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Na na. From... Ketchup. What a love it's you. It's time for the daily proclamation from the key to the Danish nation. Let's all wear our blood. Weenner! It's only funny when Angel does it. See what we talked about in the first hour. I can't do this. What are the company's rules on shot colors? I always order. I know we're going to do it to interns. Can we do it to employees? Definitely not. King and M.R. brought you by that mortgage guy done from that mortgage guy done.com. More on that later. Yes, here with Angel and Amber Nova. Amber Nova, by the way, dressed so slutty, we got kicked off with TikTok.
So good job, Amber. Is that real thing? We got banned from TikTok because it said we're exposing body parts. That is not true. I'm wearing a... It's a blouse that peeps through with a... A corset blouse top. Yeah. You see through. You don't see anything. The censorship of the robots, baby. That's why I don't like AI and algorithms because that robot looks at Amber Nova and goes be my moot too sexy. He can't have it. And then spasas of a TikTok. TikTok is super sensitive about that. It's so sensitive. I hate censorship. I know I work on the radio with FCC regulations and I get that. There's certain words I cannot say. And I'm fine with that. I don't know if you guys do, but I'm just old and hard of hearing apparently.
I'm a dumb man. I pay taxes. If I have the subtitles on Amazon Prime, it censors curse words. Even though the audio says it, the subtitle will put little stars. That's got to be a setting on your account. It's not a setting. I looked into it. They just... This is a really a thing. They've just decided to censor the closed captioning which I feel is a disservice to not only me, but to like deaf people in general. You're now the arbiter of what deaf people can read. I'm not a big fan of that. I don't like it. I get it if there was a setting that said, hey, bleep out curse words both auditorily and visually, then I'd be okay with that. But this is nothing you can change. I don't like the way the world is going and the robots are way too heavy handed. I'm just this kind of stuff. Amber knows just where in a normal ass top.
Yeah, don't they have girls and like bikinis on TikTok? Apparently not. I don't know if they don't get monetized, but we get banned. So you know what? We're going to have to free the nipple and fight the robots at the same time. It's going to be a lot. That's why my nipples are not out. That's not what he meant. No, I don't mean your nipples are out, but I'm a proponent of free the nipple. I think women should be able to like walk around topless and it not be a crime. That's just how I feel about things, not because I want to see boobies, but because it's a bonus. But like, but also because I can do it. It feels weird that I'm a man. I can take my shirt off. I can mow the lawn. No big deal. The police wave hello as they go by. But a lady, if you were to do that straight to jail. Straight to jail. I sit on my patio chairs in the sun sometimes and just tan in my bikinis. But yeah, you're right. I can't just sit there topless like a guy. Yeah. So I don't know. I think other countries you can. Yep.
The robots too heavy handed. Calm it down. Robots Amber Noah. She looks just fine. How dare you tick tock. Um. Well, thank you. I think it's a cute little outfit. Amber, what are you scared of? What am I scared of? Yeah, like I'll tell you me. I'm afraid of snakes and I like snakes. You bring a snake around me. I'm going to run away like a little girl. What are you afraid of? I threw a snake around my head. I'm going to run away like a little girl. I'm going to run away like a little girl. What are you afraid of? I am scared of snakes. I'm scared of snakes. I am orворje intent. And I like the snakes around my hands. I live like a ghost. But I am scared of snakes about sick. I live like a ghost that I want when we arearts. And they? I think they are kind of serious. They just. I am glad to have had it. Honestly, I think they are lost. It's after they are killed. Or down the door. Let each OMG their skull cut off. I know theiroro has gone upside down. Time to hide from them. And until then she was dead, and they wasn't scared. About two weeks ago. W're that?'s just ridiculous. Top 10 that I have in front of me. Oh, this is your list that you made or is this a list that is like people answer? This is a list done by psychologist to do 2026's biggest fears for spooky season.
But these are real fears. This isn't a clown chasing you. This is not a ghost coming at you. These are real things. Number one, let's go backwards. Let's go backwards on the list. Number 10. Okay. Try Papafobia. Do you know what that is? Never heard of it. No. Try Papafobia. I think that people have. And I've seen, I have friends who have this. It's an intense fear of overwhelming, like an overwhelming fear of clusters of holes. And I've seen this. A lot of people have this. You see? A lot of people have this with an iPhone. So you see how my iPhone has like three little circles? For some people that freaks them out. For whatever reason. So like a sponge. If they see a sponge, they're like, get that thing away from me. Too many holes. Do you know what my mind just went when you said that? God, I can only imagine where did it go? Decubitus ulcers in patients that are like. Decubitus ulcer. He plays for North Carolina? No, they're there. They're wounds and holes in patients bodies.
