KT: Behind the Tape (Ep: 784 Yakov Smirnoff + Ari Matti)

0:00Oh, it's fine. Oh, it's fine something wrong. Yeah, do it in your, you could even do it in your auto student thing. You got your auto student thing? Oh, damn. You came with the cheap package today. That's crazy. I have all white keyboards. Oh, I like it. That's exactly you know me. It was cheap until the time. You know me super racist. The band member, the band member that I'm always mean as to is mat muleing, but I'm a racist.

1:08I'm from Dallas, Texas, man. I also lived in Trenton, New Jersey, for a while when I was in the Air Force. I'm saying we hear the, uh, here it come, come bomb something other than the Middle East, right? Yeah, when I first got here, there was a dude who was saying that he signed up for four years in a row and didn't get picked. That's insanity. But I mean, that's like the same thing for William Montgomery, I think. When he first got on, it was like four years before he's ego. Wow, that's it. Yeah. I'm from Chicago, started comedy, Peoria, Illinois, home of Richard Breyer, now I'm a full Texan, been here two years. I'm ready to sign up for like the 60th weekend of row and knocking on. It's 30 for me, the dirty 30. That's my cousin too, by the way. This is D'Areal, this is Curez, Frank Caesar. Yeah, this is my cousin, you see four brothers, he's like Mark Wahlberg, but more autistic.

2:13Who's car we taking? That's my, I can't drive. All right, I've spent enough time with white people, I might get out of here. All right guys. Keanu, roll the last 10 seconds of the AI videos that they know what they're playing into. Roll it. It's very stupid, but you'll see why you're playing run away. So then, so on that can, it should be your key. Thing, thing, thing. By the way, and I was going to say this, and I hate giving musical notes, but I was going to say this.

3:18The drums are overwhelming on your guys' version. Like overwhelming. Play that one more time, where'd that come from? Is that you? To what? To smother out every other instrument? Play that one more time, play the actual version. It should be D-Manus' base dealing the show. I'm just saying. Heidi's parts in a jar would sell like crazy. Oh my god. Remember to tell Monica that. We'll just sell empty jars and call it Heidi's parts in a jar. I'm literally going to mention it on the show tonight. I'm writing it down. All right, before we get into it, I got to tell you guys about something. We just launched Kill Tony Plus. Here's the deal. You get every new episode, ad-free, and uncensored. We're giving members a brand new angle of the show that's never been seen before.

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6:22You can get it now at Kill Merch.com along with a lot of other great stuff. Go check it out. Kill Merch.com. I got an Oregon. My buddy owns the tattooed top off there. I called Paper Grant. Yeah. Oh god. Anyway. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know. I want to show them. And that windstroke. Fuck my house. Oh my goodness. Oh my god. It's so much work.

7:22The bad weather man. Ever since I met him. It's a bus to hail tomorrow. Ah. It was a tornado at my place. Winds were 90 miles an hour. I'm like, wow. No one else in the area. No one else in the metropolitan area had it. Oh. Yakov Smirnoff, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome legend. How are you? We're so happy to have you. Make yourself at home. We have a unbelievable food. We have drinks right here. Make yourself at home. When did you know you wanted to be on the panel today? When did I know? Oh, a couple of months ago. When I was here in April. Tony Somion said, I think you should do this panel with me. And I said, I'd love to. But I'm heading the tour, the European tour for two months.

8:23So he said, well, let's book it after that. So that's what happened. Yeah. And then I got the, that Ari was going to be on the panel with me. And that was, that was interesting pairing. And the sassan and the Russian. That's a little scary. What do you think of Ari? I think he's hilarious. He's so energetic and funny and just unpredictable. It's great. We're going to have some fun tonight. It's very easy. It's very easy. The whole trick is to just pretend like you know the show, like you're having fun. Okay. My fans are going to be watching to see if you want to be there. You know what I mean? You're just playing with the kids today. No. You're playing with the kids. You're just playing at the playground with the kids.

9:23I'm going to be taking them. I'll only set you up for you to win all day. All the things you're making up maybe. Of course. I know. Since you've been watching it. I've been watching it. It's like the, I show, yeah, I love showing you a player. Yeah. I'm really excited. Yeah. It's going to be fun and easy. It's going to be so fun. You're not going to believe when it's over. You're going to go. That's it. We did it. It's about two hours. She spotted me. It's the first place that I set to go. It's the chart of my day. I know. I know. The bull bearer. Yeah. I'm so close with Peter. I mean, like, so close with Peter.

