They pull me right. They just love you. Do not and, uh, Rev Pro ring. I mean, there's not. I mean, there's such a loaded show announce the Sheffield show. Tom will be there. Yes. Lots of other people. By now, hopefully, they'll be a full card. You do. Well, you know what to do, Tom. You did it out. And when I say it, I am, of course, we'll call it referring to our magnificent mail button. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I will do. Classic at cultaholic.com. If you want to get in touch with the classic Ross, Matt Dunnell, Nitro reviews about anything and everything, um, always very welcome to receive new mails. Dear Lord, my women. Hello.

13:20Inspired by Roddy Piper pulling off Zach Gowon's leg. Frozen. I have a litany of disabilities, including Spaz Ticotaxia. Thank God I found out the name after school ended and autism. You say you're inspired by it. Inspired by Zach Gowon's leg removal, I decided to pick up the following ailments, which I know is what happened, but that's how it sells. I'll try and pull it off themselves or I'll make me a, don't try and pull your own leg off. A few years ago, I put a post-tripp at work advertising a comedy event labeled the first openly autistic comedy group, calm, but in sense, I asked my boss openly, was I supposed to keep my diagnosis as secrets? She didn't understand my question, but she was a smarter, some frayed string. And that's from Jack. Thank you, Jack. Thank you, Jack. You're lucky. That's a good point, isn't it? Yeah. Isn't it great? They're autistic. They don't even try and hide it. You're like, yeah. As opposed to the masquerade bowls where they do. No, no, no. Rude off. You're supposed to like, you're the reindeer. Fucking freak.

14:20Oh, you can fly. Yeah. You made it. We need to get over here. No, thank you very much, Jack. Appreciate it. I appreciate it. Hello, Tom and Matthew. I think they keep the lawn momenting. Yeah. That's a good autism. I appreciate it. Yeah. Thank you for your constant somewhat parasocial presence on my weekend routine. That was a good one. You were an accepted term and saying that, didn't you? Yeah. I don't know you, but I know of you and everything you've ever done. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Alarm him. Since the podcast is set in 2003, whether you were when the US invaded Iraq, and since it's 2026, whether the US could have been like Sam Driver, where was that in this good long? Which members of the Smackdown roster in 03 would you draft? And who would you leave at home to build a dad's army-like front line? That's where that question was going. Well, all right, because they're a swirmedness from Vince Russo, New York. Quite relieved. Best wishes, Leanne from Shoredick. Look at him. Look at him. Look at him. You know what? I'm going to applaud that. I'm very relieved.

15:21I thought there was, I read the first bit of that on the gun. Oh, that's some good cynicism. Oh, it's not actually. Yeah. I was worried it was going to be super little. Yep. Okay. So it's 03. Who is sending it to the middle east of fights? Well, they're going to be in there for a long time, and not contributing much. So I'm going to say the good brothers. Oh, three roster. Oh, three roster. I couldn't even get. Oh, the other three roster. Who fits that? Nathan Jones. He's barely here. I mean, all the reasons to send him. He's like, I'm not going to say anything. I'm going to say something. I'm going to say something. I'm going to say something. I'm going to say something. I'm going to say something. And he's like a tank filter of milk. That's what I mean. He ever her any enemy, maybe fucking terrified. Even all the time, they've gone over the east and see how much they fucking love the wrestlers from the 90's. Send out classic undertaker and all the way. Oh, my God. It's the undertaker. Put on their guns and get them to autograph. Send Mr. America. Yeah, you know what? They love these characters like you don't think that like we got pictures too.

16:23Yeah, that's it. They're loving over there. How about you? Um, the ones I just said. Oh, you think about that? Oh, that was a serious answer to a serious question. I like how you were, I went, Nathan Jones, yeah, that's good. I went, Mr. Verica. And you were, yeah, that's good. Right, those are my two. Who are you? Oh, that was stolen from them. Yeah, that is stolen from Valemite. Yeah. Oh, that piece I just loaded. He knows all about that combat. It's like, it is all of us stolen Valor. And that guy that used to go robbing at the shopping centre, he had stolen Valor. And that is the end of the mail. Good night, everybody. Good night. Oh, who's been, who are we leaving to build a dad's army like front line? People that don't want to go to war, but like, hey, you, Sandy and all that. Oh, that's definitely not half the roster. And it's just the fucking dubs. Don't get good for.

17:24Send the dubs. Horace Hogan, David Fletcher. Who else have been doing dark matches? Are we just sending OVW? It's all the people I have to watch. But the dark matches. Rudel Bob. Big favourite. Who's doing dark matches? Rob Conway, but without a being. Conway. A horseshoe. Horseshoe, that's a great thing. Horseshoe. So all the dark match people are staying. To form a dad's army like front line. Oh, and as we saw him a while ago, Ken Kennedy before he was that. Oh, yep. And CM Punk. CM Punk when he was a big Brockler's in the fight. Yeah. Hey man, I love you wrestling. I want to be a wrestler too. Get away, kid. We'll never have a fight. You're so much slum. You're right, old hook. Never have a fight. Some of slum. Thank you very much for those classic at cultaholic.com. If you would like to say, Hen Lowe on the classic SmackDown review, or any of the classic reviews as well. Before we get into SmackDown for this week, doing a little dance around what's been happening in the wrestling world.

18:24Would I? Now, it's still tough for WWE to keep a house show schedule. Because as much fun as we're having, business is still somewhat in the bin. Yeah, before we go into that, the person who sent in the message last week about the shitty, shitty house show we want to. Yes. To test versus Scott Steiner. It's the semi-main. Yeah. It was rotten. This is the, that's the, that's the old glorious, his dog's in the middle of it. I think they were semi-main. Oh, all right, there we go. Um, rotten, rotten card. And they're struggling because there was meant to be a SmackDown house show on the Saturday after this episode of SmackDown. But it was cancelled. A West Palm Beach house show because nobody wanted to go. We advanced sales. They moved it to Fort Myers, Florida. So they could start the tour on a Sunday. The rest does get spent an extra day on, so the rest does don't have to spend an extra day on the road without a show. So that's very considerate of them. But it means it is a sign of the times that in 03,

19:26WWE ain't really hot. Yeah. Well, especially these whole shows, like come and see the wrestlers. Not the superstars, the wrestlers. Come see WWE. What's that? It can be whatever we want it in a minute. Yeah. So this, you've seen stars in these shows. And obviously the brand split. It's working well for the mixed people on theory. I mean, the judgment date was gosh. But I, you think it would, obviously it takes a while to do that. The paint views, I think, be the best of the best. But obviously that's also awkward on both sides for the injury books and everything else like that. But it is getting to the point where there's going to be enough on both rosters. We're not quite there. So this is always going to be the case of building up something like that from scratch. They're building it up buttercup. But with the roster's building, one then that could get back into the ring is Stone Cold Steve Austin. He's got the interview loop this week. And he has said that there's a lot of talk about him maybe doing one last match at WrestleMania 20 in MSG. He talks a bit more as a possibility that a probability. He does say that he's retired. But he is not saying no to the idea of having one more match in 2003.

20:29And obviously we will get Steve Austin in the ring, landing a stunner or two. Was it 2023 or 2022? Well, it'll be 2022 where he'll be physically in the ring having an actual match. But he will be in the ring. Sorry if it was 20 years later. No, no, well, he will be in the ring next year at WrestleMania for WrestleMania 20. Yeah. And he would be more over than the participants. So we'll give him that. Triple later suggested making William Regal an agent. This is the first. It's already a secret agent. Secret. Rumors had to be believed he was the person who was smuggling drugs for the Queen Mother. Oh, yes, he was indeed. I've got photo evidence of that. It looked as if his career was going to come to an end at one point because he was very poorly at the start of the year. And it looked like his career was going to be an end. So Triple later gone to management and said, look, we want to keep Regal on. He's got a great mind for wrestling. Let's make him an agent. It looks like he's getting back in the ring. We don't know when. But he will become an agent. And he'll become a great agent. And then he'll become like a talent scout.

21:31And then he'll be randomly sacked in a big shakeup during the pandemic. And we'll go, well, why have you got rid of him? That's really weird. He'll turn up an AEW. He'll build the Blackpool Combat Club. He'll make lots of perv advances towards Excalibur. And then he'll disappear and pop him back into WWE. So to reach out, he'd be a good agent. A double agent. An agent on who, sir. Prove you don't get from Triple Agent. Former ECW, a new Japan ref. John P.B. Moore is working with Scott Demore on something a little interesting. They're attempting a dry run of an entirely new concept of pro wrestling, a champion carnival style tournament that'll take place every Friday night, starting on the 30th of May. And each match will have points and stats awarded to it for control, for high-risk success percentages, for moves, counted and such like that.

22:34So they're trying something which kind of gives a bit more of a sports element to wrestling. The observer says, I'm not sure how far they're going to go with this, but Moore's ultimate concept is to present pro wrestling as a sport similar to gymnastics or figure skating, where you'll be given points based on judging on how well you performed in your matches, and the outcomes would not be predetermined even though it'll be an exhibition sport as opposed to shooting. So that's the conclusion. And that is the... And that is a bit... I don't get. Yeah, hang on, he said, it's going to be wet, but dry. How do you... It's like going... Yeah, compared to figure skating, but figure skating always has a conclusion at the end. So it's a shoot. Yeah, but you said that for me always... Absolutely, let's do this. Yeah, he suggested I don't understand how you could have a wrestling match that isn't like a grapple style wrestling, like a traditional wrestling, which is a shoot, but I can athletic style sports entertainment show that is... Yeah, a shoot.

23:34I think this is why we haven't heard of this promotion. Yes, obviously nothing comes in it. Nothing comes in it at all. Sounds like Pee Wee, who... I love that he's called for me to be... And New Japan, because you mean one fucking New Japan show. That'll count. I'm a TNA alumni. I'll be a golf star, yes. Ask anyone in TNA, and they'll go, who? And finally, we briefly mentioned this during the retro reactions yesterday, so I'm very excited to talk about it today. Speaking of companies that bring the sport of wrestling back, Ring of Honor, we're doing really good things in their very early years. And they took themselves overseas for the first time. And they did a... They went to the United Kingdom. That's nice. There's not many wrestling promotions over here. Oh, there's one, mate. And it's called... Frontier, it was called Frontier Wrestling Alliance. So they presented Frontiers of Honor on the 17th of May, which is a joint Ring of Honor FWA card. Now, I will say at this point, if you, like Math and I,

24:35a weird wrestling fan of a certain vintage, who remembers that kind of weird brick-rest era between daddy and Haystax, and, you know, the one we have now, you'll remember the Frontier Wrestling Alliance. And we recommend that you listen to Nothing Gonna Like It, which is a fabulous podcast. The Week to Week breaks down episodes of FWA TV. And it's a really wonderful romp through a time-in wrestling that is oft forgotten. So do check them out. But we will briefly go through the card for Frontiers of Honor, which features James Ty versus Paul London in the opening match. Nice. Very fun time. Jim Sutton Vest was waiting the rings. Jack Xavier beat Mikey Whipwreck. So they're two very similar characters, like on different sides. Yeah, sure. It's sort of how they at least are aesthetically. They both have crazy shirts, once from Birmingham. We're a two-on-one handicap match, which is unrelated to the war, which is Bertiel versus Double Dragon.

