The BOB & TOM Show March 17, 2026

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1:08Oh, a mile is 5,280 feet, 5280. And everybody knows that a foot is 12 inches, 12 inches, inches in length. That's 63,360 inches, and a mile is 63,360 inches in a mile. Oh, the average body has 45 miles of nerves.

2:20That's 2,851,200 inches of nerves. And you are getting all memory in your mind. Yeah, yeah. You are getting all memory in your mind. Oh, hello, you caught us.

3:23We're here having a party. Come on in. It's the Bob and Tom Show. Tom and I were just dancing. He was leading, of course. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studio. There's Christy Lee. Hello. Yes, it is a little warm in here. Someone's been at the... Yeah. There's the controls there. Pat Godwood. A chick. What's wrong? There's Jeff Oskay. Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. There we go. I'm just getting organized over here. I could be here. I'm at theorangeinsoles.com sports desk and it all starts tonight. And how's your bracket and CWA playing games at Dayton this evening? All right. And we have an opportunity for you speaking of orange insoles to win a million bucks. A little bit of bracketology. Fill out that bracket. Go to Bob and Tom.com slash contest and get your bracket all filled out.

4:28I'm surprised you like the word bracketology. It's one of those manufactured words like edutainment. And... Yeah, but it's kind of fun. Yeah. Implying that there's a science to this when we all know that there's a significant amount of luck that might be involved. More than significant. My goodness. So yeah, but give it a shot. Have some fun. Was it last year or the year before recently that all four number one seeds made it to the final four? Well, we'll see what happens. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's always fun when one of the distant teams knocks out one of the good ones right away. Yeah, always fun. But so use your smarts and have some fun. And by the way, we have a brand new. We've got a complete redo of Bob and Tom.com and of our app and the VIP service. So it's being described as faster, cleaner and simpler. So check it out if you can today. Once again, it's Bob and Tom.com and our orange insoles.com may him bracket contest.

5:32It is up and running. By the way, we open up a little bit of Haywood banks going out to Jack and Lyndon, Pennsylvania. Oh, I thought you were going to say Lyndon, Texas. Lyndon, Texas, the home of Richard Bowden of Pinkerton, Bowden and the great Don Henley of the Eagles. No, Lyndon, Lyndon, Pennsylvania. Do you know where that is, Pat? I do not. Jack is a regular correspondent. He said, for no good reason, please play Haywood banks. It's his feet, yards, miles, whatever it is. We just did. You're welcome. Thank you very much. Now, yesterday, a couple of things to go over. Today, of course, St. Patrick's Day. Happy St. Patrick's Day. Same to you. This is... Oh, that's very nice green. Yeah. This is the only green. I searched and searched that I found this one. Why are you shaking your head? I don't have anything green. Well, it's kind of a teal, but we'll give it to you. Oh, I think that's more green than his red shirt. Sure. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's the colors every now and then. Like I said, this was as green as I had. I don't work.

6:32Jeffrey, anything? Yeah. Green. No, no, no. No, I don't. Oh, we get to pinch you. Well, Pat's not wearing anything green. And you're thinking, Chick, you're not wearing anything green either. Oh, I beg to differ. Oh, look at you. That's pretty cool. Right. Look at that. What is that? A green shirt. What is that? It's the legend. What is that? First of all, it's a shoe, Tom. I know it's a shoe, but is it some fancy brand? It's a Nike. Of course. It's like any other Nike. It's like any other Nike. There's a movie about it. There are two legendary shoes in the Nike Stable, according to Chick McGee. And they are. They're Nike Air Force ones. And the Nike Cortez that I'm holding. Cortez. That's the Cortez. Classic design. You'll see these. Named after. It stands awardees on the Seinfeld. Named after Cortez, the killer. No, see of Cortez. Come on. No, Cortez, Kennedy. Oh, defensive alignment for this Seattle Seahawks. Okay. It was big in the shoes. Okay. Why do you? Why do you people think I tell you facts when I never have?

7:33And you always look at me like. Oh, that really is not called the Cortez. Well, it is called the Cortez, but it's not named after Cortez Kennedy. Who's it named after? I don't know. They probably are you going to look it up now? I mean, why are you asking me when you're going to look it up? Someone say that's insulting. It wasn't there. It wasn't. I don't. I can't think of any. I would say they don't really have any interest. No. Was it Cortez? The guy that shot all the people in the Aztec Empire or something? There's a song about it. He had something to do with Neil Young at a song called Cortez, the killer. I remember that. Inkas or one of the other. Why would they name a shoe after a guy that was responsible for? How did they get away with their name and a shoe Air Force One after the plane? I don't know. There was a shoe called the Hitler or the Pol Pot. All right. Maybe there's another Cortez. I had no idea. Passed to be another Cortez. This was going to go this way. Happy St. Patrick. Is that a fancy expensive shoe? No, not so much. It's an entry level price.

8:34Oh, really? Yeah, around 100 bucks. You're okay. Entry. Isn't the cheese. Aren't some of these Air Jordans worth thousands and thousands of dollars? Well, yeah, if you want to get into those, I've never had those. Never cared for it. Well, so you have a nice green stripe on your shoe. That's exactly right. Okay. That's all I wanted. That's very good. Pat, the only thing you have green is a recent discharge. Yeah. How's that coming? Itching, the burning. Hey, you know, take the medicine. You wait. You wait it out. Do you refer to it as the nail is in street lingo? No. I might have heard that. Like Marlon Brando and last tango in Paris. Does he say that? I've never heard that other than that. I believe he says he caught the nail in Cuba. I don't really know exactly. I don't know if you saw your thumbnail from this week from you going. Through the hood, but in the background, there was a bar called the rusty nail. And I had that in there just for you. Oh, nice. And then isn't there a sex term known as the rusty trombone? Yeah. Yes. Why don't you look that up when you got your Google out?

9:37I just want to hear you read it and then use mumble. Oh, dear. Okay. I think you have no idea what that means. Of course not. Why would I know what that means? And when you find out what it is, you'll go, I can't believe I said that on the air. Okay. Tom is looking up the sling term rusty trombone. Oh, don't. Oh, boy. It's a rough one. Oh, it said it's considered to be used as a shock humor and adult conversations. That's right. A lot of people think that these sex terms don't exist. Like the Blumpkin or the chili dog, the rusty trombone. I believe in steamer, one of our famous ones. Oh, dear. Yeah. There you go. That's an old deer one. Yes. It is described here explicit and crude. Get your red wings. That's another term. Yeah. There's a lot of it. This sounds like you could pull a muscle though in the rusty trombone among other things. Well, I will just move forward here.

10:37Sex is for one thing. Procreation. Correct? Making babies. Well, of course. Yes. And happy St. Patrick's Day. Christy, where's your green? Back list. Well now to talk about that. Being blue. That's green blue. It's green turquoise. It's all I add. I don't have any. I look for a green shirt. I have nothing. Did you go? Andy, I don't have any green shirt. I did not. Help me. Help me, honey. Yesterday, we had a story. I found fastening. You guys kind of poo-pooed it. The post office does lots of cool commemorative stamps. Pat, do you remember the stamp that I thought was so neat? At the record show, Josh. I do not. I think I, you know, asked blank that out. Rubbing his head. I'm signed. Christy's neck. Lot of writers, dear. Oh, the low. Yes. I remember the other writers on the stamps. Tom thought that was fastening. It's a nice tribute. Do you don't think so? I wish they would have done the really cool painted up ones.

11:37Not just the, they're not the really fancy. Some of those low writers are works of art. If you've got a low writer, put flames on the side. They do. I mean, if you go to the Peterson Museum, there's a whole exhibit. And they're amazing. Tom Peterson, basis for cheap trade. What? Peterson Museum in Los Angeles, come. Now, this is from the United States Postal Service. They just have rolled out these, they're forever stamps. Most of them are Chevy and Palace. And these are classic five classic low writers, with names like Let the Good Times Roll, also known as Soy Como Soy, a blue 46 Chevrolet Fleet Line, a 58 Chevrolet Impala. I believe you mean Chevy, known as the 85. It's honoring a specific part of Chicano culture. I think it's cool. 78 cents stamps, by the way. You can get it. Yeah, but they're forever stamps. If you buy them now. If you buy them now, they're forever. And you're reasoning on 78 cents stamped, didn't you? Tell the Post Office to do something and get it over with.

12:37Obviously, they should charge more. Every year you hear the Post Office is losing money for some reason. They charge more for the stamps. I don't understand. And there's some ridiculous thing they have to have Congress do back flips or something. I don't know. I think they should change the uniforms. Because he's the Postmaster, General. Really, really military. Oh, I don't give a name or ideas. Yeah. Like a cap and a dress blues and the whole thing. What I think they should do is take those Post Office vehicles. And in honor of this, have a couple of them turned into low riders. First of all, you know the mail was coming when you heard that. Boom. Boom. Boom. No, it's not. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom.

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17:43At O'Reilly auto parts. There's Christie Lee at the news desk. Hey, there's Pat Godwin. Hey chick He's already for a song today Tom. He's already to go. I got a request first But yeah, perfect. There's Jeff Oscar. Hey, man Josh Arnold under the weather. There's Ace Cosby I'm chick McGee at the orange insoles dot com sports s. Hello Tom hey hi chick a couple of quick things before we get to the action here Um In the world of sports as you mentioned We have a little bit of a march madness up and running in particular men's college basketball. We're highlighting that Because we got a little thing going on with orange insoles orange insoles dot com. That's right Do some good stuff for your feet also Perhaps whenever a cool big screen TV or maybe a million bucks. It's your bracket fill it out get that done quickly Uh, it's uh, it's fun. It's easy. Just go to bobandom.com slash contest While you're there you may notice we have got things uh New and improved as they used to say about laundry detergent

18:46We got a great new looking a new look on the bobandom website Also, we've got some new stuff on the VIP website you might want to join up and uh also a great new the app is Completely redone so we're getting stuff together you get a chance today give it a give it a look also real quick We are going to be doing a special broadcast. We love doing this. We will be Technically in the Commonwealth of Kentucky Right there by the Ohio River celebrating the Cincinnati Reds and their entry into major league baseball with the home opener thursday March 26th Yes, I'm true Major league baseball opener and Cincinnati baby way history said it's you damn right Not in Portugal or wherever they're all they're all they're doing International Uh, that will be at smoke justice again. Yep, and uh, you get there early. We hope to see you there Maybe I'll play uh pay my bar tab this time. I think I left it hanging always um miss hooker gonna come

19:47Remember last time there was an incident with miss hooker and one of the ladies. Oh yeah. Oh yeah There was a Near near horizontal mumbo right there in the bar um doesn't say there wasn't okay Of our broadcast brought you by Lee's famous Recipe chicken. Yeah, very excited about that and um try their pot pie. It's it's amazing We were actually talking about the air off the air the swimming when we were discussing how delightful the Lee's famous recipe chicken pot buys are Not to be missed. Where was I going with this? Oh, I know the reason I'm bringing this up We just designed a t-shirt last week And um, it's I just think it's really cool. It's an in honor of opening day And in honor of our friends at the fox and Cincinnati. Oh, there it is. We got it up on the screen. So we get two options Yeah, yeah a couple of options But the important thing is the money from these shirts is gonna go to a great charity Um, uh called bravegowns and what they do is they make little superhero costumes for kids that are in the hospital

20:47And the hospital and Cincinnati a good friend of mine Their daughter was saved by the brilliant Physicians and nurses and staff at that hospital and so it's the least we can do but it and we have it set up So you could if you want to make a direct donation to bravegowns You can't or you can buy one of the shirts and I believe we have them up and running today Yes, and then we'll have someone we get there on on coming up in a couple weeks But just a cool charity and I know I wouldn't ask you to donate if you don't could I buy one to wear on that Day of the show. Yeah, absolutely. Oh, where are they are they have gone to presses they say And there's an obscure fact on the shirt Don't me to say what it is to let people figure out what happens when you sit in an infusion for three hours I can tell him what it is. Yeah, let's go. Well, I will I designed this while Yeah sitting in a in a clinic with with a needle in my arm Here's what we're dealing with the last time this happened he you put a you hit a pros act pill on one of the

21:47That's right. I forget what I forget which one it was The circuits one No, he and bovers sitting in Some sort of recliner. I want to say an old folks home, but that yeah, that was he that was the album called you guys rock We're in rocking chair. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well the t-shirt for the reds home opener has the latitude and longitude on the home Play in in Cincinnati. Mm-hmm. He thought that was it's cool Cool Yeah, also Do you go what's right also has the elevation Well, well, what's the elevation like 79 feet or something? No, it's uh Well, it's on the shirt. It's like 347 or something. That seems high Um, what if you got what if you got the laundry What is what he is? Latitude longitude. What if you got that wrong? You gotta reprint him. What if there's a mistake? Well, no, then it would just be the latitude and longitude. It might be of smoke justice and coming to conducting could be I relied on I was as you know, I told I was sitting at a clinic getting an infusion that day

22:52If it's a minor skin thing, I have to do it every month I don't it but the point is it's a cool shirt about the lady who went into the bathroom and never came out She was in there for half an hour. Yeah Did we determine I at what point should I have called a nurse and said I think someone may have died in your bed 10 minutes landed on 10 minutes. You think no, that's too short soon. Yeah 15 Because I was stuck in a chair and and This lady I wanted to go to the there's only the one bathroom right there in that big room full of people confused This is like your car breaking down in front of a repair place. If she did pass out or so She's in the right place. Yeah Maybe she fainted in a restroom in the hospital. They rush in and help her But I was about to ask if there was another bathroom somewhere in the facility. Well, I'm sure there was Let's see. I've got that pole with the with the bag. Oh, no, no The stick you know what you said because it's stick with the IV I'm trying to inform it the stick by the way if you're getting an IV little tip for you Get somebody who knows what they're doing to start the IV

