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Ron White, Jerron Horton, Pat O'Neill, Dedrick Flynn, Martin Phillips, D Madness, Michael A. Gonzales, Jon Deas, Matthew Muehling, Grooveline Horns, Joe White, Troy Conrad, Monica Parciak, Colt McNeely, Steve Glass, Nathan Poling, Tony Hinchcliffe, Brian Redban - RECORDED– 08/17/2026
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Let's go on all camera man we in here we don't shit kill Tony Monday bad bitch Mondays real nigga Mondays I'll take it down for sure yeah well I mean take it down now before you keep running it Because you got it okay it'll get caught Hey guys welcome to kill Tony how we doing? Alright so we go quick you guys a brand new there's couple rules unfortunately no filming I love you so much but yeah yeah quick fucking filming quick fucking filming y'all if you're gonna go to the bathroom or get pizza or leave during the show it's
important that you can that after I get a name then you have like a breathing group of like five minutes you know you could find the meter or do whatever but if you haven't seen me in a while bad time to leave I see a lot of people miss their spots for a dumb stuff like that so just be uh be aware don't get too fucked up don't trash the place it's pretty far so nice okay cool all right let's do it all my mama was fine with in Hollywood there you look at that that's me in our arms and that's my mama my mama find it in Hollywood you're getting that son you know I gasted it piece BAT TINAUDIBLE's kids head first cuz I wanna go you
weight Maybe we back. I'm going to be in the morning. Oh my gosh. I was filming for like five minutes. What the freak? You caught me in action? Well, I got to put on the Tony vest. Yeah, wait, let's see it. It's too hot to wear it whenever I'm outside, you know? But then if I come inside, this is a brand I don't think you'd ever get. Here's the thing. I've actually worn vest like forever. It's so funny that I work for a man that wears vest. I hear you pop in those walls. Isn't that crazy? What do you think? What do you think? I think at this point I'm pretty sure I'm popping things for myself. And that's what Mary had a little laugh, you know? Yeah, yeah. Hey, do you want to watch me do one thing? Yes. I always do this. Usually the first thing I do when I get here.
I grab this coffee and I'll take it over here. So, hold on a minute. I'll look slow for you. Thank you. Yeah, why are you talking about that? All right, I'm going to get in the photo. Yeah, I'm going to get in here. Oh shit. Because you know I need that ice. It's so funny. It's so funny. It's so funny. It's so funny. It's so funny. It's so funny. It's so funny. It's so funny. It's so funny. I don't always think it. It's so funny. But it's just what you do. Go with a theory. Yeah, they make a lot of room this time. What do we do? Jump some out? Probably jump some out. It's so funny. It's so funny. It's splashing all over. But this is very important. Tony needs his fuel. It's like six shots in his coffee. Yeah. See, a six shots iced latte. He loves oat milk. He must have oat milk. And he likes a good strong flavor.
So you know, it just depends on it. That's going to be my suggestion. No, Sarah. Sarah will like it. I know. You know what I'm going to like. Mama likes the camera. I'm going to like it. Yeah. Just follow Sarah around for an episode. Yeah. Yeah. And then I just put that little straw in that thing. We got a lot of spiky coffee. Right? He likes spiky, just coffee. I didn't know that. I could have been filling up the whole cup. See, then, give me one. And every day he's disappointed. And then, I... Well, normally he's here. Got them. I forget to red, man. I do pass off, but... He's on here. Oh, thank you, for me. Anytime. Pretty sure. And there we go. And there we go. Really important stuff. Ames go in, stars come out that is the entire show.
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So you know what that means? That means be very fly on the wall. You can get food brought in every week. Steve handles that. He prints out a menu of all the options. You try to get a variety. Mainly a food mentor. Do you think they're going to get sick of that? No. Because how can you get sick of state and veggies and stuff like that? Do they get it once a week? Okay, okay. They're not eating it every day. But we'll see. I don't know. Got picky eaters, a lot of picky eaters. And that's on Mary. I'm going to see football, the rookies, the players, on the teams trying to make an impact. Bryce picks. Excuse me, an easy way to follow all the action. I can make a line up by selecting more of last on player projections. I have a few players together. And track everything right in the app while I watch. Red Band. The football preseason is here. There's no better place to run your game than Bryce picks. Amazing, funny connections with the show.
