Postgame Show: Dan Threatens To Murder Erik Spoelstra

0:00America leads the world in medicine development. It matters. We get new medicines first nearly three years faster. Five million Americans go to work because we make medicines here at home and not relying on other countries keeps us safe. But China is racing to overtake us. Will we let them or will we choose to stay ahead? When America leads, America cures. Let's tell Washington to keep us in the lead. Learn how at America cures dot com. Pay for it by pharma. All right, so Tony came in this morning very excited to tell me about a movie that he finally got around to watching. Now you may remember last week, I think damn it, checking out we're talking about this movie last week. We were going over that a lot of you euths on the other side of the glass there had not seen yet. And that is a movie called Basic Instinct. What a movie? What a movie? How did you how did you like decide to watch it?

1:01Where you have a kid? Yeah, and it's not like, you know, you have it on VHS or something. Did you have to like, did you pay for it? No, no, no, so I didn't pay for it. I'm at my end loss now because that's a good place to watch Basic Instinct. Yeah. So listen, so listen, they weren't in the house. My wife was over in her side of the TV side over there. And I was in the room that we're staying in, but she was with the baby. So I was like, you know what? Let me throw in a little bit of Basic Instinct. See what the boys are talking about. See what's going on. There's a lot of buzz behind the what's what? See what's what? And who's who? And then I found out who was who? Oh, yeah, baby. Sharon stole. Wow. You know about that interrogation scene. Wow. I mean, Newman was sweating bullet sweat, but I looked over it. Michael Doug is like, did you see what I just saw? That's right. And then he's like, yeah, I saw what you just saw. Oh, that's that movie. Because I've actually never seen Basic Instinct. But I get the vibe. I know the scene, like, the legs crossing, like I can already tell. But she knows she knows everything. She wrote a book prior to which gave her the alibi, Chris Cody. So long story short, anything Michael Doug was related. I'm in. So it was a nice little cherry on top of him acting. The what's his name? I'm

2:06trying to the partner, his partner, the cowboy partner. I don't remember his name. Whatever his name was, ask on. Ask on actor. Do you know what that means? Zazz or no? No. Okay. Ask on. Did you, when you say ask off, it's it's from the Cinephal universe. Cinephal uses ask off is when you're acting your ass off that you're doing a great job. So the opposite of that, it's acting, acting your ass on, which is what he was doing. So if you could look up the name for me, he used to call Michael Douglass Haas. I don't know what his name is. That's a good movie. Good movie. The good movie. You think she did it? Yeah, she did it. She did it. She did it for sure. Spoiler alert for a movie from 35 years ago, but she did it. I'm going to look. Chris has the cast up right now. Hold on, give me a second. Let me check. But that right there in case you know, that is Sharon Stone at her absolute peak. That's a ghost. Yeah, his name was detective Gus Maureen. Yeah. Acted his ass on. Yeah. Also, my sister Trista earlier in the show mentioned a little bit of father that I was like, Oh, no, we don't get to this in the post game. She says she is over LJ, bro. How and why

3:11are you over the goat? I'm done. Guys, I'm absolutely done. I think the NASCAR thing tipped me over the edge. Oh, another three feet for MJ. Oh, my God. No, I don't want to talk about a three feet. What I want to talk about is what we were promised. We were promised lessons in excellence. What did we get? Nothing. What we got was stories about the Airbnb and nervousness with the free throw promises made promises not delivered. I hate that when I watch the hornets, all I can think about was what MJ did not do. MJ is stuck in my brain and I want him out. I can dig that. I didn't like that to Rico's situation. It was pretty funny. I'm like, they're going to try the same interview back out here. Salute though. I also wanted to get to one more thing. Another utterance that happened earlier. My boy Tony says, and I quote, I have a new respect for pool boys. Oh boy. Oh, go for you, Tony.

4:15Because I'm on my brother. Yeah. So being in, you know, not my own house, I'm living in my in-laws. Now we met the house that we bought. Right. So for the kid, a kid, one kid only feels like kids. It does feel like kids. They will be kids at some point right now. Just kid plural. Baby. But I was doing over stuff at the new house and the new house has a pool, which is cool. But the problem is the neighbor who's behind me has this big a tree. And all it does is put leaves in my pools. So it's got, I didn't go for a couple of days and all of a sudden I look at the bottom of the pool and it's covered in leaves. Yeah, you got to be a good little pool boy. And I'm looking at it. I'm like, I'm like, damn, I'm like, nobody's going to do this except me. Like, I got to do this shit. That's right. So I got the net, big ass net, right? So I'm there at the bottom of the pool trying to rake out all the leaves. You know what happens when you rake them all up? They go everywhere. So I have to sit there and swivel the thing. You don't got those floating leaves? No, no floating leaves are all at the bottom of the pool. There's a skill to a dog. You'll figure it out. I had to sit there for an hour and I have those sinking leaves getting every single leaf

5:17out of there. And I think about pool boys because we don't have pool girls, right? We don't see a lot of things. They're out there. Anytime there's a pool guy, it's a pool guy. He's doing his thing. It's very sexist job. Sometimes it's a pool family. The problem is I didn't want to pay for the pool guy because it's going to be like 150 bucks a month. I'm not going in the pool right now. It's cold. So like, I don't need to do that. I'll maintain it myself. They're a little chlorine. How much a month? Like 150. I pay like a little more than a hundred bucks a month. Okay. So what are you? 120? What are we talking weekly? Once a week? Yeah. He comes every week. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever. So I don't that's not an expense that I need right now. Long story short. But it was a pool girl. I pay a little bit more. Whatever. But again, you never find those. No. You don't see those. No sharing stone walking around being like, hey, can I clean the pool girls get paid more? Actually, they probably could to be honest. But so I'm sitting there for an hour and a half, taking up all these dead ass leaves, putting them in a bag, going back and forth 150 times to take all these things out on my damn. This sucks. So new found respect for people that clean pools because it is a problem. People, if you're listening right now,

6:18I feel your pain. Thank you for what you do. And if you have a good thing for under a hundred bucks, let me know. DM me at the time. So use your sunscreen. All right. Chuju, you got some poll. Stopped it for us here today. Yes, sir. I do, brother. Yes, sir, Bob. First of all, with damn be 700 pounds. If he lived in New Orleans, 92% of the audience says, yes, he would. I love big fat damn. Can you? Can you say the legend? What's his name? 76% of the audience says, no, you cannot. Can a Super Bowl winner be a hockey, low key acquisition? 61% of the audience says, yes, he can. Wow. Who has the worst nachos, the ballpark, the gas station, or the movie theater? 69% of the audience says the gas station. Yeah, I can see that. Does blue cheese taste like mold?

7:2254% of the audience says, no, down, better dressing blue cheese or ranch. 80% ranch, we're thinking right. 65% of the audience says ranch. Do some people love diarrhea because it helps clear them out. 73% of the audience says, yes, better wing flavor, buffalo, lemon pepper, mayong, or barbecue, or meong. Meong. Yeah, I call it in America. I'm from over there where they make that. 60% of the audience says, buffalo, and those are your pose. All right, good job, Juju. Thank you, brother.