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3:03before Jeff's song. Yeah, I think that he, I don't know if he either made a classic better. And I'm never going to be able to hear the classic song the same again. Yeah. Or if he ruined it for me. Oh, I can't even listen to the song because I really love the original too. Got it. You'll understand in just a second. And my god, we got such a response from, of course, our shot caller question of the day the other day where we did the marching bands. Yes. A few of you guys all commented that you want to hear more of it. So guess what? Yeah, we listened. Yeah, we did. Yeah, we got a riff around marching band style coming up and a new second date, but first comment. Yes. Well, it's going to say I know we say go to our YouTube all the time, but today really is the day to go. Because you can see riffin' around and Jeff's song where there's a special guest appearance show up in it. I love it. So go to our YouTube African Jeffrey. Yeah, good point. But for comments, we have, um, this was a text actually. I saw it because it says, hi. Since nobody wants to read my YouTube comment, Alexis, I figure I'll try to get a shout out here.

4:04OK. My nine-year-old son and I have listened to every single YouTube episode and love your merch for a cause. I've been listening since Jeffrey was just a little side character. Brooke, if you ever need a wine bestie, let me know. I love you so much. Jose, my son loves your laugh. And Alexis, well, I'm mad at you. But hi from Boise. It's so exos, Sierra. That's so great, Sierra. So I hope I'm on your good side now. OK. And we're working on getting another merch for a cause up. So ready for merch coming up in, I don't know, maybe a month or so. Oh, OK. Yeah, there's my real deep tease. Yeah, you're ready for a lot of shorts right now. People steal our stuff all the time. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Real conjecture in the morning. Our phone tabs, our second date calls, they're all over TikTok and Facebook and Instagram. Yeah. I mean, it's cool that you found us that way. Yeah. Someone tried to put my laugh over another show. Oh, interesting. And it made it better. I mean, I was like, that was a good show. I'm like, oh, listen. But hardly any of those videos were actually posted by us.

5:07No, they're never oral. And we could make ours go viral, please. Yeah, thank you. We tried for about like a week or two to go after these people that were using our content and do like cease and desists. But the trolls just laughed at us and created even more fake counts. Yeah. It was interesting. It did really honestly generate more. So yeah, it's actually wild. We just had to give up. But now I know what we should have done in hindsight. What's that? We should have got the Spice Girls lawyers. Oh, wow. I say that because a young lady from Canada named Lily Bond started her own business when she was just 13 years old, called Spice Girls Tacco Seasoning. That Spice Spelled with a Y girl spelled with a Z. So she doesn't get Z. So there's a photo of Lily with her little company. She started selling packets of her homemade seasoning with her mom all around local farmers markets. I would totally buy that. Yeah, because she's the Spice Girl, like not as in the van.

6:08Yeah, she'd make spicy tacos. Well, unfortunately for Lily, it got too popular. Uh-oh. And guess who heard about it? Oh, no. Nasty Spice. Yeah. Did lawyer Spice come after them? Yeah, that's the name of the Spice Girls lawyer. Uh-huh. Soon, the British pop stars threatened to sue the little girl if she kept up her mean entrepreneurial shenanigans. Wow. Lily tried to fight back, but could not afford the legal fees. Saying the Spice Girls were too ruthless. So eventually, she was forced to give up her dream and her company name. Oh, what is she going to do with this girl? Well, she's gotten older. Maybe she's now taco teen. Oh, that's what she's trying to think of alternatives. I'm sure that there's a music group that are called the taco team. So you don't want to get into them either. Here's the good news. She did rebrand. And because of the global publicity from her feud with the Spice Girls, she's now selling even more. Yeah, okay. Yeah, it's meant to be then.

7:09Did she should be blasting the Spice Girls music in a town? No, I don't want to. You want the bear? Maybe our digital producer has the phone number to nasty Spice lawyer. And we can get that after the shot got the cleanse of the day. But first, let's do what all the people want to hear. Some trivia, Jake. We're going to do that. Today is the national day of unplugging. Oh, unplugging. Yes, where you're encouraged to step away from your technology, power down your devices for 24 hours. Wait, but can you do it after our show, please? You know, you're supposed to reconnect with the world on a day like today. Oh, it's a nice thought. But let's be realistic. The average Joe can't even put their phone away long enough to microwave a hot pocket. No, they're listening for the timer. They're checking three different apps, two group chats, watching a video of her at Coon. Take a milkshake from a DoorDash driver. Oh, it deserves that milkshake. That's just a snapshot of Jose's Naila yesterday. But how phone-addicted are we really? You're going to have to tell me during a special scroll patrol edition of Boenty of 20.

8:12I feel like this is the PSA video they're playing in all schools right now. You'll say number one through 20. I'll give you a statistic about modern technology use. You just have to tell me if the real number is over or under. Oh, wow. We'll start with the woman who attempted to sell her online feet picks for under five bucks. But her wife I sucked, that's Alexis. And the guy's been going, no, here's 100. Three. For adults in the United States, the average time spent watching Netflix per day is two hours. Is the real number over or under? Oh, two a day is a lot. Like in a weekend, easy. I mean. Go ahead, it's a weekend or a vacation weekend. And it's only Netflix. But honestly, like one TV show episode now is like an hour. Yeah, or more. Yeah, so do you watch two episodes? I somehow think it is. Oh, we have to hire a lower, not true. Over, over, over, over, over, over two hours. If you're not, you lost me, I'm going under. I thought maybe just two.

9:12Under. Under, correct, Alexis. The average is about an hour and 10 minutes per day. But the heavy users do push that average up higher. Wow. Brooke, over to you, three is off the board. All right, give me 19. The average teenager's daily screen time on their phone is now up to five hours per day. Is the real number over or under five hours? Feels accurate. Oh, five hours. You got the screen time updates on your own self. Yeah, I mean, the problem is that they're even listening to music on your phone counts as that time. And so, like, I listen to a lot of music for my phone. Yeah. I'm going to say it's over. Over five hours? Yeah. It's correct, Brooke. The recent study found teens are now up to seven plus hours per day on their phones. Oh, we're talking screen time stats for National Day of Unplugging. And Jose, we're over to you. The ladies are two and oh, so far. I need a number from you. Four. Jose, how many times a day do you check your phone? Dude, I can't count. That's not a number, infinity symbol.

