The Stan Humphries Provision | Hour 1

0:00It's one of my favorite times. There's that point in every summer where I start convincing myself, I'm going to be normal about football this year. Not as emotional. Not lose myself completely in it. And then the game start. The sprinklers. The smell of grass. The roar of the crowd. The toasting of Miller Light. Ah, that right there my friends. That's my favorite part about all of this because make it football time is great. Make it football time a Miller time. That's special. Some of my favorite weekends are built around football. Getting everybody together, putting the college games on on Saturday come back for the NFL on Sunday, order way too much food, and crack open Miller lights for me and my friends. That's a perfect weekend for me. And Miller light is a beer I reach for every time because it's crisp, refreshing, and easy to drink. Especially when football starts. When it's still somehow down here. 90 degrees in Miami. It's a true American pilsner that cools the body down the original light beer since 1975 and just 96 calories and 3.2 carbs. Legendary game days start with a Miller light.

1:00Make game day legendary. Go to Miller light.com slash stand by delivery options near you or you can pick up some Miller light pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Game time is Miller time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller brewing company Milwaukee Wisconsin 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces. You are listening to the down levatar show in partnership with the Draftkins Sports Act now live in all 50 estates. This episode of the Dan Lebertard show. What is presented by what? Draftking sports. What? Draftking. What? The crown is yours. What? What? So folks, we teased it all week long. What? Y'all were getting ready for the world premiere of the full lyric video. For the diary of a personable fellow, we gave you a snippet. We gave you a snippet on this program. We gave you a snippet. We're all excited about it.

2:01People are fired up. To hear the diary of a personable fellow and folks, we have the full lyric video coming at you right now. What? I got a story to tell y'all of a personable country boy who's only seen green lights. It's me. I'm the country boy. And this is my diary. Let's go. Walking with a smile to the grocery. What's great? Everybody smiles. They're so proud of me. Say you, please. Nice guys, vintage first man, don't you see? I've never been faced with no real adversity.

3:03Saddie, oh. Everyone I know grew up white collar. This country boy ain't never worry about no dollars. It might be shot to learn. I care about politics. But I won't tell you how I lean so just wait my best. I don't care. I don't care. Everybody in the club with your hands up. Waitin' low in the classroom. Fill up everybody in the club with your hands up. Waitin' low in the classroom. My accent's real and sounds like I'm a con, hey. All right, I'm faking it, okay. Because I'm not, nobody calls me out. In fact, I think of me confidence to sing triple hits. And I'd wander if it's not my turn. Because I always been so established man. Who's always gonna pick what I'm gonna have to play. And I'll always be the favorite of the man. And I guess I'm never controversial but I'm a way's listen. I am never hostile singing the gospel of the end. And I'll prize be rich as shit. Take two of those guys, got another one here. I'm a rise. Everybody in the club with your hands up. Waitin' low in the classroom.

4:03The first noble fight. Waitin' low in the classroom. Waitin' low in the classroom. The first noble fight. Put your hands up. Waitin' low in the classroom. Say hello. Waitin' low in the classroom. The first noble fight. That was the diary of a personable fella. It's an authentic love letter from me to myself. And all the green lights that I've seen, it's now available on Apple Music and hopefully some other streaming platforms sometimes unit. And hey authentically, like that was super really fun. And I had a really good time doing that. Thank you guys for letting me do it. Yeah, comedy music. It's great. Great. Thank you, y'all. Great bit. You're a center for unparalleled heights. All while not having an opinion. Yeah. That's right. Never. I want you all to know. Y'all to know. I will never have an opinion. And you're a country guy. Just to establish that again. Yeah, I'm a country guy. Yeah, I want to establish that again.

