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1:02Go to chime.com-slash-disclosures for details. You're listening to the Dunlabata Show in partnership with the Draft King Sports Act now live in all 50 states. I know it's football day, but quick on baseball. You guys watching Elie De La Cruz lately, I know you're not, you should be. I'm an Elie guy. Because this guy, I know you are. You're an Elie De La Cruz guy. I mean, I'm a good guy. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, Elie De La Cruz. Yeah. But Elie De La Cruz, look, he's playing in meaningless games at this point for the Reds. But in those games, he's been playing against the Bruers and the Dodgers. So two teams that could win the national league over the last five games he has, nine hits in his 19 at bats. He scored five times. He's got two doubles, five homers, five straight games with a homer. He hit one 460 feet off Terrick's Google and in that same inning, Teosker Hernandez was going for an inside the park home run. And Elie De La Cruz got the cut off from like mid center field and threw it home, got him

2:04by six feet. Why? Because he threw it 105 miles an hour on a cut off. And it was a great throw. It was a perfect throw. One hop to the catcher put it in a perfect spot. He is one of the most electric players in all of sports. He's been doing it against some of the best teams. Elie De La Cruz, salute to you, sir. You are worth a toast and worth a toast is presented by Cuervo. Keep it fun. Keep it Cuervo. Keep watching Elie De La Cruz. If we're talking about cruises and I think of O'Neal Cruises, I love cruises. I know you do. Go on another one. I'm going on another one in a couple of months. I like that. Does O'Neal Cruz look like the best base by the way? Make sure we got a balcony. You know, I'm talking about. It's O'Neal Cruz or Elie De La Cruz. You know, these two guys in uniform. I'm talking about. You put those two guys in a uniform? If you line up O'Neal Cruz against any player in baseball, I said that's the best baseball player. Maybe. Well, I know you saw Sandy all contra in uniform as a pitcher and he is a beast as well. Like if I say that's the best pitcher because that guy can throw 100 miles an hour, he's

3:05one of the guys built that way because he's like somehow built, but also Lanky and the way you need to be as a pitcher. O'Neal Cruz is an absolute monster monster. Monster monster. If you look at him, I was on the, I was in the infield kind of on the side by the dugouts when he came out for the Dominican baseball of warmups and pranks. And I was like, who's, is that a tight end? Where'd that guy come from? When they both had their dreads hanging out of the back, Elie De La and O'Neal were doppelgangers through and through. I mean, they look the exact same standing on the left side of the batter's box. They play very similarly to stars. Let's go boxes. The point. I didn't hear no bell yet. The bucks are still chasing their wild. No, you're right. You're right. They're still right there. It'll take less of a miracle than it would take for the Marlins. All right. Thanks, Jeremy. And Jeremy Lads, who looks most like a football player to you? Like you don't know anything about them, but you just like remove the deeds that you're aware of and just kind of in your brain like that. Active. Most anybody you want. Jerome Betts, Jack Lambert, I think people.

4:07Jerome Betts. Yeah, he doesn't look like a football player to you. No. It's a fat guy. It looks like a D-Line, then. You know, but like when he was in his prime with the Rams and then the being of the Steelers, one fat. I'll play your game. Luke Keekley. Gilbert Brown. No. Who'd you go, Roy? Gilbert Brown. Gilbert Brown. Does he say drone brown? I'm going to Gilbert Brown. David and Jokou. David and Jokou looks like a football player. Yeah. I was like, if I didn't know who David and Jokou was and I saw him walk and I'd be like, that guy plays football. Yeah. Joe Alt. I look at Joe Alt and I'm like, that, I don't know what he plays on the offensive line. That guy plays football. I somehow, this is, this tells me a lot about your world view. It's sort of like the ginger, Mary Ann thing in a weird way. To me, it's, I'm going to go with Andre Tippett, OLB Hall of Famer for the New England Patriots when they still wore the good, the good uniforms, the, the Pat Patriot uniforms. Look him up. Like, yeah, you got to tape up your wrists.

