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The Mike O'Meara ShowTMOS Classic: September 11, 2027. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.

Michael Mera, Radio Entertainment. Hi, again. And now, you'll all be quiet. We'll start the show. T-M-O-S classic, Friday flashback. This is continued from the regular show. We're taping our bonus show today. And Oscar, earlier in the week, was coming in with lottery ticket scratch. It was the Wednesday show. The Wednesday show. Was it no? I don't think so. Okay. It's $100 worth of scratch off. You sure about that, Rob. I checked the calendar, and you know what it said? It said. I think it was Tuesday. It said Wednesday. Tuesday. With a total win. The possible winnings of $15 million. Every card has the possibility of $10 million and $10 million. Yeah, but if you look at, so in front of us right now, and again, it should be noted that Mr. Michael Mera between recordings has come into this broadcast with a completely different

energy. Yeah, like he went and repaired to another room and mentally prepared himself for what was about to happen. Let me tell you what I was doing. All right, between shows today. It took your time. I know you have something going on. I called the pain management center where I'm going to a same day doctor's visit to see about getting the needle for the old back-y back, right? Right. So down here. All right. Multiple locations as they always do. Sure, because it's a franchise, right? Because good for them, right? But to be honest with you, I lifted it up online. I got two appointments. I got one guy I'm supposed to go to next week that I went to that I went to that I went to before. Yes. Where are you at? Are you coming back to the you call us a street? Are you back? Can I let me just say? Yeah, please say your piece of my off. So between shows I call the I go to the website.

I said, well, I'm going same day. So I'll get my medical records from some of the other expensive procedures I've had done right? And have them sent to the new pain guy because he can look at results and see what's going on, right? And so I do that. And then I look and I say, okay, they have a main fax number. And on their website, what they don't have is an individual fax number for the office that I'm going to. So I said, well, that's not on the website, but maybe I'll call the main number and see what happens. So I call the main number and can you please hold? And then I'm holding for 10 minutes. That kind of urgency when they pick up, they're obviously swamped. They get back on and I say, do you have an individual fax number for this particular office? I'm going to have the same day appointment. They in support to get my records over to this doctor before he sees me. No, we don't. We do them all electronically. So that should be fine. He said, well, I said, why? Why? Well, why was the, well, we have a number of faxes that we're dealing with today, electronically.

Is it? Yeah. Okay. So I'm setting this to this particular doctor. It's an nothing email. Yeah. For some reason, she tells me how many she has. Are you ready for how many? Yeah. In the land of the frail down here. Everybody, little pain. I'm trying to get back to being a studly golfer. Thank you very much. All right. I just want to get out on the course. That's a 136 faxes this morning that she was dealing with. With that said, the same thing is, well, I am sending it to this particular doctor. He doesn't have 136 people coming to visit him today. I am just, so that's what I dealt with. You know how to care? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, buzzburbank. Why don't you do that on your own time and let us do our thing here on our time? Hey, Mr. Quad, I was talking to my doctor in between shows, Mr. Nad. That's what I was doing. Let me, let me come to your side. By the way, the name, the name I believe is in the reek a bit.

A. I don't. Is it Dr. Perez? Yeah, it's Dr. Perez. Dr. In quotation marks. He just joined the practice. That's the guy you want to get because that's the guy that has a pointer. Otherwise, it's like, and by the way, you go to these offices. Oh my God. It's like me, me, me, me, me. I just want to get fixed. I want to get fixed like a football player on the sideline. Give me the needle. Get me out on the first day. Let me let me let me advocate for you for a moment. Even if she did get a 236 faxes, which are emails, really, because an electronic fax is just an email. She should be able to handle it because that's their job. Don't tell people hard your job is sending emails. Yeah. Yeah. So anyway, that's why I have the back up. Thank you very much. You have the next time, the appointment next week. If I love this guy, I can't do it. I go redundancy. I go redundancy. You know what? That's how you do it. That's how I roll, baby. That's how we roll two, Mike, as we've got two of the same lottery tickets. Four. We have two of each.

