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mornings of video 104.1. I'm Russ Ralland, Savannah here today. You can see Savannah at Gatorland. Yeah, you can. I will be there and you know what? I just found out that Orlando is number one in the United States for a spring break. So bring it on out to Gatorland. Angel Rivera here, remember, tomorrow night with Hell's Angel listening to from 9 Till Midnight. Right here on Rail Radio 104.1, and now it's time for the King of the Mark Radhoms and Mekis. Oh, wait, right now. Daily Proclamation. Damn. What happened in the show? That's what happens when you come to the art play, huh? Man, that's all. What are you doing? Oh, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Thank you to Wimmerz. Wait, it's time for the Daily Proclamation. Oh, no. The King of the Banish Mission. Let's all leave our... Wait, ah! Beautiful band. Waiter. Oh, dear. Beautiful band. King of the Mark Radhoms and Mekis. King of the Mark Radhoms and Mekis. I love the Golden Girls, I love the Golden Girls too.

There's so much time in my childhood, actually hanging out with my own grandmother. Watching the Golden Girls, it was on TV during the day. It's some of the best times of my life they don't have to, you know, it's just good TV about three ladies that were so nice and one slut. And the comedy holds up. It took us there. You watch it there. It's still funny. And they were like... They always had... They were very big on having a good message. They gave a lot of different opportunities to people, while also in highlighting various injustices happening to not only old white ladies, but, you know, other people around them. And I respect that. I always respect Betty White, love him. I mean, she really made the show, right? No, you can't do that show without any one of those ladies. You can't... They're all pretty important. You know, behind the scenes, Betty White and what's her name? What they're bullying, Betty White. Yeah, they're bullying her. Yeah, they're bullying her. But Betty White is a pro. Yeah. Betty White is just amazing. But I don't think the show would have worked without her. Yeah, Betty White was being faked, there's no way she could be that nice that was part

of the thing. Yeah. Yeah. And turn out that she was really just that nice. But, Savannah during the break, she goes, hey, how old were the Golden Girls? And I'm like, you don't want to know the answer to this because they're much younger than you think they would, baby, because I remember thinking to Stelgetti must have been 100 years old. She was the youngest, right. She was the second youngest. The second youngest. The one... The BR third. The BR third and Betty White were both a year older than her. How old was she? But she was portraying like she was in her 80s, but Sophia, Patricia Love, her trio... I don't know how to say her name, so sorry. I was just call her Stelgetti. It was 62. Okay. Oh, that's not that far off from what I thought. Yeah, so that means B Arthur and Betty White were 63, they were one year older there. That's when the show started. And then Blanche Duval, you know, old Ruma clan of hands. Yeah. 50, 51 years old in real life. Oh my gosh, 50 was spring chicken. 10 years younger than me.

Yeah. I did. People age differently nowadays, right? I think it's like you can do a lot with a haircut. Like I showed the images earlier with if you gave them modern haircuts. Yeah. I saw one of those two with like norm from cheers if that you just gave him a, like a standard haircut for today in the 80 and a picture of him in the 80s and he looked like a way younger dude because he was only like 30 something. No, I mean, I think part of the reason that they look older, right? Is because they didn't have all the medical technologies that we have now that keep people looking young. I mean, you guys saw it to me more, right? Yeah. Like that's an impossibility that you look like that. Right. Well, I mean, I'm always a big believer of like, I think our Hollywood actresses should just age. Nope. And they won't get jobs. But like, and that's the thing going on with Maggie Jillin Hall right now. Cause Maggie Jillin Hall is not really gotten any work done. And so she just was in that movie The Bride.

Yeah, which tank a tank and people like Maggie Jillin Hall and maybe it's your face, but oh, damn, that's a little bit brutal. She didn't do anything to her face. She just aged like a normal ass woman. That's not acceptable in Hollywood. But why? Why is there, why is there such a, like a, so much put on to youth, right? Because young people as I've gotten older are just the worst. They're just a bunch of pretty idiots. You know what I mean? And like why, I don't understand why we do that. We like to look at attractive people. I mean, it's sex sells, man. You like to look at someone who's attractive, not someone that is not attractive. But older people can be attractive. Well, I know, look at me. There's that like, like men. What was that? That was funny. I did that for the first time. Give yourself a simple, like a simple symbol. It's like, I don't do it. But like, like, when I, like mad men is a class as if like a dude. There's that white hair dude and mad men that with John Hams, like boss. Yeah. Good looking guy. Okay. I don't know what he got done to his face.

