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1:00Well, I mean, this is my this is my bono honestly. No, that's not your bono honestly. I don't know what you guys at night. Red skies at night. That's the fix. That's the fix you idiot. You don't even know you two songs. Red skies at night. That's you too. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that's you too. Oh, okay. It's you too. That's you too. Okay. You know, they got the AI unless you're going to school in New York City. Oh, F F mom Donnie, we we fucking elected a dummy. He's all about the no AI in schools. You stupid F. I wasn't going to start with this, but now I am because now, uh, now on the group chats, the the parents are getting together and they go, what the F are they doing? This AI is a steamroll or coming right at you and you either fucking jump on board or you're going to get crushed. It's the strictest AI policy in the entire nation.

2:02And by the way, this is what Mondani said. Yeah. It's important for a child to not know the answer. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I get that to a point, but what the hell does that have to do with AI? You know, we get this new technology that is brought to us by the angels from above. If you want to, if you want to know the truth, Ron will agree with this. Technology, we don't we don't just invent it, Willie Milley. It comes from above from our angels that are looking over us, right? Riding bags. AI. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't do one of your fucking lunatic rants. Say that for Joe Rogan. It worked for Joey. That's right for Joey. But we get this technology. We have to embrace this technology because the rest of the world isn't slowing the fuck down. You're going to raise the dummies if you don't let them use AI. You got to figure out how to use AI properly. Always am I going? Always am I going to a meeting at the school?

3:02They're already setting up the back to school meeting and I'm going to raise my hand and I'm going to go. You people are stupid. And they're going to be like, oh my god, how dare you. Can't we discuss this properly? No, we can't. No, we can't. You're making the kids at this school stupid. It's like. I just I'm sorry, right? I just want to say this like ignoring AI, right? Ignoring AI because you're scared your job is going to be taken away. All right, I get that you're scared that your livelihood is going away. But you can't stop it. You got to figure out how to use it properly. It's like it's like going to life without your phone. Oh, phones. Oh my god, you know, just telling people they can't use their phones anymore or jumping in a car. Holy shit, I'm making up this rant as I go. This is cool. I like when I'm making it up on the spot. It's like jumping in your car and not having a traffic app going going old school like, oh, no, this technology is evil. This technology is dangerous. And we're all going back to getting in our cars without a without a traffic app and

4:03and going old school with a fucking giant map from the gas station. That's what's going on with this. That's why it's insanely stupid. And that's why I don't like participating in society because it's filled with a lot of dummies. Who are you saying? It's like a version of like book burning. No, no, no, no. What? Is it? You're usually smart. What does that mean? Book burning, you know, like, like, dude, don't get me started with books. That's what I'm saying. Book burning, you know, and all sorts of books. Yeah, cool. Oh my god, I'm a parent. Relax. I if a weird book comes into my house, I'm able to discuss that with my children. It's ridiculous. Dude, the AI thing in school is banning it is so stupid and so ridiculous. And then they think, oh, well, then the kids won't go home and use the AI. Of course they're going to use the AI. They're going to use the AI more when they get home because you got a whole bunch of teachers out there that don't know how to teach properly because they're stupid too. So what's happening in the school system is why I brought up book burning. It's not just the AI.

5:06It's almost like a theology. Yeah. It's not just what's happening with AI in schools. Right. I know a few girls that I used to date that are from Texas. They're both teachers. They have to put up this year. You know what? They had to put up in their classroom. It's in commandments. In. In. In. In. In. There are certain books that they had to remove from the library. No. This is Texas. Do you imagine that? Of course it's happening. And it's stupid. That's why I don't participate in society. I'm not I'm not joking. I'm not joking. I don't like participating in society. I'm a perfect, perfect candidate for living off the grid. Really? I heard. I, dude, if I, if I didn't have a wife and kids, no problem. I'd be off the grid in the middle of nowhere. I'm not joking. Hold on a you one of those guys like you're fucking like you live in a cabin in the dense woods and you come into town like every like. Oh twice a month for supplies. Dude, it's my dream.

6:07I want a cabin where it's snowed so much. You can't even open your front door, but you got plenty of supplies. Wait a minute. I've seen this movie before. The guy comes down twice a month to go to the general store and get supplies. Can't really, can't really afford anything. So it's added to your tab. Right. And then when you're coming back out, you're surrounded by like five, six guys. Yeah. And they're fucking with you. Hey, so man, will you? Yeah. Hey, old man, will you? Will you not come back? And then get out like some two by fours. Yeah. And guess who saves you? Oh, Clint. Clint Eastwood. Yeah. I like that. I would I would also grow that gnarly fucked up beard and trust me. I got I got a I got a feminine a feminine face that's looking a little older these days, but don't don't let the feminine face fool you. I could grow a full fucking beard. There's no spots in my beard. Hey, old man, will you? We call you as your comeback to cow. Oh, the AI not a problem.

