B&T Extra: Trying the Jeff Daniels Sandwich

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6:13Yeah. All right. All right. There we go. I think you have to crunch. I think you have to smash it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he does. You want to see me smile? Yeah. Oh, boy. Is that what you do with all your PETA? Oh, you do that for your own. Who's going to try it? Okay, Josh, you're taking a bite. That's good. It is good. Yeah. And what's the sauce again? What is it? Baby-raised barbecue sauce. I can't believe that you've never. Yeah. Well, didn't you go home and say you have it in your fridge? Yeah. It is in the fridge. I've just never had it. I have to be honest with you. You put a slice of ham on this. This would be really good. You need some ham. Yeah. I do need more salt. I always, but no, I just, no, that would work. I think it would work. A little bit of ham. Oh, hey. Well, this is nothing I'll make again. Never. No. It is good. Bacon would make this. Bacon too. Yeah, good call. Bacon or maybe, maybe some turkey. The crunch is great with the chips. Not a bad idea, Jeff. Congratulations.

7:14I guess you could just use plain potato chips if you wanted. No, they make, if you'd like, they make a, don't they make it like a spicy sweet baby-raised? Yeah, they have five different types of chips. Yeah, they have two. This is just, this is just standard sweet baby-raised. It's good. You're getting them the kick from the, what are the chips again? Uh, they're sour. No. Cheddar, sour cream. You think that gruffles? It is not bad. The sweet baby-raised barbecue sauce is really good. Yeah, throw in some bacon, maybe even some lettuce. Okay. No, lettuce. Lettuce. What? That's, no, you know, you're messing it up. Yeah. Nobody wants, nobody wants green lettuce. Lettuce is the unnecessary horns of sandwiches. You don't even taste lettuce, do you? No. I think it was the water. I mean, this isn't exactly health food. I would think the lettuce would make it a little healthier. No, it's just water. You're not getting it. Yeah. There's no nutritional benefits of it. Yeah. You know what? Lettuce. That'll help. Well, I can see I don't have a quorum. Why not? So your votes don't count. Why not some sprouts?

8:14Why not? No, I'm anti-sprout. Oh, really? I think that's what sprouts. I think that's what sprouts are. Being sprouts are a falfa. Which any kind? Are those the ones, don't they have salmonella or something? Oh, yeah. Oh, look. I thought the one that was getting caught in it. They're mostly salmonella. Hi. This is Arnold Farquhar, the sprouts league. Can I speak for Tom Graswell? They're full of spiral creatures. I mean, I saw some medical thing I read about. Oh, Jesus. Well, thanks for making him. You're really eating that whole thing. I'm so hungry today. Yeah. It's time not to chicken with Christy Lee. What have you got over there? Well, what do you want to talk about? Researchers, let's get this out of the way, because I know we've teased it for two days. In Oxford, have been studying the great tits for 75 years. They so-called tit project discovered something unusual. A unique feature of the birds known as the great tits and their bird songs. Now, do we have a photograph of some great tits? Yeah, look at that. There we go. It's just so pretty. It's a bird.

9:14It's a bird. It's kind of got a mustard yellow with gray, blue, and white. No matter how beautiful a bird is, just remember, they have no control over their bowels. They just go whenever they go. They don't sit down. They don't plan it. They don't grab it. They don't use a litter box. They don't grab a newspaper. Just a mid-flight. Yeah, bird feeder. Bird feeder people know this. Oh, believe me. I know this. Oh, yeah. You want to put it far away from the patio. It's next to the deck. Kind of to the back a little bit. Now, let me tell you something. It's called a washer. Yes, I do. Don't have one of those Wi-Fi bird feeders that take pictures of the birds when they come and eat. You're missing the bull. I gave those for gifts. Unbelievable. A lot of people this year. Oh, I forgot I had that one. I bought three others. So I'm sorry. So the Oxford University in the UK, this is actually called the TIT project. Yeah. What was unusual about these birds? According to the BBC, the long-running research project took place in with the woods near Oxford.

10:16Officially, the scientific endeavor titled The Windom Woods TIT project. They found that the great tits of a similar age sing remarkably similar songs. Wow. This reminds me of John Fox's old bit. Are you kidding me? I remember John Fox's piece about there was a commercial. I think it was for Dove, Dishwashing Liquid. Remember this? No. Can you tell? No, it wasn't Dove. It was ivory. It was ivory dish soap. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Can you tell that she doesn't have dishwasher hands anymore? Oh, dishpan hands. Yeah. Yeah. Her hands looked just like her daughters. Yeah. And her hands and they were the older woman's hands. The mom's hands were not affected by years of dishwashing. John Fox, you just say, in whip-out or boob, I'll tell you who's the older context. The birds which live for three to four years on average continue to sing out of date tunes as they grow older. In contrast, young great tits prefer to learn the latest songs and sing those instead. So latest songs.

11:16So each generation has its own tunes. So the essence of it is the older birds. Right. If this is just like people. Right. You know, what's your jam? It's often whatever you got into when you're a teenager or whatever. Sure. You love those old songs. I think it's weird. It's kind of cool. Yeah. And with a name like that, I hope they had the research group at T-shirts. Is it a slang term over there as well? That's a good question. Adult Tom. Do you know that? I don't know the answer to that. I would think so. I would think. I don't know. It's for universal. I don't know. I can certainly make a call. I think they call them breasticles in England. Breasticles. No. Or just chest. May I have a piece of chest? I have a piece of chest. I know it's a cheat cheese in Mexico. I will never. If you're in Mexico. Yes.