23:53It's getting to do that helps don't pinch off the hose with one with when your recliner chair goes back Yeah, I was wondering why I was there an extra hour In any event After 10 minutes, I should have told the nurse. Hey, there's someone in that bathroom. I want to make sure they're okay Probably 10 minutes. Yeah, well, they've got all the I think in all the hospitals. They have that little String you can pull if you have trouble or something right? I don't know if there's one in there Because it's just in a hospital. It's just it's just a clinic. Um, oh, yeah, I didn't say anything and I were you in there for some sort of Sexually transmitted disease you trying to cover that that's right. I have to nail for sherry syphilis of the eye No, it's a skin. Oh, that's awful. You get in the eye. It's a skin In any event it's seeps. I think maybe 15 minutes then you say Check on the person in there and as often as a case in these questions you ask us You've already made up your mind. Why are you including us in the conversation? I didn't do anything No, I waited half an hour for it to come out and then what happened and some other lady went in there and now then I was still

24:55Holding that I had to pinch it off practically Didn't they have one of those little what you in line? Pitchers you can go in Yeah, no, it's you know, they it's an open room Ten people getting infusions for various medical issues. They call that little handheld thing Yeah, they call it the urinal and I told the nurse last I've seen urinals. This is this is a pitcher with a spout on it It's a piss jug is what it is I was an editor's note that was that was Christy Lee couldn't have said it any better myself Yeah, I'm sure if you got the piss jug lady And we've there's nothing more difficult for a human being to do than laying on your back trying to urinate I don't know you know except for children Those of you that have ever had a son You put them on the changing table and every once in a while you get it right in the face. Yeah Oh, no What's it get? It's not the rusty trombone you get it right in the face. Oh come on No, it's one of these vulgar terms. I get the point of my bringing this up

26:00I thought we'd take one minute. It's taken it looks like a solid 10 Is thanks a to Lee's famous recipe chicken Thanks also to with the Cincinnati Reds thanks to smoke justice and coming and we hope to see you Thursday morning March 26th and the Fox They're sly. Yeah, they are sly. Yeah, and this is it's a fun shirt and it's a great great cause benefiting A really fun. It's a very small charity, but they make like I said they make little superhero Costumes for kids that are in the hospital and if you've ever had a kid in the hospital It's terrible and but this it really does cheer him up a little bit if you've seen the reaction So it's a fun charity. I would never ask you to donate to something. I wouldn't donate to so if you want to great If you don't that's okay to emails from around the world brought to you by sleep number on the bovontomshow hurry in It's your last chance to get select sleep number mattresses take up to 30 to 40% off The sleep number top rated beds only at a sleep number store or That's right. It's on your computer at sleepnumber.com

27:01And I want to congratulate the sleep number people they have Now convinced my largest dog that he needs to sleep in my bed every night Oh, yeah my dogs too and I love it because my dogs will get in the bed before I do and you can hear the bed go You said Because the two of them together weigh about what I weigh so it thinks I'm in bed That's very yeah, now um you got a letter over there mister dear bovontomshow good morning my favorite crew It's your resident happily married gay trucker zack from norwalko high. Oh, I like that's how he's like Got a lot going on there You guys read my letter on the air about the lethal penny far things which made my day Was listening to your friday podcast and the topic of alpacas came up These are the these are the shetland sheep dogs of balama world, right? Yeah, they're a little smaller than a llama and your dream is to have a farm with alpacas I wish the listeners could have seen the look on chick's face when he just looked at Christy after saying the word alp

28:07Yeah, are they sweet? Yeah, they're very sweet Are these the ones that spit alamas will spit? I've never had an alpaca spit at me But maybe they do wouldn't you like to see a chinchilla right in alpaca? Yes, I'd be neat. What are they awesome? Are they related to camels? Probably yeah, they're the same I don't know family Camels alpaca. Did you I have their dromedaries? I don't think they will to be did I give you the camel a Botox story? We've done that before but I don't know if I have I'll dig it our camels trying to look younger There's a whole remember that they have that camel beauty pageants and they have oh, yeah, they have camel racing Literally millions of dollars are spent on these camels and the camels wear like suits The camels are wearing these rubber suits micro suits are they look like don't act stars. Christy. I'll dig it up You don't have to find yeah, there was a thing just a last week about camels and Botox I'm sorry back to our letter alpacas. He said jog to memory. I had with my younger brother

29:09Name Josh. We had a boss that told my brother that alpacas are just the giraffes of the sheep world So there you go Christy now. That's all you'll think about when you see an alpaca That's kind of correct because you know they use alpaca for their wool Just like they do for a sheep, but I think this was a neck reference. I know And drafts nexus too long. I don't know. I just understand that You know the alpaca is technically related to the brana sorus They got that long neck thing going. They're watching the flinstones. Yeah, that's totally accurate Let's not let this opportunity go by Christy's question was how stupid do we think she is? I have sat in here for almost 40 years so that's where something oh you'll You'll go stupid. That's possible. I can tell you. I have a question I was a booger scholar. Yeah alpacas Do you assure them like you do a sheep? Yes So then after you've taken their fur off, they look really skilled silly and yeah, they look real skinny and they don't have any air Just like when you're job. Are they self-conscious about it? They walk around going what the hell maybe anybody else think that when they

30:15Sheared the sheep they also killed it You thought that oh, yeah, oh like till last week. Oh wow I went where all these sheep coming from Turns out they You know that goes right back one sheep can five or six sweaters. Yeah before they kill it They're Bob a top show Cashmere's come from goat. What is it a goat? Oh, I love cashmere. I want to be wrapped in cashmere Not sure if you're allowed to read this on the air. There's a teeny tiny cuss word I was at the crow girl yesterday morning, and that is how we refer to it the crow girl. Mm-hmm. I push my Cart to the cart corral. I passed a middle-aged man doing the same snow squalls swirling around us. I said to him Looks like winter's not done with us yet And he mumbled back GD groundhog It made my day That's James from Cincinnati. There you go Uh, by the way here it is

31:17A camel beauty contest in Oman Has been rocked by oh man has been rocked by controversy after 20 animals were disqualified for Quote cosmetic enhancements According to the times of India Veterinary teams inspected the festivals contestants and discovered several camels had been given Botox Various live fillers Silicon reshaping Jesus Mary Listen to this yes artificial hump inflation This is like this is the same thing is the easy filler in their home. Yeah, this is the same thing that you read about these ladies in Miami That you know get their butts You know build with a tire remember that one lady they fix a flat it was fix a flat and they're almost killed her Under festival rules camels the modification is will trigger disqualification They beauty contest is only supposed to reward natural form and lineage only So uh, wow even in the world of camel beauty pageants

32:21They are using using Botox and I was wrong alpacas are closely related to camels closely. Yes. They share a similar ancestry. Can they uh is it called a cow cow pack of they have a baby A coat or an camel the camel day family camelids Yeah, llamas Boy, there are some words here. I've never seen So do if you if you have a A camel and you want to enhance the size of Of the hump Would that be a hump job Yeah, you're filling it with Filling it with whatever stuff they guess um, well, uh time now to check in with our car girl She happens to be Christy Lee and she happens to be driving her Hyundai today Tell him more in snow mode. Thanks a lot Ha ha Get into the Hyundai getaway sales event. They're having deals right now that you're going to love That's right on some of their most popular models like you need a new SUV

33:24Check out the Hyundai Santa Fe or Santa Fe hybrid and of course my favorite the Tucson I happen to have the Tucson hybrid which I highly recommend and then there's the bold and stylish sedan It's called the elantra or elantra however you pronounce it and if you want to go all electric You'll want to look into the ionic 5 or the ionic 9 It's the Hyundai getaway sales event and it's going on right now So you want to get down to your local Hyundai dealer you're going to find a deal the old love and it's the Hyundai getaway sales event Visit Hyundai USA dot com for all the details. That's Hyundai USA dot com. Thank you very much Christy Lee Coming up. We have sporting news. We have more of your letters brought you by sleep number. It's not sporting news No, it's news about the world sports. Yes It's sporting news makes it sound like guys wearing all white plate tennis sporting news. He wants it, too Yeah Here's Bill Big Bill Tilden

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35:26Rakuten is a world of rewards. Join today for free go to Rakuten dot com or get the app. That's R-A-K-U-T-E-N You So hang in there Hello and welcome back to the Bob and Tom show where you're with the O'Reilly auto part studios Kristi Lee is at the news center. Hello I'm very centered. I think I like that sweater. What do you think Tom? You like that sweater? It's very uh, I like it. I like it. It's very Dave Starsky Both from Tucson as much as Tucson look Mara Starsky would wear sweaters like that. It is kind of a Indigenous people's Tattoo like I was going to say a southwest design Exactly Southwest turquoise-wearing hippie it's based on Brilliant designs and I didn't know if I'm not I think she's wearing turquoise around her neck right now

36:29I am a turquoise wearing hippie you holding no You holding Hi Pat. How are you got that song or anybody? I got songs ready. Oh, well. Okay. All right. There's Jeff Oscar Josh under the weather. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm chicken the orange insoles dot com sports desk We're talking off here about Dave Matthews band And of course Dave's going on the big tour this summer. You always does and brings out the band a great party But up the pat I know that you're getting ready to Do some live shows. I that guitar is on baby and you do a fine impression of Dave Matthews I would you you have favorite. I just love it Something breakfast Something I think it goes something way. Yeah, Dave Matthews for

37:31Breakfast you make some very crazy sounds It's like red skeleton back in the day Uh, mega blast. I like that doggy song. A doggy song What would you say or something? What is it? What would you say? That is great. So now I'm walking I got a crash into me lift up your dress. Whatever that is I have no idea what do you think? Christie Lee Is a fan of the The junior llamas if you will the alpacas the alpacas have alpaca fur outside for the birds to make their nests with It's very thoughtful. They haven't you're you're a man. I doubt they could find anything in nature that would You know what they're using nest You know what they're using Jeff My sticks and leaves no the planter boxes with all that you know the Yeah, they yeah, but you're returned to nature your goal is to have a farm with alpaca. Yeah I'll never get it and I'd like to get the ball rolling I'll donate a hundred dollars for you to move to a farm. Are you in we are never moving again. I've been told

38:35I'm team. So we had a story that led to a discussion of camels And we have a new story about the camel beauty contest and you said you found the winner. I I do I believe his name is massacotta That is M-A-S-S-A-K-A-T-A It's a white camel owned by Welshman Shafiq Khan One the recent beauty patch King Abdul Aziz camel festival in Saudi. Is that a girl or a boy camel? I I don't know But again, there was controversy because there were 20 animals were disqualified according to the times of India because They were given Botox lip filler silicone reshaping quote-unquote artificial hump inflation Look at the eyelashes. That must be a bad angle. I have definitely seen sexier camels than that. Have you? Oh, yeah This camel was honored for its long neck and white coat competing against hundreds of other camels

39:38Who are the judges with English-owned entries Rolex? Do they make them run around the circle like they do at Westminster? I bet they do and jathaba Uh Rolex was a second jathaba coming in third place So if you're this must be an old photograph because they're all wearing white So it must be before Labor Day in Oman Oh my goodness. I want to see these camels do the agility core so much them go through the tunnel Oh, man those are Great video so stocks going through those So anyway that controversy in the world of camel but this is to be distinguished from the camel races Where there are quite there are millions of dollars at stake and they're dressed up in the camel races They're wearing very tight-fitting track suits Yeah, they have goggles. I don't have goggles. They look like rubber suits. Yeah, it's yeah like swimmers used to wear remember those Yeah, but you can tell the camels have the fake comps because they have big nipples on them

40:39Is that is that an indicator for fake boobs? I'm just guessing He's making that up. He has an idea. I don't know much about camels. Uh, dear bobbins They're bobbin top show. Hello kids. Oh, that's nice Uh, this is John from Mo Mooyaka I Witness the house that the Griswolds and company built for the puppy dogs No, this is the doghouse over the weekend my 10-year-old and one of her friends and I built a little doghouse. Yeah, she's based on their specs It certainly isn't necessarily probably not in code Um, today Well, it's still in the house isn't it is. Yeah, we're gonna take it back outside. Just check local listings It I want to put a few more wood screws in it before it gets wet Got you The dog has to think first laid eyes on his new doghouse. Wait, I was sleeping in a beautiful home and now I have to bed in this low-cost housing

41:41Uh, oh, and then it goes dot dot dot pat you have a song for us That's uh, John thank you John The dog one of the dogs went right into it. He loved it. He didn't look like he loved it A little shelter. He had a couple treats in there Well, that's really his water bowl his dog bowl. He was very happy in there. Uh, patty gonna do an iris What do you got the k-po up here? Just talk while I get it. It's St. Patrick's Day Uh, I'll remind you right now to go to bobandom.com the mayhem bracket contest is up and running courtesy of orange in souls And check out what they got going on at orange in souls right now and to get into the contest go to bobandom.com slash contest You could win yourself a million bucks Also, while pat gets tuned over that will remind you once again Thanks to Lee's famous recipe chicken. We're gonna be Celebrating the opening day of the Cincinnati Reds coming up Thursday, March 26 And I'd like to remind you we'll be live in person and uh, excuse me it's smoke justice which is in Covington It's great spot. We were there last year