7:08Oh my god. We're going back to the stone age. You got to embrace you know what? You're not in grace technology. Oh, but you know what's kind of scary? If you don't, if you avoid AI, you are going to get fucking left in the dust 100% 100% and by the way, this is let me make my point. Yeah. The big knocks on Pete headsets besides wiping out leadership, which sounds like a Russian thing. Yeah. He's not he's not he's more concerned with culture wars and he's not concerned about the future of the military and and how to make it advanced futuristic. Yeah, modernize it modernize it. Yeah. We are now behind. You know who's the leader in like AI drone technology? China Ukraine. Ukraine. Oh, Ukraine. Right. Yeah. We're on the ground in Ukraine studying Ukrainian drain drone tactics and AI. Right. He had to have pulled that program. It's like the Russian player.

8:09So right now they did a simulation and they said a Ukraine AI drone would wipe out a like like a like a commando us. I believe it. I believe it. So we don't know how to defend it. We're not prepared for it. We're in trouble. Hex has got to go, bro. Hey, stinks. But you say that then he got TDS. So let's just move on. He does stink though. I didn't even know we were going to do the AI ran again. We have so much to talk about, but I just want to like wrap that up in a nice bow for everybody. AI is here to stay. He's coming right the fuck at us. It's coming for a lot of our jobs, but you can't stop it. You got to figure out how to live with AI and that's that's my challenge with myself, my family, especially my kids as they go back to school. The challenge is how do my kids use AI properly? So they are still learning and they are still figuring out the answer. Bum, donnie. That's the challenge. Not wiping it out and banning it from schools. You idiots. Here's the only you know, the only community that that is not worried about this issue.

9:14The Amish. They get it all figured out. By the way, note to self, I need a new microphone because when I'm screaming, I want everyone to hear the screams, but the mic process is it and you don't see the glory of me yelling. So now I got to find a new microphone. All right, listen Ron, enough of that for now. For now. By the way, my kids go back to school. Sadly, this is the second to last livestream from the beach this summer. I'm deeply depressed that we're moving the whole operation. Oh, the last one from Sandwell Law? Yeah, and then my brother starts moving into, you know, have fun. With the house, with the fishing and the off season. And you know, obviously it come out here a lot too, but yeah, but the end of summer's right around the corner. But next week they do start school. So I'm going to have a lot more on this AI garbage that they're instituting in our schools. And I'm telling you right now, the little parent group we're part of, they're like, what the, what are they doing? This is like stonage shit. Are they going to take away computers next?

10:15It's so stupid. Anyway, I wanted to ask. I say, oh, we all say this. They do say. It's really targeted for the younger, it's for K through way because at that age, they, they critical thinking is part of development. Dude, do you have a seventh eighth grader in your house now? I did, but then the authorities took them away. Oh, Tito, I love you. Tito. Yeah, you should do a show with someone I used to work with for sure. You guys light up pretty good. Listen to me. I got, I got an eighth and I got an 11th. Trust me, they're not little kids. They're growing up fast. You can't predict the future, but you can prepare for it. Arizona State University is building degrees for what's ahead. Programs designed around emerging fields taught by faculty whose research is shaping our future. Not just teaching about it. It's why we've been ranked number one in innovation for more than a decade. Your future is worth preparing for and you don't have to prepare alone.

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12:16Toyota's easy choice sales event ends soon. We make it easy. Toyota, let's go places. It's, oh my god, I want to do two hours on how stupid people are. By the way, you just said you had one of your children in 11th grade. They just did a segment on how for your colleges now are between 100 and 200,000. They're saying it's a scam. Go to a state school. Like, go put yourself in debt. Or don't drain the family finances. It makes no sense. Dude, I'm already getting drained because when you live in Manhattan, here's another scam to let people in on because it is back to school season. I've been, I've been setting my kids to private school since they were four years old. I've been paying college tuition when they were four and that's not an exaggeration. Now tell you why because the school zones are insane. I had no choice where we lived.

13:16I would have sent my kids to the literal ghetto for school where they had metal detectors. Who the fuck would do that? All right. How do I have to work side? What? Like, what do you want? No, but I think I'm junior like, my Luther King. I'm all that, all that, all that. And you know what? I'm a reasonable man. But then there comes a time where you're like hell nah. So we had no choice. We had to put them in private school at four years old. So we've been paying college tuition for the last, oh my God, my son's now 16. So you figured it out over 10 years, 12 years. Do Chris Rock, your buddy, your friend, your neighbor? Yeah. Did a funny bit about like, if your school's named after Martin Luther King, junior, a man of peace and no bell. Yeah. And he, I think it's a joke, but he made a joke about it's not like that. It's by the way, I know my Luther King high school on the Upper West Side where your kids would have had to go on. Yeah. No, it's like writers. Yeah.