25:37And Bertiel ran a road through Double Dragon, basically. Double Dragon. Yeah, Raj Goshen brought you to me. Oh, Jimmy and Bimmy. Yeah, that is Paul Bertiel, or former pirate thing. AJ Styles beat Johnny Storm. Never heard of Iron Man. Oh, and the main event, the Ring of Honor World title, Samoa Jovers is Zebra Kid. Lovely. That was a good card, didn't it? Lucky match as well. Oh, no, sorry. That was the main event. I'm talking out of my ass, because the other page has the family, which is Brandon Thomas Paul Trebel and Scott Parker, beating Alex Shane Nikita and Ulf Hermann. I remember that match. Very fun. Yeah, he did a dive. Yes, that was the dive one. Flash Barker and Low Key went to a time limit draw. Yeah, really. Yeah, it's done. It's almost like a club standout. It's almost like they couldn't decide who was going to go in. And Christopher Daniels beat Jodie Fleisch in a near 25-minute bagger. Very, very good. Got a loaded choke. Really was the cage match inmates have had their thoughts on it.

26:41Seven out of ten from Boris the Menace, who says, great show. Storm versus Stars and Fleisch versus Daniels being matches of the night. Seven stars out of ten from Black Viking GZ, who says, I really enjoyed this show. The inclusion of Ring of Honor on an FWA show really helped both companies and they gained some international exposure. Both talents could work with other wrestlers making for some cool matches. However, Lee Rist wrote, it was very boring. There were very few matches that were interesting to watch and the show felt very sluggish. Perhaps it was because there were no commentators on the show. I didn't get that move at all. It would have been cool if one commentator represented Ring of Honor and the other FWA, but unfortunately didn't happen. Three stars. There was commentary. You filthy pirate. Whether or not he was there live. Whether or not he was there live. Why is there no commentary over the speakers? That sounds like a horrible idea. It certainly does. It's an awful idea. You know, it sounds like a good idea.

27:41You talking us through this, an episode of Smackdown! Oh, that's not what I was going to say, but yeah. Okay, what would you do? What would you do? Go on, then. I'll probably back out there and do the one. Lead us by our gland, though. Ooh, ooh, as we carry on Smackdown this week, heading from the Greensboro, North Carolina, Coliseum. No, because that's where the Romans went when they landed. They see Flair in his prime. Dark matches. See Murray Harper and Horseshoe. Fresh off the front line. Defining Damien Danuki, the son of Dominic. That's right. And David Flair. Son of Rick. Wow, what a team. Oh, my God. Those little plans on backstage just went, well, that makes sense for you to take. Rick and Dominic just watched that match and just went, oh, should we just go to the bar? And Eric Watts was like, that's fine, mate. Yeah, Eric Watts is already there. Velocity. Speatured. Jimmy Noble, pinning Carly Cologne. With either Tiger Ball,

28:41AKA Tom's mate, Carly Goal. Oh, God. Barish was self in front of Carly. Oh, I don't know. In Barish was self in front of Carly. Now the front, my mouth for all the shit comes out. He was the main event of slam masters wrestling. Look, by the way, lovely guy. Absolutely solid, fella. Did a video for my little brother. We just had a nice chat about stuff. He was a good lad. I told him, I enlightened him to how when the queen died, we had two weeks of mourning. We were talking about the news and stuff. And then and how the UK with two weeks of mourning when the queen died. I think his war had broken out in the Middle East on the day of the day, the day before we did the show. So that was the hot topic subject, me and Carly. I was seeing a insanely random way of putting that in. It was, you know what? It was, it was. My name is Colluto. Do you know where I can put my gear? Yeah, but firstly, you had two weeks off of the queen, though. You seem, you seem surprised that that's how I would, I would set that up.

29:42Yeah, me, Colluto and Kai Sandbrook, who just, it was the commentator for Simon Masters, just chat about world events for a bit. That was fun. But I got to Carly, so when we arrived and I went, I've got this for you intro, how does that sound? Yeah, that's great. And then he comes to the ring for the match. And he says something to me about adding something to his entrance. I can't quite make it out because sometimes a little bit deaf in that ear. And the music was loud and the cheers, but I saw couldn't quite hear him. But it was something about a new t-shirt. That's all I'd heard by thought. I didn't hear it, so I asked him again. And he said it again. I still couldn't make out what he'd said. And I went, no, no, I can't ask him again. He can't ask a third time. You don't hear somebody. Can't ask a third time. So I thought, well, I'm literally studying the ring now. His music's fading. I was like, either I can have a punt at what he said. For me to add to his entrance. Or I can just ignore what he's just told me completely. I went with a lack because I thought there's less damage in the latter.

30:47So I did his entrance. Lovely. He looked quite annoyed. Because he went, you didn't say the extra thing. And he said it to me again. And I was like, still didn't quite get it. And I started saying, oh, Carlita has some new merch to which he then took the mic off me. And told me what he actually meant to say was that his gear hadn't arrived. He was going to show off new new merch tonight. But his gear and his bag hasn't arrived. So he's borrowing some of his rigors. So, all right. So I wouldn't have guessed that in a month or so. Why would any fun give a fuck? I think no. I think he made a bit of a thing about it. And it was quite a funny little bit that we did. In hindsight, I think if I know it, if I know that was what he wanted me to say, we would have had some fun with it. But it was my fault for not quite hearing it. So I apologise. That was a moment. That was the thing. He was lovely. Got no complaints about him. Don't come here, come here. Yeah, Carlita. Yes, it is. Dolum, I usually have white bread for my

31:49toast this morning. But they were out, so I'd go. Like, who cares? What are you wearing? I just feel like shit. It was, he looked fine. It was. I can't have the t-shirts. I don't have to not give to you. It was, she is mate. I hope you have a good month. God, he was, he was a good lad. We tried the rare bit yet. Which I don't know how else can he get, got it? Yeah. So I'm glad Jamie Noble won. Yeah. No, no, no. Carlita was lovely. Lovely, honestly. Such a lovely guy. I know, too, from the future. Now, I hope Jamie Noble got some but shoot style on him. I hope he didn't give any instructions to Jamie Noble during an over-allowed crowd. Some sudden red neck, shoot style. Lovely, Carlita. Thank you, mate. I got a crackin' out of belt and kick an ass. Rikishi pin Phil Brown with a bonsai drop. I'm sure Brown describes his tights up to take enough fuck of money. That was good, I say. Bill Demois, defeated Brad Hunder. Funaki pin Canyon Verolup. Oh, I can't believe it. And right on defeated Albert, the account out,

32:51after using the gore, and Albert went to the floor and didn't do the job. So he goes, well, Albert, this is low-key, we'll look like. I know much velocity but our good friend, blood, did. A poor additional velocity. Three out of ten. The opening was awful. You lasted a good minute. Good minutes going for that. I hate it. It was only a good minute. It says, bad minute. The opening didn't stand the chance. Ah, Carlita. Canyon versus Funaki was okay. Surprisingly, the match was decent. And a good length while studying now. Canyon generated a lot of heat, even though he was just jobbering. What does? As opposed to what? So if you're losing the match, then you shouldn't be invested. A weird thing to say. I'm losing the match. So I'm going to generate no heat. Look at this fucking jobber and everywhere, like a dirty jobber. Jobbering, I've read your jobber and jobber, you. Demot versus a jobber was very bad. Demot has gone back to being a jobber. He's no longer a destroyer,

33:51and was reverted to a humorous gimmick. That's a real slap in the face. Yeah, well done, maybe. Demot is training practices later on. The very event was nothing special. It certainly would have been much better if it had gone on for a few more minutes. The count hold looks strange. I love you, blood. Keep on doing good work. Did blood mention that now back to humorous Bill Demot cut a promo on Velocity? No, he's too busy jobbering. Oh, did he? Have you got that? I've got it. It was in the observer. What? Why? The observer says, Demot is going back to the humorous gimmick before his Velocity match. He got on the mic and asked, who were the three most famous guys who got shot in the head? His answer was Lincoln, Kennedy, and the guy who sat in front of Peewee Herman in the theatre. What? That ed? Crowd-growned at this. Yeah, lead JFK alone. And then he went, I'm humorous. I'm jobbering. Yeah.

34:52And then he shot De Niro, because that's the next thing. Like, what the fuck? Wow. Okay, that seems to something to pop people backstage, I think. I said that, that was it. Yeah, I think he has a pop. There's a lot of boys out there. We'll get more people popping. Well, there's something that happens between. I've got this one here. Velocity and Smackdown. They changed the ring. No, they changed the crowd kind of sort of. So the attendance was low for this one. So therefore, they shuffled a lot of people around. They had people who had like nice prime seating on the on the either side of the hard cam. So they moved them towards the hard cam. And the observer says there were a lot of fans and happy because they moved their seats to the side facing the hard camera. So the building would look more packed. But a lot of people ended up with worse seats after being moved. No one's here. I even fucked that up. That seems to some media about having the 60s. Like, what the fuck are the 2000s? No one's here. You have to suffer for it. It's amazing.

35:53Well, the North Carolina, looking very proud. Yeah, that's those. And again, it had more people wanting AW and Manchester. I think you were there. Tony Khan was, you know, trying to start the show in Tony Khan's career. Yes. Came out seconds. There they go. By the way, the people, the gold star press tickets who were getting all the luxury stuff who have the nicest seats for TV. Can you please sit down? Yeah. It looks like shit. Stop eating the free truffles. We've got in your backstage. So funny. Yeah. Don't wait. The blade and the bunny will be there backstage for photos afterwards. Wait, we're booking them. Sit down. I'm on the show you paid for. I don't think it was such a nice way to do it. And then go on. Suit the foot. Because again, it was a boot with them as they came. As they came through. Every was booing them. I think right. Yeah, great. You paid money. It makes like awful. I was there with your Twitter bot. Because there was a was there like a very blatant gap. And they're like, sit the fucking. Say someone giving you a pie and someone's taking a chunk out of it. You're like, oh, yeah, I know it's this.