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You just get someone so fucking yeah. It's a greedy allotted. Oh my god. Working in Morgan right? Getting a piece of stuff. Oh, Morgan. Man, the big boy is like, it looks so much bigger. Like on the show. It's like the perfect world. Yeah, that's how it goes on these fucking in these television worlds, right? Yeah. Everything is all tight. I'm high-deep. I think I look bigger on YouTube as well. Those talks have to do. Thank you, sir. Oh, thank you. Those hot, poor times. What a hot, really. They barely exist. They're like a lot more in there. Yeah, I think it's nice. Show why you look great. How old are you now? 180, Tony. Wow. Wow.
That's amazing. How about when, um, do you remember being on that canoe with George Washington when you guys came over and take the country? Was that when we threw the silver dollar across the Delaware? I think I won. Now, I think you're thinking of something else. That's the time that you threw the diamond off the Titanic. Women and children last. But I'm going for that laugh, though. That's right. You could have definitely fit on that door with Rose. Oh, yeah. It goes down the hole, though, in that car, or whatever that car was, with who the chick was. Oh, yeah. Rose. You were with Rose. We almost didn't hear the alarm school also. It's tough to tell you. Oh, my God. The bus when Rosa Parks got on for us. Oh, yeah, we did. And what do you tell her? You said, back of the bus. Yeah.
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I love your hands. I love your hands. Nothing more than not seeing you come in and hearing. Ron White. That's not a shit. So iconic. I need to make a movie just so that you can narrate some of my stuff out. I just did that. Oh, there. I got one thirty-six. I think you got more to it. I was going to have those lines when I described it. I was just going to want to share on the board one of my oldest friends. Great comedian. We started together at the comedy store. He's going to be on the panel with you tonight. Right? Well, that's fun. Absolutely. We're going to land, huh? Yeah. We got the Sikrush sushi from sushi by scratch over here. We got food over there. Yeah. We're going to start with another three, five, and already fired another 43 minutes. Okay. First pitch at the restaurants tonight.
Two more. Man, I practice for an hour with the Texas lawnmorns and I keep doing stars from nationwide in New York City. I'm sorry, I have to do it. It's funny because it's a second time that I practice suddenly. So I thought I was going to have to try to kick a field goal on the SPN last season for the Mac and D show.
I luckily didn't have to. I'm fucking terrible with that. Oh, I hear George Bush. Wow. You won't play that one. Great for him. Thank you. Wow. I was down there. I hit the shit right on the park. I'm the part of it. Out the dog. We got to play. Let me just ask the other team. I'm going to play D for the next one. Look at all the ones who beat it. I think folks out there, I think. I'll just ask the three of us. Is it very important that we have a front line? It's a great thing. I think it's very important. That's my entire life. I think it's a great thing. I always throw it. No it's that one. It's slow rolling and it's slow.
Oh my god. I think I got it. What's the record? We usually play mad at him. Yeah. You guys have a twist. We got an extra muscle in our phone. What's that? That's it. You two were talking about show. I've been playing video games against the Blacks for a long time. It ain't easy. They're built for that shit. I can't stop that. Oh my god. 156. Time you did it with Audrey. Oh my god.
156. It's broken. See you rip your muscles after their first one. JJ needs a what? Why does he need a stool? What the hell does he possibly need a stool for? He's doing a minute. That's crazy. Why does he need a stool? Oh that's so annoying. It's annoying. Always something. Yeah. There we go. Who's the winner of the best fucking night of their lives? Yeah. Make the loser pray and rip him like a dog.
