The Suey Awards: Best Limited Fake | Hour 3

0:00It's one of my favorite times. There's that point in every summer where I start convincing myself, I'm going to be normal about football this year. Not as emotional. Not lose myself completely in it. And then the game start. The sprinklers. The smell of grass. The roar of the crowd. The toasting of Miller Light. Ah, that right there my friends. That's my favorite part about all of this because make it football time is great. Make it football time a Miller time. That's special. Some of my favorite weekends are built around football. Getting everybody together, putting the college games on on Saturday come back for the NFL on Sunday, order way too much food, and crack open Miller lights for me and my friends. That's a perfect weekend for me. And Miller light is a beer I reach for every time because it's crisp, refreshing, and easy to drink. Especially when football starts. When it's still somehow down here. 90 degrees in Miami. It's a true American pilsner that cools the body down the original light beer since 1975 and just 96 calories and 3.2 carbs. Legendary game days start with a Miller light.

1:00Make game day legendary. Go to Miller light.com slash stand by delivery options near you or you can pick up some Miller light pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Game time is Miller time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller brewing company Milwaukee Wisconsin 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces. We are listening to the down levatar show in partnership with the Draftkins Sports Act now live in all 50 estates tomorrow. September 2nd is Draftkins game day. Guys, I'm super pumped about this. There are so many things that we've had to keep secret over the last few days. So many awesome things. Draftkins and Draftkins sports have planned for you tomorrow. Draftkins sports is celebrating football season with free gas in Atlanta, Dallas, Detroit, Los Angeles and the 305 Miami plus new offers and promotions throughout the day. Download the Draftkins Sports app now.

2:02So you're ready. Use code day when you sign up. Draftkins sports is live in all 50 estates and partnership with Draftkins. The crown is yours and tomorrow our show is celebrating DK game day in a very big and bold way. We're broadcasting live from a gas station in Miami to bring you the show Olympics. Zaz represents a levatar show. 10-day Tony represents mystery crate. Matthew Coco represents nothing personal with David Samson. They will compete in a tire toss, a perfect pump challenge and a windshield wash relay. And fans, you hear my voice right now. You can follow along and make picks in a free to play contest on the Draftkins sports app right now. Go ahead and do it. We put the link out on our socials. You can help decide with your voice who you think is going to win the show Olympics. So Zaz, though, are you going to be all show tomorrow at a gas station flipping tires?

3:02Do you know how it is that this whole thing works and we're giving away free gas? What other details can we give people so they can prepare for the idea that they need to get to a gas station? What time are we going to tell people where the free gas is? Dan, as you can imagine, I don't know if you picked up a newspaper late, late, but gas in this economy is a great giveaway. So some of these things have to maintain a level of secrecy so you don't have an entire circus out there. So at no point did I say Zaz was going to be flipping tires. That was not in here. Be so hard to flip tires. For an entire show. So hard. That's not one of the show Olympic categories. No, no, no. A tire toss. Yeah. Yeah. He'll be throwing a football through tires. Right through that hole. The way that sexually suggested a boner pill adds do. Are you going to be out on the street all show tomorrow from a gas station? I thought this line was very easy to fall. We are going to be broadcasting live.

4:03I'll answer it. Yes. From the gas station that Draftking Sports is giving away free gas at, we are going to use this as a sandbox to promote our incredible partners, Draftking's giving stuff away. I'm going to be doing all kinds of activities. And Zaz is going to be flipping tires all show just to make you happy because now we have to do that. So we've got a couple of things over the next couple of weeks that I want to inform the audience on. And especially if you are folks who watch the show on YouTube. As I've told you guys before, we are on now in more places than we've ever been. It's not just the Draftking's network. It's not just Samsung TV Plus or the Roku channel or Visio Watch Free Plus. It's not just Draftking's network.com. It's also peacock and NBC Sports now. And if you're doing it via podcast, it's Apple, it's Spotify, it's Amazon music. It's also as a radio show, Sirius XM Channel 85. But what we're doing over the next few weeks on the YouTube channel specifically today,