36:54Smackdown, Greensboro Coliseum. We open with recap of Smackdowns. JD's main event. It's often a sea of that differently. I don't know. Judgment days main event. That's right. Mr. America versus Brandy Piper. America and Zach Gowon get one up on Vince. And boy is he unhappy. I hope he doesn't show up at the start of this show. Oh, here he is storming out of his car. He walks past a couple of OVW guys. I only spotted horseshoe. Yeah, I only saw horseshoe. I'm afraid he stands out from him. He's really to whoever Vince sort of moves away. He's not Vince this week, by the way. Who is he? Well, we always ask you the listener to this nonsense to suggest people that we can replace Vince McMahon with. Oh, I don't know. Have you got one? Yeah, because I watched Dr. Who Earth Shock. Oh, okay. So I want to do the cyber leader. Because by the way, he was... No, we're killing. We're putting the intro of this. But just in a second. So when Earth Shock at Star and Shadow went there

37:56and it was a lovely occasion, he was rammed. Because everyone's like, yeah, it's a really good Dr. Who story. Cool. And so he was rammed and watching it. And everyone's enjoying it nice. And there's like the little jokes there. He wants laughing. So that's nice. The cyber leader is the main villain of the Cybermen. They're making their return off like eight years or something. And I'm not saying he's like terrifying or not like that. Like, oh, that's good acting. It's not a side by show. But people were laughing at him. And I was like, oh, I'll leave him alone. Oh, bless him. So how does the cyber leader speak? First of all, you can see his mouth flopping, which people go, oh, that's bad. It's like, no, no. It's supposed to be former humans. It's really cool. We can barely see it. I went, oh, you're right. That's amazing. Oh, excellent. It does exist so many times. He's like, he's like, oh, I love the time. I tell you what, I tell you what, I'm going to make a production call. All right, go on. Lee Russell from Huddersfield. Thank you for your suggestion. We're going to do yours next week. So I don't know if it's a month.

38:56It's going to be on the back. Oh, right. Of course he is. Because everyone else is injured. Because yeah, everyone's fault. That's why we're doing this major few. So, Lee, thank you for reaching out. We love you. We appreciate you. Your turn next week. Because I think I want to give time and energy to your suggestion, which spoiler is statler and or ward off from the mother face. Oh, okay. That's what we do anyway. We'll do that anyway. But we got to the cyber leader while it's relevant. So let's do the cyber leader this week. Lee, your turn next week. We love you. Thank you, Lee. Yeah. So the setup is the cyber leader storms out, you know. Clang, clang, clang. Past these past these already good. We see already good. We see horseshoe. And of course we spot horseshoe. He's a Dick Tracy villain come to life. Until there's another dude who isn't horseshoe. He looks more like Oli Anderson. And he's in development. Mate, if you can hear me from the future, give it up. Get a refund. Don't worry, give it to you. So he's nearly Anderson.

40:02And he extends his hand and goes, harm Mr. Saba Luna and cyber leaders in a hurry. And he just storms passing. Clang, clang, clang, clang. Knows all them. Cyber leader marches all the way to the ring to massive booze. Lots of dog two fans in attendance. Cyber leader doesn't want any crap from you, but I do not want a new crap. He's not happy. I am not happy with the mistakes. I beg all the time. Now, but hey, fuck off. Leave my career alone, cyber leader. Cyber leader angrily expositions. That he hasn't been happy since Mr. America got an angrily clad contract. And he can't fire him for anything. And it's just when he's cracked my leg. Oh, actually, the Cyber leader, we can't fire him. But doctor has taken the one thing that can destroy him. Hey, handicapped child physically assaulted the cyber leader. So tell us the most important thing they've done. So tonight he's taking over the show,

41:02regardless of what his daughter has to say. That's cyber stuff. And actually just Steph, because she's tougher than any. She's already the toughest creature. Yeah, head of the food chain. So the cyber leader is going to leave tonight with a big smile on his face. And I'm like, oh no, every female needs to get the fuck out then. Oh, fuck it. Cyber leader mistakes the TV show for a regional promotion that hasn't thought to sell their tape library and insist on taking it over. Hi, this is Pablo Tore from Pablo Tore finds out. And today I want to talk to you about boost mobile. Because we spent a lot of time analyzing inefficiencies in sports, overvalued contracts, money tied up in the wrong places, and so on. But those inefficiencies aren't just on a roster. Sometimes they're in your own monthly expenses. Boost mobile says switching to their $25 unlimited forever plan can unlock up to $600 in savings a year. That's $25 a month for unlimited data, talk and text when you bring your own phone. If that money is trapped in a pricey phone bill,

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44:10It sounds a lot like the Jim Johnston teams are on the mid-2000s. Yes. Same beat and riff and everything. It's okay, but it's also dull to mock. Still better than green days, do you know the enemy? I've just got here. I want it. We do, we do, we do. Whoa. No, no. It's still so better than Queen's song. We're just not out of this sound, but I've already forgotten what the song's like. Any memories of this, Tom, because I'll be honest, it's so forgettable. Yeah, it's my life, my time, my rights, my ride, my grind, my struggle. Hustle sweat in my blood, too. Bright lights. Don't, don't, don't, yeah. I'm ready to smell fear. I smell a lot. My competitors fled scared. Oh, because they smell, I was hot. I want it all. Excess the sex. So much success, stress sucks. I want it all. No less, I come on. Go. Well done. I'll remember your version of the team. Okay, yeah, that's how it sounds. It sounds really good. They jazzed it up a bit over the years. So this is kind of like the preliminary version.

45:11As they go through it with this, I think it had it right a year, maybe two. And they add like Jim Johnson goes in and goes, more guitar, more cowbell. Like you'll just add a little bit more like, to it. Of course, apparently. Yeah. And it is one of, as much as I remember it, it is one of the more, I'm going to say, mid smack down soundtracks. Just because it, I think because we, I still miss Whitty, Whitty, Whitty Woo. Beautiful people I got quite used to. And we do now need to come up with a new transition for, I mean, you did one just then. I kind of liked, whoa. I want it all. Yeah, I think, I think that one. I'm happy with that. I want it all. There we go. That's what we'll do. Which means, which means RIP to Whitty Woo. Because Whitty Woo is now, so. Forever in our heart. So aside with just Whitty Woo, then it became Whitty Woo, beautiful people. And now it's, um,

46:12it's just beautiful people. Whitty people. Beautiful people. What do you want to pack here? So it's the Donkey Kong Country Rule. Oh, well, yes. Newest stays on. Newest stays on. So it's Donkey and, uh, it's Diddly. Diddly. Diddly, diddly. Diddly Kong. Ha ha. Diddly Kong. Unfortunately, the release of the Epstein files means that Diddly Kong will not feature in the next Donkey Kong Country. No, no, no, no. This is diddly. Someone said, like, is there adorable that Diddy Kong has Nintendo on his cap? I mean, that would be like a human being walk around with the true face of God on his. Oh, fuck it. It's doing it. It's true. So I thought about that for a bit going, yeah. What does that, what does Diddy Kong think that means? Does he, can he comprehend? Oh, my God. I was like, comprehend if I was Diddy. It's where this hat, what's that say on it? It's, it's the company you work for.

47:12I work for a company. You only Android's at Westworld get confused when they see someone from outside and say, uh, he doesn't like anything to me. He can't argue as the company he works for because as far as he's concerned, he's just a monkey in the jungle. Exocentric crisis. Geez. Oh, that's all I can think about now. Yeah. I think we have room in the podcast. I'm sorry. Sorry, I'll, I'll just, I'll post that. Good news, though. No need for these references about, I'll think about the end of times. After judgment day has just been over. And that means it's time to get ready for, well, uh, it's not clear. Actually, we have bad blood as a relative of paper view for June. That's the first one. And, uh, that means we, we'll, we'll be brown split or apart from the big five for the future. Yeah, we've got about, we've got about eight weeks. That's all the next pay for you. Yeah, a long, I will just quickly before we leave the new intro. Oh, yeah. So obviously we've got the music and then it's a new video to go with it. The only shot of the rock in this particular, the rocks are quite prominent in all the opening packages with Smackdown.

48:13He's only in this one little bit and it's the bit of the start where you show all the rest's training and getting ready before it goes into the colorful bit. And it's just the rock in black and white and grainy style. Just sat on a chair looking sad. That's the only shot of the rock in the intro now for Smackdown. And then it goes into shots that look like they were filming a warehouse where they got like the rotating camera and the rest is all like fucking badass. They all are like main characters. It looks fucking great. People who own dirty warehouses must be so happy when they hear news and the great part. Yeah. And dirty warehouse weekly. That's really recording a new intro. That always arrives at the same time as my coffee parade. Honey, get out the yacht. Also, I want to point out that the last face that we see on the opening isn't Brock Les at the WWE Champion, nor is it the rock. It's Kurt Angle, which suggests that they're going to when he's ready to come back more than a bit, he's the guy they're going to build the show around. Yeah. Because he's the last face that you see on the opening video package. I'll just now that is ready for you to the comic book does. But when you said, you know, the last face you see instinctively in my head is

49:16me, Harry Osborne. Didn't think you'd get that paid. Sorry for the purpose of making you. So yeah, so we now got a long build to a paid review. It's a different system now. A lot of new things in this episode. Or could possibly go wrong. Yeah. It's actually good news because I mean, Smackdown can actually build up a challenger for Brock because if there was a June paid review for Smackdown, as has been customary, then the only guy we've got with any momentum and push is the big photo of Kurt Angle that Shelton Benjamin carries around. It would have been very dire. So it's technically Mr America. You'd have to do Lesna versus America. And we're not going to be doing that in any way. They are very separate universe eye. Yes. The court Malcolm took it from the thick of it. I'm sorry, I said this to you. I really like this today because, well, if you know, the big photo of Kurt Angle isn't one to work, then there are other candidates. My left bollock with face draw on it. I'm ready to what I just said. We open up with tag team title match. The new team of Eddie Guerrero and Tejiri, taken on team Angle.

50:16Team Angle is challenging in their rematch from Sunday with the new champs. There's a one with a lot of match. Tejiri is subbing for Chavo. He was recurring from a bicep injury that call cruelly lies and says it happened in the UK. Yeah. Don't blame us. I'm done with velocity. You know as well as I do, pal. The UK is not good enough for a velocity taper. All right. Tarjiri and Benjamin. Tarjiri and Shelton taking him down in short order. Cole wonderfully reminds us that team Angle need these belts to keep Kurt happy when he returns, which is soon. I look forward to a furious Kurt showing up. I want to know where his belts are. John Wick, ask around, was dog. The jury slides his way out and drops a knee on the now legal horse. Tarjiri says, Eddie's on him like an angry hemorrhoid. You'll be sharing that, Tarjiri. Eddie comes in to break up with double suplex. I'm sure JBL called Tarjiri and angry hemorrhoid. I wouldn't be sorry. Tarjiri has been called a hemorrhoid at some point. Another time when JBL came with a locker room where he had his foot

51:17or maybe his toe bandage. So it was as well happened because I tried to do the leap frog over Tarjiri. And it's a double choke because it's the implication that Tarjiri is short. Yeah, but JBL is so old shape. He's still able to do it. Eddie comes in to break up with double suplex and do a back break up with the angle on the floor. This is going very well so far off the Eddie to clean the house, including a middle rope spinning arm drag that he can make look beautifully smooth. I love that. There's not. There's only a little bit, a tinge of a luchilebrough offense. There's some arm drags and rolls and things like that that they do, as opposed to the, obviously, Londony back style. And it just looks so smooth every time when he doesn't. And Tijiri comes in and kicks it Charlie's back. That's not his name. But Charlie hits something like a spear, but not really. Because he realized he's so much bigger than Tijiri. He would have killed him if he didn't properly. I did not stunk gold though. It does not matter because Eddie tags in almost immediately.