10:23And like, you know, one of my favorite things to get to do. And always has been to do is to, you know, like Quentin Tarantino does it with great actors. He puts great actors that people maybe they forgot about him. Maybe they did this. But he finds the right role for them and uses them. And that's the right time. And that's what I like to do with the legends of the comedy. So that's why you and Ari Maddie. A lot of young people are going to watch because Ari Maddie's on it. They're going to go, wow. Who the fuck is this guy? He's funny. Old school. That's cool. They love old school because we guys just do jokes. A lot of people today is long set up. So a lot of pop pop pop. Every one like boom, boom, boom. And in the moment, in the moment. And that's what's important on this show. You know, don't over think things. But if you got something, go for it. If it's free and you got it, go for it. And a lot of people are talking because on this show, there's a lot of mics. And a lot of noise and stuff.

11:23If you have something, if you put the mic up to your mouth and look right at me, I'll say you up clean. So yeah, stop. What do you think about all of this? And then you will have it, you know what I mean? Every time. Yeah. And then it happens a lot. I'll just nod. Which means, you know what I mean? Which means like go for it. Yeah. It'll be great. It'll be great. And sometimes you might not say anything for someone. But sometimes you might have five days. Like, there's no rhyme or reason. Sometimes are you? I'll be dominating. Sometimes I'll be on a run. Sometimes the red panel will be on a sound effect run or something. You know what I mean? It'll breathe as long as you're having fun. That's the whole secret. Because what people, the fans don't like is they don't want to go. Man, it looked like that guy didn't even want to be there. You know what I mean? I want to be there. So just have fun. I know it sounds corny, but it's literally the best tip for me on this show. Exactly. Exactly. I was watching right before I came here today. I looked up with a great,

12:23a great, a great, a great, a great, a great, a great, a great way to see everything that I just watched. And our ehrlich I thought there was a producer who just came to see me. That's why I flew to the South. I was like, he didn't come, but she spotted me. I guess they only got like, I only do private. And that's about me to do the tonight show for years. And Chip McColle was the eight keeper there.

13:25He went out with me and one day he bought me. And one of my, there's six years like that. She would hold me in the showcase and do it. And so one day he came and said, Yonka, let's save time. I need to get a child. You'll get on that show when you come. Three to go. So I started watching weather, Chan. I have to wear a dress. Why did you have a runner up top of that? Because I don't know. I knew a star. You know, it's not going to happen. So I just wore Yon. You know, I don't play. And I did a commercial, a million commercial. And it'll be kind of like, 40-year-old. And Carson Soyes and he said to McColle, I know we're going to have this guy on the show. Wow, that's how you do it. McColle goes, oh yeah, we were about to. Yeah, of course. So then she goes, I was, I was, I was, Raleigh, don't get on the meds seat.

14:25No fans of that, that's it. McColle, yeah. McColle, she goes, yes, McColle. I go, it's, McColle, such an ass fall. He wants you on the show. Yeah. So he wants to say, don't go, whatever. But I quickly go, okay, I'll talk to him. Yeah. I love it. Put on your winter coat because hell froze over, baby. It's exactly what I mean. After this was exactly what happened. So I do my set, right? I do my set. I remember this can, Carson, Paul, you know, the cow, that means for a new girl, a new, and then, you know, McColle gets to be an Ian Carson and in the break. So those, can you do another set like this couple of months right now? I said, I never thought it was going to help reason over. Is that what it is? So he goes too shay, too shay, so I'm gonna put it on.

15:28I love it. I didn't mean it that's going, but obviously, when you get a break like that, down to you two, seven times. Yeah, you come there. Yep. Yep. Here it's right now, let's go. Let's go. Eight to team. We have a blind-based player that's a fucking virtue, so he's the best. Unbelievable. He plays every instrument. He's a master of the basic guitar. I tell you, I saw Demandus at Eddie Bees last week, and I mean, listen to this, and I mean fucking destroying on drums. Because I've only ever seen him on Michael Set, where he has to learn where everything is and five seconds right beforehand. Dude, when he has his own drum set, it is crazy. I'm there eating dinner. I mean, I'm eating dinner with friends, and they're trying to talk to me. I'm like, shit. I'm literally just watching D fucking overfill, right?