Like if you're, if you're, you know, in a bed like a paralyzed patient. Like if I Google this, their holes, it's like a, it's a hole in your body. It smells like rotting flesh. It looks like a hole in a body. And you know, a lot of patients that are paralyzed or bed bound, you know, they have to rotate. Bed source. Yes, bed source. They have to rotate them constantly to keep them from getting more. Oh, yeah. So when I think holes, I think like you said multiple holes, like holes in your body. Because that would be scary. I might have to put something on the screen for you. So bed, bed source. I don't know if you'll be able to pull that up on YouTube, to be honest. It's a bed source on YouTube. I'll show you an example of what I'm talking about. It's things with holes in them. Like, there's that one flower that's got like way too many holes. Uh, it's this. So it's like things with like a lot of holes in it. Now these are AI images, a lot of them. But like this is when people see something like this, they lose their mind. Okay, I don't have this, but it is a thing.
Boy, it's just concerning when you see it on people's faces. Well, yeah, but there's diseases that do actually look like that. Okay, fine. You guys don't have that one. Oh my gosh. Would that be like STDs? That's scary. You think of. I'm just that you're pulling up pictures of weird things. Is there STD that gives you a bunch of holes? I don't know. I know that's how you get them. Um, all right. How about this one? Fear of flying at number nine. Yeah. My dad has that. He just can't get on a plane. He drove to Jersey three times this year. Really? Yeah. Interesting. I just rewatched Roadhouse. And the guy Dalton, he's the baddest of badasses. He's the cooler. He's the head bouncer. He can fight anybody. He literally takes several knives and gunshots in this movie. You know what he can't do? Fly on a plane. What a weird thing to give that character. I thought this list had to do with spooky season stuff. These are real fears that people have or doing fears. Why? I told you it's not clowns and ghosts.
It's real fears. All right. What about this one? Clostrophobia. You got that one? That is definitely a real fear. I have that one as well. I learned that one. I got locked in a sleeping bag by a bully. And I was like, I was so terrified. I couldn't get out. I was in tight space. And then ever since then, I can't go in your closets. I can't go in little tiny spots. When I first in a Clostrophobia be like, I'm not good. Not that I'm not good. Everything's Clostrophobia. You're biggest hell. I get very aware of small quarters. Or like when we're in a space and then all of a sudden it gets jam packed with people. But you guys also are six foot two. Like you're over six. First of all, I'm six foot four. Right. Both of you are extremely tall. No, but this is one of those things like again, you could be in any kind of space. But as soon as it gets over, where it seems overfilled or gets cramped, that sets, you know, I become real. That's Clostrophobia. Like Clostrophobia, but it's Clostrophobia. Uh, okay. I got this, but I like jumping into,
you know, over at least small cars. That doesn't bother me. That bothers me. I don't want to be locked in the trunk of a car. I could handle it. Like I won't pass out. But if it's a tiny, tiny little box I put into, that would, that would freak me out. Well, hopefully no one puts you in a tiny box. Uh, I have this one. Here's real one for me. Fear dogs. That's you own two dogs. I do not fear my dogs. But everybody else's dogs, I cannot help it. Like it's, it's like built into me, where I am apprehensive about a dog. And they could be the friendliest dog in the world. Until I like become cool with said dog, I'm not okay. Yeah, I don't have that. Like Russ's dog freaks me the hell out. Cause he's aggressive as dog that looks like it's gonna chomp my face off. And the whole time we had broadcast from his house, I hated it. I hated it. I'm sure it's a sweet dog to Russ. There are other dogs, the sweetest dog in the world. But if, but if I'm not bonded with a dog,
if I haven't like been cool with it, all dogs can stay the hell away from me. No, I don't have that. Okay. Like an actual fear fear, like, cause we went to Gatorland. You were a little afraid of the Gators, right? No. Right. I know they can move fast, but those ones are big fat lazy Gators. And then I'll scare me. I still don't trust them though. Okay. Fear heights at number three. That's a yes for me. Yeah, even though I will jump off the top rope and doesn't quite make sense. And I've been skydiving and I did the zip line. And I will still do things scared because of stupidity. Can you look over the edge of a building? Braving. Braving. A tall building. Could you go up to the roof and look over the edge? Yeah, there's a rooftop bar like to go and do that too. Even though it's not afraid of heights. No, I am. It scares me a little. But I know that I'm safe between this place. A person who's afraid of heights, ain't doing none of that. Yeah, it's, it's, but if I, I know I have a berry of, there's a safeness. It's not that scary. You can fly in planes. You can do zip lines. You can look over edges of buildings.