5:04Yeah, I'm from Dan South. Okay. Florida. I don't know how to say any of these. I don't why don't watch them. I don't know something bad about them. I mean, almost that show. Don lords. I'm a fan. So this is funny. Crimson and Cream. Is your Friday? Some of them. Some Fridays. The occasional thing. I mean. Think about it. Take a free walk. I do. Very short game. Yeah, my man. I want the don't walk sign the show. I'll take a walk. No, thank you. Wow I called the Raspberry Barrette. Oh My man Yeah, all right. Hey, hey to America's becoming one up here. We're all adults. We don't care Yeah, I'm gonna just put that out there speaking on behalf of guys long-term relationships. Yep, we don't never cared Never cared about once. What a tell down raspberry Ray What what's become of this show? What what's happened here? A little bit of blueberry yum yum. I'm trying to talk about Glen

6:09Carano and Clint Sterner things of that nature parking your car in that car. Leon Latt Mark Bruner Mark Brunel Yeah, what he said Doug Cosby Terence Mathis Percy Howard Percy Horvin But Percy Howard Howard Twilly Damn, I can't do anything with Twilly. I thought we were supposed to build Pat Swilling how about this 20 Martin we're dancing Marty Lions I can't do anything with Lions there isn't a guy with the first name of Lions, but you can go here You could go air a kippel I could No, Joey Harrington No, I didn't like that one one. That's the first one that I Leonard Thompson All right, let's do this Harry Douglas. Yeah, Doug Martin Oh, the Martin's top. Oh wait, Marty is very difficult. Yeah, well can I go shot in a Heimer? Yeah, but who's first name to shot in Heimer?

7:16I was gonna go grammatica and there isn't like a first name grammatica I was thinking Mike because you're the only other human being who cares about crap like like this is quarterbacks who started a Super Bowl who have two first names go Okay, all right hang on was not prepared for this what what uh, all right All right hang on Tom Brady Tom Brady is a great one all right. That's how we go. Are we is this mr. Lister? You want to go mr. Lister here? Yeah, they had to have started in uh, don't cheat. No, hey Come on, let's do this Tom Brady. That's how I'm starting all right. I'll come back with Jim Kelly You've done see what's unfair is you've done this before I've never done this before I've never done this before I just I'm fascinated by this count Cam Newton Newton yeah, new yeah, new to real name. Yeah, all right You've done this before and I haven't I have not done this before definitely done this I am interested in the subject

8:22That doesn't mean that I have I've considered the subject that doesn't mean I've done it before Here's one for you land Dawson Matt Ryan oh Dawson's our first name Dawson works Matt Ryan also gonna Ryan all right you go um Oh, are you about to tap no You're you're reaching for that rope oh This is when like Kurt Engel drags you back to the middle of the row you can talk your stuff I'm about to talk a name into the microphone that keeps keeps this mr. Lister going that name is Craig Morton Russell Wilson You son of a bitch You son of a bitch you I could go is this allowed Roy I know you're now you're you're gonna come down hard on me about this one, but Terry Bradshaw you could be Brad Right You can be Bradshaw Bradshaw yeah, all right, I'll go KBL I'll go Kurt Warner

9:27No, Warner it was sitting right there for me the whole time dang it I left some meat on the bone there. That's a bummer. Oh Ken Anderson Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Like be like well, I guess I'll allow that one Anderson is a name Anderson Cooper is a name That's another 20 eason was he the starter? Eason is not a first name. He's and can be a first name. It's a white people name Eason can be a white man a first name Roy you are the judge take it away. Nice right. It's a white people It's a white people name there is no all right then Then prove to me that there are five people On the big blue marble name is an eason is a name. He was a name. There was a tea in there. Eason No, eason is a thing. Okay. Eason is a thing. Yes, Chris Cody is absolutely right. Where are we in the fantasy draft? By the way, I think you're in the round two. Yeah, am I up here? I gotta check Give me an update on what I'm saying Humphreys for adding that as yeah, and Doug Williams too, man

