#3706: Baddies

0:00This episode of the Michael Mere Show is brought to you by the TMS Amazon Portal. Remember to click the Amazon link at TMSpodcast.com before you shop. It's that easy. Thank you. Now on with the show. You're watching WGVH2 Boston. Michael Mere, Radio Editor, Chamberlain. Oh, about it. TMSpodcast.com or anywhere fine podcasts are found. Welcome to our show. Now we're going to start with a good race. It's got to be fucking. Look at how small there's plenty for everyone. It's the Michael Mere Show with Michael Mere, Josh Rokka, and Rob Speedwack. Oh, Rob. It's only the beginning. And now here's Mike. Man, oh, man, oh, man, thunderstorms and weather down here in Southwest,

1:04Florida. And I had to leave all my retirees. They were looking to me like, what are you going to do? How are you going to go? What are you doing? What are you going to do? Why are you doing? Why are you doing? We have your money then. Did you leave your money behind? You have to. Yeah, I know. So they're playing like crap. We play a game where you four guys and you have one set of partners that another set of partners, then the final set of partners. And I lost with all of them. Well, that's good. At least you're consistent. Welcome to the Michael Mere Show. Everybody. We are delighted to have you here on a Tuesday, the Tuesday after Labor Day. And hopefully your Labor Day was just ducky. I don't want to waste any time whatsoever. But I want to get right into the weekend of two of our principal cast members, Mr. Soroka and Spiwak.

2:06They from Eastern Europe don't you know, both of them. So you know, they lots of strong, cabbage-based stocks. So broke up. The next retreat. That's why you got that's one of the reason you guys are buds. As you probably originate from the same part of the, you know, the world. Yes, Poland. Yep. We spent most of the weekend trying to figure out difficult things like how to make eyes. Josh lost the recipe. Polish. Yeah. So here it is, folks, the, the brotherly weekend of Robin, Josh, you know, you're good for you. I don't, I do work trips with the guys, you know, but this was just a hangout weekend based on two men who have become fast friends and we'll be continuing on with the their show. Fast Polish friends. Fast Polish buddies. And so last week we were informed that they were going to be spending the weekend in

3:10the outer bags. And as of yesterday, when we communicated via text, Rob was still there in the kitchen, sitting across from Josh, uh, Saroka, and that's when I informed you, you know, that house guests are like fish as my mom used to say after three days, they stink. This is very true. I left very shortly after we, that was the end of the weekend. But what you should know is that I think when we left the listeners, they were under the impression that Carrie and I would be joining Josh and Kelly. And that's not how it turned out. Yeah. It turned out to be a two person weekend as opposed to four as both wives decided, uh, it's not going to work. But to be fair, that's the, you know, I could have had 70 different directions the weekend. Would it, if you had asked me to predict, yeah, that both wives would, cause I thought it was a given that Josh's wife would be there because she's there all the time.

4:12Why is it? Right. It was things, it's, it's, it's hard to juggle like kids, calendars and stuff with split custody and we have a sick dog and get them. I get off. So the sick dog was a, was a new key ingredient. She didn't want to be far from the dog. Yeah. This is which way for we talking about it. Well, let's talk just about Kelly first. Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, the dog carries answer behavior. Yeah. Don't answer for him when he's talking about his own wife. Right. All right. As far as my wife, the dog has been very sick and she didn't want to be too far from the vet since things have not improved. Wow. So what's, what's the matter if I, you know, might be asking, I don't like, depression. No, here's the problem. It's not, it's stomach issues. But the vet, who hasn't had them? The vet did the one thing you're never, you never want them to do and say, say, well, we'll do some tests and we'll do this and it's stomach issues and maybe the probiotics will fix it, but maybe it's cancer. And just through cancer out there.

5:14Yeah. Yeah. Aren't the vets now just like dentists, right? It's the same racket where, you know, they get the medical training and then they have to just screw people. Well, it's the other thing without insurance. Yeah. And I remember going to the vet with a dog like when I was little, we had a guy in McLean named Dr. Pat and who loved gas animals. He just say, I think it's time. No one ever want to war. No. His prescription was invariably. Don't you think it's about time to put that dog down? But, but at least he presented like a knowledgeable doctor. Now all of our vet, he, he lived to his ass out. No, no, no, presented himself, I should say. Whenever you say presented to a dog owner, you get a different. I understand. I didn't, I certainly didn't mean it. But that's another thing they can make a dog very sick. But when, when we take our dogs in, we go to band field, which is part of pet smart. And you have all of the confidence in it that they're like going to a Starbucks

6:19that's in a target. It just feels like an afterthought. And the, all the vets appear to be about 15, 16 years old. So I don't think, I think the veterinary sciences are on the down low grade now. It's also now like when you go to the doctor's where you don't see the real vet. You see all the assistance. Yeah. And you see the vet for two minutes. Yeah. And it's just, but it adds to the list of, well, I don't know. You can make a debate. We can't even take care of our own people as far as medically is concerned. So I mean, don't get us into the whole debate over whether, you know, there ought to be some help for people with dogs. Do you think we take care of people better if when they finish their examination, they got a treat like they do at the vet? Yeah. Like a drink. Yeah. Something. Well, not that for everybody. Is your shot of peppermint schnapps. Good boy. But then it has to drag you to the back room as well. Ernesto says my dog died August 22nd. And we had just gotten him on May the first poor guy had cancer.

7:21And the vet thinks they gave him a for adoption because they didn't want to pay for the treatment. Oh, that's horrible. Wow. The vet thinks that. Oh my God. We always thought that about my grandmother. She was she like this all weekend. I want to get back to the wild. And I think that's what happened is when we decided, right, Kelly's going to stay because of the dog. And then I think it turned into Carrie didn't want to be the third wheel between me. There was there was that, but also Carrie, at least I think in an effort to protect our feeling. She says, I was looking at the weather for the outer banks and there's a chance of rain every day. It might not be ideal. And if it's going to be just you and Josh, you're just going to be inside talking about podcasts all the time. I don't want to want to. And then she said, I don't want to get in the way. And what she really meant. What are your feelings on the situation? Well, I think actually it turned out great that she's. But we got to do a lot of manly things. That's not very nice.

8:22But I mean, after sort of pressing her on whether it was the weather or whether or not she thought she was going to be a third wheel, that's when she said, and you know, you and I don't share many common interests. And I said, Oh, okay. Well, I'll see you on Monday. And I was out the door. So were you pissed? No, I wasn't. I was, I was a little hurt by the common interest comment because that's much bigger. That's that's pretty snarky. But then again, you were snarky just now too when you said it ended up being better that she didn't come. Well, I think that it would have hampered the good time. The judge and I enjoyed it. If we had had a third wheel there, would carry have wanted to spend a third wheel your wife. You mean, well, in this situation, a third wheel or a fifth wheel depends in this situation. Your wife will carry what have probably dragged us out of the arcade. Yeah, she would not have wanted to spend two and a half hours playing the X-Men coin pusher game. So you guys, I mean, that's so they like that. They had diversions for you.

9:23Oh, absolutely. And we even towards something historical, Mike, that you will get to that. Well, I want to wrap up this wife thing. So me too. Uh, you, yeah. So both of you were pretty cool without having the wives there, right? I, it threw me a little bit because we had both been invited. And this is the first time that we've been able to, Josh has invited us to the house in the Outer Banks a few times throughout since he started on the show. And for some reason, it's just never worked out. And this is the time that we accepted and we're both going to be there. And I didn't want carries cancellation to make it think that we were less than enthusiastic guests. Okay. So you only think, okay, I get it. And then when I said, when did you, when did you? Who, who quit on the weekend first? I, which wife, buying. Yes. Okay. And Carrie was still, I would say Carrie was in play as late as 10 a.m.