5:08You got to tape, I think you got to run the tape from your wrist almost up to the elbow. You know? You got to rip driller, Mike Ryan. I like taping it up to the elbow. How about, you know, who else look good? You know who had the ultimate football aesthetic, maybe Jeremy Shockey. Uh, Jeremy Shockey. Yeah, Jeremy Shockey. Hanford Dixon. No, Jeremy Shockey. And I also don't know who Hanford Dixon is. Hanford Dixon of the Cleveland Browns with Frank Minifield, man. Oh, Frank Minifield. I don't know who either of those people are. That one at the height of the Bernie Kosard, Cleveland Browns, Hanford Dixon, number 29 at the head of Long Towel, hanging down almost to his ankles. Literally, look him up. It's a crazy thing. He had to be tall. Yeah, the long towel. Yeah, I don't know who these people are. Sorry. I know Bernie, but I don't remember really watching Bernie when he was good. Look at that helmet there. I feel like if you take that, that helmet looks like if you take it off, it has no padding on the inside. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

6:08Yeah, I think that's different time. That's why everyone freaks out about the Guardian cabs. Like the football aesthetics change. The pads were huge and the pads are small. We're going to get used to this Guardian. Look, have you seen the Guardian helmets this year? A year over your improvement. A much better. Body last night for the Rams. One of the offensive lineman was where I'm like, oh, look. Yeah, yeah. And it looked better. Wait till 4.0 comes out. I mean, we're all going to be used to this and guys will end up looking cool in them. Tony, you had a big problem with Vegas Raiders coach, Clint Kubiak. A couple of days ago. I very much like by the way, but the issue is he's a liar. Yeah, what happened here? So to everybody's complete shock, Adam Schaefter came out with a tweet a couple of days ago, where it's like, hey, Brock Bowers, knee scope, Maniscus, he'll be out a couple of games. And everybody's like, what? Like he was just practicing. And Clint Kubiak had the unmitigated goal to come out. The tamarity. The tamarity. And then they're put, and by the way, you know, from a local perspective, you got the Raiders, they are playing the dolphins this weekend. So we are especially interested in that.

7:10And Brock Bowers is what the best titan in football. We can all agree. Yeah. It's a traumatic bribe, but okay. I feel like it's pretty close. I'd probably get really good. The edge to Bowers, but when you look at him, he's been practicing. There's been really no issues. And it's like, all right, Raiders are ready to go. Dolphins are ready to go. And Clint Kubiak gets on the microphone. 90 minutes, maybe a little bit more, a little bit less of the Adam Schaefter tweet coming out. So the Raiders is going to miss maybe multiple games with a knee scope. This is what he had to say when asked about his players. Clint, you got a couple of players Max Krosby and Brock Bowers that were dealing with injuries last year. Come out injuries. We didn't see Max during preseason just a little bit of Brock Bowers or both of those guys cleared to play and are they ready to go on something? We're expecting to have all our guys ready for Sunday. 90 minutes after. Yeah, he's scheduled for knee scope on Tuesday with a doctor in Dallas. Excuse me. Is he just flat out lying to everybody? Yes. When he says, yeah, everybody's going to be ready to play knowing they're already scheduled. Well, his caveat was we're expecting.

8:12We're expecting everyone to be ready to play. Which I just, it's a lie though. Like, yes, it's a lie. It's a lie. Like you as a coach with all the things on the line, you cannot be lying about what's bothering you here. Is it that he's a liar or is it that the NFL is in bed with, you know, gambling and the coach is lying to you about an important player is that the part that's. It's huge. There is millions, billions of dollars on the line between sports betting, between fantasy, between all these different aspects of the trickle down economics of football. And we're looking at somebody and we're looking at somebody who is a pivotal point of a lot of those things. Over's on yards on catches like there was people prognosticating that Brock Bowers could break the target record and as a receiver. He'd have 200 targets. They really have nobody else to throw to. He's always hard. He is. But the PCL and the knee takes a couple of years to kind of like figure out. He felt healthy and then all of a sudden now the meniscus scope. But like, how did we not know about this two weeks ago when he was kind of limping and

