Hour 3: The Morning Roast turns hostile

0:005am I'm up with a crisp Celsius energy drink running 12 miles today grab a green juice quick change and head to work meetings workshops one more Celsius no slowing down working late but obviously still meeting the girls for a little dancing Celsius live fit go grab a cold refreshing Celsius at your local retailer or locate now at Celsius dot com this is the T. P. H. Rowan and Rothenburg podcast let the wild the rump is big it listen live weekday mornings from 6 to 10 a.m. on 880 ESPN in New York the ESPN New York app and on YouTube by subscribing to the ESPN New York YouTube channel this is why this is why this is why is the morning roast all right does anyone have a a desire to go first of the four of us anybody have something just just burning a hole in their pocket that they need to get

1:00it off their chest right now how would you rate your desire right now on a scale of like in a one to ten I never love to go first I have a desire to do my roast I never I don't have a great desire to leave off the roast don't go first then I won't do with the rate do you have a roast yes or what yes or why not that you have a right at a roast done and something has happened in the last 45 minutes that is making him completely change his roast yeah are you slipping the roast it was it was that conversation we were just having about the nicks because what boy like it just nicks nicks fans in general is this it is it starting I'm starting hang on I need a second here start started like like really start I feel cold beverage three feel two one Raymond your roast I feel like there's a tendency for nicks fans especially this season to just lean towards misery and not enjoy what you're seeing like you've got a good basketball team you've got a competitive basketball team you've got a team that's in contention for for to win the Eastern

2:03conference and it's been that way for a couple of years now right like you would almost you would almost think that five years ago you didn't have one of the worst teams for about 10 to 12 years running right I mean you just heard the David Fisdale cuts the other day well what what we were that like right yeah so this we have to watch those games oh my god you know like the complaining about Carl Anthony Towns okay I get it that he he doesn't play he's not Mitchell Robinson with a jump shot which is what you want him to be basically that's that's that's I get that but there's always going to be some sort of whipping boy for this franchise Julius Randall was that guy and the great irony the coach was that guy also coach was that guy now you miss him all of a sudden but I mean the great irony about about Carl Anthony Towns is that Julius Randall used to be the whipping boy for for everything I was wrong with the nicks and what was the complaint the biggest complaint about Julius

3:04Randall do you remember playoffs no no playoffs but playoffs that when the ball would go to Julius Randall it wouldn't come back out you know he said he'd do the spin move and and nobody else will ever touch the ball and now we're complaining that Carl Anthony Towns doesn't take enough shots like you kind of see where I'm going here like you're always going to find something to complain about I don't I don't love this no no no no no listen I don't you know I don't care that you love it because you you you feel attacked you feel attacked right now that's that's the reason I don't feel like you're attacking me no because because because you're one of the people and listen I'm not going Jerry Ferrara on you I'm not putting I'm not putting like it's on the on the on the class any any of that like I do think that the nicks will come out of these I do believe that but leave even if they don't just Nick fans in general I I'm going to pull like a quote from the rock here a couple of years I was hoping we'd get here the rest of the rest of the rest of know your role shut your mouth and enjoy the ride Leon Rose Mike Brown

4:05Jalen Brunson and Carl Anthony Towns are taking you on just enjoy this if we had we had nervous rate that what why are you being nervous why are you being nervous because there's no manual moody as team and there's really good times no and canter can I can't forget it no I'm hearing no no I'm trying to talk and I can't learn a manual moody a no forget it go ahead no I no I got I got news I have expectations I have expectations to Dave but but I'm enjoying I'm enjoying the ride and I think you and everybody else should try to enjoy the ride a little bit too because you know what this stuff it turned around in the blink of an eye and it can go back in the other direction in the blink of an eye and then all of a sudden you're you're the same like you're remember how great it was 2012 2013 next tape all that stuff and how fast and how fast it was a 17 win basketball team what I will agree with you on here is that we've gone from like the dumpster to a like functional

5:05capable good solid enjoyable team and people kind of take that for granted I do agree with that but now that you've like tasted the fine the fine food at this restaurant you won't you want more right like I don't like I don't everything that comes along with it I don't and I'm not saying you can't want more you should want more that's it's right to want more but I don't need to hear complaining every single night this is a good basketball team it's a really good they aren't right you're right you're right you're right I think that record is 14 and 10 or 14 and 11 against like the elite teams of the NBA very good team 14 and 11 after when they first got good when they when they first turned this corner and got good and they won you know however many games and Julius Randall and they they got to the playoffs they had home court you know in that first round we were so excited because it was we hadn't seen it and it was thrilling and now that we've seen this I mean like you want more and and status quo