All these Hollywood actors do that and whatnot. But I don't know. And I'm getting to the point where like, do I got to start doing stuff to my face? No. Just consider it a little loss. Write your loss. I was saying it. I was moving. I was not saying that. I was going in a different direction. It was a game of a beach ball and he'd know it. It was inferred. Yeah. I think you look very handsome. Mm-hmm. This is kind of a lot. That's what we're doing here. We're live in this wide area. Whatever. We'll all eventually have the contact lenses that push filters on everybody's faces and none of this matter, I guess. Oh, then everybody can look how you want them to look. Yeah. Oh, wow. That'd be awesome. Everybody will look like your idea of them. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I look at my wife. My wife is way more beautiful now than she was 10 years ago. Like, I liked how she looks and how she's aging and I'm totally cool with that and love it, love it. If she was like, I want to get some stuff done to my face, I'd be more concerned. You ask about her choice, obviously,

but I wouldn't like it. But have you seen, have you seen? Okay, yeah. Ask about Hollywood's obsession with youth. The obsession with youth is because men control the studios. Yeah. This is a man thing, right? You let women, you put women in those positions. You put women in control of the studios. You let them be the ones that are creatively behind that and you'll see that they will put women like the right age woman. Because they have the same people are going crazy at it. But like to play an old woman in a Hollywood film, right? To pay, to pay, to play that, they're pulling like 30 year olds to play like 60 year old. Yeah, man, the more plays an old mom and like this is a, right? It's just one of the tropes they use in all the action movies, right? And like we get, I get bummed out because it's always these old dudes that are supposed to be badasses that is bad action dudes right ever. But their love interests or the person that's with them is never age appropriate. James Bond's last movie. Check that was with him in that movie who they're, you know, supposed to have a crazy relationship.

She's like 20 years younger. But that's been going on forever. I like, not to be, you know, like old old, but with the Dick Van Dyke show, he was like in his 40s and then a Maritime or more was only like 22 years old. And that's what I'm saying. Even that. Even that. Nobody cares. It's men controlling the studio. Talking about people having worked on and stuff. So there's a show that we all watch called the boys. You watch the boys? No. Wait, are you talking about the boys, like the scary show? The heroes? Super heroes, yeah, yeah, yeah. I watch the boys. The young girl that is Starlighter, I think her name is. I love Starlight. So beautiful, right? Well, she went and had plastic surgery done. Look at her now. Isn't that horrible? I feel like that's that, but that's just a bad picture of her. Yeah, that's an unflattering picture. And that's done on purpose for clickbait because she's talked about it. She had graves this evening. She had some surgery for the graves this evening. But what she has admitted also is doing fillers and injections. It looks bad. Now, there's other pictures. She looks fantastic now. Yeah, these are contrast pictures.

They're trying to make her look really bad. But you know just as I do that, like women are trying to do Instagram face. They all got that same face now. And it's, I think though, like especially when they do that, I forget what's called was fat removal in your cheeks. Yeah. You're gonna regret that later. You can't get it put back in correctly. You're gonna look like a weird old skeleton. If you have somebody good, like anybody can do anything and anybody can like, like I know what you're willing to pay for you. You get a good doctor that are older than me. And if I get this close to their face, right? Because I want to see it, right? I can't see one wrinkle, not one. And I know you're older than me. Where did they all go? And how can I still go? And we, like we, you know, we criticize the women that do this. But here's the thing. The proof is there in the sense of, there are the, what they're seeing on social media. That carries a lot of weight for them. And there's a ton of influencers and a ton of other women who have, doing these surgeries, doing these things. You know, we can have our takes on it, but they're influenced or making a ton of money.