10:30If we're allowing staying Humphreys and Doug Williams Then I you know what I think is a name actually Steve Young to people go by no one young young young if you think he's a name then young is a name That's right young Doug is a name. There's one piece of evidence. There's no evidence of anybody ever being named eason Joe Montana. That's not a name Montana. Montana is a name. That's a world name Eason Ramson was a tight end for Washington state and then played in the NFL for the Cardinals the Niners the Broncos and the Bill What Montana's a real name? People are going by the name. I know. I think you're meant You're allowing it because of Hannah Montana, but is there a Montana anything? Montana Jennings? That sounds like a a white girl name Montana's planning brunch. There was a girl on love Island UK who went by Montana She was called Montana as they say in the UK. All right. By the way Dave you're on the clock since you picked you picked Jonathan Taylor

11:32Then it was James Cook say Juan Barkley Justin Jefferson CV lamb Derek Henry omari and Hampton Kenneth Walker Devon H Ann you're on the clock All right, I am going to take I have does Matt Stafford count Stafford that sounds like an old white man name Stafford Stafford All right, then brilliant is burrow a name is burrow a first name for anybody. No, no Very good. I feel like Mike Ryan is determining what people what white people are willing to name their children I'm on my I'm on my white people names game I'm dialed there can I go Aaron Rogers pretty close. It's close. It's close. It's gorgeous. If Rogers we should Rogers horns me. Thank you Roy with the assist. Well, let's all be gentlemen and agree to the San Humphrey's rule As a provision. Okay, it's close enough. We're all gentlemen. Yes, you have another one I might be tapped. I'm going that angle lock is a little

12:32Locked in cinched in I don't know all the names you guys have said if you see if you guys said Chris Chandler Oh That's a good one man. That's a good one. That's good That's real good. You know, uh, you know, oh, Dave marino boom Ha, dog Williams We already deep mought. Yeah, yeah, grandfather didn't be of the same Humphrey's provision. Yeah, does anybody know Um, Percy Howard's claim to fame in pro football lore Percy Howard caught one pass In his entire NFL career for the Dallas Cowboys. It came in Super Bowl 10. It was a touchdown reception. Imagine that Kind of cool kind of sad too, but uh, Mike Kerry Collins Collins The sand sand I'm pulling the sand Humphrey's provision Right, right that that is a podcast title too. The sand Humphrey's provision It's one of my favorite times

13:32There's that point in every summer where I start convincing myself I'm going to be normal about football this year not as emotional not lose myself completely in it And then the game start the sprinklers this smell of grass The roar of the crowd the toasting of Miller Light. Ah, that right there my friends That's my favorite part about all of this because make it football time is great Make it football timing Miller time That's special some of my favorite weekends are built around football Getting everybody together putting the college games on on Saturday come back for the NFL on Sunday order way too much food And crack open Miller lights for me and my friends That's a perfect weekend for me and Miller Light is a beer I reach for every time because it's crisp refreshing and easy to drink Especially when football starts when it's still somehow down here 90 degrees of Miami It's a true American pilsner that cools the body down the original light beer since 1975 and just 96 calories and 3.2 carbs Legendary game days start with a Miller Light make game day legendary go to Miller Light.com slash stand to find delivery options near you

14:35Or you can pick up some Miller Light pretty much anywhere they sell beer Game time is Miller time celebrate responsibly Miller Brewing Company Milwaukee, Wisconsin 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces Down levitar Jeremy Touchy It's the final night You This is the down levitar show I have my pick to make here now though I took Jonathan Taylor already. I don't know the rules of the lead Chris Cody Do I are is ppr a big factor here? It is ppr and I would call that a huge factor new game

15:38Quarterbacks with a last name that could be an old lady first name. Yeah. Oh, oh, I'll begin. Yeah Drake May Don Meredith She's pretty good. You're good off the rip I got you win. I have to choose from Chase Brown, Ashton Gentino. Thank you Jeremiah. Love. No. Thank you I Already have Jonathan Taylor. So taking a runner here doesn't make a ton of sense I could go among the pass catchers here Drake London AJ Brown Could go tight end McBrider Bowers Nico Collins Roy. How say you? I agree you go all right, so it's like I'm going Nico. I'm going Nico Collins if we're playing Uno down on this new quarterback game reverse Yeah, reverse is free in Torquington Sir Francis Mike I'm starting with you on this one. We discussed preseason polls earlier this week and how dumb they are and why they shouldn't exist