6:09or you know getting into the playoffs or winning around it does not satiate the itch that you have but you haven't even seen anything yet you know what people are concerned because they see flaws you can't have it both ways because to your point when you have a good team like this they're in the championship conversation it's almost like you live and die with every game and you want them to go out there and win every game but didn't we and I say we we the next community okay no matter how invested you are is regardless but didn't we all kind of making agreement before the season started that it was never going to be about the regular season this year with this team right now that's where we are it didn't matter what happened in the regular season they're going to be judged on what they do in the playoffs so why and sometimes I'm a little guilty this I'll be the first one to admit why do we freak out as often as we do during the regular season after a bad performance because that's all we have right because that that's what you have and that's what you've seen and you I mean you see the next play against right as in my college basketball you see the next play against Oklahoma City and you have a reaction to it so I mean what are you supposed to do I understand I don't do that anymore

7:14I had a nervous breakdown and you know what forget it I'm you're having a full conversation with Santheago away from me no no I deserve better same conversation same conversation same conversation then then to say maybe you'd enjoy better if we're playing a game of Ringeliveo maybe you'd enjoy that and I couldn't remember the name but I said what's the Italian game that he was talking that's that's that's that's how it's funny it's funny mm-hmm by the way can I just whatever you want just you you lead us now the coffee this morning mm-hmm and I don't say this like outstanding outstanding why I'm in why different than other days because I haven't had coffee in a couple days and I made it to perfection throw in the fact that I haven't had it in a couple day it is outstanding really oh are you finding that the coffee today is this is my coffee from home RJ's not drinking it we're not sharing oh but I thought you did it from the coffee machine and someone man you've got the emails about this Dave and someone that does drink coffee out of the machine I find this coffee machine to be delectable really yeah but Dan still despite the

8:18delight that we have at work brings his own well he's oh he's always been that way though you go back are you a coffee snot I bring my own little bit Ray brings his own two reasons number one Ray Ray brings his own beans in and and and like grinds them and he's right he's very well coffee well I have the thermos thing that keeps the coffee like super hot for like four hours which is critical and I use a little of it driving in you know what coffee is that hot when we use that I don't like when the coffee is that hot it's not I just took a sip from it now I made the coffee at 428 this morning I like a nice warm cup of coffee it's warm you never drink coffee don't don't you know what you stand in my business with Dan you're like a tea guy aren't you yes yeah you know what I had yesterday morning RJ right in front of you you didn't realize coffee but so you know you bring in the same cup every day you feel something different well that veneer boxes up his his drinks and that cup speaking of Dan used to walk in when we did jets games together he's always this has always been his ammo though this isn't new need walking

9:19with those Duncan what do you call those the box of Joe yeah box Joe for everyone that was for everyone right yeah but remember we used to live in and we used to the old studios at times were like an orphanage we were basically by ourselves as someone that used to manage a dunk in don't it says a very popular item yeah they would walk in and provide for the room it's you know it then you're you're generally we had and plus those were early mornings you know so like again I would have a cup of coffee in the morning anyway to help wake up I got some news before you get back to the roast you ready I'm surprised I'm surprised I know what you're going to say this comes from our friend Jordan Schultz so I'm seeing it from maybe more than that but this is who I'm seeing it from speaking of coffee right the giants and running back Devon's single Terry have agreed to a restructured contract with the giants interesting I'm I thought that was as good as as done oh here's another this see this to me is juicy juicy cam curl not going anywhere rams fine a way to keep I'm surprised by that that's a player he might wind up being a member of the

10:22jets that's a guy that I would not have minded wearing this uniform three for 36 it could max out at 39 he's a good player wow good player Bob how about stuff's happening oh and and and and some people thought it was Wednesday but no no not some people you know they said Rick attacked me so they're gonna have to pay Trent McDuffie too it's theory right why I was afraid from he's because he's a five years in right so by the way a one three five and six for McDuffie and I think he's terrific but that's a lot he's not a slot corner at least probably the best you bump outside a little bit of a different story but that's one thing the second thing is if you're puking a cool who wants a new deal how are you going to pay all these other guys who have not been in the the battles necessarily he's a guy having one hell of an offseason so he is but you're going to bring him McDuffie who is a two-time suitable champion when he hasn't done it with the rams and how you're going to look at puking a cool and not pay him high high and I'm going to have to pay him like you're starting to pay everyone else not to let's use that as a gauge real quick

11:23like cam curl safety not not what did you say you got three for what three for 36 so that's 12's not a pop for a non-premium position like what are some of these contracts gonna be for these outrageous like that's and that's what it comes down to where did the music go that's here the band is tuning back up I get the band on the stage and let's play hands-on pants on renan says singletary agrees to a restructured contract per source he was set to make five million and count six and a half against the cap to season so obviously that'll be much lesser uh... and then he says I now would not expect the giants to swim deep in the running back market o-line o-line o-line so I find this to be like confounding though they're they're going to hang on to devon singletary who's at best fine and now they're at almost out of the running back market it's not a great mark well yeah I just we I heard like yesterday they love Jeremiah love

