Full Show PT 1: Friday, September 11 [Vault]

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2:05No, it wasn't serious at all. It was just kind of what we were talking about is are you a stalker? Are you born stalker? What? And I believe that you are. Really? I think that you because with me, I really don't, I'm not really, I don't care that much about you to find out where you going, where you at, what you doing, and all. I don't care. If you're gonna do it, go ahead and do it. But the one girl, she was saying that you're not, she was basically saying that you can become a stalker. How does it, first of all, where does it, how does the issue even come up? Who are you talking with and why the issue is talking? You know, I'm talking about a bird show, man. I'm not gonna talk about anything. But I mean, really just came up, I don't know how I came up, you know, just at the water cooler talk. Is she like Facebook stalking, you know, boyfriend or doing drive buys or like, uh, well, she's admitted to stalking before, but the conversation came up just randomly. I get here, I come up because I would, I sort of see where you're coming from. So I would peg people as stalkers. Like I would, like I could see the conversation coming up.

3:06Like if we were just talking in this room, like I would say, bird, definitely not a stalker. Melissa stalker. And what's the difference? Like what makes Melissa the stalker? Why am I stalker? She's born with it. She's born with it. She's born with it. How can you tell? She's just getting the vibe, you know, you just like, it's not me, the stalking you Jeff, it's not me. It's some, some people just give off that, right, Carl? Like they just got that energy that were there capable of like you cared too much about everything, you know, you just, I don't know, you just cared too much. You just ain't real and quizzied of just overly into conversation. So it's a compliment, Melissa. They say you're ambitious. Oh, thanks. I did that. And it's a, I mean, it's an insult because they're saying I'm lazy. I'm too lazy to stop. So huh, I win. No, I just think stalker, I mean, the stalker is very an insecure thing, you know, in a mean like, can't one relationship make you a stalker, but the rest of them not? I don't, I don't know. It's like your anti-Christ, your dating anti-Christ could make you a stalker, but then once

4:07you get over that, you probably aren't for the rest of your life. So we're talking about two different things here, because my assumption is that he has stalking tendencies, but just snaps on one person. Like they're controlling probably. And then in one relationship, it gets so out of hand that it goes from like being controlling to begin to, to stalking. Whereas it just doesn't happen like that, right? And it was so obsessed with one person. And that's what I feel. I mean, I don't think that it just happens like that. I think it just builds up in it when all of a sudden it just kind of snaps, but with some people, but with some, with other folks, I don't think it even develops that. Yeah, I think there are two types of people in the world. There's the type of person in the world who thinks, I bet if I guess the number of times I could get the password to his voicemail. And then there's the type of person. And then there's the type of, because they're crazy. I don't understand why that was. Because they're stalkers. Because they're getting from listening to that. You're white. Don't try to figure out why it's not, it's what's in their stalker. You obviously are stalker. You're not a stalker. Some people, it doesn't even occur to them.

5:09Right. It doesn't even think that, wait a minute, I could hear his voicemail and that would teach me what. Right. And clearly, not a stalker. I know a girl. No, I don't care enough. I know a girl. I mean, hands down. That's her whole thing. That's her whole, I mean, she'll dig, dig, dig, and keep digging until she finds something. I mean, that's just how, and I don't think she's by herself with that. I think that there's people like that. And I probably that she's, I mean, I actually go the extra effort, the opposite. To stay away. Yeah, to stay away. I had to get off the interstate and was going this one way of talking on the phone or whatever. And I realized I was on my ex boyfriend's street and I was like, oh dang, I don't want to be seen on this street because I don't want to be perceived as a stalker. Turn around and win another way. You're doing a dry by Wendy. I think you're stalking characteristics. Why? I don't know, just do. I don't. I see. I don't think, I have my own defense about Wendy. I don't think I can talk. I don't care about you, Jeff, are you stalker? I think I got stalker in me.