16:45But so long as they do are you in your own top 25 people? Oh, are we doing this like just like a hang or like morally? Who is big? It's different answer for you or is it just like you got to pull all those data points and you got it We're not at the pearly gates if that's what you're asking Do I like hanging out with myself? Well, I mean listen is the measure for you with anybody that you hang out with is whether or not they're getting into heaven We've already played that game. No, I'm not no You don't think you're going to heaven oftentimes. I want to hang out with someone that doesn't think a lot of my friends are going to hell Yeah, that's Donald Sutherland and animal house his whole analysis right is it more fun to be bad thing But the thing is like I also like hell is a catch all right. There's some really bad people in hell And but there's also a lot of fun people there's probably some people down there that shouldn't be there right like I shouldn't be I didn't really hurt anybody like I was joking like why am I bunk mates with Mussolini?

17:48So Cody Cody, do you think you're going to heaven? I think I'm on the fence really? I think you're always are you gonna are you gonna effort the rest of your days to make it into heaven? Before I had a kid I was definitely not going to heaven. I think I've done some good things with my daughter that Not crimson and cream I don't know that get you in every other Friday night that might be that Friday night a month correct Yeah, yeah, who is it at that? I don't know about the gates of heaven Who is it St Paul Peter? Is it the gate one of those guys? Peter? Isn't that what he's gonna do like I think I've done a lot of good things Peter and everything else three words for you Chris Cody Crimson and cream my whole thing is when I get up to the the pearly gates and They'll rat it at and they'll have a lot on me and it's gonna be a lot of stuff that I don't want to hear But also like counterpoint where were you when Carson Beck had the ball at the 40? Yeah, I was like You had an opportunity to make sure I changed my life forever Because I was making some promises. I'll just fall back on I'm a showman. I've said some things

18:53Who got hurt really you're gonna so your so your angle is gonna be to explain to St. Peter it was all a bit Right, he's gonna like sister-in-law. Yeah, I'm doing a thing. I will have a backing forth There will be a back I was on the mic come on man. Yeah rules don't apply there You get what I'm talking about gonna be a back and forth Yeah speaking of sister-in-law you can vote for the sui's lepittard a f.com voting is still going I believe at least to the beginning of tomorrow all day today all the categories are available to vote You got to put an email in but you can listen to all the individual nominees before you vote at the website's great Levitard a f.com to vote. So what's the final verdict? Are you in your top 25? Where do you rank? No, I'm not in my top 25. I'm others receiving votes after a rough year. I'm about 18. I'm mine right now. You're in my top 25 Really? Yeah, you're in my name no Chris here up your clothes. Thank you. Thank you. You know what? I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna put together a list. Damn it college makes 20 college college. college makes up there Top 25 people I'm gonna I'm gonna get to work

19:55So Jeremy don't sweat it. You're not on What about is Ed two tall Jones on it? Randy white Harvey Martin Harvey Martin. You asked the question those are you in your top 25? I think I'm probably at the back end of it. So you know, do I have to know these people? Like personally it's a good question Tom Cruise is on there and I know people feel a certain way, but I don't give a shit Tom Cruise is on that people you don't know the first one who gets a shout is Tom Cruise Yeah, and I know that's loaded, but I got to tell you I don't care. Why? Okay. I don't care That's how good top gun Maverick was I well as I've told you before and I'll tell you again I've had the occasion to hang out with one Tom Cruise you did Yeah, so like I was at Daytona and so was Tom Cruise and I did this hot lap Which I thought I was gonna get in like a full track suit and a helmet and getting like a NASCAR and go really fast and said I just hopped in a Toyota Camry and we put putty along it wasn't as thrilling

