KT+: Behind the Tape (Ep: 783 Gary Owen + Brian Simpson)

0:00I'm okay alone with you got something that I need well I'm gonna kill you in the world of the states you gotta pay me a gig I think I wish I'd get together and try to know what I say I feel like in a lumbar life you gotta know what I'm missing So I feel like in a lumbar life you gotta know what I'm missing I'd fight my fight I'd roll the skate on the ground no cold No hope to save but I don't think of them All somebody you don't have to grab them all at the work Some people say I don't know right for the girl Good evening tonight sponsors Maryweather Farms Natural Beef Stick and if you know anything about me you know that I love a good beef stick in my mouth

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2:04God bless this team and God bless the United States of America And we gotta mercy on our souls Amen All right All right All right Nice to see you How's it going? How's it going? Good, how's it going? Hello Hello How are you? Good to see you How's everything? Good I love it I'm listening to this around here

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6:08Wow Wow The director of national intelligence just never gets old That's like cool or what? Wow Oh boy Cut the devil himself Wow, that is so fucking cool I love a good sharp knife I'm gonna use the hell out of this Thank you I love it That is so cool I'd love to get to show you guys my place sometime You'd be shocked at my overwhelming amount of patriotism It's a rare, rare bird nowadays I guess How are you buddy good to see you? The Abe Design Oh my god, I literally have, I was just gonna say in my entrance way Oh my god, this is so fucking cool

7:09Because in my entrance way I have a trophy case that has all the coins that I've ever been given by any officer or the secret service all the way up in my god This isn't the coolest fucking thing The director of national intelligence here at a wacky comedy show no big deal I grew up doing Brazilian martial arts both couple other And when you get your first belt they give you a Brazilian Portuguese Zika And so my nickname was Leo, which means Linus Wow Which is the protector and the provider So that's the symbols down the forehead in the middle is the white symbol for warrior And the Abe design this, you know, being the Hawaii, the lioness is rising from the ocean And the waves are forming a heart to mark the warrior's heart And then there's eight rays of sunshine that mark in my old job a commitment to transparency truth And I was the eighth director of intelligence

8:09Oh my god, that is so fucking cool Wow Wow Oh my god, I love it, that is baller as fuck I love this shit, I swear to god you wouldn't believe it if I showed you even just my entrance way You'd be like wow, I didn't even know this is a perfect fit Thank you so much, this is so fucking cool Hell yeah, thank you Of course, you guys are the best always Absolutely, it's gonna be a really really funny show I just wanna throw a break, yes And three regulars I have are super solid so it's gonna be great Are you spending more time here? I feel like every time I look at someone else Actually, I've been spending a lot more time here but the other stuff so big when I do it that it's crazy Just didn't add a square garden for the third year in a row two weekends ago It takes from the end takes two months to reach

9:10And especially the last few weeks, it really really really I've got so much pressure on myself and I'm so out of it So how do you communicate and say is trauma makes you fun here? It is through all the great pattern And yeah, you can't buy it so you gotta just have a good take Exactly, just give me some suffering I didn't material So hopefully hopefully it all works out but yeah I mean other than that the road has been I'm trying to avoid it like the plague is of late It's just so exhausting Life, yeah, something about 30,000 feet in the air I think one day we'll find out that it wasn't good for us I don't think it's natural It's a very shallow look for ever for anybody who would have heard of him He's a great Johnson His girlfriend is a trailer and he really heard of his parents And did the radical calculations that that's on flight to Sydney or whatever took off like 14 hours of his life

10:12Oh that's great to know I've flown there seven times I think so that's perfect Joe go ahead, what are you doing? That's Joe White everybody look at Joe White You're perfect You're killing it, Joe You're the man you know Tulsi? Joe White, our photographer since our first venue here Nice to meet you Joe how old are you now? 181 181 years old Every time I ask him we do a joke where he increases it by one You look great for 181 Joe What's your secret? What kind of cigarettes you smoke? Perfect You're killing it buddy I think they still make palm miles And they're about that long and there's no filial commitment Just like me Hell yeah I love you Joe

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13:16And it's all going up like I burn in fever My feet on the ground like a super feal And I don't know much but I know there's something They can do it like me They can do it like me I crave a real connection I like to turn the page Where my hands and my nails They match my summer shade Some call that superficial Do you want to touch the cover But I'm a material lover Yeah, I'm a material lover I want a real feeling When I step out I need to see what's happening There's not been enough and not fair it's a pattern When I go to for me come back quickly They can do it like me