You're fine with heights. You, that's not a phobia then. Let's, okay. Number two is snakes. And you should be afraid of snakes. They're the worst. I think it's possible. I'm way more afraid of cockroaches and bugs than I am a snake. Okay, there we go. And that brings us to number one fear. I knew it. It was bugs. It's a bug, but it's a specific kind of bug. What bug? Parachael. There you go. Spiders. Spiders is the number one fear of Americans. Yes, spiders. Cockroaches are way scarier. Spiders don't freak me out. Spiders, when, especially when it's like ones that you don't normally see, I know that we're like, we're supposed to be cool with spiders and everything. But what's that one? Indicator to Florida, the brown. We're clues. Yeah. That one, when I see that one, that gets my attention. Because that's a time. They're, first of all, they're tiny and they're hiding in their full of poison. Yeah. I just forgot about them. The scariest one of all bugs, the centipede, the big, long, red, centipede. And those things grow in other countries massively big.
Yeah. Centipede. They generally don't attack humans for the most part to centipede. But I get where you're saying, because it's a snake and a bug at the same time. But spiders don't freak me out. Spider webs, when it's dark, especially in the morning, when I'm leaving for work, I hate that. If I don't know where the spider is and I'm in the web, that's the only time I'm ever like, okay, I do hate. You tiny little A-like vessel. Stop dropping rolls. I got a stop drop. Well, you have to get it off you. You do. You do. It's a sticky situation. You know what else is a sticky situation? Working with a mortgage guy who's not that mortgage guy done. You don't want to get caught up in a web of not only lies, but legalities and money. Okay. You want to work with that mortgage guy done. It's not scary at all. He's a very friendly guy. He has a very funny Instagram. You should follow that mortgage guy done on Instagram. He's making comedy mortgage videos, which is the hardest thing to do in the world. If you ask me, that's what I'd be afraid of. They're like, right, you have to make 100 comedy mortgage videos. I'm like, I don't, I'm terrified.
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Leave us a bunch of talk backs. We're going to be playing those momentarily. And then hit us up on real mobile 77031. I know you guys have been just crazy active in the YouTube chat. Thank you guys so much for that. And we'll be right back. Hey, yeah, it's already 1-4.1. Bosses in the morning, you rock with the best. Hang out with Ryan Holmes, KLD, MWO Women's Champion, Amber. Yeah. Amber, it's Nova. Hope you guys are having a fantastic, amazing morning. And the heels of it being NBA starting off today or NBA NFL starting off today. One of the stories that circulated eating all this morning. And curious how you guys feel or Amber, just bringing up to speed, Amber, I know that you're a hardcore LSU fan. All you do is talk about the LSU Tigers.
Oh, yeah. Yes, so great. So great. And I know that you've been championing Lane Kiffin from the moment that he went there as the head coach. So this is not shocking to you. You're well aware of all of this. But I want to let Ryan know and bring Ryan up to speed. So Ryan, I don't know if you're aware of this. But today, at some point today or later on this morning, SEC is going to have a vote. And they're going to decide whether LSU gets to stay in the SEC. And it's all basically on the heels of or backed by the fact that Lane Kiffin and LSU, Lane Kiffin, in particular, was interested in signing two guys, two three guys, to his LSU team that had just played, had worked out, and we're on workout rosters in the NFL
and to bring those back. And so the SEC is like having a confidence or no confidence in the LSU vote later on. And I find that hysterical. I find that Lane Kiffin is that dude that will cheat. Yeah. I mean, football is about classically about finding ways to cheat, for sure. I mean, pop warner, the guy that we celebrate children's football for. Yeah, I was like a known, let's call it rule bender, best case scenario, cheater. There's a lot of rules that exist because of that guy specifically. So they're always pushing the boundaries and sports like this. This is the dumbest move possible. I want this to backfire in LSU so hard because they're, they're in my top three of worst fandoms. And LSU thinks they're bigger than they are. They have a huge ship on their shoulder and they, they're going into this thing. The SEC can't do this without LLSU grow tigers. And then I know how to say it properly.