52:19I thought this was going to be when she would take a beaten, but this match must be going long. Like they've got old days of this tag team division. So during the break Eddie Chinluck Shelton. That's it. It's always, there's always that co-confessing the murder of JFK or being the guy sat in front of a P.B. Herman on these things. Sometimes stuff just happens back here on the normal feed with a sunset flip net breaker combination from the TA getting to one Eddie. Oh, T-Mangle, well done, Matthew. TA covered that. Your test, Albert Magnum. Tested Albert, CNA. That goes nowhere. Say head up top where Eddie breaks up a superplex attempt. But the frog's bash hits knees. I wonder why Eddie would be the dude taking the views to set up the hot tag. But I remember every bully loves Eddie. And sure enough, here's the chance for Eddie as soon as I think that. So I'm like, Tijiri can take a beaten. Oh, the way around is like, no, no, the crowd love Chan Eddie. So which is the chance in Tijiri. We hit the abstract on Eddie until Charlie's take down. Kinda like a spine buster, but not really. He gets to Eddie Lanza frog's bash. No, he doesn't. He lands on Charlie's knees.

53:20But I was so distracted like him. Another thing, new graphics for the replays. Yes. Obviously, they've changed the entire design. And I know it sounds obvious to say that. But I was like, oh, that's nice. Yeah, it looks, it looks very, um, very clean. Yes, big fan of that. Yeah. And I thought it'd be funny if the referee also was like me going one, two. Oh, look at that one, the new graphics. Distracted by the picture and picture. He suddenly found himself in the other two wrestling. I go for the pinnacle, he's like, oh, I didn't know that either. Yeah, that's nice. Why did you keep, oh, that's nice. Yeah, that's nice. Oh, the guy's getting pinnacles. Yeah, that's nice. When did we get there? Was that recent? Just did much. You could even solve. I now want to rest in promotion that acknowledges when they go picture and picture. Yeah, the guy just cut a promo. He's like, I'm going to beat you in the cage. And then later tonight, as it disappears, I'm going to, hey, why are you making me smaller? Pup me. Hey, hey, hey. Pup me full screen again. I'm a foreground kind of guy. In our wolf pack, I'm the foreground, all right. I actually know, I like the idea of two wrestlers.

54:21I'm in a crap match and then they do the new replay and the crowd goes, hey, did you see that? Look at me. They both stop and look at their evening. Yeah, no, no, no, no. The rest of the, like they would springboard for 50. He's like, no one cares me. So show the choir on again. It's getting desperate, getting distracted. It's a starwipes. Eddie gets so good at hearts of pain, but to cheer him, he ignores the ref so he can kick Charlie in the head. After all, that's in work. In the high head. He actually got two A's in his name, so to put a head in the head. In the heart. Exactly. His heart in the heart in the hood. Heads up display. Up stretch with the secret illegal tags from the team angle. Keep Eddie squeaking. Charlie's big spear also works on Eddie as does Shelton's aidedway special. And it gets too though, because this is going long. Wow. Eddie finally lands a springboard arm drag Lexus on both anglers. The hot tag brings him to Geary to clean house, and a tornado DDT gets to one Shelton. Shelton ducks a big kick, and end up in the Torah.

55:22Thank you. Shelton is saved by Charlie, so he lands a big swing kick to Tar Geary. The dragonwhip drops Tar Geary, but Eddie hits the referee with a chair. Only to throw said chair to house. The referee notices it. And that is well enough for a DQ for from the somehow conscious breath. And the titles are retained. Is this one of the first times I've seen that? I think I put that in my notes. I think this is the first appearance of the Eddie Cheshire arrogance. But he all got a new song, a new graphic. The debut with this. New bullshit by Eddie Guerrero. Yeah. I think it is because of the fact that it led to a DQ. I think if it had been debuted before, they wouldn't have had it lead to a DQ. Oh, that makes sense. Yes, it's definitely the first time with team angle. Yeah. I think it's really good here with the match. And it's so weird. The ending was so good. It almost made me forget how good the rest of the match was. It was like compelling and telling a story. Then it's just like, I've just remembered the story. You're a better wrestler. I'm a better cheater.

56:23Which I guess if you put it like that, it actually makes sense. Yeah, we're losing. But we're still going to win. That's it. It's good. It's so great. And it works because he's a face. This is way too charismatic. To do it. There's a heel. That's basically just turned not heel by not being dicks. It's the fact they're blatantly, he's blatantly heeled. The grower is a blatant heel. But they are just so lovable. You know, they're not bad guys. They're just cheeky. You know, it's caps. So I had absolutely no issues with this match and build and the wonderful ending. Yeah. And I'm sure you don't do either, Tom. No, great match. Really fun match. Like these lovely chemistry with all four of them. Did you ever slide in really nicely here? Obviously, this is, they're still keeping the journey of the Guerrero's and without Chava for the time being. And the finish, very creative, crowd loved it. And I loved it too. And Steve Angle looked genuinely annoyed at the end, which is part of the fun of it all. I'm big fan of the main, big fan of the opening match tonight. Big fan of the opening match. Yes. Well done.

57:24Well done, everybody. These guys are a good match. I know, right? We get a look back at Zach Owen debuting last week. He's got one leg. And he knows how to use co-calls in one of the most remarkable people he's ever met. Now, you need to get out more of me. It's actually like, you think that's bad if you see this hammer. Looks like the red guy from inside out. Haha. Shut up, Cole. Look at that. We're like, this is tiresome. Where's my run-in? What the hell, Dogan? Vince runs into step. The cyber leader has run into the stuff. Promises that the things are getting out of control. But also the fucking best way is just like, ah, activate the cyber bomb. Oh, come on. I knew it.

58:25Well, what was cyber about it? Cyber bomb. I'm having some cyber toast. Yeah. It's just toast, but he's doing it. I'm going on my cyber bike. Just a bike that he's on. To cyber work. Listen to my cyber podcast. Hello, I'm cyber leader. So, that was kind of, oh, this is not acceptable. I'm cyber ruined with the cyber banks. My cyber, Cole. Time to jump off a cyber bridge. And so, all that happened in steps is in a corner, listen to this. It's not saying anything. My cyber podcast. Cyber leader. Welcome to the cyber podcast. Our cyber sponsors are not rebate. Also, I know there's one point when it explodes the cyber bomb. I went, I'm, I don't know what's on my mother.

59:25The cyber bomb or explode, detonate your credit. He's supposed to be. It's a cyber decadent. Then we'll go back to mine for cyber sex. Cyber leader was using a cyber cinema. Fuck that up. He's talented. I cyber boss that up. I exploded my Simon, Simon diamondisms. Cyberdiamondism. Again, stepping the corner. Just listening to this. That no emotion. It's beyond that. Cyber decadentifies that. Yes. No, I'm obsessed with it. I'm cyber pissed off. You may have heard a few of them. Just now. Cyber leader. Promises to lose control. Just now. So many of the promises to lose control by the end of the night. And I'm sure we could just wait at the five minutes to use your takes. But it doesn't work now, because we're that invested in it being cyber leader. So I was like, well, why would you say that about you? I was able to do it under you, you friend.

1:00:27Bullsew. I like it. Twice. You've called cyber leader accredited. And now a bozo. You've come around the world. He sounds amazing. Sturff, you're a wild dog. You're a cyber wazook. Tonight. I still have cyber sex with you. No, no, cyber cyber sex. Cyber sex. Cyber sex. Cyber cyber sex. I'm a fucking sexual woman. Cyber cyber sex. Oh, no. I cyber kiss you on the cyber family. That's part of it. If you can type it, just don't do it. Tonight, Brock Lesnar. Remember him, uh, this is member of the FBI. We don't know which one it is. And we don't care. Oh, uh, and oh, oh, his cyber leader from the chat. Fantastic. What a segway from cyber leader to cyber leader. I got to cyber cough. Cyber leader is disappointed in the lack of America

1:01:27and masking on Sunday. And that means I want an apology from you. A cyber apology. I don't know why that got me. Cyber wanted apology. I was an advanced technical mechanical system. I demand. I demand an apology. My cyber circuits have been hurt. In writing, I would like a cyber apology. You've cyber hurt. My cyber feelings. I'm cyber crying. Cyber crying. Cyber crying. I'm rustic. Yeah. And, uh, somebody explains that's why the pay-per-view was called Judgement. Cyber day. Cyber Sunday. It's so hard to get through. Cyber Sunday. It was supposed to be Hulk Hogan's day of judgment.

1:02:28This is... This... You have to wait until 2020 for that. Mmm-hmm. Oh... Tonight, the pay-per is going to go. Get out of here to apologize, buddy. I've heard my cyber feelings. Aw, God. Well, I can't believe ancient paper didn't beat this youngster, Mr. America. He's in the criminal's career. He just have his gun stuck to zero. Oh, so here's Piper and Sean O'Hare. Piper, in his gut, apologized to Cyber leader. He then slaps him in the face. Pipe me gets mad, so Cybele was like, excellent, that's the first I wanted on Sunday. Where was it? And now you're apologizing. What a bitch you are. What a cyber bitch you are. No, that's just K9. Pipe of threatens to rip. Cybeleaders circuits out, there we go.

1:03:29If he does that again. So Cybelead it takes his coat off, or you know, I'll cyber count. Soon these wins. Luckily Sean cuts things off and stops them. Could off the match this century, I'm sure. Apologize to the Cybeleaders and take the blame for Sunday. Tonight, Sean wants Mr. America. Pipele loves the idea. And remembers he's supposed to be putting Sean over. Yeah, like he's forgotten. Oh yeah, that's a good idea, actually. Yeah, I'm watching the live feed. Surprise new Pipele doesn't go. Who are you? What are you following me? Vince makes the match. Oh Jesus, Cybelead makes the match, but with the stipulation. If all they lose is Piper is fired. But come on, I'm ready. We got this. I mean, based on what I know, Pipe is fired anyway. Yeah. Um, I watched the broadcast version. You watched the live version. I had the live feed version, yes.

1:04:29It felt like something was edited on the broadcast version, when he mentioned about ripping Vince at man's throat out. Like, briefly. Oh, was that like me? You know what, that's quite a violent image for the TV slots on. So I can see why I made a video. Oh, no, no, no, it was in there, but there was like, like they put like the fan crowd noise behind it for some reason. Oh, yeah. Maybe they're having their cake in it. Yeah, having their cake in it. Cybecake. Sorry, my part of my brain is going to make sure you're not doing the cybele. The voice right now. Which I really art. I've got this like, you know, the avatar of it has so many ahead of it. I can't write my head going, oh, he's getting close to the right voice right now. It's getting closer to you. Shall we watch you, God? Would you go to the shops and you use this voice and they look at you like you're going to do it. I like some cyber oatmeal. So it was, so nothing was edited then. They might have just pumped up the reaction from the crowd. Yeah. Half edited.

