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Hi, this is Kylie Breakman, Angel Jaretana, Jeremy Cole, Hane Cash, McDonald, and we're the hosts of the artists on artists on artists on artists podcast. The improvised character comedy podcast were each week a new panel of artists discuss their craft. Join us for a panel of Eurovision participants. And we do a little Halloween sometimes. Does the Pope dress up? He, he winks on Halloween. He gets rid of Nixon of microphone. You get him. I hear you get the bubbles here. The eyelashes hate each other. You never seen it least so quiet as when the Pope gets up to ring on Halloween. Listen to artists on artists on artists on artists every Thursday on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. So what like by azer rather than or so, at least 70% have a phone. I'm Dr. Joy and this is therapy for black girls. We spend our surviving middle school run getting into what's happening inside your kids' brain, the group chat and their friendships and what you can do about it. Your child is not doing this on purpose. That's the kind of perspective we've been pulling from the psychologists and psychiatrists

who study this for a living. Listen to therapy for black girls on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. Self-care September is your reminder to slow down, check in with yourself, get off your phone, and maybe ask why am I like this? I'm Gemis Begg, host of the Psychology of your 20s podcast. In this month, we're helping you make sense of the person that you are becoming from setting boundaries and navigating friendships to understanding anxiety, confidence, relationships and attachment. Sometimes our biggest decisions, without us even realizing it, aren't driven by what we truly want, but by what will prevent us from feeling lonely or being alone. Listen to the psychology of your 20s on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Our hometown is not a test tube. 90 miles northeast of Nashville, a battle for the future of America plays out in one small town. Developers with right wing ties have purchased hundreds of acres of land.

We need cities on a shining hill. This is our town. A podcast about what happens when a small town becomes the site of a social experiment and fights back. I guess you didn't move in on a bunch of dumb hillbillies now, did you? Listen to our town on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. College football will hijack your weekend, ruin your sleep and break your heart. And that's why we make the Sullivan Purple College football show. I'm Ty Hildenbrand. He's Dan Rubinstein. Every week we preview the games that matter in the storylines that are going to ignite your group chat. And you can join us in the aftermath as we react to what happened, why it matters, and how the sport went completely bonkers yet again. Listen to the Solid Verbal College football show on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. It's time for the hot tea. Morning, monsters.

So my routine is truck driver. Wake up at any given time in the morning anywhere from 1 to 5 a.m. Get up, go pee, put my teeth in, go inside the store, get a cup of ice, fill with water, come back, get on the road and take off. I'm on his road in this truck for 12 days a week before I go home and that's just how we do it. Chorles are harby black toe. That troubles me, Da, raised your back, resort, and

Oh Russ ate here baby Rock and ride filling into a trivia this morning instead of old Russ Rollins I love rock and roll Oh black toe Ryan loves you, too, baby great top today on you Amor Nova and a great bottom too. What's going on? Hey rock and roll in here And we're gonna be doing triple our trivia Which stands for really rock and Ryan's trivia We're gonna have a good time angels here. He's running the board. How you doing big age? I'm doing fantastic Rock and Ryan I also call you ain't sure arrested ones. I was like that sounds cool. That's not a thing All right, so Get on the line and get sexy 479161041 Oh Trivius brought to you by sento movie. Oh no trivius brought to you by one of my house definitely visit our guys over at one of my house and

Keep the financing and get all that taken care of for you. That's one of my house calm and then The price for now is brought to you by sento moving sento moving calm and visit that website cntmoving.com get a quick instant quote today and you'll be able to move cross town cross country Move your business or your home that sento moving calm. Yeah, we'll move that ass if you a lady right? Amber Noah you know hey The lot of great prizes in the prize pinion of today angel Yes, we do all first got a pair to see the strokes at the benchmark international arena on September the 12 So that's that's just in a few days. So we got those tickets. We also have you want to see some strokes check out my only fans later today as well. Huh wow I Do weener stuff Winner stuff I got you Yeah, we got a pair to see Luke Brian at the mid-Forda credit you ampetheter on September the 10th That's tomorrow and then we have a pair to see Orlando city sc versus Toronto fc at inter.co stadium on September the 12th