14:18They can do it like me I crave a real connection I like to turn the page Where my hands and my nails They match my summer shade Some call that superficial Do you want to touch the cover But I'm a material lover Yeah, I'm a material lover Yeah, I want a real feeling I want a real feeling I do, I do, I do Oh yeah, I'm a material lover Yeah Oh yeah Oh yeah, I'm a material lover Oh Material lover

15:20Say you're paying attention I give you a real feeling to you Oh Material I'll say it when you're down I give you a real feeling to you Oh Oh Oh Oh The biggest audience you've had so far For our Keltoni show Geez, I mean we just did our Fifth and Six shows at Madison Square Garden Which is like 14, 15,000 each show And we now have the record I have the record of the most Comedy hours performed in Madison Square Garden Yeah, we passed up Sylvester Manescalcos Ten, one hours with hitting 14 hours By doing it two, three hours long show that many times

16:21And plus I did stand up for one hour on that stage Last year doing stand up only And I did a 15 minute opening set for Joe Rogan Right after COVID It was delayed because of COVID It's funny because COVID happened I'm like oh my god, I'm not going to get to open up for Joe I'm at Madison Square Garden This is crazy, and I kept getting delayed and pushed back And every time I was devastated Little did I know that I would end up there after Like literally doing it more than anybody ever there So crazy So crazy Very surreal to go from I'm not going to get to do this 15 minute opening spot To six times selling out the garden So crazy And it all really happened because we got the fuck out about like New tier and it said something about the show If it was Killtony Live from Los Angeles The last five or six years it just feels Just feels stale Austin feels naughty

17:22Somebody might have a gun or something Everybody Yeah, exactly I went to a gun show Wait until you guys go to your first real Texas gun show There's one coming up next to you Oh my god, you're going to have so much fucking fun I swear to god, my buddy's like I'm going to take you to a gun show, I'm going to take you to a gun show I'm like, I don't know, it's finally the day I'm like, I'm hungover, he's like, shut the fuck up I'm picking you up, we'll be back, I'll have you back here in three or four hours Fix me up, drive me 40 minutes out, you get to stop it, fuckies on the way Huge wins, stop it, fuckies Hey, what's up brother? How are you? It's so good to see you again, see ya Ladies and gentlemen, Gary O and everybody Good day, Gary O and everybody Oh, but the gun show, I got a fucking belt buckle, right? Just like this, you know, you take these off These are all interchangeable, right? So I have one that now has a fucking gun in

18:23And you press the button like this, you go, cattank and it's loose And you can fucking hit the word to go down, it's a mini-22 And it's literally that size, oh my god, it's so fucking cool, it's crazy Oh yeah, oh it's the coolest I was at the gun show, I'm like, does that work? And they're like, yeah, I mean, yeah, it's a gun I haven't gotten a shoot yet, I'm taking it to my buddy's ranch soon How was the drive down, Snoo? What did you find out? I didn't watch the show last night, I don't think I heard The guy I was in a Navy with, said he went up last week And seen him in 30 years, sent me a message all the way to the black guys And he's gunna help graves Oh man, did I give him the golden ticket? I don't know Did somebody say, no, he just sent me a grave Oh, that must have been Aaron He has a message to me in 20 years Wow, and he just hit me up on here, he was in Austin I was like, yeah, yeah, he could totally last week Wow, so that means his airs tonight, which is gonna be huge for him

19:26I worked the door at the comedy store for four years Before becoming a paid regular there And I always used to request working the main room on tripping on Tuesdays Because that's my fucking shit, I'm from the hood of Youngstown, Ohio And I've seen it all, like, I mean, like, the way you were just You're just so fucking hilarious And it was always mind-boggling to me that you would get that respect in that room And for whatever reason, whether it was you or them or whoever, like, you would only do there It was like the only place to see it The backstory was, I mean, that way, and I did the whole wait line on Sundays and Mondays So you get the open mic? Yeah, and I finally got picked And there was five of us went up, there was four girls in mid And I went to fifth after the four girls And when I went up, midsy, and the four girls, like, in a while, in the back of the room talking to me And I go, I don't think she's watching this