And this is the kick in the butt that this needs because we can't have this. This is where we've already ruined college football so much, whether you got four goals or whatever. We're going backwards. Yeah. This is such a stupid move. Good luck. He's only been a coach since 2026. I don't know why he's not like a legacy coach. Like some of these guys from like Alabama is there was a fascinating story on, in variety magazine about the history of Lane Kiffin as a head coach. Lane Kiffin. I don't know. I know Amber's totally aware of all this. But he was at Alabama for a second. He was a USC for a hot quick second. He was at Ole Miss for a hot quick second. Yeah. What was the Florida college? FIU. No, Florida Atlantic. So he's you're right. He doesn't have, let's say the pedigree, but he's been coaching for a minute. Sure. But like his coaching background is like literally like he was in the, he was the Jacksonville
Jaguars for like a year doing a backup job. He's like the quality control guy. He's not this prestige written coach. So like this feels a desperate and be stupid. It just seems and see unnecessary. So I don't know why this is a thing. I really hope it backfires. I hope there is some kind of penalty that does happen to LSU because you can't be doing silly stuff like this. So this again adding a more to the Lane Kiffin history or lore of his. So when he was younger and party in on campuses as a associate coach or affiliate coach whatever, he would give chicks his fake name so that he, you know, they know they were talking to Lane Kiffin from the coaching. They were, they would give them a fake name in the bars and whatnot. If you had to guess what, what nickname Lane Kiffin was using to kick it to the chicks
at the bar, what would you think? Blaine Kiffin. Blaine Kiffin, not bad. Blaine Kiffin. Blaine Kiffin. Something cooler than that, right? You know what, you, how does this register on the list of cool? I'll tell you the name that he was using. Okay. And again, if you can, you know, just play a lot like if you would entertain a guy, you're at the bar, had some drinks, music going on. Lane Kiffin, I don't know if you've seen what, like looks like he's all right looking guy, nothing spectacular, whatever, you know, but imagine him, you know, younger and you guys are on a college campus, you know, yeah, and he rose up and he says, hey there. My name is Joey Freshwater. No. No. Fresh. Fresh water. Joey Freshwater here. Joey Freshwater. That was the, Joey, you're looking it up, right?
Fresh water. You're fresh water was the name that he was using. Fresh water. Yeah. But he was, this is what he was at Alabama as their offensive coordinator and he was on campus kicking it to the sorority girls. And the name that he was using is Joey Freshwater as fake name goes. It's not bad. It's not the best. I think the best fake name of all time. Amber, let's say we're again, same scenario. We're out, we're on campus. We're at the bar and everything. And, uh, yeah. Yeah. Hi, how are you? I have the quarterback for the team, but he's using a fake name and he goes to introduce himself. He's like, Hey, what's going on? Oh, hi. Hi, I'm Ron Mexico. Yeah. Get it. Better than Ron Jeremy. Oh, no. Oh, wait, look at Amber. No, you're talking Amber Nova. I mean, Amber Nova is an Amber Nova's name. She went with like a cool sounding name. I never got to do that. I never got a cool like, I never got the option to get cool radio named like I've never used a fake name in my life.
I got a, I think a rock and Ryan. That's a character. I mean, like if I'm giving somebody a fake name, let me try to think of a cool one. I'm, you know, I've never ever had it. But the thing was, is I being, you know, as a Puerto Rican kid, uh, you know, Puerto Rican kid by Puerto Rican parents born in California. My name was already all, uh, strange enough that I never really got a nickname. They're me. They're always went with angel. My name is Blake Razer. Blake? Blake Razer. Hey, I'm Blake Razer. What's up? That's like a work. Blake Razer. Oh, no, Blake, Blake Razer apps. You can't go to the bar and holler at the second. I can. Hey, Blake. Hey, hey, girl, what's your, hey, what's your name? It's Amber. What's your name? Hey, I'm Blake Razer. Why don't we get out of here? That sounds really cool. Like Razer, like, yeah, kind of like like the movie Blade. Yeah. Yeah. I'm basically a black vampire. Yeah. Black, they, they calling the Wesley. They're nearly snipes of white people. Uh, it's cool.