5:09from 1 o'clock till 6 o'clock, commercial free, if you're a Miami fan and you want to get excited about a very exciting college football season. And I think I can say this flatly, this is the most exciting expectation and the opposite of the Miami Dolphin season. It's the most exciting expectation for a Miami hurricane season this century. I feel like I can say that maybe 2001 is, if not this century in the last 25 years, the last quarter century, this is a season of great expectation for the University of Miami. And from 1 to 6, this venture that Mike Ryan has gotten off the ground over the last couple of years with a lot of help, Cain's insight is going to be doing live programming on our YouTube channel. And of course, where it is, you can get Cain's insight, Cain's insight.com and on YouTube, wherever it is that you find these things. But also next week, we're going to have programming that is more than just our show. David Samson's show is going to start at 7 o'clock in the morning to lead into our show.

6:14And we're also going to have programming after that as well, after our show next week, as we try to expand a little bit, the vibrancy of your mornings here and connect some things within our network that we've been working for five years to connect. So next week is going to have as we head into football season, starting in earnest is going to have a bit of a blossoming here where you're going to be able to get more live stuff over more hours just on our YouTube channel if you're somebody who follows this that way. Yeah. And if you have YouTube TV, NBC Sports, sprouted recently a 24 seven sports channel, the old NBC Sports Network that is alive on YouTube TV and our show re-airs there. Thank you for the opportunity today on our YouTube channel. I know you mentioned it's for Dihard, Miami, Hurricane's fans. It absolutely is every year. We do hurricane, but there are big time national college football voices. I would venture to say the biggest national college football voices are going to be joining our show. My favorite analyst in all of the sport Greg McElroy, he's joining us at two then at two

7:1830, a great hurricane. One of my dear friends Kevin Clark is going to be joining us with David Lake, who is one of the best information guys in the business when it comes to the Miami Hurricanes. Then Bruce Feldman is joining us, the bear and Stanford C preview this upcoming week one matchup. Josh Pate at four o'clock, Brett McMurphy, Linda Fletcher, Mark Fletcher's mom who famously drives to every game that the Miami Hurricanes feature in in our RV. Now that was gifted to her by my brother. She tried in Friday nights. She's already on her way. So Linda Fletcher, who's an incredible mother, raised a tremendous young man. She'll be joining us and plenty of surprises that are also in barcode that I cannot share. You were not here yesterday when I suggested too much outrage because that's what happens when you go against the norm that we do away with all of the silly superficial packaging and just officially take college football and just make it minor league football, not just in name, but in actuality by removing the eligibility requirements that the toothless

8:21NCAA insists on enforcing even though the NCAA can no longer actually enforce its rules and get competitive labor salaries in a place where somebody who finishes college and can't quite make it to the NFL still has an ability to earn a living because you allow players to stick around for eight and nine years and do away with the idea that education is mandatory or classroom students is mandatory. The illusion really, the falsehood. I'm not saying that kids don't get college educations and I'm also not saying that college education is not important, although it's less important than it's ever been now that people can cheat their way through college football by just using AI and now that the professors are using AI so they don't have to actually read your papers. Like college has never been worth less than it is now and I'm saying that because as low and I don't know the percentages on this. You mean just in terms of value because yes, college has gotten a lot more expensive over

9:24years. Yeah, but I don't mean in terms of what it costs. I mean in terms of the value to people given that you can now cheat your way through college by just having computers do your work for you. Or you can learn the skills necessary to adapt to an ever changing workplace. Yeah, and unfortunately the degree has never been more necessary to get a job. That's right. You're learning less than ever. You also need that degree more than ever. It's a really great time to be a young person in America. It's all a cartel. I'm going to be normal about football this year. Not as emotional. Not lose myself completely in it. And then the game start the sprinklers, the smell of grass, the roar of the crowd, the toasting of Miller Light. Ah, that right there, my friends. That's my favorite part about all of this because make it football time is great.

