JuJu Has Smarter Rocks In His Driveway | Postgame Show

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1:06Gonna get to Juju here in a second, but just spin the turd cart wheel again. Ooh, Zaz's wife is mad at him. Spin the turd cart wheel again. Diana Rousini spin the turd cart wheel again. It's weird that Paul Findbaum colors his hair. Put it on the pole. Is it weird that Findbaum colors his hair? Ooh, Rousini again. Spin it again. Uh, Canton voters. Dammit. Tomorrow will be fine. I was right next to SMU. I was trying to blow it over there. Rous broken over here. Juju, what do you have for us to start off the proceedings here in the post game? Yes, sir, man. Happy to see y'all, brothers and y'all, sisters, man. Look, I got a stand on the day for y'all to kick it off.

2:06Let's go, Roy. Start off the day. $25 Mr, to the agency. In 2010, 2023, Florida State complained to the ACC, that adding SMU with drag down the conference. SMU is two and no against Florida State Sense back to you, Denna. That game was crazy. In 30 years there hasn't been a game like that where a team wins, where they have three more turnovers, twice as many penalties, fewer rushing yards and more missed field goals than the other team. Has it happened in 30 years? FSU is trash. That was a fascinating broadcast because of the power outage. I thought the tailors, the two tailors did amazing work.

3:07That's a really difficult job that they had. And that was just, I mean, a masterclass in hosting and reporting from the two tailors. But yeah, SMU has marched into this conference and played well to the narratives that is kinda easy because they've been unbelievable and that's the worst I've ever seen them play since joining the ACC and they won at Tallahassee and a game that they tried to routinely give up to FSU and nobody hated the power outage more than Mike Norvel because he realized, damn, I gotta fill 90 minutes of my face and then talking about my job. And he just looks like a dead man walking. We're gonna update the polls here in a second, but Juju, did you have any thoughts on all the LSU stuff that we were talking about today? Samson had the constructive critique during the break where he said, I thought we went five minutes too long with the guest. I can't believe what Dan just said. Yeah, I can. Well, he's talking about Nick Wright. Well, yeah, brother, I see the brother, John Kennedy,

4:09the senator, John Kennedy, what he had to say about all this nonsense. This guy, if not, roll it. And deep down to the marrow stupid. I've got rocks in my driveway that are smarter than that. They're not going to throw LSU out of the SSA. Let me tell you something. I and a lot of other people in the United States Congress will be on them like a hope over the next few years. I'm not going to throw LSU out of the SSA. We'll be on them like a hope over on a ham sandwich. LSU hadn't done anything wrong. It's called a court of all. God made courts to the side disputes. Now, whether you agree with what LSU did or disagree, we did the right thing by going to court. We didn't just do stuff.

5:09We went to court. And we're going to abide by the court decision. But then I'm going to start all this stuff. I mean, if I have something to say about it. Oh, school. Zazlow, how do you feel about John Kennedy, Brand? Well, he had to say, not a fan. God did establish the concept of a court. Sacred and heavenly courts. John Oliver makes fun of John Kennedy playing a clip all the time of him reading in Congress just something unbelievably foul. We'll get to that in a second, hopefully. But let's give flowers of the day and update some of these polls here. What do you have to celebrate today here, Drew, Drew? Yes, sir, man. I'm not the biggest tennis guy in the world. I casually watch tennis. It be on the second screen while I do my other activities. But that second screen yesterday was second screening.

6:10Sabelanka over the scuba. T of four over Mikkelsen. Pagula over Navarro and top it off, which Ben Schill and over Carlos Alcarez. Brought to all of those tennis players. They left it all out there. And these flowers offer every single one of you guys from yesterday. Did you stay up till 3 30, Drew? You didn't stay up till 3 30 in the morning. I can't believe that Samson fell asleep during the time. What are you in the tie breaker? What are you doing? I was touching go around 2 a.m. I was like, look, man, I got to get up at a certain point. But I thought it was over for Alcarez. Every time I thought it was over, he came back. So I couldn't help but stay up, being bright. We'll get to the polls here. At LeBetard Show is where you vote on the polls. I don't feel like we had very many of them today. We were light on the polls today. What do you have here for us, Drew? Yes, sir. It's Jetlag, a fallacy, and a malarkey. 63% of the audience says no, it's not great.

7:11It's not true. Nice to remind everybody to listen to the Greg Cody Park as featuring Greg Cody. With, with, with. Yeah. It isn't football season until Scott Hansen says, Kiami Fairburn, 80% of the audience says, yes, it is. It's not true. I also like to remind everybody to listen to nothing personal with David Sampson with. Great guest today. And last poll, should you ever do seated karaoke? 91% of the audience says no, you shouldn't. And those are your polls. I think the things that I think the there is. I think the. Folks, listen up. The weight is over. Football is here. And so is draft Kings. Draft King Sports is now live in all 50 states. One app. Every sport. Nationwide. New Draft Kings customers sign up with code Dan.

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