9:14now there's video of, oh yeah, look at him doing the drill. He's kind of limping here. The fact that it was two hours after, hey, no, we expect all of our guys to play that you have a knee scope. Like somebody's got to look into that. So you're using trickle down economics and prognosticator in the same sentence. Like you're trying to sound like a smart guy. Is that a smart guy? Just talking like a normal guy. Words with that. Bookish. Yeah, that's what we're doing there, I guess. Do you agree with me or what? Because what they, what they do there, like you have to be out front being like, yeah, look, we're, we're looking at Brock. He's got a, you know, I think it's dicey. Obviously from the gambling perspective that you shouldn't be lied to about specific, especially key players. But at the same time, this isn't anything new. Like coaches lie about player status all the time. Gamblig has been around for a thousand years. And you know, it's Wednesday when he said it. I think it was Wednesday. It was Wednesday when he said it. The game is on Sunday. You don't need a place of bet five days, four days before the game.

10:16Yeah, I hear you, but also like if you, if you know that he's going to have a knee scope in a meniscus trim, quote unquote, like that's not scheduled. Well, how else could he have said that? 62 minutes before how else could he have said that? Hey, you know what? Uh, Brock's gone through something we may need to, to take a look at his available. Okay. Like that's all you have to say. Not he's going to get his knee scope. He's actually got a, a surgery scheduled in Dallas. He may miss a couple games. And now the chef to tweet came out saying, well, his camp, Brock, Bauer's his camp said that he may miss a couple games. But that may not be the reality of what his knee surgery is. The Raiders might hold him out longer. And now we're looking at this being a four to six week injury out of completely nowhere when you're telling me that he's going to be available this Sunday. Football season is back, Jack. And there are certain games you must experience in person. I've had games where I thought I waited too long and I was going to miss out. Then I opened game time and I found tickets right before kickoff. That's why game time is my go to when I need to be in the building.

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14:25Matthew Barry. Yeah, Matthew. Thank you. Right into it, Matthew. This is a lame move by Clint Kubeyak. He's lying to us. He's absolutely lying or evading the truth. It's outrageous. I heard some of it that the fact is that candidly most sharp bettors will bet as soon as the line comes out before it starts moving. So you do absolutely bet as soon as the line comes out often. But regardless, like in a world where there's so much scrutiny on integrity, like just to flat out lie with something that comes out two hours later, like, oh, this is a surgery that happened the week before. This is, I mean, it happened that according to the chapter tweet, right? This is something that happened the week before. And Clint Kubeyak was asked directly about Brock Bowers. And he said he evaded the question. He did sort of like the Aaron Rogers vaccine question, right? He just said, I expect to have everyone available. He didn't answer, yes, I expect Bowers to be there. But he just said, I expect to have everyone available.

15:26But he played word games there. Yeah, I mean, it's extremely sketchy. Didn't they, didn't they bang the, didn't the NFL punish the Ravens for doing something very similar last year? I feel like, hmm, yeah, maybe I think that sounds right. Yeah, you can't play at that murky. But Matthew Barry is there a running back because we're talking dolphins, Raiders like every football fan is right now. Sure. Of course. Is Ashton Gentie, is there any running back that you would rather have in fantasy this weekend than Gentie? Yeah, I mean, sure. Like I'd rather have Jermir Gibbs. I'd rather have B. John Robinson. But I think I think a well would you though sincerely like I know you're going to start B. John Robinson, but against the Steelers defense in that spot with Cooper Rush being the one presumably handing in the ball off. It feels like Jenty is in the sweetest spot of all, right? I think he's either one dumping the ball off to B. John Robinson, not necessarily handing it off.

16:27And Jermir Gibbs, like that game against the Saints, that's, that's, that's, that's should be a track meet. That's one of the highest overunders on the slate. I think Gibbs has a monster game against New Orleans. So, but yes, I think Ashton Gentie, I think both the Raiders and dolphins, offenses this year will struggle. And so I do think that if ever there was a time, it should be this week when they get to play each other. So I think this is probably the best spot for Devon H.N. this season. And it's likely the best spot for Ashton Gentie this weekend. I will not know for the, for the year. No need to wait. Matthew's got all the fantasy tips for us. Matthew, let's get right into it. Founder of fantasylife.com hosts a fantasy football out with Matthew Berry. Make a smarter this weekend, Matthew. What do you got? Here are some of the facts you need to know before week number one. Last year, Justin Herbert's fantasy points per pass attempt. 52% higher when Joe Alt was on the field. Joe Alt's going to be healthy on Sunday. Meanwhile, last year, the Cardinals, 27th in pressure rate. Their secondary going into this season were ranked 26 by PFF.

