CARL & THE CORPSE BRIDE

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1:23Trigger warning. This podcast is designed to take you outside of your comfort zone and make you question reality. Listen to discretion as a boss. Don't fuck with me, fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo. Hello and welcome back to the show. Thanks for being here, everybody. Thanks for being listeners and supporters of the Cosme Beach podcast. Got some shout outs right off the rip. And then we're going to get into a little bit of an interesting topic today. But before we just jump right in, how are you doing?

2:26You okay out there? Thanks for being here. Thanks for being born. I got some shout outs that I've been really excited to read here. Quite a few of them, let's see. Victoria, Joleen's tank. All right, so she's got a little bit of a story about, I don't know, maybe getting cursed. She says, so my story is a little kid I picked up out of craft show. It was from a friend of a friend who was a witch. Didn't believe in this stuff at the time years ago. It was an intention spell. You burnt the spell on a tiny charcoal brick and made a wish basically. I never used it myself, but had someone close to me see it one day and proceed to cast away. They put it in a big old thick glass astray and did their thing.

3:29I was outside when they did it, but I heard a big crack and ran to the door, the astray broken half. Needless to say something very big did happen in that person's life to someone they knew. Scares the crap out of them and me. Like Julia, I never knew how to actually dispose of the said astray. I've been a believer since and wouldn't go near anything like that ever again. Super scary. See this what I'm talking about. You go on the Etsy, you think you're just getting a gay squirt spell and the next thing you know, you're gay and you squirt but it's in all the wrong ways baby. I'm sorry that happened to you Victoria, but that's why I do what I do baby. We got to be vigilant. Next shout out, jolly. 9 to 5 tanks.

4:32Not me wondering how I can pay my tuition this semester doing spells on Etsy for desperate dudes. More power to you, jolly. I mean, they're making way more money than us. Brit. You just saved my last hour of work with this episode. Thank you. You're welcoming God bless you Brit. Yes, sweetheart. Andrea. Andrea says, see now once a year, I choose one or two of my favorite podcasters to support and I just think you need to be on my permanent list. This was extremely interesting, entertaining, educational, packed for crews while listening. This was absolutely fantastic. You're absolutely fantastic, Andrea. And I always knew it. Always knew it. And she says, Joelline's tank. Katie. Hard candy taints. Not only hard candy taint I got and I love that song. You're so funny. Oh my God, I was rolling out my lumps.

5:34Rendition. My mumps, my mumps, my mumps, my mumps. Check them out. I couldn't help myself. Okay. Air 82ndborn says, hey, Julia, I also want to let you know Fox Hollow is back in the news. Oh my God. I just checked Fox News app this morning and Holy shit balls. This is just insane in the membrane. I knew it. I had an intuition. I needed to cover that case because there was something about to pop off. And here we go. Air 82ndborn just confirmed it. They've got them back in the news again. They're re traumatizing everyone with the story of her bow, myster, but leaving out all the bits and pieces that could actually solve this case. Now Shannon. And says your delivery is unsurpassed. You have a special way with some of my favorite words and catch phrases outstanding as always. Shannon, you're outstanding. God bless you.

6:35Love you so much. Thank you. And I appreciate each and every single one of you. I love you all. And I am honored that you are listeners and supporters of the Cosmic Beach podcast. And that's going to do it for our shout outs of the day. And I got a pretty nasty topic for you. You might want to go ahead and get your spare penny drawers out. Just have them sit in there at the ready because it's about to get a little stomach turning up in this bitch. But you know where you are. You know who you're listening to. And we leave no stone unturned here at the Cosmic Beach podcast. That includes Necrofilia, Patapilia, and Taintofilia. So it's going to be one of those kind of episodes today. I got a little story for you. But actually I wanted to give you a little online dating update.

7:40Now you can just skip five minutes ahead in the episode if you don't really give it to him, which I don't blame you. But I just, you guys are my friends. I feel like I can count on you for good advice and pep talks when necessary. I finally, after all these months, finally, I finally matched with someone I liked enough to maybe meet in person. Oh boy. McDonald's is putting value back on the menu. Whether you're craving a big Mac, McNuggets, or sausage egg and cheese McGrittle's, make it a meal and save. Your favorite is now your wallet's favorite too. Extra value meals are back. Sun rises, prices fall, get a sausage McMuffin with egg or sausage egg and cheese McGrittle's small hot coffee and hash frowns for just six dollars. Price and participation may vary. Motion pricing may be lower than meal pricing.