10:25on Friday that she had not totally committed to not going yet. She has. It is so easy with you. She can do whatever. Well, I mean, I knew that no matter what happened, it was going to be the same for me. I was going to drive the whole way. If she went, she'd be sitting in the passenger's eye to surfing her phone. So that's no different. Um, she would, it was actually. Quite a refreshing to make such a lengthy drive without her. Which she has gone if Kelly was going to be there. I believe so. Yeah. And I think that would have been a courtesy to Kelly as well. Because Kelly didn't want to be without it. Yeah. And that would have given the two of them to kind of leave us alone. Escape. Mm-hmm. They could have done it for them. Have they spent any significant time together? A little bit. I think a little bit of a little bit. A little bit. A little bit. Yeah. So I think they'll get along just fine and you know, Carrie's a people person. She gets along with everybody. You'll never know. Except me. No. And by, uh, yet by yesterday evening, Carrie texted invite and Kelly and I to another event.

11:26Oh, that's right. A few months. So, yeah. So it's no hard feeling certainly. But when I eventually what event is that? Well, we're going to, we're going to get a vote. We invite you. Of course he's invited. Of course. We were, uh, Carrie's looking into a bed and breakfast for the night before the cruise. So we don't have to travel into Tampa the day of the cruise. And because of that, our bed and breakfast is literally walking distance from Tampa Bay, Bush Gardens. So, oh, okay. I can't wait to have a theme park that day. Cause Robin, Carrie don't have much in common except theme parks. Theme parks we got. And you like the, and you and Kelly like them. Got it. We do. So when finally Carrie made the fist and said, I'm not going. And we already knew that Kelly wasn't going. And I sort of, um, I would say hesitantly texted Josh. I said, it looks like it's just going to be us this weekend. And he was, okay, it's fine by me. I believe was really fly. I'd be the same way. It was, I'm going either way.

12:27I'd be the same way. And I mean, so now, but, but I have to be honest with you now, the dynamic being different, you know, kind of the whole, no, I wasn't really focused on any of it. I wrote down the brotherly weekend of Robin Josh. I didn't even mention the wise, but, uh, I wrote down that I get weird about going, my sister has lived her life going away with friends. Yeah. For entire weeks, vacations, weddings, but about a, I'm, I'm, I'm decidedly anti social. I think you're not. Your sister, is she ever ill at ease when she, like goes into a home where she's a guest? No, I am always. As a matter of fact, I'd, there have been times when Kerry has asked me to fill in on some of her side gigs. Like, can you go feed this cat? Can you go water these plants, all these things? And just the very notion of going into a house that I'm invited to with a key to go do something that they really want to have done to me is really oppressive.

13:30I'm uncomfortable and somewhat. I don't know why. You know, I think I know that so much of my life has been filled with, so I talk to you. I've talked about this before so much of my life has been filled with social events where I didn't have to worry about making an impression. Right. Because we were doing a show related. So that was appealing to me because it's like, I'm the guy. Yeah. And I don't have to worry about not being the guy. Mm-hmm. And then when it's a, but then again, I, I play golf all the time and I'm meeting new people all the time. So I'm always trying to, you know, be part of a group. Yeah, but to see someone last thing at night and first thing again in the morning, yeah, that's weird. That's, that's, yeah, I don't take it. And I mean, Josh and I are as good a friends as you can be, I feel, but up to this weekend, we've maybe spent a total 18 hours in the same room. That's it. I mean, we did some time on the cruise. We've done an appearance at Jimmy's, but we just, we've not spent a lot of time together.

14:33So did I have a, a small flipper of worry that maybe it was going to be a little awkward? Of course, because we'd never done it before. Turns out there was no need to be worried. But you guys have spent enough more time than, you know, you spent with me. So I mean, you're fine with doing that. And I think, but I'm having the wife there had to make it much easier. Yeah, but remember our friends have been built over time. Like, over this one. What did some affection, your friendship has been built virtually. It's been over microphones like this and talking in stream yard. Yeah, but then you had the, the amusement park. Yeah, yeah. We've done a few things together. Yeah. That's fine. So overall though, you know, as they said, the whole line of questioning about, you know, whether they're everybody got a long fine. I assume. No, right? Yeah. We had a great weekend. Like, I think the best spot to go because we got in late on Friday night, the best spot to start telling you about our weekend is being woken up at 7 a.m.

15:34by my dad calling. Oh, wait, I have something, I have something before that actually, because people that I'm not familiar with the outer banks at all. I'm sure it's like many other beach towns, but it's different. Yeah, but it is a little narrow when you go to it, people that live in the suburbs up here, you just don't get how dark it can be at night. I mean, because they're all street lights. Yeah, it is way dark. And find the drive. When I first went, did you find the drive a little bit? Well, it's different time though. When I went, we didn't have ways and we didn't have everything. The most magnificent. No, I had the most magnificent drive down. Okay. Because once you get past the 95 to 95 around Richmond corridor and you're just headed towards the water 60 something, 64 or something. It is, it is beautiful. There is farmland. It's picturesque. There are little towns. I really enjoyed it.

16:34Yeah. And I also, I think what my frustration point was when I went was just on and on and on. Ways is helpful because you get an actual representation of how far along you go. Yeah, you know where you're going and how long it's going to take. And I stopped at the world's slowest McDonald's that didn't even frustrate me. It actually, I found it charming because they just didn't care. They were that far away from everything that they didn't care. However, it was Labor Day weekend and there was traffic. So the ride we should have been about five and a half hours. It was closer to seven, which is still not horrible. I had podcasts. I had music. I was by myself. I love my car. But when I got to the outer banks, it was dark, pitch black dark. And especially when you get back into the neighborhoods, you can't see anything. And Josh had texted. Friday night. Yep. And I said to Josh, I am, I'm arrived. He said, this is the code for the door. I'll be there in a little bit. I said, great.

17:35Where were you? I was, I was, I was still on my way. Oh, you hadn't gotten there. Either I hadn't gotten there yet. Yeah. So I was still driving. So I had stopped at the grocery store to grab some essentials. You're such a dork. Well, no, I mean, you stopped at the grocery store. You don't want to show up. You don't want to show up. I've been in the grocery store. I brought some sodas. I brought some cellphones, some positives. Rob went to the grocery store. I see cream. Huh? Rob went got the Oreos and I went through a brew through. Yeah. So they blew through. Brew through. Brew through. Brew through. What's a blue through? It's a drive through liquor store. A blue through brew. Brew. Oh, a booth R E W. Is it the name of the place? Yeah. And I had heard about it. I've heard of a brew through. Never had been to one. It's fantastic. You were getting rid of this for the weekend. Well, no, we were looking for T H C drinks in a particular flavor. Yeah. But are you not going to drink alcohol when you're right?