42:42We'll have a little lot of fun. Hope to see you there and also we have a special t-shirt That's gonna benefit an organization called brave gowns They make little superhero suits for kids in the hospital So it's a real positive fun thing and we have actually got them pictures of the t-shirts posted Today at bobandom.com so they're and you can actually buy them online And we'll bring a bunch of them down there and once again the money is going to uh help out some little kids Dress up like superheroes while they're stuck in the hospital and we're all hoping they get out Uh soon, but patty guys self in tune over there. You spend half your life tuning the other half playing out of tune I'm ready. Are you smoking pot? What's going on? I'm in my will Little song for today. I'm not wearing any green. I never wear any green on St. Patrick's Day I'm a Patrick and it's kind of a tradition for me and here we go. Here we go I'm patty G Patrick my mother calls me And it's March 17th it's bad luck not to wear green

43:47Oh, I went to stop my car Didn't get too far Squirrel chewed the wire Nail in my front tire know it ain't Patrick's Day On St. Patrick's Day Things aren't going my way No, ain't Patrick's Day Got served by the IRS Dumped in a text Lump in my sack Not so good because I'm a hypokondri I got drunk and I don't drink Got in a fight spent the night in the clink Oh, they think I ruptured my spleen Oh, man, I shoulda won't green Oh, it ain't Patrick's Day

44:49Oh, musta forgot to pray Things aren't going my way No, it ain't Patrick's Day My son's pronouns Changed again I don't know how Why oh, when I'm supportive What's the dad to do? They moved back in there 42 it ain't Patrick's Day On St. Patrick's Day Just found out my wife is gay Oh, it ain't Patrick's Day Oh, thank you very much, Pat What a wonderful song It ain't Patrick's Day on St. Patrick's Day We'll have a little bit of St. Patrick history for you Oh great A very small amount, I can assure you Coming up when we get to today in history Big St. Patrick's Day celebration, of course, in Savannah, Georgia Biggest place

45:49That's the biggest Is that it? Yeah, it's huge Yeah, and the first St. Patrick's Day I want to say was somewhere in Florida Really? First St. Patrick's Day parade Oh, oh Famously, yeah Like St. Augustine or something Yeah, the president Indicated was a holiday That's something probably at some point Thanksgiving But yeah, the first one was in Florida But the big one, the big one, the big big celebration St. Augustine, yeah, on 1601 Oh Wow On 17th, 1601 How many people were there? In the Spanish colony of St. Augustine, Florida Yeah, organized by the colony's Irish and Vicar Ricardo Artur Oh, wow Yeah And Ponce was there, he had to be there So they had booze in 1601 Of course they did It's a daily own, right? Was it St. Augustine? I always liked the Donald Duckfers That Ponce de Loon Did you ever see that? And I was a good one I will give you that The Ponce de Loon That fuse are with Donald That's all coming up Next to the Scarlet

46:49Pumper, Nicole Coming up in the news, we have a Survey about pubic here that's kind of interesting And a warning About something that's floating around out there Called nuclear Viagra Huh? Yeah, I don't want to give you too many details But the story does have the word Exploding penis Oh, come on Yeah, honest Yeah, it's a one of those underground No Ideas that probably Is something you want to avoid We'll give you some details From the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios This is the Bob and Tom Show More of the show is on the way You can find us on X at Bob and Tom Or you can email us at Bob and Tom at Bob and Tom.com

48:01Auto Parts If you might get sapped Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios Kristi Lee and her swell sweater Thanks, chick Gotta get a picture of that up on A couple of socials There's Pat Godwin Hello There's The one the only Jeff Oscar Hello Hello There's Ace Cosby Hey, I am chick And we're at the orangeinsoles.com sports desk And when I say we, I mean me and all my personalities And here's Tom Hello Tom That's right I'm gonna decide if I can read this letter Okay Give me just a second to review I have to say Ace you're wearing a Notre Dame hat But it's not green Was that your They're the Irish come on Yeah, but it's not green I think I will Side with Ace on this You're gonna take that Yeah, okay

49:02Notre Dame, the fighting Irish I know they're the fighting Irish And I just went to the bathroom I don't think this green shirt of mine really is green I said that It's a blue green It's like it's green But you said You said that other shirt you had was red And it wasn't red Uh oh Uh yeah, this is kind of I don't This is the closest thing I had to green this morning More green than your red shirt was red Okay So a bit good Looks nice on you, that's a good color Okay, thank you very much Looks okay And now chick I've got a musical accompaniment to your shoes You want to show them to us again? That's that's your green over there Oh no Oh god I have a pair of Naki Corteson with a green swoop Jesus What Yeah, yeah, we enjoy that Look at this is Look at this is Christy Now it's nearly young Looking for the new world, this is all right It's the major point To wrap it up a great Neil Young album called Zuma That's Cortes the killer There was a great Neil Young album, I missed it

50:02Oh Come on now How long were you? Are you kidding? I'm always said Neil I'm not kidding You're so hard Neil sleeps Neil sure can write a song Oh he's the greatest He's the one I'm so hard I don't care, give me the hate mail I'm not a Neil Young fan It's okay It's in real Very nice guy too I'm sure he is David Cosby's exactly like that only The exact opposite I didn't want to say to Neil You're a feel like punching David Cosby When he gets up on stage And starts talking about conspiracy theories That's a terrific album from Neil But your shoes are called the Cortes Yeah, Nike Cortes Seems like an odd choice I mean Cortes kind of decimated the Aztecs Would it be would you do it? Would you do a shoe? Hey, the new Nike poll pot I don't know Tom Nothing better to wear The killing fields Than the new Nike poll pot No Anybody cracked open a book Okay We all know There's nothing funny

51:02The books make fun of me You know, I normally really don't laugh And the killing fields Honk that you do That's just me though Okay I will Apparently the Nike Cortes was named after Herman Cortes The Spanish conquistador Who conquered the Aztecs As a direct response to a legal challenge For Adidas or Adidas Originally named the Aztec For the 1968 Mexico Olympics Oh There you go There you have it It's still in poor taste Well You know what, I'll tell Nike that You don't wear the Puma Hitler I mean, just saying There are certain people You don't glorify You know, maybe that was why Nike folded And you don't hear about them anymore That could be Yeah Oh, wait a minute, that didn't happen That's right I understand that their market share is diminished substantially Is that right? Is that what you understand I think you can get it backed up on the internet I don't know where Yeah, huh Why? Because of the Cortes?

52:03That would be a logical And yet incorrect answer No, I just I find them too narrow for me A lot of people find them too For my feet That's correct Actually We got to do better And I got to shock that Particularly care to wear athletic shoes during the day During the day Since when You used to always wear them At the gym What I You were You were You wear brogans at the gym Is that what you do? No, no, during the day Walking around the streets I like to wear leather shoes like a gentleman Is that right? Yes So what are you going to do in the summer You're going to wear those leather ski boots the whole year They're not ski boots They're I have some Modified versions of these I found They're more like shoes Let's just move forward here What's happening in the world of sports Loaring in my head Speakers forever those Oh twos or whatever Yeah, no he has a He had sneakers He had sneakers On clouds He wore black underwear Denies all of this now He's an on cloud

53:03Denier I always wear black underwear You just said You white Tidy white He's what you wear Never I can't keep up with you What did I say? I never said that You wore the What you said you wore Were the bike short ones The box of briefs That you swear you never wore They're black Want to see them? No I don't and I don't think That's what you said the last time We talked about underwear But okay I always wear black Okay I stand corrected Go ahead You have a letter I I this may require a substantial editing Okay Do you have a letter? Go ahead You're going to do it now While I'm reading a letter Thank you for your attention Hello, Bob and Tom show I was just listing the other day And you were asking What are green lanterns powers Yes You remember this, huh I thought I would take a moment to explain This is from Justin and Kentucky The green lanterns are essentially Intergalactic space cops There are many

54:04Green lanterns power ring transforms the wears Will power Will power an imagination into green energy I can't believe he wasn't more popular And I'm telling you There's another two paragraphs That I've chosen not to read No, I even as a kid I didn't buy into green lantern No one did They're the green lanterns And I wasn't really a big justice league fan I like the solo stuff Yellow lanterns Oh really See, I think kids in general like it When they're with superheroes team up A special appearance by such and such And spider-man Oh yeah Although Tom likes to be by himself We all know that he was cool I never understood the wonder twins They're like Oh, that was a bucket of water And then the other one would like Throw the bucket of water on somebody Like it was like the And they touched rings Oh yeah The wonder twins Yeah It's supermanager At a logical storyline Oh yeah Ripped on Yeah Ripped on a Joriela Calo Great logic

55:04And you know, Clarkson That was great the skies That was a logical It is mine Okay So his home planet blew up And his parents sent him here Yes, a rocket Flyers And a rocket Mm-hmm Yeah Very logical And he landed in a farm field And some people found him The Kents Yes This is logical You know what I hear it I was a little skeptical And he had the dog crypto I gotta tell you Oh, that's the only time Yeah, I was crypto in the rocket with him I'd forget the explanation I don't know how crypto got here Maybe he had a separate rocket for the dog I don't remember But there's some logic behind it That's very logical Yeah But I, that's the best part of the last Superman was crypto Yeah, they brought crypto in You know, there was no crypto though That was all AI Or computer generator Or something Okay Well now This gets back to my dilemma The other day I was in a clinic getting this infusion

56:04It's just a minor issue I have a skin thing Nothing big But I have to sit there for three plus hours Thing in my hand This IV Had to go to the bathroom Because you're full of fluids And I have you drink a lot of But some lady walked into the bathroom And she didn't come out For finally about 30 minutes I was And I was wondering Should I have called the nurses That this could be a problem in there This is a letter from Megan She writes How long should you wait In case you think there might be a dead person in the bathroom When I was 17 I worked at a tanning salon There were 10 beds I was there by myself It was close to closing time One of our regulars came into tan He was an older gentleman So hot He told me he had to go to the bathroom 20 minutes went by Finally I mustered up the courage To walk back there to knock No answer Knocked again No answer Oh no I attempted to open the door It was locked Like something was wedged Between the door and the wall Oh my god So I called 911 Come to find out he had passed out Hit his head in the porcelain sink

57:04And was profusely bleeding from his head Oh please In case you're wondering they do leave All the blood for the 17-year-old Girl to clean up Anyway the answer is how soon should you knock 20 minutes Wow Got okay Uh let's just say the guy He's fine Well Forever Wherever he may be Wherever he may be He's there okay Uh okay Wow And now Pat are you worried about Passing out in the bathroom and dead I am now All right But you know I Should I have after 20 minutes Should I have said to one of the nurses You should check on this I say 10 minutes I say 20 10 minutes She could be doing She could be doing Wordal You're thinking about it Different No one should be in a public bathroom Longer than 10 minutes Yeah Public bathroom That's That's Just out of courtesy Yeah that should be underlined Well then They real up and come back in 20 minutes Yeah they realize somebody Is probably waiting on where they are

58:04So let's pick it up lady I'm always worried that I'm taking too much time in a public bathroom No matter how long I just don't want to die in one Well of course not Nobody wants to die in a public bathroom, Tom Hi Hey You're here today On a second Hang on I would care Let's hear him out This is a good topic Jeff, where do you not want to die All right I've always said Tom's bathroom I've always said hotel room That sounds depressing Yeah But that's probably how it's gonna Well What do you think No you're not gonna What do you think Where do you not want to die I don't want to die Here on the show Yeah Well I died about 20 minutes ago I think I think Tom will pick this up I got bad news for you Hey I have a Thomism that somebody wrote in about Wanna hear it Yeah This is from Dave Dave Dave is speaking to a co-worker And you couldn't remember the The word accordion So he said you know the Chess Piano Oh yeah Pretty good right Chess Piano That sounds like a line you'd use in high school In mind of I play the Chess Piano

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1:01:07Yes In the context of something we were discussing earlier Do you know what uh What this is Conquistidolio Distinguished That's something to do with My Nike Cortezas I know that What is it? Um He pronounces it conquistidore Conquistidore Did he really I've never noticed that And I was aware of that song Conquistidolio That bike on his back What he does Oh It's a great song by Procal Herum Oh yeah Gary Brooker Oh great tune You ever heard that one? Oh I love that What's the songs What's the hook Oh it's That's it That's kind of it It was a Breastable hit Later that time I see your honor Breast I remember it, man Now how does this become a hit Do they want

1:02:07Want something after Wider Shea Gapail Here comes the hook I don't remember this Much organ in New York It's a little busy Uh it's uh great song It sounds like you produced it Very Very weird More horns More organ Very weird lyric Uh but a great song Uh speaking of Conquistidolio Why are we talking about that Because Chick is wearing Shoes named after the Conquistidol Yes Cortez Yes So uh Nike the company Because they're green uh Shoes And a green swoosh That's our our tribute to the Aztecs And St. Patrick's Day This is the only place you'll be getting that one I can assure you These are the O'Reilly other parts videos This is the Bob and Tom Show Spring starts at the Home Depot And we are bringing the heat to your backyard this season Fire up the flavor with our wide variety of grills for under $300 Like the next grill for burner gas grill That's perfect for hosting your spring cookout

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1:04:09Did I ever tell you I won a bracket Back my junior year of high school It cost five dollars That was ran by one of the kids in the hall All right And uh I won and uh I won like $490 Oh my Which I mean And I went home and I was ecstatic I'm like, look, I won $490 on the bracket And then I got grounded for two weeks for gambling Because No kidding As I was told We ain't got gambling money Wait a minute, aren't you from a catholic family That's good to say Isn't gambling? What is that? The eleventh commandment That was sheltered Well, it wasn't had a festival So that's why I see It was a money carload ice Okay And this was a catholic school The guy was running the gambling inn, right? Oh yeah Oh Did he let you keep the money at least? Oh yeah Well, I had to put it in savings Well, $490 in junior high is a million dollars Yeah, yeah it is No, I was a junior in high school But it was $100,000 I had ever seen it