Two, all right. All right. All right. Here's what I think. And Rob, please help me. All right. All right. Because I want you. Well, here's what I want you to do, Rob. And that you are a degenerate gambler, which I know you're not. I know that you don't get you look at it as throwing your money away and I understand that. But I enjoy gambling. I do enjoy gambling. But at this particular, here's what I think for the show would be best. All right. I'm not talking about for the entertainment value. I'm talking about for the three Amigo. Right. Yes. Right here. I think it would be. I'm chubby, Chase. And it would be wonderful if we took Oscars $100 and we defrared two thirds of the cost of that $100. And then if we hit the big winner today, the three of us split it equally. I think that's the fair way to do it. I think that is the way to that is the way that Oscar defraze two thirds of his cost. And it's also the way that this is the most important part Oscar before you weigh in.

The most important thing if we have if he happens to hit the big winner, right? We all experience the exact same level of joy. And that's why I want to do it this way because if we don't, if you hit, if we like have some conjuring little financial. What's conjuring here? It's just like that. Just let me. If we have some other arrangement, I don't, I don't speak for Rob, but I speak for me. I will be, I would be miserable. I would be very miserable in the and I am a gambler. You can only be a degenerate gambler when you think that those tickets in front of you have, I think they have a significant chance of winning money today. Why do you think that? Because I'm a degenerate gambler. It's the same reason I pull every time I pull the lever. I think, Hey, here comes the big winner. And then sometimes as I proved, when I was in Las Vegas, sometimes the, sometimes it's easy to grin because your ship, because your ship does come in.

And I know by the way that you're a thoughtful and generous sort, but this is not my, yes, my logic for these being dinners is because I don't usually play these type of games. Right. As we've all known either as we've all noted, you're not a big scratcher guy. You got to be, you got to be true about that when you hear the people that win these games outside of this one little town in Massachusetts. Yes. That it's usually the person's like, I just give me one of those guys and they get, they get to, they don't have a 401k and then they have a 401k all of a sudden. You know, it, to me has always been a wonderful Christmas gift. Yeah, it's, it's just, it's great. Stocking stuff. I think it's great. I think it's a great stocking stuff. Lottery tickets are a fun gift. What's that one show that we all love? Patton is the narrator. Oh, the Goldbergs. The Goldbergs, the mother. Wendy McClendon-Covie. Yes. Two years ago, I remember being at one of the executive producer's homes when my family

lived in. Oh, I remember when you went out to visit Bumblebee. Yes. When, and we're Los Angeles, Hollywood, he said that she was so sweet. That, at the end of shooting, she went out and bought, it was a hundred, I'm not, no, ten thousand dollars worth of scratchers and gave it to the entire cast. True, yeah. Right. And crew. That's fun. That's fun. Somebody usually are, the odds are pretty good that somebody in Macri is going to win. Somebody's going to win. Sorry. And that's just, that's just an anecdote. Right. The first table on Wednesday's program was this. You, Michael Mera, would get paid first, for example, I spent a hundred dollars and if I win a hundred dollars, you get that money back first and then you get 20% of the winnings past that. I am taking most of the risk on because I've already laid out the hundred dollars and I don't get, if we win a hundred dollars, you get paid and I'm still out of hundred dollars.

But if we win, let's say, five hundred dollars. Four thousand or a thousand dollars, you still get your hundred bucks and then you get 20% of the nine hundred dollars. Right. Now I hate that arrange. There was no counter to that from you. The counter, okay, the counter was going to be this and now that I've had time to think of it. Right. That is, that's perfectly fine and it could be somebody might accept that. What that takes away from me is the entire thrill of the scratcher, which is the thrill of the potential big win and 20% of ten million dollars is a lot of money, but it would be, but I do understand you saw the movie casino, right? Yeah. You understand when he says he doesn't think of it as winning five thousand dollars, he thinks of it as losing five hundred thousand if he was gambling more. Right. That is the mind of the, and that is the mind of the degenerate gambler, which I am, which means there is no way I would ever accept that question.