10:14Did you know the average American checks their phone? 120 times per day is the real number over or under? See, here's my thing. It's almost a tick, where if I haven't looked down and just tap my phone, look at the time, look to see if I got a text, and then untap it. It makes me feel safe, but it's the average person. Not the typical Jose with ADHD. Yeah. But the typical Jose brings the average way up. Oh, I got you there. Right, that is the normal person need to touch their phone every five minutes. I hope for society. I'm going to say under. Don't be me. Under is correct, Jose. Many studies estimate people check their phones 90 to 100 times per day on average. Yeah, imagine if we did something more useful, 90 to 100 times a day. Well, I know. That's a lot. Jeffrey, we're over to you. 90 to 100 is a lot. Three, four, and 19 are off the board. I'll do number six. The average American spends one full month per year

11:17watching TV or streaming. One full month, we're talking 24 hours every day for a month. You burn an entire month of your life watching TV is the real number over or under. I don't know how it's physically even possible to have that much. Well, no, he's saying like out of all the time you add up for the year or be a month, not that people actually sit down and watch 24 seconds. I don't need to be woman's plane. I understand that it's added over time. You just said you didn't understand. Your woman's telling me again, just because of that, I'm going to say it's far over. Jeffrey said over. And he's arrived. Wow. Thanks a lot, bro. You're tiny membrane wouldn't have been able to compute that. I know. When you added up, Americans average about two and a half months per year watching TV and streaming content. Oh, my God. And now that everyone's gotten one right, we're going to go to Alexis for the tiebreaker. Hopefully it'll save me. Alexis, if you get this right, you guys are all safe. If you get it wrong, I will get shocked.

12:19Yes, right. Alexis, teenage or spend two hours per day watching videos on platforms like YouTube or TikTok is the real number over or under. I don't even need a second to think. Over. Shoot. All right, bro, would you please woman's plane to Jeffrey that I lost today's edition of Polenty of Twenties? Jeffrey, that means Jake is going to get shocked. I get it, bro. God. I just want to make on. I'm not even going to explain how it works because I know Jake is a man and gets it. It's going to be singing the hotline bling by Drake. You used to call me on my cell phone. Lane, I when you need my love. Yes, calm me on my cell phone. Ryan, I when you need my love, I'm just anticipating it. Okay. I know in that hotline, but yeah. Okay. You're just looking in the eyes before you shocked. You like it. It's your shot, call a question of the day. Today we got your phone tab coming up in just a few minutes.

13:20Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We do a lot of relationships stuff on the show. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and this just came across my desk this morning. The top five female names that cheat the most. Oh my God. Any guesses of a name that you think is on there, Alexis, you can go first. Oh, I don't know. Barb. I got one. Wait, that's her bomb name. Barb is not on the list. I'm sorry. Alexis, Brooke, what do you think? Jennifer. Jennifer didn't make the top five. Okay, just because. It's only one guess. What do you think? Can I say my ex's name? I shouldn't. It's not on the list. Okay. I know the name. It's not on the list. Let's just go with Sarah. Sarah did not make the top five. We'll start with number five, Elizabeth, or Liz, 12% say that they've cheated at some point before. Number four, Nicole. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. You think Nicole's that so strong? Absolutely.

14:20Got your mom's name? No, it's not. Oh, okay. With your dating on Nicole right now, wait till she falls asleep and make sure to check her phone because 20% admit to having cheated at some point in there. What is five, Nicole? It gets worse because number three is Melissa. Oh, Melissa. What are you doing? One of my best friends in middle school was named Melissa. I bet she had another best friend. I know. I'm finding out. I probably shouldn't have trusted her. Number two, Stephanie. Oh. Stephanie is a shady, sorry, Steph. It's got Fanny in the name. Stephanie's also kind of like party girl. I feel like. Absolutely. Almost 40% of Stephanie's say at some point they've been off at some off campus kid party and thought, ooh, that guy's cute and that corner's dark. Hey, our friend Stephanie and sales were on to you. Yeah. We're listening and I know you are. And the number one most common name for cheaters as far as females go, look out if you're dating an Emily. Oh, surprise it. That would not be my guess.

15:21Is that because they're so unassuming? I don't know. Emily. They lead the league in infidelity at 44%. Yay. So if you're dating one or if you are one of those names, stop it. Stop doing that. Yeah. But laser stories is coming up right after this. It's the radio segment that's launching a new cosmetic procedure called guac amol. Wait a minute. That dies skin growth on your face, a bright avocado green. So now you can tell your hot date, oh, that's not a pimple, it's my lunch from an hour ago. Yeah. That is so gross. They'll never know guac your mollies today with laser stories. The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser that the green beans just don't. This first laser story is out of the United Kingdom.

16:22The other night police stopped a vehicle when they noticed that it had a defective brake light. They also said it caught their attention due to poor driving. Uh oh. Alexis was not in the UK. You guys can't say I was sad, but sometimes you're rolling her out for this one, because while they were speaking to the driver, they thought something was off. So they conducted a drug test and guess what? The guy failed, but here's the kicker. There was another person in the car with him, his driving instructor. This one, both officers realized the 26 year old man behind the wheel was actually in the middle of taking his driving test. Oh. Oh. Oh. He got arrested. That's amazing. He wasn't fully licensed. That was problem number one. Okay. The other issue was the instructor didn't seem to have an answer if he was a willing participant in the impromptu drug party.

17:23Oh. Oh. Oh. That's how you get your instructor. That's how you get your instructor to pass you when you're not very good. Both of them were arrested, and the driving test was terminated. Both were arrested. Afterwards, the young man's mother, back at the test center, was shocked to see a police officer, which led to a very awkward conversation, and she was told to go meet her son downtown and know he won't be driving himself there. He was 26 years old, and his mom took him to his driving test. Brooke. He had not the worst part of the story. He had to get there somehow. Yes. Yes. It gets better, man. Let's go to your next list, story, out of the friendly sky. I love it here. Airlines are always looking for ways to save money. And Southwest is testing a new method that's raising some eyebrows. Their new plan is to only clean premium seats between flights. That's actually got a spark. What are you talking about?

18:24The flight attendants union said they received a memo from the airline about the, quote, experiment they're doing with cleaners coming on board and cleaning just a small portion of the plane. Okay. No, I was going to be sweeping off goldfish crackers. Only if you're in the good seat. Oh, yeah, never mind. I was in there. So if you're not willing to pay a little extra, you're not just getting legroom. You're getting the dirty tissues in the back seat pocket too. Wow. Wow. That's a worse thing when you open that pocket, you're like, oh, god. Come on. Upon closer examination, it turns out Southwest generally hasn't had cleaners come on planes between flights at all. That actually I fly Southwest, you know, enough to know that that checks out. Yeah. And they rely on flight attendants to tidy the cabin and pick a visible trash. That way they can turn the planes quicker and spend less time on the ground. So they have to make rap parodies to do over the PA and clean up the plane on Southwest. That's a lot of work for them. But still, the union is encouraging Southwest to clean all of their seats, not just the ones

19:25that people pay extra for. Yeah. In a statement, they're likening it to the upper class on the Titanic. What? Where you can have cigars and sit brandy up there while the passengers below deck don't get their seats clean. It's going to say any sort of transportation union shouldn't use any sort of Titanic reference. Yes. Yes. Yeah. This next laser story is out of fast food frenzy. Taco Bell just dropped a new addition to their menu and it does not have meat or cheese. What? Repeat. No meat or cheese on the new Taco Bell menu. What the heck is a vegan? Instead, they're dropping a new version of empanadas that are filled with chocolate fudge and caramel. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh my god. Those looking amazing. You just pass the pictures around. And they're appropriately named the new chocolate fudge and caramel empanadas. Wow. I'm showing the pictures of the host right now. Brooke, what do you think of it? Just look at it. I just want to eat it. Honestly, it looks like little hand pies that are just oozing with goodness.