20:27And I'm still going, I'm still watching this I'm doing my set, I'm in the back of my room Don't watch me, and then I call to come and say they said, yeah, I'm eating a pig And I go, well, is there a reason? And they go, I'm just sitting on a radio and I'm in her phone Wow, I'm all four girls, pig lovers Oh my god, oh my god, how annoying I said I'm not, I'm not going to do that again That's really why I've never been here when I was up in the back of my room Yeah, that'll do it You're doing it with Brian Simpson, have you met Brian before? Brian, you know Gary? No, I just met him first time Nice, Brian's a man, Netflix special genius, Darry's the man You guys know this, I mean, I know you You've been on the show before, so you do everything Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly But it's going to be absolutely perfect Yeah, 13 years ago Yeah, we haven't missed a Monday release since June of 2013

21:35Consistency really is It's been here for, well, here in Austin for six And at the mothership for four orish, three and three and three and three change It was at a place called Vulcan Gas Company Basically a block away, half a block away We picked up and we moved to Austin We had to get out of LA to fucking blow up That's the craziest part the whole thing It really is I think it would blow up in LA In the entertainment capital of the world, Los Angeles For everything that exists, it's all real, we swear Dude, that city's falling apart I watched a thing today where they want to give homeless people sex areas, do you know about this? Oh, yeah, I saw that, that's the same one Oh my god, air, oh totally 100% for sexual relief pods Where you can go masturbate into or have sex with another homeless partner inside of these pods

22:39100% LA taxpayer paid off I just did a show last week for the correction officers Some kind of shit in Vegas I know they got comments on the prison now Condoms? Condoms in the prison There's no hour No, no, no, no I was making a joke, something about having sex That's not like that, right? No, we got a condom in the wall I just don't know how condom is going to go away Oh my god, it's a matter of time for somebody escapes by blowing all of them up and going out like the beautiful condom balloon boys They have to get them brawls And they got to get their hair done Oh my god I don't know, I think it's how we're gonna be in the room And you're these kids are superstars, so we'll see Oh, I saw him on TikTok He does it, Frank Sinatra I guess, I don't know

23:42He's supposed to be like a prodigy or something I heard him But pre-show, that's their song, but the other song Fuckin' killed it I was ready to say that I was wrong Oh, I know I'm probably much too late I'm trying to apologize for my mistakes But I just want you to know I hope he buys you flowers I hope he holds your hand Give you all his hours When he has the chance Take it to everybody Cause I remember how much you love to dance

24:42To all the things I should have done When I was your man To all the things I should have done When I was your man Thank you Thank you Did you enjoy the song? No, I didn't Very good I forgot the hand I'm one hand You'll get my hug I know I got this Great I'm going to go to the back I'm going to go to the back Back

25:45Bro, we are laughing It's been six years for me now I've been here for six years Every single lucky week I find three to five Do more things But I can't wait to go to again It's the lucky last We are all getting away with murder You have to hear it for like a week It's just been the most fun week I love it We're beginning after it You're going to have a lot We see you see the after party That we have after this show We're making a time for the party Yeah, we look through We're that time We're trying to improve It'll be a lot It's like you're It's downstairs in the private park Connecting to the other thing Yeah, it's going to be a lot It's so good to see you again

26:46I've been seeing you since What was that? The Super Bowl It was really It was fun Yeah, two years ago I missed it this year I didn't even know what was happening That's how crazy Austin is I'm like, man, I got nothing to do tonight I'm just kind of chilling I look online, it's like you and Gillis And the Ways to Well Booth You're not in the last I'm like, Ways to What the fuck Look at him He's like, Gillis, Gillis You're like, Gillis, Gillis Before being a champ Before You're putting us on the champ We've got no food to write to you No one to own us, they don't want us to be super private We're just going to take care of you So fun and fun With the Ways to Well Booth You want to be sure? Well, I'm going to go get this little show that I do start it We'll do Thank you

27:46We're going to have some fun And then I'll see you guys afterwards You have three seats right outside that balcony door Straight across For you, Brigham, and at least one I think Bruce is going to try to squeeze a couple more of your buddies up there too Yes, sir I'm going to do a few more I think people like you and you are like nice Like standing on the street I mean, it's like that one I'd always watch when it was on It's like, oh, fuck it Oh, it isn't Shit