16:31He's doing shit nobody does. Now, he was just on the drums. I mean, he was literally like at Eddie Bees of all places, not even a fucking, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I mean, seriously, not doing good, not doing great, like, odd jaw dropping. I couldn't blink. I didn't want to talk to anybody. I'm like, they're talking. I'm like, are you guys fucking, are you guys hearing and seeing this? I swear to God, it was mesmerizing. Because he's normally on Michael's drum set. I'm like, oh, he's great on the drums. This is great. When he knows where his fucking shit is, it's absolute insanity. Obviously, you guys know this, but I was, I mean, unbelievable. He is a force of fucking nature. It is crazy. Super sabak.

17:32I'm just showing off this outward leg. I got it. I don't wear it. That's better. Ha ha ha. You just need to try that. I'm gonna get it. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. I understand the wreckage. I feel you provide me. You make this just for me. I'm a man. I'm just a little bit more. I don't know what I'm supposed to do. I'm just a little bit more. I'm a little bit more. Look at it. I'm a little bit more. Don't come back. Oh, wait. I'm not too bad. Yeah. Back to rule. I think we play the half way.

18:33I like it. Yeah. It's good. It's good. It's those mashups. It's good. I don't know. You know, man, something's coming to my room. I can't. Yeah, you can't. I can't. You can't? I can't. I said I can't. Oh, okay. I was like, yeah. No, no, I got you. All right, cool. We don't know what they want to do tonight. We're gonna throw one in. Throw one in. Throw two in the night. Oh, cool. This one's not even a mashup. This one's a day out. This one's a really good. I don't know if it's guessing. Two in the three. Got a warm up with the fingers. And three in the three in the nine. And three in the nine. And three in the three in the nine. And three in the nine. All right. Make the way out. I'll see you at the side. I'll see you at the side. And three in the nine.

19:33Everyone. Everyone. I'm at the side. From this part, they all go that way, to go this way. I got some special. Or maybe I'm bad. Someone will let me know at some point. Dead and deaf would take work off. Baby odd god of playing. Run away, fest as you care.

20:40Hawlling I'm gonna always find, always find something new I'm gonna always find, always find something new You've been putting up with my ship and waiting for long I'll still give you the money without the money to move So I think it's time for the first to have a toast There's never toast for the new spanks, there's never toast for the assholes There's never toast for the soundbags, everyone in the eye don't know There's never toast for the charcoals, everything will take a work on

21:42Maybe I gotta pick when the waves pass the shield You've been putting up with my ship and waiting for long There's never toast for the soundbags, everyone in the eye don't know

22:42I'm gonna always find, always find something new I'm gonna always find and, always find something new I'm gonna always find, always find something new I'm gonna always find something new Moving forward Oh You fuckin forestviews sweet ts You she be put down for discussing It's a bad band as you call the police

23:45Gants terrible to be Oh dear. They'd be somewhere to sing and then the more you look at them Everybody's doing their job so perfectly that you just get like a magical moment with each person. If you know we sing the drums, that's every touch with a blue sped, that's every touch with a gas stove. This is how we toast with the scum bags, every fun in the eye, this is how we toast with the jerk off.

24:51Let the other take the cold, let me out of bed, run away as fast as you can.

26:14It's a bit like a bird, it's always like when there's a pretty girl around, it does look to me. It's the third thing that men do, you know when a hot girl walks by and the eye contact that men make with each other, it says a thousand things. It's just so, and it's split second, we all know what we just do. It's beautiful. You know when you're like leading with a girl from a party and the last look you give to your friends? Yeah, you know when you walk out with the girl you go, oh what? Yeah, you don't, she has all the things to do to the doctor like, like Alfred, with a bad man, you know, he saw a bad man. There he is. Wow, fashionable, you late. So rock star. Oh my god, I was at the police.

27:15People go to the police. I love it. I know you was that tall. This has to be a... They're still going. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. That's right, they're right. Take it around the block. Yeah, audiences. More than other fuckers. Oh my god, it's crazy. Oh my god, new rule. No songs over fucking six minutes long.