They've got revenue coming in. And so that's, you know, some women will aspire to do that. Well, and here's the thing. Like if I do a news story, if I do some sort of video for like a news station that's not local, right? And they ask me, I'll be like, well, could you tell us how old you are for the story? What I say is absolutely not. Age is discriminant. Age discrimination is alive and well in the United States of America. And I'm uncomfortable with that. If you put my age in this, I'm not going to share it to my stuff. And they don't. But because it's a fact, right? I like the way you explain it. And when you say it, you're like, people are like, oh, yeah, she's right. Age discrimination is a big thing in the United States. Otherwise, you wouldn't have a 30 year old playing a 65 year old. And like all of a sudden, she's old, like a Mandy Moore. How old is Mandy Moore? Gotta be like 44. But she's probably playing like a 60, 70 year old. Like it's crazy. Yeah, so oh, so mom, I don't know.

I like, I'm not against it. I'm all for it. If I could afford to do it, I for sure would do more. Like that is absolutely true. Do you don't watch like trash at TV like I do? Like your love is blind and whatnot? Uh-uh. Everyone years old. Holy smokes. Are you talking? What about the girl? Mandy Moore is 41. Who's the girl from? Who's the girl that was the, she's like 22 years old? And then she's on some beach program where you find a boyfriend or a husband or something like that. And she got her face done. And she's like 22. And absolutely beautiful. And she looks like she's 45 years old now. Yeah, these young girls, man, they're like in their 20s. Like I had one in my Instagram feed pop up. It was for like a plastic surgeon doctor. And they were going around and they're going like, hey, Kelly, how old are you? It's like I'm 22. And then like girl, look 40. Hey, Kelly, how are you? I'm 26. Oh, 40. Like it's, it's great. Whatever they're doing to make them faces look older. That's a weird thing. Throughout all history, everybody wanted to look younger. Now everybody wants to be older. But there's a really fun show on Netflix called Age of Attraction.

Yeah. Which is like the premise of the show. It's like 40 singles. They're all aged from 22 to 60. And then like you don't, you're not allowed to ask. How old they are. Oh, wow. Yeah. So you just kind of like, yeah, you hook up. And like, like, do you get to see the other human being? Yeah, you see him. Okay. You see him. But like Savannah said, some of their work is so good. Some of these like 60 year olds look like they're 30. So it's, it's impressive. It's a fun watch. If you like shows like Love is Blind. Like I do. Not going to apologize for that. I'm definitely going to recommend that show. Um, uh, what can I say somewhere? I don't want to take your segment. No. But like Angel was saying about the studios that are run by men. So I, you know, travel pretty frequently to other countries. In other countries, it's not the same way as it is in the United States. It is absolutely not. Really? Oh, the older the women are. And also the older the men are, it's more respected. Uh, they're, they're in a position of prestige.

Um, like the, like some of the older ladies that I met in East Timor, like they're, they're like the gods, right? Because there's not TV gods that are, you know, doing those kinds of things. It's really just not like that. I feel like this is, you get real. And I hope, I kind of hope she's not listening. I don't know what I'm going to say it anyways. But like my mom, my mom's single woman. And she goes out into the dating world. She still like tries to date people. Uh-huh. But the guy, the guy, I don't care anymore. I don't know. But the guys like that are on like the dating apps and sites and whatnot. Like they'll be like the guys that are in her age range. All like, like put their number at like 25. Of course. That's insane. And they're all like dirty dogs. Like every time I meet her. Dirty dogs. I'm like, It's funny that you say that. And I, I, I, once you get to hope she's listening to my mom, my mom somehow, somebody, the, the mark went over here. Put her on Tinder. And put her on like Facebook to date people. And I call my mom the other day.

You're not going to believe it, Russ. I had four men in their 60s. One to date me. I said, Mom, do not go out with anyone in their 60s for Christ's age. You're 84 years old. So, he said, Well, one man's 91, but he's too old. Oh, I hope your mom cries the 60 year old boyfriend. Oh, and then she tells me, and one of them who's 60, he knows Jeff Howe, and he knows Ryan. And he knows Ryan's mom. And I said, Mom, do not go out with anybody that knows. Double date with my mom. Yeah. Nobody that knows the radio show, do not go out with it. Absolutely. You can't, you can't, you can't do that. I can, and I will. No. All you want to be happy, all you've done is complaining, she doesn't go out, she doesn't do anything. So, she meets a nice 60 base. Why would a 65 year old man, who knows the radio show, want to go out with my 84 year old mother? I'll tell you why. So, when he goes to the bar, later on, he can be like, Hey, you know, you listen to monsters. Yeah. Uh, well, guess what? I have Russ's mom.