28:46I'm going to get stressed Shit, guys, you have to shout out That's the best part of it And Brian got dances Holy shit Holy shit Holy shit Holy shit Oh my god Oh my god Ladies and gentlemen How about a hand for the Kiltzomi Date you Yeah, you know That's all I got Mark Donovan Great man Great man

29:46Come on, great man Grow up, great man Hit it again, hit it again, rip it If it happened to me, it can happen to you You can run as fast as you say Bought it that ass is opening That was good I appreciate that one Good job, good job, good job What I want to know is how many people saw you running And called the cops That's a tough life They showed up but I was like I'm Joe Rogan-Fran And the names, that's right They're fine, everybody Get off the fucking ground right now and go shit, sir I was like, I was like, they turned around and was like, oh, dark storm That's it, that's how we're It's a perfect living Ladies and gentlemen, Dedric Flane, everybody There you go The one and the only

30:46And back to the bucket we go, everybody We're having fun, tonight we're flying through it So not like that Um, all right, so let's talk about Beth Are you still a stripper? Retired How long ago did you retire? Five years ago And when you retire, what do they do? Do they put your underwear in the raster? I'm so stupid, I don't know Baby in him Absolutely cruel Oh gosh, so grand What's more about your life? What are we not know about you? It's a secret You're not putting on your nose Your app is not me You have a podcast with a great panel of me I do it so that when the light is in there's like a shadow It makes your under your, it makes my nose look like it's going up Little Marilyn Monroe trick for you

31:49She knew what's up I was working with a teenage girl who had experienced sexual trauma And she was navigating some pretty Aggressive negative self belief Yes So I supported her in reclaiming that story Nice And finding a way to paint herself as the victor Well that's good, that's great Actually, where's her wacky sound effect for that? Huh? What do you got there? Huh? What do you got? You just hit something, hit anything You're taking too long Come on, here he's a wild boy on these sound effects Bethan Bethan, what else about you before I get you out of here? Give us one more fun fact about the life of Bethan Sure, help mention the sexual trouble You guys aren't interested in that? No, we are

32:49We are, we were just trying to pretend like we're better than that but we're really not So what happened to you? Come on, tell us all about it Tell us all about it We're a bunch of terrible men We need a white coach, Blah It's really good It's really good It's really good to see you guys have a conference I'm getting on her head Getting worked in Zach F. Ron once You can see the news, you stand in the out there Wow, she's so interesting How long have you been down for? Wait, wait, wait Okay, give it a go Fantastic job Sarah, say a little bit of shit in my breath Alright, good shit, I'll breath Appreciate it, one of your words Wow, Shane, so interesting, how long are you in town for? As long as you want me to be Wow, look at that, that's amazing

33:49Looks like I have a new boyfriend How loud If you're here in Thursday, I'd love to have you on the secret show Thursday South West, I'll be changing my flights Shane, if you had the guess How much stand up like a full set, the longest set you could do How much accumulated material If you had to just give me a ballpark My 15 is fucking solid Are you writing at a good pace? Yeah, every Monday, I try to write for the open mic there And I try something new, try to do something new all the time But yeah, my solid 15 set is sharp Where are you saying? Where are you going to stay for the next three days? We're going to figure that out I'll get your hotel room Look at that

34:49That's amazing And he real tears, real tears Man, I'm glad I followed my dreams It gets better than that, it gets better than that, Shane Because Brian Simpson is going to give you $100 to your go-funny You're going to double your net worth here And on top of all that, you just want to go and take it on till Friday I can't help it We need people like you, Shane Shane, here Shane, here You're making black kids run You're not supposed to hear it as I

35:53Alright, someone's right Someone's got to follow that Make some noise for your next fucking hole Hit his note G, Ron, and at the end How are you feeling right now? Like, I'm living in a dream Like, this isn't real It's a simulation or something I've been following, watching the show for 12 years It's gotten me through a lot And just to be here now is crazy I mean, I broke, I spent all my money getting here For the chance that I might not make it, but I was alright with that Because you got to try And I would have hated myself for not trying And I mean, this is crazy And I prepared, I prepared and watched like game film Watch what people did wrong Where they made the mistakes And I studied I feel like I was ready, you know