10:28Make it football time a Miller time. That's special. Some of my favorite weekends are built around football. Getting everybody together, putting the college games on on Saturday, come back for the NFL on Sunday, order way too much food, and crack open Miller lights for me and my friends. That's a perfect weekend for me. And Miller Light is a beer I reach for every time because it's crisp, refreshing, and easy to drink. Especially when football starts. When it's still somehow down here, 90 degrees of Miami, it's a true American pilsner that cools the body down the original light beer since 1975 and just 96 calories and 3.2 carbs. Legendary game days start with a Miller Light. Make game day legendary, go to MillerLight.com slash stand to find delivery options near you, or you can pick up some Miller Light pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Game time is Miller time. Celebrate responsibly, Miller Brewing Company will walk you Wisconsin 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces. Down lebertar. John, can you rate my alpachino from that billiard scene in Carlitos way if I do it for you? I think it's pretty good.

11:28Yeah. Jenna dan sassilo. You think you're big time? What are you gonna die? Big time. That is my infamous scale of one to ten. That's a seven point six. Solid. Good job, dad. Good job, dad. That's a sweet nominee right there. This is the down lebertar show. I am not disagreeing with it. This is my premise and I want you guys to think about this for a second because speaking of cartels. What I mentioned yesterday is the NFL has an obvious monopoly. They are the most lucrative sports league in the history of earth, more than $20 billion dollars a year. And they get their minor leagues for free because college football is that so they don't have

12:30to do what basketball has to do with the G league. They don't have to do what baseball has to do with the minor leagues. And I'm somebody who wants employees to be paid the most that they can be paid in competitive work spaces. When I tell you that this NFL season says there are gonna be players all over the NFL making a great deal less than certain college players. When I tell you that if a player finishes college after five years and doesn't make the NFL, that player doesn't have a way to earn money anywhere but in Europe where the salaries are abysmal on what it is you have to do to play professional football in Europe. You essentially have people who aren't quite good enough to get to the pros fail to make the Browns and now Lane Kiffin tries to make him make them your tight end and what happens

13:32is the courts are involved and the SEC and the big 10 get real precious about protecting their powers on stuff. But all of them are protecting what are antiquated rules when I present to you as the fact, not the opinion and the absurdity of the fact that all over college football there will be players paid more than professionals are played to start NFL games this season. That's gonna happen all over the league. Once you've allowed that as the insanity of what it is that you're doing, you no longer have to play by the previous rules of pretending that the books or the classes matter. I understand that people are precious about this but what's wrong with my idea of just make the college programs full blown minor league professional franchises that have to run on professional budgets and are trying to get the best players even if that player is in his eighth year of college because that's the tight end you want. He wasn't quite good enough to make the pros but he's better than any of the kids you've

14:32got coming up that you'd have to develop. Well, the part that I would object to is it sounds like you don't like how when a player finishes his eligibility at school and if he's not good enough for the pros, what does he do now? Well, that's, I mean, that's life. That's the job mark. That's also the argument for why you still offer college degrees, especially now if they have an opportunity to make money. You have learned the skill sets and background knowledge on finances to do literally the point with that leg up. And if you're going to say, well, let's be realistic about that. Dan, brother, at some point that's operator error and the honest follows on these young men to do something with that education that's being offered. I mean, don't you, you aren't made aware that even when you get that scholarship to play football in school, somebody's there telling you this doesn't mean you're going pro after this. And I would say what Dan is saying is already here kind of schools operating on professional budgets.

15:33Let's stop pretending that this is amateurism. I think we're kind of already there. But why not keep going? It's what I'm saying. Once you're already there, why not? Because I require because I requires collectively bargaining the sport in which they have to come to an agreement with the representative for the labor and they don't want to do that because I want to keep most of the catch for themselves. And we want to feel the vibes on Saturdays. No, but the vibes will be the same. No, it'll be different though. There's a lot that I agree with when it comes to what Dan said. The NFL has had a free minor league feeder system for decades on end. Now it is smart business for this league to see how the NCAA fixes this. But if I am government and the government has been trying to inject itself into saving college sports, what I do is I leverage that antitrust agreement that the NFL has to have a monopoly in this nation. And I say, you come to the table and you provide some guidance. You provide some foundation here and a pipeline to get to the next level. And if you don't get into the next level, then career opportunities and training programs