6:10I think I could stalk. I think Jeff does too. I don't think Willie does. I think Wendy would, for sure. I think he would. I think you get so boy crazy and so focused about one dude that you'd start doing all sorts of like you camp out in front of his house in the car and a costume and stuff like that. Nope. Yeah, wig. Do it that way. Yeah. Why me? Go walk by. Because I just think you have. You got a little bit of the rest of you. Keep a single life going. Keep going guys. I read Oras and yours definitely says stalker. No. Born with the blood. I read it. Oras. I don't have time to be a stalker. It's not work. Yeah, it's just does take time. You got to really be ambitious. Yeah. You joke about it though. But can you imagine if you really were stalked like you opened up your door and there was a dude like outside of your house waiting on you or calls you at work. I mean, people go through it all the time. Mm-hmm. But I think we're talking about two different, like not the stalker stalker like hey, but they knew camping out under your bed. But like the he broke my heart and now he's with this new girl. So I'm going to find out. I'm going to get into her Facebook page and I'm going to look at the friends of friends

7:11and friends and then I'm going to oh, she went to college with my cousin. Let me call my cousin or you or you create an online profile so you can be friend the person just so you have a look on the inside. Is that what you're talking about? Exactly. And just following going past the person's house 10 times, knowing that they're not there, finding out when they're going to be there, you know, just overly into that message. Well, is there a cutoff like where you have a reprieve? Because I think every teenage girl has document tendencies or at least a stalker, you know, where they're tempted by it, but then when you're an adult, you're not necessarily that way. You just get to all the stuff. I think I mean, if you are a teenage girl and you've never done a drive by raise your hand, nobody's raising their hand in the city of Atlanta or Nashville. You have never done a drive by? Never done a drive by. Mmm, Wendy. Come on. Seriously? Oh, no, I take that. Oh, yeah, remember now it was Thursday. It was Thursday. Yeah. I remember that one clearly now. I think that's more a girl thing. I don't think dudes do that mostly, right?

8:12Oh, no. No, I don't want to know. I have an ex-boyfriend, and I used to drive by my house. Mother would see him. Oh, yeah. And guys go hard too. Yes. Women, they take it easy. They'll go by God's go harm and they get vested. Women will drive by like on a Tuesday night at eight o'clock. Guys will drive by on a Tuesday night at eight, eight o' two thirty, eight o' five, really no seven, eight thirteen, eight twenty four, then decide, wait a minute, I bet she's it Olive Garden because I know she goes there with her family. Then they drive by Olive Garden from Olive Garden to the house, to Olive Garden to the house, to Olive Garden to the house, to Olive Garden to the house, to Olive Garden to the house. See, I couldn't do it because if I did and I saw like his car outside of her place or whatever, I would think that it's whatever's happening there is way worse than what's really going on. Like they're probably watching America's top model together, and I have them just doing the most wild sex ever. And she's screaming, I'm so glad you're not burnt. But it's better for the woman to see it there. Hey Ashley, good morning, you're on the birch show. Hi. Good morning.

9:12I'm on the birch show. You are, yeah. Okay, just cool. I'm a champion Facebook soccer. I've been found out about horrible information, not horrible information, but you know it's stuff that you need to know, but you don't realize that you don't really want to know until you find out. And unfortunately, I'm just really, really good at it. The combination of Facebook and Twitter told me that my ex from college had gotten back with his high school sweetheart and that they were living together. A fact that I would not have otherwise known. And why did you- And just to add to curiosity, why did you care at this point in time? Well, because up until I wanted to say maybe six months ago, I had it on good authority. My parents, my friends, everybody had it on good authority that we were getting back together. And then that all just kind of fizzled out really kind of oddly. Okay, so he lost interest in you're like, okay, what's really going on? And through my excellent, it's talking to me. Champion. She's very proud of herself.

10:14Should we offer up? And it's kind of like, why do I- I'm actually dating somebody now, so it's like, why do I really care about this? It was unfinished. I think that's channel was stuck. Yeah, Facebook and Twitter, people have to really be careful about what you put out there because it makes it too easy. What are you going to say, Jeff? I was going to say, should we put her, like it would be a good distraction for her from this crepe, from this a-hole who broke her heart and ran away with the girl that he was perfectly well entitled to run away with because there's no relationship between you and him. But don't worry about that. And be a nice distraction from him if we found a listener who needs help getting some information about her boyfriend. I like that. Look the two of them up and you can put your stalking efforts toward somebody else. Stalking by proxy. Yeah. I mean, hey, I am all about helping my fellow woman. She's a champion of course.