18:36Do you no longer drink alcohol at all? Josh, Saroca, uh, not often at all. No. Okay. So we can for T H C drinks to get high. Yeah. All right. So we, but so I got that and I said, I'm going to go there. And I find thanks to ways. It's easy to find a street and it says it's at the end of the street. But once you get there, it's kind of vague and there's sort of three houses in a row. And I got the address of one house and I counted to where I thought Josh's house would be by address because as I've complained from driving, uh, Uber, people don't label their houses sufficiently. And it is jet black dark outside. So I get to the house. I said, there's got to be his house. There's no cars in the driveway. So no one's here. This is it. So I go up to the front door and there's no keypad. I said, hmm, maybe he was referring to a keypad on another door. So I walk around and there's a long wooden staircase up to like a deck that goes around the house

19:38and I get up there and there is a keypad and I said, okay. And I hit it and it doesn't light up. It doesn't have a battery. I can't get it to start. I said, that's weird. And then I just peek in the window that's right next to it and there's a bedroom that is got a bed that is unmade and literally strewn with discarded swimwear of the female variety. And I said, this is this is probably not just his house. There's a creepy. There's a poor man. And then I realized that not only did I go to a house that I have no business being at by approaching the back door, all of these motion sensitive lights on the outside have come on. So it's like I'm being spotlighted like I'm doing a show as I sculpt down the steps. Right. And I get over to Josh's house and then I get in no problem. He's not many minutes behind me. He says, how are you doing? I said, I just want to tell you before I forget your neighbor needs a new battery and they're keypad because I really God forbid their codes matched up and I just went in and set up shop in their house.

20:44Or you got there first. Yeah, by not much, by maybe 15 minutes, I think. So do you get enough time to poke around a little bit? Yeah, lots of drugs. No, did you get a chance to like scope out the place? Yeah, there was too much time creeping on the neighbor. Yeah, too much time creeping on the neighbor. Josh had texted ahead. He said, take any bedroom on the second floor. And I said, so I picked one and Mike, you'll love this just by total random selection. I picked the bedroom that was handicap ready. And I realized this because it had an extra wide door and the connected bathroom. Littered with handles and a shower stool. So there's a reason for that. Do you have someone who requires that type of a texture? They used to rent it out. Oh, so when you rented, it's a something people want. So we got there and that's when Josh revealed and I didn't know this and maybe it had been revealed on the show before. Is that the house has an elevator? It's massive, huh? It is a big. What is it? Is it 30 bedrooms, Josh?

21:44How many bedrooms is it? I think six, right? It is everybody's asking about the gummies. Everybody's asking if you guys got high all weekend. No, we we chose the beverages. Yeah, we want with beverages. Well, that's the same thing. It's the same stuff that gets you high. But only late at night. Yeah. Okay. But we did want. We were affected when we watched the road runner versus Akmi versus Kioti movie or Kioti versus Akmi. We had had this nice. Was that the plan? Or did he force that one on you? Josh was excited about it. I haven't seen it yet. I've been wanting to see it. It was my third time rock wanted to watch it again. And if you have a THC beverage, there's the compatibility right there. You know what I mean? I'd be like, what? You know, what there was never that issue the entire weekend. No, right. And then Josh also the same stuff. He also introduced me to a show he had talked about on the show that I had never watched called Taskmasters, which is a British show where they have five

22:44comedians on a panel and they make them do seemingly difficult tasks. Oh, is that the one with the guy that wears the suits all the time? Oh, what's his name? God, he's just toward the US. He's all over my feet. I think you're. Yes. Yes. What's the. You know, I think you have in the partner. They both wear suits and they did just do a US tour. Oh, come on. So this is name common commoners. He's a British comedian and he takes. He does audience interaction all the time during that was another great thing. But so you'll have it. We did get there. Josh had the THC beverages. We watched the movie that night. We went. One would think that about a little before nine, it wouldn't be impossible to find a restaurant that was open, especially in like a hospitality town. Like, you know, we're on the other side. It's not. It is not. No, it's a, it's a get your family to these massive structures and bring your own stuff because you're going to be at the beach and hanging out with the family.

23:48That's what the other person all about. There's plenty of restaurants here, but they all close at eight PM. Yeah, they are. Except for the one that closed at nine and I know this because when we pulled up, the open sign was lit up. And by the time we got out of the car, the open sign had been turned off. And I said to Josh, am I going crazy or did that used to have a sign that said it was open? He said, yeah, just a minute ago. Did they like see you walking in and go, probably, probably, Mike, probably. And I wouldn't be so worried if then the next day we went to a different restaurant. And they had this big open sign and they took it down as we walked up. Yeah. So we got twice twice twice struck by this good. It's a, I remember this now. It's coming back to me that you make your own fun when you go to the outer banks. I mean, you really, you're not, it's not a, it's not a traditional beachy, barry kind of place. There was one restaurant that Josh's dad recommended that it said no reservations,

24:53no waiting area we recommend you come early. Their kitchen closes at eight thirty. So the next night I called it like five thirty and said, I understand there's no waiting area. When does your kitchen close? They said eight thirty, but don't bother. I said, what? They said, well, the kitchen closes, but we're full. So there's no need for you to come. Thank you. Boy, what a, yeah, that's a little odd. It was, I mean, it's not exciting. Like they purposefully don't try hard. Is that what it is? I don't know. I mean, they've got their quota, I guess, and they couldn't entertain us. So we went and we spent two times four dollars on frozen pizzas. And we ate like kings on Friday night. Wow. Because that was really the only way out. But that's it. I mean, you kind of do your own thing, right? Yeah. I mean, I remember my memory of the outer banks was it was a few and far between finding places restaurants, grocery stores. You got, you got to kind of haul out to get what you need and then hunker down. And is that the way you find it, Josh, with your, with your joint?

25:54Yeah. I mean, I don't go out much and we have two grocery stores near the house and shopping centers. The problem was just going anywhere after 8 p.m. Because even though it's a labor day, I couldn't stand it. It's why my family off season. It's why my family always vacations in Las Vegas. Yeah, I know. It's great. That's why that's where you have the condo there. We did finally food line is 24 hours. Yes. Food line. There's a, there's a name from the past. Yes. And it was, it was a lovely, and you can get anything at food line. Mike, if you want food or charcoal or fruit and vegetables or a board game, they've got it all, right. But we had a fine Friday night then off to bed and then Josh can take it from Saturday morning, which is really sort of a curve ball. Yeah. Saturday morning might add cause me at 745 in the morning and says, Hey, did you order door dash? There's a man on the porch with food. And I said, I said, no, I said, I don't even think you guys have door dash here.

26:58Someone said, I don't know what's going on. Where was the man on the porch at your father's house? Yeah. The beach house. Yeah. Because you got the ring doorbell notification. Oh, okay. So we just, I just ignored it. I'm like, whatever. I go back to that. So somebody at 740 in the morning, somebody's on the porch with your dash. Yeah. So did you find out what it was? Well, then my dad texts again, a little after eight and says, the man's still there. So I say, fine, let me go figure out what's going on. So I go out there. You guys both like sacking out like you didn't want to get out of bed. I was in bed. I heard eventually when Josh opened the door, but I didn't know any of this. This is what they sounded like. All right. What's like? Well, exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Except, except I go and I open up the door and no one's there. This is my, yeah, I agree Daniel. I'd like to know too what kind of food.

27:58Why would home hopefully breakfast food? Well, this is all going to be good. This is all going to reveal itself. Yeah. We assume it's so no one's there. So I assume, all right, it's clearly the wrong, the wrong house or somebody's bomb. And you know, I mean, somebody's sending somebody. We've had that. Remember that? Rob, we've had that happen before when we've been places like the beach house, right? They show up. They like that happen. Somebody sends a delivery or something like that. And it's always a little off putting because it's anonymous. It's very right. Somebody's got your location, you know, because they slip to them. But I don't think they even have door dash here. So what do you mean here? Like you're in the back. He's still there in Kerala. Yeah, I'm still here. So it's spelled like the car, Kerala, but the locals call it Kerala. Kerala, I never knew that you learned something every day. It was really hard to learn how to say it. It just doesn't fit right in your mouth. Kerala. Kerala. So then I go back to bed. And about 10 minutes later, I got a Facebook message saying, Hey, I've got breakfast for you guys,

29:04but no one's answering the door. Who got you breakfast? And I respond with how do you know where we're at? Who was it? And he went to Google and found us. It was Sam Walker. And Sam Walker showed up with you know, Sam Walker. Yeah, he is a big fan that goes way, way back to the old show as a matter of fact. All right. And he's like a radio guy out of banks news type guy. He's a big, nice, he's a big celebrity that here. And look at those very, very chocolatey. Yeah, yeah, that's that's a picture I sent my dad with the nice feet and the pictures. So the guy you guys are like going into this defensive crouch. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, come on now. Yeah. So that's very kind of him just send that to you. It was wonderful. He, the pastries were great. I mean, we are very thankful. We then met up with him for lunch the next day. Yeah. And met him at a restaurant had long. There he was. So it was a great time. Yeah. But it threw us off that morning. It was a little off putting you if you want to know when you guys continue, that's fantastic.