1:05:30Okay. Fair enough. I thought they might have been a bit edited out. Yes. Piper, it says something deeply offensive. I think that's enough to be honest with you. Yeah. It's fine. Quite a sense of deliver point, as we've said, many and many of the time. Breaking neck breaking news, Kurt Angle is back in two weeks. The lot that said, I should have stayed out to his angle, mate, you sure listen. John Cena versus Spanky is next. So it's so out of interest because I don't get like, um, I don't know. No. We came back and Michael coldest went, Kurt Angle returns to Smackdown in two weeks time. So it was suggested to me that they hadn't put that in the actual version. So it didn't say anything like, wow, you mean it's so crazy. Was it a video? Was it a music package? You think we were about to invade Iran? No. It's just that. Iran was focused. Was it a music video package? It's not like Jim Johnston production. A production video. Okay. Because it's around this time that we get. It's like you. Coldplay. We get cold play clocks set to.

1:06:31So I thought it might be that. Then I've just cut it out of the network version. So they haven't got to make cold play any money. So, um, yeah. So I didn't see it. And I was like, no, I'm looking forward to seeing that. It's a really good video set. Yeah. It's the only time cold plays have been using the WWE context, but it's to bring Angle back and they make it like a hero. I was thinking about cold play the other day because I said, I know, right. People, some of them did a great, stick or thing like, oh man, I hate that angry dude. It's like, you know, people type angry dude says, uh, man, sickle, soup all of these foreigners play in these, at least soup all of this would be an American thing. And some guy, whoa, whoa, no, no. Puerto Rico is part of America. It's like, uh, what we got against bad money because bad money, cold play played one fucking year. You're talking about nothing against him. Johnston versus Spanky, before the match, Cena doesn't think much of Spanky ripping off his gimmick. Rap for us, Tom. Hey, you're Spanky, dude. You're just a copycat of me. I've been watching your progression. Kids got an obsession with trying to steal my ruthless aggression in his first match against

1:07:32Kurt Angle. He took him to the limit. The next minute he's rocking the laws and claiming that's his gimmick. Dude, it's exactly like me. Oh, no, I'm 10 times bigger. You want to be me so bad you swallow my action figure. I was left. But you'll never be untouchable. Don't care how hard you try to. I swerve, I serve you quicker than a Burger King drive through. Okay. Quite slow. With a name like Spanky, dude, he never gets a date. He'll always argue in groups, because all he does is mass debate. Nice. Oh, so I'm past you, your little rascal, you and your kiddie tricks. You want to spank something? Do go home. Go Spank on your... Dicks. Yeah, that's not the cleanest of landings for Cena. No. Go Spank on your dick. I've been part of the Wings. I've got a talkin' too afterwards. Yeah. I got a dick. They've passed the second law. Sorry, one game. Hey, my side. I'm on your side. You'll never defeat Ansel. Sorry, sorry.

1:08:32Sorry. I'm not. Okay, that side. I thought the recipe was amazing, but it was amazing. It's like, yeah, go home and play with your dick. You're like, well, I don't want to support that. support that. Go spank on your dick. Yeah. Oh, well, they can't all be winners. I mean, honestly, no, the rest of that was fine. If you take go home, go play with your action figure. Oh, sorry. Yeah, anyway, yeah, it's fine. It was fine. Yeah, the crowd not as into these as they should be. I think they put a lot of effort in them. He is. It'll be all right. I want to get sympathy for poor scene. I think he'll be poor with all sooner. Anyway, one of the little brascals charges at scene and it's a one footer drop kick. Why do you do that? Now that gown is here. Is he envious? Cena stands him down. Don't grab the snap. Super two. You could tell when Taz doesn't give a demo about someone because he insults Cole more than usual. A hard throw send spank in the corner for two. Apparently, I've not put any of the things that Cole said. So Taz said about Cole, but I'm sure

1:09:34it was very exciting. Spanky scores of an insecurity for two, but it's the shoulder block and F you to give Cena the way in that three 18 because I guess this feud is over. I mean, it's finished or in call it over. Yeah. And spanky dressed up as Cena that one time. That was a pretty alright, but it just emphasized Cena's gimmick more. Spanky's just a dude. It's a match that established pecking order. Yeah. I think it would have been more this if the crowd reacted, but I put crowd did not care about jock versus twink. This is an upon sight. And also now they're in my satellite feed, which nearly crashed during this match. Oh, really? Cena is above having a few of the spankies. Any other daughter five? It was five what it was. As I say, just established Cedar in the upper mid card and spanky in the mid card. That was basically what it did. That's it. And we get stills of Sunday's stretcher match. They tried to show video, but it was too heavy. Something something also gravy got stuck at the projector. I don't know. They cut out Ray Mysterio's run in.

1:10:35I think of this focusing on the just focus the aspect of the big show bouncing around for Lesnar. Yeah, because again, oh, did show did put his working shoes on a judgment day. And now there's nothing else. We have to order out. We have to have an Alessandro cream come over from pride or something. Oh, what else? Just in Timberlake in his other fucking song. The FBI are finally color coordinated as they walk out to the ring. Nungio does arm reps. No, no, and while the other two read a magazine, both things they're facing the rock. I should be a face, etc. Nungio threatens to wrap rock up like Linguini. And I put all right, all right, all right, stop. Are these guys serious or comedy? Because it really doesn't seem to know right now that the least threatening Italian since Toledo Mafiosa from danger most. And let me tell you, it took maybe three seconds to think of a crap Italian. Oh, got it. The Ouija prima.

1:11:36OK. Wario. He's remember that. Remember that dude who was popping for a week and then people found out his bliggle beliefs. And he still gets booked. Yeah, he doesn't want to. And Jimmy's under Covid conspiracy. This is mum. I'm here. Wario. No, no, no. He's a bad Italian. He's naughty. He steals all the treasures from a Mario Kart 64 too much to put with a bad Italian. Well, I'm basically on the wire that steals all the treasure from from Sugar Island. This just makes him English, right? I just make him come to fill out the Wario Museum somehow. No, I won't give you back your pyramid stop bringing me. Please rise for your new national anthem in this country. Oh, wait, I got busy. I elected him to Wario land. Oh, shit. He's from Wario land. Anyway, yeah, that's it.

1:12:37That was it. I thought I paused because I thought, oh, Tom's got his phone on. He's googling something about FBI. He's not. He's just not. No, no, no, no. I'm trying to, I'm trying to find a letter for the next bit. So I've got one ear on you and one eye. I feel free to do like it to interrupt it like it's a match at any time. You said you've done it now. I'll do what the rest is doing the ring to ship myself and die. But not before eating stack of two tackle Bell and click it or ticket. Again, having tackle Bell and stack of two in the same outbreak is not only taking the piss, it's also taking the cholesterol. So this is what I wanted to, what I wanted to enhance upon. Oh, that was the big. The click it or ticket thing. Oh, it's it's just the campaign to get Americans. Can you please put your seat safety belts on? Yeah, here, please. But okay, so it was in January 31st in 1983, the wearing seatbelts became, became mandatory and people were really angry.

1:13:37I've seen some of the YouTube clips. Oh, ever so angry about it. And I don't know if you're looking for that, but the woman who says that like, I think it's outrageous. It's like a communism. I haven't said that. Oh, but it's also bits. Oh, I don't like getting involved in this shit. Don't get me wrong. But I remember someone who was talking on a podcast about like the libertarian convention. And they're asking like, because that libertarian's whole thing is like, no, we should have the right to do what the fuck we like all of them. That, you know, they sub some very, very reasonable request. And then some absolutely butt shit stuff that we go, oh, no, no, no, no, but they were going like in front of the libertarians of the crowd, basically playing them. They were going like, should, should we have to wear seatbelts and like, no, crowd. Yeah. And then there's like, you know, should we be able to like give a 10 year old beer and like, yeah, of course, yeah. And one guy's like, well, no, I don't think this should. Let me go. You saw.

1:14:39We get my kid pregnant drunk and everything else. And call me. No, there was, um, yeah, cause there's lots of like people like that. Um, but in real in 1983, there was a lesser printed newspaper that just caught my eye when it became mandatory, which is said, I don't know whether I move in the wrong circles. But since Monday, January 31st, up till now, I haven't spoken to one person who is in favor of this new law. And this includes my, this includes my husband and myself. They're the people she has spoke to. Um, it she talks about how the seatbelt give her a loss of personal liberty and being trust up like a chicken ready for the oven. What the fuck? She also says it takes a long time and it's sheer awkwardness to put the pesky thing down in my, in my husband's case, he has on several occasions during the past week, suddenly realized he's forgotten to fasten his belt. Remember the 50 pound find panicked and fumbled with the straps, lost momentarily, being a bigger danger to himself and other road users than in the old freedom days, being rather stout and a present wearing

1:15:43a heavy overcoat is convinced that in this seatbelt, he feels less in control of the car than he did before. And I believe him. Hi, people of earth, I just want to let you know, not only as my husband, the worst driver in America, but he's a fat butt. Yeah, that's a code on because apparently he spends all the money we usually get from having good electricity in the car, you know, he didn't. And spends all on cake. So this is the best that I've all done. This woman wrote in to say, my husband is fat and forgetful. And what did they melt to say to that? He says, he says, uh, plans change. And again, I can't do those libertarians. It's like, it takes forever. You know, how many booses I could be given to my kids? Bullshit. I will never get my black tar heroin in time. At this rate. You were saying you were saying. Hey, we're serious here, speaking of America, he gets very little pop on the life feed. Whoa, was it people cheer for him on the broadcast version? I don't

1:16:45think it's satisfying. I think they wrapped it up. It was shockingly quiet. Uh, Tarsus, of course, it surprises here. His name is Mysterio. It's Mexican for, uh, mysterious. It is. Of course, it's boy, you're good. God. Tarsus, that instantly gets on raise case, wearing quote, his end quote, orange and black. I love that. Tarsus forever might have been wearing orange and black. That's my colors. It feels more or any of you a while ago. Uh, it was the might don't kneel and say, it was union. It's almost calling the actions. And what do you think of this march? It does like that motherfucker. My colors. Tars has gone to all the trouble of having orange skin as well now. So it's those that is his colors. Don't blame him. Blame his eyes. Don't say it, buddy. He's got friend Emma oids. Yeah. She lives up your back. No, no. Hey, look, it's Benoit. And you really is at this time. This is my hearty. Matt likes his steak, medium, well, and has more teeth than Benoit. Well, he counted.