28:15Hey, watch the old day. I watch your videos. Did you take the mic? I've always seen them, I've never watched them. I've watched them. I watch the videos. You both better. Of course. Hey. What's up, man? What's up, man? He's a brand name. Come on, let's go to our... All right, you ready to do this? We're going to have fun. I got you. Oh, are you saying perfect? Yeah. He's the man always smiles. I wear white pants and white shoes like that. I'll take a bite of spaghetti and I'll get all over. It's so good with the nice classic baseball down here. Every time I wear white, I step in a puddle. Something crazy. All right, boys, let's go. Hey, John. Here we go.

29:18Maybe I'll be in accents. We're going to the East. That's the start. Last week, people wore a man. There's nothing in the stockiest trajectory. It's a dream. The next big arena on it. Ladies and gentlemen, your guest tonight are Yaka, Mirro, and Ari and I. The legend Yaka, Mirro. The future, Ari and I. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. What a duo. We all got together under regular basis. You know, I'm going to be in a group.

30:20You know, we've all disconnected since then. But I remember growing up, there were a bunch of new family. Even in my town, right? There's one family that also adopted the Russia. You know the one? How old were you? I was six. My sister was five. You know my family was Russian. Ninety-four. My mom was a teacher before she sent my retired daughter. She's a strong woman. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You're a good wife. You've got a front line right now. You could be both. I mean, I don't know. You can take your babies out of dust over your relative and adopted your Russian, your parents and saints. We've been working on the American tree. You got saved. So proud of you. Oh, hell yeah. Oh. Can you go get a cruee? This is Joe newcomer. Joe newcomer. Joe newcomer. Joe newcomer.

31:20Joe newcomer. Did you get a large shoe book? Yes. Did you get the book? I didn't ask him. Okay. That's almost got to stay. He's got to step on the way out. No, he's here. He's got to hit an ass. You got to be joking. What? What are you going to talk about? You bring him 9-11. The bike shot me. What? One day? One day. Joe, you fucking rule, bro. Let's do it. Let's do it. Yeah. Fucking shot me there. Just switch. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's you. You got to hit four. This is Joe newcomer. Yeah. I continued everything. If fucking lit me up that fucking microphone. You're right. Who? You brought me off the ground. What? What did you tell me? Did you tell me to do? What was your minute? What was your minute? Oh. So is your anybody straight in here? Or is everybody fucking gay? I go, I'm raising my hand cause I'm straight. And then what people, people were late.

32:20I'm like, you're gay. It was too late. You thought about it. Oh yeah. And everybody. Yeah. It was lit up from there on. Yeah. It was one after the other. Yeah. Fucking rule. It was, I've been drained out. That sat is ingrained in me. So. How was the interview? It was the interview. The interview went great. I got big applause from the audience like about 10, 8 to 10 times. Wow. You got to hear it. You know the truth? From the audience. You're sharing your thoughts. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. Remember if you don't want to know more about it. It's all good. Oh, you got the big juggle? Yeah. It's fucking good. Oh, yeah. Good deal. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Congratulations. Wow. You got a great time. Now what? Did you know Yuck Offsino? I never knew that guy before. I heard his name in the back that's the only reason I knew his name before I went out there.

33:20Because I knew everybody else. I already got, yeah, already. The thing shocked me just a little bit, but I was trying to play it off. And I was like, yeah, no, it's laughing or whatever. And he goes, oh, and then it did it again. And I went, yeah, this thing shocked me. I was like, this thing shocked me. Did you think it was the wireless interference? There was tape on the microphone. I don't know. I'm not going to be one of my guests in the group. Have you kissed to Girl Yetz since being in Austin? Have you? I have done. I've seen the show. You haven't? Oh, we're going to get a girl. It's the girl out there. It's the girl out there that's willing. You in the white shirt, get your ass over here. Look at this little cutie. Come on out, sweet. Oh, she's got bouncing tips. Oh, my God, this is incredible. She's about to get a spot at the secret show on the right hand side. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Luther Thompson's first ever Austin, Texas kiss.

34:24Yeah! Wow! Wow! Look at that! What's up? I'm a great man. Ladies and gentlemen, here you go. This guy is a nice boy. He's so nervous. He's killed it. I thought he was a super star. I thought he was a super star. Wow, I want to get a shoe you with your children. Big, big hard job. He does everything. Mix them noise. All right. This is a more of a good job. I'm going to get a shoe. I'm going to get a shoe. I'll charge them more. And like a gay lady, you can say whatever you want. If you're going to have fun. I want to do. I want to do a school. Cash is change. Because you can't have a hip-country song if you're new. Johnny and Whitman. I didn't want to be a celebrity at discount tire. All right. I'll lost the guy. He's a good guy. He mad. He mad. He mad. Good job. Good job. Good job.