17:28Their defensive line ranked 31st. Joe Alt, healthy ready to go. Justin Herbert's going to have a monster game on Sunday. Since the start of 2022, when playing at home, Jared Gough averages 20.6 fantasy points per game. He's averaging almost 280 passing yards of game over two touchdown passes. And again, in week number one, lines playing the Saints at home. As I mentioned today, they have the second highest implied team total this week as well. Speaking of it, other side of the ball in that particular game, Tyler Schuck last year. Squirtle least 17 fantasy points in seven of his nine starts. Once he took over as a starter, Tyler Schuck was a top 12 fantasy quarterback on points per game. On the week one slate again, Saints lines. Second highest over under, Schuck by the way, still available in the way, Roy, and over 50% of pretty much anywhere you might play fantasy football. More Saints in games that Chris O'Labe played with Tyler Schuck last year. He averaged 29% target share. Squirt almost 15 fantasy points for game in 75% of those games. Lines two starting safeties are out on IR to start the season. Last year in games in which Parker Washington ran at least 70% of the rounds.

18:29He averaged 24% target share. For his career, when he sees a target share of at least 15%. He's averaging over 16 fantasy points per game. Jaguar's played the Browns in week one. And I, my expectation here is that Denzel Ward, Cleveland's top corner, will be primarily matched up against Brian Thomas Jr. Last year in the nine games Marvin Harrison Jr. played at least 50% of the snaps. Michael Wilson averaged just 5.5 fantasy points for game. When Harrison was on the field, Michael Wilson had just a 13% target share. Harrison expected to play on Sunday. Since joining the Eagles, Sequan Barkley has played four different games against my beloved Washington commanders, including the playoffs in those games over 136 rushing arts of game. Six yards for carrying. He scored at least 21 fantasy points in all four of those games. My expectation is the commander's defensive front seven still is going to be a below average unit. Last one for you over the past three seasons. Isaiah likely ranks fourth among qualified Titans and fantasy points for target. In fact, in eight of the nine career games that Isaiah likely has played where he's got at least six targets.

19:32He scored at least 12 and a half fantasy points for game. Elite neighbors, not 100%. The number two wide receiver is either going to be a rookie in Malachi fields or Darnel Mooney. Give me all the Isaiah likely this week. Great job, Matthew. Who should fantasy owners be worried about more after the last couple of nights? Matthew Stafford or Drake May? Oh, that's a great question. I'm going to say Drake May. I'm nervous about Drake May. Obviously we have a much for two reasons, right? Number one is, you know, this AJ Brown injury is significant. So he's just lost his best weapon. The offensive line did not look great last week. I mean, again, it's on the road at Seattle, but still the offensive line, the issues that were there last year. It's going to be a much tougher schedule for the Patriots. The other reason why I think you should worry more about Drake May than Matthew Stafford is, you spent a lot more to acquire Drake May this year. Drake May was drafted as basically a top three or top four quarterback in pretty much every single league. Matthew Stafford went well outside the top 10. So in a world where you had to replace Matthew Stafford this year on your fantasy team,

20:36the, you know, the replacement cost isn't nearly as much as it would be for Drake May because you used an, if you have Drake May, you used a much earlier pick on him than you did with Stafford. Matthew, are we worried about Drake London because you take him in the one two turn of your drafts? You got two, you got Cooper Rush. You got hopefully Michael Penn is coming back. You got Jack Strand somewhere in the, in the fourth QB role there. Like, are we worried about Drake London? A little bit, a little bit. If you look traditionally, his numbers with Michael Penn X last year, significantly better than with anyone else with, then with Kirk, Kirk Cousins, you know, pick your Falcon starting quarterback, but Drake London's best numbers throughout his career have always been with Michael Penn X under center. And so, yeah, for those of us, and I'm one of them that have Drake London on your team, we want Michael Penn X back under center as soon as possible. So yeah, especially you give a, a tough match up against damage, check Steelers. Um, yeah, a little bit nervous. I think if you have Drake London, you still have to start him, but should you be concerned? Should be a little bit worried?