Make the loser pray and rip him like a dog. Make the loser pray and rip him like a dog. You know anything else? I can keep both sets. Yeah, the first couple rose here. If you guys have to go potty at some point, make sure you duck down. When you get near that camera, you guys are in a showroom. One is one of my oldest friends in the comedy. We're two more guys together in the comedy store. And he's one of my favorite roast writers and comedians. And the other one is my dream popper. Literally a guy that I look up to every single day. I golf with him and he is truly one of the greatest comedians of all time. Thanks a lot for the great Ron White and John. White woman in the suger I've seen today.
Okay, you're not special. But I just fired up a bat. So I feel like flying her ladies are getting back to them. So you might tell a customer to have a great day. That's what I mean. It's not a great day. This is what we get to the bucket. I mean, actually, I think it happens. It can be a crazy person. It can be the absolute. This is the hard part about using a prion. You got to take it down to the stage. A little prop comedy. Let's go away. It's more of one of us. Hey!
Okay, well, let's try this. Let's try this. One person improv never been done. He's going up soon. Trumbone. Man, I'm glad you brought that trumbone. I'm more of a trumbeter. I'm not a trumbeter. Let's try it one more time. You're a trumbeter. You got to go. But you did too. Do you really? Yeah, three shows this weekend and four were a... I killed myself sometimes. You really did? I don't. Okay, Steve. No, no, I'm serious. I do have stuff. Good thing you don't use this part. You really perform at retirement homes? Yes. How do you get those gifts? I started performing to get one of the things that I use. My true, we're called by-star review. Oh, you really do improv. I already had you read. I had big carry. A lot of the weight. You could get to these old... Wow. This is very masterly. I didn't get it. What are you doing with all that extra? Oh, right there. I'm going to... Stuff to you. You got it. I know you are, but what am I? I don't know.
I don't know. I know the weights. Okay. How much would we talk about? You know in the bottom of a lot of wraps. You know what I mean? Heavy weights and low wraps. You know what I have lots of weight. Staying in your name real quick. I don't know. To kick a car, Michael. With Tony or Howard Redfield. You have a message for them. Or there's something you want to bring up. If you get pulled on. Yeah, next interview, I don't want to say nothing. Nevermind. It's going to come off as bad. You can give us one snippet. Oh, I have all kinds of things I love to say in the interview. But let's have a real interview. Let's just not talk about Mitch for 10 minutes. That's what I was saying. Are you still on the floor, Natalie? Or like still on the floor? Yeah. I'm becoming way too good at that job. It's not something to be proud of, but I'm doing really good at it.
I would like to get to a point in my life where I'm not bragging about how good I am at Gordaasha. I'm also a Seth Rogen wanted to talk shit. I found out Seth Rogen was talking shit about me while I was delivering Gordaasha. That's like the ultimate punch down. That was interesting. What do you say about your show? He said he didn't like me. Which sucks because I love him so much and his opinion means everything to me. I really sucks to hear that, Seth Rogen. What do you say about you? He just said he didn't like me. He said Mitch stuff and then he said he didn't like me. And it sucks because I love him. I take his movies seriously. Except that he was Steve Bosniak. That one was hilarious. Yes. I forgot about that after we moved out. It's very forgettable.
It's me of a girl. Like a girl? Like 20 bucks. Hey, you guys. You guys are so good at this. Or like, girl, you guys are really fries. Right? Right. All right. All right, D&D, what you've got on Twice and Two. Just to straight up, good old race, I don't know. My specialty, if you listen to CNN, you'll know that is. All that I do. All right, if you want. So then what happened? So I woke up. I thought it was like the security guard trying to get me out of there or something like that. And then he pointed a block with like a standard bag. Oh, wow. I said I'm not from here. So it's like I'm not on Killton. Never been on. So did this respect as well. It's like I can't just be funny. You get me. Got to have a name. Got to have this. Got to have that. I'm like, dude, I just come to work. I have one now, Mr. Francois. And an amazing, an amazing appearance on the show, a fantastic.