14:17No, I'm not joking, dude. There's murders here and this. It's dangerous. I will want to get back to the city, take a picture of the school that my kids were supposed to go to. And literally from the outside looks like a prison. Oh, it looks like a detention center. I'm not fucking around. I'll show you the picture. So we had no choice. And the Chris Rock pit is more about naming streets after peaceful leaders. And then if you're on one of those streets, you know there's some shit going down. I know. It's got fire. Chris Rock was in my top five for a long time when I was growing up. I love Chris Rock. I think it's stand up fell off over the years, but still great. But he had a run there that was unbelievable. Hey, you know that place, Fennelies in like Soho, that same place Fennelies. So just like, you have two days ago. There's fucking Adam Sandler and his fucking like silly basketball. I'll show it down to his knees. Right. And there's Chris Rock with a black hat and glasses. There's two best friends hanging out in Soho with the paparazzi. Let me tell you something. I'm a little older now, fair enough.

15:18But I'm within the range of I guess an Adam Sandler. I don't know exactly how old he is. But when they talk about his basketball skills, anyone that actually played basketball, we look at that like, oh, shut up. He's okay. He's okay. Who's better? Him or how it's turned? Who's that video of how it played basketball is? It almost looks AI. Isn't it amazing? All right. That's not what we're going to start with today. But that's the beauty of this podcast. All right. It's something to start with. I know. Hold on, but I got something else before I go to you. I'm okay. And also, you know, if you like any of the live streams over the summer, as we wrap up the summer season of the opian filter podcast, maybe it throw us a few bucks today or tomorrow. No, no, what do you think? What do you think? Throw us a fiber for all this great entertainment all summer? Can you do that? I'll tell you what, you know what I would do with my money if I got any? Yeah. Because it's so fucking expensive. Yeah. Uh, I get one of those, um, one of those like pumpkin spice.

16:19Oh, we're going to get into that. I mean, they cost like 17 bucks, but the pumpkin spice lactate with the cinnamon sprinkles. All right. I can get it to that, but I just want to do something really fast because I'm getting it to that today too. You're reading my mind, but I'm going to tell you something, you know, opian entities absolutely created the modern day comedy podcast. There's no doubt about it. There's no doubt about it. And the real roots go right back to Brother Wee's, my mentor. I learned from Brother Wee's. He was the guy that said, fuck the radio rules. Did it his own way, which was very unique and different. I learned from Brother Wee's took what I learned, made it my own with Anthony. Now, uh, that opian Anthony show went away and all these, uh, uh, comedians started their own fucking podcast. That sounds a lot like the old opian Anthony show. That's a fact. Jack. My point is so many of them suck at it, except for I'm going to start pointing out the guys that don't suck because everyone's like, Oh, is there anything you like? Oh, yes. There is most of them do suck at it.

17:20They're doing a poor version of opian Anthony with their comedy podcast, but not Alex Stein. Primetime Alex Stein is the real fucking deal. He's got balls of steel. He can name names. If I have to see another comedy podcast where they put another comedian on, you're all doing the same stupid podcast, by the way. And then they have a outrageous story about another comedian or something and then they go, Oh, don't say the name. Don't say the name. Don't say the name. They're all scared of each other. You just, you just named every fucking podcast. Of course. Of course. Obviously, I'm not saying any of them at all, but not Alex Stein. He's the real deal. He's taken the torch of what opian Anthony did and he has made it his own. He has admitted that he's a huge fan of mine, huge fan of the old show, huge fan of Patriso Neil, but he didn't just do like a fucking cover band. He's making his own. The guy is absolutely amazing and should be listened to every day. And he's a friend of mine that comes on this thing. So I liked that as well. Primetime. Can I just say he did come on and he's fucking crushed it.

18:22And I'll say this about Alex Stein. He's fucking fearless. He's fearless. He's fearless. That's the adjective I would put for Alex Stein. He's truly fearless. And he doesn't sit on this thing and just trash everybody because there's nothing else to talk about. What clips do we have today? You know, he actually has real material. So prime time Alex Stein, he had this guy on that I wish I wish I knew. You know what, let's do the whole bit. I was going to tease him, but we're already late in the show. And then we'll get to yours thing Ron, trust me. Alex Stein had this guy on. He's a pastor in Harlem. I got my notes on this fucking idiot. He looks like he's nearly from the office. He does. Very good. And this guy's just a pure dummy. I reached out. I'm trying to get him on this live stream, but now call him a pure dummy. Might hurt my chances, but who will be there? That's what I do. Probably not. Because it's content for the moment for these people that are throwing fibers. Oh no, they're not throwing fibers at us because they didn't think we were good this summer. Oh, yeah, set a tenor.