16:34for people that go through that system and get rejected, whether it be broadcasting, whether it be scouting for an office things, I would really hold the NFL's feet to the fire and have them help be part of the solution over here. But I would also want the labor to have a seat at the table and they very clearly want to come out. Well, but this is what I'm objecting to among other things, but you don't get to have a monopoly and a free feeder system and get to keep all the rules the way they already are when you guys are sitting here and making the argument, well, a guy knows that if he goes to college, he might not make the pros. Yes, the odds are overwhelmingly against you being able to have a more professional career than after your minor league career, just like in baseball, the odds are overwhelmingly against it. But here's the thing, though, Zazlow, when you say, well, you can get your degree in something or you got your degree in something else and you can stop playing football. If you go to college and you study engineering, yeah, you've got a number of different places

17:37where you can work. Not one. Not one. You don't have to become a plumber after that because you've got one option in football. You have one real option to keep your career going. What if you are one of these players who's good enough to make $4 million a year in college, but not good enough to play in the pros? Shouldn't you be able to keep making $4 million if there's a coach out there who still wants you to be his quarterback beyond a fourth year? I mean, I would say no because you're entering like you're looking at going to school on a football scholarship is okay. Football is going to be my profession. Okay, fine, but you're entering a territory where man really limited opportunities for the job that I'm trying to get into. Yeah, again, I disregard your hypothetical here. It's not just football for the people that are going to school on a football scholarship. They have an education. I might think it's taking that. Thank you, man. I'm not taking away the education from those people.

18:39I'm giving all of the people there the rights to get an education. I'm just making it more competitive for the money, which is what sports is. Right, but your take is built on a fallacy because it's not just football. They have a better opportunity to hedge against their career. I don't. If I'm out of this workforce, I am F'd because I put all my eggs in what is tantamount to the football basket. And I got my career while I was in school. I wasn't even able to finish getting my BA degree. So no, they have opportunities that are incredible. The football is supposed to afford them the opportunity to do all these other things. Like a player like Quinn Eurs who turned down way more money to return to college, only to go to the pros bet on himself and it appears that that bet is failing. He has given himself a leg up already because he made millions in college to do something with his life. He's made unbelievable connections. And he also has a college education to fall back on. It is not this all-in type of proposition for someone like that.

19:39But I get what Dan is saying, which is that if you had a situation where there was essentially an unlimited amount of eligibility for these college programs, Quinn Eurs wouldn't have felt the need to bet on himself that way. Like if the Texas Longhorns were the direct minor league program for the Dallas Cowboys, and you could be promoted and demoted as many times as was necessary, just like in Major League Baseball. But if you were optioned, you know, that fifth time or whatever, now you're a free agent again, and some other program could pick you up. You know, if you're JJ McCarthy, you get sent down to Minnesota to be a gofer for reps to then come back up to the Vikings in that program. Y'all would be really excited about that. A program? Yes, a program. What's happening with it? Well, he's got a country album that's coming out on Friday and I don't want to promote it too much, but he's very eager. Y'all are going to love it. Promote it. We'll get to that in a second. You get that accent. That accent's not from your part of the country. When you like to see, and again, I'm making the example absurd on purpose because we're

20:40already at absurd. I'd like Sarkeesian to have to make the decision of whether he wants to have viewers for an eighth year or whether Archmaning is what someone who can take viewers job and just did have it make that decision. But you know what I'm saying? To have it be even more competitive for the dollars and to have it be even more professional than it is because it's already at an unprecedented amount of professional and we're just pretending it's still amateurism. I think your main problem is like everything that you're saying, we're already there. We're already there. I think the only thing that's missing is the most obvious thing and it's why there are a card tells because they're cutting out the labor force. That's what I'm telling you. I don't like about this and I just don't know where it is that I can push it to where you're going to find it palatable because it's already been pushed to a place that people are not objecting to Zaz. Like I've been really surprised that college football has not sustained any kind of prestige