You're exactly the type of thing that we love about this show. You know, all different ages, shape sizes, hairdos, jackets, the whole thing. So congratulations. Here's a golden ticket. Let's go! Steven, Prince Law. A 16-minute long interview. An unbelievable minute. Steven, Prince Law, ladies and gentlemen, following at the Comedy Seller. Strings are coming true. The crowd goes wild. He's checking everybody's hands. These races, people are mad. They're leaving. How did you know you said it? When you started it, like, 40 T times? Yeah. For a year and a half. A year and a half. Yeah.
What is your mindset? 40 two times? Did you ever think your name was going to get pulled? I knew that at some point, my name was going to get pulled. So I just showed up. Like, you know what I mean? Like, I knew the opportunity. I knew a couple of people that are already here that got pulled up. And like, I knew that I wanted to come here. And I knew I wanted the opportunity. And I got it. That's great. You have such an interesting background. You were off Broadway. Yeah. You were on the board, you were sailing. Yeah. What did you know you wanted to be a comic? When I knew. I knew when I wanted to be a comic when I was doing theater. And I was tired of the production being okay or not good. And knowing that I had no control over overall production and the team aspect of it. So I was just like, I'm good, bro. I'm tired of having other people control my destiny. So I always was funny. I always wanted to be a performer. And then I was scared to do comedy. And then I did like a, I went to a Manhattan School of Comedy
in the city in New York. Literally 15 years ago. And then I just been a rocking sense. For the first like, I would say five, six years of my comedy career. I was definitely working and I was focused on work. And then like, I think like eight, eight, I just put my job. I was working on Wall Street. I was in finance. I was making like $3,500,400. And I walked away. So tickets in, down in the West Village. Because West Village is like the mecca of comedy. It's literally, I remember I'd be walking by and I'd see all these guys selling tickets and I'm like, damn dude, I just want to sell tickets on the street. So I literally, I gave up my job. I gave up my apartment. I got a roof or rent. And then I just started straight up selling tickets. I sold tickets on, in the West Village for like four years. I sold tickets with Marcelo Hernandez on SNL. Yeah. So I was selling tickets with dogs. I met like so many incredible people that are on Netflix. This and that now.
And I watch everybody get there. And I'm just sitting there like, dang. During the interview, there was moments that started last year. Like it was a 16 minute interview. That's very long. Yeah, dude. It felt like five minutes pro. Literally dog. Did you, was there a point where you knew he was going to give me the golden ticket? But you like, you also like, ask too. Bro, I'm the comedy seller dog. Close mouth, don't get fed. And like, I, you have to ask. Wait, when did you start? You're already starting. You're fucking stealing the show tonight. Oh, listen, what's up? When my ticket arrived, you. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. Whoa. A post-mob don't get fed. Whoa. I'm going to bring you. Bring you. This reminds me of a movie. Remember the Titans. And there's no way. I'm not, my bride came here a year and a half. You get me and regardless of it, I'm not going to allow just that. I'm going to say, yo, I want it enough to add. Straight up. You're going to be like, how do I not ask?
This is the biggest opportunity. Bro, there's, in my opinion, one of the things I said, I'm like, yo, a golden ticket more valuable than a Grammy. More people got Grammy's and golden tickets. Straight up. And not even that, also like, culturally for the fact for me to come from the Northeast. Different cultural together. Also be Caribbean. It's still body and dominate here. You know what I'm saying? So it's just like, that for me is just like. You mentioned so many different cultures. You're up with so many different influences. You're like a healthy pot. Yeah, absolutely. I mean, I'm about that. I think I'm lucky because even though my parents are in, I have the immigrant experience. But I'm also in black. So I also have the black experience. And then I have the suburb experience. But at the same time, I have the hoodie experience. So it's not like I'm one of these corny suburb neighborhoods scared of black people. You know what I'm saying? So it's always, and it's not like I'm an immigrant black person. I dislike black Americans. I'm still like relatively black American. You feel me? So it's just, and then also at the same time,
I got mad for love for white people because I grew up with white people. And culturally, I have a lot of similarities pertaining to that. So it's just like I'm lucky enough to understand multiple walks of life. And I'm super-court. After this episode premiered on Monday, did anyone reach out to family members, anyone on the street, no one at anything? Yeah, it was a huge goal of ticket winner. It was a huge goal of ticket winner. So how did you got it? That's cool of shit. You crushed it. Thank you, brother. Thank you. What would you have to tell other aspiring comics, or other aspiring actors, or other aspiring door-to-door set, or anything in their field? What would you have to tell them people view as an inspiration? I know, right? It was so funny, bro. I saw the comedy run in my late 20s, mid-20s. And it's so historic. I didn't work to be an inspiration, but whatever. Here we are. It is what it is. But I would say work hard. Work hard to the point where it's undeniable, bro.
