Vault: Listeners Confess To Their Most Embarrassing Stories!

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1:02The bird show! Okay, this is only going to take one phone call. Poor footballer. I can't even remember why you got curious about this. The way my mind worked. It's brilliant, so you'll never be able to comprehend. Be afraid. I have no interest in tragic stories. You know, no interest in... Something funny. Yep, it's going to be fun stories. I'll screen out your tragedy. Have you ever legitimately been so scared that you crapped yourself? Because you all know the phrase, you know. I blanked my pants. Yeah, I boot my pants. Scared to tish out of me. You know what I mean? So, is that ever literally happening? There you are. Another world or whatever. And you didn't even. You've been so frightened that you literally lost control of your... You're about. Yeah, because is that just... Every phrase has to have an origin somewhere. You know what I mean? Have you ever been so scared that you crapped yourself? No, I never crapped myself.

2:04Burt. Not scared. Melissa. Oh, wait. She's trying to scare me. Based on alcohol. Sick. You really? Yeah. You crapped me. You really did? Yeah. I mean, it wasn't full on or anything, but yeah, I was sick. Oh. Yeah. I'm not proud of it. Hmm. How about that? Of course it's an awkward pause. I don't even hear that song. That's all. What are you in that long ago? Like, it's seven o'clock. Actually, this morning. People are calling, by the way, so. All of them like that. These are just based on being... This is fear. These aren't. This isn't illness-induced. This is... You were so scared. Drunken did. Yeah. Something literally scared the crap out of you. Right. No. That has not happened to me. Me either. Hobby. It hasn't happened to me. Hobby. I'm scared. I'm scared. Hobby. Blankless. Based on being scared or overall.

3:04Overall. Or drunk. Nope. I've put it in. Jeffrey. Jeffrey. Jeffrey. Jeffrey. Jeffrey. Jeffrey. Jeffrey. Jeffrey. Jeffrey. I don't even have an idea. My brother worked at a sporting goods store and he got robbed one time. And the cops showed up. He had the emergency button and when the cops surrounded the guy they said he went to Sprianafant. Really? The guy who got torunded? The guy who was robbing him. Yeah. The guy who was behind the counter. Yeah. I could see that. Yeah. Somebody pulls a gun on you, you think your life is flushed before you. I didn't really get it. I didn't really see it. I thought everything would tighten up more than anything. Yeah. I would try my best not to because if something to if I was about to die I don't want to be the guy who crap. I don't want that to be the last memory is oh crap. I crap to myself Darkness, yeah, right Neil. I'm gonna put you on hold right now. You might be my clothes. Oh, okay Sure, hold on. Oh, no Good morning Susan you're on cue 100

4:04I was a supervisor at a T-packing plant and We had a guy in T-bags and we had another guy They're there to clean him up and as you start to clean him up the guy popped out of the T-bags and not only But he crap his pants I Listen if you just know if I own the T-bag company, let me tell you something the person who would get fired to be the one who Craped himself in the office That's a tragic T-bagging story Good morning Q-100 to you back. I'm awesome. Hey Eric I am a medic here in Cobb County, and I was working I'm not working. I was on my way home from work

5:07And I walked this truck literally a roll over four or five parts in front of me and stop to make sure he was okay He literally crap and they'll all over his car Chris you're on cue 100. Hi. Hey, good morning guys. Good morning. I'm actually a former drug agent And I did a certain one on a house and went through the front door and the guy crap himself right there The only people who wear tidy whiteies are criminals and Homer Simpson And end up on the show cops Common thread here is that it's just guys calling him for this of course Neil you're on cue 100 high Good all right, well, when I was a little kid, you know, I did something stupid in my pants like you know I didn't do my chores or something, so they were chasing me around my room. I literally crap myself and You know, they're trying to like you know smack me around or whatever and I literally crap myself They couldn't even do anything. They're just like clean yourself up. So you pooped yourself over chores over not doing chores

6:12I I put myself over chores. Be a man Good morning. Jody Hi, good morning. You guys are great by the way. I love you all. Thank you. Not right now, but Um me and five other interns we went to the morgue and we were looking at how they were in bombing bodies and Opening him up and we went to this other table this guy just came in and For some reason the guys I opened and it closed the back you Everybody including me Screaming and yes, we all All of you all of us and we didn't even want to go back in it was a group crapping I had to go live on that. No, that's a hard one to be I would crap myself. Polly crap One eye opens It happened like based on like just muscle stuff going on there

7:13Probably Hey So um this last little segment you were doing about uh when it happened um how about during an orgasm? Oh No, okay, well, no, no really How do you explain that um actually he was pretty fine with it because you realize that he It was uh something that he had done. Yeah, he's a pretty proud of that. Yeah, I like trying about that. There's some honor in that right? The virtue Is tournament time and this March fanatics sportsbook has 10 times the rewards starting round one We're giving you 10 profit boost every single tournament game day That's over 100 chances to level up your winnings plus you'll learn fan cash on your bets Which you can use on anything at fanatics We're talking team gear tickets collectibles and a whole lot more

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