20:28So good. The caramel ones apparently salted caramel and the other is a chocolate shell filled with warm chocolate liquid. How many comments are we going to get on how we all say caramel differently? Yeah. I think ramels. Yeah. What do you guys say? One person on Instagram commented saying this is exactly what I need in my life. Deep fried fudge. Yeah. Who are you eating there? Because you got the munchies. And it's nice because I have one kid who's more of a caramel lover and the other is a chocolate lover. Oh. Oh. I get it to satisfy both of them. And then you just eat one of each. Yeah. And who wants to live to 40 in this modern climate anyway? Seriously. Eight men. Yeah. Down the hatch. They're coming out soon and you'll be able to order the pair for only $2.99. Wow. That means they're not real. It's like plastic. No, it's fine. It'd be delicious. Yeah. Cheaper means better. Yeah. You know that. Let's go to your final laser story out of Tech Trends, USA. If you're worried about being filmed without realizing it, looking at you, Karen, you're probably

21:31going to want to know about this because there's a new app that alerts you if somebody nearby is wearing smart glasses. Oh, yeah. Can't you just tell? Then there's only one person right now. They always look like a tech nerd. Yeah, they're just like the black. I call the guy out in the bar the other day for it. Really? Yeah. He was like, I need them. I'm like, for what? He's like, watch. I can look up a fact. And I'm like, great. I don't care about your World War II facts, man. It's so rich having Brooke with her glasses bullies somebody else with their glasses. Dude, these aren't filming anybody. Okay. Take them off, nerd. Be the fuzziest film ever. Take it off. You're gonna laugh it. Thank you. Yeah. If you didn't know, Google Glass may have failed a decade ago. But smart glasses overall are making a major comeback. Yeah. Actually, I think I'm gonna buy a pair. And the new ones feature video recording cameras. Yeah. But they often look pretty indistinguishable from regular eyewear. So the app nearby glasses, that's what it's called, supposedly clues you in.

22:31And it constantly scans for signals that emit from Bluetooth-enabled devices, such as wearable tech by Meta and Snap. That's good. And they created it because smart glasses are gonna be increasingly controversial, as they become more and more common. Yeah, you're never gonna trust anybody wearing glasses anymore. This is bad for me. Yeah. You know? The app's developer calls them, quote, an intolerable intrusion and consent neglecting. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. When you're holding up a phone, it's obvious that you're filming or taking a picture. Yeah. You believe you have to tell people, hey, just so you know, I'm filming with my glasses. It's like when people would cover up the cameras above their computer screens, with like a piece of tape, now you're gonna have to do that over your eyes. I get it. Others have sort of a different opinion on it. In fact, right now you can subscribe to this guy's only fans to see him wear the smart glasses as he peruses the shoe aisle at Macy's. First person perspective. Yeah, yeah. It's a good time. That's how it means laser stories has come to an end for the day.

23:32We'll do it again. Same time. I'm Monday. You know, you might think that a group of people who've worked in the radio industry on a station that plays music daily would actually be familiar with some of it. Haha. Oh, you'd be wrong. Yeah, I'm just comedian. Yeah, we turn it down and talk to each other. That's right. You think we're smart and knowledgeable about stuff? No. No one thought that. Yeah, we're about to prove how unsmart and knowledgeless we truly are. God, you could name any segment right now. What's happening? That's true. Because we're playing a brand new edition of riffing around. Oh, yeah. And if you've ever heard it before, there's going to be a new twist to it this time. Will it be easier or somehow even more difficult for my co-host to identify some of the most popular music ever? And spoiler alert, you're probably better than all of us at this game. Guarantee. You're going to find out when we play coming up right after this. John, we can't put off renovating anymore. Reaching is tiny. The basement's unfinished.

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27:33Just a few days ago, doing hit songs played by marching bands. And it turned out to not be a total train wreck. So we decided to do it here for a marching band version of Riffin' around. We'll play it, you name it. We're going to start off with a young lady who's a self-professed tuba groupie. Or, Tupi, for sure. Yes, it was a tell people. Name this marching tune. Oh, it's the track song. I can't agree. Yeah, that's... I need the specific name of this song. She put it out of all style. Oh, it's the song. That's right. That's one point for Alexis Jose. You're going to get a point. If you can name this soundtrack from a very famous movie played marching band style. Oh, there we go.

28:35Oh, you're on. He's shouting M-I-B. Definitely was not a huge hint in the beginning. I thought that was a M-I-T for bands. Yeah, the M-I-T marching band. I couldn't understand what they were shouting. Men in Black by Will Smith from the Men in Black movie. Now we're on to Brooke. Fun. I know normally Brooke, you'd be bullying band geeks before you forced them to make out with you. Oh, yeah. So you should definitely recognize this tune. Come on, Brooke. This is the moment you should know it. Brooke, breathe in. What is it, Brooke? Give me the dance. Is that air? It's air. It's air. It's air. It's air. It's air. It's air. It's air. It's air. It's air. It's air. It's air. It's air. Thank you, Will. Well. Thank you, Will. It's not it, Alexis. I thought they were yelling Dream on? Dream. Wow.

29:35Nexus stealing an era transmission. I don't know who I am today. We are onto the second round. The score is Alexis 2. Jose won Brooke zero. Oh-oh. And we're gonna do another movie here for Alexis. Ooh-know-hoo- Hola. You don't have to know the name of the song this time, just the title of this famous animated film performed in drum line fashion. What is it? Oh, it's incredible. The incredible. Alexis, you're on fire right now. That's incredible. Thank you. That is the theme from Incredibles by Pixar. Jose, to earn a point this time, you must answer as your phone tap character, Vito. Ooh. Hey, okay. I can do that over here. So Vito, please name this marching band hit. Okay. You want to be an old school with the music this time? Well, I'll just recognize this and I'm old school.