36:53Like that particular bit I've worked on for two years Yeah, just getting ever, just the I don't know It's the one I wanted to bring here Because it's so unique I think it's a joke Because it's misdirection Not anyways, I don't want to get into the new Agreed jokes And I love Tony I've seen him live, you know, perform He's incredible You get tired of laughing at him Because he makes you laugh so much So just to stand there and him laugh at me You know, that meant the world How long have you been doing comedy? How is your journey been? You talked about a lot of your like The aspiring comics of how What is your lowest of the lowest? Tell me Well, I mean right away when I started at 18, I'm 41 When I started in New York I was hopeful and excited But I didn't know anything

37:53And I got my ass handed to me in New York And I went broke And you know, I felt like giving up And I did for a while And then it's like I had no hope And then all of a sudden After COVID, there was all these open mics And it's like I got re-ignited And it all came back to me You know, after so long And yeah, I can't believe I had given up, I just thought I was going to work in a warehouse for rest of my life You know But now, being on Killtony gives a comic a chance to like Book shows, you know, like people will Like at home I have trouble Getting along with comics sometimes But this You know I don't know, I'm probably rambling because I'm out of my mind right now It's like so many people in their 40s are Oh, I'm gonna give up, I'm gonna give up How do you get that resilience and not give up?

38:53I think, well, when I perform, when I'm doing these open mics And I know that I belong on there I'm a natural born comedian So when I'm doing it, it feels right You know, um So for me, it's like I felt like I had no other option Because I'm not good at anything else I've like I said, I've had a lot of jobs And I lose a lot of jobs Because I have trouble keeping my mouth shut You know Um, I don't know if I say you just got to go through hell It's like all about how you walk through the fire You know, you got to You got to just keep going That's all, like be around comedy That's it, if I could go back till my 18 year old self Something just stay around it As long as possible If you got to work the door, if you got to do anything Just be there around it And you know When you're not around it, you know At a sight out of mind, you know Before the curtain, before everything

39:53Like right before you're about to go on What emotions are you? Well, my heart's pounding But I have a ritual So, you know, a bad habit of performers On stage is rocking back and forth Like I'm doing right now You're not ground But what I'll do before a show is squat down And hold this You know, sometimes I'll just squat But then when I'm out there, I'm grounded Your voice, when you're grounded, comes out different, you know And so my prepar- You know, I'm nervous You know, my heart's beating But I'm just thinking about this, you know I mean, that's why I like comedy It's a- I- everything I like Motorcycles, you know, boxing Stuff like this, it's all stuff you have to live in the moment Or you- it's better if you do live in the moment Not in up and here You know, and that's why I like being on stage And boxing your motorcycle You're either there or you're dead You're either funny or you're not It's black and white, and I love that

40:55How many times have you tried to get on Killton? This is my third time I went to Madison Square Garden, the one recently I went both nights signed up And didn't get picked But beforehand, I- you know, you keep in your mind That your defeats and your victories You kinda gotta treat them the same If that makes sense You know, they're kind of like You can't let defeat affect you And you can't let victory affect you You know, go to your head You gotta keep going forward And then, if you win, great You know how much I've lost I've lost everything several times You know, I've been down and out several times I just kept going That's incredible, go One last question How does it feel that Zach Akron and Toasty Gabar just watched you going to hold that table? Really?

41:55Or literally in the audience Fuck yeah, that's awesome That's, yeah, that's fucking awesome I had no clue But the most important audience member to me Or that was, I just wanted Toasty me Do my thing And I was prepared if he didn't like it I would have been okay with it I just wanted him to see it What I've been working on But yeah, that went better than I could imagine Can you flash that real quick? Yeah Kenny Good ethical Sean Alexis也 But such an honor to have you here tonight Gary. Like I said before, by the way, I always wanted you on this show

42:58since I was a door guy as a comedy reporter. So you've always been on my channel. I'm like, I'm a Gary over there. You got too much. Great job. Thank you, thank you. You've got to have a good time. I'm so glad you gave me some other fucking mail. I got this. Thank you for that. She is such a great person. I got it. That was my best friend. So we're at Burns, two year-wise. Great job. You've had so many. Thank you. I don't even need to use it. Oh, shit, the last mail. It's same as mine. Well, there's a new one. I mean, they're a little bit late. But then the other one is about like, long. It's like the one we do the last day. You don't need to use it. You do. Oh, my God. I just feel like a show today, man. That was great.