21:37Yeah, I think so. Michael Mayer or the field if you've lost Brock Bowers? Depends on who's available in the field. And like, John Johnson's out there in a lot of leagues. I prefer him. I like Dalton Schultz, who's going to be like the number two pass catcher. Um, you know, so I prefer those two guys. So there are guys that I prefer more than Michael Mayer, but I do think that if you're, if you're sort of stuck, um, he's somebody that's interesting like that you can sort of, like he's been productive when Bowers has been out. And I do think that offense will be more competent this year under Cousins, or Mendoza whenever he gets the start. And just, you know, better offensive line, Kubiak's a real coach, despite him lying to us, you know, he's a good offensive mind. Um, I think the Raiders offense will be a lot more competent this year than it was last. He's the founder of fantasylife.com, host of fantasy football. Happy hour with Matthew Barry. Great job, Matthew. Enjoy the weekend. Thanks guys. Good luck. We'll see you next week. Matthew Barry. Matthew Barry. Matthew Barry. Matthew Barry.

22:39So Dave, we have not gotten your opinion yet this week on, because we not spoken to you this week on what took place with Michigan and Western Michigan. Western Michigan. That was a good game, right? Yeah. Nothing controversial. I guess semi compelling, right? It wasn't a good game. It was a crazy finish. It was a terrible game. I mean, the score was 12 to 7 with a second remaining in the game. Uh, Dave, you, you have a, you have a radical thought here in regards to the fallout from the game at the big house, right? I, I mean, I don't understand. We also have the commercial with the, with the high school kid playing basketball and the, any goes to the coach. He's like, coach, I touched it and, uh, and then all his teammates are like, what are you doing, man? And he's like, hey, good call. Why doesn't Kyle Winningham demonstrate that same sort of class and dignity and go to the microphone? And I, it seems like I'm kidding around or like, well, obviously that would never

23:41happen. I'm talking in real terms if you're Kyle Winningham. I think the best move you could make is to go up there and say, we're not waiting for the NCAA or Big 10 or anyone else. We also saw the same thing. We didn't win that game. We are going to void the win. Thank you, Big 10 for trying to give it to us. We're going to stiff arm that we're going to move forward at O and one and, uh, and get better in time for week two. Now as it stands and, you know, the Jim Harbaugh era, I know it includes a national championship, but I think it in total, if you are not an Ann Arbor faithful, like you're kind of like, that was a crappy thing. Jim Harbaugh in college did some weird stuff and then how last season ended and it all adds up to now Michigan that which was a powerhouse always, but I don't think they were villainous on the level of USC or Alabama or some other teams. Now they are the nation's villain. Everybody is rooting for Oklahoma to hammer Michigan. Is that what you want to be? Kyle winning him. Take the stink off yourself before anybody, before people can keep throwing it on you.

24:45Just void the win. I know Western Michigan is calling Western Michigan and the Mac are calling for the voters, the committee to acknowledge that it was a win, even if they don't get credit for it. But I don't hear other people like Dave is saying that Michigan should come out and give up the game in the way that if you remember, well, it was like a dozen years ago, 15 years ago, when you had the Miami victory at Duke with the kickoff at the very end of the game. Jamel Hill. Jamel Hill was one of the national voices that said we should forfeit the victory. There were many voices, my green bird. Oh my God. They were so they were so mad. They were adamant. So mad. Adamant that the hurricanes, meaningless game that they should come out and forfeit the game. I haven't heard anyone say that about Michigan.

25:48Why not? We all saw. We all know what happened. And now by not doing it legitimately, I think you make yourself, you put yourself in the crosshairs, the committee, it's worse than a regular loss by a ton and not just because it was the Western Michigan because of the way it happened. Now I feel like the human factor, there are going to be voters, not just fans watching on TV who are going to hold it against Michigan to a to a radical degree when it comes time to I don't think Michigan is going to ultimately be in a position to make the playoff even with that win. But they're definitely not going to make it now because people are going to prejudice, a prejudice, everything against them for that result, right? People wanted the hurricanes legitimately wanted the hurricanes to forfeit. Earn persecution complex forfeit the game. Now Dave, I don't know if you've ever heard, but if you don't remember the the miracle kickoff for the hurricanes against Duke here it was.