19:23That'd be nice. So Alex Stein had the guy on. I am kind of bomb. I'm not going to lie to you that I did not know about this guy. John Stewart had this guy on. Basically, oh yeah, oh no, this guy's been pushing this shit for over 10 years. So the backstory is you got a pastor in Harlem. Pastor Manning. Here it is. Pastor James Damon Manning. Chief pastor of Atla World Missionary Church on Lennox Avenue. Oh my God. Lennox Avenue in Harlem. Good God. Good luck to you if you're up there. Oh my God. Good luck to you. And there was a satire article that came out in 2014 from a little publication of blog called Huzzlers. Completely fake, completely stupid. And this dummy bought it hook line and sinker. And this is what he's talking about. This is the latest clip of this idiot on a prime time Alex Stein show. So check this out. We'll talk about it on the on the other side. Certainly. Here we go. True that they're putting in Starbucks.

20:24Is my girlfriend get Starbucks all the time? I don't drink that stuff. But then I take a sip of her drink and my drink and see it in the Starbucks. And I'm not even kidding because I know that they probably put humans in the meat and McDonald's. What a Starbucks did and they sprinted all over the world is that they found this. Then worse than a guy trying to become, you know, become smart or look smart. What Starbucks did? He puts on his knowledge face. What Starbucks? He's putting on his preacher hat. Well, yeah. But you know, he's got to sell this because he's an expert on this. He's an expert on blank in your coffee. I had to believe it because I don't know when YouTube will do what it's like. We don't understand what he means. Okay, good. But I hate that he's leaning in and he's like what Starbucks did. Oh, we're looking at it. We're looking at the expert right now, right? So let's continue with the clip. And they sprinted all over the world is that they found the synthetic likeness of, of and what the properties of. By the way, when I made that video going back several years ago,

21:25I stopped. I was putting in their coffee. You know, they didn't sue me. They didn't, they did not bring charges against me because they knew I had the goods. They knew that it was just explode in their face. So they quietly let it die down. But what makes Starbucks coffees so much better than Maxwell or chocolate or nuts or some other coffee that people want to difference. Cause they're really different. I take what is is. Is he treated to putting. I remember earlier when I said with the whole AI rant that I don't like participating in society because you got to feel it's like this. He literally runs a church. I think it's 50 50 that Tony P probably thinks that's true. Oh, well, I will ask. He did. He literally, but for the way we know about the flat air, if he ain't joking. And he also said a week ago, right. He believes in that Hollywood stuff where they're eating with it.

22:27He believes that. Yeah. Well, I actually probably thinks he probably believes that. Don't you remember people thought Hillary Clinton. Yeah, and a pizza shop. Yeah. This is. Dude, and this is called modern society. Yeah, it's it's we're going back to which burning, dude. I don't look like I said the public schools in New York with the AI thing. Why don't we just go back to the Stone Age, you you mom Donnie idiot. So listen to me. This guy is is just as dumb as they come. Cause he believes this. You know, it's not a thing where he's like, you know, try to go, you know, viral, it went viral and he's been pushing this for over 10 or 12 years. I'm going to also tell you the brilliance of Alex Stein, a guy that did this for a living for a really fucking long time. Alex Stein sat there and let the guy hang himself. That is the brilliance of Alex Stein. Sometimes you let the guy just hang himself. Alex Stein didn't have to say nothing at that point. You know, there's a lot of people out there who think it.

23:32So I got more info. So the guy's been doubling down for over 10 years on this. He won't let it go. And then I did a little deeper dive on the guy because everyone else is just playing that clip, which is fine. It's great for a show. But I'm like, who is this freaking guy, right? So he's got the he's a pastor up there in Harlem and they have a church more key. They have a church more key up there. And he puts crazy ass shit on his marquee as well. This guy is bad shit crazy, crazy as they come. In my opinion, it sounds like he's a smart motherfucker because he knows how to play in you social media. All right. Well, on the marquee, he had this once. Obama has released the, can you say this word? I don't know what words you can say anymore. What I'm going to say this way. Obama has released the Mo demons on the black man. You get it, the hoe and then the, you got it. Ryan, you got it. Everyone else got it.