12:26and they might take him fifth and now today they keep singletary and now forget it now now no no because I think that look Jeremiah you could say you love you everybody but love Jeremiah like jets would love Jeremiah love they're not taking them second you know what I'm saying like that's the problem I mean there's like a price point for each of these guys and the price point is the the place in which they're drafted you know so I like you there's decent depth in this draft that running back like you can get a dude like day two when you'd be fine uh yeah I would I would like Jeremiah loves teammate true murder day um so lc him is this the email that I got yeah and I don't think this is a terrible roast he says you won't read this because you're a diaper what he says about me which I don't think is nice but I cannot stand your intro song it's not because it's not catchy it is I have no idea what the guy is saying he says I know he's a friend of the show and he's I mean he's a friend of the show because he wrote the song not because he happened to be a friend of the show but the song needs real clarity

13:27I don't understand what is being said at all that's from lc i'm always that hard to understand this is i you know what i don't think he's he's completely off base uh there are times when i listen and i i'm not really sure what is being said yeah but but you've heard it 97 and i'm still not a million exactly a hundred percent sure what is what is being said you you hear the intro song and you you understand exactly like i said i've heard it eons i've heard it as many times as you've heard happy birthday probably no i've heard happy birthday since i'm a child i'm talking about even for other people's birthday that's back when he was playing now ring or a ring olivio you can you can mock all you want i mean it's getting us you know what it's saddened me it's saddened me that you didn't have a childhood like like of the ring olivio players of the world did i'm still trying to figure out where you're hiding the flag in the gym because my gym wasn't that big that's why what what did you work at do you have gym in a show it was it was it was a catholic school is a small

14:29school dude like we didn't do we didn't have like all these like bells and whistles with the sides of the gym yeah the resides okay but it was like there it was a small gym you didn't have like the mats up against the wall no you didn't have like a chair made a corner stage like so unless you like go on on the stage and like hide it behind a curtain but like anybody can find that this first place you're in the thing to look forget forget it forget it let let's just continue along with the morning roast and and just be minions to the show uh let's go to Noah in bergen Noah you're on the morning roast no you're on the air oh dude Noah you're on forget it i mean come on let's go to break i can i can i don't understand he's been on for like nine minutes we get to him he's perplexed and confused and then he's gone how do you be confused like what you didn't hear that i heard it but i like where's the confusion stem from i don't hold in i don't know you called in right called into roast

15:30then all of a sudden you're confused like what is it what how am i in this situation let's move on let's let's power through this james and pennsylvania james you're on the morning roast oh guys i'm right away and i'm ready to go let's do it let's go all right so i'm looking to point me with my doctor all right it's five down the road month in a month and a half so that's too far for me so the third clack of put your own away in the list so when you get a text just responding you get the earlier time so i go i do this like five times and still i don't get the appointment so i call in and i'm like what's going on is the lady tells me oh everybody's on the list so there's a bunch of people on the list so why am i responding to everybody's on the list but my time i respond to it it's going to be taken just put me in the earlier time that's why i'm on the list dealing with doctors nowadays james and and it's a good roast and it's a good called then i had to switch doctors a couple of years back because i was sick and i thought i might have a strep throat yeah and i called obviously i needed medical attention and they're like

16:31he can see you next Wednesday yeah i don't i don't know i don't know what what is the point of having a doctor i don't know how we've gotten to this point put your spot on this you know you know you're sick you pick up the phone you call your doctor they should work in sometimes like you get like is it an emergency well i'm like who wants to go to the doctor like like if i'm calling because i'm unwell and i think i need an antibiotic yes yeah problem i don't need to be rushed to the hospital i don't want to like surround myself with other sick people just because i have the free day off i can think of other things to do to kill a Wednesday you ever ask your i think i don't want to do it you know it'd be great if we uh call the doctor and push our way in there for a visit i mean they might ask us to update our insurance information yay wouldn't that be fun let's go to every day edgrey calls every day and that's why he's every day edger you're on the morning roast uh what's up boys what's up brasa edger i want to roast Yankee fans that we running it back why are we running it back

17:36we're so spoiled 94 wins weren't enough you were not entertained come on man i had to come back with stridler we're gonna come back with uh a little derrick call i'm gonna see what happens enough with uh we're running it back it's annoying i i actually disagree with you if i'm a Yankee fan i would be annoyed that you're doing this you're running it back their team run it back you you just said stridler who again was good and that's tremendous upside garrard call comes back and let's just see what happens why why should the Yankees who have a small window with Aaron judge ever be a team of let's just see what happens so they can recycle the whole october's a crapshoot line right but but here's the thing it's not even a crapshoot you haven't been good enough in october the last 17 years to even say it's a crapshoot but the thing is it's like you get tired of it because like you know 90% of the time Yankees look Yankees will be fine getting to the playoffs like they like pencil them in a ready they're in they're in no matter like team run it back they're in but what happens when he get there and that's all