12:16Speaking of birds, on a related note, two women from Texas are in custody, allegedly using a drone to fly plastic bird decoys filled with contraband into a Louisiana prison. You know what? That is a great girlfriend. End or wife. Okay. A great pair of sheriffs office said the women were being paid $40,000 to smuggle drugs, phones, and tobacco using fake crows attached to drones. Incorrected. You know what that is? Commerce. That is. Yeah. Man. So, I would imagine this is going to be a big thing from now on, because drone technology is gotten so cheap and anybody can fly one. True. They look like crows these... Yes. Great noise. There you go. That's awesome. So they just drop that crow off of the drone. So it looks like a falling crow in the yard. Yep. And inside... You're pills and you're... Wouldn't it be... Bacco?

13:16Far less expensive to actually get a dead crow and... Oh. But how would you get it over there? Just... Hollow it out. The drone would pick it up. So then I'm confused. Then do you shove that up your ass? Yes. When... When... When am I going to learn? When am I going to learn? You really... You can't talk to him. No. About any subject without... I just looked over and he's just smiling. He... His life is hard. He's crying. But that really is kind of clever. Yeah, it is. Yeah. It's not bad. So... They used to hit tennis balls. And you'd... You'd open the tennis ball up and put stuff in there and... That's not bad. But what happened to guard towers? Yeah. As soon as something flies over that wall, can't you just shoot it down? Well, you... You paid a guard tower. Oh. They got a little... They got a right taste. Sure. They wet the beak. Yes. No. So... I would think... They do it at night. Or the... Maybe they're not out in the yard. But if a crow...

14:16You know, the next day you go out, there's a dead crow sitting there. Right. So to speak. You... Belly full of drugs? Yeah. But... This shows that it's important to have women working in STEM... And learning math and science. Being able to... Be able to eviscerate a crow and fill it with heroin... You know what? ...and send it over the wall. With you saying that, I realize women are people too. Thank you, Charles. Yes. You want to take them? No. I'm done. I don't... There's nothing you can do with them anymore. There's nothing you can do with them anymore. No. Damn. Give us a song about this, Pat. Uh, no. You asked me to do a song about the last story. And boy, did I misinterpret that. What? Which one? The TIT... Oh, the bird thing. So I'm sitting there like, ooh. Well, maybe we should hear it. I can tell you. Yeah, there you go. A song about TITS. Yes. See where you made a mistake. Are you being serious? Or is this a setup? I know. I was thinking of black birds smuggling in the dead of night. That's not it. You have a song or not. About what?

15:16Whatever. TITS. About the birds, the famous birds that are studying in England are the... You asked me to sing a song about TITS. And I just... All right. Got it down in Barbara. Barbara Brian is a name I see. She's very intoxicating. I'm like a moth to a flame. I don't always better name. I don't have one. No, depending on how things are going. What are you doing? The name changes. Being a guy. I haven't had a drink in 15 years. I walk a very straight line. But in Barbara. Oh, Brian's boobs were booze. I bail on it all at a time. Because who would come in nice right now? Do you have your kazoo for the next time? Not now. Never been a boo man. And I don't need to object to fine. Mama, mama, mama, mama, mama, mama. That's nice. I stay sober, baby. All hellin' knows I try. Mama, mama, mama, mama, mama.

16:17Go to my A.M. meetings. But all I think about a double D's or a bar, bro. Brian's boobs were booze. I'd wake up with the DTs. There you go. Closer to the mic. You and a guy's known by dilemma here. Right? I do. If it were, if I was close to the mic, what would have happened? He would have come with a thing. I would have been too close to the mic. Bad night, Pat and I simultaneously, and melodically pointed out that you were way back. If Barbara's boobs were booze. I'd be at my big gain. If a rock was full of wine, I'd go from G-total to Samoyay. so they gotta down Colone and Barbara. Barbara now chick Bobrow Bryant is a name. Why don't you keep playing so paddle, forget and use the a'be used to use before.

17:24Wow. Yeah, well, I hope that was my fault. I'm a trouble. Sorry. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. Bit of a Tata's or Tito's. I know I had me a sip. I fucked along the wagon. It was one little nip. If a cheat sheet was full of tequila, I'd lick the salt, squeeze those limes. Oh, Barbara O'Brien's boobs were booze. I've been loaded all of the time. It's all over my head. Oh, yeah. You're talking about you, Bella. Ah, ah, ah. Barbara O'Brien's boobs were booze. I'd be smashed. Totally it faced all of the time. One more time, Josh. Bring it here. Come on, Josh. Bring it home, Josh. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yes, sir. I can't tell I'm muffled with his. Is it not bearable?

18:24No, not bearable. It was like Peter Frampton, do you feel like we do it? You could hear it. We got every. We had my first text. Lovely. That was very funny. Yeah, yeah. That's very good. That's it for another Bob and Tom show, Extra, Catch us on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher. For Bob and Tom Extra, this is Christopher. Take care, everybody. Hi, I'm Joe Salcihi. I hosted the Stacking Benjamin's podcast. Most economists agree small amount of inflation is actually good. 2% is what you're going for. But why is everybody freaking out? Oh, because it's the fallout. People don't track their budget. You have this slow slipping that happens every month. To all of a sudden you go, man, I don't have any money. The reason is now two people go to a restaurant. The bill is 60 bucks for two. Two guys walking to a restaurant. They start screaming. Is that hilarious? $60. Stacking Benjamin's. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.