24:34Obama has released the, the Mo demons on the black man. All right. If you don't understand, then add the hoe to what I said. I have dyslexia, dude. I honestly have dyslexia and I can't figure out the letters. It's the word you use for the gay people when you know, you call them. All right. I got it. I got it. I don't know what they allow on these stupid social media. Get me a real job so I can talk. Oh my God. So another word, Obama released the pink spray. Obama released the, yeah, let me read that again now that you understand. Obama has released the Mo demons on the black man. All right. Okay. Okay. And TikTok, they're like, what are you going to live stream again? Never. Because you guys don't understand edgy shit. Never. You don't understand comedy when people are trying to make jokes. So guess what, TikTok? The answer to whether you're going to stream again is never. And most of the comedians and people with edgy content, they've left TikTok a long time ago. I would pick an after that question are like, are the big comics still on TikTok or are

25:36they have? They have that issue. They are, but they know like to be insanely careful. Okay. Props to Instagram, they're allowing a lot more lately. And you know, I hope Instagram could rush his TikTok. All right. Also, on his marquee up there in Harlem, this pastor, he also had Jesus, which Stone, most, most, most, Jesus would stone him. And you know, local activists showed up to the church and said, well, we're here. They knocked out the door and went, we're here. We're here for our stoning. We're here. Exactly. Hello. Paula with. Yeah. This guy's full of hate and stupidity. Obviously, there was another one, but I can't find it now. You get the point. You get the point. Betcha, he voted and I betcha he's fucking. Maga, I betcha he voted for drop. Oh, here's another. I don't know. I honestly don't know. Well, he went after Obama. Oh, yeah, I guess you're right. Okay, I guess you're right. All right. And then I found the other one. Starbucks is ground zero for Ebola was on his marquee.

26:39He's just, he's just an idiot. So it's ground zero for Ebola and for DNA. Right. Yeah, there you go. So that's that clip from Alex Stein, Alex. Keep knocking it out of the park, brother. All right, Ron, what do you got? Finally, 27 minutes. By the way, he said, uh, hey, what do you mean? Starbucks never sued me? Why would they want to give that publicity? Idiot. Yeah, they don't want to spend time on idiots. And would get publicity. All right. All right, listen, this isn't a news right now. Yeah, go ahead. The USS, oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Before I do that. Yeah. Where'd you just talking about comics having having the real podcast? Yeah. All right. Are you sitting down? Yeah. Before I listen, this is one of the, this is one of the people I may check out. Yeah. But you're sitting down right. I don't want you to faint. I don't want you to fall into the fucking tick patch under your, under your death.

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29:42this shit. They just simply can't. They could, but they pulled it off because they got big fucking followings and this and that. But in the, like, birch, oh, God, birch, birch, it's a gora. Oh, my God. Let us snore fast. Bart, start drinking again. Jesus. Anthony, why are you such a stupid idiot? Why did you fucking blow up the whole opiate Anthony world? Do you understand how easy it would have been to take out birch, rysher and come, sigores, podcast? You dummy. Yeah. I'm stuck with me. You know, I don't mean to like that, Ron, but I'm joking. I know. No, trust me being you could take them out too. Fair enough. Yes. 100%. I should say that because I do mean that, Ron. But my point is that Anthony is such a dummy. He doesn't understand business. Doesn't understand. I'd blow it all up with his black crap. And now all these podcasts are out there on the, on the big platforms crushing it and they stink. We were to take it out, Tom Sigour and Berk, Christchery, in a week. You know, week. Did you see the latest? No, I don't.

30:43I don't. No. We'll go there another day for real. I know some of this stuff we could say, trust me, trust me. But my point is the reason why it's going to take us a little longer is because we're on a much smaller, you know, platform here. That's the only reason that I said it that way. If we still had the big platform, we would have crushed these guys. It would have been laughable. And everyone knows that. So whether you like me or hate me, you know, that's the truth. Listen. It's a real radio. But to your point, you know, what do you like? You know, I hate that everyone has a podcast. I hate that every comedian thinks they could do this. It drives me nuts on a regular basis. But with that said, cat Williams on Netflix, that's a much, that, that is a must watch. Yeah. It's a must watch. He's going to crush it because he's another guy that doesn't have the filter. That's why I changed the name of this podcast, I hope you're unfiltered because the, the, I started noticing no one's speaking their mind out there anymore. They're all scared of each other. So I decided, F all that.

31:45And cat Williams is one of those guys. He will go right at everybody. And if Netflix, well, this is what the problem is with the corporation. Netflix, where are you? Where's my camera? There we, okay, hi, hi Netflix. Let cat Williams do his thing. Don't give him notes. Don't, don't, don't, don't do meetings with cat Williams. Just turn on the stupid cameras and walk away and let cat Williams do his thing and you're going to have a massive hit on your hands. Let cat cook. Oh, and I pray he goes after that hatch to heaven heart. Didn't they make up or something? Yeah, they did, but cat Williams blows Kevin Hart's comedy out of the water. Can I tell you why cat Williams is going to be actually a big success? Yeah. He's actually like a Mensa, like genius. So he's, he's super articulate. He's super intelligent. You know, while this is like a Mensa genius, yeah, Snoop Dogg. Snoop Dogg and cat Williams have like super high IQs. All right. So I'm not pissed off by I'm sort of pissed, but I also know that it's going to be a great watch.