Yeah, exactly. Hey. Why do you call that one a set? I don't know what that is. In this town, finding somebody in that age bracket, who doesn't know about the monster. Well, you know what? Yeah. You're just not going to let your mom date. I don't even understand how your mom, or your mom, is even considering dating. Yeah, I know. That is the least of the things in my life. They're lonely. Not everybody's, not everybody's a solo tiger out there in the world. Yeah. This is chomping down with their food. Some people want companionship. Yeah. I can't believe it. You're 60. What? Okay. So what would be the proper age for your mom to date then? Because now that's interesting. Well, I don't know. I'm 61. So I think 65, a little bit to your mom. Yeah. I thought your mom pulls like a 40-year-old. Yeah. What if it was, but just follow my logic here, right? She's 61, so that would be your age. It would be the age of your child. But technically, if she got like a hot 40-year-old dude, that's like so outside of anybody's wheelhouse. I feel like that's actually better. Yeah. That might be better, they might not, you know. She could do chores for her. Yeah. You could call them daddy.

Yeah. All right. We'll get right on that. She can make it. Why do you want your mom to be happy? No. I do not. She can make them snacks. Your mom? What if you guys become best friends? Yeah. What if? Yeah. Well, that's the voice when Russ hates something, by the way. If anybody's ever wondering, if he's ever being real, he makes that voice. He thinks he knows me. Exactly. Look, he can move in next door to your mom. They don't have to live together. And he can get alone through that mortgage guy Don. That's right. There we go. That's right. Hey, what's the percentage that you're going to get? I don't know. Rates are all over the place right now. And you want somebody who knows how to navigate this, the complicated market. And that's that mortgage guy Don. With traditional mortgage, his heat locks, refives, small business loans, whatever it may be, that mortgage guy Don can help you out. And you use the compare quote calculator as well. If you're already out there, shopped for a quote, compare quote with that mortgage guy Don. Don't miss the boat. Compare quote. That mortgage guy Don. And so it shall be. If you want to leave us a message right now, it's a good time to do it.

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And I don't know if you remember this story. this, Mickey Rork was behind in his rent, unpaid rent, and $60,000 behind. And so when that was announced, the way they reported it was that he started to go fund me campaign to, in order to be able to pay his rent, that he comes out and said, no, no, no, no, I didn't start that. That's not for me. Someone else started that. And I'm not taking it. And he says, F and charity, I would never do that. And that was when like the Uber Eats delivery guy had dropped something on his front porch and he came out in his nightgown. I think so. Yeah. Yeah. And then everybody thought he was homeless or something. Yeah. So now he's officially been evicted from his house. And they have a hundred, it's so it's in all yours is $60,000. They have a hundred thousand dollars that fans of his have donated to the go fund me, but he still wouldn't take it. Yeah. Don't let your pride get you put on a street man. So my question would be, would you look down and like I would not look down on Mickey Rork. If he took that money to

pay his rent and then said, listen, I'm going to pay you all back. I appreciate it. Like I wouldn't look down at him for that, but he did not take it and got evicted. And my question for you guys is, would you blame him if he took the go fund me money? Take the money. That's why it's there. Those people gave you that money because they love you and they love your body of work. Take the money. Keep your apartment and then do something great. But you can say, I'm going to pay you back. I appreciate the help. Angel, what about you? Would you look down on Mickey Rork for taking the money and paying his rent? I can judge anybody when they fall on hard times. Whatever you know, get the help that you get. Yeah. The criticism, the criticisms are going to be there a lot of, you know, because he's probably made millions and millions and millions of dollars. Who knows who's taking advantage of them? Who knows? Like even now, like the circumstances that how he got behind on, on his rent, like I'm certain he's got somebody doing all this stuff for him. I'm like, I don't, I don't think he's doing it