Don't let nobody deny your work and just believe in yourself. If you work hard and you believe in yourself, and you have the results, keep on going. Don't let nothing. I don't know. I'm a dog, man. You get me? And I'm like, if you want something, man, like, can nobody stop me, bro. Like, I can't be out work, and I believe that I'm gifted. So, I won't stop, bro. I can't stop. With your interview, it's so natural. Everything feels so natural. Your improv skills are off the charts. Where does that come from? Bro, it's... I'm a professional, dude. Like, you know what I don't... I've been a salesperson since I was... I've been a salesperson longer than I was an adult. I started sales when I was 17. And when I started sales, I was this fat, black dude, working at this pretty white shop. So, it was just... At that point, they had me in the stock room. And one day, they were short somebody, and they forced me to put me on the sales floor, and I ended up tripling everybody's sales.
And then, at that moment, I knew that I was gold. I knew that I was great, because I wasn't supposed to. And I think it was just more believing in myself and also, just... I do everything with love, bro. I do it with real love. I want to learn. I want to understand, and I care. So, it's like, I can't be weak. You get me? There's too many pros. You can't be loved, bro. I really love this. You get me? I really love life. I really love people. I really genuinely care. I can't compete with that. I just believe that. Oh, I got God. I love God. I got on my side. I'm crazy. Crazy, most hot. With now your gold and ticket success, what do you look for now in the future? What is work now like? Start working, bro. I just want to get to work, bro. I just want to make people laugh. I just want to share laughter and, like, real comedy, bro. Like, I just want to... I want difficult topics.
And I want to talk about difficult topics. And I'm going to put that shit in cheese and peanut butter. And you will enjoy the medicine. You get me? Like, I want... Like, it's stupid. It's a white dog, Joe. But it's deeper than that. You feel me? It's more depth than that. It's the underneath. It's funny. But, like, why is it fun? My name is Steve Francois. I'm a suburb Negro. My black friends don't like it. They be real judgmental. They be like, yo, bro. I don't know how you cool with white people, y'all. I don't like the way white people treat us. I feel like white people treat us like dogs. And I'm like, have you seen the way white people treat dogs? Oh, man. You... Yo, how good is your life? How good is your existence? You're not trying to be treated like a white dog. So that's what I want.
I'm like, it's funny, but why is it funny? So that's what I want. That's what I want to share. That's what I... I love this shit, bro. Honestly, bro, like, for a part, love yourself, believing yourself. Because, like, no one else will. And I promise you, bro, when you believe in yourself in a way that no one else will, they start to believe you and they know what it is. And if they don't need to, because the person that does matter, that can change your life, will believe you. They bless. Well, if you like that last guy, this is going to be different. It's... Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Uh, bro, I'm telling you, you crushed it here tonight. And you are a part of absolute history, because this is the first time ever, in which we've had back-to-back Golden Ticket winners. Congratulations, thank you. Congratulations, Brent. Congratulations, Brent. Thank you. Hell yeah. Leave your avails.