18:38that the fans should really care and last year when they got there they beat Boston fine and got ambushed by Toronto right um RJ hi how you doing i'm good good good hi you have a a nice good roast today yeah mine simple can't foster hockey team anymore no they're elite take care of sam carol i i like excited hockey RJ hey do you have a hockey team out there there's a good chance we can beat you do believe like seriously do you call it do you believe you're the standard change this is yes i mean we were with that that was like a an easy joke like even a laughing for like years even this it's this is the jets in like two or three years being 11 and two that's exactly what this is but remember like with with with the sabers were like very close to making a playoff push a couple of years ago on his out RJ and sabers and he was he was bonded he was dead believe that he was right not to he ended up with the jets the jets and the sabers are the two teams with

19:40the the biggest you know drought of not making the party more parties over no this is a first place hockey team i i was looking to get the standings easier they could win the division and actually about chance to get the home ice in the eastern conference by the way but this is again it's it's it's every year can i just say it can i get it out of the way like a mini like quick two two-word roast yes the n a the NHL playoff format sucks it's a great thing like you're looking at the like the other night stop at the bracket the other night right like they showed you like the i forgot it was like in the western conference like the the um brackets if the playoff started today you know how many like good teams are going to be out after the first round just because of the way the thing is set up i don't know why and and people sometimes listen to differing of opinion sometimes people rule for this from march madness it's a downside you want great matchups you add upsets in the you don't want michigan to go out in the first round or do or any of the big boys like because when they because when central valley state who you know

20:40pulls the upset has to play in the next two directions you want to want central valley state and they get the shit in the second round that's the problem i'm not all the big boys but let's show it let can we focus page it needs to die dial in and roast so it it was a good lead in with the hockey so i saw walking out of here i don't know where this person works but i saw this person before i got stranded in florida or took a sabbatical as as you would record play it and he was wearing a hat that caught my attention and i kind of forgot about it until i saw him a few days ago again and it annoyed me even more oh is this someone we know no he doesn't work in this building doesn't work on this floor just work somewhere in this area okay to the point where when i leave i've seen the toys i don't know anything about this man but you don't know him no not even a little he's wearing a hat a winter knit hat it's cold though that just says NHL original six and it has all the logos oh i've seen this i've seen this the rangers and the black hawks and the leaves

21:41and the Canadians it's like roblo's to know again a film that's worse and there are teams in there that are bitter rivals are you i just rooting for all of them and you're crossing divisions and and and and countries and he's he's he's letting you know it's ridiculous old-time hockey fit hey rj rangers and maple leaves last night 631st meeting all time about that okay what hey what this guy loved it yep he won no matter what next time you see me like hey that was six three one it's ridiculous it's insane and you need to either pick a team or you know what maybe i'll just root for the other well how many i'm going to 26 i'll take the other 26 that's right it's ridiculous you can't root for six teams you are now a cracking fan i don't defend it i don't i'm not defending it per se you want to and no no no i don't have the same vitriol about this that you wear treat it like a the guy don't like where would you get that

22:45like i don't know you know there's they don't have original six conventions you wear the winter classic or something here's where i think you would align Dave you wear the colors you wear the logos of one team pick a team you cannot i would never wear a shirt or something unless i was like mandated by work to wear any teams colors if works if work said to you like you'll be fired if you don't wear a yeah tell me you couldn't see this is such a major issue if work sets you hey guess what great news it's seahawks day next week everyone has to wear a seahawks jersey no this seems like an HR violation would would would you do it i'd get a lawyer well that's why i think i i say all the time i think it's silly if you all right let's say met Yankees are in the world series or or apply like you know when you go to the game and they sell merch either t-shirts or hats that have like the Yankees and the race uh half Yankees have met and you buy that and you wear it on and so you have a team that you don't root for it like no

23:45like remember when the dot was like the Yankees and they were selling old tawny merchandise at Yankees stadium and like some of it was like yank like judge and old tawny well you know what it's got just you can't wear that as a Yankees what i i detect like have you seen like the red Yankees jersey oh like what but what but we're we're getting lost here no and not your roast is mad and we're trying to spruce it no it was a good roast no i think you're the one that does you know what i call it i call it into question your fandom what you have not a real fan and i've seen east hat and i get one for you no you could support them all you have no problem with the phoenix cardinals and just answer more you know the same los cardinals yeah you clearly have no issue with this i get you a nice and i don't know i don't want you you sticking out you're not going to get you for for Christmas this year a nice seahawks jersey super ball champions super ball champions Seattle seahawks he will pummel you and you will deserve it but no he'll have to take the thrashing and then when the giant thrashes team this year it's like again he's very high on the giant thrashing the 49ers this year this is the third time just this week then but he has said that

24:46that giants are going to i there's been a lot of back there's been a lot of different descriptors there's thrash there's pummel there's smash kick the ass of oh that's been mentioned no that's mentioned to ask by the way that's new are you are are you on the bandwagon with myself that giant seahawks could be the season opener on that Thursday night i hope not but i guess it's possible no they can i mean think about it hardball the big moves they've made all off season like against the champs like that that would be an appealing matchup yeah be appealing for for you not from i don't want to know i don't know i don't know what i'm saying the season they don't care about you they care about the nation they should care but they should take me into account a little bit um all right let's go to Noah in bergen Noah you're on the morning roast you're back you better be there Noah boy guys oh i'm here i'm here and i'm ready and this is a in a week roast you're gonna look i'm in the roast the rick bb8 show and i'm sad that he's not here to defend himself all right remember that interview with bus for only last 40 second rambling question you guys what yeah it was yeah it was a disaster he like man joins us here in the show he like i've always