30:35You're the oldest. Oh, I remember this song. Yeah, my grandma used to make meatballs. Why we would think ain't no mountain high enough over there. Yeah. Hey, Vito, that was a load. Hey, hey, yeah. That's also some art of Vito. That's actually just the voice of Jeff's manhood. Yeah, okay. And Brooke, you're so cool. You have the point, you're just lost. Well done. But I couldn't resist. I'm proud. But Brooke, you do have a chance to win it back. If you can name this one word hit. Don't shake your hips like that, please. It's no. No. Lola is a no. Alexis, you have the first chance to steal. I know it. Havana. Copa, Copa, Copa. Copa, Copa. Her name was Lola. She was at the Copa, Copa. Yeah. Easy. Brooke, you knew too much about it.

31:36And we're onto the third and final round. Let's recap the score. It's tied. Three to three with Hosea and Alexis. I'll go with a big fat zero. But not negative. The second half in a round is on to our final round. The drums are going to hit harder than Brooke's mid-morning martinis. Alexis, tell me the name of this song. What does he say at the main part? John Mann? John Mann. John Mann. Oh, the Williams yet. I don't know where he comes up with it. I'm seeing this song in my head. That's the Jumman. The Jumman. The Jumman. It would be Jumman's Christian. I don't know. He said they're Jumman. You did get a point there. Alexis, you take the lead. Hosea, I need to answer this one as your German character, Hans.

32:37Who definitely blitzed out with his schnitz out to this iconic Jan. Name it. I kind of know it. It's building. Where is it? Brooke, stop dancing like that. I'm going to take it away. Too much hand motion. Yeah. What is it? Here it is. If you don't get it, I cannot count in German, but it is your final countdown. That's right. The final countdown by Europe. That means Hosea has tied it up. Brooke has no chance of a comeback, so Brooke, you're out and we're going to move right on to a rapid fire, tie break around between Hosea and Alexis. Oh, no! First person to say it gets the final point, name the title. Oh, oh! What is it, da da da da da da! Oh boy! Okay, can we turn that book over? I thought they should have continued with Sasha M Navid.

33:39Oh, I don't know! Oh my god, take on me. And the winner of Riffin' Around Marching Band Edition is Jose Bolanios and Regulations. I didn't go to college for this. You didn't. I saw so. But you do get to hold the Brook and Jeffrey Spirit Stick as our official winner. Is it under the table? I'll show you later. I'm going down there. Tune in next week when we do Riffin' Around finger snaps only edition. I'm Jeff. Hi, diddle me, me, debo, phone taps coming up right after this. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning and the other day we got an email from a listener who said she is engaged. And before they're wedding, they agreed to get couples counseling, not to resolve like any major issues in the relationship, just to work on good communication, leading up to the moment. And who better to help them with that than the dynamic duo of Joseph and Carol Benson? That's right.

34:40They've done a prank call before on the show and it's time to bring them back for a brand new phone tap right now. Brook and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. Hello. Hi, this is Joseph Benson from Dynamic Duo Counseling. Is this Andrew W. Yes, it is. Hi, Andrew. I'm also joined on the call by my fabulous and extremely flexible wife, Carol. Oh, it'll make me blind. Where partners in life and in business, right, honeybuns? Well, that's right, Pookeypants. Hi, Andrew. Hey, what is this about? Good question. Yeah, let's just dive right in, shall we? Yes, I have in my notes that you and your fiancé, Erica, are going to be marrying soon. Oh, that's exciting. Wow. Yeah, and June. Yeah. Oh. And apparently she thought it was a good idea if you two both took some couples counseling

35:42classes together. Yeah. Is that what this is? Ding, ding, ding, Andrew. You have found the right place, okay? He is curious and I like it. We should tell him our slogan. Oh, let's do that. Fix the fight, sleep good tonight. Oh. Okay. Yeah. That's nice. I'm sure. We don't fight. You just wanted to make sure that we had better communication before getting married. Oh, perfect. Because we have another slogan, right, teddy bear? We sure do. Sugar lumps. It's no more bicker. Make a love. Quicker. But not too fast. Wow. You guys are talented. I mean, you guys could say things at the exact same time. No, that's right. Yeah, it's not even rehearsed. We're just so connected on like a soul level. Oh, my gosh. My soul is his soul. No, my soul is your soul, sweet ones. Oh, what? Andrew, would you like to hear our souls make love over the phone?

36:46I'd really rather not. Sometimes we can't even stop them. Our souls just want to intermesh. Right. Subscribe to our Patreon and you can watch our souls do their thing. No, that's very uncomfortable. Oh, I don't know what any of this means. Listen, I know it's definitely different to be counseled by a duo of couples' counselors, but we're just unique. That's right. We're innovative groundbreakers in the counseling industry. I'll let you break my ground. Oh, honey. What the hell? The call is over. Can we just have the regular ground unbroken? There is an option for... Oh, I feel it's shaking. Uh-oh. Unstable. Listen, Andrew, we're going to get you and your fiance to the point me and my sugar loaf are at. Wouldn't that be nice? Yeah, but we don't need to be sugar loaf. We're plenty good with the regular loaf. You prefer a sticky bun, huh? All right. You know, can we just stay away from all pastries?

37:46Speaking our love language, that's all. That's right, honey. Uh, right. Some people's love language is quality time or words of affirmation. Yeah, but ours are baked good euphemisms. Isn't that right, my little sassy scones? That's right, dough daddy. This isn't really what I thought it was going to be. You know, the whole nicknames and the talking at the same time and the snuggle bugs and all this stuff. What is? Yes, my little blueberry muffin top. Tone's not changing. I'm hearing that. Let's give him something. Okay. Use your words. Not angry birds. I bet that did it. Yeah, I don't understand how Erica thought this would be productive or beneficial for us. He's still not getting it. Okay, let's give him one last one. Maybe we'll really get through to him. Oh, no, no, please don't. Don't feel small. It's a prank call. Yeah, it's a joke on the radio.

38:54We're not couples counts. We're brooking Jeffrey from the radio. Your fiancee Erica sent you up. I was like, what did she sign a sub for? It wouldn't be the first time. Oh, wait, is she listening? Just kidding, honey. Sounds like you're having your own little duo conversation with yourself. I can actually see why your fiancee thought maybe better communication would be good for you guys. Definitely. Yeah, well, maybe not that much communication. Oh, I'm sounding like an angry bird again. Use your words. Not angry birds. Oh, I like that other one. What was the big love quicker? That was pretty good. Okay, you perv. Sooking Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. Brooking Jeffrey in the morning. When you have a crush, there's certain things that you do not want them to see right away. Oh, yeah. Like your awkward middle school photos. Oh, no.

