Postgame Show: Dan Gets Naked (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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1:08Oh boy. And there's Miami. How is the how is the placement of the you got to move it down a little bit. My one one for the belly button too. Not you look great. You want to give me a couple of them just so that the internet's not forever. Just anything that helps me here. Are we are we live? We're doing this? Yeah. And gravity is doing its thing. Is that what you think Don Bailey does? Oh my god. A booty in the front. You look like David has a hall eating a burger. I think you guys should be saving all of this for air. It's where we are. We are. We are. Sorry. I just had like 14 crackers. You'll see why in a second. Welcome to you to the post game show. I'm not trying to look at that. Thank you. Well, what in the head? What's happening? Greg, you see how this is done? Greg doesn't have his

2:14headphones on, but look at this Greg. Look at what do you think of what Dan's doing right now? Tremendous producer. Greg Cody produced this. Thank you. It was my idea. I gotta get myself credit. Greg, there's a semi naked Dan Levitard in the studio. Greg, you've been pretty unusually terrible today, even by your standards. Thank you. I'm nude on the floor doing what you wouldn't do. And you don't know that you're just supposed to talk when the microphone is in front of you and we're throwing the show to you. Yeah, you know, I can't believe you don't think that I have any lines that I draw like like I'm just going to do anything and everything. No, I'm sorry. I mean, you know, you're a better man than me. Also a bigger man. What's your assessment of what you're looking at? Um, I'd rather not look at if I'm being perfectly honest. I mean, I'm trying to shield myself here. I got blinders on. I borrowed blinders from one of my race sources and I have them on so I don't have to look to my left. Jude, you're not a Miami guy. So do you recognize what Dan is doing here? No, but I do recognize that my boy got a boot in the front. A lot less hair than I

3:20thought. Yeah, borrowed blinders from one of my race sources. Full screen, good job guys. What? Punctuating the show. You're manscaping, huh? As I've seen you before, occasionally subjected yourself to this and that's all right. Like nothing, I, I shave my chest like, you know, that that that's what's going on here. It's a good look. YouTube, levitard and friends. You want to see this. Audio experiences, something that you usually are confined to. If you've always been dying to see what I look like. If I were burnt rentals on a bare skinned run rug or Don Bailey senior on a carpet billboard, this is what it would look like. Jude, do we have any other criticisms for me today that aren't just body shaming? Yes. Yesterday on the show, we had the illustrious ads on the show. So I had to skip my observations of what you was doing yesterday. But yesterday, your mama said, I don't want the camera on me. She shoots you away. And you talk about, I override my mom. Excuse me,

4:25sir. She bought you into this world. You know what she can do? Take you right up on one out of here. You did. So we got to be a Miss Lord. This a little bit more respect than we do on camera. Am right. Okay. Fair criticism. I also called her a communist for rooting for Fernando Mendoza and would generally disrespect for. So I'm sorry, mom. Thank you, brother. Also, I don't think that Jason Taylor is afraid of Mario Cristobal. In my opinion, I've seen that brother on the defensive line. You said Jason Taylor is afraid of Mario Cristobal. I don't think so. I think it's a mutual friendship there. Mike. I think everybody's afraid of Mario Cristobal. That works for Mario Cristobal. Like a little tinge. Maybe not even one that you would publicly admit. But yeah, everybody's a little afraid of Mario. Also yesterday sent me with Domino. Oh, my goodness. My chef's kiss, bro. That was some fun TV there, bro. But during the segment,

5:26you said that Domino is the Cuban that you thought Tony was. Come on, bro. You can't tell the folks like that, man. He is though. I thought I thought Tony would be wearing wrestling tights around here being even more prodigiously Cuban than he is. That's not a, that's not a disrespect. What's it? What's the disrespect in that? Hey, touche, you don't see it. I don't see it. Also, please do know that that shot that we just saw with that libertar will be on libertar af.com on planet t-shirts every color you want. Yes. Coming to a theater near you. No one's gonna ask that on the internet, right? Wait a minute. Why are my Emmys there? I think they're hiding their booty, dude. But the number one thing from yesterday, bro, we need to stop speeding up. The dealustry is dying. Never seen the man has soft to die enough for taking up for herself, standing enough for herself because I don't like how we be speeding folks up. The guests, the guests got 30

6:26minutes. They got 20 minutes. Look, man. I'm gonna do them at my pace. I got good juice for you. You talking about speed it up. Come on, man. That's really good feedback. We could have been better. Ice could have been. I could have been and I called her after the show to tell her that and apologize to her. So good criticism, dude. Yeah, you were so terrible at the point where she had to say, fine, it's your show. That's never good. Also, something from yesterday that I think requires judge Zaz is ruling on because we got a big case pin there right now. Yeah. Yesterday during the show, Dan's mother said that Dan is not Cuban. Josses. All rise. Jonathan Zaslow, now presiding with prejudice. My dad, my dad was an embarrassment yesterday. Like I can't believe I'm not Cuban. I'm not Cuban. Is that Dan Levittard, a legit Cuban?