pain. No, he's not. So, but I'm not ever, you know, in regards to that, it was set up for you to get some help. And then if you don't choose to accept the help, then, you know, pride is pride is a damn thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that you Ryan, what do you think of Mickey Rork officially evicted from his Los Angeles home, even though his fans, you know, came together with $100,000, but he will not take the money. Stop doing GoFundMe's for rich people. Like, I'm sorry, but you, I'm on the opposite end of this. I'm like, you had millions of dollars. You've had an entire career to invest your stuff properly. You decided to go down a weird world of drugs and do all this kind of stuff. So, I don't think he did drug stuff. I don't think he did it. I didn't know that. And so, like, sorry, actions in life have consequences. Like, I'm out here working every single day, basically minimum wage, trying to save as much as I can so I can retire properly. And it's an active decision to have to make all the time. So, with a celebrity who at one point had tens of millions of dollars, goes doesn't, if he accepts his GoFundMe,

he's peace crap, in my opinion. Well, he did not accept it. Good. He did not accept the money. And now it's good to know he'll be homeless, but he has Ryan's thumbs up. Well, today is speaking of your working hard, hard working man. Today is National Popcorn Day. I didn't say it's a popcorn. I saw that. Was that kettle corn? Was that Ryan? Because Ryan didn't bring his popcorn and he didn't share his soup with me. Oh, damn. I tried to eat some of his soup, but then like, I literally was taking a spoonful. And he had, because he had turned, no, no, no, no, you have it. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I said it down to that. Oh, I smell snacks. I'm like, yeah, I brought some soup from home. I said it down, and I said it down on the table by the studio. I was going to the bathroom. And I was, I was turning the corner and I was like, I bet she's about to eat some of my soup. And I look around, and there she is, ready to go. She's like, I just wanted to tie to your soup. I'll give you a favor. That's my skinny soup. So, what that soup does, it makes me go poop-o-oo. It's, it was homemade soup. Yeah. What was in it? Sausage? It's, yeah. Sausage potatoes.

Sausage potatoes. Kale. Oh, that is good stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe it'll make it go poop-o-oo. What was in it? Milk? Coconut milk. Oh, can you send me the recipe for that? Yeah. I'm going to make some. That's my skinny soup. I eat, I eat that. I love it. It was so delicious. It tastes like potato and leek soup. Mm. It is very good. I, uh, rushes indoors. No, it is. No, it is good. It makes me go to the bathroom. The Olive Garden Zupa Tuscana, but made into a fat, like a, a healthier way. It is really good. Yeah. Hey, oh, I got caught doing, you know, sometimes I just can't help myself, Savannah, just being me. I just can't help it. I just can't help it. I just can't help it. I just can't help it. No, I just can't help it. No, I just can't. No, so yesterday I did the 407 on Fox 35. I thought you were going to cancel on that. And so, what's that? I thought you had to do something else. No, no, no, I did that. I did that yesterday. And, um, so before we came up, before we came up, they did this funny picture, uh, Kendall, who is the, um, producer, producer, did this funny picture of Marlisa Goldsmith and it's, and they, they, hey, I had it or whatever.

It was her sitting on a camel waving and it's, it's kind of a funny picture. It made me laugh. And so before we went on, I'm like, I'm like, Kendall, if you don't make that into a poster and, and make that available, that is really funny way to promote the show. And then Marlisa, she's like, Rush Rollins, what are you doing? Well, I'm just doing what I do. I just think it'd be funny if they made those posters. And Kendall's like, oh, we're on it. I think we're going to do that. And I couldn't help myself. Then I realized, I probably shouldn't have inserted my, uh, my, uh, she don't want a poster of her on a camel. It's funny. Look, it is fun. TV promotion is different than radio promotion. Yeah, from real. What are you doing? Oh, but Kendall loved the idea. Oh, sure. They're working on it. And Marlisa's like, what are you doing? And I said, I couldn't help it, Marlisa. I'm sorry. Kendall needs to be careful, take an advice from you. Yeah. Yeah. It's, uh, no, not really. I know what I'm doing. But I'm not, I'm not a promote. I mean, I'm the king, dude. Not, not, not dismissing that you're, again, you're not hearing me when I say it. TV is different than radio. And those are do that's a different machine. And when you're a radio, a TV personality, and then you get put in

