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The Bert Show — Vault: Her Friends Set Her Up On A Date, But Did It Go Well?. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
The birch show and this is Lori from Friday show telling us about her first date that she had lined up We were nervous about this one going in too many Yeah too many people involved like if you ever thrown a surprise party you have to tell a few people It's possible so once everybody knows and that's kind of what this was so surprise for him and There's a heck you had to get his guy friends to bail without telling him they're bailing right and then if they are bailing Yeah, someone's gonna say why eventually you know the reason why we took off man. Yeah Lori wants to hook up with you to get some
Here's Lori back on the boy's disguise or hey Lori Hello, hi Hi, how you doing good? We gave this one about a 15% chance of working going into the weekend too many obstacles. Oh no, it worked Well, yeah, I mean Everyone I mean it worked as planned like we showed up just us too and we were like hmm. I wonder where everybody is Haha So you're sitting there and he's sitting there and nobody else is there and then you start you put the face on Yeah, I was like oh, I wonder you know where I'm like be and and he Starts texting and I start texting. He's like, you know, he works up and he's like oh, you know, everybody can't fold And I was like oh, you know, uh, you know, oh, no, what are we gonna do? And you just stop for a minute and he goes you know I don't know about you, but my brother in law is in town, and I'm going a him and I are going over the cheetah tonight
So Good night like pace first drink gets up in the leaves. Oh So apparently the feelings are not you to what And he you know, I'm like don't answer like who Goes first of all like we've a girl sitting on patio second of all like The cheetah Well, he just he either just sees you as a friend or a periphery friend Yeah, you're a friend you're hanging out and then he's like oh Cool by everybody bailed so he's like he's pride figures why you want to hang out with him? Why do you want to hang out with you? But by and you can't judge him for going to the cheetah like he's not your boyfriend right now So you can't be like oh what a jerk. He left me for the cheetah who cares Well, she has a crush on him. That's why she cares Say that one more time. I don't want to be my boyfriend anyway now. Why because he went to the cheetah Yeah That's cuz he didn't want to hang out. He's just trying to say thanks
So he showed you that he wasn't as interested in you as you aren't him. So you got to move on right Yeah, I guess though, but I guess the silver lining is he didn't like have to Same face or embarrass yourself afterwards by asking him out or whatever it was kind of like a Perchance situation helped you figure out the answer mm-hmm without being embarrassed by it because he doesn't know that that was planned I guess it was a good test. I mean if he was interested in you guys are running in the same group anyway You didn't know that by now you can't test a guy you don't know Like you can't mean it's not you can't oh we're always testing you Jeff That's just what women do. What do you mean by that that a test That a test I don't know how you telling us. I don't know how you always test that test. Mm-hmm. It is Hey, Susan good morning. You're on cue 100 good morning. How are you guys good? Good. Yeah, that is probably not fair You cannot call that guy a jerk when you tricked him into going on a date with you Well, he's gonna find out too. He's totally gonna find out
No, I think his friends already told them that's probably why he said he was going to the cheetah club his friend probably text them Oh, because they were texting dirt. Oh because he was texting to say like plans are canceled Said that you're one of his guy friends sent him a text that she said it up regardless if he was interested in or that none of that would have mattered You know, I don't fault her at all for setting this up to see if he liked her without like Jen said having to ask him out So I mean it just she got the answer she wanted. Yeah, he's she got an answer just for one she wanted. Yeah So you're you're not planning on pursuing this guy anymore. You guys so here's the tough part now is like now How do you guys start hanging out again just as platonic friends would now you think he's a jerk? I don't know. I mean what if he did get a text that said like you know, you know, she's trying to date you like Day away or something. I don't know. It's in consequence. It's weird. You know, make it weird. It doesn't it doesn't matter I mean it doesn't matter because you didn't do anything definitive
And now you know, he's not interested in you. So I think it's much easier to be able to stay in the friend group And not have any awkwardness than it would have been if she asked him out maybe because you know Either way, it's you think he's a jerk because he rejected you. That's why not because the Cheetah Would you have a problem if anybody you dated went to his trip club? Uh, I mean They're not feeding So it's not a deal breaker for you if he was interested in you That's I guess not No, but it is because she's saying that he's a jerk I was trying to figure out is he a jerk because he doesn't like her or is he a jerk because he went to the strip club And she's saying that if it was a guy she liked and he went to strip club. That's okay. So it's not this trip club Yeah Okay, sorry. I don't think there's anything else there
Hey Mary good morning. You're on cue 100 Uh, yeah, I think that it's it's incredibly inappropriate what she did I mean, they've been hanging out for a year. This guy would have asked her out already He's right now. I mean this this is like I'm absolutely falter. I If I were a guy and I were interested in a girl I would have made a move already This would have happened before Well, I mean you assume all guys are gonna make moves on all girls that they're interested in We've also heard guys talk about how they stay friends with girls until that moment where yeah So I'd really don't falter for doing what she did. She's testing the waters. We could wait years years and years and years I mean, which is worse. Yeah, a guy that is you know, claiming to be your friend and all he's doing is waiting So you get drunk enough from sleep with you. I mean It's testing the waters all the time All right, Brittany at least you have closure. He's not interested in you Yeah, all right Laurie, I mean, I said Brittany, but that's the next color that was lined up and it's not our fault. So she's mad at us too
I know she's sort of an attitude about it I got it. I got it. I got it. We understand. Sorry. We got to let you go Laurie We're all going to the stadium the virtue
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