11:15So one that needs my expertise, sure, I will be there for them. Okay, let's see if we can find somebody right now, 877-588-Burt-B-E-R-T-1-877-588-2378. So basically what we're looking for is somebody much like the same situation that Ashley was in a while back. So like something went wrong in the relationship and it's not feeling right for you. Like all of a sudden he broke it off. What Ashley will do is she will guide you online to find out exactly what he's really got his hands into if you really want to know. For me, I just don't care. Like whatever you broke, whatever the reason is you don't want to be with me. So I don't even want to know who you're with. So be it. So, alright, Ashley, let me- Hey, honestly it was quite, I'm just, I'm too good for my own good. You're really good at this. You are, you feel like you're a hall of fame at this. Sadly, yes. Sadly, yes. I got some calls coming in so hang out for just a couple of seconds. Okay, cool. And I think that the, I think stalkers had that in common, that closure. They need closure. I think every stalker needs closure. Like you just say, like me, I could care less.

12:16I don't need closure. I'll tell you myself. You know. Alright, the phone lines are lit up right now with people that want that kind of help. Want some, Ashley's- Oh, hi! Her expertise. Her expertise. She says she is a champion Facebook stalker. And if you want some details about like what your ex is into, she can guide you in that direction. So call us right now and we'll put you on with Ashley here in a couple of seconds. This is The Burt Show. Hey, it's Kelly Rowland. You may not know this, but I have eczema. So I get how it can steal your time. But why let eczema take over when you can talk to your doctor about eczlas? Eczlas, lubricism app, LBKZ. A 250-mg per 2-mg leador injection is a prescription medicine used to treat adults and children 12 years of age and older, who weigh at least 88 pounds or 40 kg with moderate to severe eczema. Also called a topic dermatitis that is not well controlled with prescription therapies used on the skin or topicals or who cannot use topical therapies. Eczlas can be used with or without topical corticosteroids.

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15:21with or without topical corticosteroids. Don't use if you are allergic to Epglyce. Allergic reactions can occur that can be severe. I-problems can occur. Tell your doctor if you have newer, worsening eye problems. You should not receive a live vaccine when treated with Epglyce. Before starting Epglyce, tell your doctor if you have a parasitic infection. Paid partnership with Lily. Respect your time. Ask your doctor about Epglyce and visit Epglyce.com or call 1-800-LilyRX or 1-800-545-5979. Get it, the bird show! A couple of minutes ago, Ashley called us up. Let's get her back on the voice, Disguiser. Hey, Ashley, you still there? Yeah, I'm here. Okay, this is going in a different direction than I thought. And Ashley said she is a world champion Facebook stalker. That's right. If there was a hall of fame for this, she could do it. Gold medal. A couple of months ago, she and a boyfriend broke up and it just didn't seem right to her. All of a sudden, she sort of ended it. She's like, this isn't right. So she starts going on Twitter and following them on Facebook and she found out that dude

16:21was seeing somebody else. So we've asked you guys, look, if you need the advice of a world champion Facebook stalker or online stalker, then call us. And I thought we'd get women that were in the same situation as you with like X's. It's a mom that really wants your help. Oh, okay. Okay, so a new challenge for you. That is a new challenge. Hey Cindy, good morning. You're on the bird show. Good morning, guys. Good morning. How are you? I'm fantastic, thanks. All right, how old are your kids? Well, they are 14 and 19. Okay, okay. 14 and 19. And you are just completely clueless on how to follow them on Facebook and stuff like that. Yes, I've always thought that I need to get a Facebook set up and start following them there. Of course, I don't know how honest they would be or if they would even let me be their friend. And just kind of just made me think out to go ahead and do that. Ashley, what would your first piece of advice to Cindy be? No, is your 19 year old in college or at home with you?

17:24She is in college and at home about three nights a week. It comes back home to see a girlfriend. But he was one of those kids that in high school. I was completely clueless. He was just the sweetest, could full and apparent kind of guy and he was a part of your. And I never found out. I realized it until my liquor cabinet was empty too many times or it just went too fast. Okay. Yeah. Because I had to have mixed feelings about that one. If you have a Facebook account or want a Facebook account and a friend or a 19 year old and they don't want to friend you, better question. Are you putting the bill for school or if he got school owns in his own name? Well, I am putting the bill. But I mean, how would you have mixed feelings about me talking to my kids? I can't. I can't. I can't. And you're technically not on your own entirely, but you're out of the house and to some degree, the things that you're doing and how you're spending your time or up to you.