39:54Or your inability to parallel part. Or that Christmas card with your secret family. Definitely don't let them see that. That's a third date stuff. One of our listeners says she was mortified when her date accidentally saw something that was never intended for his eyes. Oh, no. She's already apologized multiple times for it, but still needs our help. We're going to try in your brand new second date update right after this. John, I'm putting my foot down. We can't put off renovating this house any longer. Our kitchen is so small, we need to finish the basement for the kids and don't even get me started on the bathrooms. Honey, renovating is so expensive. We can't do all those projects. With Renify, we can. What's Renify? Renify loans are a new type of home equity loan only for homeowners during renovations. We can get up to $750,000 and keep our existing loan mortgage rate locked in. With Renify, we can do everything on our renovation list and we don't have to refinance. That's right. Renify loans are the only home equity loan that use the after renovation value.

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42:55Hey, there. It's Ryan Seacrest for Safeway. Are you looking for a refresh this spring? Make sure you take some time for self care with savings on all your favorite hair care essentials. Now, through March 31st, shop in store or online for participating hair care items from Pantene, head and shoulders, Aussie, and old spice and earn four times points. Points can be redeemed later for discounts on groceries or gas. Offer ends March 31st. Restrictions apply. Promotions may vary. Visit Safeway.com for more details. Broken Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. What would you say is a brave or courageous first date? Skydiving? Oh, my gosh. I was going to say eating one of those lobster boil things. It's just so messy. You have a sucky in and stuff. Oh, you're right. Oh, god. I mean, that's sloppy. I don't know if that's necessarily courageous. It's brave. Yeah. I was thinking more whitewater rafting. Listening to Broken Jeffrey podcast on a Bluetooth speaker in the middle of a whole

43:55Foods. Wow, you're a roller coaster. That takes bravery. Why the whole thing? Well, I only asked because one of our listeners says she convinced a guy to do something extremely brave for their first date activity. Okay. And she's requested our help today. Let's welcome Amy, the brave maker to the show. Hey, Amy. How you doing? Hey, guys. I'm doing good. Okay. All right. It sounds like you already had the courage to do this. Oh, yeah. I do it all the time. You do it all the time. All right. We'll get to the brave activity that you forced this guy to do. But let's learn about him. Who is he and how do you meet him? He's so his name is Emmett. And I met him through dating app. And so in my profile, I list that I love doing cold plunges. Oh, I've heard of the plunges. You're like dipping ice water, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you like to do it as like a health center? Or are you going out into the wild and finding some cold water to get into? I actually have like a cold plunged tub in my back deck.

44:57Cool. You're like Joe Rogan. Oh, yeah. Yeah. What a great comparison. Yeah. Amy's just like Joe Rogan, guys. Come on. Look at her. You're like a Pilates studio. How about that? How flattering. So that was your first date activity. How did that come up? Yeah. So that's kind of how he approached me messaging me. He was like, I don't think I have the cajonays to do a cold plunge like on a first date. Oh, you're like challenge accepted. Yeah. I was like, it kind of sparked a flirty conversation. And I was like, I do it all the time. You get used to it. And he would be totally fine. See, this is kind of cute because even someone like me who would never do this. Like if a girl was like, I challenge you like for our date, I would do it. Yeah. Into bond and like get on your comfort zone. Exactly. And it was just like, it was really friendly competition kind of pushing back and forth. And he was like, oh, that's more of a second or third date thing. That's funny. That's funny. So wait, did you invite him over to your house then since you have, I don't know, a bucket at your house filled with eyes.

45:58I don't know what you got. That's exactly what it is. And then I totally convinced him to do it after a little bit of light pushing. I'm sorry. So the greatest part of this is you inviting a guy from a dating app straight to your house. Tell him to bring us rings. Yeah. Well, you know, I do the girl thing. I tell people I, you know what I mean? Yeah, for good. Yeah. You make him very aware that there are cameras on site and anything that happens will be recorded. I've already pressed 911. I have one more pageant and I will call the police on you. So you be chill. Okay. So you convinced him to do it. Yeah. Yeah. He came over, you know, I got us some liquid courage. And I did it first to show him, like, not full of it. I'm not a baby. I can totally do it. Yeah. You know, my money, where my mouth is. No, he has to. And then, yeah, then he went for it. Wow. Man, how did it go? I was really impressed. I mean, when he got in, he totally screamed. I screamed. I think I've ever heard. But he totally did it. You know, we dried off, laughed about it. Just like, grabbed my portable heater and watched movie.

46:59It was, it was a really nice date. It sounds actually pretty romantic. Yeah. It was really great. It was really up there for top dates. And like, after a bit, we just like hugged and he left. And I felt really great about it. And then I did something kind of stupid. Uh-oh. Yeah. Like, after he left, I thought it went really well. So I was like, oh, well, I'm going to send a picture to my friends because I think this might go somewhere. Okay. He's pre-approved. Like, not a, yeah. Not a sneaky picture that you took. A picture that you grabbed from his dating profile. Oh, yeah. From his profile pic. Okay. That's a picture of the guy straight out of the cold plunge. Yes. That's not going to be an impressive picture of the lady. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Wait. Yeah. What did the message say? Oh my gosh. It wasn't that. I was just like, look at this cutie. I got him to go in the cold plunge. And I followed up. I was like, hey, I'm so sorry. I was trying to send to my friends because you're so cute.

47:59And she said cutie. That is crazy. It's something a picture of. Don't you think you'd be flattered? I mean, yeah, I guess. She's showing you off already. She's excited about you as long as he's into her equally. You know, if he wasn't in her and then that happens, I feel like it's a turn off. That's a good point. I mean, how did he respond to it? I thought he wasn't in me, but then I got like no response from him. And even the next day I wrote, I'm really sorry. Would you forgive me? It was just, it was a mistake. Yes. And then I still didn't get an answer. Wow. I mean, he puts up on social media. Yeah. I'm not like he was hiding that picture. And it's like you were saying anything explicit or... The cute Kelsey. Yeah. I mean, you guys had just joked so much prior to that. It seems like he could have laughed it off. Yeah. Or you've come off as a totally superficial person that only cares for him about his cute looks. Jeff. Yeah. So I'm gonna have a cold punch. Yeah. No way he was looking good. And what I don't get is like forcing into the date. I thought we really hit it off. It felt like we were gonna have a second date.

49:00It just, it felt really good. And I'm usually not like delusional about these things. That's like why you were sending it to your friends. Like I said, he's like pretty approved. Now you got to show him off to everybody. Hey, what do you think of him? Yeah. Well, we'll see how delusional you really are or orange when we come back. That's really fun. Yeah. We'll give you the full delulu test when we do your second date update and call Emmett right after this. Broken Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. Ooh, talk about an awkward ending. Broken Jeffrey in the morning. Because our listener, Amy, had a solid first date with a guy that she liked named Emmett. In fact, I went so well. They were already planning their next hangout when Amy, quote, and these are her words, screwed it all up. Because she meant to send Emmett's profile pic to some of her girlfriends trying to show him off a little bit, but instead sent it straight to him. Probably with a bunch of hard eyes and pickle emojis underneath. Because I know how you ladies do.

