B&T Extra: Comedian Al Jackson

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6:16You got a green looks like a seal face of it. It's a reversible Puma jacket. Welcome back to the early 90s. It's great for guys like me that are trying to, if you want to cut your wardrobe in half but double it. That's what getting reversible clothing does. I'm in the era. I'm almost in my time era where I'm just down to one outfit like Star Trek. Now what's on the other? If you reverse that thing, what color is it on the inside? It's just all blue. Oh, okay, because that's kind of a nice green getting ready for St. Patrick's the area. Yeah, probably not this year. I do want to say one thing because there were some jokes made about people's weekend plans jokes that I consider a little untoward. I thought we were all friends in here. But honestly, we're in a new era where like everybody feels feels like this pressure to have their weekend packed. Whatever happened and not having anything to do on the weekend. Those are the best weekends. Absolutely. Everybody's I'm going on a hike and

7:20my boyfriend's painting and we're hooking up with sounds that just don't do anything. See how that works out? I think it'll be fine. That's what I'm going to do. I haven't done that in months. I do nothing weekend. Yes. All right. I don't think a good idea. I've got to explain that just we're underrated. What that means. Now we were just talking about some history stuff. We mentioned and I just realized the connection. We mentioned Sergio Mendes and Brazil 66. Yeah, we did. And not just 66, 77, 88. This was his big hit. You'll recognize this after about 10 seconds in. Yeah. Yeah. This is one of his first hits I think, right? Yeah. It sounds kind of like the here's where it kicks in with some cool vocals. I like this one. Yeah. That's great. Jack Lemon nervously making a drink. Yes. For a young Shirley McLean. What I forgot about was we also had that was also in this date that Harrison Ford crashed his

8:23plane into a golf course and survived of course. Oh, yeah. I'd forgotten that Harrison Ford before he was famous was a carpenter and his first major gig was he built a recording studio for Sergio Mendes. Look at that. There you go. That's a coincidence. Put a ball on that, didn't we? Was that someone called Musque Nada? Yes. Very good. There you go. Let's get none of that. I listened to that song over and over in college. I just thought it was such a cool song and there's also a remake where this it's a little bit faster in this this woman sings it. It's just such it's such a cool song. That's what I think. Well, like I've used it a remake of it. Yeah. They did, but it was just like kind of like it was a Hispanic one like a Latin Latina singer that did it. But yeah, it's it's just crazy. Like those are the kinds of songs felt I'm now listen. I'm a man of a certain age, but I can't say that I've had boots on the ground. That's one of those songs that like when a woman comes to your spot and you know she likes you

9:27when there's something music like that that's playing. It's a conversation starter. It's a song that she's not going to associate with any other guy. And she's not going to associate with any other situation. And it's kind it's funky. It's kind of sexy. And like while you're making a drink or something, it's like a great song to have playing with somebody you're interested in comes to the crib. So I'm just throwing that out there. I think Josh Neil, I can see Jack lemon with one of those shakers with the little measuring cup. The apartment. Just watch that movie. I saw that. I just now, although I should explain our guest. Do you know Kelly Colette? Have you guys met before? Hey, what's up, Kelly? I feel like you are one of the names that I see when I'm coming to a club where I'm currently there. And I can see the comics that have been there or coming. I always see your name. So it's great to meet you. It's nice to meet you. I feel the same way about you. I'm like, I know who Al Jackson is. And then I was like, I don't know if we've ever met before, but I know who you are. I have a question. A question for both of you and Pat

10:28to and Josh. All right. I just received a letter. We were talking about Battle Creek, Michigan, the home of some very fine cereal. We did a whole hunk about breakfast cereal. That's no lot. There is a comedy club there. Yeah, Gary Fields ran it. And I was told that when you would play there, he would take you on a tour of the cereal factory. And they would they would take out your picture. I have it. And put it on the car of a box of cereal. Yeah. And all of the photos when you'd walk in the comedy club were photographs of the comedians, instead of the usual. That's amazing. It's really cool. That's so awesome. They only pictures of me on milk cartons. Did you ever experience that, Al? No, that is so cool. And that's the kind of thing that I miss. And Kelly, you, you know, being out of the nada, you know, there's like some really cool comedy clubs that are like, there used to be, I remember the comedy connection and Toledo.