18:27You're 14 year old. I feel like if they're on Facebook, you should be their friend. You should have their password. There's no board there. They're a child. Yeah. And I could make him give me the password. But then again, I think they alter what they put and their information once you do that. You're right. You're right. Not that you're going to run into with the both of them, but you're 14 year old. Because they're in your house and literally they are your child and you're a super vision, I feel like that it's like, oh, you don't want to give it to me. Okay, well, then you're on top. That's what my parents would have done for me. I'm 26 years old. My mom is my friend on Facebook. My dad is a mom. They're just good to you as in care. But I've always had a really, really open relationship with my parents. So what are you saying here, Ashley? That basically you'll help Cindy with the 14 year old, but you won't help her with the 19 year old. I agree. I agree with that. Yeah, that's my first time. Yeah, that's my first time. But what is the difference from me stalking my 19 year old as the two of us being both adults and you stalking a boyfriend and the two of you are both adults. So you don't pay for his room and board or any.

19:29Did you're a parent? Yeah, it's a different situation. It's a totally different situation. Yeah, exactly. You're a parent. You want to know what's going on in his life and he's your young adult child. I think it's important for you guys to open up that line of community. However, Cindy, the tools that she teaches you for the 14 year old, you could certainly use on your own for the 19 year old if you ethically wanted to do that. That's right. And my stalking comes from a good place and a good heart and just wanting to guide my kids and help them if I can. Yes, of course. And if there's a need. It's not going to come from a loving place if you find out things you don't want to find out about your 19 year old. Then it's going to come from a place of anger and discipline and everything else. No, not the way up here. That is not the way up here. It would, yes, I would be concerned. I wouldn't be angry. And my concern and my love for him would provoke me to say and do things to help guide him without him even knowing.

20:29I would ever want him to know. I would just want to help guide him or move him to the right place to make good choices. Why are you shaking your head like that? I think it takes a tough parent to really be able to do that. To know, I'd be careful what you asked for because you say I could do this with no emotional attachment. I could do it without losing my temper. I could do it without, you know, I just would guide him. And I'm like, I think that's a tough challenge for yourself on a 19 year old. And I guarantee you I could do it. Hey, let me put Karen on here. Hey, Karen, good morning. Good morning. How are you today? Good. How are you? You have some advice here for Cindy? I do. My parents, when I were in high school, they befriended me on Facebook. And I told them, I was like, you know what, we can be friends on Facebook. But you know, there are going to be pictures of me going out and all kinds of stuff. And I really just think the best thing is you don't want to know what you're getting into. Because when you're in high school, you're trying, you know, that's your rebellion period.

21:29You're trying to do everything your parents tell you not to. And you don't want to throw out that stuff to them. That I totally disagree with, actually. Yeah, I need to know. I don't. You have to know as a parent. It's your parents' job to know what you're doing. Because they're under your under their roof and they're paying for your food and your clothes and the gas in your heart most likely. Right. All right. So here's what I want to do with the two of you guys. What I would like to do is get your phone numbers. And we'll do a lot of this off the air. And then Ashley, if you can sort of tutor Cindy on exactly what to do with the 14 year old, then we'll check in with you guys over the next couple of days. And we'll see what Cindy has found. Are you cool with that? So you can avoid the 19 year old situation. But she's going to apply this stuff later on to the 19 year old anyway. Of course you will. Of course you will. Who I mean is it is. Yeah, I will do what I can. Okay. So we got a homework assignment. We got to get you guys together on the phone and let the tutoring, let the stocking begin. All right. Hold on one second. I feel like we need like champion music.

22:30I know. Like Rocky. Yeah. I just, I mean, my parents is so fun. Oh, I guarantee that I can't. Oh, why is it that you don't want me to do my 19? Start my 19 year old when I can start my 14 year old. It's just, you know, I don't, because of the defensive nature of how she reacted, I don't think she can do that to the 19 year old enough. I think to it, 19 year old, you got to let them leave the nest. Go make mistakes on their own. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how I feel about that yet. I don't know. Especially if they're still living at the house. If you're, yeah, he's off, but he lives at the house three times a week. And what did she say about the finances? She was helping pay for college. Is he getting good grades? If he's getting straight A's and he's doing what he needs to do. I mean, I, I do think the money factor, I think parents paying for the, you know, I think as long as you will have any embellical cord tied to your parents, they have a say so. Changes, thanks. But I think less of a say so in college than high school. Right. You're on The Virtua.