25:49been interested to get your take on this because it was one of the things i admired about you the most um so i hear from NFL guys all the time and i think it's i don't know if it's exactly the same but you know my experience playing playing hockey is you kind of have you know one level in preseason and then he gets the regular season then you get the postseason and eventually if you're lucky enough to get to the note to the to the Stanley Cup final oh boy but it ratchets up every kind of step of the way and to watch you throw out your career be able on those biggest moments to take your game to that next level um you know to watch you in San Francisco take a beating that you took and just think these runs that you want on how how were you able to oh my god to to get yourself to perform the way you performed in those biggest moments where you see some guys oh struggle to find to find their way in those moments you know i mean i think he lies career was as long as that question no i that you know i'm glad you brought this up i didn't i probably was so excited that day thanks of the call no i was so excited that day that i didn't recognize

26:49how how long is that question Jesus that is 50 seconds no way one or two seconds is the pause and then Eli so let's call it 48 let's go 48 yeah that's a 48 second question guess what Rick gives me crap constantly about the Oswaldo Cabrera thing what was the what was the old record Rick had the one i think i think the buster one which was awful was not 48 seconds and maybe was 47 wow the buster one was log how do you how do you get up from that RJ did you did you recognize at the time that his question was so bad no i i i i had no record when you when you just heard it there weren't you like uh oh that question was so long that Eli had to go through another whole hall of fame process to find out he didn't get in like answer might have changed by the end of the question from what it was at the beginning of the question yeah i i think the old record was 40 oh my god i got 45 yeah 40 busters with yes did you ever heard the buster question i i think i might have oh do you guys have that this is painful though prepare

27:52yourself here we go here we go this is painful let me ask you a question though Mike so Mike on with Jetspan you know that and what is this is the most expensive this isn't even the buster one his drill boy all the excitement surround on this thing this is Mike T um it feels like Zach Wilson going into year two there were some expectations that they would he would make a jump and this team would start to to win some games that felt like it was a little bit pressure on jolt jolt jolt does this to start winning some games so how do you handle this like say Zach Wilson misses the first you know two or three weeks of this yes the question then answer rush him and for some reason Joe Flacco steps in and is is playing really well offense is humming and they you know they're two and one after three weeks oh no how do you handle it because I mean we're still trying to prove the guys in that locker that you're trying to win what about weeks four five and six break that that we actually have a pattern now yeah we have actually a pattern we have the real problem here that's the bronze what you just heard is the is the bronze we heard the gold so it's 45 47 and 48 which was the longest the one you just heard from me you have

28:57guessed on for 10 maybe 12 minutes and Rick is thinking think about that let me take a text message is will be incoming we already got you didn't get it one 10th of the interview with Eli was that question one 10th of the Eli interview was him rambling with a question he asks answers himself and re-asks to Eli what do you do about this ball of us say remember I'm sorry Rick but you know it's you know what will the result of this will be right oh no you do you do realize the result of the three second this is no one will get a question more than 12 to 15 seconds for quite some time this stuff can't be repeated on air wow you know what Noah wins the day now what Noah's entree into the roast was bad because he gave a double hello and then vanished but he called back and he wins the day no one had one hell of a an arc you know what I'm saying no not the Noah's arc I'm talking like an arc of his day nice

29:57and let me go we're we're way later ready but are we john john's on a crazy 30 seven breakfast with characters so last week this is kind of a double roast within one like you're using the bottom of it as well last week we are in Lancaster going to Ben's double header and it starts at noon and we sit down at a restaurant at about 11 10 and say listen and it's it's breakfast and it's a breakfast factor that Amish country in Lancaster it's Amish country yes yes so it's breakfast and we say listen we're kind of in a rush we're not in a mad rush but we need to move a little bit here we're ready to order 11 10 time would you say the food comes out um eggs and pancakes then how would I say they come out what time would you say oh 11 to I would like to think within 15 minutes 11 40 messy that's unacceptable 11 for eggs but that's not

30:59even my roast here's my roast I'm at a pain I'm not even gonna say the name but but it's a pancake factory I haven't been there in a long time and it's right next to the hotel we're staying at we walk in great and share even comments this is this is clean this is you know this feels like a this is a good good decision is this an international establishment and maybe maybe it is okay maybe it's easy just want to clarify maybe it's in a home okay I don't know but what I do know is that I sit and I get a cup of coffee and I'm drinking said coffee and it's delicious Dan delicious until I get to the bottom of the cup of coffee and there's a wrapper at the bottom of the coffee oh and I'm as you can imagine very turned on mortified I would I would jump up and spit it out of my mouth like it was a fire bruise right into my mouth I I saw it before I ingested