20:56But I I'm pretty sure in the pitch meeting I had already done the drivers meeting which was cool I went to a drivers meeting Marshawn Lynch was there AJ Styles was there that was really cool But I was like no, let's do the hot lap because I didn't get to do the hot lap at Taladega And then I'm on my phone after I just kind of I you know we didn't go that fast right. I wanted to go fast So I alright and we did that at least we drove on the track at Daytona and I open up my phone and I see What how the drivers meetings going? God dammit Tom Cruise is speaking at the time at the drivers meeting. I'm like I'm really misplayed that one pal I was really bummed because I don't get star struck I'd get star struck I think with Tom Cruise. That's the biggest star ever So as a part of if everybody missed it the big announcement days of thunder to Annie as he called her Incredible chemistry. Oh, what are we thinking? Oh, yeah, what are we thinking? Anne Hathaway is a new team owner That is that inherited the team and is being questioned and she wants to send shockwaves to the sport

21:58Trust her gut goes with the old driver. Yes, that is the exact same plot of Formula 1 I was gonna say any given Sunday also. Yeah, yes Yeah, and you know what playing on me. It's a great form. Well Hathaway. What else could she possibly be? Well, she take cruises a lover over the course of this movie. I think so I think so. Do you think Nicole Kidman chose up? I don't I don't think Nicole Kidman's here. I don't think they're on good terms. I don't think Bob DuVall is gonna be there No, he's not gonna make it. Yeah, it's gonna be tough. Maybe she's Bob DuVall's daughter Is she a pit boss? I once Mike I am with you on the star struck thing. I'm gonna name drop for you now Multiple times. I was once as as we used to always do on Sundays. We would watch football at Jimmy Kimmel's house. He was the he wasn't is the greatest. You picked that up right now. I want you picked that I know I called it out before I brought it up before I dropped it. I told you what was coming

22:59The greatest host in the history of people. Jimmy Kimmel Really the greatest host making making pizzas for everybody and all the rest of it's all yeah, I'm a conic Rick oven pizza. I'm a Conan guy All right, well then I love Conan. You know what? All right different Top 25 people that I haven't had the opportunity to do it. Kimmel not in the top 25 cruising Conan in All right, this is gonna get complicated if I include people I haven't had the opportunity to hang out with I know because then you have to see Tasha on Monday again and how's that gonna make him feel after a long weekend or on Tuesday I'm I'm aware y'all all right. This is pretty high for you go live, but by the way now that it's on my Labor day, I have to speak out against it once again. Then I'll get back to the dumb story the the labor day Well, where you guys are all celebrating this I understand it's a company holiday. You guys are all taking it off Yes, you understand what it is. It's it's the man's latest effort to dupe you your suckers

24:03You're celebrating work. It's right in the title labor. That's what you're taking the day off This is about giving the labor an opportunity to fast it's a spot Labor day is But listen that I'm not about to fall into the trap of the man and honor him and his and his OG creation work. I'm not gonna I'm not doing it. I'm gonna work on labor day to spite the man take that what you're moving the man See that's the way somebody with dignity does things you know, I'm not gonna kiss the man's ass Someone just looking for multiple paychecks Worst holiday on the calendar and that calendar does include Valentine's Day the the the corporate decision the Roy you agree with that absolutely yeah valentine's day don't tell me when to celebrate love

25:04You know, you don't dictate to me. That's not a decision. I make with the head 365. That's right and I and also I'm resentful of Valentine's Day because in the creation of this holiday There is no rule that the woman has to get the fella gift. It's only a one-way One-way thing. Why do I might get new flowers and chocolate and writing you a lovely letter and all the rest of it When did I turn and dinner and dinner? I'm Roy are you in your own top 25? No, I'm not even in my own top 100 What are we gonna do about the same note? I think that's too far Roy put a smile on your face Roy. Yeah, I am smiling I I'm gonna say it again talk about hot takes I think you're delightful Roy. Thank you. I appreciate you now. I was um I was at Jimmy Kimmel's watching football and John Ham is a regular at that was a regular at these Gatherings watching football there's name drop number two and I was in the midst of conversing with him