30:07That's the type of personal service that people will get. And you know, with the still talking team, if you send them a donut, they will come to your home and eat lunch with you. We will clean your home. Right. If you do, um, your cat in the chat room said, look. Yeah. Be low to bars. Two Joe says, gay week. It's not. But your, your cat did guess the name of the bakeries. It is. Yeah. Tolios. It's. Tolios. Oh my god. I know. Tolios. It was very, very good. I know. Tolios. Having, don't you know, tell me, I've never heard of it. No, you've never heard of Tolios. And I've told you, I've never heard of it coming down here. Oh my god. Tolios is known for non-lying. Ah. Yeah. I'm impressed. You've genuinely had it going. You really did. What a jerk. Tolios. He said, good a bakery. It wasn't so good. Um, and then we started. We didn't want to start out. I'm sorry. I have to spotlight.

31:08I have to be low barbed stew. Joe. Still born. That's us. And yet be low, stay barstool. Still listening. So we appreciate that. Yes. Thank you. Don't be, but don't be mean. Don't be mean. So we didn't, we didn't want to start off with like heading right to the arcade because we didn't want to say you're going to say, did we want to start out with the sex? No, no, no. Mike, it's all part of the anticipation. That's. Gross. I said, Josh wanted to edge a little bit. And so we. Oh. Oh, that's not true. Rob can never just stop. You have to push it a little too far. Yeah, I didn't got to make it gross every night. Can I just take a pause for a short show? Something to you. Just so kind of think it's so cool. Yeah. Well, I just was, I thought it flashed it for a sec. We do this. You know the sucker right here.

32:11Oh, look at that. You know who makes that one? It's tiny. Tuleo. T-Mail. Oh, Ali expressed, dude. L.A. express. That's a Ali Ali express. Okay. Is that what's the color of the face? It's the thing. It looked reddish or purple. Yeah, purple. It's very pretty. That nice. Uh-huh. I like that. Did Sam Walker bring that for you? No, it's just I'm stunned at the quality. I'm stunned at the quality of the Chinese. They're they're they're just they may make a lot of things over there. It's amazing. So, look at that thing. That's gorgeous. Does it keep good time? Yes. Awesome. Automatic watch. Automatic watch. All the bells and whistles. GMT. Yeah. It's a GMT. It's a multi-function watch. What's a GMT? It's the uh it keeps time in different spots. Oh great. It's mean time. Does it have a rotating bezel? Might be wrong about that. Yeah. Yeah. That's great for when you want to know how much oxygen is left in your tank.

33:11Twice a diver. Yes. Anyway, go ahead. I'm sorry. I apologize. So we didn't want to start with uh- Oh, first we did the producers club. We did a broadcast from down there. And uh the producers club was fun. We normally do it on Friday. We did it on Saturday. And then Josh took me to a historic site. Would you like to guess what the most notable historic site close to Karala is? Does it have something to do with the Civil War? No. I will give you a hint. It is a national park. Very important place. Does it uh so it has nothing to do with the Civil War? No. Does it have- I thought the Civil War. After the Civil War, does it have anything to do with wild horses? No. No. Does it have anything to do with uh- the organization known as Lambda? It does not have anything to do with that. Nor did it celebrate America before the Civil War. What we like to call the Antebellum South.

34:12It doesn't have anything to do with it. Give me a hint please. It starts with bicycles. Yes. I agree. It starts with bicycles. I would say it began with bicycles. Oh. Oh. I know what it is. Yes. Is it- does it have anything to do with flight? It does. Does it have anything to do with Kitty Hawk? It does. Mike, name your answer please. It's the uh- the place where the Wright Brothers uh- invented the airplane. Exactly. I would be- All right. Now, if I'm in the house, yeah, I'm the first one in the car. When- when you're going to see- I'm all in on that. I would be all in on that one. Absolutely. It is 100% worth it. Oh, I bet. Very, very cool. I mean, that is so cool. That is to me. That is a wonderful, wonderful historical site. I- I give thumbs up. You playing that all- all the way along there, Josh? Uh- I don't know for how far ahead we thought about it, but it's- Okay. Only 30 minutes away. Well, Josh had to think of it a little bit advanced

35:13because he did prepare a costume to wear. Danny looked at her hat. 77 says you all got gay. I'm actually- Park. What's happened? To this show. To this show. What is happening? What is happened to this show? But if you've never been, there is a huge hill. You would think that's where they launched the plane. It's not. But the huge hill has this massive stone monument to the Wright Brothers. And then they have markers along this field that shows you the length of the first of the four flights. Yeah, I would be totally into that. And was it- You imagine that history? I mean, you're walking on that area where these geniuses did this. Well, it was like December 17th, 1903, I think. And all four flights are marked. And Josh was really making me laugh. Wait a minute. Wait, wait, why is Clifford Curtis dumping a- Can Mike leave now? Nobody cares. You're done. You don't care. Just go. Who's he- is he talking?

36:13He's telling you to leave. But you know what, I can just press this button, and Clifford can leave. No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't keep kicking him out. Don't kick him out. Do you already kick him out? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Bring him back in. All right, I'll put Clifford back in. I like the conflict, the conflict's fine. What did I don't care about- what, I'm not caring about this story enough? I don't care about this story desperately. I think- No, I don't care desperately. But I don't- You liked the curve ball of Kitty Hawk you weren't expecting that and I'm right. I tell you my favorite part of the Right brothers is when you go out to the field and walk through the markers for where they landed on each try It's got four tries marked and they took turns one brother went then the next brother then one brother And I can just sit there and picture the brothers arguing about who goes further. Yeah exactly who did a better job pilot in So you suck or they'll let me try Broke back Kitty Hawk. Yeah, that's exactly what it is Jesus people are terrible and then after we did that and then and then and then and then I think one of the most impressive things is the

37:21total Totally accurate Reconstruction of the actual plane it lets you know just how fragile and little and Primitive it was that got them to fly it's very one is you I want to deal with one of my detractors here Did you let Clifford back into the group? No, I don't know how to let him back in Clifford sorry about that because I wanted to know why so angry Clifford I mean, I hope there's not probably the feeling I Want to grow up with the name Clifford That's the dog the board to the short movie. Oh, that's true. I forgot about that Well, what I mean suck it we all we want all the mic waking again I didn't well, I thought everything was fine like I thought the retirement was fine And I thought the way we're doing this is fine and you know, I mean there are a few issues I have personally, you know, I I can tell the listeners this with the new project