26:5127, 24, script kick, just fall down on it or whatever. No, they're going to try the lateral, pass it to the other side of the field. This never works. Caught by Cornell there. Pitches it back to Gekwan Johnson at the Miami 30, delaying the inevitable, looking for a block. Pitches it backwards. As many laterals now as BS pass interference penalties on that last run. Walton, now Pitches it back to Johnson. Guess we're going to keep going with this. Toss it back. Here comes another pitch. Cornell there has it. Throw it back to the plumbers, not one goal line. Dallas Crawford looking for a block. Gets one. Definitely not a block in the back. He throws it across to the 30 to Cornell there. Big legal block. He's got it to the 40. Cornell there crossing El Pulacio de los Hugo Smithfield. Cornell there. Speeding now to the 40. Speeding ticket. FickHower.com. Hold her now. Dashing down the bandy bear. Side line. So what your kid has ringworm. Gendie bear. Elder. Inside the Gus Richettah. Runs on. Cornell there. He's at the 10. He's at the 5.

27:51Lindy. Eric. Scotty. Mike. Miami. Sequering. Touchdown. Yeah. Yeah. There are presently no flags on the field. And certainly no one will have a problem with how this game ended. Yeah. For D. We don't speak English. No, everyone hates us. For days legit people went on television and wanted the hurricanes to forfeit the game. But that went my wrong. Of all the games. Texas and Ohio State is great. And Bill's Texans is great. Now, obviously you're excited about whatever your favorite pro football team is. But the game I definitely want to see objectively is Michigan, Oklahoma because I want to see Michigan lose. That's not who you want to be Michigan. That's not who you are, Kyle. Winning him or so I thought, don't you have the dignity to understand that in our shared reality, we all saw you lose that game. Acknowledge it. So this is the tipping point for you to root against Michigan.

28:52I know they've had a banner couple of years here, but like this is the one that you're like. I just said, I cannot support this program. I can't. I can now they should lose. Tony, you know that moment at a party or a tailgate where everything just sort of clicks. I know it. Well, it's usually when I show up, everybody goes crazy. Yeah, you usually take all the credit for it, but it's because Tony usually walks in with queer walking like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, queer vote is a thing that turns hanging out into this is the night. It has that effect on people. It does. You usually take the credit for it, but again, it's the queer vote effect. It's like that moment in a big game where everyone in the crowd just starts standing up, hooting and hollering. Keep it queer vote. Keep it queer vote, baby. Down levitar. I don't like the word blue, but I do have at least one pal that I can think of who has. He actually, he says he fell asleep in coitus. They didn't check. You may look at me and be surprised to hear this. I happen to be a vigorous love maker. So that would never happen to me. This is the down levitar show.

29:53If we if we may, I would like to remember our 9-11 Remembrance segment. Yeah, we did a good job. Of all the 9-11 tribute segments done, this was certainly one of the whoof. And so I was recounting them. And if I seem distracted today, it's because I have not been able to shake how the show started. I just have them. So it starts with Zaz going, I think the gambit was looking into the custodian container. And he's like, nobody, everybody there is too young to remember. And he goes, well, Roy remembers and Chris remembers and Mike remembers. So like already just mucking what he said at the beginning. But most people actually do remember. Yeah. And don't forget that was after he said the thing he remembers is J.F. Yeah. And we'll get to you in a second.

30:54OK, that's fine. We'll get to you in a second. Hang tight, stay ready. So so he highlights, OK, maybe they, I'm, you know, there are three dads there. They remember. But instead of starting with them, goes Tony and Jeremy, you're too young to remember. What are your memories to go to the long wind? Yeah, I don't remember that I said it like that. I don't think so. To which Jeremy's like Tony, do you want to go or do I? Yeah, I don't think so. And then Jeremy starts with, I don't really remember it. Could have ended there. Doesn't my mom panic? Goes for four minutes. So Jeremy added more words than needed. They've been, they've been giving me such a hard time that I went back and took the time of it. It was 43 seconds, which is too much for something I don't remember. But not so long ago, it should be made fun of this much. And then Tony says, God knows what? I had that brown. He didn't say anything. He said God will go. And then I believe that one point he threw in there, why are they panicking? And then Zaz turns to Dave Damishak and goes, you remember? You remember? I think that was the low point. Yeah, Dave, you remember? All right, there's no way that I said, Jeremy and Tony, you guys are two young to remember what you remember.