8:43Meet the Red Bull Dragonberry Emergizer. It's one of the many new drinks out now. Who knew ice cold drinks could be so fire. Try them all only at McDonald's. I'm just going to tell you his name because it's not like I know his last name or anything or that you'll ever be able to find him. But his name was Alec. We matched. I sent him the digits. Asked him some stuff about himself. He asked me some stuff about myself. He brushed his teeth. I didn't ask that. I'm just saying the general vibe is he was a school guidance counselor and a wrestling coach at a local high school. So he's good with kids. That's a plus. He had great hygiene. Red curly hair. That's nice.

9:47You know, he said some funny stuff in his bio and I was like, all right. So hygiene check has all of his teeth check works with kids check, which I know actually doesn't really mean anything. But let's just give him a check for that. He wants to have a sense of humor check. He didn't check out my podcast before we met. So that might, you know, that might have actually deterred him from ever wanting to even meet me. But I've learned, meet them first, draw them in with the humor and personality. And if they still want to hang after that, then introduce the podcast. But if you go with, hey, listen to my podcast right out of the gate, they will ghost you every single time. So we didn't do that. He seemed to be kind of a busy fuck like I'd text at seven in the morning and I'd get a text back at like eight that night. And for a week or two on end, it was like I'd only get like three or four messages from

10:48him a day. But I'm a busy person myself, obviously single mom and it podcast and it. So I didn't judge him for it. He said he was busy and I took him for his word on it. We finally did set up a date. You're never going to believe this and I can't believe I'm admitting it, but you're my best. He's out there and we got to keep shit real around here. He invited me to this bar. It's a local bar. They got food and shit too, but it's mostly a bar. And I was sitting here thinking and I was like, what if he doesn't pay for my drinks? Then I'm going to be out. Let's just say the drinks are ten bucks a piece and I get two drinks. I'm going to be out $20 behind this guy that I don't what if I get what if I immediately as soon as I get there, I know that I don't even like him or we get halfway through the drinks and I realize I don't like him. Then I'm out 20 bucks and my driver's license is expired.

11:51I might not even be able to get a drink. I'm going to take care of the driver's license. Don't worry. Just when I feel like it, you know, but fingers crossed. I've been lucky so far. So I was thinking like I don't want to be in the middle of trying to order a drink and they're like, oh, your driver's license is expired or he doesn't pay for my drinks and then I'm out 20 bucks and my driver's license is expired. The whole thing just sounded terrible. So I was like, well, why don't I just come over to your place and we'll just talk and we can drink some wine and just chitty chat or whatever. I cannot believe I even put that on the table, but that's what we decided on. So he's like, yeah, that's fine. I just want you to be comfortable.

12:53So I'll go pick up some snacks and some wine and we'll just get to know each other. We'll talk. We'll do whatever. So I'm looking forward to meeting the guy. He looks kind of like Tom Hiddleston if I'm being completely honest. I was really attracted to him. Blue eyes, reddish brown hair and a Tom Hiddleston face. But in lots of tattoos, I mean attractive, attractive. I cannot believe every single true crime documentary I've ever watched and I agreed to go to this man's house. So the baby daddy comes, he's watching my son and I get dressed. I do a spray tan, perfume makeup, curled my hair, lipstick, all of it. Powdered my pits 15 times that day, brought an extra deodorant with me just in case.

13:56It's still kind of hot around here. Drove all the way to his house. I immediately after I parked in the neighborhood, he lived in some kind of a duplex. I realized I could seriously get decapitated tonight. I just set myself up for this dude to be a total beast of a mongrel. And then I was like, what if the wine is already open when I get there? He might have drugged it. He's going to, I'm going to get my own Netflix documentary. It's going to be epic. The true crime paranormal conspiracy theory podcaster who got drugged, raped, murdered, decapitated, neckrophiled and tossed off by the side of the road. Oh, I just had it all set up in my head. And so I was on guard.

14:58Get to the door. Get to the door. Who answers the door? And this is, this is a cautionary tale for men out there. Please don't do this to people. Light about how tall it was on the dating profile. See, they just take for granted that women are generally pretty short. Five, six, maybe at the average. I'm pushing five eight on a tall day. That's like five eight with just just an inch of a sandal on. If I'm barefooted, maybe five, seven-ish. But if I got a sand, even a sand, one inch sandal on, I'm five eight. And he said he was five nine on his profile. And a keable or elf came to the door. Five seven max. But he's not the only one that came to the door.