38:22Just the listeners should be aware of the fact that I am still awaiting my tribute So it and I'm not talking about it like a you know a friars club stand up and pay tribute I'm talking about my tribute. Well like like a financial tribute like a finance my tribute My honor My envelope just want to throw that out there. We won't discuss it. No you be quiet There is nothing more to be said on it. I just want to let it land Let it land and be out there. I want you to know that when we went to the arcade We did try to win you a watch. Oh That's good now what would you like to guess the the total outlay? I will guess that Ali Baba watch is Ali express that's right. I would guess it's Ali Baba right isn't that the Express But Ali Baba's where you order things in bulk. Okay, I would guess it's the individual one twenty nine close I would guess one oh nine Thinking I mean about one oh four you get okay with you won over

39:23You both went one over but anyway, what happened on Sunday? Oh well that but just to put the cap on it we went back We had we had lunch together at a table for two and then off to the arcade and then after the arcade How always? Yeah, no and then No About to our stuff the arcade okay, then we came home right We we I think we split up for a little bit Yeah, and then made plans to try to go out to dinner again just to be shut down We mean you split up went to separate parts of the house. Yeah. Yeah Well, I wanted to nap and Josh wanted to pretty himself up Oh god Oh, we did what I did win one thing at the arcade that's very cool Look at this We got a remote control car which was pretty neat but you bought a remote control No, we want it want it with the tickets. Yeah, wow So we probably spent about a hundred and twenty dollars to win a thirty dollar toy

40:26That's what cool, but Mike check this out. This is a USB powered fan that you plug into your phone And you can blow air on yourself with your phone. I like it. Did you get that at the arcade? Yep We pretty good it's a pretty good drink. So if you leave that thing on yeah, like for the duration of the show Will it toast your battery if you leave it don't does it burn battery probably but who knows you know what I'll leave it Probably but it's too shitty for me to actually use it well no Mike I will leave it running right now. I am at 86% on battery. Okay, so we'll see where it gets at the end of the show It's a good experiment. I enjoy the breeze now And then we uh, we got went to a lot of other restaurants that were closed for dinner that really sucks out our banks get you Shit together. Yeah, I hear you. I think you're absolutely right. You know, so we ended up with a small tachuria I yeah, Jericho jab. I hope so I hope I will be deeply missed I think I will be missed I do obsess about like retirement and age lately

41:30My wife says I do that on websites a little bit and I should stop doing you also spent your today with Old people who are also in the same mindset. Yeah, but these old people are Fun people They're good people because they don't have jobs. They don't have responsibilities. Oh, and they've got you to give the money I have to go back to the home and they're so fucking rich Since same, but as as rich as they are let's say your bet with them was $20 that $20 means more to them. Oh you bet you're right. Don't leave without pony and up that money So now we are at What's interesting about traveling with Rob is everyone is his friend So it doesn't matter if it's a parking lot at the Wright Brothers Museum if it's a coming out of a restaurant If we get seated at the bar the person's a friend next to him the waiters his friend He talks to everyone I saw Josh shake his head a couple times because he was not accustomed to that and I explained that it used to be What is it kind of guy that goes to the

42:32Habitry restaurant the Japanese restaurant the Japanese steakhouse and says nothing to light the group of five next to them No, I will comment, but Rob is the guy Josh's comment is I'm sorry my wife will say give me the two words soup good No, but see the thing is Rob will just stop a guy In the middle of a parking lot and start talking to him and instead of Do you think he's doing that for your benefit because I think sometimes Rob does that to end it And also I don't know if I throw the vehicle and I don't know if I throw if I throw this vibe because one guy at Kitty Hawk pulled me aside I did not engage handle bar mustache and a funny one Nobody you ask because he was dressed up in all the memorabilia Yeah, he had a kitty hot brother hat and shirt and everything and we're wondering Is this this guy's thing does he put on his Wright Brothers clothes and come to Kitty Hawk Just hang out he wanted to come back to the big house he probably did well here we go again

43:35What is Rob the poser what does that what does that mean? I a poser would be pretending to be something that I'm not I there seems to be a little post-labor day angst in the chat group today So yeah, so Josh I think got tired of the fact that I was friendly to everybody and I told him it used to be worse when I was drinking and he said I can imagine But we got past it and then back and a Sunday we got up and we recorded another show to or was that Sunday night? Sunday night we recorded we recorded a show Sunday night and We did another arcade that we were dissatisfied with we did not care for the second arcade And then we said the problem with it Under under a equip with games. Yeah game clogger All right, we like the waterfall games. They didn't have them Did you and here's the biggest question kind of a segue to later in the show which I will touch on of course I wouldn't be doing my job. Did you watch any baseball with mr. Sriroka?

44:38No, no, we didn't watch any live sports programming. I did notice however He did I know he did well even when I mean you did not Mike I don't know if you know this but my team sucks. They lost two games to the Rockies I checked out. I monitored the scores But I never turned the ball game. Oh, I do the same thing with the red side. They lost they lost the games before the first inning He has a smart screen in his because he didn't have the Impression on it do a charade here, okay. What's this? Is it a windshield wiper getting rid of the past? No, let's say this is a hardwood floor. Oh Oh sweeping it under the rug sweep sweep. Oh, it's sweet of course. Okay, very good So Josh was not oh my god, we're up on a break. Okay, just let me close with this because you'll appreciate it Josh did not have his Tesla. He drove his Ford truck and it has like a smart screen in it and no matter where we were driving it Always had the Orioles score on the smart screen. Okay, and I just said hey, is that a current score? And that's when he'd go

45:42Yes Never was in the right direction. It's a drag. Well, we've got more show to come up here and you know for the chat group Thanks for your love. Thanks for your hate. Thanks for participating. That's all that matters We will take a short one here and then come back with some tidbits for you because a lot of Including some very nasty stuff happened over the weekend. We'll be right back everybody If you love this show and you want an incredibly easy way to support us without spending an extra dime We got you covered before you do your Amazon shopping and let's be honest Who isn't buying something on Amazon start through our Amazon link? That's it same price is same prime same late-night impulse purchases The only difference Amazon kicks a little something back to help support this podcast Anything you require from the mundane to the super sexy We're not judging just click our Amazon link first and shop like you normally do You'll find the link right on our website TmOSpodcast.com You can also access it with our brand new app right from your telephone

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47:49Continuously videos of takeoffs and landing this I I enjoy it. I love aviation. I like watching it There's a guy captain Steve who is on the air Doesn't he see JJ? Oh playing car crash story another former friend Anyway, it was you know, it like if they let it go you didn't need them We could talk about that your real friends are still here. Yeah, because it's not the right time Anyway, they're trying to figure out why the plane couldn't stop well the plane couldn't stop because it was going out And 70 miles per hour and landed. Yeah, that's about 35 miles an hour over the speed that it should be going out That's not the news story. That's me knowing this from doing the research that I did packages Absolutely the plane my watches the plane traveled about 1300 feet beyond the runway the thing that's sad about this is that the people on the plane

48:49Survived but the people that were killed were on the ground and that's just sucks The NTSB is also looking at weather now When I watch one video angle you've got that black Thunderhead Crap that you get down here in Florida where it's super intense and you never know what's gonna happen But they said it might have had a tailwind But they'll check it out weather pilot performance the aircraft and the runway to find out what's happening Everywhere so that's it Very sad very sad that that happened. It's really is it It's uncommon that the casualties would be not on the plane right that doesn't yeah I think it's uncommon that a that a pilot would continue to try to land when he's floating above the runway And he's not able to put the plane down and they're halfway across the runway. I don't know What the fact that the pilot survived you'll find out a lot more about what happened in this situation or to help people learn So we'll see what's happening Have you heard about hurricane low?

