B&T Extra: Strip Club talk, Llamas, & Surgery

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4:08You flashed your badge, maybe it's time to eat gold. Miss something, here you go. We'll try to catch you up. This is Bob and Tom Extra. I'm Chick McGee, and there's Willie Griswald. What's up, man? What's up, indeed? Where are we talking about Josh's visit to the strip club, a legendary story? Yeah, I mean, I do have some shame about it, but... No, you know, what are you gonna do? I went to a strip club for my bachelor at party. When we got there, we saw a girl we went to high school with. Oh, dancing? Yeah. And then on the mail stage, we saw her stepbrother. Is that right? They're right together. Yeah. That's not real. It's 100% real. That was 100% real, man. That was an amazing story. Well, you've all helped our friends get a job, right? Give somebody a reference.

5:09What the heck? Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's been a good 15 years since I've been to one in all honesty. But when I stopped going, it was 50, 50 men women in the crowd. Oh, yeah. I have a lot of married friends whose wives want to go. Yeah. And they enjoy it just as much as their house. And it's one of those industry things, too, where bartenders get off work, and that's the bar that's open. And they hang out. Yeah. Yeah. And they go and do a busier strip club than the weekend. There was a PGA event in Louisville. Oh, my gosh. That's right. You haven't seen so many titleist hats in your life. Crazy. Holy heck. I can't remember the last time I was in a strip club. Yeah, I mean, either. Was there a time where you enjoyed going? There was a strip club called Big Owls, a peoria. Yeah. Legendary. Right next to the jukebox. There was a comedy club. It's kind of an event we'd go there and host shows.

6:09The last one was a theater. And they got to go to Big Owls. And I did. And it ended. I was backstage with the girls. And they were in their dressing room. And they're talking about stuff that they could care less about. It's exactly like that in a locker room. Yeah. Can you sign these for me? Yeah, absolutely. And then the next morning when we had to leave to come back to Indianapolis, he comes out to the car and all the comedians were leaving. He's covered in glitter. Yeah. Yeah. It was amazing. What did you do last night? Yeah. I got covered in glitter. Yeah. Yeah. You're hilarious. I started getting bored. Because they were fun for a while. They were really fun. Yeah. Just seeing my buddies. I always loved watching my friends and those like all of a sudden I would look up and be like, well. Looks like one of the girls talked to Mark and do a private. And you lose them. Yeah. We went to the bachelor party and we just lost a guy and it was dinner and people were like, hey, where's Chad? And we finally called him up and he was still at the strip club.

7:10So funny. You know who I can't see going to a strip club ever is Greg Warren. No, I don't think he would. No. Now I'm not saying he hasn't. Right. Because one of the best strip clubs I've ever been to, he went to school. He went to college where that was. Oh. So he must. I'll have to ask him if he ever went there. Yeah. He's such a, he's such a gentleman. I know he would just be like, excuse me, man. I'm sorry, but my friends are here. Do you guys remember the lingerie lunch had the 90s and a chokehold, dude? Like it was every, every radio place was broadcasting from a lingerie lunch. I would host them. I would. That's great. lingerie lunch. Here's busty bell. I was just tucked away in the manager's office somewhere. I was walking 10 years old. Yeah. Hey, we're doing a radio promo at the lingerie lunch. You're the same. Yeah. I mean, I'm sneaking my head out there just having my life changed. Yeah. And I don't know what the, well, I know evidently the word lingerie is magical because just because that was in the title that it was okay for the girls to walk around naked,

8:11pretty. I mean, they were the sheerest. Wow. Close. Yeah. I mean, why even bother? Just walking on the board. Well, and that was a weird thing. I worked at the brokerage firm then, and the older gentleman would go over to it. And then they would come back with bags of lingerie that they had bought like, they got a commission. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They would buy the lingerie for all the ladies. And then they would give it here. I can't take this home to my wife here. You got a girlfriend. Give it to her. And so I would always get a bunch of free lingerie from all the old dudes. Weird. That's weird. That is weird. Yeah. But that's what they were doing. And you would bid to buy the lingerie off of it. Yeah. The girls were wearing. Yeah. Got one. Were you ever a strip club guy? I don't see that. No. No. And the last time that I was in a strip club, I could shoot on a song in here. I could tell you the story. Oh, yeah. I was the bottle story. This is a true story. I would love to hear a song about a strip club from the one the only Pat God.

9:11Driving home late from Detroit. Stark and orange cones. Lost in a strange part of town. No place to break down a lot. Oh, no. I hit a pot. Hold on to Glick did Avenue. Then I bust a tire. I hit a pot. Hold on to Glick did Avenue. Situations dire. Waiting for help at a strip club. On a moat town and but your night. I sip the 10 dollar Pepsi. Lap dance cost 45. Good God. I hit a pot. Whoa. Glick did Avenue. Now I'm hanging with the strippers. I hit a pot. Hold on to Glick did Avenue. She's rubbing on my zipper. I'm done. I do. You're Glick did Avenue.