32:02it but still so I say to the the waitress excuse me there's trash and her responses are you sure yeah yeah there's trash in my coffee so now the meal's been ruined so now it's 11 20 ish we've ordered 10 minutes ago it takes another 21 minutes for us to get the food there's trash in the coffee I've ordered two eggs one pancake and a side of bacon what kind of wrapper is in the coffee though I I think I believe it was a straw wrapper like a plastic yeah oh so I say listen my bacon I want it burned burnt like crispy burned like beyond recognition yes they bring it out I'm confident that it was still walking oh rubbery string not it not it was just it was like hey

33:02you know what I'd like to order pieces of fat that's what it was it so they gave me pieces of fat and I just like forget you know we're such a rush we have no time we're up against it fine I push it to the side I'm gonna eat it now a waiter sees this and runs over are you not okay with with your bacon sir I said it's not cooked it's fat and on top of the wrapper that was in my coffee can we just get a check he goes can I bring you bacon the way you'd like it crispy fret fine he brings out bacon that is almost the equivalent of what was brought out to me in the first place needless to say Dan long story short I'm not going to this place for my pancakes again did they give you any restitution no for the I mean like the wrapper thing is disgusting how do you have that in a cup of coffee I would walk I would have stormed out I would have called the board of health even though I was just passing through the community and Jerry she goes make sure you don't leave them a great tip great tip don't worry don't worry don't leave them and leave them a wrapper I'm gonna leave

34:06them a wrapper here's a tip don't look directly into the sun that's your tip all right Dan all right also on Saturday yeah one out to pick up some dinner yeah to go little little Mexican uh-huh okay you can draw your own conclusions it's a franchise go there quite frequently more often than not no issues order the burrito the burrito okay and you know the the the the assembly line you know they take your order they load it up with the proteins and all that stuff and then they pass it on to the next person on the line who does all the fixings and the condiments and all the stuff you want and then at the end when he's done doing that he has to wrap it and roll it there's a science to it there's an art to it right oh absolutely so is this a chain restaurant absolutely yeah it's a it's a chit-chit-chit chain uh-huh okay little little wordplay there it's a chain chipish yep yep absolutely so said gentleman is rolling and then I notice that as he's rolling there seems to be an issue

35:13and I look over it broke it broke it broke it broke the contents went right through said burrito oh no it broke at that point I'm thinking well it's got to start over just take what was on it and then put it on a new one and start again while this was going on I went over to the register and you know did the transaction so I wasn't like paying attention intently thinking they're just going to simply put the stuff on a brand new one and start from scratch and we'd be good to go well fault is mine because I should have been paying attention closer again home I unwrapped said burrito you know what they did instead of starting from scrumly he took the burrito with the hole in it took a brand new one and wrapped that one over the one with the hole in it oh no so I had you're eating double burrito double burrito they've let me ask you

36:17question let me ask you and everybody out there too that's listening you could play the home version okay god forbid if you have like a flat tire hole in your tire do you change the tire you just take a brand new tire and put it over the one with a hole in it I never thought about taking a new tire but I don't think that's the standard way I mean I could so basically that's what it felt like I was doing I was chewing through basically two tires trying to even get to the content of said burrito how about if you were concerned about caloric intake that too and you're like you know whatever I don't want to go over a certain number for the day and I'm really counting calories and now he's like ah you know what you Pally here's a second burrito let's put it on top of the first burrito think of whatever stand up comedy routine special that you've saw in your life that had the grossest fallest crudest language over the course of said special I probably lap that while I was trying to eat this burrito with every bite that I attempted you know what the best thing to

37:21come out of this morning roast is RJ Raymond what's that is that Rick has been listening to it and is thrown on edge right now we are getting I'm me specifically getting attacked on on the text chain and you're and you're bringing this all to light yeah yeah you have to yeah it's not great for you no no it's not great for him well he he's a don't do RJ this is the age old this is what people do he's horrified at his embarrassing question and his the length of question that has not become the Rick DPHR I think from now on if you ask your question 45 seconds or more now you're just asking a DPHR so this is what we're doing the DPHR yes this is what we're doing yeah after Rick said some not tonight I think nice things to all of us he focused on the breakfast he said this is a great story about the breakfast tell your waiter to make the bacon look like your face yeah and I responded I'll tell him in a very long yes yes we can see yeah I hope the guy oh my god

38:22I can't read this yeah oh no you know what the great thing about him you're broke you're broke yeah this is true I didn't do it a caller did it I had no idea we didn't happen you know it as long as we're doing this though RJ do me fair could you play the bus or only question Dan you got to hear could we not could we not no no you yeah yeah two seconds two one got six well we got a few seconds no what do they prioritize you think yeah because I mean you just mentioned the pitching will warn is is not ready Carl's Carasco should be in the rotation so pitching is an issue and then on top of that now with the injury to jazz three I mean Volpe hasn't kind of blossomed into what they expected thank God for Paul Goldschmidt but now I mean it third base a pitching question do you find because here's the thing for me and it drove me crazy last year with the game because I'm a met's fan but if I was a game like going nuts at the deadline you have one solo for one year like how many more just you know how many more years of this kind of dominance is Aaron judge said have left didn't really go all into the deadline now you lose Soto it's like they have to at