16:04He had two little friends with him. Two little furry friends came to the door with him. Cat lover. Wasn't in his profile. Cat lover. Heeplin cat lover comes to the door. I immediately know I'm safe because with my eyes closed, I could have kicked this guy in the crotch one time and took him down wrestling coach or not. I don't give a damn he was a tiny person. And I already knew I wanted to leave immediately with two cats staring me down. Kitty's scratchers everywhere. Her box with the lid off just turns available for anyone's viewing pleasure. Looked like it hadn't been cleaned in a month or so.

17:05And I love Harry Potter by the way. Love Harry Potter. He goes, yeah, these are my cats. This one's Albus and this is Luna. Okay. Albus and Luna. Didn't save him from me not wanting them around me whatsoever. He had the personality the best and only way I can describe it is if you go back and you watch Adam's family values when Wednesday gets sent to camp Chippewa. And there's that the man guidance counselor. He was also in Ghostbusters Part 2 upper vest side. That guy he's the camp counselor and Adam's family values. And this guy, this guidance counselor got same personality.

18:11And he's tiny like him. And as early as there could be just some archetype out there of these dudes that exist and I found one. He shows me around his place. I'm just looking for every exit to try to get the fuck out of there. And he's like, okay, this is my, this is my sitting room. It's a different room than the living room. He's got a special sitting room where you watch TV and movies. And death. I'm going to have to edit that out.

19:11So I take a seat in the sitting room. And he says we should, we should watch Spider-Man. We should watch Spider-Man. I don't really want to watch Spider-Man, but I wasn't even going to say anything. I was just going to try to do what I had to do come up with some excuse to try to get out of there. So he puts on Spider-Man and he said, okay, I have red wine. And chips and cookies.

20:14So I just sat there. And he said, I have red wine and chips and cookies. So I just sat there and he was like, I'll be back with some treats. He brought me glass of wine. I wouldn't worry about it because the stocking elf, I just, you know, not a high threat level there. And so he sits down next to me and we're supposed to be getting to know each other now. Asking me some questions about myself, whatever.

21:15You know, if you can invite somebody over to talk and get to know each other over red wine, you can't even bust out a little char chewtory, a little cheese board, a little ritz cracker with some dip chips, chips and cookies. But anyway, so yeah, that was just, that was no way on earth. And he didn't want to, he was like, so tell me some of this conspiracy stuff. And I knew from his profile that he liked, you know, like Lord of the Rings and stuff. And I was like, well, there's some weird conspiracies about Lord of the Rings and there's, he's like, well, what's the, what's the craziest one? And I was like, I'm just going to hit him right in the tank, straight to the tank to the tank, no faking. And I busted, Mark now on him.

22:15And he said, ooh, that's scary. Let's talk about something else. And I just, you know, guys, I was like, please Lord, let him need to go to the bathroom so I can pretend I got a text and I need to get out of here. The little weasel sat there and sat there and sat there and kept asking every like, couple like to every 10 minutes, he'd say, can I have a kiss? And I said, ask me in five minutes, I was just fucking with the guy at that point because he just, there's first off, no way I don't want to. And second off, it's just funny because it's just funny. Can I have a kiss? No, you can't. Ask me in five minutes and he'd wait five minutes and then ask again, finally, he was like, I'm going to get another glass of wine. And then he went and when he got back, I said, oh, my, my baby daddy just texted me, said he's having a hell of a time getting our boy down and he's screaming and crying.

23:17He needs some help and I got to go, I got to get out of here. I'm so sorry. And he was like, oh, so soon. And then he walked me to the door, got my shoes on as fast as I possibly fucking could, got my shit. And right as I was about to walk out the door, he was like, can I please just sat at least have a kiss? And I gave him the tiniest pack of a tiny morsel of a kiss. And I bolted out the door. I had half of a flat tire on the front of my car, asked me if I gave a shit, drove all the way home, half of a flat tire. How to get out of there? This is this, these are the, this is the general, this is what, you know, I understand low T is a problem, but these are these liberal blue hair. He didn't have blue hair, but you know what I'm saying? That's the liberal mindset of the men around here. There's no masculinity to be found hardly at all.

24:18I think I'm done with the online dating. I'm going to have to sit at least three months out on this, you know, I didn't go stammer anything. I said, thanks for having me over, but. The cats were crawling all over me, guys. They were crawling all over me. There was cat hair all over him. There was cat hair all over everything looked up down in my wine glass, cat hair in my glass. And Albus, well, he had a hip dysplasia issue and he regaled me on the hip dysplasia. These are two rescues. Albus has a hip dysplasia. And if you look, you see how crooked he walks, isn't it? They were crawling all over me. And I was just like, he's a fuck.

