Vault: Wendy's Creepy Craigslist Adventure

0:00The Ferture the official experiment on how creepy Craigslist can be officially started two minutes ago now right yeah It's posted but nobody really wants to do me on Craigslist yet. Oh Now I think we're on the encounter section of Craigslist just to reset this real quick And we wanted to see how long it would take Wendy to get a response from just one one post and the post says The post says I'm open to trying new things and I love dirty talks to turn me on fetishes freaky Yes, please. I'm not picky on appearance. We'll leave work immediately. Please call phone number need some ASAP All right, so if you hear a cell phone ring anytime we're talking right now That's the first freaky creepy dude and people are posting literally every two seconds Yeah, my my ad keeps going down and down and you're mad because there's more competition You're like hey, I'm like hey, come on. I need it right now. I will leave work. Well, they leave work. No. I will leave work I don't remember hey Mary good morning. You're like you 100. Hi. Hey

1:01You go So I was at work the other day and my phone rang and I couldn't answer it But it went to voicemail and it left me voicemail So I checked it and a guy left me a message and he said hi. My name is Tom. I'm a first-timer Um, you can give me a call back at this number I'm usually really good about like if people have the wrong number calling them back and seeing what they want But the number that he called from was different from the number that he left So me and my friend that I work with we got on the computer and looked up the number that he had called from And it was a hotel in Fayetteville. Oh really. Hey, okay So he asked if my name was Lindsay and he had found my ad on Craigslist And I said no, my name's not Lindsay. This is Mary um I said, you know what what kind of ad was it and he said well You know it it was an ad for

2:02Is this not Lindsay? I was like no, this is not Lindsay So we went on Craigslist to like try and find his ad and a couple people have called me since then too But really post the most disgusting things on that like pictures and everything So somebody posted for you with your phone number like playing a joke on you I have no idea. I don't know if you dialed the wrong number or somebody put the wrong number But like a couple of people have called me since then thinking that I am this Lindsay person wanting to hook up with them in a hotel It could be you know what it could be a situation with Wendy Maybe there is a real Lindsay out there who thinks that no one likes her Like maybe she just typed the wrong number in the ad like to like transpose the six or nine or something and Just like I thought I had a beautifully written ad yeah This is the first time that I've ever been on Craigslist encounter section. Mm-hmm. Are you sure? Oh, yeah I love watching Burke's facial expression and see he's opening up these ads each one Well, I learned in the very first one not to open it if there's a picture

3:02Yeah, I was greeted by uh careful what to yes for Ready Craigslist 3d would be really interesting the first one and these are right these are here in Atlanta Let's do it this morning that one's then going at if you want if you look for a little hook up action. When that's your place to be um Special feet loving Merry ladies do you like to watch Hey Some pretty graphics stuff up there Mm-hmm looking to have fun with a vanilla kitty. What is that save that? You guys know what that is I would imagine it's a white girl Casual sex yes Any board housewives looking for daytime encounter Yes Uh hump day humpen

4:06Seriously seriously that was their pitch line hump day They're like I had an epiphany just so you know while bird reads these ads and you write on that board It sounds like a mattress squeaking. Yeah, the squeaking is a little Suggested Oh That's cool you can do that in like five minutes. We have advanced to sound effects on the show Seek savvy lady to meet a Johnny's hideaway super bowl fun Johnny's hideaway that's right for real. That's what it says oh Read it. I can't What up shoddy Yeah, I think um I think we should all I think the next virtue challenge should be to use a um Craigslist ad and write a hi ku based on it. Oh I'm brought we'll bring the arts into filth. Well, that is how what's a hi ku again three five three or three seven three