31:58There's no way. That is exactly what we started our 9-11 remembrance with Jeremy who said he didn't remember. I'm not going to let you do a smith today. There's three people there, remember? Two people that don't. Let's start with the people that don't. You know what? You're banned from 9-11 memorial shows. That's fine. Wow. That's fine, because I already did a nice job start at this show. So I don't have anything else to add to that. That's very least a year long embargo. You're not entitled to do it. You can revisit Michael Jordan on retiring. That's what you can do on September 11th and Swarth. That's fine. There's no way I said you guys don't remember what do you remember? There's no way. Yes, yes, yes. That's exactly how it happened. It's such a stupid thing to say. There's no way. You looked into a room, said nobody remembered, because they were too young. I lied to the three guys I couldn't remember. Remember the ladies. And then you start with Jeremy, who goes, Tony, do you want to go? Do you want to, hey, do you want to cheer? I was quick. I was quick on my memory. Yeah, because he talked for four and a half minutes. He went second. Forty-three seconds. And then Zaz goes, Dave Damishek, you remember 9-11?

32:59Okay, that is not at all. That is exactly how it happened. It was bad. Just trying to do a little tribute, that's all. At least you tried. Just trying to handle things the right way. Feedler came up. There you go. Feedler. Yeah, that's right. Every couple of years, I think about Jay, you know. Yeah, I only have so much 9-11 band with. And every few years. I think about how he made me feel good. I'm glad that we landed on one of the years. Where do you think about it? Well, guess what? Next year's not one of those years. Embargoed. Damishek, say something funny. Chris Cody. Wait, hold on. Tony told a story of carrying books to a Spanish class. I forgot about that part. I'm just scrolling through right now. That's why I saw it on the TV. And it was still short. Two, I told two stories that were shorter than your one story. Nobody asks for a story from the two guys who don't remember the ass. Who are the people you're the one? No, you guys don't remember, do you?

34:00Hand up. Ball off me. I think we're going to have a meeting. That's what I want from you. I will say this. Mike Ryan has put himself in quite the seed here up on Mount Pius, rating everybody else's. Remember it. If I remember correctly, he's sort of like the guy watching Jeopardy from home, weighing in on what everybody up. You didn't say a GD word. Yeah. You know why? I didn't want to have anything to do with that segment. I was embarrassed because you're emotionally repressed. And you don't want to talk about the way you felt. You're most repressed. I don't want it. I don't need to. People don't need to hear my thoughts on where I was. I was in high school. They don't need to hear that. So you probably don't even remember. I was very far away from what you remember. And I watched on TV and I was scared like everybody else was. Is that what you want? I was scared. I remember if Zaz gives it after he gives his his poignant recall on J. Feedler scoring a touch. Great moment. I don't remember what I wouldn't say. I'm not going to call that associate and recapping my feelings. I would not say J. Feedler. My feelings are not that my feelings remember I want my feelings.

35:04The mine. We've come up with a new Sui category for that. It's called woof. Yeah. Yes. Congratulations. Where's woof? Are you a woof nomination? You're on the bullshit putting words in my mouth. Not only with asking Jeremy and Tony to remember something I know they don't remember. But then you're making me say I like Cox and everybody knows. Everybody knows. I just sent Roy. Exactly. Exactly. How you led into asking me. Can't wait. And Tony. You guys aren't old enough to remember where you were and what like Mike you'll certainly remember Chris your memory. Roy remember like Tony and Jeremy you guys are probably not old enough to have a great memory of that day right. Exactly. The way that I thought you don't have a memory of it right. Right. You mean love it. You're going to talk about it. Yeah. And then Jeremy's like well this is my time to talk. That's right. That's right. I'm confirming that you don't remember anything and then Jeremy decided let me tell you an