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24:56Cash account offered by wealthfront brokerage LLC, member Phyner SIPC, not a bank. Hey, the birch show. Callie here called us last week and we were a little confused by the call because the math just didn't work out right for us. About three years ago, I went on a date with this guy. And it was great, but I had this all again, you know, off again, relationship with this. This other guy. Okay. And then we actually ran into each other and we went on our, I guess we could say, second first date. Okay. Okay. We, people like randomly, you know, running into each other over the like the next two years, you know, I think the last one, you know, he was like working a lot, you know, and is, is, is, is, I was making him move. And so he was like, well, what's the point, you know, of going on a second date. So it's just been like the worst timing ever with us. So the call really was just, is, was it a call of destiny? I mean, is this something that I really should do?

25:57So we said we'd check in with her on Monday. So let's see how it went. Hey, Callie. Hi. Hi. You sound very excited. It must have gone great. I could tell in a second. Yeah, I actually ended up not going on the date. What? Why? Oh, God. Well, I mean, I was, I was super, super nervous all day and I had been at work and basically what happened was I left work and, you know, of course, there was like all this traffic on the way home and I was running so so late and, you know, I had bought this like new outfit and I was going to get my nails done. And so I couldn't get my nails done because there was so much traffic and I didn't, I didn't want to go on the date unless like I felt my absolute best, you know, because it didn't so much time has passed, you know, and I really wanted this to go perfectly. And I got home and I was like, I was painting my nails really quickly while I was like drawing my hair and then I spilled some of the nail polish on my outfit that I had bought.

27:03And it was all over and I was like, this, this is not right. This is not right at all. So you felt like that was another sign that you weren't supposed to be going out with him. So I called him and I left the message and I said, listen, I'm going to have to cancel, you know, I'd love to reschedule. I didn't say that I didn't want to go on the date, you know, I just said, I want to reschedule, you know, please give me a call. And I got like this text message back from him that said, got it. And I haven't heard from him since then. And you never heard from him. Well, did you really want to reschedule or were you just saying that to be nice? No, I do. I do want to reschedule, you know, but like everything just, everything always keeps going wrong. And I don't, I don't know why. And I want to make sure that, you know, that thing is perfect. You know, when we go out, it's over. It's over. It's over. He's never going to give you a chance at a fifth first date.

28:06Yeah, I think this is done. No. Well, I don't think it's something like a car with flowers, it's apologizing. No, you should have gone on the day because everything you said was such an excuse. I mean, it's funny how it's funny how the nail polish is a pain. Yeah, but it's a really change your shirt. I mean, I'm sorry I can go out with you because I spilled my nail polish. I'll be like, right. And that would indicate to me as a guy that like you're so high on the set, I don't want to go out with you anyway. Right. You can understand if you bought this like this white dress and you still nail polish like red nail polish all over it. Are you going to want to go out? People get nervous and then they change clothes and you still go out. But you based on everything that happened up to this point, how far in advance of the date did you call them in cancel? Oh, I called it like 45 minutes before we did. Oh, it's all for honey. That is rude. That is not recoverable. No, that is not recoverable.

29:06That nail polish is the greatest thing ever to happen to him. Why do you say that? Because you would be a pain in the ass. That's not true and that's not fair. I think I could fix this. I really do. Okay. All right. We'll know. Hold on. How many chances do you think that? How many chances do you think that? Jeff is going to challenge her to fix this. Yeah. I'm with Jeff on this. I think you get fixed it too. Let's hear what plan you have right now and then we'll tweak it for you and we'll make it good. Yeah. What are you going to do today to turn this thing around? We'll move on 45 minutes before the date. What are you going to do? What are you going to do? What are you going to do? What's our plan of it? I now that I think about it, why would you go on a date with a guy with a shirt that you didn't plan on wearing? That's so rude. So I get it. Go. Which plan? Well, okay. So I really think that he'll truly understand that I was sorry. That if I tell him that I really wanted the date to be perfect because I really liked you and I want to go out with you again.