1:05:10Yeah Once, ever It was great Wow, that's great This letter, Pat, I hope this is something you do Uh, this is a request, again We've already put you on the spot You've done a nice job so far Uh, this comes to us from uh Cross Lane's West Virginia Oh yeah I know where that is Beautiful country I can Uh, from David there He goes by the name Stink Hammer Oh, that's fine And that gives you a quick snapshot of cross lanes Yeah Stink Hammer Uh It's over there I wanna be Stink Hammer I, uh, don't know what Well, I'm not gonna speculate No, no, there's only one thing You never heard that before? There's only one thing a Stink Hammer can be Oh, heck yeah Oh, I've never heard that before Oh, wait a minute, I'm not into this Well, that's a thing No, you got the Stink Hammer You got the Wombroom You got the Oh, you know Oh, I got you Oh, okay But is it going the Yeah Oh, that's where it goes

1:06:10The one that's designed for it is it No Designed for That's why it's called Stink Okay No, it can go as well Yeah, it does Sorry, there's no need to speculate Um, there are ladies He's kind enough to write I was ordered Watching an episode of MASH Yeah When a Korean patient asked if anyone has found his mouth music Referring to his harmonica The reason I'm reading this letter He goes, PS can pat to his impression Of his father when pat would be late getting home Huh So I'd be late getting home He'd be about midnight And my father What if he'd be in boy What My dad is born here But my grandparents were Irish So he had a like a Richard Burton kind of an ex Did he speak like that all the time All the time And your father was a distinguished A Bestie Actor and Director Professor of Drama An theater He was in Was it Vos? Wasn't he One of those movies He was in the Mollable Guards Mollable Guards Did he ever do anything Comedy Not really

1:07:11Drickly a drama Yeah, he was a really good director. Not necessarily a great actor. My mom was a great actress, but he was a really a good director How many capes or cloaks did he own? Well, he famously had one purple one that he wore to a wedding my cousin's wedding You wore a cape Let's not fly over that. Let's now in hats dad wore a purple cape to a wedding and not just any wedding In his defense my mom had made costumes for a review our whole family did where we did a bunch of showtunes and stuff You're kidding me. Yeah, I'm the oldest of sex and we all did it with them And she made purple bell-bottom so we all had but he had the only cape mom made him a cape He's right and he but he wore this to a wedding And mom and my mother was humiliated and the photos exist. I worked up and Up in Michigan and found my cousin was there and she says she has a picture

1:08:11She's gonna send them. Oh, I got to see this. You don't you don't want to distract from the bride at a wedding You want to kind of be invisible and neutral and the rules to a wedding are all revolve around the bride Whatever she wants and don't do anything. She wants to wear a purple cape. That's fine. Yeah It was a very deep dark purple. I do remember that in fact the whole thing was purple the pants everything Everything that he wore to the wedding Yeah, or end up it was part of a car costum. Yeah, but he's the only one who wore to a wedding Well, thank you Steve camber for that request We learned a lot there. I time now to check the scene chick likes to call sports. Yeah, let's check the scene Now the NCAA men's college basketball tournament gets underway tonight at beautiful UD arena there and date no high These times Eastern 640 tonight. You've got UMBC that's the University of Maryland Baltimore County and Howard both 16 seeds

1:09:13These nuts on UMBC I'm in B.C. Could you not say that again? Yes, you will and we have to keep an eye on UMBC and stop saying it that way Because they are the retrievers and I I thought any good American would think they're the golden retrievers Oh, no, they're Chesapeake Bay Which is the nice dogs the official state dog of Maryland. I had no idea the famous one Is that the water dog? Yeah, there's a Portuguese water dog, but they but they are water dogs as well Yeah, I think Chesapeake Bay would be a hint It's not to be in the water. It's a herod desert Chesapeake Bay wait a second. There's a desert retriever. Sure. Sure. You want to scorpion? You call Hey, can you go get me a fair scorpion song? And then tonight these are on these are on true TV by the way, and you know me. I'm mr. TV I don't know how I don't know how to get to true TV because I have I don't want to say what TV service I have but it

1:10:19It shoots out everything I want so I don't have to hunt and Sir No, it'll when I go home tonight. It'll be all set for The NCAA basketball games will be ready. You just have to click on it. Oh, so I know it's a hot you and BC TV Yeah, go ahead I've decided that instead of stopping it. I'm going to encourage it and then maybe someone will talk to you Instead of yelling at me or we'll be unforced retire By the way, I speak of a UMBC and the other stuff We've got our basketball bracketology thing up and running courtesy of orange insoles Little Bob and Tom.com and check that out why you're there Don't forget we got these special charity t-shirts. We just put on sale today to benefit a great outfit called Brave gowns. They make little superhero outfits for kids in the hospital. It's a terrific organization We'd like to help him out and you can do that by buying a shirt. There you go second game tonight

1:11:19Texas and North Carolina state both 11 seeds and the interesting thing about this on true TV as well Brian Anderson Dick Vitale Jenny Del, of course on sideline and Charles Barclay will be doing that game So that might prove to be Dickie Vee Charles and Yeah, he's he's hanging in there being like Charles GV Charles Bartley Dickie might have a couple words for Dick Vitale. I'm hoping anyway Ronald a kune a kune a junior Michael Garcia and Luisa Reyes hit runs scoring two out single seventh inning rally Venezuela over italy last night four to two and Venezuela is on to the world baseball classic championship game tonight eight o'clock eastern Against the United States of America in Miami from the NFL winner gets the oil Oh, I thought they got their president back Oh, wouldn't that be brought the president out at some point

1:12:20Remember this guy in your Madero and throw the game or okay The New York Jets for some reason have agreed to trade their quarterback just in field to the Kansas City chiefs They've got one call it might be Name Patrick Maholbs. Oh man. He's coming off an injury of course, but uh The Jets will receive a sixth-round pick in 2027 for fields and They'll pick up seven million dollars of guarantee ten million dollar salary coming up for the season This of course pending a physical and what did we learn with Max Crosby sometimes the physical does not Maybe they'll take it all back like any of Max Crosby got to keep it eye on it Another marathon negotiating session between the WNBA and the players union did not end with a new collective bargaining agreement from New York City for the seventh consecutive day The two sides met for over 12 hours. They said there was progress being made There was still work that needed to be done when the sides ended discussion

1:13:22A couple of hours ago at 3.30 a.m Eastern daylight time. Oh, how about that? They're sleeping. Yeah, they're sound asleep Also the NBA is announced. They might be moving a step closer to adding teams in Seattle Sonics and Las Vegas next week when expansion will be again discussed by the league's board of governors Two people with knowledge of the situation. Oh, Seattle and Las Vegas have the inside track Expected at a vote on whether to go forward with those two cities as the targets for expansion takes place next week as well We will see if that happens. All right, bring basketball back to the Seattle Don't you miss the record? Don't you miss the sonics Seattle supersonic. Sure. It's great name. It's slick. What and Woman from Iowa has earned the Guinness world record For the largest collection of spoons Handy if you're a heroine addict you can shoot up with the different spoon every night

1:14:24How many spoons does she have chick that's your spoon, huh? Well, you've got you've got the scoop Camelia Camelia pole P.O.H.L Achieve the record with a total of 38,162 spoons. So that's more uh Spoons than Will Chamberlain had one talk about hiding the lead Her collection of spoons is on display At the Mississippi spoon gallery in Davenport the call for uh call for reservations. Yeah, hey kids. Hey kids at spring break I didn't know the world know for Lauderdale now. We're going to the spoon museum Spoon gallery Mississippi spoon gallery In Davenport that in Davenport Mississippi. No, I guess Mississippi rivers probably close by If she used one spoon for day Oh god, I wanted I wanted illustrate this so you could appreciate how many spoons she would take over 104 years to use

1:15:30For her to use each piece of cutlery in her collection Does she have a nevermind? I'm not gonna. No, no, just have a spoon for what? No, no, no, no I'm sure it's type of spoon or is it just I think she's got all kinds of spoons. Oh my god. There we go there. They are Surprisingly her and her husband sleep in separate beds. No, they do not Oh My goodness, that is You can almost smell that house from here. Yeah, 50 states uh the spoons on the you know map of the United States. No, I'm not lovely Oh, I feel like my grandmother used to collect state spoons. Oh, did she was that like a thing? Yeah, absolutely One of those racks. Oh, really? I bet like a tiny little spoon for me state Chico remember this back in our day and high school spoon rings were big. Do you remember that? I don't where they took like antique silver spoons and they would cut The end of it off and then they'd bend it and make it into a into a ring. It was called a spoon ring

1:16:32Huh, they were very did your mom have a nice rack That's yeah, she had nice, but what are you talking about there's spoon rack? Oh She did not have a spoon. Oh, you didn't mean her I don't have that nice Did she have it a gym legs one of those spoon rings? Sorry, let's just move forward here. Is that sports? Yes, that is that completes our sports bro Coming up next, well, thank you very much. Yes Once again, we got the new bobbin tom app and the new bobbin tom website. It's it's all Cleaner simpler faster check it out if you get a chance and don't forget courtesy of orginsoles.com com. You can get your shot at a million dollars with a little bit of bracketology. Check it out right now. And while you're there, if you're going to be joining us in Cincinnati or just a big fan, you can buy one of those t-shirts in honor of our special visit courtesy of Lee's famous recipe chicken. We're to be hanging out at Smoke Justice coming up Thursday morning March 26th in honor of opening day for the Cincinnati Reds. And we're donating the money

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1:18:36Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the Araleo Auto Parts Studios. Thank you, Araleo Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts of service you need fast from the professional parts people. At Araleo Auto Parts, there's Christie Lee. Happy St. Patrick's Day, chick. There's Pat Godwin, chick. There's Jeff Oskay. That's right. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee and thank you, Christie. Yes. Happy St. Patrick's Day to you as well, Tom. Well, thank you. Greetings from the orangeinsoles.com sports desk. That's just like he is a sitting. Got a quick letter I wanted to read here. I was just handed this. This is in regard to one of my weekend activities, building a dog house with my 10-year-old daughter, one of my daughters, a 10-year-old heart, her friend, B, and we had a nice time. Went to Lowe's. It was quite the adventure, bought the wood, bought the nails, went to my garage, put this thing together.

1:19:36There's been a lot of criticism about the construction. But you have to... There was some shot in us. You have to realize it. It looks like hell. It looks like a big box. Yeah. It's got an entrance for the dog. The dog loves it. We've posted some pictures on our brand new website. It's not joined together properly. It's a slip shot of Tom. All right. This is from Miranda in Springfield, Oregon, beautiful country. Don't let everybody pick on you for building a dog house with your girls. Some of my fondest memories with my father are from going out to the garage and simply hammering nails into an old 2x4 while he worked in his odd projects and years later helping him with home repairs and expansions. Is that right? I know a maintenance technician for a small nonprofit. Every time I grab a hammer and nails, I think of my dad. Sometimes it's the small memories that leave the biggest impact. There you go. And to watch these girls... Did I take one of the hammers? I only had my one claw hammer in that garage. The other one was sort of a mini sledge. Yeah, that's not for nails. It works fine. No. You get a couple... You just do a tap

1:20:40and then boom. You're in. They had a blast. What's it for? For whack-and-stuff. Yeah, they've got knack-and-stuff of balls. It works fine. Sometimes you need a sledge. Sometimes you need a mini sledge. It was easier to dig a bit. What's the ball peeing for? That's for knocking out metal if you're trying to bend it. Ball peeing is the ball on one side and the regular hammer on the claw hammers when you can pull nails out of the claw on one side and the hammer. Yeah, the sledge they had fun with it. They take two hands and they're beating the nails. They had a good time. They smash their fingers. Thanks again to Austin. It lows. Helped us out. Nice guy saw the stuff. Some of the wood for us. We had a great time. What are you making this weekend? Well, I was hoping to put some wood screws into the doghouse. You need to buy some more slabs. So it looks like so that you can bring that in a lot of pain. You know what you need to do is

1:21:41start over as much as you need to do. They're 10. They're just getting used to. Well, tell them that sometimes you have a project that goes through and you have to start over. No, no, they love it. I want to put a roof on it and some gutteders around. I want to put a slanted roof on it. They picked the design out of some on the internet. It was just a big design. I thought I'd design it's a box. Design? It's a box the dog can go. It's barely a box. I kept thinking, well, make it. Boy, this sure looks like a casket. I kept thinking of a Moby Dick and you know, call me Ishmael. It'd be a, well, none of us could fit in that as a casket. Maybe you could. No, it was too wide. But the right height. Yeah, I'll let you know. We have photographs of it. I understand. Oh, there we go. There it is. There are the girls. And look one of the little dogies. Oh, and the key is they went and they found those

1:22:41stick on letters. So it says a doghouse and big letters on it. Yeah, nobody would interpret it as something else. Well, no, it could be anything else but a doghouse. Yeah, it could be a lemonade stand. It could be, uh, oh, that's probably what we'll build next. Well, just just put two, uh, four posters on that and put a sign up. This is like the construction used to be in the little rascals TV shows with a, you know, a lot of a pine wood nailed together to form things. You know, I give you credit. Tom, you're teaching your kids' lost arts. Well, a lot of people don't know how to use a hammer these days. Yeah, a lot of people don't know how to construct something in a fast way. And you're, you're really, I'm gonna start you that thing. You know, it is not. It's a little doggy sitting in there. I take that baby sledgey yours and hit it. So did you get a strong wind with it? You got a, you got a frame in there, right? Yeah, start with the frame. It's framed with one by. Well, it's not even an entire frame. No, um, it's, it's cute.