32:45Here's my question to you. Yeah. Is cat Williams going to have more success than Amy Schumer's podcast? Does she have a podcast? Oh, what the fuck is on her podcast? You know that. No, I really don't. Oh, you mean Amy Polar. Oh, fuck, I'm sorry. Amy Polar. Shit. Are people still talking about Amy Polar's podcast? Do she look at her numbers? Fuck. I'm in hell. People go, oh, you're in hell. Yeah. I'm in hell. I'm, I got, I'm in hell. And this is what my view of hell is because it's insane that these people think they know what they're doing with this crap. All right. Can we move on from that? What else do we got? We're running out of show already. All right. This doesn't. The USS Abraham Lincoln. Just docked in Thailand. Right. After 286 days at sea. Right. In Thailand for a full week.

33:45Oh, be walking possibly go wrong. But you this rights itself. I started laughing when I saw that headline. These guys, this is what I ran. This is what happened. Not Trump because Trump never emits wrongs ever. But other people in charge, they're like, oh, we really after with these, these, these, these, these, these semen, these semen to. I can say it. To bring it all around these semen. They know they after with them and they kept them out in the water way too long. So they're like, we got a lot of pissed off servicemen and women. What can we do to make this better? I know. Bring the ship to Thailand. Listen, one of the notes funny. Sorry, right? I want to set you up though. When you, when you hear a person go, you know, I go to Thailand because the beach is. Yeah. I walk away. I'm like, ah, you're disgusting. You're up. Higge. You're a PED. The, the overwhelming majority of people that go to Thailand are there because of the sex trade.

34:46Stop it with making believe you go there for the beach. The beach is, you know, the film, I forgot what film they always go. You know that film. No, no one's going there on a nature reserve. No one's going to explore the rainforest there. Nothing. No one is going, no one's going canoeing. No, the only canoeing is someone's ass. And the funny part about it is there are nature people that probably would love to go to Thailand. You would have called, yes, you're a paradise. But the different. But they are. But they can't do it because no one will believe them. All right, I have some, listen, I have, I have some, I was like, is this an else? Get. They're going to Thailand after nine months at sea. Yeah. You know Thailand, by the way, so in 1996 they, they made it illegal. Right. It's not. It's out in the open. There are estimated to be well over one million sex workers in Thailand. It brings in. Let me get this number right.

35:47It brings in close to a trillion dollars a year. Cheese and revenue because it's not just, if not just that they're coming to pay for. Right. Things. Right. They're also spending money at the hotels. This industry is 3% of their gross domestic product. It's 3% of their GDP. Jesus. Have you ever seen pictures of like foreigners and like where they, they're being mobbed by women and they're just grabbing your crotch? It's, it's, you get, you get attacked by, breathless, by, by naked women. They're, they're, they're, they're, they're jumping on their knees, pulling, pulling your zipper down. Yeah. The fact is that. It's completely illegal in Thailand, but they all looked the other way because they know how much money is bringing in for the country. And that's where they, they sent the ship because it's allowed to be out in the open. So that's where they set the ship and they're not. That's the government going, all right, my bad. What can we do for you people? I know. Send them to Thailand. They're not going to complain after being in Thailand for a week.

36:50No, yes, they are going to complain. OP because here's the problem. One of the major complaints about the USS Abraham Lincoln being being on C for nine months is they ran out of medical supplies. They ran out of toiletries, right? Like people, by the way, some of the people who like, like jumped off the ship, right, they ran out of their, like, like, they ran out of their meds. No, I mean, look, no, but, yeah, you know what they're bringing back to the ship. I can almost turn it into a song. ST Days. Climbedia, gonorrhea, syphilis, Climbedia, gonorrhea, syphilis, they don't have medication for that. Right. So I mean, we're having fun with this, but it's a, it's a pretty serious topic that, you know, that ship was out in the water for a long time, a long time. They asked so they interviewed the parents of one of the sailors. Right. Here in America. And they said, what did you think about Donald Trump saying they weren't deployed long enough? And the father, like, put his head down and shake his head as I got water and he goes,

37:53how insensitive can you get? These are young men and women. And then they asked the captain, what's the, who's the guy in charge of the ship? The Admiral, the captain. I would go in the white guy in the white uniform. It's not the love boat. So I think we call it the Admiral. Yes. The Admiral and the white unit. Yeah. The prime minister of Thailand, they had agreed in blah, blah, blah. And then what a reporter said. What do you think about Donald Trump saying your deployment wasn't long enough? He paused because that's his commander and she's going to be careful. He paused and he said, those are his words, not mine. All right. He literally said those are his words, not mine. And someone's correcting us. It might be, it might be Captain. If I could trust, can I trust your green? Where's green? Can I trust that green? He says it's captain. It is captain. All right. A lot of people saying captain. All right. Fair enough. Um, look, how do you feel? All right. I'll do it this way. Because people, man, you bring up Trump, they lose their effing minds.