Yeah, Blake Razer. They already kind of worked. I feel like it, I feel like it was working there. Blake Razer knows what's up. I'll lie that. That sounds kind of cool. See? Boom. Blake Razer. I mean, I think it's the razor part of stuff, because razor-am-o. You get to have, you get to have, oh, see that's what she does. She wears something on wrestling. My brain, all of them, all of them, she wants to razor-am-o. She does. Yeah, well, I could've gone with Jeff LaRocke. There would be a two obvious. Hey, what's up, Blake Razer here. I'm trying to think of someone other famous. You listen to the razor's edge Monday through Friday, no radio. Hell yeah. You could not steal that. You're going to get in trouble. The razor blade. Hey. Can you imagine if you started doing that in WWE called you, it was like, hey, you're going to have to stop that right now. That's probably what happened. It would. Yeah, I probably copyright razor's edge. I mean, it's, it's the edge of a razor. It's already used in things. So wrestlers to this day will do the razor's edge finishing move and they still call it the razor's edge. Like, it's, they don't call it anything else. Hell yeah.
I really like your wrestling talk. You want to get out of here? Yes. Nerd. Come on with Blakey-Rays. Blakey-Rays? Yeah. Don't you want to be Amber Nova of Razar? Razar. My family is actually French. It's pronounced Razar. But, you know, in the United States, they call me the razor. I'm a frat-brow's coming that the razor. Yeah. Why is that? Blake's the razor is our. Rhyming steel. I have a buddy of mine who goes by Remington steel. It's his DJ name. Well, that's a guy. I mean, that's Pierce Brosnan in a, is it though? Yeah. No, I'm saying, when you can use, Remington is still. Can you steal that? I, I think that's too famous of a name. Like right now, I'm watching HBO's lanterns, right? And it's a nerdy show about comic book stuff. But in the name, one of the main guys names, like his character's name is John Stewart. And I know it's been John Stewart before the Daily Show, but all I can think of is the more famous John Stewart that's happening. And this is a, you know, six foot five black dude,
not a, not a three foot four Jewish man. So all I think about every time they say John Stewart, now we say his full name. It drives me absolutely nuts. Now you gotta, you gotta have a cool name. Come on, Angel, come up with a cool name right now. I believe in you. Mando Duke. No, that's already a guy's name. You gotta have one. I mean, Angel Rivera is a pretty cool name. I am Angel Rivera. I just go angel. I'm not, I, there's some people's names that always fits where you say the first and last all the time. Like mine doesn't work that way. Why not? Because it's a lot, Angel Rivera. Yeah, Angel Rivera. Angel Rivera. A lot of people say like that. Yeah, a lot of people say Angel Rivera. No, they don't. And when people are asking about you, they go, where's Angel Rivera? Like they always kind of use your full name. Yeah, they do. Yeah, that's not a thing at all. It is 100% of the thing. YouTube, it's that text is 77031. When you say Angel, do you always say Angel Rivera or would you just say Angel? What about me? Amber or just Amber? No, you're Amber Nova. It's always Amber Nova. No, I've never just called you really Amber.
I would always say Amber Nova. Everybody calls me Amber Nova. And if there's the Nova's left out, like it's, if I went to a fashion show and they were like, who's Flora? And I was like, that's my real last name. Like Kate Bishop, you will always say Kate Bishop. You just wouldn't say Kate. It's always Kate Bishop. Sure. We're about three-parter name. Freddie Prince Jr. Sarah Michelle Geller. Sarah Michelle Geller works. Freddie Prince Jr. The Jr. The Jr. is doing all the hands. His last name is in Jr. Yeah, the Jr. Nobody can say just Freddie or Prince. You have to say the full three-parter to get, right? Yeah, well, she's right in that regard. Because Freddie Prince is his dad and a lot of people know who Freddie Prince is. Like that's my pop Sarah. You have to say, well, if you're talking about Freddie Prince Jr. You would have to include that because he is the Jr. Yeah, people always call me Blake D. Razer. The D stands for. Dumb? Nope. Yeah. Dork.
