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The Bert Show — Vault: How Often Are Women Really Washing Their Bras?. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
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and there's a lot of them. You're surrounded. Yeah, something I just just now learned. Okay, just now this minute. Nope, in the past couple days. Okay. So you guys all have bras, right? Yeah, but most of them don't. Often you wash those things. Well, how often you're supposed to or how often do you actually? Not as often as underwear. If you're asking that question, then the answer's going to gross me out, isn't it? I don't think it's going to gross you. I don't know. Well, I mean, bras are, yeah, like I just said, I mean, I think like with underwear, you tend to throw that after one wear, but bras is it's not after one wear, but it's not so to every other wear. No, for me, it's three or four. Yeah. Mm-hmm. It's been after about a week. I guess sports bra, that goes. Yes, sports bra is immediately stink, but a bra may be a week. You'd wear it for a week. We are supposed to trade them off. Like, you're not supposed to wear the same one back to back because it stretches them out because there's more that we use the bra.
We were more than one. Yeah, so you're supposed to rotate them. Yeah, so you'd do like a, then bra b, then a, then b, then a, then c, and then you get down to where you're like, okay, I really got to do laundry now because I don't like any of the ones left. So you only own two or three bras? No, no, this is, I mean, I have favorites though. Yeah, you definitely have favorites. Yeah. Now, why is it just you seem fascinated, but I will say though that the women that, you know, don't wash them as often as others, they're, you know, it starts to the scholar a little bit. So they like, oh, I'll throw that in there. What do you mean like from sweat? Well, like, um, like I've seen, like, yeah, I've seen somebody's that was not, not anybody I know now and not anybody I was with, but like, you know, maybe, you know, a sister or something at one point was like, yeah, you know, you need to talk like white bras years ago. Yeah, so it goes from white to gray, but all bras were white. Yeah, just that, that kind of underwire area tends to. So why is it? And just, I'm just asking
exploratory, if you will. Why is it that every other article of clothing that goes directly on your skin? They would be considered, you know, like an intimate wear, like, you know, even if, you know, for like a guy, it would be a t-shirt. And of course, underwear and same for women, I guess would be underwear and a bra. Why is that the exception? I don't know. I don't think because you have as many of them. And why don't you have as many expensive, really expensive. Why? Why are you surprised? Well, and you just brought up shirts like guy shirts. You don't want your shirt every time. You get a repack a t-shirt for what? 10 bucks. Yeah, but you're at least 40 to 50 bucks for a good, like $50 for a bra. Yeah, it's for good. And that's a cheap bra. Yeah. The one I'm wearing right now is like over $100. No, it's not. Yeah. So it may not have a gold. No, you think you would think so. But guys, so what? You don't watch those t-shirts every time you wear them. I do. You do? Uh-huh. Look, if I wear a t-shirt, like, I mean, I rarely wear a dress shirt, you know, but like if I have to wear a t-shirt under a dress shirt, like in the summer
or for whatever reason, I would have a t-shirt on. It only gets worn once. But in the winter time, do you do it too? I think it's in the summertime. Yeah, every time. Like anything that's considered underwear. Because I don't think that I probably watch my bras more in the summertime, more frequently than the winter time. Well, it's because you're sweating. Right. I was just fast. I know it's a weird conversation or whatever, but what made you think about women's bras? I overheard a conversation. And she was like, I totally got to watch this, you know, had commented to it, I'm totally embarrassed because they oddly were walking talking about being in a dressing room together. And she's like, I'm totally embarrassed that I seriously probably haven't watched it in a month. Because there's some worn out bras. Yeah. There's some bras that they'll let, you know, there's some women have their worn out bras that they still will put on. Yeah. You gotta hang on to those because it's like when you haven't had time to do laundry and you get at the bottom of the pile, those are the ones that come back to bat. And then you and then you feel bad because you forgot that you had a doctor's appointment the day that you wear that one.
Is that the one that you wear when you go out on a first date and you don't want to protect to make sure that you don't do it to make sure you don't hook up with the guy. Yeah, those, yeah, those are the ones that come out, those in the grainy panties. Yeah. Fascinating. For whatever reason, I just thought the bra came off, went in the washing machine every time. No, because you'll wear them out that way too, because with the straps and the, you know, each side has the adjustable straps and then you get the clips and stuff. Like unless you put them in a little lingerie bag or whatever and take good care of them when you wash them, they'll wear out really fast. By the way, all those pants back to it being expensive straps and clasp and all that stuff. Women will never, well, maybe Melissa will. No, you won't because you are used to bras, but like you will never understand the pressure of man feels when it gets to be bra time. But you years ago that we had some odd competition and studio between you and Bert and you got that bra off in a second. Oh, yeah. Now I believe it was Harvey's bra. Now I'm all grossed out. I want to go burn my hand. How he has been washed
in three months. Okay. Well, thank you for the clarification. Did you feel a little, a little debris on your fingers when you have skin? Some flakes of stamp. It was eye. It was gross. This is the Bert Show.
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