26:06There we go I was in the midst of talking to John Ham regular guy wearing his st. Louis blues his tattered old ball cap And over his shoulder appeared a glow In the archway of the door It was Tom Cruise in a black p-coat over a black turtle neck standing in the door He was invited over to watch football at Kimmel's and he showed up 15 minutes before the games ended But who cares and he brought his mom But who cares it was Tom Cruise and man Mike exactly what you would expect that to be like is exactly the experience I got I forgot about John Ham he was he was a I'm an egg or all of a sudden once Cruise showed up and Cruise came over and he shook my hand and I said hi I'm Dave and he said hi Dave. I'm Tom Oh, that's intense. I was the only person on the planet along with Tom. Have you ever been star struck by proxy?

27:07I don't know what that means so like I have a friend that has done some work with TC Like he gets the cake the holiday cake you're familiar with the holiday cake Yeah, yeah, that Tom that Tom sends out to his close personal from oh, yeah, yeah, it's like a legendary thing You know how that works He's not in his kitchen making cakes and then sending him like I found out how it works. He uh, he contacts a bakery near You know if in regions right he's got this worldwide mailing list for the cakes So he contacts a highly touted bakery and and he makes sure that they follow his recipe to the tea So he individually contacts these local bakeries assistant. Yeah That and and they have to follow the recipe and everyone like they've compared cakes and The taste test is very very similar and that's how he goes about it But the one time I had a friend that was worked that's worked with him before and he's like hey come out to Boy, the bar that I'm a partner in and the text bubbles were there and there was like a like a brief moment

28:10Where I was like is Tom Cruise about to show up to this bar And I was like, huh hyperventilating he couldn't make it But he responded right away. He's a very kind man who's friends. Imagine getting imagine getting a cake or a pie from Tom Cruise That would be some victory in life Oh, I've never met him, but he's on my list He gets a pass. Ooh, Dominique Foxworth That I'm getting close to I'm getting close to this top 25 Tony you know that moment at a party or a tailgate where everything just sort of clicks I know it well. It's usually when I show up everybody goes crazy Yeah, you usually take all the credit for it, but it's because Tony usually walks in with queer walking like this Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, queer vote is a thing that turns hanging out into this is the night It has that effect on people it does you usually take the credit for it, but again It's the queer vote effect. It's like that moment in a big game where everyone in the crowd just starts standing up Houghton and hollering keep it queer vote keep the quervo baby

29:13Down lebertar the person who insists um that uh that they've then a chick when they make a list of the great First well the first one is when they say of all time this is the their lebertar show All right, here we go. It's time to play in honor of football seasons arrival Mr. Lister let's go who's up. Let's see a show of hands back there Roy. You could be in mic is ready Good night Mike is good at this game. So I think it serves to be handicapped against tasha here we go the category is League leaders In passing yardage in a single season In the 21st century ago. Oh no who goes first Guy let a quarterback led the league in passing yards at least once in this millennium

30:16I'm gonna let tasha go first Tom Brady Tom Brady well let me just make sure just because they won superboast doesn't mean they they transcend the moss here And I'm thinking that second year with the Broncos Tom Brady in 2007 did do it. He also did it in 2005 tasha. I could you say Peyton Peyton Peyton Manning did do it in the year 2013 Kurt Warner Kurt Warner had to have done it in the greatest show on turf year right he must have Let's see he did 2001 he led the league that was not the greatest show on turf season That was the year that they lost to the patriots In Nola Drew breeze Drew breeze has to be correct. Yes back to back. Oh wow He did it five times led the league in passing Dan, do I win because of that Dan merino Remember the remember the

