Postgame Show: Zaslow's No Good, Very Bad Day

0:00Baseball is back, and the first pitch is on Netflix. The New York Yankees, led by seven-time all-star Aaron Judge, head to the San Francisco Bay to take on Raphael Devar's San Francisco Giants. This season kicks off with one exclusive opening night game. Watch MLB Opening Night, the New York Yankees versus the San Francisco Giants live on Netflix. Tonight at 8 p.m. Eastern, 5 p.m. Pacific. Zaz, how you holding up? I feel like we lost you today. Not good, man. You are good or you're not good at the time? No, not good. Not good. Shook. Is it the dream? Is it the dream combined? Dreams aren't real, Dan. I'm okay about the dream. I know the difference between the dream world and the real world. Is it the slurring? Was it this clip when you didn't know Mike was talking in your headphones? Yeah, that's my gimmick. Wait, what? That right there is the one that'll keep me up tonight. It's a shocking lack of awareness that I had there. Yo, that's my gimmick. Wait, what? Like, I'm talking to myself like a crazy person.

1:00If someone's listening, someone's listening to that clip. Yeah, they don't hear Mike. Yo, that's my gimmick. Wait, what? Like, what the hell is he talking about? That's a crazy person. And everybody knows two things about me. I'm not a crazy person. And I'm not a cuck. But you listen to that clip right there. You know, that's my gimmick. Wait, what? And it's like, that's a crazy person. And a cuck. I just want to be clear though. So the dream in which you talked offset to Kendrick Perkins and interrupted him while not on first take, but wanting to be on first take doesn't feel to you as bad as the reality of Mike was talking to you and only you. And what you were supposed to say there is, do you know about those black people on the lawn? And you just said this instead. Yo, that's my gimmick. Wait, what? Yeah, that was a funny response I had. But I was the only one who heard the prior words. It was a good show that you and Mike were doing for only you and Mike. Like a joke.

2:01Mike, you thought that joke was funny, right? How did you not know though that Mike was talking, not talking to just you as opposed to all of us? Why would he be saying that? Why would he be saying that to all of us while hiding his mouth and trying to lean down so as not to be seen saying it? So I was taking my gimmick. Wait, what? Let's go ahead and get to the polls and to the start of the day, please. That of the day, man. My brother Tim Anderson had 98 homeruns, 332 RBI, a .283 average, and an OPS under .750,

3:02in 300, no, 3,482 career at bats, before being rocked. After Jose Ramirez, he hit just over .200 with an OPS under .500. He never hit another homer and had just 18 RBI in 449 further at bats. He never hit another, not one more homerun after that. Not a now nutter. What are we supposed to think about that? Confidence is key, man. And when everything you're doing, just take it from Jalen Suggs. Welcome home, brother. Confidence is key. He's going to be Derek White now. While I love that when you talk about baseball, you say .200, you can just say in baseball .200. It felt weird. About the third point, I was like, they don't say this. Yeah, but you got to stay consistent once you commit you're in.

4:02Tim Anderson was a Marlin for a while, and nobody remembers it because of everything it is that you're saying there. You know what we didn't get to in any way today? We probably should have the details out of you at USC basketball where the leading scorer in college basketball is just not on the team anymore. How the hell does that happen? Right. They have tournament hopes and everything. It's like, whatever will happen, please forgive that, young brother. In his last game, he got, he left the game with a quote injury and then minutes later, he was seen walking out into the court and just like sitting in like the front row. Not with the team, sitting away from the team, and then he's released from the team. It took the entire show. But we finally acknowledged that this is March. And we're about to enter some of the most awesome times of our lives provided we lived to get there. Put it on the poll at Lebitar Show. Are we about to live the most awesome time of our lives if we get there at Lebitar Show? Let's update some of the polls here.

5:03That is crazy, though. You're talking about college basketball's leading scorer and just that, never mind, not on the team anymore. And Eric Musselman's a player's coach. So there must be something more going on. And they flatly told us they weren't going to war. But then they went to war a couple of days after the first meeting of the board of peace. Do you know what airport breath is? 60% of the audience says no, they do not. Damn. It's $2.29. Too much for a blow-pop. 98% of the audience. I didn't know what you were going to say after it. You knew I was. DLS hoops ladies and gentlemen. And last poll is the problem with society. The fact that people don't take jokes is jokes. 78% of the audience says yes and those are your polls. That's the problem with society.

6:04Is as you seem like you're reeling. I need today to end. And tomorrow to begin. You'll as my gimmick. Wait.