We'll get you another minute up here on this show sometime soon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. How are you feeling right now, being the first time ever? I'm glad you're here. Congratulations, Brent. Yeah. Hell yeah. Leave your avails. We'll get you another minute up here on this show sometime soon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. How are you feeling right now, being the first ever, back-to-back, Golden Ticket winner? I'm excited. Hi, brother. I am happier than a big-and-shit. I feel good. I'm, you know, I've been in comedy for seven years. I've been working hard in Austin for like three and a half, and just feels like one good thing is happening after another. I couldn't be happier. I feel very good. What was your mindset heading in right before your set? Obviously seeing someone win a gold ticket before your set, that's got to be nerve-wracking. All right, so I, from the beginning, I was just surrounded by love,
and you know, I'm supported here already. I was talking to, I don't know if this is too inside baseball, but I was in the back talking to Steve Glass. I think he's one of the producers on this show, and I knew him from Cap City and stuff, and I'm sitting back there, and he, I was, the guy's on stage for 15 minutes. I'm like, he's killing. This is like bad for me, right? He's like, nah, man, you'll be good. And then Steve Françoise gets the golden ticket, and Steve, I heard Steve go, fuck. I was like, oh no! And then, you know, came up with the line. Well, I came up with that line. That's like a line I've used before. If you like that, this is going to be different. That's just something I say, but it came to me in the moment. And a couple of things happen like that, where it just came up, and I was able to, I was in flow state, and it was just going, I'm, I can't put it into words. It was just, it was, it was a great experience, and I'm very grateful. That's amazing. How long have you been working at the comedy mother's house? I've only been working at the comedy mothership for two months.
I'm one of the newest door guys, and they're all great, and they've all had really good appearances on Killtony, and hell, any one of them, I think, could have got to go and dick it, but for whatever reason, the star's a line tonight, and daddy got one. But they're all very supportive, and we all support each other, and we love each other, and they were the loudest ones, yelling in the back. So, it's all good. That's so great, you're here. Yeah. You still working at the escape room? How's life been going, Brent? I spent going all right, I'm, I'm, I've tried to quit my job at the escape room, but I, you really working at the escape room? Yeah, I can't figure out how to leave. Can I tell you, oh, that's funny. You son of a bitch. You got me. You don't work at an escape room. I did. You're in the house? Yeah, four dreams of escape room. E-C's your chavis. I'm going to be there, but probably two more weeks. Wow. Yeah, so I, I've got, I'm working out at two weeks notice. This is my last week. I put it in, I, yeah, this is, yeah, this is my last week. So, I got working this Thursday and Saturday in a month.
But I gave him a plug and my boss is very happy. Four dream, four dream to escape room. E-C's your chavis. A nice Russian man named Alex runs it. It's in an old house that's probably haunted. How, how is your, how is your depression now? You've talked about your, oh, it's, you know, it, it's still, it's still there. It's not, I'm, I actually did have a guy reach out from home. The guy that I went to high school with. And he said, I hope your depression clears up. Like it's a rash. And it's just, it ain't like that really. The depression right now, you know, I'm good. If something bad happens, you know, I might spiral, but. But so far, yeah, I'm good right now. I'm in therapy. I'm on the meds and we're fine now. That story was very like, I was a dark point in my life. But I'm doing good now. Things are going good for me and I'm working towards my goals. So, I'm all right. I'm in a good spot. That's it man. Yeah, man. You know, I, able to tell you what the, you know, I have put that in my life. Yeah.