1:23:42But it did a good job, buddy. I wanted to put a slant. I could put a slanted roof on it this weekend. I do have some shingles at the house. Okay. That might help. Well, they didn't want to do that. Why? I don't know. It's their design. Well, if you're going to have it inside, Kelly probably doesn't want shingles inside the house. That thing's not going to be inside for long. They make a little mess. Trust me. It'll be outside. I was going to say there's no way. Well, let's, let's take our, uh, a trip over to the news desk with Christina. Hold on. I have a quick letter, uh, from Doug. Uh, Jeff, you were talking about, uh, mouse flavored cat food the other day. How come they don't have mailman flavored dog food? Oh, he's working your side of the street there, right? That's, uh, cannibalism, really. I guess. This is like a, like a, like a, like a, you're not eating dogs eating dogs or dog eating a mailman.

1:24:43Wait a minute. Hang on. Hang on. Soil and soil and soil and soil and soil and blue and Tom's neighborhood. Tom is your mailman, a dog. Is that what I'm hearing? That would be great. That would be great, wouldn't it? A big, big, good boy driving by one of those left-hand drive cars or right-hand drive. They have AI where they put dogs heads on models in, uh, clothing and it's the weirdest thing you've ever, I get all this dog stuff. Yeah, it's not bad. Golden retriever and something, you know, like a tweed sport. He's going out to hunt. It's great. It's wonderful. I have a couple of letters. You guys poo-pooed my Neil Young comment. Poo-poo. Well, Greg, Christie, I love you for your Neil Young comment and Dan says, Christie, all in caps. I agree 100% with you about Neil Young. I'd rather have a vasectomy with rusty farm tools than listen to a Neil Young album. Wow. Thank you, Dan. He's an artist. He's great. I was just saying I much I enjoyed Zuma and Cortez the killer and how inappropriate it was that chick shoes are named Cortez after

1:25:47they. No one has ever said that decimated the problem. How much they enjoyed Zuma? No. Zima maybe but not Zuma. Oh, you got weak. You need to come over and build me a doghouse. We'll have a Zima. A little Zima. A little Zima. We'll have about six Zima and we'll arrive at something better than you built over the weekend. You don't have to use the tools with well-drinking. Uh, bad things can happen. Oh, God. Oh, God. Coming up in the news. Yes, we have nuclear viagra. It's a bad thing and landscaping down there. Ace Ventura in the news this morning. Oh, yeah. And I know how you love to name things. Connecticut Zoo looking to name this baby spider monkey. Okay. Peter got to be Peter Parker. Yeah, Peter Parker. We've got done a pubic care removal in the news. A little survey about that and you don't know who Peter Parker is. Yeah, I do. Spider-Man. Oh, all right. Okay. Um, uh, I don't know. Why do you ask me to teach things if you're just going to do it? Well, because I want to get to one other thing

1:26:49because for Pat, um, yes, sir, we have a cruise ship issue. Oh, yeah, we do. It's a big one. And I know that you're a fan having been performing on cruise ships for many years. Yeah. I want to see if you've encountered this particular thing. Okay. We also have nudity in the news coming up. These are the Araleota part studios. And this is the Bob and Tom show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom show. Square up a new podcast from Andre Bertoe. It was going on. Man, it's Andre Bertoe. Two time wheelchair behind the scenes of life as a professional boxer. People want to see more. They won't see who you are as a fighter. I think the time is now. I really want to do that sit down from a fighter's perspective. Find out what it really means to be a fighter inside and outside the ring. This fight game is such a roller coaster. Square up. Follow and listen on your favorite

1:27:51platform. Let's go. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk. Hello, chick. Hey, there's Pat Godwin. Hey, there's Jeff Huskay. Hi. Joshy a little bit under the weather. There's Ace Cosby. I am chick McGee at the orangeinsoles.com sports desk. And here's Tom. Hello, Tom. Thank you very much, chick. You're welcome. Got another letter here. All right, sir. This comes to us from Mick Clap. Huh? Whoa, whoa. What? What? That's his nickname. Poor Mick. M-I-C-K. It's a tough nickname. Yeah. Clap C-L-A-P-P. Because Clap is the first part of his last name. Oh, so they call him Clap. Yeah. Because he gets diagnosed with Clap a lot. Is Clap still a slang term for him? Oh, sure. Yeah, I really so. I haven't heard that a long time. You know what people haven't heard?

1:28:53The nail. No one's ever heard that. Well, I use that too. I know you do. To try to be a Mick from Detroit, Michigan. He said, don't let chick dog you all making that dog house with your children. Oh, my gosh. It looks great. No, it doesn't. Next step. Yes. Paint. Yeah, I was wondering about that too. Get the kids some brushes, quote, and stand back. Boy, do I know that. Yeah, we'd have to put a big tarp on the garage floor. Yeah. Well, no, if you've got walls, you've got to caulk, though, before you want to, you need to join that thing together in a better way, any better way at this point and fill in the cracks. And then you paint. Yeah, I think I got to tighten it up a little bit. I admit that maybe get some wood screws and. Yeah. But the girls are done as far as they're concerned. They, they got the hammers and my nails. They don't. They sound like you. They're done as far as they're concerned. And if you want to see the doghouse we build over the weekend, we've got it on our website. And I keep saying this. I don't usually talk about it much, but we have

1:29:57done a, the fellas have done a lot of work getting the website all fixed up, same for the app. And you can go there and check out the orangeinsoles.com bracketology competition. We called it the, uh, the Mayhem bracket contest and maybe win yourself a million bucks. Sure. Or some other delights. What would you do with a million dollars right now? After taxes a million bucks. What would you just for you? Not. Oh, just fun party time. Yeah. And no one. And the stipulation of you having a million dollars is you can't tell anybody that you have a million dollars. Oh boy. You can't divulge it. Didn't cloney do that for his friends. He gave a lot of million dollars in bucks. And if one person refused it, nobody got it. And they all had to keep they all had to keep their mouth shut. You're kind to all his buddies. Yeah. Well, that'd be handy. I don't know. No, but nobody would take a nice trip. Maybe. Well, how would you explain that? Go to Portugal. Portugal. That's interesting. It's on my bucket list. Yeah. Go to Portugal. Yeah.

1:31:03Never heard anybody say that. Okay. And the other stipulation is if you go to Portugal, you have to take me. Is that okay? Sure. We'd have fun. Me and you in Portugal. You can go to that place. They're the biggest waves in the world. Watch the surfers. Okay. Maybe that sounds good. Run a couple bicycles right across the country. Learn some Portuguese. How about a tandem bike? No, there you go. No thanks. Me and you. I'm going to die in a bike. I want to I want to be driving between the two of us. We've got a half a heart. Maybe we can pick up one of those Portuguese women. Oh, no, I'm getting more doghouse tips. You can buy a special roofing for a flat roof. Oh, I'm well aware of that. It's like shingles, except it comes in a role. Thank you, Chris and Chris and Nashville, Tennessee. I've only got about half of this story. Right. But there's something called a Mansur roof. Yeah. M-A-N-S-R. Mansur. There's a shingle that goes over something about taxes. And friends. Yeah. Those are the ones you've seen them. They're all about. It's like the roof is the wall. Really, really, really ugly. Real ugly. Yeah. Very unfortunate.

1:32:07A trend. It's a country of ugly things. Yeah. Oh, friends. Yeah. Now, Christie Lee is at the Bob and Tom news desk. What else have you got over there? Well, then 150 people fell ill during a Nora virus outbreak aboard the cruise ship Ruby Princess. But on that one, yes. Well, it was pouring the Caribbean. According to the Center for Disease Control and Prevention, 153 cases reported, including 104 passengers, 49 crew members. Of course, we all know that that virus causes what pooping and diarrhea. Well, every dex, the pooh dex. Now highly contagious and spreads quickly in close quarters like cruise ships. Yeah. Yeah. The big two, diarrhea and vomiting. Yeah. No way to spend a trip. Two exits. No waiting. That is awful. That'd be thing to be trapped on the boat. Yeah. Now, did you ever encounter that, pan? Uh, no. Thank God. Should we get seasick? No, I didn't get seasick at all. A lot of people do, though. Take the, did they have the patch? Uh-huh. Drama mean. Yeah. Isn't that, is the trick to that doing it like the week before you get on the boat or something?

1:33:09Isn't that the deal? I honestly don't know. The patch you put on a couple days before. I have a couple in my bag if you want to go look at it. And where do you put it? Oh, back of your neck right here. Find your ear. Is there where all those thermal, is that where the smoking patch goes to? Yeah. That's the most conductive place on your body or something. Oh, really? I didn't know that over the nipples. Andy wanted to put it over your mouth, right at one point. Wow. I'm just kidding. Hey, he told me the same thing. That's interesting. I don't, that'll help the show. Oh, you know what could help? You know, I never, oh, he wants you to keep your mouth shut. Oh, I get it. Okay. What else do we got? Yeah. Adult film actors and only fan stars are reportedly risking exploding penises and heart attacks by taking so-called nuclear viagra. One adult content creator reported he was hospitalized for prionism after having an erection for over 24 hours. Oh, come on. He told the son that makes

1:34:10going to Kroger awkward. Mm-hmm. Quote, it felt like my male member was going to explode. The cause of this nearly fatal erection, a double dose of erectile dysfunction medication, Cialis followed by a super strength viagra knockoff called comagra. So if it says viagra knockoff, I assume that means... Or is it comagra? I don't know. I believe it's non-prescription someone threw together in a... I believe it's comagra. It's spelled K-A-M. I'm just telling you. The anonymous victim stated that though his male member has returned to normal size, it never goes fully up now. Oh, broken. He broke it. Damaged. Damaged goods. Did they call it nuclear viagra? Yeah. I've heard too of one side of yours. Something happens and it never fills up in blood with that one side. You like bend it or something wrong and it never straight again. Really? Yeah. Well, is yours like really straight or does it hook up at the end?

1:35:16Does it lean to the left or right? I can't see that far up. You don't answer me, Jeff. Do you have a... Yeah, I got a bend. Straight. You got a bend? Yeah, you got the bend. Yeah, I got some bend. I've heard the bend is... I've got the straight. It's point... Point north. Really? Yeah. There's a scene in the pit. It's for a season in which a guy has the... Is it pronounced priopism? Yes. He has the overdose of whatever it is, but viagra or whatever. But this nuclear viagra, this sounds like it says in the story knockoff. Yeah. This probably isn't a prescription for our... It's some kind of compounded thing that someone does in their backyard or in the basement. Well, and we have a mutual friend who took a viagra and used one of the sea rings with it. Oh, I remember that story. And at 3.30 in the morning, he had to go down and have his neighbor take a pair of boat cutters to get the sea ring off his neighbor. Yeah. You know what? And you know who his neighbor is. I don't want to say any of that is a good neighbor. That's a good

1:36:21friend. That's a damn fine neighbor. And did he... But his wife said she came down to the kitchen and he had a pitcher of ice water and he was just dunking it into the pitcher of ice water trying to get it to go down. He didn't make lemonade in that same pitcher. After about six hours, he called his friend and I came down with the boat cutters. How big is that? Is the boat cutter like a... Yeah, I would be huge. Like one of the big like you're breaking into it. So how did he get it underneath the ring? I was not there for you to be very careful. No, Joe came off. He had to snap cut it in two places. The only difference is you know it's probably it's about as round as a master lock or whatever you want a key lock. So you just got to be careful about where the pinchers go. Presumably in the emergency room, they probably have a medical grade version of that to get like if someone gets their ring stuck in their hand. And there's a cooling agent because

1:37:21when they heat it up like you know when they just start to cut into it, it conducts heat. Wow. That would be incredibly embarrassing. You don't want to see pretty good friends with this neighbor. I'm hoping. Oh yeah, I mean they're best friends. Well, Jeff and I know this. You don't want to burn yourself down there. We've had. Did he have to did his neighbor have to touch it? That's what you're worried about. He had two hands on the boat cutter. You think if you touch a man's penis, you'll be gay, don't you? Do you think that? I think you. I don't you think he thinks that you are? Oh my God. Stop it. I mean, you know the old joke where the guy gets you're an idiot. The guy gets bitten by the rattlesnake. Oh yeah, but his buddy rides into town. He comes back. The punchline is you're going to die when the doctor told him to suck the point. Yeah. Yeah. I'm the doctor. Say you're going to die. So I'm sorry, this this nuclear viagra is like

1:38:26this underground thing that people are taking. Yes. Yeah. Just take the take the regular prescriptions. They did. They did. They did. And then add it onto it. They do it. After you use it a lot like for these adult stars, it stops working after a while. Oh, you have to up the dosage. Yes. Oh, really. Yeah. Wow. It's just like some of them do like injections into the base of. Oh, really. Yeah. Yeah. With a needle. Yeah. That's usually how injections work. With a soup. I mean, that's that isn't all that romantic. Yeah. I mean, off. Yeah. I'm going to give life. We'll be back with more and my promise. We won't talk about kind of things. You're going to feel a small prick, which is the needle. So we're usually. Okay. Well, that's we've learned a lot there. Thank you very much. Now a couple of things to check out. We have our website all up and running in its brand new

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1:43:35program. Uh-uh. Coming up, we have a special guest, Ms. Pat. We haven't talked to Ms. Pat for a while. We'll look forward to see what's going on in her life. Right now, we're checking in with Christy Lee at the Bob and Tom news desk. What's going on? A recent survey lens inside into the body grooming habits of Americans. I'm sure you were worried. Oh, here we go. He pulled a thousand U.S. adults. The most common hair removal zones for men are pubic area. Most common face is correct. Yes. Oh, I didn't hear the word common. Oh, followed by nose. Okay. Hmm. The pubic area as chick mentioned. Third? Yeah. Huh. They call it the Brazilian style here. A lot of hairy guys. My goodness. The neck. Do you remove hair? Well, the hairiest in the room. I make a choice. Yeah. The hairiest in the room would be in order of hairiness. Mr. Oscar, number one, chick number two, pat number three, probably ace number four.