25:22God, I couldn't wait to get out of there, you guys. I couldn't wait to get out of there. And they were just staring me in the face, meowing. Albus has a hip dysplasia. And he was just all wobbling and crooked and just, he looked like he was about to fall apart and just disintegrate right in front of my eyes. And I'm not, I'm not prejudiced towards a cripple cat, okay? People cats need love too, but I'm okay on that. I'm okay on that. So taking a little break, gotta compose myself before I try to even entertain any more of that. What a gigantic, enormous waste of my life. And anyways, I digress.

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28:27This is the Cosmic Beach podcast. And we are talking about the man known as Carl von Kosoel and his corpse bride. So again, if you're ready, I'm ready. We're going to just dive tank deep into story time. You know, we all have our favorite pastimes. Mine happens to be falling down internet beholes. And I came across some information on this sick ass, necro ass weirdo. And this might be one of those ones that sticks with you forever more. And it goes a little something like this. Once upon a time, there was a German dude named Carl von Kosoel. In his early childhood, he said he would be regularly visited by spectral visions of one of his dead ancestors who kept showing him the face of his one true love, an exotic

29:33dark haired woman. And believe it or not, somehow, that's the most mundane detail of this story. Fast forward to adulthood. Fast the 1930s in Carl is working as a doctor in Key West Florida. One day at the hospital, a Cuban American woman named Maria Elena Milegro de Hovos walks in. He immediately recognizes Elena as the girl from his dead ancestors, visions. But before you get too excited about this little meat cut, this story is less Julia Roberts and more Mandy Moore, a walk to remember. Instead of saying, I have leukemia, Elena says, I have tuberculosis.

30:33Carl isn't sweating it though. He believes that he can cure her by bringing weird X-ray machines to her house and basically winging it from there. In addition to his medical-ish help, he also gives Elena jewelry and all the latest fashions and professes his love to her. Look up doing the absolute most in the nearest dictionary and you'll find a handsome little photo of our friend, Kyle. There's no record of what Elena thought of all this, but my guess is that it was something in the neighborhood of, can you not, I'm literally trying to calmly die here. Carl is essentially that guy who won't stop hitting on you at the bar. But instead of the bar, the venue is a deathbed and how uncomfortable she must have been.

31:35Can we just talk for a second about tuberculosis just for a second? How did they get rid of this shit? After they literally built 60 million sanatoriums for these tuberculosis people all over the world. At QVC, fall shopping is more than just checking out. It's discovering the brands you love across beauty, fashion, home and culinary, all in one place. Whether you're getting ready for crisp mornings, cozy nights, or everyday moments, QVC has what you need for the season ahead, with brands like Laura Geller, Philosophy, Ninja and so many more. Shop now at QVC.com At QVC, shopping is more than just checking out. It's discovering something new every day. Start with today's special value.

32:36Then, explore exciting finds across the brands and categories you love, from beauty and fashion, to home, culinary and outdoor living. Shop now at QVC.com Like what ratified tuberculosis? Is there a vaccine? Let's see. How did they ratify tuberculosis? Eradicate. Sorry, that was my B. How did they eradicate tuberculosis? Humanity has significantly curbed tuberculosis over the last century through bacterial discovery, especially, specializing in atoriums, the BCG vaccine and combination antibiotic therapy.

33:36But it has not been completely eradicated globally, historically known as consumption or the white plague. So they didn't. If the vaccine was the answer, because it says it's not been completely eradicated globally, my opinion they were spraying shit on people. Okay. And they still haven't gotten rid of it. According to this, they just stop spraying people with the shit and somebody get a lung infection. They could say it's tuberculosis, but they don't. They call it upper respiratory infection and they give them antibiotics. And then they're all better. I digress. Sadly, Elena dies at the age of 22. Our IPB baby girl say hi to Alia for me. Carl, who's in his 50s, by the way, is distraught. He immediately makes a death mask of Elena's face as if that shouldn't have been a red flag

34:38to anybody. With permission from Elena's family, he pays for the funeral and constructs an above-ground mausoleum in the key West Cemetery for his nebo-uncrush. See, he gets the permission from the family to do this mausoleum shit, but not the death mask. Anyways, again, doing the absolute most. And he insists on an airtight casket with an incubator tank full of formaldehyde to prevent decay. Red flag number two, I'd say. But the family agrees, surprisingly. And Carl visits the mausoleum every night where he says her spirit routinely pops up to say, hey, what's up? And sing a little diddy for him. All totally bizarre, and I can't believe he ever admitted that shit to anyone, but buckle up, baby, because things are about to get even weirder.