You're listening to me. We'll be right back. It's a derailleur. What do you listen to the Razer's age? Real radio is the Jim Colbert show. Real. Gonna be good. Radio. Real radio. I lost my ticket. I don't know who point one. That's where we're going to want to play one monster's in the morning. We want to take this opportunity to remind everybody that we've got pitmasters and pours going down this weekend. Barbecue Bacon Beer Music and Wrestling Event. Coming back to the city of Mount Dora. This Saturday, September the 12th. And this year, can't stress enough. It is a free, free, free, free event. Got live music from the only Brad Presha and the comms. We also got music from Thompson Square. MWO Wrestling Up Front and President Amber Nova.
Title on the line. Onyx the one. Title on the line. Roasting myself will be calling the match. I think they're trying to sort out and get a, uh, because apparently tuna Tim's writer is absolutely ridiculous other trying to score that away with tuna Tim to make sure he makes an appearance. We're going to have college football on the big screen drone show. That part of the show is going to be a special tribute to the veterans and first responders. It all goes down at 3 p.m. Saturday September the 12th. At Elizabeth Evans Park and beautiful Mount Dora. And this is a free family friendly event. We got more details or you need more information. Go to roredio.fm slash events. Please come on. Hang out with us. It's a great time. It'll be fun. One way another Amber is going to lose her belts. That is actually true, you guys. Whether I win or lose my match, that, uh, MWO championship is getting auctioned off for the Carla K Cancer
screening where we are going to have a new, uh, championship belt made with a new logo and stuff that's in processing. So it might be no belt Nova, but I'll still be your champion. We've moved in my match. Well, I mean, there's a chance that, you know, she's slow rolling us and belt makes us a debut on Saturday. And you want to know what if I'm just messing with you guys and this, this championship just magically appears in my hands on that. Yeah, you want to say that you were there to see the unveiling of the brand new belt. Yeah, you never know. Or I could just be pulled, you know, making that up right as we speak. No. I'm ready for some hot text. I'm sorry. I'm going to go ahead. Give us some hot text. I'm just talking about hot. Okay. Hey. And you can be a part of the show. You guys can actually go to the I Heart Radio. But like the microphone, use the talk back function. Leave us a hot take and we just might play your messages as we're about to do right now. Amber was like, I want to do have something to do.
Can you finger gun and like, and I can do the thing and I'm like, we're already playing them. But then I finger gun you didn't do anything. So finger gun me like an hour raising that hot. Take. Morning, monsters, Valentine here, fellow Gen Z representative. I feel like we've always grown up with 911 jokes just because of the internet was very new at the time. We were growing up. So it was very wild, wild west. It was very unrestricted. And people could just say whatever they want without repercussions and us being in such a early age of in our lives, seeing that kind of stuff kind of separates us from the actual reality of what it was. Sure. You go. That's from a Gen Zier from the lips of babes mouth hot take. So my top three got to be height snakes and claustrophobia with a claustrophobia. It's a matter of not being in control, right? Like feeling stuck in a MRI machine. Forget that or being up on a bridge in the car and feeling the sense like, I'm up here
of what happens. We just go over the side. I don't want all that height in my life up on the, you know, edge of a balcony. Twenty stories up. Forget that nonsense. And with the snakes, they just make me super uneasy, bro. Like, I don't know how much I am afraid of them as they just make me uneasy. I agree. They're shifting the way they move. For me out hot take. Hey, Amber. What's that? What do you call a cheap circumcision? Ew. A rip off. That got her. That's all. That was genuine. I know you guys probably won't use this. But one thing that really scares me is direct queens. And I'm not trying to be a jerk. I'm being serious, especially the ones who look nothing like a woman. They're just freaking scary. I've heard that before. I think I was not trying to be like right wing drag queens.
Like I have friends that are like afraid of drag queens. And it's an interesting thing. I see people, there are certain people that are afraid of sandal. Yeah, that's the thing too. Hot take. What up y'all? I'm dude. That's been a crazy week. But anyways, Amber, you're definitely not afraid of heights. I myself am and can't do any of those things you just discussed without having a full flight panic attack. So you might have a fear of something else, but it's not anything. I'm definitely afraid of some stuff. Definitely afraid of things. All right, lots of great things. I don't know. You know when kids start cursing for the first time, whether curse words aren't even real curse words, that's what Amber know of a screaming weiner at the intro of the reminded me of. Keep it up, kid. Those are the hot days. Amber, what's it got going on? This Saturday downtown Mount Dora and W.O. Wrestling you guys to free event bell time is
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