49:51No That's because it's in Hawaii and it's uh, I saw the weather in Hawaii. That's crazy Unusually powerful for that part of the Pacific low was passing just west of Nihau Nihau I think with the winds around 110 miles per hour Kauai and other islands are dealing with damaging winds heavy rain and powerful waves Officials have warned about flash flooding Hanolulu is closed. They have closed city offices and non-essential services for today because of the storm The good news is that lull is expected to weaken as it moves away But that's where they're getting all the hurricanes out of the Pacific right now We're not getting that many in the Atlantic Basin. So that's good Well, I guess but you know for the people of Hawaii who are not experienced with stuff like that Must really suck because they did not move there for that kind is if they want sunny and perfect very very strange that it's happening right now Let's move on to a Story for me Giants news

50:52News the giants just cut their longest tenured player six days before the NFL season starts New York released wide receiver Darius Slayton who had been with the team since being drafted in 2019 He played 106 games for the gins starting 19 no He was drafted Mike in 1987 to the team okay with them for 39 seasons He was drafted in 2019 okay, and he started 78 of the 106 games He finished his New York career with 296 catches 4,000 4 to 35 yards and 22 touchdowns timing is pretty brutal New head coach John Harbaugh hasn't even coached his first regular season game yet And one of the longest tenured guys in the building is gone and I say as a Giants fan Bye-bye It doesn't seem like I mean that's a good long run But not like he should be the one who's been with the team the longest, huh? I mean he also was with a very unsuccessful team the most of the time the team hasn't been good

51:57So there's turnover Okay a lot of turnover and by the way the Giants open against Dallas Sunday night America's team Mike Yeah Both of that legendary NFC East Robba said to me last week He said listen, I love your tidbits, but can you please please please get some more news about Kelly Ripon I've been asking you for years Mike please she's back on TV after a month-long absence and The reason is one of those things that makes everyone over 50 say Yep, that's gonna happen to me Ripa missed more than a month after having a gum grafting procedure that she said was necessary Because she had been over brushing her teeth We talked about this I got these fix that I get back to it. Don't they look good they do yeah I don't think you can overbrush your teeth And I also don't think that's your gums if you go crazy on it

52:58I don't think this is the reason she was out. Why do you think she was out? Well, I mean we talked about this when we first broached it last week I've had gum grafting surgery. It's not something that's gonna make you miss a month of work It's not even that on site so so is anything else noticeably different. Yeah, she's got a big rack now I was gonna say yeah, she doesn't The procedure was painful enough that she wasn't even allowed to talk while she recovered She had actually put the procedure off for her husband paid for that Well, they worked together. Yeah, basically Kelly Ripa spent years brushing her teeth so aggressively That her teeth eventually filed a workmer's workers cob claim That's the price really she used to pretend that her teeth were regis and she brushed them hatefully hi there Hi, this is regis scrub scrub scrub scrub scrub scrub scrub scrub a dub dub Three men in a tub. I wonder if regis brushes teeth violently because they were still in the cops There they are Adventures I like Julia Gunner she was on that show

54:02About the Ozarks. Yeah, oh, yeah, not plural. Oh, sorry. She's giving an update on the Madonna biopic that she's starring in That's right. I forgot about it. It sounds like she's still very much preparing to play the pop star Gunner who became well known for Ozark says the Madonna project Madonna Yeah, it's still something she wants to do She also talked about wanting to move back to New York, which is kind of perfect for someone preparing to play one of the most famous New Yorkers ever The biopic has had a long and very public development process So fans are still waiting to see exactly what this version of Madonna's story will look like you're just gonna have to Wait and see CC what's going on, so but don't forget she also played the the imposter girl In that movie where she pretended to be that's it. Thank you for removing the name right. I think you did I think it's an adult Here's a new one for the adults finally today apparently people are getting too lazy for sex a new piece looking at the state of modern

55:06Datings not this weekend Not on the outer bangs Outer bangs a new piece so I stole that from the comments A new piece looking at the state of modern dating says people are experiencing so much dating fatigue That sex and romance are starting to feel like another item on the to-do list the article cause it's they call it sexual laziness Basically, people want the benefits of a sex life without having to put in any of the work and Honestly, I get it some people don't want to for play anymore. They just You know want a scheduling link are you free Thursday between 815 and 840? Please confirm and then being any bang any come to the outer banks Google put it on your calendar for you exactly good for society Mm-hmm. That's strong. Well the big question for this show has sex become Too much work don't ask me. I'm an old man because if you're at the point where you need to send your spouse a calendar invite to get naked

56:09We may use to have a problem. So I don't know might be a redneck well, isn't sometimes I've certainly experienced being on the receiving end of someone who is too tired Doesn't want to spend the energy. I'm usually exhausted after the begging Yeah, you're tired after that. There's too much emotional activity for you get down on my knees and beg beg beg and then it's I you know I'm just gonna stay here. It's all good. Sorry. I'll just sit here and eat my my saltwater taffy honey. Oh, I did buy some taffy down there. Oh you did delicious Delicious taffy sticks to your teeth All right, anyway, we'll take a break come back with more fun and more thrills You're listening to the mico-amerish. Oh, but first we talked about it. We talked about gummies and beverages Soul really nailed it ladies and gentlemen They nailed it with their mood gummies. They've nailed it with their beverages You need to pick me up a whiny down or something right in the middle soul has a gummy for every situation

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59:16Long You're in tire order go to get sold calm use the code TMS that's get soul dot com promo code TMS for 30% off Uh, I have been I got a call from the head of michael's school last week and he was talking about Michael doing the broadcast for the varsity football team and it made daddy proud I was very happy to get the nice call from the uh head of the school and He's a DC guy who used to listen to me when we were doing the Donna my show back in the day So uh, thank you Rick. I appreciate that and we were talking about that. So Carlin, I decided instead of watching their online broadcast of the game which is really cool to hear my son do Play by play we'd head out to the ball yard and uh and see what was going on Wow, do they have to pay do you have to pay for tickets? No, in high school at high school, you have to pay for tickets if you're showing the colors and I was wearing a A shirt for the school Uh, they didn't make me do that. What wearing it does a tank top

1:00:17How does the high school think about alcohol at the football games? No, no, no None that I'm aware of if there is if you snuck it in on a flask or you uh, you know had a big gulp cup with something in there Maybe I but I don't know anything I'm not only looking about that Uh, nobody knew so we get in there and And Josh knows what I'm talking about but even where Josh is down where we are down in southwest Florida The heat is it's it's stupid hot. It's so impressive. It's so stupid hot This was 93 Degrees with the sundown This was that's that's insane. It's insane and we were in the bleachers Michael was in the uh the the press box above us Press box the air conditioner air conditioning press box one of my when I went up stopped in to see him and I got a Get out. Yep. Get out. Sure. And then we sat down because you were trying to get on mic He's pushing you away. I would have uh, no

1:01:20It's because Mike pulled a stool up and sat in front of the air conditioning register. Oh everybody You're blocking the fan. You're blocking the air dad. It was so hot. But anyway I've never seen this on television I've never seen this in college football pros high schools that I have been college games. I've seen it doesn't matter live TV Michael's school put up a 60 spot 60 zip in the first half wow The other team chose not to come out for the second half. That's how bad it was and Good coaching. I really good to show the uh the spirit of the sportsmanship I don't know what to deal with because you there's no mercy role that I'm aware of I don't think a lot of times when you get to like a 30-point differential They'll go to a running clock where there's no the clock just runs and you play that from your days doing Yeah, I forget the the discrepancy But when it is a blowout they go to a running clock You know, I don't know what the deal is all I know is yeah good football

