
Postgame Show: The Giant Panda Update (feat. JuJu Gotti)
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz — Postgame Show: The Giant Panda Update (feat. JuJu Gotti). Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
America leads the world in medicine development. It matters. We get new medicines first nearly three years faster. Five million Americans go to work because we make medicines here at home and not relying on other countries keeps us safe. But China is racing to overtake us. Will we let them or will we choose to stay ahead? When America leads, America cures. Let's tell Washington to keep us in the lead. Learn how at americacures.com. Pay for by Farma. That's right. It's Thursday Thunder and it's presented by Draft Kings. Draft Kings. The crown is yours. Juju, what do we got? Yes, sir, man. Thursday Thunder. You already saw BAM had 83 points the other night. So naturally, I'm going with Derek White for over 15.5 points tonight against the Thunder. He gonna need him. Next leg, I'm going with my brother. I think my
brother Tony, you know, a little something about this brother. Tim Hardaway Jr. for over 10.5 points tonight against the nuggets. No, against the spurs. You dig it. He gonna need them 10 points. You got to know it. You need 11. You got to know, man. And last leg, he's gonna. Stan Van Gundy said this man is the best shooter in the NBA. A better shooter than Steph Curry. So I trust Stan Van Gundy. Let's go with Luke Kunar for over eight points tonight. He might not need them. Lock it in. So, Juju, I see you have a top five. I think I am very interested in this top five. Let's get to it. Oh, yeah, man. Last night, man. I don't know if y'all seen DeGente Murray. Yep. That was totally over. Yep. Right. At the end,
yelled and screamed over him. Look at that. He looked like Muhammad Ali. Sonny Listen. Right. So that made me think, what are the top five most disrespectful moments in NBA history that I can think of? Nice. Oh, well, lie. Dame time ending the Thunder's era. Another OLI DeAndre over Brandon Knight. That was dunked over a lot of sitting down. Yes. He killed him. VK also got that crossover too. He got crossed over in the El Star game. I think it was rising stars or whatever is a bad look. Now, see, you know what? That's a good example right there, Juju, because Nick Wright comes on here and wants slam dunks to be three points. Was that a dunk? Like he didn't touch his fingers in touch to win. Yeah. You know, is that a dunk? Is that three points? Right. We're going to need one of these on that one. Yeah. Number five, Alan Iverson steps over Tyrone Lou, man. Very good. Very good. Yep.
Disrespectful. Didn't win any more games, but that was a moment. Number four, James Harden, Crosses, Wesley Johnson, Stairs Adam, and DeAndre is the three ball. Stairs out of for a long two seconds, too. It was a long stare. Right. And one mistake style. Number three, LeBron James killed Jason Terry. Bruh. That was the perfect scenario that you never want to end up in. It's especially with LeBron James coming down the court. Oh my god. Well, and also it was so great because Jason Terry, like leading up to that game was talking a lot about LeBron in the heat. Oh, yeah. Number two, Scottie Pippin, Dawson, and push his down, Patrick. Nice. Nice. And, and he steps over his head. Right. And the number one most disrespectful moment that I
could think of Shaquille. Yes. Dawson, Chris Dudley, and pushes him out of bounds. You got to give Chris Dudley a little bit of credit there, though, Jude, because he got up the ground. He took the ball and he chucked it across the quarter track. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. That was. You got to give him a little sauce for that because he ain't just go down like no pun. You dig it. So those those top two on that list, Pippin over youing, and then steps over him. So you ingest to push him off of him and and and and Shaq on Chris, when the Shaq one, it's so smooth, Jude, Jude. It's like in one motion, he dunks on him, gives him nuts, and then pushes him down, like in one fell swoop, you know. Yes, sir. Stupid nuts. He gave that man. I want to say, happy two year anniversary to my brother and yours, Ethan Badowski, man. They tried to bespare your name sometimes. And we got to keep the respect to your anniversary of what?
And joining our being with metal art media. Oh, wow. Keeping a job. All right. You got to celebrate it to your anniversary, man. Congrats. Not getting fired. I saw a little impromptu free game for the crowd. Adnan said, say whatever you like, if you use the phrase, uh, spree decor, don't. And Dan, please don't say that word around me, brother. Jude, you watching any shows recently? You got any, uh, any recommendations? Brother paradise, man. Jude, Jude. What a show. So good. Has it been enough days where I can talk about the latest episode? No, no, I'm going to go. Mike Ryan. He can do it, but I'm going to go and Mike Ryan scolding. He sees he's walking out of the room right now. We see the first season. Mike Ryan scolding me earlier today for talking about paradise. Look, I'm not going to do no spoilers just Tony, man, because it's just as enticing as it was
last season. I love that Sterling K brown. He's great. Right, right. Uh, since since we're not going to talk about paradise, I will just like to touch back on the BAM conversation, brothers and sisters. This is proof. People will not even let you have something that they don't even care about, bro. Folks don't care about this that much, but they are up in arms just because we care about it. That's right. Being mad, being mad is a privilege, ladies and gentlemen out there. Let's give it to the stuff that's really going on on earth right now and not BAM. You seen BAM, mama, there with the finger waves, hugging Asia, crying. That's what it's about. Who gives a damn? Hey, man. Right. And in any other positive news, this is some positivity. Pandas are no longer considered and a extent or endangered species. Giant panda bears are no longer endangered species on this Let's get some. That's the best news that you've ever brought to the post game show. This is incredible.
I don't know if that's the true statement. Giant pandas are no longer on the verge of being extinct. Brought a lot of joy. Tough five was better. That's really joy. Guys, that's a big deal. All right. Glad to hear. We got a little panic. Like third, third best thing. Shaq gave them the nuts. Yep. All right. So third best thing today. Yeah. You know about old nuts. I mean, Juju told me about paradise. All right. That's better than anything you just said about pandas. Prisoner of the moment, but really excited about those panda bears. Let's do some polls, Juju. Yes, sir. Do you circumvent anything other than rules? 61% of the audience says no, they don't. It's stubby clap one of the greatest baseball names that you've ever heard in your life. 87% of the audience says yes, it is. Somebody online. I bought the brag out of this institution was I'm going to read it. Somebody online said that that's also what they call Brad Williams when he has gonorrhea. Not here nor there. He sounds like a guy who who played baseball when they had
those gloves that were like three fingers that were bigger than the size of your face. Right. Also from earlier, no honor amongst thieves, but also can you be thickest thieves? I don't know what the thieves are. Thieves got too many quotes. I don't think you should trust any of them. Are you offended that Adnan Burke is a turd reheater? 77% of the audience says yes, they are offended. Those guys made it perennial. Are thieves really that thick? 51% of the audience says no, they are not. Wow. Can a bald guy be ginger? No, let me take that back. Can a bald guy be a ginger? I'm always scared of that word, man. You rearrange two letters and it is a problem. Yeah, Dan can say it though. 74% of the audience says yes, a bald guy can be a ginger. Now, I'm afraid of that word. A new fear of the mamba mandal. It is Bill Burr a ginger. 90% of the audience says yes, he is.
Will you get in a public world pool? 58% of the audience say no. And last poll, does modern family have the best writing in sitcom history? Quite a statement. Right. 73% of the audience says no, they don't and those are your polls. Good job, Juju. Thank you, brother.
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