10:12Is it at the bar? Yeah, with my back to everybody. I was so freaked out. It was called the flight club. It was a real fancy one. And it's outside of Detroit. Well, you were saying that you were always in the kitchen in the back or in the manager's office. Weird, weird story. But my... That's how I met Christy Lee when I was a kid. As my mom was a bar DJ. And when she didn't have a sitter, we would go to work with her. And sit in the kitchen. And just so happened, my mom worked for Christy and her husband who owned that bar at the time. So I met Christy when I was like seven. I gave her a little bar. Yeah, hanging out at a bar. Yeah, so... When you have, you live in your best life, eating at a dinner. Oh, I loved it. We had French fries and baskets every night. Shirley temples. Like, everybody took care of us. We just had coloring books and sitting on a milk crate. Oh, yeah. It was wonderful. I had no idea. Like, this is not what you should be doing. I remember one time I was in the green room before I went to school. And then Tim Wilson was on here that day. And Dean walked in like, hey, Tim, time to come on air.

11:14And he goes, give me a minute. I'm teaching Willie about Bobby Whitlock. And that was that. Tim waited like five or four minutes before he went on air. Yeah, that's Tim. In some weird babysitters. I was lucky. Yeah. Yeah. What else you got over there in the news, Jess? What do I have in news? Let's look. Police in the UK are praising a herd of llamas for detaining a suspected thief until officers could arrive. Love it. The llamas held the perpetrator? Yeah. The man had allegedly mugged a woman before jumping the fence onto a farm. However, his escape route was cut off by eight llamas who chased him and surrounded him. No way. Yeah. What? Owners Heidi Price and Graham Oliver were alerted to the intruder by the llamas cries. Mr. Oliver found terrified. He was circled by the animals and before police arrived at the scene, and then they finally arrested him on suspicion of theft. Do you think in some way the llamas knew?

12:14They would have, right? They'd have to. Well, I mean, he jumped the fence onto their property. So I don't know. I wonder if, I mean, are they hurting animals? I guess. Oh, I was looking for this. This is a llamas, what sound a llama makes when it screams, I guess. That's terrifying. Amazing. Now that one, that's probably closer to. Yeah, I guess any animal will protect their area, right? Yeah, I suppose so. That's great. Yeah. You know, Chrissy wants a pet llama. Is that right? Alpaca. Alpaca. What's the difference? That's a difference. Oh, no, I don't remember. Yeah, a couple. I think. Yeah, one smaller. One's taller. One's religious. One's not. Oh, okay. Do you want to hear the first joke I ever wrote that I did an open mic? That is. What? I'm warning you. It's horrible. Okay. So I was doing some reading about Ben Laden. Is that part of the setup?

13:15Yeah. I'm trying to figure out why it's such a jerk, why you hate it? Come and find out that guy. I'm not making this up. 47 wives. Yeah. That'll ruin any man. Oh, yeah. For each wife that she would bear him a son, he would buy her five llama. Okay. For each daughter she bore him, he would buy her one llama. Okay. I was like, oh, well, that explains it. I think I had to deal with a whole lot of Osama baby mama llama drama. It's a fun joke. I love it. All right. And how? You're getting a standing ovation from chick. I'm going to. I'm going to. I'm going to. I'm going to. I'm going to. I don't know what to do. Okay. Yes. Jeff, if you did that now, forced. You know what I mean? No, but it's not true. If you did that, you wouldn't be so nervous before shows. That's a killer. I've got to wait right now. Just telling you wait a second. None of that's true. The 47 wives is true. But the part about. Gifting the llamas not true at all. No, I just want to say, oh, send up the llama drama. When you think of backwards.

14:16When you think of baby llama drama, you got to find that out. You got to figure that out. You got to work backwards. has to be your opener every night. That's a good thing in your fail to mention, honk. Did you guys know our turns out of some of them? I could do that. Nice. People are gonna start yelling that it shows. Oh, Sama, baby, mama, mama. What's the punchline again? Oh, Sama, baby, mama, mama, mama, drama. That's a tough one. It looks like you're seizing. I'm holding it. It does look like you're mouthed or something goofy during that. You have no reason to be ashamed of that joke. No, it's wonderful. You did good. A man in Argentina who was supposed to have gallbladder surgery was shocked to find that the doctors had given him a vasectomy instead. Oh. Jam Press reports that Mr. Jorge Bace went in for gallbladder procedure and was taken into surgery without being properly checked in by hospital staff. After waking up, he was told he had accidentally been sterilized.