36:07entire story. Oh you're not going to blame this on me man Roy you also have the question that he asked to Dave the way that the way that he spoke and then he so eloquently tossed it over to Dave I gave that to you as well here. Let's see if we got it hold on one second. Roy I just want to why you look at that Roy I'm going to thank you real quick for for playing the the sound that exonerates me. Thank you. You think you're exonerated. Oh yeah. Oh you're too young to remember right right here Dave you remember. No edits. I remember J. Feedler laying in the end zone and raising a hand. Okay. And I knew then America was going to be okay. Jeremy. Jeremy looks like this one you. You don't get to take two words out of entire thought and then say no edits. Dave you remember that was your whole question. When I when I talk about something and lots of words come out of my mouth and then you take and play two words you remember Dave you remember you don't then get to say okay three words Dave you remember you don't then get to say no edits.

37:08You told your story you told your story of being at UCF and everything and watching it and then you ended it and then you went Dave you remember that's right remember when I tell an entire story like you just confirmed and then you take three words you don't then get to follow up those three words with no edits Dave you remember you said Dave you remember the topic was nine eleven maybe doesn't remember that's why would you hashtag never forget Dave you remember he's right about that Dave you remember Dave you remember Dave you remember Dave you remember I think we fixed it Dave you remember I really I really do have to say that that my grind stinks in a perverse way here everybody else you saw everybody else I'm upset

38:09of you I'm upset of you for like running with you remember not calling out to you remember how do we remember 25 years ago okay I'm gonna talk about your feet learn to sports show so be it my grind said nothing he said nothing about except what he did was I don't remember your thoughts I don't need when when Zaz asked you Dave you remember I know you talked for like seven minutes and it ended with Cajun you know I know bottom line is Mike's emotion repressed you might need to see someone Mike I'm not emotionally repressed I think I'm not gonna be even the audience they don't care about us and how we viewed that and owned Dave you remember I do have his number guys you know what time it is tell you you're from now put it in the calendar we'll have J.F. you learn okay you got it we'll we'll be that I'm adding it right now I'm looking for it talking on September second that's what you remember a little lead time remember raising that fist you guys know what time you remember we're back Friday we had an action packed weekend is it a big game

39:16was it not a big game out of folks welcome to big game or not a big game with Jonathan Zazlow oh yes Chris you're up first what do you got you know where I'm starting biggest game of the weekend dolphins at Raiders 425 the whole momentum of the dolphin season rides with this game we got some people have said the outcome of this game for the dolphins is the difference between winning five games and winning one game if you want to hear a full breakdown of this game on the call on NFL on Fox Mark Schlerarth was on Zazlow show 2.0 yesterday go check that out everywhere you podcast dolphins Malik Willis I've only seen one series in a preseason game I don't know what to expect dolphins Raiders that's a big game you didn't know let's go go

40:16that way I did I feel like Schlerarth will call every dolphins game this season Mike Ryan or Thresh Stadium US men semi final two American mates Tiafah Shelton winner goes to the final yep and tries to bring a grand slam home for the US survey the first and Sandy Roddick Jonathan Zazlow big game or not a big game yeah I like this shout out I like Trinity Rodman she's cheering for him over there Ben Shelton's got great fans yep great fans Ben Shelton's got Mike's right give me an American champion come on now son that's a big game everybody knows that Tony what do you got come back to the NFL divisional matchup Kyler Murray's first game in purple and gold against the division rival Packers Minnesota at home hosting the Packers big game not a big game Vikings Packers NFC North Kyler

41:21Murray Jordan love not a big game it's the first week of the season it's not a big game Dave what do you got for us well one of the successors to Kyler is John Mateer let's say Mateer and company are up 14 maybe three 14 but maybe they go three touchdowns what's that environment going to be like for Michigan I cannot wait to watch it is the game objectively to watch this week Oklahoma Michigan can Michigan get a legit win against a ranked Oklahoma team has a team spans ever storm the field after a win and then the result after that was your unranked now that's what happened to Michigan Oklahoma Michigan that's a big game that's right Jeremy hang tight I'ma let you finish your question all right

42:21stay ready over there