39:24some point take advantage of having the best player in baseball Garrett Colts gone who knows what version you get when he comes back like I mean do you think they do both or do they prioritize the pitching over maybe some help with their base a question that started off as a Yankee pitching question had not won but two mentions of one Soto think about that so here's here's all said then we'll break and we'll come back and and maybe dissect this even a little bit more I find that even though apparently that's shorter than the Eli question that might against more that's a worse question because you go on so many twists and turns and he tell he tells him by the way I'm not a Yankees fan I'm a met's fan here's there's a time he like resets the question here's what I'm thinking here's what I'm thinking and you mentioned the guy who's not even on the team twice that's that great five more seconds we look at these two babies will say nothing because they're scared I go full force I thought we're gonna buy the one on our group chat on our group chat is now taking a shot at your physique this is getting messed in my physique yeah your physique something wrong my physique well that's not what he would say he claims in the group chat the best way I can clean

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45:43plans for me for next week oh just you wait yeah yeah just you wait I'll ask we got like a can of corn let's cream corn or real no no like trader Joe's you can't as a gift are you willingly bought this no that's what Rick got for me you got me somebody got me a thing of hard boiled eggs and you talk to the cashier for a minute about you know the history of cream corn or a question about it like a like yeah and the people behind like hey buddy let's get this line moving corn there you go I love corn yep would you like green giant horses the the cream corn corn no corn nuts um so are you have you have something planned out for my birthday oh yeah whole morning and whole show really everything Lego it'll be a show the show will be a birthday theme show I'll be a throw a minute you know to be like this is your life yeah oh that would be great your third great teacher will be on the kid that you'll act in the face with the tennis rack it'll be on everyone's birthday oh it's your birthday and it's your birthday and it's your birthday it's your birthday it's your banana bus

46:44through the bus everyone yeah maybe by then you'll have some new giants maybe we'll get them it's true some what new giants New York giants football players you would have new giant players is David am I here it's a free agency thing what what I have an RJ everybody's gone this thing just crashed oh things are crashing oh no that's not are we on the air I hope I hear you I hear you let me let me rephrase we're on the air I don't know if we're still on YouTube your face is gone you're totally gone I'm I'm trying to I'm trying to get back in I'm back you're back you're back we're we we are we are confident we're on the air yeah you're good all right you sound fantastic hello so it's really scared there's like what happened to I RJ's in the middle of talking and then he's gone I was it but I was it talking about like scared of us being on the eye I thought something was physically happening to you remember when you lost RJ the earlier you lost

47:46side of that earlier this week I didn't see RJ on on the shot I was like where's RJ because he's sure to blend it into the wall it was captured he was captured all right now for shenanigans let's go to Jason and Jersey once again to the jets good morning Jay how are you hey guys how's it going thanks great how are you good I'm not a jet fan but I want to talk about the jets I know you and Rick have really been talking about how you don't want all these quarterback Kyler to you know et cetera and this and you're saying the jets are better off losing but at this point like well like what are they supposed to do you want them to just you know give up and say we're gonna throw Brady cook out there and we're gonna you know try to pack no not not great not Brady cook I mean here's the problem Jay right you're a jets fan I imagine I'm not a jet I'm not a jet fan you're not a jets fan so like you're you're in such an or the jets fan or the jets world is in such a weird situation because you who are you gonna bring that's gonna make you good probably nobody so how good

48:51do you want to be and then potentially miss out the next year's supposed elite quarterback draft so it's a real catch 22 you you want to be better but you don't want to be good enough that you can't get one of these kids in the draft with your picks unless you absolutely catch lightning in the bottle with whatever guy you draft this year that right he turns out but but is there going to be enough data that you're going to realize okay hey we have this so we don't have this how many how many games is he going to play you got three guys all right Jay let we'll play your game what were your three guys the first one if possible is I would say the number 44 pick trade you see if you can get Mac Jones from San Francisco if that's possible that's a good little around second round pick you know Mac Jones comes in maybe you do catch lightning in the bottle he is as good as he was all right so so Jason if you if you were the jets if you were the jets would you give up the 44th pick for Mac Jones at the point I think that would be my number one option okay hang on hang on now RJ RJ Jason for the jet side of things is offering the 44th