Not because, not because it would be like, I don't look at it. I look at it as gambling. I look at it. I'd rather put up money that I can't get back with the upside potential being the big win. That's what I already put up the money is what I'm saying. But I'm saying you will not, you're not putting up the money if I defray and I would be willing to either go in two thirds with Rob Spiewack or 50, 50 with you and give you 50 dollars. But I don't think you're understanding the math and Rob please. I totally understand the math. Well, I'm telling you, I don't have the upside and 20% of 50 million. What does not excite me and I'm not going to, I'm curious about one question, Oscar. And you've laid it out very clearly and we all understand it, but yeah, he's pretending I don't know. Is that all clear exclusive to Mike? But before we get there, okay, I'm open to other bids, which I didn't know it was because I know we're Rob Scott. I know, I know we're Rob Scott. I know where I'm going with this and that's going to piss me off even more.

It just takes the deal and I just I'm scared to go on. Everybody wait first, calm down. The first, the first 25 cents between shows there was a side deal made within the deal. Sometimes when time passes, people will make offers. Right. Maddie from the control room said, I will give you the quarter because no one else had a quarter here to scratch as long as I made whole first for my quarter. Okay. And that's all she wants. So we got 25, we're negative 25 cents as we speak. All right. I will give Maddie 50 cents back right now. Yeah. Double just to eat. All right. Maddie, thank you. Thank you. You are now out of the equations. Thank you very much. I was just curious, Oscar, but this not the offer that you just bought out her 25 cents. I put her down because I just don't even want to have her in the basket. TMOS classic. So you made this offer to Mike that he put put I was wondering if the same terms would

stand for say $150 buy in, make me whole first and 25%. Oh, wait, wait, you're willing to pay, you're willing to put $125 into this. $150 for 25%. You make me whole first and Mike's offer Mike's 120 and 20%. Well, that's not hold on. Don't say it like I accepted it. That was the one that was on the table. My offer, if you want to know, my offer is a non-refundable $50 buy in for a 100% and I'm not made whole first. We split whatever the winnings are 50, 50. So I'm not buying in to be made whole first. I am buying in for a non-refundable $50 to just display taking the full risk with you.

Are you willing to go to 200% for 25%. You make and you get made whole first. So if we were to $200, I think 200 will require 30%. Holy s***. I did not. Holy s***. I did not see this coming. Oh my God. So I think 70% is a lot of money. The odds of that's a very, as someone who knows these scratchers, the odds of Rob's P-Wack getting that money back are very small. But I mean, as is the case anytime you gamble. How so would you gamble? Rob, what would you say though to, we'll do the math for $500, it would be a... Everyone would pay $33, $33 and one person would have to pay the extra back. So it would be $33, you and I would pay $33, $33. I don't want the sharks working together. I want one work with one shark exclusively. Either mine. Okay. You know what? I will cover your cost of the lottery tickets. And so now you're paying $100 for half interest?

$100 for 50%. I'll give you $120 for half of it. This is... You know what? This is not gonna happen. This is crazy. I can't believe. I was thinking. Oh, you taking your offer off the table? Yeah, if he say, I'm not going to know, because he knows Rob thought I'd get motivated to jack it up and I'm calling his... Now I have leverage all over again because you're out. Right. And it's just me and you were out. Just you and me. This is $20. That's a fucking awesome. Rob is taking $200 for 10% to take it or leave it. Well, leave that. Leave it. All alone? Well, no, you see we get... Get it, bet. Yeah, I was at $100 and you were very close to giving me $25. I was because we had two offers on the table. Now we have one and I still hold all the cards. Wait, no, you don't hold all my money though. True. So I mean, I can back out at any time. I will give you... I thought, no, you're getting back in, Mr. Wallace. He's jumping in. I would give you $150 for 100% of the cards.