31:16Borders I put on this I'm sorry no I don't what are the borders Oh 21st century I'm sorry sorry all out to play on you can I'm impressed by tasha look at him I Got the world on the string you got it listen he's in charge That's any more time world's his oyster can I can I fix it no you should fix it all right Yeah, I was leaving it for you to uh To the dolphin in 23 I'm not it might not be it but if it was it would be in 23 To a tago via low it is on the list wow Here's where I get nervous but I think it happened once Aaron Rogers Aaron Rogers Fitting for you Why it's fitting for me I'm vaccinated no he's he's not on the list no Aaron Rogers Never led the league first time Aaron Rogers has ever let me down you fool I'm gonna give you another shot as a man he should he should be able to clean that up. Yeah, okay

32:22Not Aaron Rogers. I'm trying to think of some good there's there's some wacky names on here Toa anything wackier than to uh well 20 it's almost yeah 2019 2019 is is a stunner and then you remember oh yeah There is a statistical oddity to this one that made it sort of like yeah He led the league in passing yards, but also he did that and so that What about Matthew Stafford Matthew Stafford is correct. He did it just uh just six months ago I I'm torn between two perennial and real wacky ones Um back here based off yeah, I go wacky based off damage accident and There's one a guy who who jumped onto the moving train It was an offensive machine and then he got his crack at leading it and uh and was dynamite maybe the best quarterback to

33:24Play on this era of a real high end offense Oh boy that's not much of a clue. Yeah, I'm not doing that uh Can I go Um Let me go Josh Allen I think I'm out Josh Allen is not correct. Yeah, Tasha you are winner. What an upset This is great news for staying for whistle more Jackson on that list I was large accident wasn't on the list was Ben Rathas burger on that list Rathas burger Rathas burger is on the list in 2014 great He had was per is James Winston on that list. How about the fact that Ben Rathas burger through for 500 yards and back to back games That's why yeah, that was why why I was thinking like he's got to be on Also wild is the James Winston is on the list. He's the guy I was referring to as the oddity Because he did lead the league in passing. He also led the league in interceptions

34:24I don't remember what the total was yeah, it was a good that was a great game Here's uh here is the the wacky one this guy won the MVP If memory serves rich Ganon the guy who was referring to the best quarterback to play in a high end offense Dante Culpepper with the Minnesota In 2004 that's the guy you were talking about where he was just the latest one to run that offense Yeah, but I think if you look back on it Randall cunning him obviously the 15 in one year is great as he was in war and moon But I think Culpepper was the one that sort of presented as this guy's destined for the Hall of Fame and all the rest of it Wild one Matthew Matt a job is on match Yeah, I don't think he deserves wow although match-obs really more of a Matthew now that we look back on that then he is a Matt Oh Matt Ryan speaking of was he the year that they blew it in the Super Bowl? No and oh and the one that I guess kind of makes sense But now it hits differently the Sean Watson

35:30Wow Do we want to go again? Do we want to go another round yet can we go 20th century now? Can you use Roy instead? Oh Chris oh man you did great. Yeah, you're doing it in 20th century Who are you who are my two biggest? Who are my two biggest uh university of Miami fans in there? I know obviously my certainly not me it'd be Mike first the three of us combined. Okay good. I love that game That's a good one here we go ready. I think Roy is a you it would be in terms of like history like knowledge of the program I would put Roy probably yeah Roy's a limited knowledge Roy is Roy is the Dave Kingman a mr. Lister he strikes out a lot But when he catches it it goes along I know the red Jacksonly yeah Roy and I verse Mike is a fair fight Okay, I'm not a fair fight Mike's definitely got the edge of just saying I put this one down I put this one shit out of you handicap match I thought this would be a heavyweight bout if we had migrayan versus Zazlo then Zazlo decided to jump a plane and go off the bath on Luzh to watch tiger V tiger death Valley V death Valley so here we go