7:28No, it's Cuban. No, it's Cubano. Guilty prejudice. I like it. Dio Zaz has ruled. No, it's Cubano. Wait, so that would be guilty or not guilty? Prejudice. Guilty of not being Cuban. Not guilty of being Cuban. Also over the weekend, I want to send a congratulations to our brother, Merrill, the kid Merrill being named Hot 97's new morning host from 6am to 10am weekdays, man. So look at the Merrill, man, that's a big deal right there, bro. I think it should have got more headlines in a deal. You're right. It's perfect with that city. He'll join us inexplicably for the live stream on Monday, but it should have gotten more headlines,

8:29due to because it's a perfect fit. Are you surprised at all that the last time I was with Merrill in New York, he took out a pen and started signing his name on garbage cans, graffitiing it because that dude has imprinted that entire city in more ways than just that. It's perfect to see him on that show. Congratulations to the kid. Hell yeah, man. So it inspired me to make a top five people who should have got more headlines during this week after the week they had. Number five, Mike Jackson, man, from the Carolina Panthers and the you, you did, he was doing some things during that playoff loss to Pukin' the Cooler. What's his name? Devontay Adams, but he had them brothers locked down and I don't think he got the credit he deserved on that. Number four, Payton Watson, another Denver Nuggets right now. Right here, the Joker has been out and he has stepped up in a way that has outperformed everybody who can pay way more money than he is on that roster. So salute to Payton Watson.

9:32Number three, Brock Purdy, man. Bro, seeing George Kieldo go down, you had a perfect excuse to pack it in. You got every excuse for to feel sorry for yourself and be like, you know what? This ain't my year. Number one, it's took down the champs. In filly, man, Brock Purdy, I see your brother. Number two, being the darn Johnson, man. My boy called this shot, man. He came on and said, look, I don't like the Packers, man. I don't like stand on it. And here's your depth. Take your depth back with your back to a green bay. I like what Ben Johnson doing, man. Ben the Don Johnson is great. And number one, brother, Keesha Nixon, Compton, California. Defensive back from the Packers, he had a chance to tackle the DeAndre Swift on the gold line backed out of it. You know how to NFL do with a right. So we can't show that video.

10:34But he backed the way instead of trying to tackle a punch the ball out. Man, we don't respect that over here, bro. Still a legend, but come on, bro. Juizio, I see the Jersey, you're rocking. What do you think if John Moran takes his talents to South Beach? Yeah, I mean, I think it's it's a lot more than delivered. I'm wearing this jersey right now because this is my last chance to wear this and it actually is real. This is the last time I will be able to wear this John Moran Grizzly's jersey and he's on the Grizzlies. I think my boy is actually sent to the heat already. Did you see after the three-pointer that bam hit last night? He did a John Moran celebration. Yeah. Yeah. But Juizio, bam did the John Moran celebration and then he had he had spit hanging from his chin and that's that's total oil loss. That's oil loss. You right, bro. I believe that when I saw it, I was like, yeah. That was that was he was celebrating. He was doing John Moran celebration and as he spit accidentally it got caught

11:35in his goatee and it was it was a large amount of spit. Hey, yeah, bro. How embarrassing publicly. I would never do anything to embarrass myself publicly like that. Look at the arch of my boy feet. My boy got the high archers. I see why you went to orthopedic. I like the way Dan goes back and forth with his feet. My feet are cold and the whole body is cold because I'm not used to being quite this nude in front of people. Not that cold in there. This is the longest post game of my life. Yes, please. In the polls. Do you got some polls? I see. Yeah, there's a poll right now that I'm looking at that. I don't like cold in there. Hello. Should it be illegal for Dylan Brooks and Grayson Allen to play on the same team? 87% of the audience says yes, it should be. The best tight end ever. Not Dan apparently. Travis Kelsey or Rob Gronkowski. 82% of the audience says Rob Gronkowski. Wow, that's higher than I thought. All right. He was pretty good. Can't

12:38it's good player. Right. Can you imagine coaching Lamar Jackson and then being enamored with Queen Ewers? 87% of the audience says no, they can't imagine that. And those are your polls for today. You don't have to imagine this, ladies. It's right here for you. Jesus. I seriously can't even look. I seriously can't even look. I seriously can't even look. I seriously