35:24Good shit. I was talking to him. Yeah, but I take all the hair. I'm really good job. The first one. We'll take it once hard and go first. Thank you, Roger. Thank you. Thank you. Clearly, I over did the academic side of life. I earned a PhD in electrical engineering, a bachelor's, in physics, and a master's in virginity. But hey, I just got some pussy. I'm gonna go. Too bad it came from Red Band. Oh my god. What the hell? Oh my god. Oh my god. Wow, Dr. Chuck has arrived in the Kiltzone universe.

36:27Yes, I love how I'm supposed to do this. I'm telling you, this is my husband. He's right there. You know, with books, I knew I'd have to be a laughter and you're like, oh, I'm doing this one. You're doing great. Are you now? We love it. Good job. Good job. You're like great, no more. And what do I talk? To win!... I tell somebody after a first date. You know what I'm saying? Fuck! What is your thought process when you're coming up with your jokes? You viewed as a mathematical equation?

37:30Well I guess I would say that the metaphor I have is hunting for pearls. So I'm looking for mainly natural pearls so if I get a weird thought during the day I just put it in my phone's notes section and then I sleep on it. The next morning I sit up to you know I look through the notes and usually it's taken the morning dump and every once in a while something makes a splash. Anyway sleep on the idea sometimes a punchline comes. Sometimes you have so that's a natural pearl. It's just an idea that comes in your head and you can kind of put the pieces together. It's sort of a mathematical or like flow shark type of jokes. Sometimes I do that when I'm working for a roast battle because you have to write jokes on a specific topic in a set time frame.

38:30So then you need the like fixed jokes structure. This is the information you have about the topic you're working with. This is the kind of spotlight of you know the weaknesses that you're trying to spotlight of your opponent and then you kind of write the jokes so that the punchline hits all those targets. So that's more of a mathematical structure. My stand up stuff like I said is just ideas come, I record them and then look to see if I can come up with something. I figure if it's more of a natural pearl that's going to be more like my authentic voice than if I sit down every day and say I want to write jokes about socks. So you know then you have to sell a take on socks. If I don't have a genuine emotion about it it's going to come off as even stiffer than I would normally. Now you seem like such a dad humor about you but you said you're a single? Yeah well there's no cure for dad joke face.

39:31Yeah I'm single. Dang well maybe out here tonight. I don't know. I don't know. I try to do a better job of putting myself out there. My last attempted romance ended in disaster. It was a speed dating event and the best way to bomb it speed dating is tell them you like doing open mics. Alright I'm kind of joking around here. Oh yeah. How does it feel when like Ari Maddie compliment you? Pretty good. Ari's fucking man. I have a suicide joke. I have a suicide joke that you know fucking Eastern Europe conglomeration would have loved

40:32tonight but there's no need to do it. You already brought the house down. Yeah. Stay up for next week. Yeah. Feel good dude. Fucking good episode. Awesome. Just phenomenal. So good. So good. So good. What can I say? It was a European persuasion tonight. The heroes were out. I know. I know. If it's said at one point like fucking like the whitest episode. No. It's not gay. It's European. This episode is like well like Chelsea Hamler for people who attended his. Exactly. This is the fucking clan meetup. I know. The fucking the Norway guy. The mother's with the boat. I know. It's like hockey fans. The lucky look like Colonel Sanders from KFC. Yeah. But like smarter. Yeah. It's a funny. Great job Pat. Thank you. I do what I show.

41:33It was awesome. Y'all go smooth off the litter. I'm going to show you. I ain't going to want the show. Yeah. We did it again. Good stuff. We got it again. I got a pee. Oh, that's great. Look at that. That's amazing. Perfect. Yeah. I'll get in it too. Yeah. I got a pee so bad. I'll be at the top of the stairs. Yeah, I got a pee.

42:37I just post them online. I love the process. I hate throwing. Yeah. You need porters on. You need porters, sir. I would never want to meet me. I do the mural and drowns here. I was. Yeah. I'm going on the con on y'all. You'll see some of my work there. Check it out. I'm Chris Rodkins. Nice day. You're working the hallway too. I loved it because I poured in my eye. I was watching. At first I'm like, oh, it's really sweet. And then I don't bite a little. It's like shit is good. I appreciate that. You got it.

