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Vault: Chelsea Clinton's Wedding Day Part 2

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Vault: Chelsea Clinton's Wedding Day Part 2

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When J. Low got married a couple of years ago, it wasn't hers like $75,000 and it... Hmm. I don't know about that. It's a crazy stuff on it. Well, it's 15 for a wedding dress. He could buy a car for that. That's J. Low. J. Lowes was head Mark Anthony repellent on it, which is very expensive. He built, ferret away. The photography at Chelsea Clinton's wedding over the weekend is $35,000. The video 25 grand lighting $100,000. You can't have good lighting. Hair and makeup $20,000. She spent 50 grand on the invitations. $175,000 on the party planner. The rehearsal dinner alone is $250,000. That's awesome. Security 30 grand. Scirty. Scirty? $10,000 for Valet parking and between $8 and $10 for the wedding cake. Not good for her. She's been through a lot of crap. She deserves a $2 million wedding, you know? Get it, the virtue. Hey, it's Ryan Seacrest for Albert Sinsvans and Pavilion.

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