1:44:41I think you're as smooth as a baby's bottom. Mm-hmm. But the number one place, obviously, the face than the nose. Yeah. And then our pits are on here. 30% of men choose to pair down their underarm. What? What? Yeah. 30%. Do you do that? No. No. No. No real. Where was the survey taken? I don't know. Here we go. The most common hair removal zones for women are... I expect that sort of thing from him. The most common hair removal zones for women are... Lip. Well, let's comment. Nipples? Never see a hairy nipple. Number one is armpits. Have you seen the one with just one hair going wild? Yeah. I've heard a hair on your head and eyebrows. That's it. That's what a woman should have. Legs comes in at number two. Hair removal number one, arm pits number two, legs, okay. Yeah. Bikini area three, eyebrows four, upper lips five. So you weren't far off.

1:45:4470% of Americans remove at least some of their pubic hair. I don't know. If I was a girl and I had an oddly hairy lip, I think I might grow it out just for the heck of it. Would you really see what would happen? Yeah. There. I've seen women that have... Right? Yeah. Done that. I've seen women who that happens to and they're not aware of it or something. Well, I think what happens, especially when you're very old, the menopause kicks in or something and it causes that to happen. I don't know. It's... Yeah. Would you twirl it like you were playing a banjo? Absolutely. Like I were in a barbershop quartet. My hands. My hands go wild. I twirl it and ask you evidently don't have the mortgage money. Do you, ladies, stuff like that? That's what I do. 70% of Americans remove at least some of their pubic hair. 40% tend to their bikini area. 25% do the Brazilian 5% create a specific shaper style. Oh, like a lightning bolt. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You ever carve a lightning bolt in your

1:46:48pubic hair, Tom? Yeah, I don't see that. Do you trim any of your pubic hair at all? I've never carved... Let's get back to the carving. No. Each one of sacred, I think. There was a... I can remember my sister telling me there was a famous story about the British designer Mary Quant. Oh, God. Yeah. Famously shaved hers into the shape of a heart in the late 60s, which was... I shaved mine into two elephant ears. Is that right? That's a big hit. I bet it was. Are you gray down there too? I don't think so. I got fat. I can't see down there. Thank you, Jeff. Jeff? 30% say they do not trim any pubic hair. 50% of the people surveyed didn't care if their partners have pubic hair. 35% of straight men prefer their partners to be completely bare. Nobody's talking.

1:47:48What's the percentage? 35%. I think it's higher than that. Do you really? Oh, yeah. A little bit higher. Yeah, like 90. I'd say 99%. I think any gentleman will tell you it's easier to eat off of a hardwood floor. Yeah, that is true. You're trying to get something out of a shag carpet. Exactly. Anybody will tell you that. Although I wouldn't recommend eating off either one. I mean, eating off of garage floors is disgusting. Have you ever looked at anyone during that transaction to go, would you hurry up already? One of those deal. I bet you do. Pat stand over them. I've got to go pick up the girls. How do you hurry up? Pat, do you have a song on this topic? Oh, yes. Does this one office been a while? Yeah. And although Pat can't sing it. So who's going to sing it for us? What do you mean, Pat? I'm literally on mudboard. Little Leon mudboard. Leon mudboard. Here we go. We're back when I was 22. Everybody had to head

1:48:55down now. The girls and playboy magazine. All that pubic hair. I'd like to take lady to lunch if there's a little carpet to lunch, but nobody has cubes anymore. We're down to my local gym, but older girls, they're all hell free. I'll fill myself conscious because downstairs I'm Dr. Dynastie. Shit, my junk out of heart. That tag looks like a baby Kipling hack is sad. Nobody has cubes. Nobody has cubes. Oh, everybody's was. Baby, but smooth. Oh, nobody has cubes anymore. Oh, chubic hair. Oh, I love y'all. Why did you have to go? I dig a cheap pack or a throw like Jimmy Walker.

1:50:00I missed the 70s and a crotch like Chubacca. How to deal with a gorgeous girl. Her love was twice a rage. I was the one we made love. She had to head down there like Betty Page. Satchel Page. Jimmy Page. I would have everybody's cushies bare, but I like a little golf fungal down there. Oh, nobody has cubes anymore. Here we go now. Everybody's waxed and shamed and I like a big bush at the top of the cave. Nobody has cubes anymore. Ladies, let your garden grow. Oh, thank you very much. I mean, I mean, mud bone. Appreciate that very much. Christy Lee is at the Bob and Tom news desk. I'll remind you we got some maintenance work done on the Bob and Tom app on the website. All cleaned up looking great.

1:51:05And it's a good opportunity for you to spend some time there today. Get your bracket in. You could win something very serious courtesy of orange in souls. I'm also information about our special broadcast from Cincinnati coming up for opening day, Thursday, March 26th. And it's brought to you by Lee's famous recipe chicken. And we're going to be doing some stuff, having some fun at Smoke Justice, starting at six o'clock Eastern time live in in person. And we will have some of these t-shirts where we're selling for charity for the Brave Guns charity. You can actually buy a online starting today. So check that out at Bob and Tom dot com. What you got, Christy? A new study has found that artificial intelligence can generate erotic images of women that viewers find more sexually attractive than real photographs of human beings. Okay. Participants were shown static images of naked female figures in six categories as actual photographs of real women, computer generated figures, figures created by AI, real women with surgically enhanced features, silicon sex dolls, and

1:52:08hentai illustrations. The figures were then rated from zero to 100 for realism, sexual attraction and aesthetic appeal. I know hentai doesn't really count, does it? But scientists found that AI generated images ranked highest and aesthetic appeal, sexual attractiveness, and they were also considered the most emotionally pleasant. While considered the most realistic actual photographs of nude women ranked second across these three metrics. Well, somebody must have written a great proposal to have all these naked women. I can get a grant. I can get a grant. Look at naked chicks for the next two months and survey people. So they're saying the AI they can generate. But I'm surprised people didn't find that. Off-putting. I guess they can't tell. Aren't there a lot of AI-only fans, women? Yeah. A lot of Instagram models. So is this going to be me in the end of actual real people

1:53:09in Parno? Maybe. Which might be a good thing if it's an AI person doing that horrible thing than a actual human. Yeah, but point. Yeah. And do fetishes? They must play into this, right? Right. I mean, well, who do I want to look at drawings of? Well, some people would that others say that? You would not know if I put an AI girl next to a real girl, you would have, you would not be able to know which one is AI. That's how good it is now. All. Don't you ever get the way they bounce? Don't you ever get fooled on Instagram by the AI generated stuff sometimes? I know I have. Yeah. And then you're like, oh, wait, there's a third nipple. This is AI. Yeah. I saw one where when Lee Oswald had to Jack Ruby the beer. He had six fingers. Yeah. Wait a minute. This is a straw. That's real. What's going on here? Is that right? Yeah. So Jack and Lee were having beers. Yeah. Okay. All right.

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1:55:19Hyundai USA.com. Thank you very much, Christy Lee. Coming up a little bit of history for you. Also, we have an interesting thing about babies. They think that little babies learn to trick mom and dad at a very young age. Anybody who's had a little kid knows, oh, yeah, I get it now. They figured out that, oh, yeah, I'm not God. They're going to trick me. A scientific study done about this. It's actually pretty funny. A reporting from the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. This is the Bob and Tom show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. At the new center, it's Christy Lee. Hello. Hello. There's Pat Godwin. Hey,

1:56:21chip. There's Jeff Husky. Do I have a big head? No, why? Well, define big. Let me see. No, I think it's the headphones don't fit like I have them all the way open. I think it's the biggest in the room, I think. Really? Yeah. Oh, I never let's see. Never knew. It's not it's not distracting. But now that you talk about the headphones, they do seem to be spread out quite wide-draining at the. Yeah. All right. Sorry. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. How are you, buddy? Going great. We could measure that. You could probably pull them up more. You know what size hat you wear? Oh, you do all the way open. Wow. 48. Is that big? Yeah. Is that large? I don't know. That's the hat size. I don't think it's it's like seven and three eights. That's a very fat man. That's a suit. 28 waist. I just found my head size. It went from seven and three eights to seven and a quarter. I lost a I lost an eight. So in your head? Yeah. Why you lost some weight?

1:57:25You can wait in your skull. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's the it's the term fat head. I get fat around your head. You have fat up here. It's not just around your skull. I didn't know that on your feet. I mean, I've seen the guys that have the big, big bulge of fat on their neck. Oh, yeah. The hot hot dog is hot dog. That's good. Look, you know, it was what you said and the way you said it. I love when they neck when they've rest their oakles on the fat rolls. They have the the backwards ones. Yeah, the backwards is a wonderful time to check out a little bit of history. Is that right? Just just read about this. This is exciting. Today's March 17th. Of course, St. Patrick's Day. Three wants silent. We'll get to that in just a second. Um, in the year 180. Huh? Wait, 180. That's not a real 80. That's not a real year. Sure. No. Oh, what was the deal? Was there a year? I'm with him. Is it 180 or one AD? 180. Okay. Was there

1:58:28180? Was there like a year, three? Sure. Well, yeah. What do you think? What do you think? We didn't start with a thousand. No, as far as I concerned, they started with 1957. Okay. I remember. Well, the Roman emperor, you've heard of this guy, Marcus Aurelius. Oh, yeah. He died. I had never heard of this before. His son became emperor. Sure. His son's name was C-O-M-M-O-D-U-S Komotus. Okay. Yeah. I believe translates from the Latin into John. All right. Who's clapping? Me. That was cold. I just thought of this. I never noticed the guy's name was Komotus. Jeff, you're named after the toilet. Let's take you and your fat head and get out of here. Okay. Okay. This is, oh, geez, I didn't know this. St. Patrick's, they celebrate the death of St. Patrick. Well, that's kind of a drag. I did not know that. I didn't know that either. He died on this date in 14, excuse me, in 461. What about the snakes? And then he had something to do

1:59:33with the snakes? I drove the snakes out of Aurelius. Yeah. St. Patrick's. They should send him down to Florida, get rid of all those biphons then. Ireland wasn't even a country back then, right? 480. They were still people there. Not very nice people. Irish. Yeah. But I didn't know that they were celebrating his death. I thought it was like a birthday thing. So good, a drag. Now, this is interesting. It was a drag. Christi mentioned this. Kind of a drag. 1601, the first St. Patrick's Day parade was held in St. Augustine, Florida. Yeah. And 1607 was the English arrival, right? But so this is obviously Spanish. Yeah. Explorers. That's the conquistadors, remember? Yeah. Conquistador. Yeah. But I mean, because you wouldn't want to have Irish people down in Florida celebrating in a parade, they're going to get all sunburned, right, Pat? They burn very easily. Absolutely. That's a fail. SP 50. Yeah. Okay. Well, there you go. And the big celebration now is in the Savannah. Sure

2:00:38is. I've been there for St. Patrick's Day. Savannah. In fact, I'll be in Savannah on Friday. 1901 Vincent, we like to call him Van Gogh here in the USA. No, not in the studio. We call him Van Huff. Yes. Yeah. This is sad. Did he die on this day? No, but his paintings were displayed in Paris. They caused a huge sensation. But he'd been dead for 11 years. Yeah. Didn't he a sister or somebody hide them for a long time? Or somebody? I mean, it's sad that a great artist doesn't even know that he's great. That like happened to what is a Herman Melville than Tillig Wiesden. That's happened to quite a few hours. Well, it doesn't happen to you, Pat. It's happening right now. They had a really stinking. No one knows who they are. That pubic hair song becomes a huge and you're dead for 10 years. Probably me. It'll happen. A 1905 chick, you'll know this one. Albert Einstein completed his paper on the quantum theory of light. That's right. They came with relativity. And he refined it. Yeah. And then he's in those famous commercials

2:01:44for light beer. Tastes great. He was in the less filling core. You remember those commercials? That right. This is a weird one. In 1905, you know who Franklin D. Roosevelt married? Franklin. Franklin Eleanor. His cousin. Eleanor Roosevelt. She was already a Roosevelt. Roosevelt? So if you went to the wedding, you could sit in either side. Yeah. Because and they didn't need new monogram towels. These are all the other things. Never noticed how close their kids' eyes were together. By the way, why are they first cousins? They were just they were first cousins. Well, no, well, Eleanor's dad was FDR's dad's brother. No. That means they're first. Why are you sure? By the way, Christy, this is kind of off topic. Why in monogram towels? Is it the big, what letter? The big letters in the middle, but that's the last name. Yeah, I don't know. It's weird. I really throws you off. Because you got to be careful when you name kids now that their initials aren't going to spell something that's nasty on the internet. Yeah.