21:41yet even though it's become a kind of professional that would have been unfathomable as recently as five years ago. I think that there is things that don't cost the NFL a lot of money and that they can actually look at, hey we can get an ROI from this. If you have them help establish some rules and the labor force in college is far more likely to agree to that if they know that this is the same set of rules that's at the next level. If the NFL comes to the table with things like a job placement program for people that go through the cycle of the league and end up not being able to cut it, then I think that there is some real good value here. You also probably have to silo it because everything that you're saying, there's probably someone that's over there that is a title 9 person and a non revenue sports person saying what do we do for this? Yeah, of course. That's always going to exist and you've still got a monopoly with a free minor league and we're going to still keep pretending that all of this is amateur because people like to go on campus on Saturday and remember what it was like at the Fratt House 35 years

22:42ago. Tony, you know that moment at a party or at a tailgate where everything just sort of clicks. I know it well. Usually when I show up, everybody goes crazy. Yeah, you usually take all the credit for it, but it's because Tony usually walks in with queer. Blocking like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Queervo is a thing that turns hanging out into this is the night. It has that effect on people. It does. You usually take the credit for it, but again, it's the queer vote effect. It's like that moment in a big game where everyone in the crowd just starts standing up, hooting and hollering. Keep it queer, vote. Keep it queer, baby. Down levitar. I hope he goes to your town so I can laugh because you think he'll make you a contender. Who's that impression of? The sports guy. Oh, oh, oh, it's a more than a message. It's a Zep. Let me hear some more. Dave, then a check. I don't do a good sentence, but that's what I'm doing right now. That's maybe the worst sentence ever heard. Hey, man, that's a bad impression. I need media. This is the down levitar show.

23:50We've got another Sui category to get to. This is best limited fake. You can do the voting at levitardaf.com. And now the Sui nominees for best limited fake. Zazlow's limited fake. Mo green from the Godfather. I'm Mo green. I made my bones when you're going out with cheerleaders. Tony Colotty, you'd limited fake George Costanza from Seinfeld. Jerry, I scheduled the tax. I couldn't change it. Roy Bellamy's limited fake Rose saying Vancouver canucks. Levitoncova canucks. Chris Cody's limited fake Bob Dylan. Zazlow's limited fake. Barsity blues. I don't want your life. Zazlow's limited fake Al Pacino in two for the money. I want to be John Anthony. Mike Ryan and Jeremy Tashay's limited fake pirates offended by Pegleg. I be filing a letter over to my HR.

24:52You can so kindly read that for me. Nate McLeod. Thoughts else? No, seriously, there's open up this scroll. Oh, wow, there's really something here. He just wanted to go with his own. A horror, I think. The one you were inviting. I have been repeatedly referred to as Pegleg in the workplace. Well I'm known for my married time enthusiasm. This be a step too far. There be no known correlation between scurvy and them loss. Also Dan confused two black cubies, and that should not go unpunished. Captain Jack Bobo. Amine Elhacin limited fake Chris Meddog Russo. He's the voice of the world series. He's about to be right down the middle. Zazlow limited fake Nikki from obsession. No, no, no, no, we were having a nice day. Amine Elhacin limited fake Stephen A Smith. I mean, it's a propossus, Dan Lepetard. The next hand lost in 45 days, and then 45 showed up.

25:52You think that's a coincidence? Jeremy Tashay limited fake Fred from Sanford, and son. I'm coming Elizabeth. Oh, Lord. Chris Cody limited fake to a tag of my all over. So I want to throw to them, but there's these, they're tall in front of me, and I, I don't see him. But I really want you to think that I know what I'm doing here. So I'm going to talk like I really think that they're just tall. So I just, I don't see them. Is that your two? That's my two. I work on that. It's more the tone of like I'm saying something really important. You have a cadence. Thank you. Because I'm really just trying to sound smart. Mike Ryan and Tony Colata, you's limited fake Curt Cousins meeting for Nando Mendoza. I can't imagine how long that handshake is going to be. It's going to be a lot. I do it. Hey, no, no, no, no. To honor me, you. What are you doing? I can't wait to go on this ride with you. I saw you, I saw you playing Atlanta. You did great stuff. Big fan. Big fan, big fan. Big fan of yours. Big fan of how you approached your family.