49:57pick for Mac Jones do you accept yes and it okay all right that deals done okay don't see can I throw something in to Jason here here's the thing yep that 44th pick in the draft in a perfect world that's a guy that's going to be on your team for four maybe five years okay that's just on his introductory contract that means if you're trading for Mac Jones you want him to be your quarterback for four or five years so you so you Jay Jason if you trade for Mac Jones you believe like you don't trade for Mac Jones as a stopgap for one year you're trading for Mac Jones because you believe he's your quarterback of the future I think he gives you the best chance that of anybody that's available in free agency or potentially be a train that could potentially be an option for four or five years doesn't work out I mean he looked very good last year and maybe you do maybe he needed a fresh start get away from New England again you have to dig in though Jason I think you can do a legit option you're getting if you give up a first or a second round pick for Mac Jones he's you're saying he's your guy then for the next four or five years right he's your future

51:02quarterback I think and I would not give a first round pick no way no I think we're just saying you're you're ready to wrap your arms around Mac Jones and say all right you carry us lead lead us to the promised land because you're now our quarterback moving forward you're willing to do that I think out of everybody that's available again out of you know I don't want Kyler I would not want to I think there but just because he's the best option doesn't mean you should be a realistic option though Jason let me ask you questions do you think Breeze Hall is a good player I do okay Breeze Hall was the 36th pick in the draft so what you're saying is that you're willing to give up a guy who could turn into potentially a Breeze Hall type player regardless of the position and bring in Mac Jones for one year keep the seat warm until we draft the guy in 27 he can't do that or or you also could hit on a bus and that guy who's the second round pick to be like you know a potential Malachi Corley so I mean it is the risky run you could end on a Breeze Hall but when you're the jet but when you're the jets though and and Dave you'd probably agree with me

52:06on this they need so much they need everything they need to cash in on all of these premium first and second round draft choices seven of them over the next two years I I wouldn't and I think Mac Jones is fine and I think also what happens is you wind up in the this perfect situation you're on the Niners you're playing for Kyle Shanahan you have Christian McCaffrey like you your offensive line is really really good like it couldn't be better and then he's going to go to the jets and he's going to be that same quarterback but I don't see it fix and help me figure this one out too member wasn't that long ago member Mac Jones was like hated by the players around the league that he was a cheap shot artist yeah yeah yeah remember that of course that all went out the window I forget about whether he's a cheap shot guy he's not good enough you don't you what are you winning with Mac Jones's quarterback but you look at this to be you got Drake May they get up to do it for the next 15 years you got Josh Allen you get up to deal with for the next eight years and God knows what Miami is going to do you got burrow you got my homes you got Stroud hopefully

53:06we'll get better at some point I mean Lamar Jackson and you want to go to battle with Mac Jones is your quarterback but you agree with me that if you're going to give up a premium first or second round pick for Mac Jones you're essentially saying this is our guy for the next four five years no way I would and there's no way you can do that no you're not you're not giving up a first or second round pick to have Mac Jones come in as you're keep the seat warm guy until you draft your quarterback of the future that's ridiculous it's ridiculous and but see the thing is his his argument had like two different sides to it he's like Mac Jones is the best available guy oh fair for what do but that being said I'm not giving up a second round pick for him right if I if if if it was all equal footing like I get collar Murray for a million dollars yeah or I get Mac Jones for a second round pick that's not that that's not the same thing get Andy Dalton for a sixth round pick I get Derek Carr for God knows what I'm not doing that hasn't anybody like confirm though like is Derek Carr shoulder okay like as remember that's what forced him into

54:08retirement right get that thing fixed I don't I don't know I would know what Derek Carr from the jets he was a member he was this close to being a jet before Aaron Rogers so it's higher I tell her Derek Carr and Carson Beck yeah works no I don't love it well all right I don't like Carson Beck Tyrod Taylor what are the quarterback can I give you Tyrod Taylor Jacobi Brisset and true all right I'll take it but here's the other thing too I'm not a thousand percent convinced that Tyrod's even going to be back okay well fine so Andy Dalton Jacobi Brisset and drew out her you said Andy Dalton what was the middle guy Jacobi Brisset yeah I'll take it I'll take a flyer yeah as much as I as much as you don't want to acknowledge it it's it's gonna be on the transition here hopefully it's not three and 14 but you know I don't think this is the year the Super Bowl it's not the other Super Bowl the thing that sucks is how many teams before free

55:14agency have even hit are looking at this going okay we're gonna stink this year unfortunately there's there's that little bit of hope of like okay if we draft well it is like you know the jets are gonna be god awful again this season speaking of like you know the tanking thing with the NBA did you see that stat that the teams with the ten worst records in the NBA right now like a lot of them tanking like unabashedly tanking right combined they're on like a 40 game losing streak that's that's that's that's like it's embarrassing is what it is Washington is so bad they're like you know we we can bring Tray young back I love how they actually I saw the other day Washington issued an update on Anthony Davis like are we really doing this and the update is after it's like we're ramping him up slowly he'll be reevaluated again in two weeks time and what do you think that it's gonna be in two three games to go it's a guess what Anthony David now Anthony Davis is not playing this season thanks for listening to that dp atro and Rothenberg podcast I'm just trying to have the best possible show that's what I'm trying to do listen live weekday mornings from six

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