15:17Oh, no. His lawyer, Diego Larry. Hey. Wait a minute. Diego Larry. That's funny. That's very funny. Said the mix up occurred because the hospital tends to perform gallbladder operations on Tuesdays and the sanctamies on Wednesdays. Stupid me. Come, bladder operations on Wednesdays. Doctors reportedly told him the procedure was not likely to be reversible. Wow. Due to Mr. Bace's age, devastated by the news, the 41-year-old who has three grown sons told local media that he had always wanted a little girl. Oh, okay. But at least he's already had some kids. Yeah. Oh, boy. Wow. He's asking it's a money, right? I imagine. Oh, yeah. Man. Diego Larry. Gobladder surgery. But now he's got to go in and have gallbladder surgery. Oh, yeah. He still has to do that. Yeah.

16:17I have to make sure 1,000 times this day. It's gallbladder surgery guys, by the way. But they mark, I mean, I don't know if this was in the States, but here in the States, they mark you, like what they're going to do. They mark you up before you're even in the surgery center. Yeah. Whatever you're having done there. If you, am I the only one that had this gallbladder out? Oh, I still have mine, yeah. Yes, I have mine. Oh, yeah, I had mine out. It was all mushy and it was just horribly. Wow. It looked like an inside out vaginas. They showed it to you. Oh, man. Was this awful? Yeah. Yeah. And the middle of it looked like lentils, stones, and stuff in there was just disgusting. Yeah, that's a fortunate really paints a picture. You do paint a picture. I had the last time I went in for surgery, and they did the Versed, the Twilight, you know? Oh, yeah. And I was awake enough.

17:17You can hear them talking in the background and all that. And somebody said, hey, she works for the Bob and Tom show. And the other guy was like, no kidding. What does she do? And I go, I bought gas. And somebody goes, give her more medicine. Oh, yes, she's not out yet. She's done so way. Yeah. Wow. All right, what else do we have in the news? Akatana is a traditional Japanese sort. Yes, it is. I have one. You do? Yeah, I'm kind of a sword guy. Yeah, I'm kind of a sword guy. I didn't realize I was. I was in here one morning, and I talked about how I have a couple swords. And you're just like, oh, I'm not a sword guy. You're like, you have a couple, and I was like, oh, gosh. Who have I become? Hold on. Are they like in the corner of your apartment or hung on the wall? No, it's for protection. It's my bedroom. It's near my bed. Is it really? Yeah. I don't know. Me and a friend, it was round the hoop of Chicago. We did this thing. We were staying up all night. And we were watching one of those, like, infomercials. Selling a knife set, and every half hour get cheaper, and they throw in something else.

18:19I get it. And finally, it was 2.30 in the morning, and it was 60 bucks for kitchen knives, like, 50 tactical knives and one katana. So it was a good deal. We couldn't pass the deal up. So yeah, I have a katana in my bedroom. In case the foot clan, I have no clue. I mean, it was like, we just smoked a blunt on the beach. It was very picturesque, and then we went back to the hotel, and they were like, we got to get this katana deal. So yeah, I've got a sword. All right. You did it on vacation too. You bought it while you're on vacation. I was moving to Chicago. It was like my first weekend there. Is it real sharp? Oh, yeah, it's, oh, it's plenty sharp. Do you just have one? I have the one I had another, but I'm not sure where it is. And then I have a series of knives that are my friend Shelby's storage space. They're a bunch of tactical knives. They're all four inches. And I'm pretty sure they're illegal to have. So thank you, Shelby, for all the details of this are so grizz-walt, man. Oh, no, I'm a psycho. There's a storage unit. There's, yeah. Do you have one of those knives that's also, like, brass knuckles in the handle? I don't, but I kind of want to get one.

19:20I'm torched into your knife guy. Yeah, I'm kind of a knife guy. I like a blade. Don't we like a blade? No one likes a blade. Why can't I get a switch blade? You, I guess those are really good. You can, my dad eventually got one. He found. Did he? Yeah. Well, your dad would operate outside the law. I mean, you know that. Oh, yeah, yeah, well. Can you try and find out how he got? Don't you have a switch blade comb? I do have a switch blade. He has the finest switch blade comb. And I don't know, and I shuffle of toys over here. I don't know. Have you guys ever been to a knife show? Yes. Yeah. What else do they have there? They also had, yeah, like they had like, tranchils. Same, really? Yeah. Like, snake guy and knife guy are the same guy. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That van diagram is. Yeah. Are you ready? Yeah. Look at that. And that's got some heft Jewish. Yeah. It really has some, and that there's actual screws in it. So you can tighten or loosen the screw. It's very. It looks like a good beard comb. Very. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

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