2:02:50You know, it's something like text thing. So if my one daughter did that, her monogram would be arm. Yeah, but you don't want it to be like, you know, WTF, DTF, DTF, SOL. There's a whole bunch of them. Oh, it's so well. The BG's made their debut when they're Ed Sullivan show in the state in 1968. Did you ever see the BG's? You knew the beat. Didn't you didn't you hang out with my didn't date? Yeah, the BG's one day Miami boys. Yeah, they were very nice. Do you know if they want to play? Are any of them still alive? It's very very very very right now. One was death, though, right? Which one? One that held a zero all the time. Yeah. Robin. Yeah. They echo. And it wasn't Maurice. It was Morris. Morris. Did you ever see them in New York? No. The BG's played CBGB's. No, but I it was BG's at CBGB. BG's at CBGB. I would go I wouldn't want I want that poster now. You know, I played CBGB's. You did? Yeah, I want to clock in the morning.

2:03:51Yeah, myself. Yeah, I know what four songs I did too. Please tell me you heckled. You tried to beat up somebody in the audience. Please. No, no. Did you play your own songs or do you play comedy? My own songs. That was very serious back then. You should have said the fried piper, the black white clip, still in a song called right now. Oh boy. You should have told them who you were. Oh, I told them. Maybe a BG song. I was introduced. You were introduced. Let's see now. Disney's live action film in 2017. The live action beauty in the beast. That was a big deal back then. It was released. That was not successful, was it? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. I think it was when they make the live action versions of these movies. Isn't it kind of like you took a term paper from last year, reroute it and turned it in again? Yeah. There's something about that. Was that the Ron Pearlman one or something? Yeah. Right? Pretty sure. Yeah. Okay, happy birthday to the growl. This is a good one. Nat King Cole. You know, his biggest hit.

2:04:53Nat King Cole's biggest. I forget about him. He was a marial soul. That's a different king, but very good. Unforgettable would be this one. Yes. Did you do it with his daughter after he died? She took it. Yeah, he didn't have much say in it. Yeah. I would imagine he would have said, he would have said what Natalie? What the hell are you doing? It is kind of cool, but it sort of gives me the quiz. That does me too. John Wayne Gacy, the original killer clown on the Mount Rushmore of Scary Clowns. Oh, watch that documentary. Kurt Russell. Kurt Russell is, he was born in 51. He did a great Elvis movie. Did you ever see that? Yeah. He did a really good Elvis. He looked great at the Oscar party the other night with Goldie and Kate. It was cute. I don't think I saw. Maybe I did, but I didn't. It was really, it was very good. And they don't. The new Elvis, I think that's possible. The bad one. That looks amazing. They found a bunch of old

2:05:56Elvis and concert footage. Rob Lowe, born in 64, the only man who keeps getting better looking. Yeah. I'm watching the West Wing finally. Well, it only took me what? 40 years to get on board. It's really cute in that. Billy Corgan of the smashing pumpkins. I don't get attached to him. By the way, Billy Corgan says that it doesn't mean like smashing pumpkins on Halloween. It means that's a smashing pumpkin. Like it's a nice. It's a British slang term. That's what it's heard that before. Mia Ham. A soccer player. Yeah. Corgan has a great podcast called Magnificent Others. He interviews people. It's really good. Did you know Tom that Billy supposedly is related to Bill Burr? That was the same. And they didn't, they didn't realize it until I think Bill Burr was on his podcast. He was not happy. He has a thing. Yeah. They have the same father. They think they might. Yeah. They might have the same dad. Yep. They might. Wow. That's

2:06:57weird. There's some crossover there, right? Yeah. Isn't with the mom. Mia Ham. Isn't she married to the baseball player? Garcia. Omar Garcia. Parah. But I don't, maybe I don't know still. They have any kids. She'd be Mama Mia. Oh, I thought you were going to say she's on insta ham. Okay. Lastly, Samoa Joe. Oh, Samoa Joe. Restful. I'm not familiar with his work. He was big back in like 87, 88. Isn't he hugely fat? Oh, yeah, hugely fat. I mean, as opposed to comfortably fat, like gigantically fat. And that's your day in history. Oh, yeah, there's one, there's two more. Okay. And if you left anything off because you don't know what they are and everybody else will. No, I just don't want to. Well, you, I'll do it. This guy, I don't know how to pronounce his name. Martin Schrally. Oh, yeah. Increased the price of drugs.

2:08:01Yeah, about the Wu Tang album. Yes, he's in jail, right? Hopefully. Public enemy number one. I think he's out. Is he really? I think so. Oh, he did. The crime. It did the time. 1987 Rob Kardashian. Is he the only male in that? Yeah. Yep. As well, if you don't count the big tall one. And he's like eight feet tall. And she looks like. And lastly, Grimes. Yeah. The singer. She's a parent. She was the one that had the child with a Elon Musk with the weird name. Her real name. Her first name is Leanne. Leanne Grimes. Yeah, Leanne Grimes. I think I thought I saw it. So you see why she couldn't go with it. I already had to Leanne Grimes. They would get confused. They get each other's male. Yeah, what happened? And weird. That's a bad name to just go with one. The Grimes.

2:09:03Yeah, it sounds like she's a dirty girl. Yeah, she works for the comet people. Yeah, she's the we're going to cut Grimes. Yeah, okay. Coming up Miss Pat will be our special guest. Don't you think the tall Kardashian looks manly? I bet she's got hands that she palm a dinner pie. I'd could be. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom Show on Facebook. Get the link at bobandtom.com. This is the Bob and Tom Show. W. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. There's Chris E. Lee. Hello, Chick-me-D. There's Pat Gottwin. Hey, Chick-me-D. Hello, Jeff Oscar. What's up, man? He's he's grooving to the music. Yeah, he's feeling it. Check him out. Tom, he's on it. It is own a little groove there. That's nice. Yeah. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick-me-Gee at the

2:10:03orangeinsoles.com Swartz Desk. Here's Tom. Thank you very much, Chick. We're going to be checking it with Chris E. Lee in just a second. Okay. I want to remind everybody, I've mentioned the several times that I usually don't dwell on this, but I'm going to today. We have done a complete remake remodel of both our website and the app. Significantly, we have some stuff going on on both. For example, you can go to bobandtom.com and courtesy of orangeinsoles, you can get your bracket in there. That could win you a million bucks. A little bit of bracketology. Get that going. Even if you're not a basketball fan, just pick them based on whatever you want to and see if you can get lucky. Also, we are going to be going to Cincinnati. We have a really cool shirt if you're a fan of Cincinnati. It's a benefit project for something called Brave Clowns. They make little superherosuits

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2:12:06but she's not moving. She's frozen in time. Now she is either frozen in that position. Oh, well, well, there you are. Frozen. There you are. Now you're moving. Yeah, you're moving ever. Okay. Hi. Hey, Pat, how are you? I'm fine. I'm fine. There we go. You keep freezing up there, but we can hear your voice. So I think we're doing okay. Are you home? I am home. I'm home. Okay. And I don't know where I'm freezing. Who's the storm here yesterday? So internet is really bad. Oh, that could be it. You're looking good. You're wearing a t-shirt. I bet I can't see what it says because of course the screen just froze again. What's the latest in your life, Pat? I know you've got some shows coming up March 20th and 21st. You're going to be at the Louisville comedy club and then the 12th and the 13th of June at the Cincinnati funny bone. And you have a new memoir coming out. This is amazing because your first book came out.

2:13:10How long ago was that 6, 7, 8? What was that? Your book about rabbit. Your life story came out 10 years ago. The Miz American Dream is the new book now available for pre-order. I think we lost. Oh, did we lose Pat? I can still see her. Oh, okay. I don't. I'm sorry. Yeah, my maybe we should have a rough time. Maybe she'd just call us. Yeah, what hey Jason, why don't you hang up and we'll just get around the telephone because this thing keeps freezing up. But I'll reiterate that what's the book called again? It's called Miz MS period. Miz American Dream. Huh? It's a new memoir. Pat's original memoir. Rabbit. Rabbit. Yeah. I came up quite a while. I got started at all. Didn't it? I made way before she was famous. Yeah. And had the TV shows and et cetera, et cetera. But she's been coming here forever. And she has some amazing stories in her life. Why does she? She's a survivor of that woman. I mean, in all truth,

2:14:11had a nipple shot off. She has some weird stories about her mom's funeral. And I'll let her get into those or you could read them in the book. But yeah, she did have her nipple shot off. But they put it back on, right? Yeah, but it was upside down. Upside down. Yeah. If you look real close, you can tell any luck in there. Do we have Pat back? Oh, well, we're still trying. Okay, we just come back with her on the break after the next break. Okay. I would make most sense. Well, okay, Jason, we're gonna come back after the break with Ms. Pat and see what's going on with her. Maybe Ms. Pat has something to get to. You don't know. Well, maybe. I'm just saying. Okay, well, if she's in a hurry, we can just say it. This may be her on the phone right now. This is Pat. Okay, try the phone. Hey, Pat, can you hear me? I can hear you. There we go. I was stalling there, Pat mentioning the fact that I think you're our only guest who's had one of their nipples shot off. My guest. Did they sew it back on?

2:15:16What are you talking about? Tom, you know his back. Okay, I couldn't remember for sure. It's back. Okay. I'm not going to have seen it. I don't know. Oh, really? Yeah. Now, um, so what's going on in your life? You've got, you've got a big house. You're living in Atlanta now. What's happening in your family? Everybody okay? Yeah, I just adopted three more keys because my family won't stay out of Craig. But, um, now I have seven kids in the house. Wow. You're going to graduate. And I don't know why I started over, but I'm always helping kids. I got my book coming out. I do a cookie show online inside of my house for you to call whisking it out with Ms. Pat. That's pretty fun. I've watched a couple of episodes and I really enjoy that. What are you going to learn in the cook? Yeah, you are learning to cook. Good girl. Oh, you didn't know how? I can't cook at all, but I advice celebrities, TikTok, shelves, all types of people. Tom, you welcome to come too. If you can

2:16:16come make one, make me one of them good old white dishes, you know, everybody can come. Perhaps my cooking might be considered somewhat white. Um, well, what was your special time? What would you cook for Ms. Pat? Um, not for foul-crout hot dog. Probably does. Not hot dog. I don't mean to be chicken, I'm just forgetting, but that's what I make, but it's not anybody can make it. I was talking with those folks, but I will choice you with a foul-crout hot dog. Yeah, okay. Um, well, that sounds like fun. Pat, I didn't hear what's up called again. Whisking it all with Ms. Pat. Whisking like a whisk. Oh, oh, okay. Yes. Yeah, whisk. Yes. Um, like the, uh, detergent. Okay, like a whisk with an agent, uh, whisk is WISK. Oh, okay. So that's the thing you whip eggs in with, right? There you go. Okay, very good. Good luck. All right. Hang in there, Tom. Do you get, do you have, do you have mental pals?

2:17:17Sure. So Pat, you got a whole bunch of new kids. What's going on? I've got a couple shows coming up live. You'll be in Louisville at the comedy club there, uh, coming up, uh, it looks like the 20th and the 21st of this month just run the bar. That's this weekend. And then the 12th and 13th of June at the Cincinnati Funny Bone. And what's the status of your various television projects? We, we're looking good and get announced this week. So everything is looking great with the TV. And I got a couple other things I've sold. I don't know if y'all saw me a type, Tyler Perry, a new movie, uh, Joe's road trip. I was in that too. So, you know, I'm just trying to stay busy. I'm like, you are busy. How's your husband? Uh, he is enjoying retirement, uh, Tom, but in a time you can replace him because you know, you got a job and he don't. I know he was a hardworking man. Worked for many years in the factory. Does he ever come watch you on TV when the shooting the shows? No, he don't know part of me. I have to come home as Patricia. He won't even allow me to walk

2:18:17in the house with my weed going made up. Oh, really? Oh, no, we can't see it right now, but were you wearing a wig when you first logged on here? I do. I wear a blonde wig now, Tom. I was going to say it looked like he had a hat on. Look, I saw some blonde here. They're underneath that. Do you wear that thing to bed? Or did you get a, this morning and put it on? No, I wore it to bed, Tom. It's glued down because you don't, you want me to wear it to bed? You don't, you don't want me to not go to bed with hair on. I mean, do you glue it on yourself or? No, Tom. I don't have to glue it on myself. I have somebody to glue it on for me now. I got a few pennies. I don't have to try to sell you anything anymore. Okay. All right. That sounds good. Remember back in the day when I was trying to give it to you? Oh, yeah, yeah. Now, uh, uh, Pat, does your, well, not give it to you, Tom, because you will reach. I was trying to fill it to you. Yeah. Uh, uh, does your husband like you? Was a blonde? My husband liked me making money. He don't care what I come. I can come in as a man. He'd be

2:19:22well, he sounds like he has a great life. You'd be, you'd be Mr. Pat. Do you still have the dogs? I do have, well, one of them died. My son left him in his son too long. So I have two can't cause for it. I have a dog in my house. Uh-huh. Well, I, I'm glad we got that connection cleared up. Wow. Yeah. My son left him in his son. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, the last time we spoke, you said that you had a, you had a doghouse bigger than the house you used to live in. Oh, yeah. My doghouse. They still have AC in all of their stuff too. Okay. Okay. They got TV. I let them watch the miss patch show out there. Huh. Okay. Now Pat, I have a question for you. Um, you've got a new memoir. So, um, you know, the first one rabbit has been out there for many, many years. So this, this one I assume is catching up with, uh, the latest version of Miss Pat, the TV era, et cetera, et cetera. Is that correct? Yes, it is for daddy.