26:53I like how you. Oh, I love yours. I like yours. How's your dad? He's great. Yeah. My family. I don't season it at all. Mike Ryan limited fake Lou Holtz. I do love a gown being visited by the ghost that Christmas past. The show's limited fake Steven A Smith. Bavakwa. Yeah, it is. Has it overtaken Rachon Estep? It's an inch. Tiago's splitter. It's in the class. Bavakwa. Tlava Medvedenko. This week we have a walk off. Tasters in a spirits for the first time. September 1971. Roy Bellamy limited fake James Brown. This is a man's will. Jessica Smetana limited fake Adam Sandler. Do you yabba never do? That's what I'm picturing this wedding. This wedding officiating like look who's here.

27:54It's Timothy Shalamy. Chris Cody and Mike Ryan limited fake Adam Sandler. I did. We're dearly beloved. We have gathered here today. Is that Adam Sandler? Did you eat only mandarin? My gravity if you accept please say she be to do Mike Ryan limited fake Christopher walk it. So I put a bullet in his eye. Then I put two more in him just to make sure. So if you have doubts about what's going to happen if you don't deliver. Let me tell you something. I'll make gravy. I'm your little girl. Dave Damage check limited fake Chris Burman. Look, Dan. Look, there are a lot of football teams out there. We picked the wrong ones on this day. Look, there are a lot of teams in the AFCs. But the Miami dolphins are truly atrocious back on the blitz. Chris Cody limited fake Al Pacino in any given Sunday. On this team we tear ourselves and everyone around us to pieces for that inch.

28:55We claw with our fingernails for that inch because we know that's going to make the difference between winning and losing. Between living and dying and either we heal as a team. Or we will die as individuals. Wow. That's football guys. I'm surprised you read everything perfectly. That's all it is. Mike Ryan limited fake Michael McDonald. I haven't heard Mike's Mike McDonald in a long time. I've been worried shopping. Be ready next week. Oh really? You're going to have a new day. We're all kidding. This is very exciting. And the idea that we're going to break out Mike McDonald again because he has a cool release. Zazlow limited fake hit man from Scarface. You think I killed women and children? You think that's what I do? And then he shoots me there. Where's your now? The shipping container limited fake Ed Orgeron.

29:57That's a practice round that he's like, oh, right now. Here we go. That's pretty good. Thank you. Quite the four play there. All right. We do want to run. All right. Here we go now. Does everybody have the right letters? Chris is good. Don't tread on me. We're not recruiting Joe Burrell. Jeremy Tashay's brother limited fake Jeremy Tashay without Greg Cody knowing. Greg's absolutely right. We're running around at the Jackrabbits pace and running around in the jet era. You know, the Miami Heat really are one of those teams. You don't want to see in the first round. Is it a lethal? Yes, I'm George Harrison. I'm from the Beatles. And you know, Kalo, we're dominating last night on the glass. Taser and Taser. All you need is love, am I right? Da talking. Kid Miro limited fake. Yannis at Tetsukunbo. The Milwaukee report is a man. Nice to him. They asked the questions. Oh, Yannis, do you consider this season a failure? And then the whole, the member, the eddyk. You ask me this. You ask me this before again.

30:57Sue, now I tell you it's fair. It's not failure. It's not failure. It's all that shit to the New York Post. Chris Cody limited fake John Skipper till in Decom. Thank you, Dan Lebertot. I do believe Miss Linda will have to sit out a day of work. We will pay her, of course, but she can come back in a 24 hours time. I was fog-orn-leg-orn at the end. Wait, I got to get Dan so, Kate, you like that impression? No. I do declare that it is a decent impression. Jessica Smetana limited fake misogynist, Bane. Shall we talk about filet mignon again? I agree with the jazz that I was very happy to meet. And if you eat it, you might turn into a woman. Oh, what? I don't know. Jessica Smetana limited fake. On Faithful Bane. He had a public break up with a girlfriend. And he cheated on her allegedly with Cuban girls. Yeah, I mean, it played out publicly. What for larynx to do?