43:58That was great. That's the best. I've done it a few times. That's the best plan ever. For sure. I'm one of the best episode. Oh, man, thank you. I can feel a lot of the show. That was fun. The better I thought it was going to be. I had high expectations, but I had exceeded it. Now I got to get this guy to the tell room. What's the difference? I'm frustrated. Here it is. Oh, man. Better than ever. Better than ever. Better than ever. I have to get a lot of shows. Unbelievable. So much fun. So much fun. I can't believe we keep having this much fun doing this. Woo. It's fun. It's exhausting. That's good. My plotted talk, my spotted- Everyone, get the sculpture. фильigage 1.

45:16right the guy oh he'll be here yeah okay yeah every time someone wins a golden ticket they get automatically invited in it's okay it was like every bucket full with either a great interview or a great comic I was a good one man so got a grant caught up too man oh great because I see grandma time but I don't know I know he was that funny yeah I didn't realize they're like I guess I never really yeah yeah yeah yeah everybody was great man and then and then and then I thought I thought old boy might have been a myth but he is true man Pat Pat on the other day I don't know the motherfuckers true I took him to San Diego to feature for me a few a while ago halfway through his set just standing ovation halfway through his set before he even fucking got off stand oh yeah boy boy boy boy boy it's hard to fall down he shokes for minutes hard to fall especially me you're like different uh there's a line we need to start wearing diapers I just need to wear diapers

46:27we have to have like Kiltoni diapers oh oh yeah yeah yeah next next wave it's like I got it tonight is like oh my god he went to MSG spent all of his money signed up did read it out through it it's been so the last time his money to come here so I'm gonna destroy something fuck it I gotta give it to him you know that was around Yeah rod and ask where he went to Cleared the paper tape? You got gold papers here right? Alright give me a handz

47:33Give me orders Fine ladies Okay, what's this? It has to start to object Like a game navy When you want 30 minute Omar When the game arrive and the business gets ugly Huh? I wish you a New love. I'm like well... I am like why the inspires. You don't need to equalignOL he listens to the inspires. Come here, come here! Don't be afraid. Just let it out! I'm blind I'm so blind devices. So good. Good job. şeyler. You guys are great. Alright, literally we started tuning on that new. We arearnish sand. I'm going to acknowledge that the Christian debut

48:39I going to acknowledge that expectations It's just that you feel it's a role Love you man It's nice to meet you first man Hey

49:39You I'm gonna get back on my shirt, I'm already moving. I had to go out there with a fucking fret out. I'm like, fly that hair very far. And then I had to go back with a straightener. I was like, I'm gonna fly that hair very far. I was like, I'm gonna fly that hair very far. I was like, I'm gonna fly that hair very far. And then I had to go back on the story of that. That's a sign. And I got to go back into the story. I was like, nobody's taking me on the show. But I don't follow you, I need to be with you. Like, people go, why do you not have a phone? Like, I can't hear you. I just like, fly in the fucking house. I just go off a memory. I'm like, I'm walking.

50:40As I'm walking, I'm walking to the corner. And the corner is looking on the light. He's like, right, these. And I'm like, yeah, I said dude, he's like, it's the man I'm having a hard time. I'm just fucking going down, a fucking team building. Because my phone's not working right. I still there for an hour. Nobody can fucking hell him. And then somebody finally walks over to talk to me. He can't fucking hell me. So I had to go fucking out of the house. I'm not sure what you're doing. I'm trying to buy a main house. Have you seen what you can suppress me? You're throwing my name in your office. You're throwing me in your office. You're saying, you're saying, you're the corner. You know, like, it's my phone, I don't have the next door. I don't get to do the end of it now. I'm gonna kill a thundering. And so I went to the walk and I'm like, just showing you guys the car. I was like, I got better places as you. I was like, I need to say how you doing, man. What you doing? I just left my phone.

51:40And I walked in and stood there for 30 minutes. Nobody can do anything. Finally, some of my partner walked up to him. And he can't fucking help me. And his phone just won't work right. And then he fucking snow white hair. I'm like, I know what happened. Take that. Oh, my God. I was like, what's going on with that? I was like, what's going on with that? I'm gonna leave you a shirt for you. Hell yeah. I don't think you can beat last time when we're here. That was one of the best episodes of every single fucking party. Thank you, buddy. Thank you. You gonna party with us downstairs? Yeah. I love it. I love it. Fuck yeah. We're doing it. I need it. I need it. I need it. I need it. I need it. I need it. I need it. I need it. I need it. I need it. I need it. I need it. How did you know I'd give my heart? Gladly. Yesterday.

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