1:17:49These are two things. You also keep my also, my wife is a bad driver. My husband's fat fucking forgets that was about on and I believe that this is the fault of the council. When my husband ever, he crashes his car in that big donut shop from the Sims. What I couldn't describe as morbidly obese rage. That's it, but we'll do him no failed. Tars asked Ray, how he likes his steak, just so he can mock coal for quote, being vegetarian and preferring lobster sauce. You know, I'm going to comment you have to be to get that shit to work. Yeah, I hope he has one day, he has my one day Tars might be Tars, I love Tars. Hey, co, what do you think of this? Oh, I think that I'll fuck you. That's Tassie's spiel. Yeah, book of these old things, what I'm going to say, so I'm going to be horny. And if that doesn't work, I'm going to take the piss out of it. Even doubt just go, Oh, man. What's

1:18:56that Vicki also really important to say? I don't shout all over it. That's it. No, man. That's it. They're an impression of the, you know, the member of the five seat, the member of the five pips at the end of the room. Three pips. Well, there was two, there was, but they got really two. Yeah, the mid that trade, the Georgia. But that's the one. I nearly get stuck in the crossbite early on. These two had a lovely match in 2000. So let's see if we can get the same here. Benoit works Matt's arm while Matt Howles at the moon, while Chris is in control, the little M effort offers a distraction and Matt hits a side effect for two. Well done. He saved him from the triple Germans. He only hit two of them, therefore it doesn't do him any pain. That's a current thing in the rest of that. We just accept to be adorable. I'm going to hit with two brutal German suit flexors. I'm great. Yeah, that's all my prime. My cracks Benoit's gummy neck. The crowd realizes they're supposed to be cheering Benoit. So he escapes and goes right into a sleeper. Suplex gets two on

1:19:56Benoit. Missionary position dirty pin only gets two. Matt mocks Ray for wearing a shirt because you can see some fat coming out the sides. Fuck off. Wait, Ray, you're also wearing a shirt. Non-yielding leg drop gives Matt another than they fall. If he had yelled, that would have been it by Christ. Back up to the more collision, but it's both guys down for a bit. I saw it. They hit heads and boom. Thanks, Ray, just because you're the size of a 12 year old, doesn't mean you have to come and take like one. Fuck it. Benoit grabs a stop suplex for two in a catapult sense batted the post. That's a simple spot for heels to take and gets a big dumb pop. Benoit signals a Canada by slit his own throat. I don't know, it's going to help through customs. There's this one guy and Ray takes care of Shannon, allowing the cross face to give Chris the clean win after reverse a twist of fate, which looked nice. Not the same level of their 2000 match, but the situations were very different as Matt was playing a dick very well to build Ray versus Matt with Matt looking strong, having the state doesn't match that doesn't match as even on TV since WrestleMania. Post match, though, a tied and emotional

1:20:57map gets mad at Ray, laughing at him. So he says, Ray, have a title shop. If you beat Shannon and crash right now, both M F's to a lot of M F's. That's the entire quarter of M F's is like. So remisterio does, in fact, take him on his challenge and takes on both shall more and crash, Holly, join in progress, but don't worry. Now happens during the break. Ray, you send Shannon outside and heads as a crash down as well. Ray does crash at close line. They get sent down by Shannon. Shannon, each shit in the ring post and crash takes a head scissors. Shannon rags up the six one line and crash backdrops him out the floor. And they're fairly brutal, brump, because I'm sure Ray was hoping Shannon more would try and catch him off some things like, no, bye. No, I'm resting against you. I don't want you to learn. Please, let me take it. Ray gets worked over as the commentators talk about Ray just returning from injury. Tastas grabs crash and Shannon as quote, one's in training and the other is a moral one. Yes, an MFR and a moron. So more on. Yeah. So no, he's always been asked. Yes. So, so crash, Holly is a moron

1:21:59because he's training under Shannon more. Shannon more is an MFR because he's training on a mat. I generally couldn't give a toss box, Shannon more. So I thought Tastas was just going, oh, Shannon more is all right. Fucking a crash. So if they would have got more on, they'd have got so we'd train under crash. They would have been a crash hole. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Out of it. Good enough crash. Good enough for Tastas. Good enough for Tastas. A weird dual team sees crash almost press slam Ray, who then land sideways and he gets two off that. Ray comes right back with a double DDT. Shandas sent outside and a top rope seated sent on takes crashed down. Back up and Ray lands a springboard crossbody, but starts limping and having issues wearing the ropes. Ray tells crash, I'm hurt. As the commentators mentioned, Ray appears to be hurt. Crash jumps into flying nothing to help out. Ray limping while holding his crotch lands a low drop kick on crash, then somehow manages a 619 on Shannon. Middle rope West Coast pop gets rid of Shannon, despite his foot being on the ropes.

1:23:00Since it's on the elimination rules now for some reason, quick horror camera on a pins crash as well. And Ray wins clearly in pain and hurt from landing on crash. And post March, Matt beats up both guys for their failure as Ray is carried out by the ref and to some guy. The injury was so fierce Ray was forced to take an entire five days off. More takes a lovely bump off the twist of fate. But even so than the injury, then what we just saw is a news that this was crash holly's last televised smackdown match. Oh, really? He'd make more pinstances on philosophy throughout the next few weeks and they didn't get released. Oh, what a shame. Which is hard brings this is almost gathering steam. And by that, I mean, just helping Matt Hardy, who was really cool. Yeah, they were just fodder for for Matt really work. They did a good hack and such. Yeah. But there was a lot happening in that one match. That was an injury, then the saying goodbye to someone. So any thoughts that there was a big old segment. There was a lot to digest from there. I really

1:24:01liked like Shannon and crash bounce around for a wonderfully in amongst all of that. And then obviously Matt, I guess, I guess the way that that whole thing ends with Matt hitting the twist of fate on crash and the twist of it on Shannon is writing off crash essentially. I don't know if he appears in the background. Okay. Yeah, I hadn't thought of it like that. But you're right. I was trying to figure out whether it's he I put my notes. I put Matt dropped Shannon and crash with twists of fate. Or is it twist of fate? Oh, it's good thought twists of fate. Oh, there you go. It's a goodbye. It's a goodbye, either way. It's a goodbye either way. I liked it. I like to have a statement. I like when segments flow from one to another. Yeah. Like when they're done well and they're done uniquely, then they're good fun. And this was whole this whole bit. I thought it was a good fun. Yep. I thought it worked really well for what they were trying to do. Yeah. And again, Ray would be fine. Even though it was limping so badly, the commentators were like, yeah, he's hurt on comment. Yeah. Yeah. I wasn't sure. Like, obviously,

1:25:04he's just come back from injury. But but Ray's entire career will be here coming back from injury. So he will be fine for many, many, many, many, many years to come. Get out live most wrestlers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sadly. Sadly, nothing sound right. Sorry. I meant because crash Holly passed away. Yeah. You know, I don't even know. I know. Sadly, remisteria was still alive. All right, Matthew Dominic. I mean, oh, I've got to do the voice. The cyber ludic would never say such a thing. We recognize remisteria was one of our own, in fact, as he is more metal than mine. We're big fans of cyber lucha. Yeah. On my cyber, there are says would be 75% titanium steel. We gather around the cyber telly on a cyber Saturday night. All right, number two. Cyber to cyber over your overegging this cyber pudding. How did you know I was eating cyber pudding? We have a traitor amongst us. Thank you. A cyber traitor. We don't

1:26:05know me for it. I'm not in the show, but you are, you are cyber man though. No. Oh my god. I'm so sorry. I just, you look so interesting. I assumed you heard isn't like an old pension processor. No. Oh. Oh. Oh. Cyber shit. We shouldn't I shouldn't feel this bad having no emotion chip, but I do actually feel awkward. I feel cyber awkward. Not awkward. That's not exciting. Cyber cold. We're trying to say like, no, I'm sorry. I'm cyber. As the leader of the cyber man, I apologize. Can I have that right? Oh, that's a good cyber writing. You could have it in typing. Oh, you know, with your type right head of yours. I could just kill you host you. Now you're walking. Just kidding with a thought. Got your cyber legs going.

1:27:07Steph has a sit down interview with Zach Owen. It's a pilot of what your story. I couldn't believe watching his and watching raw going. It's the same thing. She's always wanted to sit down and have a boring talk. Yes. Welcome to my podcast having a boring chat. Actually, Dr. Steph doesn't get a chance to talk to normal human being given the family or complete social path. I think this is what makes this a real challenge for her. She's actually, she's not, she's a Baghdad actress. It's not her fault. It's in a jeans. But when people like, yeah, I'm a milkman. It's like, whoa. Really? So when you go home and scream violently at your family, how do they react? Yeah. I said, hold up my mum the other day and she said, how was your day? That happened. I think that's wonderful that this you live with someone who cares about how you're feeling. Really rare. It's not stuff. It's my God. I mean, after I go to university for that. I had a business prayer, but it all right over. Anyway, Steph and a podcast has an interview with Zach, a sit down interview that's cruelly labeled this sit down. No, he crawled busted. No, he's got an arse. Just not leg.

1:28:09He's got an arse. Sorry to melt it. If he didn't have, if he didn't have an arse, it would be me. We can replace your party with cyber. We were Zach Owen. She says, quote, one of the most amazing guys you'll ever be to. I don't know, Steph, I did meet Duncan Ferguson when I was eight. I want to say he was quite a pleasure being a decent midfielder and Scott, Scott and Tyler's man. So I don't know. I once gave Danny John Jules directions, dedictions. I don't know if he's the most amazing person I've ever been. I've been backstage with a drop of name here. So I had a HD drink. No, so he used the toilet. So we're more like I once once did a did a play this one theater in Worcester with a man who was in the wine comes out for which

1:29:11the hoots run this juice lucid. Oh, you know what? I don't brag about that. Yeah, that's a good. I forgot his name. I know he did. I hope he's all right. Yeah. I did once tell, I did once coach, no, no, what's wrong? What? I think I was the number one. So I composed the father fancy thing. I didn't really. What? And I might as well say, no, no, no, what's about the couple of butchers. No, what's up? No, fuck off. The five-hundreds-y composer. It sounds like you're just, no, I'm laughing too hard to pronounce anything directly. I've laughed myself stupid, this fucking podcast. It's a train, right? I'm loving it. I hope the people listen to this are number one tomorrow. And he said, oh, how do you rumor you you're gonna be progressive for a game of composing? He said, yes, yes, I was going to do that, but became a composer instead. I was, oh, that's great. I thought was just bullshit. It was not as true. Do you like Japanese wrestling? And I went, yes, and I threw the thing of someone. And I was good to be hip-stress and Bobu Sapo. With the ooze, with the fucking ooze, because it

1:30:13was day five of Mike Fest. That's pretty on three hours sleep. Bobu Sapo. Bobu Sapo. And his bandmates from his band, that played a Mike Fest was pisser-rounding people. Oh, Bobu Sapo. So step aside. Yeah, Zach, I wasn't ever done that. Stefan Paul just what happened last week as Gowon explains he had cancer when he was a kid. And the leg was amputated from spreading and killing him. He grew up with his mom as his father bailed when Gowon was four. I need to touch on this bit. Right. I mean, cause so far, because Steph started off by going like, so how did you lose your leg? Like straight in. Sorry about last week. So as you lose your leg, was it an accident? Was it was it an illness? And he went, I was it was bone cancer. Is that actually just like a going like what else? No, and there's two things. And how old were you? I was eight. Okay. And you know, your mom. And it was she, so he talked about his mom and then Stefan. And what about your