11:32They had to rebuild. And what they did was I guess the space they took over was an old bowling alley. So they took the wood from the bowling alley floor. And they put it on the wall. So it's like a really cool aesthetic. And they like brought, they kept that vibe of like what the place used to be. And it just, it kept from like these spaces just becoming like sterile, corporate, comedy work environments. And they just kind of seemed like they embodied the city that they, that they represented. So Shada, I wish I had done that gig. I would kill. First of all, I was good with the tour. I didn't even need my picture. Yeah. What cereal box would you want to be on? Well, actually, I think it was all honest. It's actually. I know. Yeah. I'm aware of that. I would like to have, and it is general mills. So this wouldn't necessarily happen. But I'd like to have my arm around boobery, like world pals. Yeah, we are all pals. That's good. I mean, what's cereal? What cereal would an L Jackson be appropriate on the cup? What? I mean, because I'm dressed,

12:33I'm dressed for it. So I would say Lucky Charms, but that wasn't my cereal. Lucky Charms is like, it would get, it would give me anxiety because you just get the, the, the, the not good marshmallow. And you're just like, when am I going to have another marshmallow bite? Ain't like that. I was really, even though I was ahead of my time, I was, I was a frosted shredded wheat. I love those. Really good. I would eat them without cereals. Yeah, me too. I would eat them without milk. I would just pop them. Uh-huh. So you don't, you don't want to be in the cover of frosted flakes? Well, Tony, the tiger. No, no, like the shredded wheat. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Thanks for listening, Tom. What are you doing? Well, because are you frosted miniweets or the, yeah, that's what you meant, you meant the frosted miniweets. Oh, yeah. Frosted miniweets within the yellow box. Yeah. And I would pop them. The only thing is sometimes you forget that people do take shredded wheat to, you know, be a little bit more regular. Uh-huh. And sometimes you're just like, what? It's my stomach feel like that. And you realize maybe you should have not eaten as many, many weeks, but I, I, no regrets. That was my, that would be my box, for sure. Josh,

13:36you thought about it? I mean, do you think I would put my arm around blueberry? But that's it. I mean, what about if you were a, is that, that's not a Kellogg's product, though, is it? Oh, sorry about me to go strictly Kellogg's. I'm kind of trying to figure out what it is you're wanting one of us to say. I have one. I have one. I would want to be on a box of cereal with Captain Crunch, because I love a man with a boat. And, uh, very good. I very much like the idea, they have a certain cereal where they call oops, all berries. What do I think is hilarious? It's just like, oops, we messed up and they took the mistake. They all did. And then they profit. Don't they do that periodically? Like, either that all the time, there's a giant Frankenstein switch there that switches the boo berries on and off and it's knocked into on. Is it like, is it like the McGrib? It only comes around occasionally. Some, some of them. I think oops, all berries may be. I can't, yeah. I think you can always get oops, all berries now. Yeah. But I like the idea that there's like this, oops, I ate the whole box. Like nothing matters. We're all going to that. You know what I mean? It's like a very. In the now, you know, I know,

14:40Al, the point of this aspect of this program, I should explain to Kelly. Al is going to try to teach me something about street lingo. Al, what have you got for me today? I have quite a few, but I have to ask this because this will probably be my only time to ask this on, uh, and for the rest of my life. Uh, hopefully because this was a Midwestern, maybe like a regional serial. Did you guys have King vitamin? Yes. Oh, yeah. We never got it, but I saw it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. It wasn't everywhere, but I was like, did I dream that my dad used to stock up King vitamin? It was like this. And let me tell you just, please, let me hear King vitamin. It wasn't a cartoon. It was a god. That was a box. A king. It was like, uh, some, he looked like a, uh, an act. He was an actor. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I don't know. Check your, your being Harrison Ford is an actor. This was a drunk man. They write out. So they got you some b-roll hopped of a man. I think that we're making some assumptions here. It's a fun man. It kind of looks like

15:42a guy from Monty Python. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Right. Yeah. There you go. Oh, that makes me feel so much better. I was worried it was just me. All right. Time. Let's get into it. Okay. Uh, time. Well, let's start off, um, you know, we want to, uh, sure, guess in the world that like, you know, these things, so we're going to start with an easy one. Time tell everybody quickly, what a baddie is. Um, a baddie. Yes. Baddie, baddie. Um, I'm about a woman of easy virtue. She's, she's a baddie. Round heeled. Oh, like a big is what you're doing. Is that what you're doing? All right. She's, it's bad. We're bad. Oh, bad kind of means what world would that be bad? Time. Yeah. What are you saying? Uh, I'm, I'm not getting warm. Am I? No, no, you're kind of, it's a woman. Yeah. She's a baddie. Uh, is this a suggestion to someone not to take her out that this is not going to go well? The opposite. No. Oh, it's, oh, it's, she's bad. She's, yes. She's, like I said, a little bit of easy virtue. She kisses with her mouth open. Okay. She just means she's hot. Okay. Yeah. That's a good thing. Yeah. Yeah. But she saw it in end giving.