You're not even... You don't own. I'll buy your cards for $150. That's solid. That's a solid bet. That's a guaranteed no risk plus 50% back. You make $50. No, no, no. You make 50 right off the bat. Anything on those screenshots belongs to me. Is there anything in the control room? Oh, and he's betting that he can get his headset to work. By the way, that's throwing away $50 as far as I'm concerned. And technically throwing away $150. Okay. I'm going to say no to whatever Pony just said because he can't push a button. That's hard. That's hard, no. Pony kept hitting the button and said max bet. He did not hit his control room button. Right. Are you... What's your best and final? Rob's B-Wack. Best and final would be... Rob is in serious. I know that for a fact. Well, you don't know that for a fact. No, you're trying to leverage me out. I know you better than you know. I know you better than you know you.

I knew that you were going to come back in after you'd bailed out. Yeah, I know you do. But I ain't come back in with the offer you wanted. I will give you a mug. Can I say one thing? Yeah. Yeah. What would make me happiest? It's not about you though. I know it's not about you. But you said it was about us at the beginning of the show. What would really make me happiest would be... Because you know to be honest with you, even if I... If I say bought yours for $150 and I won big, it's not going to make me happy. Really, I'm serious about that. What would make me happy is if we... Like we do, if we kind of share the risk, all three of us. That to me would be... And I know the listeners would prefer that. There's a magical value to that. No. There's a magical listener valued. By the word, also be magical to get all the money. Look, gentlemen, the odds of these being winners are slim to none. Let me see one of them. I'm not going to scratch anything. Let me see one of them. Because they used to print the odds on the back of the card.

The original scratchers were usually about 1 in 4.35 that you would win something. Right. So... This guy is 1 in 3. 1 in 3 is 1 in 3. Look at the very bottom. That's where it says it. Okay. This is 1 in 2.97. So roughly 1 in 3, there will be some... It's all sort of winner. Right. Could be two dollars. Is that... That's what matters. Yeah, but the... I think the odds are... The best and final is for me, I'm going to need $200 from one of the sharks for 20%. You see, here's the thing that we need to step back at Mike. As we step back and look, and you get paid back first. That is the only thing... That's the same offer to make whole, I don't like it. That's the only thing that makes this valuable, but you have to realize that the core of it, he's just buying lottery tickets, something you or I could do. I could really... I could go down, I could send Carla out right now and get the same value of lottery tickets. At Faith Valley. And we could do it, we could do a competition.

But I have them right now. Yeah, I know. It's tedious, you know. It's tedious right now. How quickly could Carla turn that around for you? I mean, get the tickets here in front of me. Hey Carla. Come here for a minute. Safely in the Volvo. Yeah, in the Volvo. With turn signals and seatbelt buckled. Is she in the house? All right, so Oscars conjuring and trying to make a video. I'm sure Carla, you look great by the way. Hi Carla. Hi. Hi. Oscar's making all sorts of weird offers about... He had buying into his lottery tickets. We've had... He says he's got $100 worth of lottery tickets. How much are they each? 220s and 230s. OK. 220s and $100 worth of... Possible. And he wants... 100 and how much do you want? There's $15 million max on the line.

OK. That's a lot of money. And it'll probably have... Life changing. I propose that we split it. 30, what is it? We have 33, 33, 33 each. Yeah. Yeah. That each and then we all share whatever wins. Yeah, but Oscar doesn't want to be that. Because he's being dicky. And Oscar wants to... OK, I made you an offer. You should explain the offer to him. His offer was... What's your offer again? My offer is that Mike or Rob buy in... Just one of them, not both of them. Right. One of them. For $200, if we win $200, they get paid back first and then they get 20% of any other winnings. What? That just makes sense. I never went... I never went as high as 200. That was my offer to you. That's too much money. And then it came up as Rob brought up, then you could go run over to the store. Which I will. Which I will... You want to? Yeah. Well, you two have a lot of options. You two are a good match. You know what I'm saying? $200, $100.