30:07And that it wasn't about the nail polish. It was just about having the night be like perfect. And that just everything went wrong and I didn't feel right about it. So I think if I just like send him a part that explains that it was like flowers and maybe like two tickets to a movie or something, maybe he'll... So you'll give him the card today or something? Are you like you're nailing? Yeah, I think it is today. This is about no more time passes. It's been a couple days since we just have our date. Just as a side note, if you guys have ever gotten flowers from a woman, I don't know that I've ever heard of a woman sitting a guy flowers. Once years ago, it was neat. You liked it. Well actually twice, but the second time I sent them to myself to make someone jealous. It worked. No. You're such a girl. It was a waste of carnation. I do it. I do it. I do it in that. It's another conversation for another time, but that one's going to be written down.

31:07Did you tell him about the nail polish in your excuse or your cancellation? No, I didn't. No, you should. You should be totally honest with him until I did when he sent it on the card, because I definitely want to check back with you in the next couple of days. Ashley, good morning. You are on the birch show. Hey guys, I am having a really hard time buying that she even wanted to go on the state because as a girl, if you have a date with someone that you're really interested in, you're so excited that there's nothing that's going to keep you from going out with them. Oh my God. Did you hear? The nail polish or nothing. You're going. She spilled something on her shirt. How do you recover from that? Unless you think it's like one shot and it's got to be absolutely perfect and you're like this ball of anxiety about it because it's not. If it's got to be perfect, canceling is imperfect. No, you were on the there. Indeed. More calls of support. Let me get these on for you. You put me in. It is a nest of comfort. The birch show. You cannot say that. You have been to me. Hello supporting. He said. I want her to find love. This is meant to be. I'm not sure. Do you know the name?

32:07What color was the nail polish that spilled on her shirt? That might be a sign. So that destiny's hard. Hey Dion, good morning. You're on the birch show. Hi. Hey, good morning. I just want to say it's just a date. It wasn't like it was her wedding. It didn't need to be the perfect date. It was just a date. It was the fourth first date at that. I'm just confused as to why it had to be so absolutely perfect. I mean, you're going to fall in love that night. I guess. Yeah, you're trying way too hard. Way too hard. Good morning. I love it. Cara, you're great. I love it. I love it. I love it. Thank you, thank you, good morning, Cara. You're on the birch show. Hi. Good morning, Bert. Love the show. Thank you. I just want to let my boyfriend and I were just discussing the situation. And he thinks that Cali should call the guy and stroke his ego a little bit and say, Hey, I was scared. You know, I don't know what happened, but I just got freaked out, and I really just want this to work. And then that way, he'll be like, oh, okay, well, this girl might be filling me with a little stroke is equal to the army and what they're right yes to all my do want that right work might work and i think i feel like that's the only way she might be able to get back in

33:09because he didn't call her back i want you to give cali the exact words and cali i don't want you to veer off script what exactly what are the what's the word when she calls him up and strokes is ego carry exactly what should she say she should say hey i really apologize that i can't sold forty five minutes before our date but i was just really scared you're a great guy and i want everything to go perfectly i want us to have a connection when we go out and i want everything to be right and i'm really sorry because you are so wonderful but i just really really want this to work that's good right there and then i think if you also had that he's for sure going to get sex at the end of the day we're going to get so lucky you're on date with this guy that's what you have to promise and if you have a boom box handy i would Whitney Houston's the greatest love of all and as soon as you say that play that and hold the phone up to it or she should go right to the say anything hold it up right now

34:10hey Angela good morning you're on the birch show hello hey i support cali because you know all these long things i mean it's such a mood for how she's going to feel in this date so i totally support her if it's not going right it doesn't feel right it's better to do it a different time and if she doesn't play it properly it i think it'll be fine because i'm sure if the tables return in a guy cancel you a date on you in 45 minutes before the day you would totally understand and say oh yeah he must have been he must have spilled too much musk on his shirt as he was trying to get ready for our date i know over the jacuzzi just not right like the energy is not there mo you know the mojo is not right is not flowing right it's just blah why bother all right cali we may have given you the only solution carry called up with the only solution column today stroke is ego tell him how nervous you are and how perfect you want this to be and you just chokes and then that he's going to get really great sacks by midnight and i think that'll work for you

35:13all right all right can we talk to you over the next couple of days to find out how you messed it up i mean how it went morning you're such a jerky mcjerk face what's wrong with you cali will talk to you in a couple of days okay all right good luck girl bye bye the virtue the virtue as i look around the room i want to be totally honest with you guys let's peel back the curtain here uh this week um the virtue is probably the one one of the unsexualist morning shows in the country that's true for a for a few reasons before we get into the entertainment first of all you got the smelly kid over here for the last couple of days one day no two days two days today today we take something if you are if you and i i don't know if i've ever said something more important than this right here everybody should to flee silence if you are in the market to buy a washer and