50:01Pickle, huh? So immediately. Like the bumps on it? Yeah, Jeff. I know. I've seen Brooks text. What the heck? They are weird. So immediately, she sent him an apology and explained what happened, got no response. And now her fate lies in our supple hands. Amy, would you prefer to go by the name Shamie for the next few minutes? Because I do feel the shame for you. Oh, man. We're just joking. I mean, I think it's an innocent mistake. We've all done something really stupid like that before. Like for him to not understand it and not respond. Like that kind of sucks. Yeah. But you also understand that it is a little bit creepy to be sent photos of yourself. Yeah, that's how it is. You don't think all girls do that then you're stupid. I know. I'm so excited when I get a text from my girlfriend after they go out with somebody. But I think that's the thing. We all know everybody does it. But to see it happen, it's like kind of jarring. Yeah, it could freak you out. So it should be flattering. That's just how we have to paint it. Okay.

51:01Broke you tell him that. I will. You should be flattered. You should be. Okay. We're going to see if even answers the phone and I'm going to dial his number right now. Let's do it. You ready, Amy? I'm ready. Okay. Here we go. Hello. Hey, is this Emmett? Yeah, this is Emmett. Hey, Matt, this is a radio show called broken Jeffrey in the morning. What's up, Emmett? The show's over, man. How you doing? What's going on? Hey, it's like a fun love and guys calling our fans. Not much, bro. We're not. Yeah, no, you know, we're kidding. By the way, this is part of a segment that we're doing. It's called the second date update. We do have a reason for calling you. The only date I've gone on here recently would be a lady named Amy. Is that you're calling about? Oh, wow. Wow. Wow. You're helping us here. A lady. Yeah.

52:01Sounds like you were hot for her. What a coincidence. That is funny because Amy is the person who reached out to us wanting to get a hold of you. Okay. Because according to her, you have not been really talking to her at all since your date. That would be correct. Yes. Is there a reason? Because Amy thinks there might be a reason. I'd be curious to know what that reason is. Oh, what she thinks. Well, I feel like it should be obvious. Yeah, she told us that after the date, she was happy with how things went. And excited. Very excited and wanted to show a photo of you to some of her girlfriends. And I, she sent me my own picture. Yeah. So she thinks maybe that where did you out and scared you away? It was a little strange. I mean, not sure how much she told you, but the picture was like altered. No, she got it from her socials. Yeah. Like screen-shotted it off your page. Off your dating app.

53:01Right. I mean, I know the picture she got it from, but it looked weird. It was like different. Wait. Do you have an Android? Is this an iPhone to Android? Probably. It's like a green bubble behind it. I didn't understand. It's all green. That's a video. It's really funny. Is that it? No, it wasn't that. I compared the two pictures. It made me look like 20 pounds lighter. What? Oh. Wait, I thought you were going to say like she put a cool filter on it. Yeah. Like she made you skinny? Yeah, I looked a lot skinny. I mean, my chin has never looked so narrow in my life. Hey. Look at you, strong chin. Oh. That has to be some mistake. Like why would... Yeah. Why would your photoshoot... Or whatever she did. I'm with you. It's weird. What are you thinking? I don't know. Maybe she'd AI'd the thing or something, ran it through some kind of filter or something? Oh, my God. Yeah. Why would she do that, though? Maybe she wanted to make him look hotter for her friends.

54:02But she's not a superficial person, Brooke. Maybe. I mean, there are some friend groups that get weird with each other and competitive. Yeah. I mean, I can understand how that would make you feel weird. Yeah. I mean, I'm not like an ogre or something. Totally. That's like so insulting. I would be really insulted. Yeah. But you know what would make you probably feel really weird? Is if I told you that Amy was like secretly listening in on this phone call just so she could hear your explanation for avoiding her. That would be weird, right? If you want to talk to her. Because that is kind of what's happening. Oh. She's listening to this? Yeah, that's how it works. Okay. Well, I want to know what's up. Why is she enhancing me? What's going on here? I'm telling you, she's listening right now. And you can ask her that. Amy. Are you there? Yeah. Yeah. What is going on? I mean, look, I feel like everybody can use a little help looking better. The filters are there. I just kind of wanted to show what your potential could be. Oh. It was not, hey, it's not 20 pounds.

55:04It was like 10 to 15 max. Oh. Oh, okay. You're overreacting. I'm overreacting in the additional pan that you gave my skin. Oh, he was tan. That's kind of nice. Oh, yeah. It's just a tan. I mean, it's just a tan. It's just a tan. I mean, it's just a tan. It's not like I changed your nose or anything. I didn't do anything like crazy perm. It's nothing that you couldn't do if you worked out more, put in a little bit more effort. Oh. Oh, my God. Look, what's going to try to defend you and say, like, maybe this is something that you think is normal because you do it to your own pictures. Oh, doesn't everybody? I put like your Zoom filter on when you're on. You know what I mean? I was like, what are you saying that you're against self-improvement? That you don't want, you don't think people could get any better than they actually are? Self-improvement is something that you do to improve yourself. Not something you do to improve someone else, whether they like it or not. But sometimes you need to be shoved into self-improvement. I mean, it was all tiny. It was like the skin.

56:04It was a minimal amount of weight loss. And just like a slight whitening of the teeth. And it was it. Oh, the teeth whitening. She whitened my freaking teeth. Oh. Well, I mean, just a little bit. I mean, your teeth are really straight. So it's not like I had to do a bunch of stuff. I mean, other than that, your teeth are perfect. Other than that. That is not the compliment you think it is, Amy. I mean, I'm just trying to be honest. I mean, and all these improvements are so much cheaper when you do them on Photoshop and not in real life. I think so true. Amy, were you attracted to him or were you actually hoping that these changes would happen if you started dating him? And was definitely attracted to him. But I do a lot to take care of myself, hence cold plunge. And yeah, I would hope that somebody would take care of themselves the way that I did if I were in a relationship with them. Yeah. Yeah, it's always good to start something where you just totally want to change the other person. Amy, do you feel loved right now? I don't know what's your thing right now. This is the weirdest thing ever. Listen, Amy is taking a big risk here.