OK, I think the deal should be... How about you get a ticket, Rob gets a ticket, Mike gets a ticket, and then give the earn. Interns a ticket and then whoever wins wins. Yep. How about this? But I bought the earn... We got Maddie and Pony, right? Yes. Hold on. Last night. I have a new offer. Hammered in Fairfax at 7-11. I got a new offer, Rob. I'm all yours. 25 for you. 25 for me. 25 for Oscar. And I will Pony up another 25 for Maddie and... Pony? And Pony. So they get 12% up and then you have to come out of my mouth. No, you're current, country. Because it's the same offer with just with different numbers. It's not the same offer because we're bringing two other people in. Yeah, but I'm saying I don't want that many partners. Too many cooks in the kitchen. Things get messy, man. You know that. But if it's a 15 million dollar hit, everybody's a big winner in the casino. What did he say? He said too many cooks in the kitchen gets messy. I said, tell me about it. There is f**king vegetable oil everywhere. Okay.

So I think that would be then everybody in the room is in the ball and has skin in the game. Yeah. Do you have an offer for me? For his $100 worth of blowery tickets. So get in for 20%. I don't know. I need time to think about that. You know what? You've been the sweetest set of everybody in the room about this. Oh, here we go. I'm going to give you 30%. Hey. For $100. How much? For $100 worth of scratch offs right now. I'm negotiating with you. Why? Why don't we do it that way? Oh dear. There we go. No, I'm not running out. Yeah, go out. It's too cold. How cold is it today? 60 degrees? No, it was like 60 degrees. It's not too cold. I'm not leaving that. You shouldn't have to go. If my refrigerator was as cold as your weather, I'd call a repairman. That's how cold it is. That's 80%. Why can't I? No, because that's not. No, then you're helping. Then you're helping. Oh, please, don't fit up. Don't fit up. Don't fit up. Don't fit up. That's just, let's go get out.

Let's do it on. We'll just do it on our own. Yeah. Yeah, we'll get our own 100. You want to run out and get them? You want to run out and get them and then he'll. And then you're on your own. I'll only send around and do that if you're going to scratch them yourself. Okay. Fine. I'd rather split it with you though. I offered to negotiate with your wife. You cut her off at the knees. And now you're asking her to go, do your dirty work. You want to have your entire risk cost defrared with 30%. That's a crap offer. No, I don't think that's a crap offer. Actually, it's not as bad as you think because you are closer to breaking even. Then he is on that bet. You get what you hate. But what you hate, and I think getting inside your head, what you hate is the notion of the big score and getting 20% instead of 50% or 33%. Yes, sure. And your offer is what with the 30% for Carla? Just just for Carla now. This goes to her name. Her name's on the paper. Yes. So how would you? 30% for how much?

For $100. But that is to say, Carla, if you were to give him $100, no whispering, please. If you were to give him $100, he would scratch them all. The first $100 of winnings goes back to you. And then after that, 30% of all winnings goes to you. I'd take that offer. And those dollars, this is the caveat, goes into a trust fund for little Michael. We did minister the trust fund. We could work around that. Oh my God. Because Mike, he could. I'd say it's a good offer. We'll take the deal. We'll take the deal. Yes. Let's get started. All right. All right. There we go. I'm going to start with the five million dollar guy. OK, what's the name of the game? It's 50x the money. If the x also my shirt's size. And you see it just go back to the kitchen. You're not wearing shoes. Can you get Carla to come back for two seconds?

Carla, Oscar wants you back for two seconds. Stop the music. Again, this is a great video day for you. It was a great video day. You're subscribers. What does her shirt say? Victoria's sport. Ah, victory. Ah, victory. Could be the day. Big winner. I'm just saying, you know, it's cool to outside. All right. So and now if he doesn't win anything, we're out $100. And he's not. He's smart. And then I'm going to be pissed with you too. But let's think about little Michael. My god, son, your son. Will you sell 30% of your winnings for $50? By the way, if you hear me go, Carla! Then something good happened. Otherwise, forget him. All right, here we go. Then you'll know nothing now. T-M-O-S classic. Turn that god. Turn that sh- Oh. Can we really get even lost there? All right. It's something people must've been asking. How about nothing? Excuse me. We're doing scratches. I need concentration here. Focus the music.