31:58All right. The eating is very cool, right, Tony? Not, I didn't say that. Whoa. I mean, we're struggling. I thought you agreed with him. I said, when you get to Miami, things are different. I mean, Tony, you're a cheater. A man gets tempted, zoning someone she could do. Two, two. I just shunned you just three times. Because I didn't, because I disagreed. There was a legend. It was a legend. Allegedly. What is a legend? You just said this one thing that I just said. No, I said it completely different. No, you said it the exact same. No. I didn't say the seaworth. Whoa. What? I thought you were two words. I said it at the same time. One, two, three. Cheated. Thank you, Dan. Amine Elhasen limited fake doc rivers. I mean, this is doc. Oh, shit. What's up, man? You tell me. I'm not following. Never thought. Because I was a little show. And there's even mentioned my name. I did not get fired. I retired. I'll buy own version. You're right here spreading an accurate report like Psalms.

33:01Where's Lodz and you need him? Amine Elhasen limited fake Barack Obama. Ha, ha, ha, ha. You did you see that, a motherfucker fired? President Obama? Man, I was talking to Michelle. And who's talking about it? And Michelle said, you know who get a kick out of this? Amine? I'm flattered, Mr. President, but I think he actually retired. Hey, listen to me. He got fired. Now, some folks are fired. They want to believe he retired. Amine Elhasen limited fake fibula. Well, I mean, it is me, fibula, blah. I'm just calling on behalf of my good friend, Doug Rivers. And I want you to know that he totally retired completely and that his own free will Dan Lebitard limited fake fibula. That's a bold fist law. I was trying to do. I was trying to do fibula and I did it poorly. No, we know. That's a bold fist law. Amine Elhasen limited fake old school internet connections.

34:03Evan Cohen and Mike Ryan limited fake Zazlow. You're a big guy. I'm a small guy. I'm Jonathan Zazlow. I'm the funniest pin radio. Oh, just thinking impression. That's a very big guy. Bad impression. Who are you doing? I'm a small guy. Hey, that's not awesome. That is not an awesome. I'm trying to say that's all good impression of bad impression. That's bad impression. Bad impression. I haven't heard a good Zazlow impersonation. Anyone that I've heard trying to give a Zazlow impersonation, you're not the real thing. I'm the funniest pin radio. I know. I know. Who's talking? I third. Is it me or me? And me. I'm Jonathan Zazlow. Yes, pin radio. Honey, it's pin radio. Mike Ryan and Chris Cody limited fake Zazlow family reunion. You're noticing the SNL of the Sandler party. That's how I imagine the Zazlow party. Yeah! All with backward tab. Awesome. Awesome. To see. Awesome. You know about that missionary?

35:04That's how it's done. What's the spread of the unison? This quits high food. Tim Kirkchin limited fake Barry Bonds. Hey, you do it a little man. I mean, El Hassan limited fake Ben Stein. Here's the thing. My food is really hard talking about gambling. Clear eye. What do you sound like, shock G? Breson piece. I once got busy in a birth king bathroom. That's pretty good. Right there in Brickle. Greg Cody limited fake Miami Heat Broadcaster Eric Reed. Tonight is not a monster night in South Florida sports. It's the seventh biggest night in South Florida sports history this year. That's the first time Zaz has complimented me this month. The 33rd time in his career. Dan Lebertard limited fake Cyrus from the Warriors. Warriors come out and play. Jason Bonetti limited fake droopy singing Mary Tyler Moore who can take a nothing day