1:31:14dad? And he went, oh, well, my dad, when it would vanish when I was four. So I haven't got much relationship with him to which Stefan. And she did like a little. She did like a little bit. You know why she did that. She probably thought, yeah, say. Oh, good. Oh, thank God. Some common ground with a human. Yeah, it was the way, I think because he'd said it. He said, I'm a dad vanishes four. So I haven't got much relationship with him. To explain, but I'm going like must assimilate with human. He laughed. I must. Great. Anyway, that was 20 years, ago. That's the last time I had a real conversation with my dad as well. Already at that left. I still there. We just talk shit. Make a wish came to him when he was in hospital. And he would have wanted to meet Hulk Ogan. But he declined because he was going to live. I just, it was such a what a weird thing to do. I guess

1:32:15it's like the last task on earth, I guess. So for him now, I'm like, all right, bye. It's like, like forgive my kids. No, as a kid, I would think, well, I've met Hulk Ogan. I mean, I'm right to die. Is that another thing? I didn't know whether he just kind of know what she just seems to be very grim topic. I don't know whether he just got the, I don't know whether it was, it was a bit garbled into the point he was making that he said, like, I said no, because I want to, because he didn't go on to talk about wanting to be a wrestler, because I'm going to get out of here. I'm going to go and find I want to meet him myself. It was just, it was really done. We went, yeah, the chance to meet Hulk Ogan and I turned it down because I was going to lose for that. And they're just trying to bullshit a bit of this. Maybe it just seems like even if, even if I knew I was eight, a Pamela Anderson was on my fucking list and said, sorry, Hulk, but I'm just, I, again, please forgive my ignorance to how the Make Wish Foundation thing works, because bunny Rabat from the Sonic cartoon and then he told me, sure, isn't real. Oh, that's shame. I'd love to met her. Um, where's like, oh, you want to, you've

1:33:17got an illness in you, you struggling, do you want to meet Hulk Ogan? And I go, hang on. So if I meet him, I have to die. Is it if I, if I meet him and then live, do I give the memory back? I, I did. Oh, yeah, what he meant. I, what I didn't want, I declined the free offer to meet a hero, when I'm at me best. I've not got my face on. What I've put me, that's how I took it. It's like, oh, yeah, oh, so maybe it's actually a deal with the, the repers, what you say? Yeah, that's the way he made it sound was like, like, okay, you're about to die to me, Hulk Ogan. And I was like, no, okay, in that case, you won't die. You must give us your soul. Are you going to meet Hulk Ogan? You passed. And then they went, oh, yeah, and I love Mr. America. So I like how they still do the whole Mr. America is a different person. And on the way, did I obviously like trying to do, hey, can you do your life in three minutes of this battle? I also rate it to rest

1:34:18then. So every clunky point, but you know, I didn't put his back from there. And I didn't want him to see my, um, also, he knew Hogan would die eventually. And what's the racist, whose best career decision was dying during gutlolic podcast episode 400? That he did. Next up though, uh, Hogan, no, Zach Owen wants to be a pro wrestler. He's been training as of late and hopes to wrestle one on SmackDown. Steph says anything can happen. Which means to me, which to me is such a dismay. I think it'll happen. But you'll have to die. I love the idea. Like, because that was be what someone would say if they didn't want you to wrestle on SmackDown one day, I hope to wrestle on SmackDown. I'll never say never. Yeah, right. I remember when, um, I was working on the company. Well, you know, when I said, is when I was working on Wyvern in Worcester, the radio station Wyvern, and I said to the program controller that I'd love to work on BRMB. I said, I'd love to put my name forward to do network cover for BRM, which is the big Birmingham station. And he was not a fan of

1:35:18me was this whole program director. He did not like what I did. And, uh, and his response was, well, God loves a trial. That's another way. And it felt like that. I'm too British to say, no, directly to your face. Yeah. What I'll tell you know in a way, you know what to know. I'll tell everybody behind your back, how shit I think you are. And they'll come and tell you, but I won't tell you see face. Yeah, I'm going to say something from the 1800s. And you're going to know it's my way of saying no. And I value you that little, I'm going to say fucking old things from the old times. I want a new job. Oh, well, if the lady wants a baby, I'm the fuck in the North. That's my answer to you. crowd didn't make a peep during this, because they didn't know he was going to wrestle. So I would have felt very odd watching this other context. Like one weird family, one leg, it'll be okay, though, everything that you know, sort itself out in the end. Anyway, this fucking I'll cyberly that is seething, which is just

1:36:19him going. It's going red. And he's a mask. So it's completely special. He like, I have to tell you why I'm mad. He's like, he's like a kettle. Eat me. He boils my blood. That's my cyber blood. That's what it is, but it's not that it is seething. So would I be if I had to watch that dull thing and pay for technically do you want your soccer analysis more direct than an arsel set piece join me max russian and the guardians expert soccer journalists for the latest action and news from the Premier League to the Champions League and all the way to the World Cup will have chat more out of the box than a Dominic Sober's life pre kick more panelists than Chelsea have players. And unlike the AR, we know where to draw the line for fine margins, fund debates and pool blooded tackles football weekly. Listen, wherever you get your podcasts and what's the full episode on YouTube. Youth mental health is a complex challenge that requires comprehensive solutions. We must strengthen after school

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1:38:23robots are with their non emotions. Shout him out, how America will be proven to be a liar next week. It gets really mad. It says if America doesn't do it, then you will, I will decline going though one nugget, conscious of I was career, it will be on you doctor. Your emotions have trapped you once again. It's got black ball in from the industry. Yeah, seems a bit illegal. I will black leg you from the industry. That's not the expression, Cybert, silence, cyber black leg, also on the live feed, somebody that gets cut off by Brock's entrance. So we cut the ring before we, you can finish and they have to go back to it. It's like, I don't know the thing. Good. Oh, Brock's making sense. It's like, bro, bro, bro, bro, the background. Brilliant. Oh, that's a good. Bro, no, no, no, no, no, nothing. I've got, I know I've got seven segments on this fucking show, but I need to get this bit out. It's important. Hogan fucked this straight away

1:39:24because there's Mr. America posing and having photos and you hear cyber leader off screen shout Hogan to which Mr. America turns around. Oh, you dropped your gay card. Oh, no, sorry, but you should get it on your phone. Yeah, I've got, I've got, I've got it in the Apple wallet now. It's, oh, you've got the gay phone. The cyber gay phone. Cyber, cyber comedy is very sophisticated. More so than human. We think I cyber protest too much. Yes. Why are you laughing? You would not understand that. I have a satire. Why don't you go to the cyber glory hall? How are you going to fill your mind with something with more substance than you have been giving it? He was caught cybercotted.

1:40:27Bro, there's one of the FBI. Well, here comes the pain. Wow, it said that early. Well, here comes that pain. Oh, it's cause I next. Oh, brockless the following vids. What do they have in common? Oh, never mind, never mind. And hello, see, we got mind of the FBI. Yeah, FBI back. Got a pin on TV. It was last week. And then Brock immediately beat them all up by himself regardless. And they show this clip to build up the FBI's destructivity. The entire FBI gyms broke the start while the ref does nothing. And it's revealed to be the bull is taking on Brock in a one-on-one contest. I was complaining about Johnny Sambo not getting any ring time. And here he is fighting Brock, right? Yeah, which is a thing because I'm sure Brock being on that farm is had lots of practice wrestling bulls. Yeah. So at least that was about 30. So it gets time you know, fence before Brock drives him hard in the corner twice and scores where they fall away slam Brock. So crowd loves Brock doing

1:41:29power moves because he's so freakishly strong. Again, Johnny, the bull is jacked, but you wouldn't know it with Brock being next one. And the rest of the team gets in a little bit of offense on the floor though. And Stan Bowley stomps away for two. Bull manages an impressive shoulder breaker on Brock before going across arm breaker. No one believes in it despite Brock's best attempts at moving around and selling. Lesna fights up with a power bond with scape and gets all fired up, saying the bull across the ring with a bite at the back, drawing in the rest of the FBI for the DQ. And then I can't the they weapons there. Brock takes a jungle kick from Pulumbo and the beat down is on post-match until the undertaker manages return to the city. He's back. Where's he been? Why hiding from embarrassment from Nathan Jones, of course. Oh, I mean, the FBI took him out. Even though Cole said untake was injured beforehand, untake his beat down is impressive with Nungio eating considerable shit. They're going to taking a beating. I'll give them that, but so the job squad and they didn't get shot at the beach on me. And that is that to set up the next week.

1:42:32How funny the undertaker back to get revenge on the FBI for a beating they didn't give him. So you can't beat me, but I'm going to come back and get more revenge. Yeah. We didn't do anything. Exactly. No, but you kind of did in the video package we showed last week with some commentary. That has been removed to make it look like we made it look like you made it look like you beat me up. Does anyone fall for that? No. No, but I'm going to beat you up for real. Yeah. And again, it's a set of taker and Brock, which you know what? If we are going and pivoting towards something where it's a lot more long-term views, I'm all right with okay, this was a bit dafton stupid, but it's a set up something else. For next week, they're going to need to do that to get more people on top if they're going to have a chance to survive. Nice to have the undertaker back on the classic Smackdown review in the week where we discover his new role within WWE is essentially WWE's Michael Aspel. In which he tells people they're going into the whole of faith. He just turns up wherever they are. Hello.

1:43:38You know what I'm called. Yeah. How much of a pull this shit we talk about outside of resting in this one podcast wrote well down. You're like, what the fuck is this? We're just silent. I don't work though. That was very good. I just hit me. Yeah. He is the Michael Aspel. Back and fill it. Yeah. You know, we've all been saying it. Just calling action smash on Zoom for no reason. You're the only one brave enough to make the comparison. I was about that. That bike. I want him to really lean into it and just start like going to people's houses like in fancy's rest like turn up, but like who should go into all the fame this year? It's not an all the fame. Turn to the sad man's house is a postman. Oh, I am delivering the post. Oh, he won't know it's me. Is anybody else? Oh, he won't know it's me. Even if I take my gear off and say, hello, it's me, the undertaker. Oh, no, it finally happened. Oh, Heyman got me a stripper. Here I am six foot 10 postman.

1:44:39Someone. Someone played you declines. I'm not I'm in my prime. He has though. I still got my wind in me, Jack. The door opens more and reveals nothing but be it. What? It's a gimmick. At a cyber man going, come back to cyber birth. Simon versus the Simon man. Who is the best man? Yeah, five for the use of the word man. Oh, God, I think that's what. Simon loses. So he just becomes a saddened. I think yeah, fuck. Right now, then, Simon from Spider-Man 3. It's stable for a chap. As the commentators talk about, Sables Bikini lying like it's the first time they've ever seen Titch. Sables sadly has to talk. Despite the sniper's best efforts to stop it. It's talked about being in raw magazine. Cole is just like, I'm going to come just thinking about it. He really is excited. There is only two waves in a heart. Even as a kid, I'm like, wow. Like, look at it.