36:16dryer do not buy a front loading washer dryer because the front loading washer you have to do a lot more effort to make sure that your clothes don't stink mildoey okay and no i did not leave my clothes in the washer for two days i took them immediately out of the washer but the mildoos smell was washed into the clothes because of the dam front loading washer so i shared that with these guys just today because i pulled out it was not just the t-shirt i wore yesterday it was the jeans too i stunk a stunk today and so today i didn't wear jeans because obviously the jean pile is stinky so i wore another pair of pants and then damped the t-shirt that i put on today didn't stay so i had to put on a promotional shirt today so i am promoting i you know i'm promoting icebox today because i happen to have that promotional shirt at my desk and um yeah so i i'm not the stinky kid in the studio but if you get on my desk i get the stinky shirt at my desk so and i don't want this to be a game of pylon or anything but literally Melissa when she was walking down the hall yesterday if you were 20 feet behind her you could smell the her

37:20dewy clothes. What thing? Thanks, Bart. Yeah it was it was just right and then it was i went to the brave game yesterday and which was outside and here in Atlanta it was 90 oh it was about 101 was the heat index yesterday and it was about the fourth inning that Katie turned to me and said yeah i smelled the milter. So i was the stinky kid at turner field yesterday but that's okay. Okay so that's unsexy one we're gonna go around the table here because i think a couple of us have some stuff to share. Oh yeah. Jen Havi the last couple of days has it been feeling great for two reasons really. Yeah two reasons first of all over the last weekend i think i sat in a spider's nest so i have about not exaggerating somewhere between 20 and 30 humongous spider bites from the backs of my knees up my rear end. Are you sure they're spiders? I was thinking that i was like pretty sure. Or what about chiggers? Yeah they're how old? Well they've gone away throughout the week but she says there are fang marks there are two little holes in her eight. There was like two little holes. Oh yeah ask my fiance as he was applying bug bite cream to them.

38:24Sexy. Yeah that was a weird island. Not hot moment. Not hot moment. He loves yeah. Yeah and then i've had a stomach bug the last like two days i think it was about 48 hours that it lasted and it's good news bad news here too though. Yeah the good news is i think i've lost about five pounds. Bad news is i have been puny and exhausting. That's a couple of days. Too much information sorry can you breathe on me? TMI. So it's unsexy there then i've got the worst of all of you as i've been honest with you. So i've got two things going on right now that are just awful. A I have been spending too much time in the sun and i got a sun blister on my lip that i have felt coming on really badly the last couple of days on the left side here. That's one i got going on. Nobody else can see it but thanks for telling us. It's just starting to bud you know how you can tell in your own mouth that it's about to get huge. So i went to a CVS yesterday to pick up two items to pick up the one item that is it's the only item that has ever worked on anything on my

39:24lips and it's the most horribly named item ever. It's called herpison. Hell. You got that. You got that. So uncool taking that thing off the shelf and it's the only thing that's ever worked. It's the marketing on it is so bad like they realized about a year ago that they can't sell a product called herpison that they renamed it hl 30 so i've got that in one hand right yesterday when i met CVS and go to CVS and go where's the herpison. Now you can say where's the hl 30. And so i've got that in one hand and i'll be honest with you i this is this is the ugliest thing ever. I've had a wart on my finger right here i know it's gross. I can tell you how to get rid of that though. Well i went and i got some of that old school compound w stuff yesterday. That's not what you use. I see you guys know because i got it on my finger it's like an in bandaid form that the grossest things ever. No you take that freezer stuff. I'm going. No you take an uncoded aspirin you put an uncoded aspirin no coding a chalky aspirin

40:25put it on top of that it'll reduce it. Really? No i don't want to reduce i want this thing gone. Yes that's what i'm saying yeah you've put that in that bandaid put it on there put the uncoded aspirin. Really? That's right. Okay cool. I mean we're throwing you what because when you're from the country you know all these things. So i have to say about the uncomfortable moments all that cvs yesterday and i've got my purposeill in one hand and i've got my wart medication in the other hand when some hotty listener comes up to me and says oh my god i listen every single morning. The birch show.