Like it is really like a bad scene when you're in pads and stuff, like GG. Yeah, but that's, like last year,帶 something that I think about on a one, three, four, three, four months ago, yeah, you know, it's like, uh, space around each other. Oh, yeah, it's the most messy thing I've heard so far. You know, holding to that I don't make up shit about him everything I tell about my dad is completely you know true for the most part if I ever say he has a big dick that's a lie that's for you Marlon that's a weird thing to say about your dad but we bust each other's balls it's it's fun we got a good relationship that's my daddy that's him what happened on 50 episode is drop of some reactions any other reaction reaction anyone recognize on the street yeah yeah I've had I've had people a
couple people see me on the street I'm working here still so a lot of people that come to the comedy mothership all are like dude congrats on the gold dick it I've had old like people that I haven't talked to in 30 years reach out or 25 34 people that haven't reached out in like 25 26 years have reached out like people from high school but it's really cool it's all very positive and they're just like hey man we're proud of you and it's cool to see somebody from where we're from come up so it's been it's been sick yeah man have you talked with out to you oh yeah we've talked we smoked a well we smoked a golden cigarette is what I'll say it was the rapper for the cigarette was gold yo shout out Brent Brent crush it have you reached out to yeah me and Brent actually we smoked a golden joint together we smoked a golden joint together and then I actually gave Tony a golden joint
too got a bro come on reciprocity bro reciprocity dude and we did that together like the night that it aired I actually they threw me a party down used to be a door guy sunset and a lot of my friends are down there and we watched the episode together and we ate chicken wings and then afterwards I met friends why mitsies and we smoked that golden cigarette was it was a nice evening yeah yeah yeah and he girls reached out to you now that you know not a single piece of pussy is throwing itself at me you believe that not a shing home I've uh nope not just a lot of boys hollering at me a lot of fellows show I'm saying on say head ladies well that's basically all the questions I have you has anything else you want to say I love you I appreciate you thank you for all the nice things people are saying I'm trying to stay off a reddit but it seems like things are positive for the most part and I'll
try to bring the heat next time and meet your expectations I suppose but well we'll give it our best shot I love you thank you so much yeah I didn't do a lot of hard dress so I missed the two shots I'm gonna set you up for one more big one here that was like what is the dream is night of being here and thrones and whatever and you're allowed to be still murder and still be able to take a stop to get a cron like what was one example of what you were like it was it was one of the times I could say I actually had a realization I'm like I read and I'm not but I've been answering a lot of times
to something stupid I had her a morning and I'm trying to say I'm like I'm one morning and there's like it's a perfect time people fall though with needles like still in their arms history was passed out not that just fucking out actually a run out of big to look like a lady tax and you weren't gonna get one you're around me it's too much height of eating sweets it's my fourth one okay I'm so serious there he goes, Riggie is Zorven at 8.5 give it a thumbs up that time ladies and gentlemen we did you know oh coming I'm gonna go be a real deal, pack no bags.
YELLOW! HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY! Hey, again. FOOTX! HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY! I got pulled over on my bike And the cop thought I had a fake ID on a bike and I was like, dude, there's people There's businesses losing money right now because there's homeless people doing drugs in front of them And you're worried about a guy on a bike with a fake ID. That's crazy to you. Why did I think you had a fake ID? He's trying to find other shit on me, so you need it and excuse Did he find anything? I'm clean as a whistle man. Do you take any drugs or anything like that? Why next question? You know what you know what the real answer to that is is The answer is to say don't do drugs answers to say just do the right ones
No, I don't do drugs. I actually met this chick with schizophrenia And that was cool because I was like I was like disappeared Because it like the fantasy of me is better than me. So I was like what kind of maker skits a funny chick think about me Yeah, then she tried to stab me That's a true story. I wish it was Why didn't she try to stab you because I wouldn't have sex with her Because I figured out how crazy she was when I got to her place She like started pulling my pants off and she written my belt loops and I left Just let her think about me for a few weeks then I went back to her place and then we did it It's a lot more satisfying Was she hot or no Six out of ten Oh
I say to jokes It went so long I had two more jokes I had two more jokes plan I say look because they couldn't have gone any better than that That might be interesting I'm glad you're letting you have great job Wow Let's get all out there tonight
You get those golden tikka winners by chance that's gotta be great stuff What an episode so fun I made a show that I love to do crazy Oh Yeah, it's so awesome You made tonight's show I know you're going on vacation tomorrow means the world to me that you joined us for this one I do it was a good good one for you to be on it boy you fucking nailed it. I love you so much I distribution Yep
And Early fighting shots like You know where Ron went? Oh, okay Maybe going up the intro boy though Yeah
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