57:06She didn't have to say that she whitened your teeth, but she sees the potential in you. In your teeth. That should be inspiring. She didn't have to confess though. She sent me the picture. Right. Amy, you deserve someone who likes you for you. Crickets from the room. Okay, so look, I believe that any woman who goes through that much trouble. What? I'm guessing it took at least an hour and a half to Photoshop and AI all the bad stuff out of your phone. Yeah. And she did that for you. Yeah. And that level of dedication deserves a second chance if you ask me. If you say yes, we will pay for another date with it. I don't know. I would be embarrassed to ever be seen in front of her friends. They're going to be like, this is the looking. Like this guy. Yeah. But if you put in a work, then you won't have to be in there. Why are you inviting this man to run into all these red flags? Because the photo sounds really hot. Yeah. I don't think about that though. Her friends are going to have an image of you in their head. Right. It's going to be like shallow howl, but in real life.

58:07Look, Emmett, if you say no, at least hey, now you have a better dating picture profile. You can lure more women in. Do not count people with that. It's him. Just the better version. Like a free-head shot, I guess. Wow. You spin it that way. It's up to you, man. You want to see Amy one more time? We'll pay. If it makes you feel better, then like the original photo. To my friend. I include him in the group chat. Why do I not believe you? No, I mean, like I'll have him with me when I do it. Like I swear I wasn't trying to make him feel bad. That photo was not for him. I just don't let him see the responses from your friends. Because I have a feeling they're not going to be very nice. Well, we still need to hear from Emmett. Is it a yes or no? We're going to be like, yes or no? We're gripply. I'm going to see. Yes. Yes. Emmett. I don't think they have a lot of matches right now on my algorithms. Oh. Oh. This is true love. I feel like this is the rock bottom, Jeff. So I know he did the cold flinch for a state.

59:09And I think second date getting salon. Oh my god. Oh my god. You're speaking Alexis is leveling. Oh my god. Third date, dental office. Oh. Yeah. This is true. It's real looking Jeffrey in the morning. Man, you try to show someone their true potential and you get blasted for it. Dude, I don't think we were hard enough. I mean, that's so messed up. It is messed up, like in the weirdest way trying to find the light in it. She was like, this is what you could be. I want to inspire potential. Dude, if a guy said a photo of me to his buddies that were I was skinnier and hotter with bigger boobs, I would be so pissed. You know what now that you say that you're right. You say that you're right in the doubles. There's no way. I've seen pictures of your mom though, Brooks. I feel I'm just saying Amy never told us that she was going to do that. So I think the whole room was Absolutely surprised. But I did have some conversations with her and told her that she could do our Photos on our website. Oh, I think we could all improve. So head over to our podcast. You might see an

1:00:13updated photo already with our skin a little bit Tanner teeth a little bit wider. Oh my gosh, please don't make ash in any skin here. It would be a piece of paper. It looks like I'm finally doing Botox. I go find it. Subscribe to our podcast at Broken Jeffrey. Broken Jeffrey in the morning. I made a decision this year. I am done being the side character in my own life. Why would you not be the main character in your own life? Exactly, Brooke. No more of that. I don't get it. No more whatever you guys want to do. I'm fine with it. No more Brooke picks out my lunch and pays for it. Now I'm going to pick out my own lunch and have her pay for it. Why do I still pay for it? What I'm saying is I just realized it's all about MCE. What's that? Main character energy. Okay, bring it Jeffrey. I am bringing that MCE for a brand new SOW song of the week. And this main character is going to do what I want to do. Oh wow. And that's warm up a Biscotti in the microwave for 10 maybe even 15

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1:04:20and all those CEOs going back and forth. No, none are as big as the pizza wars now. I'm talking about pizza hut, dominoes, Papa John's and little Caesars. Even though fast food sales in general are slumping nationwide, somehow pizza keeps on growing. It's so good. Dominoes just reported they made $1.54 billion in revenue last year. I'm struggling for a while, members. Yeah, and that's beef, billy goats, billy eggs. They somehow still need to raise their prices. Yeah, totally. Well, the other guys, they're not doing too bad either. They opened about 700 new locations around the world in 2025 alone. Oh, makes out. Pizza is like the cheapest thing to make. Well, Starbucks is like shutting down all their locations and these guys are growing. Pizza's thriving and how are they doing it? By being innovators. They've got double XL New York style pizzas, hot

1:05:23honey nacho stuffed crust pizzas, jalapeno pizza, popper party specks and meal deals for literally every hour of the day. Do you want a 2 a.m. Cinnamon twist pizza with extra ravioli for $3 off? Done. They've got a deal for that. Okay. And it makes it kind of hard as a true pizza lover to pick which one do I order from? You're also good with so many options. I don't know. So that's why I knew I had to sing a song in honor of the ongoing and ever growing pizza wars in America. Oh, man. This is going to make me hungry. Yeah, by the way, I want to hear instead of doing the all-time classic by queen. Another one bites the dust. Wow. It's young Jeffries. Another one stuffs the crust. I'll never sing the song again. You know what? I hear you brook that this might make you hungry. So just to make sure that my in-studio co-host audience is 100% focused. I got you guys pizza.

1:06:25Diamond knows this here. It's real. Let's give him a tap here. Thank you. Can we do the song later, Jeff? I'm hungry. This is the most excited you guys have ever been about a song in the week before. I'm still going to sing. So you guys want to pay attention or not? That's fine. This is so good. So I'm going to point when I'm ready. Here we go. Point. In a world where pizza deals keep getting bigger. Toppings keep getting wilder. And no promotion is too outrageous. This summer, four chains battle for total pizza domination. But so are the dominoes. Hot and ready. Hey, for a pie to the lips. Little seasons got the one that I need.

1:07:29I like my ladies like my brand skicks. Hot and kind of crazy. Yeah. Another one bites the crust. At the Pentagon after dusk. And another deals on mini cinema a mix of match seven bucks. Yeah. Hey, they'll let you choose any two. I'm falling in pizza. Hi, can I order the triple dagger ultimate super pizza apocalypse infinite feast box. I've got a five dollar you want. Why do you think I'm at this Papa John's eating tops. I've got like sauce. I ate all the boneless wings that they had and licked inside of the box. A cousin hundred four wheel of food on a pole symbol like it of cheese. Deliver them like in a Pixar play. A little piece of Wally. Cheetah. Another one stops the crust. Cause they fill it in random junk like a little hot dogs and mac and cheese balls. Let's sprinkle up Cheetah dust. Yeah. Hey, you probably want weird too in Papa John's stuff.