those kinds of positions, then you end up going and working the, the camel farm. You end up, they send you all to, out to the joke segments instead of taking you serious, because they have the visual now. I think it's funny. Marlisa on a camel wave. So do you do like the topics thing with her? They send you topics and then you talk about the topics. Yeah, like you do it. Yeah, yeah. So like, yesterday, one of the topics was about like is tipping out of control in America. You know, that's one of the things that so people are really upset about. One of the reasons that people don't want to go out anymore is because tipping is so bad. Do you do like, uh, do you like it when they give you the option to like four different options to tip? It's like, uh, 15%, 20%, 30%, they can do that drive you crazy. I have standard things, especially for like Uber Eats. If you're bringing my food at night, I give you this much. If you're bringing my food in the day, I give you this much. Oh, okay. Yep. And if you're coming from far, depending on the weather, I might change it a dollar or two, or if you're nice. Like, there's a chair on my front porch. If you put the food in the chair, chances are I'm going to give you a good review, because those

matter too. If you put the food on the floor right beside the chair, you're not going to get a good review. I love the fact that I love the fact with Uber Eats. When the weather's bad, that the preset in the app is already like at 25%. Yeah. I was like, all right. Come on, man. So do you think tipping is out of control? Or do you think it's? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Most people do. I mean, we've had we've had plenty of those stories over time. Some of the places where like they're already putting it into your bill kind of thing or being hit up for tips in in situations where in the past, there wasn't a tip like if if you're just putting your my food in the back, right? You weren't in part of it. And then you're hitting me up for a tip. That kind of stuff. Yeah. The tipping thing, it's just they're just giving me the option. It's up to you to take the option or not, right? But you know, I don't know about Uber Eats, but I know like Airbnb's and things like that. They rate you too. And you're the way that the Airbnb you say that rates you has an effect on whether or not other Airbnb's will let you stay there. Got you. So I always leave

like if I go to Airbnb, I always clean up really well, but I always leave like a like a 20, like a 20 spot cash tip. Yeah. Yeah. So it's like 88% of people say it's out of control. Everybody wants money for something. Ryan, you think tipping is out of control? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's I mean, like have you ever gotten like a like a kiosk that doesn't even have a person there? And it's like, would you like to add a tip? Ridiculous. Well, I think it's like it must be the default setting on a lot of these things. We're like, do you ever made this kiosk? Didn't go in and fix it? Yeah. But I've seen it at like the point of sale kind of thing. Yeah. Well, I went to get a car wash the other day, right? And there was a lady standing there just to kind of make sure I knew how to work the machine and it's like, do you want to leave a tip? And I'm like, okay, fine. And I gave her 10 percent. I don't know why I did. I don't know why I did. I thought pressure. I think they do that because of that exact response. And the actual response you should have is like for what?

For what? I know, but I feel like it's some old white man jerk. She was black, a little young black girl sitting there. You're falling for that stuff. You need to you need to bone up on some of this stuff. They're taking advantage of you, Russ. Yeah. Don't be that pussy white dude that gets like pushed around because of a guilt. You're with you and your white guilt. Come on, man. I guess I got a car wash, dude. Yeah. If anybody was a look at her, we go, why should I do the them some old mowing? Okay. No, don't say it like that. Just be like, uh, what would I be tipping for? You just look at her in the eyes and you go, haven't we done enough for you? I didn't say that. I'm just saying no. Thank you. That's what I do. No, thank you. Like if they ask me for a tip for something and I don't and look, I grew like my life has been a customer service like tipping, like, you know, I've lived in that life. So if they've done something, then absolutely, I'm a really gracious tipper. If you haven't done anything, I'll just be like, oh, no, thank you. Hey, here's one of the other topics we talked about on the 407 Fox 35. Marlesa, how you doing? It was this. Bucky's has received an F rating from the Better Business Bureau. What they say is

the people are complaining about, uh, they got bad service when they went there. The food doesn't taste good. And now they've got to like this bad, you know, you know, bad. How are you eating at a gas station? I've never had a bad experience. I think they're, they're, they're a victim of, of their reaching like max capacity of popularity. And so people not familiar with the culture of Bucky's are going. They're thinking they're going to a fine dining experience. Yeah. And then and the other part is, I mean, have you ever walked into a Bucky's and it's not busy? No. Yeah. So they're, so they're all jam packed. I will say this. I think, I think you're half correct. It's the same reason like what a burger doesn't expand after a certain, you know, really? Because they can't control how well the product is in the, in the customer service. I went to Bucky's in Texas. It's phenomenal. Yeah, it is amazing. Because it's home base. Don't you think also what is here in Florida has a bit of the, it's a little far away from the, from the home store kind of thing. But don't you think it's easier to complain that it is to