16:47No, that's not part of it. But, um, well, that then, then who wants to go out with her? Yeah. So this is stuck up just wants a free dinner. Okay. Yeah. Who should think she is? All right. Tom, that went, uh, that didn't go as well. That was horrible. I thought we were going to blow through that. Yeah. Yeah. No help. Okay. Next. All right. Uh, Tom, what is, uh, what would you say that's a body? You appointed somebody and say, that's a body. I would assume you'd be admiring the, uh, curvaceous nature of a young lady. And so that's a body. No help me know. Okay. Uh, somebody makes my sense. Oh, that's, that's not a bad guess. What do you think it is, pan? Oh, that's somebody that's somebody important. That's a body. Oh, that's, yeah. No, I like that. That's not correct. But you're in the right house. You're not in the right room, but you're in the right house. I like where you going, Pat. Okay. That's a body. Is it

17:49that person being important to you? A member of an entourage. It's really doesn't have any. He's just a body. Part of your family. No. No. The exact opposite. This person could be considered maybe a buddy. Oh, all right. Is this someone who's, uh, uh, the, the close friend of someone who's really famous? No. Somebody that you slept with. It's a friend with benefits in a way. Oh, yeah. That's a body. Or that's somebody on my body count. Yes. Exactly. I think that's where it came from. Got you. That makes sense. Yeah. So Tom, could you use the word the phrase that's a body in sentence? Please, please do. And I want you to name names. Okay. So Pat got him and walks into a bar. Yeah. And, um, from me under the bus. I, I don't know. This is, this is, you're going to be happy with this. And, um, it's Kim Knight at the bar. And all the ladies are named Kim. And Pat walks into the bar and goes, Oh, that's a body. That's a body. That's another body.

18:50That's another body. I've dated it married only Kim's also. Yeah. There you go. I did not know that. Yes. I have, Pat is a, a history of Kim's first name. He doesn't have a Korean fetish. Yes. I actually do. We are. He made. How many are we talking quickly? Uh, too many, uh, Jesus three, right? Many ex-girlfriends and two wives. Yeah. Oh, all right. That's very weird. You should read a book. The weird part is he had a tattoo that said Kim, which he covered up and then married another Kim. Could I just left the tattoo? When that had been odd, when we first got naked, there was a Kim in my shoulder already. Oh, that's good. I freaked out. I'm about to be a body and his trunk. That's what I'm talking about. Different definition of body, but perfectly valid. Okay. I'll, we got time for one more. What is it? All right. Tom, let's end with one that you're definitely, you've definitely heard from your, your youngest kids. Tom, what are aura points? Oh, yeah, yeah, aura. I give up. I don't know. Your aura is your good vibes that you give out.

20:01So you create a aura. You create an aura. So you get plenty of aura points if you're a great person. Yes. You got it right. Even though you begrudgingly did so. I wasn't sure. Yeah. That's exactly what you nailed it. Yeah, that's exactly. I mean, it could be good or bad, but yeah, the good things you do, oh, those are going to be aura points for for Tommy came in and worked on the Saturday for free. That's a good thing. So it's like, so like, it could be good or bad. Thank you, Al, okay. That's it for another Bob and Tom show extra catches on iTunes, Google Play and Stitcher. For Bob and Tom extra, this is Christopher. Take care, everybody. Hi, I'm Joe Salci. Hi, host of the Stacking Benjamin's podcast. Most economists agree. Small amount of inflation is actually good. Two percent is what you're going for. But why is everybody freaking out? Oh, because it's the fallout, people don't track their budget. You have this slow slipping that happens every month. To all of a sudden, you go, man, I don't have any money. The reason is now two people go to a restaurant. The bill is 60 bucks for two.

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