35:41One night in 1933, two years after Elena's death, Carl sneaks into the cemetery with a little o' wagon, removes her corpse from the mausoleum and wheels it on home. Commuting sucks and long-distance relationships are hard, you guys. He just made total sense to rob the grave of a woman you barely know and take her home. By this point, our girl Elena's body isn't holding up too well. So Carl uses piano wire to keep her together. Fits her face with glass eyes, replaces her decomposing skin with silk cloth soaked in wax. That's rid of all the maggots and uses perfumes and preserving agents to mask the smell and stop the rotting. He keeps her body real snuggled up close right next to him in the bed.

36:42And I won't go into all the gory details, but yes, he did more than just cuddly. If you know what I'm saying, there were a lot of chips and cookies involved. But taking his eccentricity to the next level, Carl had plans to create a spaceship to fly Elena's corpse into the stratosphere so that radiation from outer space could penetrate her tissues and restore her. And I'll include a little image somewhere of the spaceship. And it wasn't just an idea people he was actually building this shit. Seven long ass years later in 1940, rumors are swirling around his odd behavior. Those who remember his frequent visits to the mausoleum wonder why he suddenly stopped going.

37:42His neighbors find it curious that he routinely buys women's clothing and copious amounts of perfume. And a neighborhood boy claimed to have seen Carl in the window dancing with what looked like a super sized doll. Elena's sister puts two into together. She becomes suspicious. She marches over to the house. And Carl. What does Carl do? Will willingly and excitedly shows off Elena's body to her sister, what's left of it, in his bedroom. Elena's sister horrified, alerted the authorities, which they then seized the doll, quote, unquote, only to discover it was actually Elena's rotted corpse. Not only that, but while performing an autopsy on Elena's remains, coroners discovered that among the multiple body parts Carl had reconstructed, he had inserted a paper

38:44tube inside her to serve as a makeshift vagina. Carl is quickly arrested for wantonly and maliciously destroying a grave and removing a body without authorization. But that's it. No necrophilia stuff. No. I mean, just maliciously destroying a grave and removing a body without authorization. He gets some kind of an examination. Psychiatrists go through the whole rigmarole and declare him sane. Like for real, this is a mad ginship, okay? But all charges are eventually dropped because nothing makes sense in this world and there's some kind of a statute of limitations on these crimes, I guess. All of this craziness makes the headlines in Florida. And again, because nothing makes any damn sense in this story, because of how sensationalized

39:46this incident became, the public was generally sympathetic to Carl and considered him a hopeless romantic who was just a wee bit eccentric. And then to go a step further for whatever the fuck reason, a public viewing of Elena's body is held. And 8,500 people in Florida line up to get a look. Local schools even let out early so the kids could be scarred for life. Going to visit an early Halloween display, I guess. Oh Florida, you never disappoint. Feel world-floor to cover this if they haven't already. Emboldened by the public support and maybe a loose screw or two, Carl asks if he can have Elena's body back. Thankfully, common sense prevails and his request is denied. Elena is rebreed in a secret unmarked grave as to avoid another wagon field drip.

40:54And unhappy about this, Carl sets off a bomb at the site of Elena's mausoleum as a way to show authorities what wantonly and maliciously destroying a grave actually looks like. At QVC, fall shopping is more than just checking out. It's discovering the brands you love across beauty, fashion, home and culinary, all in one place. Whether you're getting ready for crisp mornings. Posey nights or everyday moments, QVC has what you need for the season ahead, with brands like Lori Geller, Philosophy, Ninja and so many more. Shop now at QVC.com At QVC, shopping is more than just checking out. It's discovering something new every day. Start with today's special value. And explore exciting finds across the brands and categories you love.

41:55From beauty and fashion to home, culinary and outdoor living. Shop now at QVC.com But no charges were ever brought against them for that either. Carl goes on to live another 12 years before dying alone. In his final diary entry, he writes, Human jealousy has robbed me of the body of my Elena, yet divine happiness is flowing through me for she has survived death forever and ever she is with me. Three weeks after his death, his body is found in his apartment. A life-sized death mask wearing effigy of Elena is close by him. Now this is one of those stories where you think to yourself, it's like when they just couldn't keep Ted Bundy and Jail and he just kept getting out

42:59and they just couldn't keep him. This guy, this German doctor guy, he's literally grave robbing, doing necrophilia stuff, probably ritualism, and they just can't charge him. There's just a statue of limitations for these things. Let's really look at this guy. He's German, we need to know more. Carl Tansler, he also went by Carl Tansler or Carl von Kassel Kossel. Radio, oh, let's do a share screen. I'm a jerk off here. Hang on. All right, German-born American radiologist, radiology technologist, at the main hospital in Key West, oh wait, at the Marine Hospital in Key West Florida, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, Marine Hospital.