38:53And I am fully aware of that. That's why when Trump does something good, I'm all about, you know, pushing that forward. No problem. I'll tell you what, hold on. Let's, let's, okay. Let's, let's do the Indian. Let's do something right now positive for Trump. What can we say positive about Trump right now? What has he done right now that positive? Come on. I don't have anything. Give me one. Give me one. I don't have anything at the moment. I mean, that's what I'm saying. It'll be like, no, no, no, I have one left of slayshow. What has he done? I don't have anything at the moment. Is it the Kennedy Center? No, is it the positive? I don't have anything at the moment. You got me. You got me because you know, I, but the next time there is something, maybe somebody in the child will tell us. You went out of the first to honestly give praise to Trump when it's good. But that's what I like. I like that. We're like, we play both sides. That's fine. There's nothing positive to say right now. I tried, but you know, I want to ask the chat, especially with the Canadian tariffs. I mean, it's funny. I mean, Trump, I think, I think,

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40:57I have three young sons and I learn that kids don't just hear. I award. They feel them too. The way we respond in tough moments, the sense of security we provide. They all matters. When we help our kids to feel hurt and supporter, we help and then feel safe and protected. That's why I support first five Scalifornia and their mission to ensure every child has a stronger starting life. Lay them in more at firstfivecaliifornia.com. Trump feels like we have we don't work long enough. Trump feels like that we should pretty much work until we drop dead. They want to raise the retirement age. So he said and get rid of the holidays. And he said, you don't need three dolls. You need one doll. You don't need 10 pencils. You need two pencils. Right. But that but but he wants us to work longer. He thinks that you know, it's it's costing the economy all the days off. We get, oh, well, we all love our days off. I don't care if you're maggot or not.

41:59We all love our days off. Are you are you willing to give up some of your days off for your Lord and savior, Donald J. Trump? Because I'm not. Dude, there was I don't have a real job, but I already know I wouldn't want to give up any of my days. It will work longer. You know the happiest countries in the world are like in like parts of Europe and Scandinavia where they get months off a year. Right. And it's there. They say like and they have all these, you know, categories of what makes you happy. And it's always like, so we've just kept it in the countries and everyone takes care of everybody and they have months off a year and run. We crushed it all summer long. And here we go for our efforts this summer, we made $10. We made $10 for crashing it all summer long. So thank you. Be paid to 903 for the $10 and he says F. Trump. LOL. Oh my. Oh, first of all, thank you for the 10 bucks. That still won't buy one of those fucking pumpkin spice.

43:01See in coffees. Pumpkin spice. I'm going to do the pumpkin spice tomorrow because the numbers on the pumpkin spice, they're insane. And then and now there's something that's trying to take over for the pumpkin spice latte market and it sounds disgusting. Disgusting. We have a huge number today. Maybe we should keep going. Fuck. I want to go. No, no, no, no, that's what it is. It's 42 minutes. Let them wait. Let them get more tomorrow. All right. But we do have to bring up the Tiger Woods story tomorrow. Tiger Woods. Can't drive for five fucking years. He needs a driver. I know I make a joke. I made my silly joke about it. I was I was just as hack as everybody else saying that he needs a driver for the next five years. So he had a D U I, but because he's a huge celebrity, he was able to knock it down to reckless driving. He can't drive for five years and that will mean that he can't drive until he's 55 years old. Believe it or not, Tiger Woods is 50.

44:02He's got four crashes under his belt. So any judge, if you run or I had four crashes under our belt, we would be in deep trouble. But because it's Tiger Woods, and remember the cops are like, Hey, idiot, we need to talk to you. And he's like, I'm talking to the president. No, he said, excuse me. I'm on the phone with the president. You're fucking idiots. And I'm a huge fan of what Tiger did and golf, but this guy is just an idiot. I mean, he's had four crashes. And then because he's a rich celebrity, he got out of it. And you know, he had a good lawyer because the lawyer basically said he, he failed the, the, the field sobriety test. He failed it. And this is brilliant. They said because his legs all fucked up from another crash he had. And he said all these back surgery. So of course he's going to fail. He's, of course he's going to fail the field sobriety test because he, he's a little wobbly on his feet, even when he's sober. So yes, correct. He's got, you know, fucking hit, hit this shoes knee shoulder, obviously back issues, right? But that's dude, obviously, but I mean, it's Tiger Woods a billionaire.