36:35migrayan V everybody else back there teams that have defeated Miami In bowl games Mike you go first Jesus Wisconsin about a half a dozen times Penn State 2009 2017 2018 to be accurate Mike you say Penn State Yes correct the fiesta bowl the gate I think more than any other game many other any other event I know that people in Miami maybe have a hard time really embracing this reality that you guys are perceived and continue to be perceived as villainous in the college football landscape and no more the incident as it in hindsight now it's it's such a laughable thing but they all wore the army for teeks the army for teeks coming off the plane and that was enough and the irony of that is that they were playing the the good kids the the golden kids from Penn State from happy valley

37:36That's been turned on its year ever since all right I've bought you enough time go Is it me oh no is it right back to me uh Rutgers we're gonna yeah we lost some Rutgers in the bad boy Moeers pinstripe bowl I was there in the freezing rain done it like you guys are gonna lose this was a controversial loss oh how state correct Nebraska No problem going to my contact wait a second wait a second don't you don't be looking at any lists You shouldn't be regarding any relating I'm accumulating my top 25 people of all time. Okay, Nebraska is correct Yeah orange bowl pal all right okay I was just making sure and they also lost to them in the 1962 Gotham bowl Alabama Alabama right that memorable sugar bowl Who's the DB who comes and strips the ball George T.G. George T.G. Very nice very nice How do you depth here pal I'm not out of my depth with anything maybe they are not out of my depth We lost in a some bowl to Notre Dame George T.G. Who went away? What did George T.G. What's his most memorable moment as a professional football player

38:42George T.G. played for the Dallas Cowboys and the Miami Dolphins. Yes Yeah, what did he do when he was on the Dallas Cowboys? What is arguably at least his most memorable moment? Explain it to me knocking Teralo and off the star. Oh, that was teed. Yeah, yeah, I think so right Yeah, no emitsmith spiked the ball and the thing on the on the star. Okay here. All right I went Notre Dame in the Sun Bowl So what do we got god damn it Chris? He's not even trying dude. I mean there's a there's low hanging fruit for you guys The lowest of low hanging fruit. You have to say load of all we lost a floor Florida. No, no, no, they beef floor. I think he sneezed That was a sneeze. Yeah, that was Are you going to the mall in there? See if this gives you see if see if you get any day javu here when you look at me Dave sitting in this room and Roy you sitting in that oh you're talking about in the end of last season Yeah, that's what I'm trying to get to get you to pick up on it. Yeah, that makes sense

39:42We lost the cow in the emerald bowl It's correct. He did the emerald bowl Yeah, it was in the San Francisco Giants ballpark It looked like when you said the emerald bowl and I said correct as if you needed me to fact check you on that It looked like Chris Cody and Roy were shot at the exact same time or punched in the gut California popped in my head. They both just slump back in their respective chairs They played at Yankee Stadium a couple seasons ago. Yeah, he already mentioned that one. I'm pinstriped bowl Nothing fellas come on boys I mean in lieu of a better option just name a good football team they place cow Anybody can do that name a fucking bad one because I got one bad one. I got a bad one. We lost to Vanderbilt No, we didn't play Vanderbilt South Carolina. You told me to throw him a bad one. Go ahead and look up that box score of the Shreveport Independence Bowl against Louisiana Tech Oh, yeah, okay, you could do that But I bet don't listen to your your foes advice and do bad teams

40:43Louisiana Tech Regal legendary teams Louisiana Tech Did we do we get shut? I think we might have lost 14 to zero look that up. What the hell happened you the Miami University of Miami yeah in my lifetime in the last decade no less Lost a ballgame to Louisiana Tech. I have no recollection of that 14 nothing You trauma pal Trauma you also lost to ls you they literally beat the shit out of us They were swinging helmets and a chickflable. What does college baseball they beat the hell out of us bucknow Clemson Syracuse Colorado UCLA Tennessee Arizona You said cow whisco Louisville South Carolina But have you considered Matt Flynn