give them props and say, so whoever's going to the better business bureau and complaining, it's easier to complain that it is to give. Oh, yeah. That's why in plus in the world we live in right now, it's just complaint fueled complaint fueled and trauma fueled. Everybody's got a trauma and everybody's got a complaint. Yeah, everyone's upset about some everybody is and everyone's opinions matters. Yeah. Yeah, quit your bitch and Bucky's is awesome. I told them they should do like they should do like a little cartoon of Bucky answering the phone and answering all the complaints and trying to fix on the problem. You know, it's funny. And I just said this to a friend of mine. Like, obviously, I don't drink and I went to AA and all of those kinds of things. But in the big book that was written in like, I don't know, you could probably be like, not, yeah, the 1930s or something like that. There's one sentence in there that's so perfect. And the sentence is don't be like, don't be like the person who lives, don't be like the person who tolls in the who lives in the Florida sunlight, complaining about the rest of the nation. But it's very specific to Florida.

So whenever I sometimes get ramped up and I want to complain about something that's going on somewhere else, I'll be like, man, I live in Orlando. We're the number one spring break destination. Like we have beautiful weather all the time. Florida is just Florida rules. Yeah, it's had a complaint in about seven years. Yeah, it's had a complaint in about it. Just count your blessings. Yeah, count your blessing. You know why? Because grateful people rule the world. All right. We have played your hot takes and your messages. When we come back, don't go anywhere. You're listening to the marchers of the morning. Tyler Reddick here from 2311 Racing, another checkered flag for the books. Time to celebrate with Chamba. Jump in at chambacasino.com. Let's Chamba. No purchase necessary. BGW Group. Boy, we're prohibited by law. CCNC, 21 plus sponsored by Chamba Casino. No one knows what the future holds, but you deserve a weather app that can help. Weather bug is easy to use and provides forecasts for your every need. From storm warnings to pollen levels, write at your fingertips. Get the fastest local alerts and comprehensive 10-day forecasts wherever you are. It's hyper-local, real-time, customizable alerts.

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We do. If you want to be a part of the show, go to the I Heart Radio app and you use the Talkback function, you hear stuff on the monsters out of this song. It's time for the hot team. Passed through to me fast for us. I like that. Well, we only got a couple of seconds. Yeah, let's see. Hot, thank. What's up, monsters? And this message is for Ryan. What's up, Ryan? I just want to let you know that wasps do pay or play a major part in the ecosystem. They feed off of beetle larvae. They eat flies. They eat caterpillars. They eat things that are on people's crops. They also do pollinate. Not as good as bees, but they do pollinate. And they are beneficial. There you go, Ryan. Have a good day. That was left by a wasp. There's no way you're not a wasp. Ma'am, that's wasp propaganda. Everybody knows. Yeah, yep. No, I thought that's what he was saying. No, I met like a bug and the actual bug called in and was like, hey, wasps are actually pretty good. No, they're not. They're little stingy A holes that fly around and

just live to sting. What they love for it. Oh, no, it's windy the wasps. Don't you try to treat me with your wasps propaganda when to the wasps? I know you just want to sting me. I want to sting you. I want to sting you so bad. Don't sting me. I don't like it. I don't want to sting you in your boobs. My boobs. That's sexual assault. Get out of here, windy the wasps. Nope. All right, I'm going to get. Can I give you a hug, winded the wasps? All right, I'm going to give you a hug. Here we go. One, two, three. You stung me, a bitch. Oh, okay, that was fun. That's how theater of the mind for Savannah. Can we play with the game? We played yesterday where you read the, what they're going to say and try to read it like you think they're going to sound. This was pretty funny. I don't know if it'll be today, but he can read what they're saying and he tries to impersonate them before we hear them and we get to hear how close he comes to. Okay. You got one? Okay.