1:45:39Do you have to react like that when you see a woman? They're not. You still get me wrong. I'm not misogynist. Not anymore. I am a fan of women. That is not how I react when I see most of them. Oh my god. I can see a bit of a neck. But anyway, you thought that was stupid. Sables now wants Taz. No, she's only human. Sables. Sables don't come with Taz picking Tory Wilson as the winner of the Bikini contest last week. Oh, sorry, the judgment day, I think. And gets on the desk to look down at him. She didn't need to start on the desk for that. Sables Taz, if he thinks she's hot and it sounds really sad to be honest, at the jar rating a bit, Sables pulls water over his head. After doing a premature joke, Taz is pissed about having clean easily fixed water over his head and suit. Taz did a good job of selling this. The point of me wondering if he was legit mad. I don't know what the point of this was.

1:46:41So maybe it was a bit of a rib. It felt like a rib because she poured water on him and he shot up like a bolt and he could drown. Not much fell out. But for a split second, for a split second, it looked like Taz wasn't going to fucking choke her out. Yeah, it looked so angry. It was his furiousy swimming out of half an inch of water on the floor. So, I mean, I sure you would have put the Katarja hard to make it. You know, it's just too occupied. So we're getting that Sables versus Taz view that we all wanted. We're not saying smackdowns low on stars right now. But Sables versus Taz is a program. Sables versus Taz is semi-main. And believe you, it is semi-main. It's going to pop off my pants like I fucking say. I feel like Vince just went. So I feel like Cyberlead and just went, oh, wouldn't it be funny if Sables went out and just put some water on Taz? Yeah, I think I think that's 100%.

1:47:41We have nothing to prove that, but it's what happened. Backstage, the Cyberlead, oh, is he not dead yet? Tell us all here. Do your time tonight. We've got no fucking stars. Yeah. If you want to do a 60-minute Broadway, the Cybermen will be very... We're under by an hour. Stucker 2 is demanding more marathon marches. I've told them we don't call them that anymore. They're snakeers. Yes. I had to do that quicker than usual. I only told them to have been drilled. And Shona has like, I don't look like a detector, is Jesus. And also, no need to go for his mask because we'll sort that out next week anyway. Pipers reduced the nodding to everything the Cyberlead has said. Well, I think that's what's good for him. So the main event is Mr. America versus Sean O'Hare. Yes. Mm-hmm. America has gone with him. O'Hare has Piper. I guess that's fair in terms of that. Hogan Taz is... Mr. America Taz is short, causing coal to ejaculate,

1:48:44it's seeing more tits. He's been edging all night to be fair. Yeah. No, he's still injured. By the way, we'll skip to the end. This is the thing I remembered this main event, because I remembered as a kid going, this is the main event. Like last year, I got Hogan being the main event. That's why I'm doing this comedy thing. And the main effort event is Smackdown, the main event angle. No. O'Hare shoves him down to stop, and does it again to prove this point that he is strong. Yeah, that's why we like to end up with W. Because you were doing 1970s big man spots. O'Hare versus Bruno would be fucking great. Back up, and America does the same, meaning it's time for some posing. Crowd goes douche, douche, douche, as he does his punches, which I like. I don't know if that's his gimmick, he's just started. America's offense is cut off by Piper, grabbing his boot and a slam for two. Thankfully, the theme of the boot stays on. Some kicks the chest, so the pitch-in lock on America, and we're still here for a good while. This is such an 80s Hogan formula match, and Crowd is half into it. America fights up and no sells a spinning kick to the face,

1:49:45meaning it's America up time. Piper gets knocked off the apron, and the leg drop connects, but Piper grabs America's leg again, and pulls him off. Be much more tough. Ah, too late. Q, a cyber leader with a bunch of cyber men. If anyone knows about breaking the law, it's you, Hogan. To arrest Gowen for his actions on Sunday, because he was technically trespassing. Yeah, it's true. Crowd asks, don't silence for this. Tyler says, oh, don't do that, he's handicapped. Do you have to get the handicapped police? Yeah, you have to even silence. Is that a who watches the watchman situation? Yeah, a very confusing thing to say there. Also, you can't be handicapped and be a prick. I think that's what God has put down your cyber guns. He's only got one leg. We can't legally arrest him for reasons. What the fuck? America goes outside to help his buddy, he's just met.

1:50:47That's enough for a count out, though, as oh, hair wins it and the show. Jesus Christ, what a lame finish. That was my thought as a kid, but I'd like to expand as an adult. Jesus Christ, what a lame finish. A lame match. There we go, I expanded. As a mid-contraction, fine. This will be okay, but the main event. Post-show, cyber leader, comedically marches with Gowen's stick. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Actually, Charlie Chaplin. That's where the last film, Vince Sohn, Vince, back and forth. Looks pretty great doing it. Not gonna lie. If I could, if I could, cyber leader, Vince, would ban strut down the streets. I'll be the talk of all the Greggs. And also, Taz says to end the show, Vince said he'd be smiling at the end of the show. And after the show ends, the call of mint, he says, that was great. That was a great line. But can you say he guaranteeed, because that's what he said. He didn't say he said. And sure enough, that's what ended up as the closing line.

1:51:49Nice. Well done, Lads. He's cold, given the nice way of like, not like you're a dirty shit ass. How dare you. It's like, no, yeah, it's good. Good, that's pretty good, but we do it like this and they do. Oh, and there's more. America yells, screw you, McMahon. Into a microphone. So Sean Drexelmore out the ring. I mean, they are of TV at this point, so thank Kogans could have said a lot of worse for a microphone, thinking no one was watching. America, America's up. And double knock-knockers, Piper and Sean, together before his theme starts playing. Oh, then Mr. America removes his mask to the crowd reveal a guy who looks like Hogan, but can't be, right? I mean, I'm glad he did that. There had to be dozens of people who didn't understand the new ones of the storyline. We've all met people. It's a new life in Crudwich, too. That's right, Joe. And there's some people who can follow Tenet. The Tenet. That's nothing more like, we've been for Comic-Gade, fucking hell, but not this storyline. Anyway, he poses for ages as the crowd cheers. I mean, what do I need to do for your picture? It's a Hogan. Keep up. This is anything you always fucking does off the end of the show. So, yeah, what were your thoughts on the main event?

1:52:50Um, I thought a last Sean O'Hare is actually getting somewhat involved in this story because the whole idea of putting him at Piper was to build him. I thought, and he's been a bit part player. The fact that it was Sean O'Hare that stopped Piper and McMahon fighting, that offered himself to fight Hogan and got a bit of offence in on Hogan, I thought was great. Right, the finish. So, it is a match where if Hogan wins, Piper's gone for good. Good. Hogan loses, he has to take a large text test. Ooh. Right? Does that go and get arrested? Oh, no. So, he's been taken away. Hogan leaves the ring to try and help that guy with the police. See, this is the thing, right? Because Vince said, oh, what are you going to do? Are you going to help Gowon or finish the match? The thing is, he can't help Gowon in that situation. He's already been arrested. The trick that he should, what Hogan should have done, what Mr. America should have done, gone back in, won the match, and then gone to the police station to bail him out.

1:53:51And then, he could have got rid of Piper, could have got rid of her hair, even more throwing end to Smackdown when he was in America going there. When his mask on, trying to pay the bail. So, I just went, well, that's just what a stupid fucking idiot because you can't help him in that situation. The arrest has already happened. No brother, I'm trying to get my friend out. Now, I need to see the bondsman, I think. Yeah, okay. So, what are you going to do, Hogan? As you say, as you said, what are you going to do? Fight the policemen. I looked at it in a different way. Hogan is pretending to not be Hogan, right? It's in disguise. So, the least Hogan thing I can think of is him going outside and trying to fight the police because he's a rich white dude. So, to show he's not Hogan, he's going to go outside and give them a Jolly stud talking to. Okay, okay. As opposed to proud lefty, Mr. American. That's how you know it's not Hogan. I'm not Hogan. As you can see, I willingly lost a match. Yeah. Okay. That's a nice way of looking at it.

1:54:52Yeah. Hogan would never willingly lose it. I lost on TV. It's clearly not Hogan. Yeah, it's just him and leap in Lani Poffo. Fair enough. I still thought it was a stupid fucking end into a silly match. Vince Smininger saying, goodbye, Mr. America. Goodbye, Adric. It was funny. Enjoy hell. Lied attack to test next week. We're getting a lie to T.S. Sorry, sorry, that is correct. Wait, I'll go through your wrist so I go. Wouldn't the handcuffs fall off it? No, it's his leg. You fuck. We can't tie it. Look, it's not my planet. I'm just asking a question, Doctor. Not my cyber planet. What, so what was he remembered, your frustration with the fact that that was the main event? It helps, like, what? Like, yeah, laughed. What a fucking system, any event? I think I'll watch all of it in fairness. I remembered what I didn't see, which was the Kerr angle clocks video package. You remember what you didn't see? I remembered what I didn't see, which I think I was meant to see here. I thought the strange. I was meant to see that here and I didn't.

1:55:53So I remembered it, but it wasn't there. Yeah, it's very good. A lot of days like that. It's very, yeah, I get more days of that than I ever known. What did you forget? Oh, the Eddie was doing the cheat spots in 03. I think because I, it's coming up and I started like going out and I was like, we'd power slam things, rubbish this. But I remember it being more of a later on thinking he's on the solar run. Yeah. There's more connected with him as the solar arse rather than him as the current. To the other stuff that they go, hi, I would trick you, whatever, there'd be more to come. But this is not the first, oh, that's the one he'd do the formula for. So he perfected it. Yeah. We're still on margin it. Decades later. It's nice. It's nice. Let's see, I saw it this weekend at Wrestling Resurgence. They did the the Eddie spot there. So it's like, all these is later that it's still a thing that is done, which is lovely. Oh, recycling. Cyber recycling. I do approve. I forgot that this episode gave us the pilot of what's the story was definitely about. Yeah, forgot that interview. And I'm not surprised. It's a very forgetful interview.

1:56:53Yeah. Ha ha, you dad left. That's some of dad left. It's like a fucking room. Team. What the crazy story, Zach? How old were you? Eight. So your mum left. Yeah, your mum was poised. Dad, did you have a dog? Yeah. Do the dog die? How many legs did you dog have? Horrible interview. How does he spell horrible? So that was SmackDown this week. Anything you want to play? Bunch of any? God no. Oh, yeah. Maybe out. Yes. And you want it? It will be fucking forgot. I've been working on it before I came here. So I say, no, you're alright. But yeah, it's only got out the way. We've got a lot of happened at the Mention Chamber in terms of bad things. Well, I'll be reaching out to you in the late night. And the fantastic, amazing debut of Dan Housen, bless him. Oh. One of Matthews mates who's probably going to fucking kick me out in when he sees me. Yeah. Oh, it's the big house. He's still his he-me. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. That's what I thought of him anymore. He went around the ear calls, anyway. Yeah. Oh, no. We love that. Yeah, Dan Housen. You'd never write. We love that Dan Housen. We love that Dan Housen. It is our, on the Patreon, WTF moments

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