OK. Let me see the one card you're not scratching so I can review the rules. All right. I'll start scratching. All right. You know, I'm sitting there. And I'm really, I really want to concentrate. And I want to just get everything figured out. And you know, Rob's like doing this. Oh, he looks like. I'll let him do it. Let's try it right now. I can't do it. This is all being taped both on video and audio. What will happen is there are four winning numbers at the top of the card. You reveal your winning numbers and then you can match up to 20 times, which I'm sure will happen. All right. So what are your numbers? You're winning numbers. My winning numbers are 648, 43, and 3. 648. All right. Hold on. 648, what did I do? 648, 43, and 3. OK. 648, 43, and 3. OK. All right. Now start scratching. What's the first number? The first number is eight. Out of winner. Sorry, buddy. The next number is 42.

And out of winner. And that's close to 43. That means you're not going to get a winner on the entire card. Wow. Wow. Because that's usually the way they work. If you get one that's right next to one, Jimmy Cerido. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but that's the way I've done more scratches than either one of you. That's true, but your fatalist about it. I am. Well, it's because it's a **** bet. How about this? What? And don't unearth the prize until you get a winner. I've got the three here. All right. Very good. So at this point, I'm willing to give you an out on the whole bet. Carla. What is the out? It doesn't have to pay anything. I just go alone. I think so. Nothing of about it. Yeah. Go ahead. I'll take it. Well, you're out. So the bet you're speaking for your wife. You're completely out. Yes. Yes, I'm out of the entire bet. I'm out. Can I buy the bet? No, you're out. ****. This is going to get weird if something happens. Holy ****. I'm nervous now because if I win, I want to be out.

I want to be out. Keep going. Keep going. I want my 30%. It's little Michaels. Yes, little Michaels. We'll go with that. The next number is seven. I don't want to see that right next to six. See next number is a 28. No, 33. No. 46. That's very close. They're so close. 27. No, not a one. Nothing, nothing, nothing. 49. The number is looking for 648. 43 and 3. 40. No. 17. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. 247. No. I got 16. No. No. No. 4. Oh, so close. So close. So close. We've got nine. Nine. Upside down 21. 21. 41. No. No.

45. And 18. 18. 45. Rob. Anyway, it's a little joke. I look like Elvis. All right, very good. All right, that guy's dead to us. All right, that was $20 in. No return. By the way, don't, don't ever throw them away. Always check. Yeah. Yes, and don't forget the second chance. All right, all right, let me get these numbers out of the way. We need the next series of $20. We are, we go to $2. We got to $5 million again on the score. All right, very good. What are the numbers? The number numbers are 18. 18. 22. 22. 34. 34. And 47. 47. Now, I want you to know, 22 is one of my favorite gambling numbers. So I feel good about this. First number is 27, not a match. So 45. 6. 43. Oh my god, 12. Wow, but doesn't. 11. 11. 8. 8. 2. And 29.

And 25. 21. 21. 21. 21. 21. 31. 36. Oh, 37. And. And. They're so close. They're very close. 24. 24. No. 30. No. 3. No. 13. No. 13. No. No. No. Oh, this is the last card. 18. 18. Oh. Oh. Holy s**t winner. How much more than this? What? How much more than this? How much was the scratcher? scratcher was worth $20. This will be worth $10. How much is it? $40. $40. $40. $40. I get $40 back. I'm happy about that. That's good. That's a $60 commitment. That's wonderful. I like that. $40. I'm very happy about that.

You would have doubled your money. Had you just bought that card. Yes. But I gambled. You gambled. Now let me see the other ones. We can get the rules on this. I better play this same. I'm very happy. We had at least one winner. I'm okay with that. I'm okay with the $60 being gone. Oh, and what's going on? This is the $30 card, right? Yes. This is the $30 card. It is called extremely... Yeah, that's your better. That's your better. And if you reveal two identical symbols, you win $200 instantly. Thanks to the $200 bonus box. But it's the same way it's winning numbers versus matching the regular numbers. But this is more. It looks like you have 10 winning numbers. If we won $200, I would get $60 out of that. Well, then I would... It would be a total of 240. So of that, you would get 100 back, which leads 140 and you would get 30% of... Would you be an additional $42? I love when Rob does math. That's the best math ever, right? We're ready to play the next one on screen.