All right, monsters. I've been listening to you since basically day one, Savannah. Since it's the first day you got that, I just wanted to know, be okay with Savannah. If I came out to go to the world, recently, I'm an amputee and I have a t shirt that says, and now go to my leg off and would she take a picture of me? Thank you guys. Let's hear how it sounds. The answer is yes. Hey, monsters. Been listening to you since basically day one, Savannah. Since the first day she got on there, I wanted to know if to be okay with Savannah. If I come out to get a world, I recently am an amputee and I have a t shirt that says that now I'm going to get a leg off and she'd take a picture with me. Yes. That's you guys. It'd be good, Ryan. That's very close. I feel like that was close at all. Let's see. There's one that I wanted to specifically do. All right. This is where Ryan reads it before we actually hear what they said. Ryan reads it. Is that a segment?

Yes. Ryan reads it. Yeah. Angel told him to do it yesterday. The first one flopped, but then the others killed. I like this one. Yeah. Okay. So you read it like you think they're going to sound. I love Ryan reads it. Can I write you letters and do you read it? Yeah, you can. After seeing the latest Elvis concert movie in theaters, it's not a big, great idea for Russus mom to be able to see this movie. I even offered to take her if no one in Russus family would be able to do so. I hope that happens eventually. Okay. How's he sound in real life? After seeing the latest Elvis concert movie in the theaters, I thought it'd be a great idea for Russus mom to be able to see this movie. I even offered to take her if no one in Russus family would be able to do so. Hope that eventually happens. No. Yeah. There you go. Here's another one. All right. I am 57 years old. I am looking for a sugar mama. I will let you call me daddy.

I'll bend her over my knee and spike. Oh. It's just seven years old. I'm looking for me a sugar mama. I'll let you call me daddy. I'll bend her on my knees, maker. That was for Daisy. No, wasn't. Oh yeah, by the way, people ask where Daisy is today. She couldn't make it today. She's going to be in tomorrow with Amber. So they'll be here tomorrow. I'll give this one more. Ryan, I think you hit the money right on the money. Let women age beautifully gracefully know work done. It's really weird. It's Hollywood having 20 somethings play 16, 17, 18 year old girls. And these girls expect you to expect. And oh, I should be developed this way by now. And that's why they're starting to get all the work done. It's crazy. Ryan, I think you hit it right on the money. Yeah, you're way off today. Notably gracefully. No, let me do this one. Let me do this one. Yeah, Savannah. My wife to make and sister. What a go. Oh boy. My friend angel. How you doing, my friend? Hope everything's going well. You know, my English is not so good, but it's okay,

okay, okay. Well, that's just so rustic and understanding. Let me speak the Queen's English. And say I've been enjoying the show. You have a blessed day. Okay. Yaman, big up. Join me account life. You know, okay, let me see how closely problematic. Savannah, my wife, Jamir can't sister. My friend angel. How you doing, my friend? Everything is going well, you know. My English, you know, so good, but okay, he's okay. He's doing different voices. Well, just sell that rustic and understanding. You can do it. Queen's English and say I've been enjoying the show. Very good. I like it. I have a blessed day. Okay. Yaman, big up. Jamir, come for life, you know. Yeah, that was so good. I like it. All right. Savannah, what you got going on? Um, go follow me on Instagram at Savannah Bone or on TikTok, at Savannah Bone. Uh, and come out and see me at Gatorland for spring break and throw your trash in the trash can. Yeah. Uh, angel, what you got? Hit me up on any social media

platform. It's official angel. Email me, angel, outroradio.fm. KOD. I'm going to post my skinny soup recipe on my Instagram. Yeah. I don't know how to comedy, so follow me on them. All right. And then remember, next week, it's Earth Day birthday. We have MW wrestling there. I think that you want to get your tickets for Earth Day birthday. You can come by the radio station to get them or you can go to elixir, cash money, pay cash money. You don't have to pay any extra fees. Stay tuned for the news junkie right after the monsters in the three o'clock. It's the Jim Colbert show. We're back tomorrow for a Friday edition and do our thing from Savannah, Angel, and Ryan Holmes. Hey, the leader of this mess up, Mariam Madden, what awesome, amazing Gator Lady Russ, whole lot of world to rock, rock, rock. Guys, thank you so much for listening. We ain't got to go home. We got to get the hell out of here. Swirls.

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