1:08:34Yeah, also can I get the early bird avalanche ranch double heart stuff or cheese and eight or both for one. But could I get it with double meatballs and an extra easy breezy cheesy sauce. Oh, Cezars. Got the crazy puffs. I'm double chip fans. Hello, I would like to send my girlfriend a Valentine's day heart-shaped pepperoni passion pizza. Can you spell her name in pepperonis and put a note that says you're the marinara to my macho. And when I get home, I want to dunk my bread sticks with you all night long. Can you read that back to me? A pizza hot deal for lunch. Papa D is born midday lunch. Do dinner with the Cezars crunch. You have to dominoe Sunday brunch. Wait, is that a pizza hot pepperoni pool float with a built in heated pizza pouch? Get that. About a case of the perfume brand. So I can smell like a cow's owner.

1:09:35I've been merchant like a merchant on the pizza glasses and pizza cocks pillows. Yeah, they got your booze. Humming dominoes, twos, Papa John's got chakaronis. But I want to know which pizza wins when Ninja Turtles hungry for cheese. Got a pillow, bum, your dues. Another one bites the corsa. I can't spurt days, it's a pasta. When Little League's done, any celebration, my bris please like it. And if you're desperate to, Sabara's got New York stuff. Happy pizza wars, everyone. Yeah. My new favorite song of the week. That's great. You're just in that cousin of the free food. Well, could I like put a request in for what food will you want to sing about next week? Should we get another delivery? I was about to fall. The fry war is heating up, is it not? I will get on it just to make sure that you guys are fed for the rest of our time here. That was great. That was your song of the week. You can text in to 7, 8, 5, 9, 2 and tell us what you thought. We're going to post the video up on all of our socials with all the lyrics there on our TikTok

1:10:39or Instagram, our Facebook. So you can watch Brookie Pizza during the song. Stop talking so much so I can just get back to this. All right. We'll leave so that we can feast. We'll see you in real again, Jeffrey in the morning. Win! Roots! Roots! Roots! Woo! Amanda is joining us. She's a nurse manager and I've always wondered, do the things that happen on Grey's Anatomy actually happen in real life? Oh, yeah. I don't know, Jeff. All the time. There's always bombs implanted into other people's bodies. Singing episodes. Yeah. Amanda, who's your hospital's McDreamy and have you seen them in a room? Oh gosh. I can't say that on the radio. Oh. So there is so much. Wow. And everybody knows it. Oh my goodness. Why is it so steamy? Yeah. It's from classic. Four subjects talking about McDreamy. Oh. Is it just past? Well, I was bringing up McDreamy. But. There you go. There you go. Why does Jeffrey make every conversation awkward? That would leave me.

1:11:40Yeah. That was definitely me. Sorry about that. Okay. We'll bring it back. Brooke is already marching out of the studio so we can get to the game. We got 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know and you could say pass, but you have to beat her outright if you want to win. Are you ready? I am. Good luck. Your time starts now. What famous Americans said to quote, that's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind. New York. What's the cooking technique term called when cutting shrimp in half long ways? Flay. Name the scientific term for someone who eats both meat and vegetables. Vegetables. Vegetables. I don't know. I don't know. What do you call a scientist who studies earthquakes? Size molotist. Of any land animal, what bird has the largest eye in the world? Oh, strange. Here we go. Amanda. Well, Dunnbrook is going to rejoin us back in the studio. And I did hear Amanda from our producer that you have a seven-year-old. And unfortunately, she had to get a cast recently.

1:12:40Oh, no. Yeah. What happened? Tell us about the incident and what percentage do you blame yourself for? Um, only a little bit. So she fell off her scooter. Um, yeah, she broke her thumb just this weekend. She can't suck her thumb. If I broke my thumb, that would ruin me. How long did it take you to realize it was broken? Because I've talked to moms who were like, we went two days and we had no idea. And the swelling just went into my mouth. Terrible. No, it was pretty quick. Her thumb was literally crooked. That's good. That's good. I mean, that's good that you knew. Yeah. But I don't mean that that's good that it was crooked. No one knows a new headline fractures. Yeah, I'm also a nurse, so that helps too, you know. Oh, wow. You could snap it back into place. My mom was an EMT, and that's usually the worst amount of attention you get. She's, I've seen you. Like, are you decapitated that don't come to me? Yeah, we tend to minimize things. Yeah. I'm sure that Jeffrey, Jose, Jake, and Ashton all wish her the very, very best.

1:13:41Yeah. All the guys on the show are supportive of Lucy and her recovery. What about you? Brooke wishes her mid. You know, not a slow recovery, but not a quick one. Yeah. Have a cast as a kid. It's kind of cool. See? She wants you to know. She wants you to really experience it. And you could use it as a weapon on the playground. Oh, I mean, a disabled. What a role model you are to everyone in our society, Brooke. Lucy, don't hurt people. It's time to answer some questions for trivia. Are you ready, Brooke? Yes. Your time starts now. What famous Americans said the quote, that's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind. The alarm's strong. What's the cooking technique term called when cutting shrimp in half long ways? Flambé. Name the scientific term for someone who eats both meat and vegetables. Omnivore. What do you call a scientist who studies earthquakes? Um, seismologist. Of any land animal. What bird has the largest eye in the world? Oh, ostrich. What fruit was once called the Persian apple? The pear.

1:14:41We'll see if any of those answers were right. Let's go to the scoreboard to see how you both did. In just a second, we're going to stall for a quick minute. The scorekeepers are conferring. Yeah, this is a very, very tight game. There are the sidelines looking at the replay. And the counting is finished. We figured out what comes after three. Okay, good. Let's go to the scoreboard with Jose. I'm not a pro-grudge. Balanios. Amanda, you got three correct today. Sweet. And after we had to redact from Brook's score. Oh, wow. Brook got four correct. Oh, Amanda. Sorry, was not enough today. Let's go over the answers. The famous American who said that's one small step for man. One giant leap for mankind would be Neil Armstrong. Yeah. Stepping onto the moon. The cooking technique term, when you cut a shrimp in half long ways, that's called butterfly. You look like a butterfly in a butterfly shrimp. The scientific term for someone who eats meat and vegetables is an omnivore.

1:15:42That's me. Scientists who study earthquakes are called seismologists. The ostrich has the largest eye in the world of any land animal, not just birds. Wow. Take that squid. And the fruit, once known as the Persian apple, is peaches. Because it was shaped like an apple, but light pink and sweeter. I'm trying to give you that one. Should have called it hairy apple. Yeah. Well, I'm sorry, Amanda wasn't enough today. But just for playing, we are going to give you a family four pack of tickets to Hot Wheels Monster Trucks live glow and fire on Sunday, May 31st. Get ready for more heat and action as Hot Wheels brings the ultimate monster truck show to fans at Angel of the Windsorina, May 30th and May 31st. Oh, that's perfect. That's awesome. Thanks for that. Yeah. And a big thumbs up from Brooke, just a bragging one. Yeah. For sure. Thank you guys. Take that 70 rule. Come back and play again soon. We'll do Windbrook's box same time on Monday. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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