1:02:23So I assume it's a bunch of kids beat up in the locker room of using to go back out there I don't know what it was, but it was sad you felt bad for the other team You kind of were pissed off at our home coach for running it up when he did. I don't know what the deal was Uh, I don't even know if it was a formal because the half ended Players were walking off the field and then we heard that's it Uh, so I did Orals ever done that like after the six-thinning Josh Well, I believe I've told you before I sat through a 30 to three loss So yeah, I've been there. Yeah, wow 16 and nothing so a challenge Do you really feel bad that the coach ran up the score? I think the coach should be allowed to run No, there's a coach sportsman. There's a coach the score there There's a code you don't do that especially in football. You don't run up for it. He has to cover the spread But he also but he has he has plenty of backups that should have all been out on that field You're right. Yeah, and I think that's what would have happened in the second half, but who knows

1:03:26The third quarter they were going to actually sub in the lacrosse team When you're wearing a synthetic golf shirt that feels like you have jumped into the deep end of a pool Every parent in those bleachers was grateful that we did not have a second half it is There's nothing more tedious. There's nothing more tedious than a blowout in any sport, you know crabby was the The t the sort of the mood in the bleachers because you were probably surrounded mostly by parents, right? There was one particular grandfather of the home team of our team that was pissed off Did not like it did not like that they ran up the score. So I don't know I haven't heard about any other feedback. You know, it's it's uh, he's in middle school They go to high school at this place, but you know, they don't hear anything They don't know what's going on. So nobody really knows that, but that is a blow and out the other team like that is where suddenly The winning coach is the bad guy. Yeah, absolutely can get fired for a move like that and stuff because he's supposed to be teaching those kids

1:04:28Sportsmanship and it's the whole thing about high school sports is supposed to make adults and that's not how you do it Yeah, I don't know Do you foresee that kind of discrepancy this Sunday night with the giants in the cowboy? You know, I'll be honest with you. Yes I'm nervous already because the giants are such a big deal in our house. The giants are more Of our team now than the red socks are although we love red socks baseball It's just it's freaking me out because we've had so much pain as far as sports fans. So we'll see what happens But it's you know, Dallas has been a big part of him flicking that pain on the team So and of course it's the night game. So I have to figure out how to you know stay up. Are they playing in New York City? Are they playing in that? I think it's in Dallas. I think it's in Dallas's ass gorgeous facility. That's where it is. So anyway Yeah, well then hey come on over here son back from school. Here he is the mouth of the South the voice of your What you put on headphone so the guys can talk to you. All right, he does that. I guess yes

1:05:32My the fan has been running continually and we've gone from 86% to 78% so it's not really burning through the battery As much as I thought it was oh, that's not bad at all. Paul G's there is no headphones. Did you steal them? I use them Okay, lean over lean over and say hi. They can't talk to you. Hey there, God son. How are you? He said hey there, God son. How are you good? Good. How do you fill time in a 60 to nothing game? Rob wants to know how you fill time in a 60 to nothing game There's no time to fill when it's constant scores. That's true What did you just eat you you smell like burrito? Yeah, exactly you had a burrito. Yeah, delicious I thought you had a hot dog for lunch. Did he make one for you? Did you make one for me? No Selfish others. See you later. There he goes. All right. He wants to just hang. Yeah, he just wants to hang so He wants to breathe burrito breath on you. Yeah, he does. Yeah, do you just want to hang in here while I'm doing the show? Do you feel are you gonna miss this when daddy doesn't do this anymore? Yeah

1:06:36Thanks, Michael. You're not being in that you're saying one word answer You need to be specific because you didn't you didn't say are you gonna miss dad doing the show or you're gonna miss when dad breathes But I'm gonna miss and can't hear you There you love you. That's about as much work as you put into the tick-tock you posted over the weekend Yeah, I think exactly right I've used on that too. I don't know what the formula is Josh. I really don't know what the formula is Who knows? Perhaps the formula okay formula has to be the dissent arrested preteen that pre-t everyone loves that Uh, we're up on another one because we just have to hustle. That's the way we do this. So uh, let's come back and I will talk to Rob Spiewack about Pharamone Maxing you know what that sort of that's a good segue from that burrito actually very good God knows what that's about. I got no idea But I do have an idea that we're doing our final voyage. Yes, the Mike Homeric show has been part of your life for a good long time

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1:08:404435 and tell them you with the TMO s group book today to lock in your price We've spent years making the show now. Let's make one last memory together. We want you there the final voyage There it is we'll be on the margarita village sea looking forward to seeing you you excited that my daughter is coming Julia Julia Julia. Thank you. I'm looking forward to seeing you and I'll have updates on Elizabeth and Catherine. I know Elizabeth's planning on coming and we have to dial them both in especially Catherine Bring the new boyfriend Catherine go ahead bring the new boyfriend you think yeah, why not? Okay? The first time I meet him I could get Robert is a he's available he could come along Well, we gotta be funny if we became in laws somehow For some weird mix. What's the age difference? Catherine's 30 Well, Robert is it's not near as much as you and Carla Robert's 23. Yeah, yeah So when you mention this

1:09:41Tee tee tee tee tee Mrs. Rammels and I'm trying to sell deals Okay, you mentioned this to me and I immediately felt dread you should okay, lay it on me I'm like I say anything else are you familiar with the notion of pheromones and don't make a joke about pherifos it I mean, I know that they're like There's things that people can smell and get all sex stuff about people really Presates more of an animal in the animal community where they're ready to make and they put out a musky scent or some sort of Indicating scent that they're ready to breed and that's that's called pheromones now keep in mind it is never It has never been established anywhere that people Respond to pheromones they just draw the parallels in the animal kingdom now Bevers have pheromones how about that? Play with my son the the thing about the pheromones is that people

1:10:43Embrace this notion now do you remember we talked a couple months back about the looks maxing community the people that were Doing exercises to make their jaw look squareer and They like hitting themselves to make sure to break the bones. Yeah, yeah, just really where Michael's talked about that So now they find that a generation Z men are pheromone maxing which means skipping showers Forgoing deodorant ditching washing their hair because they girls want they say they're embracing their natural musk Because that is pheromone maxing you know when I smell like today. What's that So far game oh god there is nothing worse what are you still smoking cigars? No no the guy next to me was Which means it's the car an old man. Yeah, god, you know what? I can't even tell you why I just hate last So has been replaced by So you're Mike. I can't tell you why don't know why if I just hate the smell of cigars. I don't know what it is Can't imagine why that is rob I

1:11:46Just imagine how unpleasant it would be let's say you got picked up by a town car or a limousine and the windows were all rolled up And it was cold outside, but someone still had the the notion of smoking a cigar in the car with the windows rolled up Well, it's cold. It is cold. Yeah, yeah But there is no proof That people respond to pheromones now I got to know The only thing we dealt with with Robert and this is about when he was 14 or 15 He's gotten much better is he was a clean kid. He didn't do like muskie stuff, but he lived in Axe body spray And that to me is almost as bad. Yeah, you have a Cologne shelf. Oh, I forgot about that better. I'm in Joshua. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, in the middle school boys Don't know that a little girls a long way and it is I mean, I would venture to say there are hundreds of dollars Worth of cologne on the shelf in there

1:12:48It's the good stuff. They like the good stuff And I would guess that if I had my eyes closed, I could tell when he walked in the room. Yeah, yeah They loaded up because it's that strong. It's better than doing what you're suggesting Rob Yeah, that's right. You're right. Showering and being gross But what do you say what do you say to a tiktok influencer that says and I quote I stopped using cologne and I've been getting more compliments on my disgusting onion smell than ever The reason you can't pull baddies I guess that's women the reason you can't pull baddies is because you wear cologne and deodorant So they're saying that this bad smell this horrible teenage funk Is drawing the bot the baddies the good-looking broad. Oh probably not the right type of girls exactly Now though, I think that's total BS I think that's an absolute manufactured situation because I mean good nice smelling cologne Is nice smelling cologne, okay? B.O. is B.O. I like the notion of Josh saying it attracts the wrong type of woman the wrong type of baddie