2:20:23Sweet. That's not a curiosity. Do you call your husband by his name or do you call him something like sweet daddy or like sweet daddy or sugar? Oh, I call my husband Tom Griswald. Spice it up. That's got to, that's got to make him want to jump. Let's get back to the memoir, Pat. So, um, because you told a lot of cool stories in the first one, you got any good news in the memoir too. I talk about coming on the Bob and Tom show. I sure do. Oh, that's sweet. The crushes and all the times I loved you and you didn't love me back all of that. Do you have the part in there where I got you the birthday cake? No, I got the part in there where I sent you underwear. Uh, we can forget that. Our guest is the distinguished comedian and actress and a writer, Miss Pat. And the new book is called Miz American Dream. And it's, uh, coming out soon. Have you already done the audio book, Pat? Not yet. We just wrapping up the end of the book. It comes out September

2:21:27the 29th. So, and they and everybody can go and pre-order it. If you still love me, you can go to miss backcomany.com. There's a link there. You can order anywhere books. So, so if I sell enough Tom, maybe I can make the, uh, you know, the best seller list for the New York time. That'd be great. Yeah. It'd be fun. Get to do the book tour and everything. Practice your signature. When you, when you sign stuff, do you just write Miz, Pat? Or do you just write Pat? Or do you write your whole? Yeah. Do you put the period in MS period, Pat? Or just one big flow? I'm going to metal balls. Okay. I don't even know. I didn't even know a period was in that night. Well, I'm Pat, no Pat. Good luck with your internet. Uh, it's always a great pleasure. We want to see you in the studio soon and I'll remind everybody Louisville this weekend. And then, uh, since in any funny bone, June 12th and 13th from miss Pat live and person I can assure you, there is no one like Pat on stage. And it might be

2:22:28a little saltier than this phone call, but we hope there'll be no dead dogs in it. In the words of KC case, and now I've got a dog dying. Thanks, Pat. I love you. Love you, Pat. Uh, now, um, yeah, we, uh, there was a weird tradition that I was not aware of. That Pat, Pat explained to me, um, uh, often, uh, on sad occasions, like say, a funeral. Oh, yeah. I live a cake made with the decedence face on it. Correct. You wear this, Jeff? Oh, yes. And some cultures. It's a, it's a big thing. And Pat was telling me about it. So that night she had a show. So I had a cake made with her face on it. Oh, brought it out. She loved it. It was funny, but she's wasn't deceased. Of course. No, we just spoke with that was sort of the gag. You're not. Yeah. Uh, yeah. Uh, but the dog apparently had to get a picture of the cake with a hot dog on it, apparently. Uh, hey, are your dogs barking? Speaking of hot dogs, how about orange insoles.com, your lock, your work,

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2:27:48Oh, really? It's not like much of a friend to me. She's a lovely lady. I love her very. If they keep out of your jewelry like that, you're doing a fair better off. I love this. You guys are awful. Well, you're just figuring that out. Man. I get two of those. One to crap on and one to cover up with. That's what I do. Go ahead and thank Tom. Yeah. Boy, I see all of you. And I mean it. Oh, I know. And that was a gift, right? Yeah, you know, I bought the sweater. Well, give it back. Okay. Can you give me a gift? Actually, my husband bought me this. Oh, yes. Now, when you say that, the sweater is nice. Now, when you say that, that he bought you that sweater, did you give him the money so he could buy it for you? No, we were. Oh, God. Why do I even talk? You still have separate bank accounts, stuff like that? Yes. Yes. I'm sorry. Learned a lesson the first time. The first time. Did you mean the first three times? No, the first time. I didn't need to tell

2:28:48me after that one. I never had a bank. The first time you got married? Yes. Okay. Okay. Researchers report babies may start learning deception before their first birthday. Well, no kidding. In a study of more than 750 children, parents reported some infant showed early signs of sneaky behavior as young as eight months old. This is hilarious. Anybody who's had kids knows this. Absolutely true. Examples are pretending not to hear a parent, hiding objects or denying they ate something they clearly had just eaten. Researchers say that by age three, kids become even more skilled at deception as their language and understanding of other people's thoughts continue to develop. Well, I think we teach it to them if you think about it. What's the first game you play with a baby? Peekaboo. Yeah. Yeah. That's scam. I don't get you. And then I did the thing. When I like, I'm not sure what the cutoff is. The thing where you think you're pulling your thumb off.

2:29:51You know that old gag. No, I got your nose. Yeah. Yeah. Did you used to have to put the thumb in the box? Do you remember that one for you? I don't know. I was a team. Yeah. No, not that one. I remember my uncle would make me put my penis on. I didn't leave the dog out of the sun. I tell you that. The big lie. The big lie is the big lie is. What? Is there anything in your diaper? No, the big lie. We all know what the big lie is and we can't even because you get upset about it when we do talk about the big lie. It has to do with a holiday. Oh, yeah. What? Oh, yeah. Oh, oh, oh, no, no. Can't I mean, see? No, but I'm going a little kid. That's the big lie. There's nothing in my diaper right. And they're, you know, they're carrying around a hockey puck back here.

2:30:52When my son was like four or five months old, I don't think he was manipulating me, but I think he was like talking trash. Like, he would be nursing off his mom and looked me in the eye while he was doing it and then reach over with his other hand and grab the other food like these are mine. You son of a bitch. Good luck getting to them. You guys didn't have that? No, he would just like look me in the eye as he was breastfeeding like, oh you don't get these anymore. These are mine. And turns out you don't get those anymore. I don't want nothing to do with. I'm reading deeper and I'm reading deeper into the story. They describe it as a baby's learn. And I'm quoting here the art of deception. Yeah. That's what it's called. That sounds like a book by Houdini or something. But yeah, anyone who's had kids is realizes they learn really early on that. Oh, yeah, I can keep these M&Ms in my pocket. They're not going to melt. Are they?

2:31:54Do you know the babies are only born with two fears and do you know what those two fears are? This is not a joke. Fire and parody songs. Loud and very funny. Falling. That's one of them. Loud noises. That's the other one. Yeah. We acquire the other fears. Falling and loud noises. Huh? We acquire all the other fears. Are you sure it's not parody songs? I thought that would come later. A chick. One of them that I failed to learn is asking questions of a guest without being aware of that there would be a bad to your dead dog. No, you have to, you have to think that gets to picking the gas or allowing the gas on the show. And at a certain point, you just say, no, we'll mention what you're doing instead of actually talking to you. Remember the famous KC case from dead dog thing? Yes. I do. We still a lot of play that. That's such a classic. I don't think there are some that might have been a lot of things of dogs in a happy story. Yeah. I promise. A group of volunteers in Alabama helped rescue a stray dog that got a bucket stuck on

2:32:55its head. WVTM reports are resident in Winston County sounded the alarm after posting pictures of two dogs, one of which was trapped in a bucket. By the way, that dog can play a great guitar. Oh, yeah. Oh, bucket. I got it. Buckethead. Yeah. A group of locals. It's all about the music. A group of locals assisted by animal trapper Caleb Estil. Estil tracked down and caught the dog, Eric Bowman, who led the effort. Said he came up behind the dog and started cutting away at the bucket until he was free. The dog was named Eric Bowman. No, that's the guy who led the effort to rescue the dog. Well, the way you read the lab mix dubbed Buck left a lot to be desired. It's now being treated for sinus and ear infections. While his Belgian Malinois companion Milo is recovering from an injured hip and some cuts. There once was a dog from Nan Tucket, who got his head stuck in a bucket. Oh, I wasn't going to go that way. Oh, sorry. Never mind. There's a picture or guy. Oh, it is a paint

2:34:02can. Well, those old paint can. It is really stuck in there. Yeah. He seems to be in the shade. I had poor guy like a, yeah, he looks like a lab. Yeah. Kind of look how long his front legs are. That's stretched out from trying to get him out of the bucket. He's okay. He's okay now. You don't kind of dog it was. What? A Boston market terrier. Check it in the bucket. Anyone else. Check it in the bucket would be KFC. He's a Boston KFC terrier. I was a, I was fond about Boston market. I like Boston market. I kind of closed down. You're taking a Caesar salad. Did they close just here? I don't know. I do not know. It might have been the location. Their rotisserie chicken was so good. I don't know how far they bring takeout. But the one around here they made it. They, they put it in

2:35:05the wrong place. Well, there's been more than one because the one close to where the kids you still live as is going to see that. Yeah. A zoo in Connecticut was looking for the public's help in naming a baby spider monkey. The Beardsley zoo said its newest black-handed spider monkey baby born December 18th is now thriving under mom's care and officially and has now officially named its baby black-handed spider monkey Mirabelle following the public voting contest. Mirabelle. Female infants name was chosen from these finalists, chick. Mirabelle, Esperanza, and Reina aimed at honoring the endangered species central and South American heritage. One's worse than the one before. And you guys thought Peter Parker would name for a spider monkey. Yeah. But after the traditional monkey names like Bubbles, Bubbles is not your traditional monkey. No, Bubbles is not. Jackson name. Yeah. Yeah. You just know that name. Cheetah is the original monkey name. And didn't didn't the the actual chimp that portrayed Cheetah in the

2:36:10just died or something. RSN movies lived to be like 70. Maybe. I don't know. I could look it up. He lived at the villages in Florida. Yeah. You know the one we're talking about you. You know, you know, the Johnny Weissmiller, Tarzan movies. How are we saying Weissmiller now? Johnny Weissmiller. Weissmiller. Sorry. Um, not right. It's Weissmiller. Go ahead. But he was a world-class swimmer, you know, in real life. Yeah. Yeah. Right. And he died into his bulldoin. Until Don Schollander came along. What are you suggesting, Christy? Nothing. No, no, he, but you know, I thought he had a tragic ending. Oh, I don't think so. Yeah. Yeah. Miss Pats Kid left them in the sun. Poor boy guy. Poor boy dementia. Actually, I thought he was a dog. They left him out in the sun. Yeah. Her son's 26. Oh, I know. Yeah. Responsible. No thanks. Didn't you feel bad? And you watch the Tarzan

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2:40:22This is the Bob and Tom show. Reach us toll free at 1-888-Bob Tom 1 or at Bob and Tom.com. This is the Bob and Tom show. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. There's Christie Lee at the news desk. Hello, chick. Hello. There's Pat Godwin. Hey, chick. Uh-huh. There's Jeff Oscar. Yes. There's Ace Cosby. I'm chick at the orangeinsoles.com sports desk. Hello, Tom. She's looking for a picture of that monkey. Sorry to bother you. The spider monkey. The spider monkey. They name Mirabelle. Was it Mirabelle? Mirabelle. Mirabelle. Mirabelle. Mirabelle. Zool in Connecticut. Spider monkey. But whatever they do, these contests, the name things, you notice how they restrict it. They give you like three choices. Or, yeah, in this case, it was Esperanza, Raina and Mirabelle.

2:41:23They should let people be free right in whatever they want. Yeah. They were trying to there was a reason for that. What would you name the monkey? I don't know. I thought about it. What would you name the monkey? Oh, look, there's a picture. Look at that little guy. Come on. Oh, God. That is so cute. Kill it before it gets older. Look at that thing. That's that's unholy. It looks like. Leave that out. It looks like. It looks like it looks like Kelly Osborne. So she's been on those. Have you seen her? Most famous people from Connecticut, Catherine Hepburn. Catherine Katie'd be better than Mirabelle. George W. Bush, Seth McFarland. All right. Michael Bolton. Glenn Close. Oh, she looks like a monkey. Meg Ryan, same thing. I said, going close. Oh, she's great.

2:42:24Would you? Would you? They probably would get too many monkey muck muck faces. How about you doing that anymore? That's gone. What did you say? Monkey muck face. That's monkey muck muck face. Monkey muck muck. Oh, okay. Ron Howard's from Connecticut. Mark Twain, Nathan Hale, John Mayors from Connecticut. I don't know. Could you, maybe name the monkey, release the Epstein files? That'd be too topical. Thanks for dragging that on the air. We all appreciate it. Tom and our emails. Thank you. Thank you very much. Sorry. Chrissy Lease at the news. What else have we missed anything? An upcoming Hollywood prop auction features the prop rhino that was used in the iconic Ace Ventura scene. Are you kidding me? Yeah. You know the one I'm talking about the oversized mechanical butt birth rhino. Butt birth. Yeah. He comes out the keyster. Yes, he does. Who could forget that? Measuring 10 feet long. It features hydraulic hinges, a foam tail, padded interior chair,

2:43:25and a removable latex backside. Yeah, you had to have this big enough inside whole gym carry. What would you pay for that? hilarious. I don't know. $10,000. $248. That's what they're saying. $48,000. It'll go way higher. You think? Oh, you know, sure. Who's going to want that? Somebody just paid $12,000. Well, you could have that on the front door of the frat. You have to climb through the B holder. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. See, you got 2020 vision, my friend. That's beautiful. Have it the doorway to your bedroom. Some single rich guy. What is wrong with you? You don't want to come through the door. He's going to hold me. This will be at auction next to... They'll probably have some really classy like, here's the sled from Citizen Kane. Oh, and next to what we have the giant rhino with the operable geester.

2:44:26Is there anything from a movie you would want to own? No, I don't think so. I can't think of any. Judy Garland Slippers, maybe. Is that a whole saga where they were stolen and they were there? Right. And they're like three pairs of them or something. Are you sending us a message from your father from the grave by mentioning that? What are you doing? He would have loved to have had a pair of those. Are there, um, is there more than one Maltese Falcon? Is there... I didn't know there was one. I just thought they referred to it. No, no, no, no. No, the movie. Remember the member of the fat man takes the knife and starts shipping away at it. It's fake. There's a Maltese Falcon Christian. I am not. It's on the list. And you're going Falcon, aren't you? You're not going Falcon. Falcon. It's Falcon. It's Falcon. And no, it's Falcon. Falcon. There's no Ellen. Are you in it? It's A-L. No, no, you at all. No, it's F-A-L-C-O-N. Falcon. You think it makes you sound smart, don't you? The Maltese Falcon.

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