Let's do it. By the way, by the way, there will be people giving a... About doing a bonus show of scratch. But I think we've made this the most entertaining form of gambling. We might have to do it every week. Mike, I do believe there's a small tangent of our audience that is having a great time. I know. At this point, like Dealer Nodio, Yes. You want to walk away now? No, I'm in. I'm all in now. All right. Now the fun part. This is when the fun begins. I'm ready. Ready, ready, ready, ready. Ready, ready, ready. Are the winning numbers. I hold in my hand the winning number. The winning numbers are 30. Yes. 30. 11. 11. 19. 19. 1. 1. 33. 38. 30. 17. 46. 46. 45. Wait, wait, wait. How many numbers do you get? I'll tell you this 10 winning numbers. All right. Get me a tension. I got to get a longer thing.

I got to get a longer one. I got to get a longer one. I got to get a longer one. So if I had a machine tape, it's 30. 11. 19. 1. 30. 3. 38. 38. 17. 46. 46. 35. 35. And 25. 35. All right. I'm ready. By the way, if you get a winner right at the beginning, you wait till the end to find out what the prizes are. Of course, Mike, that's the way you do it. I'm a broadcaster. Somebody listen to this show my question that I wasn't thinking about Brian guess I was thinking about the way I'd do it at home Procedure's Maddie procedure on first number seven. Oh, no, second number is nine. No, no 28 34 no no 18 8 no 12 no no No, no

No, 42 no 41 no No, no 32 no They're all one away But Mike remember on the last card. It was the last number that hit yeah, I know I know all right 22 bump didn't know 47. Oh, no 36 No, all one away all one away. No There's 44 no 26. Oh, no, no, no 37 no 49 No, 21 No, 29 No, two two. Oh god dammit Card all those numbers and the last number is four Oh crap what about your bonus box up here? Yeah at the top the bonus boxes and scratching $200 is revealed to identical symbols and win $200

Instantly because didn't you have two 21's no, it's the symbols within the box. Oh within the box. Oh, sorry These symbols are not identical are they close? So that is a does if they're close we maybe get five or six dollars All right last chance or I'm out 60 big ones Mike, but you're up 40 years out 40 Are you willing to forgo the bet now for this last card? He's awfully fluid with his offers One card I'm betting on here. No, no, no, we've the I the 40s off the 40s back to house. Yes, the 40 goes Betting it all on this card. Now let's let's let's dance with it right. Let's let it ride all right We're here. All right very quiet very good. All right. The winning numbers on this card. Let's pay attention Please the following We've got one great number. No, that's the same as the last time nine or 15 35 48 40

23 19 and 47 47 all right, all right. I feel good about this card oddly. I do too. Yep. I really do are you ready? I'm ready I feel like I'm using my card counter voice Card counter Three are two that's the first number. No, no, he's doing a countdown because he's a jack. Oh don't do a Fucking count. That's so dumb. That's so dumb 14 is our first number. Oh 28 22 Oh They're all there. These are it's another one of the cards with the one away No 34 No, we're done 41 Yeah, 49 18 no 43 all one away. See him all one away. Yeah, yeah, 42 But they're not they're not targeting you. It's just the way it works. No, but that's the way it works when they're one away

No, 45 nothing on this card here until 16 638 3 13 25 no 24 no 31 Seven no 17 oh 20 30 27 no 21 and the last number before we go to our second chance Mike do you want to buy out now? Can I buy out now all in now, baby? All right. There we go is 36 Not a you Hey, but wait a minute. Hey, hey bonus box second chance bonus box. All right remember two identical symbols and win 200 Instantly this would make you whole We have two different symbols. Oh you $60 will be coming your way

I didn't send you the checks yet Oh, but I'm in the same level of safe 7 checks please Please do that But that way you can say a lot Can you come in and get checks and send them up to podcast village please a personal check for $60? Yes, plus a personal check to ask your Santa for $60 12 hard boiled eggs Want more make sure you check out the Michael Maribona show You can listen to the Michael Maribona show at TMSpodcast.com Michael Maribona radio entertainment

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