36:04and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile. It's you Dan and you should know it with each glance in every little movement you show it. Love is all around. No need to waste it. You can have the town. Why don't you take it? You're going to make it after all. Tony Colotty you limited fake Christopher walking. Cock-a-walk baby Dave Damace check limited fake Bill Simmons. I hope he goes to your town so I can laugh. Because you think he'll make you a contender. I don't do a good thing but that's what I'm doing right now. Amine El-Hasson limited fake when Bonnayama getting ejected. Oh, Lala I have to leave. Okay, okay. Salut let me say goodbye to all my friends. Okay. Goodbye Dearhan. Goodbye Jeremy. Goodbye. Vaselle. Goodbye Johnson. Goodbye Katabayan. Don't mess up anymore. Mike Ryan limited fake RFK Jr. I don't know how you're getting read. But I know how you're getting measles. Greg Cody limited fake voice module. Hello, this is not Greg Cody.

37:06That kind of thing. Okay, not any questions. I do agree with Greg. Why are you talking so slow? I hope it's me to win this opener. It's because you can hear yourself. It's kind of awkward. Greg do you have a back of my day? What? I stand behind Greg for not doing back in my days anymore. You'll have him singing songs and doing so many and so many things that is ridiculous and yet know it. Talk faster. What are you talking so slow? I'm talking about my normal speed. This is saying my wife loves this deep sexy voice. I'll tell you that. There you go. How would you talk to her with it? Yeah, baby. What's her wife's name? I forget. You're not Greg. So I'm not Greg. My wife's name is Eileen. Eileen. Eileen the way.

38:08Yeah, no. Mike Ryan limited fake dance dogs inner monologue. This is Dan's door for a lights here on the top. Which is, I mean, let's be honest. It's a four persons fish. Bottom video best. We go high grades. The whole with a little cruise cruise on the side. Tloppy is a trashy fish. It really is. Seabass, you guys pecanning. No, I'm serious. Eileen. You think I am fancy. You should see the cat. Amine L. Hassan limited fake FBI director, cash Patel. If the Miami Heat defeat the Victor Wembenyama San Antonio's first alternative heat up on their championship aspirations. I don't think I can do this with you all show. You can bet on it. The listeners know what I mean. Dan, and you can bet on that Mike Ryan limited fake dance inner monologue.

39:11I got a wrestling shit out of here. I thought my percent interrupt. We showed him who his boss just crampled his ass. Chris Fowler is in the weight room. One of my favorite Instagram. It's so hard for me not to answer that voice. There was a little wall in the action. I might just split in to make sure there was no awkward silence. And he did the wrestling thing, but I decided. You. I don't know what to do with the fact that the monologue is what's actually happening in my head. We should go back to the wrestling top. Go. Count how you're trying to be Phil Henry. It's Henry. No one's got a notice. I said Henry. Oh, you said. Play it back. Someone clip it. Count how you're trying to be Phil Henry. Mike Ryan limited fake Greg Codys inner monologue. His heart is glad that Dave Hyde was canned. There I said it. Speaking of cans. No light. That's coming tonight. We're going to get safe drunk. Drunk. I really not on my the good Cody spectrum of drunk safe drunk.

40:16A good nine beer boys. Just to take you at your. I'm not a little bit more drunk. I was doing it. It's a week. Yeah. Yeah. It's a two. Yeah. Yeah. Weekends. You'll never see me without a beer in my hand. Straight up. Well, I want to know like I'm safe. Oh, 11 E. Whiskey. Broke bushes. Jason Bonetti limited fake boot. Shum. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Weekends. Yeah. I was told that there were rules to this. So I, you know, I didn't know you did. I didn't know you had a book. Shum in your repertoire. I didn't know that. You know, it's fine. But I thought over friends.

41:17Well, let me take that gameplay to you. Um, let's take that. Let me take that. Let's take that. Yeah. Let's take that. LebotardAF.com is where you can vote on that all week. The Suis will continue all week. And I'm looking at my television, at what I'm assuming, yeah. They said the time of day has to be a rear of get up. And there it is. As low. Can you feel it? Is cowboys roster? Built to make deep playoff run. question up any time of year, any year, and get content out of it. Not good content, but content.