43:37Hey, it was a good show. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Hey. That's a lot of fun. Tony. The last song was killing. Tony, yeah, and how long we played our little disco in this song. That was funny, though. What do you have to say to him about that? What do I have to say? I mean, he ain't the only one that could go on long rants. We just, you know, ours is musical. He uses voice. I got my joke, but I got my joke. Four months pregnant. I'm not going to tell Tony. Maybe not. First line. He watches everything. What do you get? What do you say? He doesn't watch anything. I said make the first line go faster. Come on, Tony. What are you doing? Like, speed it up. Tony, you're sexy as fuck.

44:37Yeah. We out here, bro. We getting all that merch. That. So, y'all, you're trying to get that shirt, boy. I'm out over here about that stick. It's a puff. Yeah. Hi guys. Thank you. We coming from. Canada. Really? You see Canada? Just graduated school. This is like my celebration. I just wanted to go to kill Tony. I was in the stand by line and they got me in right away. Front row. I was like, fuck yeah. You play defense? Yeah. Thank you so much. You say I love you, right? Thank you so much. Such a great show. Yeah. I'm gonna edit it, minute, minute, minute. Look forward. I'm gonna write it down, right there. I'm gonna, I wasn't. Oh my god. I'll check it out. You have anything up there that you need there? Yeah, I do. I'll see you down. Okay. Make sure your neck up.

45:37Make you a dimit. All right. We'll do. What do you feel about today? I feel great about it, man. You get to do it. You know, it's a bucket. It's crazy. All different shapes and sizes of people. What can I say? I love this show that I do. I just love it. It's corny, is that sounds? Fucking doctor Chuck? Was unbelievable. To get to see some old faces that we have been seeing in a long time was great. Basin Quick said at the end, you know? It's pretty good. And yeah, we just keep moving ahead. When I came from Las Vegas, I had to tone it down. And I never, my show was never dirty. But I would say it's something like the word sex. Yeah. And they would say, oh, you can't say sex. You have to, so I had to change like, the romantic. In, in, in, in Estonia, and I'm sure in Russia they have expressions like through the flowers.

46:37You have to say something through the flowers, you know? Yeah, yeah. So my, for the last 33 years, this is where I come from. Yeah. So this is so far out of my comfort zone. But, but I think the kinds of kiltonis will really appreciate you. I think, yeah, I hope. 100% good at the right time. Not so. Yeah, the police here like to give me a hard time. Because they're jealous of me. And they know the power that I possess. It's just, they know that I could, in a fight, I do one of these. They're done. They get their badge over to me. They press. Okay, oh. They're all the way. I love watching you on this road. I have reactions to like me. You're my favorite. Let's go. You get that?

47:37That's how that BTS. Let's go. Oh, that's awesome. Thank you so much. Thank you. What's your name? Liz. I'm Mike. I'm a huge fan of Jake for real. Now that guy caught on the camera, you better not, you better cut that, bro. Can you show me what picture you got? Pardon? Can you show me what you got? Absolutely. And why did you get that one? Why did I get it? She's cute, so. Alright, another good one. Do you have any weird internet stalkers? There's a lot of people that don't feel bladder by it. I think they do it to everybody. I can't eat garlic, kill Tony. I think they all just go after her. So I'm just one of them just because I've been on kill Tony. So I don't think it's anything special to me. There's only been a couple times. For the most part, I just, I beat it and then it was odd. But there's been a couple where I've longed out. Because they kind of got a little weird. And they got a little uncomfortable. But then I know if they saw me at first, they wouldn't do anything.

48:37Because they don't want to mess with this. They don't want it. They're already... Oh no. No, it's him. It's him. It's him. Hi guys, yet they let me in. I'm the coolest stalker in the world. He's probably cool. Yeah, all the graphic photos of Sarah and my room. Always on the ceiling as well. I think one of these videos won't be so happy. I'm playing on it all. But I don't want nothing at all. If it ain't going to take it baby. I need it. I need it going to take it baby. Some people give regular. Some people. Just weird as fuck. But everything means nothing. If I ain't got a golden tick, can I please just have...