5:13I can't remember At least three seven. I can't remember either. That's gonna bug me. Hi Craigslist post for five. I don't know Why do you haunt me with your whippings? I must go Hey, Chris you're on cue 100 Yeah, we actually did this to my my friends married and we put an ad in Craigslist. It was men seeking men. Oh, that's great It was the weirdest like where we told everybody that he uh, we put his phone number like his actual phone number and told him that he wanted to be treated badly and the act like you're the cops when you call and It was just horrible. That's actually funny is to put somebody's real name and tell the and say look I'm weighing the role playing so no matter what You you are um my uh middle school scout leader That's exactly what we do. We like do not break character because that turns me off No Did he have to change his phone number? No, he just got the answer to phone Well, that's great Well, the good news is like Wendy said because they roll off. They're so fast because there's a lot of pervs in the world That your post is only up there for half a day and by then you've been replaced by 300 other pervs

6:16We're nine minutes into that post. You're not one phone call. I am in another city too It's in another city saying that. I'm surprised. One we're looking on is it like did you is it a big city Yeah, it's a big yes, you didn't post it and like you know, I think I I'm excited to post it in a smaller town Branson. Yeah Good morning. You're on the Berkshire. Hey, um me and my boyfriend that I'm with right now We actually met on Christmas, but it wasn't that the little nasty casual encounter part He actually put up a posting and I respond to it and we just started talking and We've been together for a couple months and I think it's really weird, but it's actually crazy because I did my own research And the females are just as nasty. Yeah, they are. Are they really? Yes, they really are Like you guys saw the male section Mm-hmm. It's the female section is just as That including picture. All right. Let me before we move on and go to the women's section If you can without us losing our license

7:16What did he post on Craigslist that you even responded to? Well, it wasn't a Nasty casual encounter. It was the men seeking women and he just told a little bit about himself. He's laid back Working full-time jobs, you know, just looking for female to hang out with to get to know and it was just really simple I'm really laid back and I'm I mean this was cute stuff like well, you know, it couldn't hurt You know step out on face and with the first time we met we man in public place It wasn't anything I mean, and we've been together for months now and he's actually pretty pretty great Okay, so you were looking for something a little more superficial, but you actually found something a little deeper No, actually, I wasn't looking for anything Because that's the difference between casual encounter casual counters just People that just want to jump on So to speak and men seeking women and women seeking men is more of the long-term relationship ads got you Well, thank you for calling

8:16Thank you. Let's be in Phoenix looking to party black men only. That's in stone mountain Whoa, and that's recent Uh, yep, I posted a while ago. Oh, yeah, Wendy's like I posted the same thing yesterday By the way, I've written a Craigslist, I could five seven five five five so apologies to What's going to drive me crazy to miss us cook my advanced? Please teach her in high school. Sorry, Mrs. Pulse. I don't remember either Do you want to relay your high coup? Yeah, yes, please. You have your snapping fingers ready everyone. Yes, we're right. Wait. Hold on One of them up. Okay, right again. Where should I slap you? Like autumn leaves your pants fall Dude, that was so good. I'm finished yet Just got to the five lines. It's five seven five. I'm doing it after each line is five. There you play. He started again No wonder you don't have any friends He's got special friends Yeah, listen to that whole conversation. I just left like you. See you again Yeah, ding your bell

9:16Where should I slap you like autumn leaves your pants fall. I don't know your name Can we save that? Nobody's called it's been 12 minutes. I am shot. Maybe Craigslist isn't as creepy as you guys thought Maybe just no one's looking to have a little by the looks of those Atlanta Postings. He is pretty creepy Please hold. Well, let's move on to more fun and find out why your wife hates you That's what you'll get if you answer You got to answer. We'll just listen on one side of the conversation Hello Hi Oh, yeah Where are you at? Ask ask him to talk sex. Oh, he hung up. Why? I don't know people in the background. I was whispering he couldn't heard that How long did it take 13 minutes? Oh, did he sound creepy? Yeah, what do you say? He's like

10:19I'm responding to your ad and then just sat there silently And then I'm like where are you? He was like I'm in my car. Okay. You guys play commercial. I'm going to find sausage Steve haha The first show