1:13:51Yeah, like a you know Some sort of someone of loose morals. Yeah, there's a reason he's using that slang baddies Yeah, just bad women women that can't smell Yeah, that all the factory senses. Yeah, and she probably smells too. Yeah, oh down there sometimes it's too late I say that. I don't know I was gonna actually on that one on that one I was gonna be the one who didn't push it too far Nice beavers and might jump right over the day. So also everybody don't be tricked into buying what you see I think they're most often on the counters of convenience stores Pharamone perfumes they don't work you cannot put on Something with a secret smell that's gonna draw the baddies to you. It's not proven that it works for You know, just go get one of those Costco Vidalianians rub that rub that in your crotch Let them make sure that it's frowned Right Then you'll then you'll pull some baddies. Oh man the baddies are fine, but I like me the shorties. Oh shorties. Yeah, King

1:14:58Yoss King So yeah watch out for that if you got a smelling kid that's yeah, that's yuck Keep us posted on that one. I'd like to know what's going on please. I shall yes We will take a short one and when we come back. Do you have some uh? Oh, you know, I never played mine. Can I play mine for you when we start the beautiful video Mike for the first time in the history of Beautiful video. I will let the lead video go to a guest. I'm excited. I get to do the first video I can't tell you welcome to my world. I can't tell you how special that is Hey, everybody. There are two kinds of people in this world People who have tried joth hot wings sauce And people who need to get their act together the michael mario show has teamed up with jimmy's old town tavern to put some Heat in your meat jimmy's award-winning joth hot is the real deal. I put some behind my ears to attract baddies Oh, you won't get any baddies with that. Yeah, it smells like funk Jimmy's joth hot now available if you're very own refrigerator

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1:17:01I don't care funny is funny. This is a group of guys And I think they are in what is referred to at least I'm gonna refer to it as the ugly pants club where these dudes Decide that they are going to go to the men's room at an airport. Yeah, and change into ugly pants Tell me if you like this as much as I did roll a Josh here we go That's like a kill Did buy him for each other I have a job. I start like oh no This is so funny It's good. Oh crochet Not good. It's so funny and they're all sides

1:18:01So much fun. Oh Wow Sparkling Oh, they're having fun. I'm literally rolling on the floor. They're having fun too Imagine if you were in that airport Oh, I love it. Here we go. It gets better Oh Elephant pants I'm not gonna say where the trunk is Just Tank Claire is almost like a pedicote this might be the only one that was truly ill fitting we get the high water mark on these Yeah Ugly pants he's changed now that fun looks like something you two could have worn in the outer banks did where There we go. Yeah, don't know where they got them, but they sure had fun that last set looks like it might be a holiday

1:19:04Take a look. Oh There are more pants than there are guys One had to have brought more than one pair of pants. It's a beautiful thing There's one set of pants per guy. Oh, that's so fun. It seemed like there was more pants than people Now they were having a good time anyway. Take it away Rob's P-Wack. Thank you for letting me do that Mike, you know one of the things you need to focus on is in life Especially now that you're looking into changing your lifestyle and you want to prolong your life is nutrition Yes, and I've been watching and doing some research on proper foods that you can eat to extend your life And I think you will but even though this is an older piece of tape I think you'll appreciate the health benefits here. Okay Thousands of pounds of winters are produced daily at or mail boneless beef and pork are the selected meats used in the manufacture of Ormell winners all raw materials are kept under constant cold temperatures The meat is dumped into this huge grinder which is capable of handling loads up to

1:20:091000 pounds. It looks like an anus So nasty. Yeah, uh Freshly ground meat arrives from the grinder The operator handles the grinding scaming and conveying of meat to the blender Here we go I'm just waiting just waiting to see one of the attendance light up a cigarette Let's watch a little more of it if it's okay the same way they make them now, right? Well pretty much yeah, just less people yeah Uh-huh Blending is now taking place. Oh the blending bike the blending of the winners and the seasonings drop Yes, don't forget that a hormel batch master at the electronic control panel didn't he is to call you at a you the batch master You're bound down in the dowel terrace You've got a two o'clock of master is in residence The batch master the standard formula on the dials The feedoggers are activated and the exact amounts of meat needed to make the prescribed batch are now brought together

1:21:15Okay, this is thrilling We're seeing ingredients are weighed on this scale belt on route. Oh Oh, Jared, you know what there was it off the floor that film and it's just that's on the left That's got to be the season of spices Yeah, we're in our own flavoring Yeah, but also when it looked like there was like red meat and white meat was that just fat That they were putting into the same thing it was just fat. Oh But sometimes they have hot dogs where to mix of meats where it's not just be where we like chicken Somebody woke up during the show What's that you know I love hot dog he's talking hot dog exactly works up. That's funny But it's on one of the subjects he likes before we he sits more upright before our final before our final video I might I know we have our organist that we love Florian hunter. Oh, I love Florian that however Maybe step aside Florian because here comes Franz Lambert. Oh, yeah hold on let me turn him up here Franz France hold on looks like he's got good tech

1:22:17He's all over the manual look at this He's more of a show man Great shirt He sings I love the organ hide it too. I so like that Josh said that this week it and he said you have more hot dog videos to watch come on now Come on now Mike. We're gonna close with this okay. There is a guy on the Las Vegas Raiders His name is Max Crosby. He's a defensive and great player and they asked him they said Who what is the most toxic fan base for a team and you know I'm so accustomed to watching an NFL player Prepare and give the same answers that they do in the press conference every week. It's like approved by the team Yeah, okay He's a cool guy too. Let's close with this Max Crosby definitely offering some opinions as Herbert or my homes like I

1:23:22Fucking terrorize him and I'm in barking in there doing all type of crazy shit After games Especially if I have a big game where I'm talking shit or I have a moment like I'd fucking late hit on Herbert this year He was barking in my ear and I fucking shove them and he went flying down Their fan base came at me like you fucking junkie crackhead mother fucker like non stop and I'm like Damn, but they're crazy though, but that's just part of it. You know what I mean who who let the most like toxic fan base You'd say I think the chargers low key what? Chargers dude because they got a smaller fan base. They started San Diego. So it's like more it's more you know They're not really a L.A. team. They're not from L.A So their fans like feel like they need to be louder because they don't have as many I don't have numbers like us So they're real toxic and I respected though because Like if it pisses me off that means they're probably doing a pretty good job You fuck the chargers and fuck all those team Now when he says F the chargers and F the mall don't you want to just see them like go back to Earth Cross and say whoa

1:24:25That's the opinion We have the football season kicking off this week. So I wanted to let people know what's going on More football more football. Fair that stick. I heard that we got to get out of here Thank you all for joining us. Thank you great comments today Even the meme ones we appreciate it. Thank you so much. Appreciate the participation Join us tomorrow. We'll be back tomorrow around four p.m. Eastern time for another Mike O'Marish show. We are delighted to have you with us for Josh Sheroken Rob Spiewack Mike O'Marish saying so long But Four p.m. Eastern tomorrow. I love you pop Thanks for listening to another episode of a Mike O'Marish show Please remember to click the Amazon link at tm os podcast.com before your shop online It means a lot and makes the world a better place Mike O'Marrah radio entertainment Right, so what do you want now? Well, if I have to teach you how to be a reporter I'll do that later He was an overweight alcoholic who just happened to be one of the greatest pure passers in NFL history