45:05Is he? I shoot. Yeah. With all with all the endorsements exactly. Yeah. Oh, I wonder why that's why his Trump girlfriend was still fucking with him. Yeah. So obviously he has a brilliant attorney. Yeah. Do you do? When would the guy talk? He just, he, he sounds like a pit bull. He said the state couldn't prove DWI. Yeah. He goes, first of all, he had no alcohol on the system. He had prescription drugs on him. Right. He said the state could improve it because of this. Tiger Woods has been taking that medication for so long. He has built up a tolerance that allows him to actually be to drive. Right. He's not impaired because of his tolerance to the drug. Right. And he said he should have never been charged with the charge of DWI. All right. What a fault it, dude. They could have fought it. Yeah. Of course. They let him go because he's huge celebrity and people love the Tiger Woods. And what he accomplished in the PGA. Basically, if he drives again, he goes right to jail and they find him ready for this.

46:06If he drives again, they're going to find him $1,500. Spicy. That's rap. Where's he to get the 1500? You know what the knock on Tiger was because he's so fucking rich. Yeah. Is why is he driving in the first place? Get a fucking driver. Like what? If you had a driver, none of this would have ever, ever happened. Ron, thank you. He was like, Canyon Cliff a couple of years ago. Ron, thanks for the setup. I'm going to tell you exactly why. For real. I'm going to tell you exactly why. But you know what, Ron? That was a knock. Remember I said we made $10 for all this great content this summer. We actually made $15. Oh, 15? I think I can get one of those fucking pumpkins now. Almost right. Almost right. I thank you, Nate. Nate says got speed over by less than hours of hours of old ONA with Lewis. And it makes my job make me want to unlock. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh my God. OK. Oh, wow. Yeah. He used that word that they don't like on the YouTube. They used to allow that word and now that you don't even like that word.

47:08But thank you for your $5 date. And I apologize for not reading that ahead of time. Ron, I got the answer to why he doesn't hire a driver. You got a billionaire that has crashed his car for fucking times. And now I can crash it by the way. Sure. Yeah. Now we can't drive for five years. Got off the hook. He's a lucky man because of his fame. He never had a driver because it couldn't be more obvious. He didn't want any witnesses to what he was up to when he jumped in his fucking escalade and over. Now Florida, that's the only reason he doesn't have a driver. I'm sure of it. It's going to be more obvious. It's my opinion. No, when you're a when you're a drug addict and you're cheating on your wife, you don't want witnesses. You don't want witnesses. So that's hard and do his thing knowing that people are don't know what he's doing. Or we're speaking in hiding. You're always sneaking in hiding. And last, you're really smart and you have the person sign one of those on the floor of your deals and you say, Hey, listen, you're going to see things that, you know, this is the job.

48:11This is why you're getting this amount of money. If you, if you reveal anything, you're going to go into jail. Right. That's what he should have done. Yeah. But when you're an addict, by the way, he's technically a junkie. He's an open addict. Yeah. So you're not thinking clearly 100%. So that's my opinion on that. And I think with that, let's, we have a massive number like massive. But you know what? I got to go tomorrow. Tomorrow about the fuck is it? F you Friday. Whatever reason we got a bunch of new people today. I don't know why. I had no idea. Thank you. We do this every day. This is my friend, Ron Burman, Ron Burman comedy on all the socials. My PayPal's scrolling at the bottom of the screen. And we also have been more Ronnie. We'd appreciate it. By the couple of cool feet. I'm going to tell you why we're getting big numbers. Because we're the only fucking game in town going Monday through Friday, live, six to seven, talking about what is happening right now. Right. The other podcasts are doing it once or twice a week. You're getting old news, bro. We're fucking going Monday through Friday.

49:12Right. This is where you get your new source. Right. We're getting news from Opie and Ronnie. They're seeing it in the coffee. And because you know, there are idiots out there that'll like, they like spinning everything. You know, so we. All right. What everybody? No, no, what do they say? You know, receipts. Here's your receipt. Here's your receipt today. Wait, I don't even know how I, I, whatever. It's over. Right. And we crushed over 20,000. We crushed over 20,000 people on the YouTube channel today. And we're also on the Facebook and everywhere else. We can't sniffle at that. All right. Listen to me. How you really help us is you listen to the audio version of this on your podcast app. Just search Opie unfiltered. Please. All right. That's it. Have a great day, Ryan. We'll see you guys tomorrow for every. Tomorrow is after you Friday. Who do we got? We got Tony P and Eric. I don't know. It's Paul in America. Make it count at the Ram Drive into Fall sales event. Make it powerful with our strongest Ram 1500 ever.

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