44:04Okay, removed Toyo's body from tomb and lived with the corpse at his home for seven years, we know. Okay, let's check out the early life here. Born February 8th, 1877 in Dresden, Germany grew up in the German Empire, but at some point traveled to India and later to Australia just before the outbreak of World War I. During his stay in Australia over the course of World War I, Tansler was kept with other Germans in Australia in internment camps and prisons. He attempted him fail to escape by constructing a ship vessel. Went to the Netherlands. I mean, this guy, he was in an internment camp. They probably did. They probably did stuff to him testing and stuff. They probably did experiments on him. Because there's gotta be more here.

45:05Oh my God, he was married around 1920 following his return to Germany. Tansler married Doris Schaeffer together they had two children Aisha and Clarista who died of diphtheria. Ooh, look at that shit. What the fuck is that? An infection caused by the bacterium in Canada. Most infections are asymptomatic where have a mild clinical course, but in some outbreaks and mortality rate approaches 10%. What in the cock and ball set is that? Oh my God. But he had a whole entire wife and two kids and he just, okay, they died and he immigrated to the United States in 1926. Havana Cuba settled in Zeffarilis, Florida where his sister had already immigrated and

46:09was later joined by his wife and daughters. Wait, I thought that was dead. He was later joined by his wife and daughters. Leaving his family behind in Zeffarilis in 1927, he took a job as a radiology technician. Aha, they moved to Florida and he left them behind in the old Zeffarilis and then they died. But he took a job as a radiology technician at the US Marine Hospital seat. This is what I'm saying. Oh God. And then it's a story as we know it. Little tuberculosis patient. Broken to the tomb, did some stuff. Now this is saying an article written by Mishfelder in 1982 tells of how renovation workers found a note allegedly written by Carl confessing to have killed Elena by poisoning her.

47:17Here's a quote, she died because I gave this to her mercifully. I mixed the root of wolf Spain, monks hood with a canite diluted. It was palatable and my loved one departed this miserable world on October 25th, 1931. So for now more, we Elena, I've sent you to the angels with my golden elixir. I bet he wanted to give her his golden elixir and he did several times in a paper tube, a makeshift paper tube. He inserted near the kidney area to serve as a vagina because you know after a couple years, that shit all collapses. It's a little soggy down there. Turns into a soggy, dunesish sandwich. Shhh. Gotta come up with an alternative there.

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49:21We make it easy. Toyota, let's go places. What do you think about all this? He's tied in with the German stuff. He's working at a marine hospital. It looks like there was some kind of a confession note. Found later on, he murdered this woman, then stole her body, knack or filed it, did the edgy inshit. Now see, it could be a case of generational satanism. And this is just, he was just doing what he knew because I mean, the man look like straight up the doctor from American Horror Story Season 2 asylum. All right. And actually I'm pretty sure, I'm pretty sure when the doctor's name in asylum carl, let's look it up. American Horror Story C-Sun 2. Well, let's see him.

50:25Okay, the cast. Oh, no, James Cromwell, Dr. Arden, Dr. Adden. Look at this though. Look at this. Doesn't he look exactly like Carl? And the doctor in asylum was doing some stuff about bringing dead people back to life and doing some necrophile stuff. I'm telling you fact is stranger than fiction every single time. And Dr. Arden in the season 2 here was a German doctor that we brought over. Listen. If you look hard enough, you will always find the true fucking story, the inspiration behind these things. But let me know what you think. That's what I got for you today. Folks, thanks for hanging with me. Thanks for being here. They got a new season of American Horror Story coming out in September.

51:26And I'm here for it. It's like a continuation of my favorite season, which is Kevin. But I do think they're going to add in their fair share of symbolism and God only knows what else. Virtualisms, Satanic imagery. But if you enjoyed today's episode, folks, go ahead and leave soggy tuna puss in the comments section. That's going to be soggy tuna puss in the comments section, RIP Elena. No hate. Let me know what you think of this story. I love each and every one of you. Take care of yourselves out there. And I will catch you on the next one.

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