We're busy few days and those are the prizes in today's prizes. Oh, no fc that's crazy if you want to see me f Check out my only fans after the show definitely rocky Ryan got to make that money up You are really pushing it today. Hey, hey, why don't you come over here and I'll really push it. Okay, I can ride I can ride it in the morning Lot of great prizes a lot of great trivia. Hey who we got on the line angel go ahead and pick a number from one to five That's right back at you. Not easy to just think of a number isn't Uh, we don't have a light six tonight. I'm just gonna randomly Line five that's mark and dab and port hey mark get out of dab and port. What do you ever do to you? No? How you doing buddy? How you doing mark Morning, how you guys doing? All right, we're doing fantastic mark and we're here to help you win some prizes and you I'm gonna ask you a question You don't know the answer you've got either amber The full throttle model Nova to help you or DJ angel of boom

That's up to you. All right, all right mark. Here is your trivia question. No bogus list.com was used for this but You want to feel old 31 years ago This video game system was released in the United States 31 years ago today what video game system was that got five seconds Then got a 64 Nintendo 64 is incorrect boom But you've got two people to help you out you've got angel and you've got amber who do you want to go with? Ah Let's go with amber Amber 31 years ago today 1995 this gaming system was released in the United States. Yes already looking at the YouTube chat. I'm not looking at the YouTube chat. I just saw you. I didn't I'm looking at really not looking let's go amber five seconds. I've had it. Okay, Mark. It's

I think you were close to Nintendo. I think it might have been the the original Nintendo. This is super No, it'd be it'd be after original Nintendo 95 was like right around super So if it's 95 I think 64 was after I think it's super or Sega Or I was gonna say super Nintendo which would have came before so no if it's 31 years you're right It would not be super Nintendo because I'd be before Nintendo 64. This is not a gang bag. Let's get it going You're working it so Ryan Rock and Ryan just get you know made it a little left or right way to win blows All right, Mark five. What should I go for? Three I One what's your answer? I think it starts with it's not now duck hunt Mark I'm so sorry Okay, wow you said duck hunt like super Nintendo that's good the gun

Oh, that would be way before Nintendo 64. Yeah, that's older. I'm going back in time Yeah, yeah, you gotta move it forward or back it up. It's up to you what you want to do Hey, who else we got online angel. Oh, I answered that by the way was the PlayStation Sony PlayStation You know PlayStation easy. I just think it's okay. We got another call on the line Boom boom consume who we got angel Mike and Keenan'sville Keenan'sville that next to Kel'sville. Okay. That's for three people Hey, how you doing Mike? It's going on brother. All right Here's your next question the office the TV show the office. I don't help you're familiar with it But the the the the mad who played Michael Scott Left in the middle of the season. He gave me my mic Steve Carell An HBO star was actually offered four million dollars to play the new manager for Dunder, Missland HBO star But he turned it down Who was that HBO star

Oh boy Five He's the one running it. This is the problem we have he's this guy's googling while you're stalling No, I'm not I'm just trying to guess with it Steve Harvey Steve Harvey is incorrect You got angel we're very to help you out angel It's HBO star. It's 2011. He's offered three million dollars To play Steve Carell's character on the office or to play the new manager on the office Oh, sorry, he's offered actually four million dollars HBO comes back. They said hey We're gonna offer you Three million to not take this role altogether that way you do not corrupt the legacy of your character. Yeah Angel who is That HBO star this might have been the move that would have gotten me to pay attention to the stupid show

But it was James Gandalfini Power is in my hands today Oh my god Congratulations, Mike you win you get to be the plug and promote whatever you want next segment and So stay on the line don't go anywhere. We'll get you one of those prizes. Yeah James Gandalfini man that would have been cool It's crazy. I need just gets in and out here No James Gandalfini so that would have made you wants the office if Tony soprano was the new manager and that would have been one of those things where I would have been like Okay, that's bizarre and again, I get how huge the office was and There's some of the jokes that that The cultural reference jokes and kind of like the pop culture significance of the show But I'm not I can't sit here and say that for like I was watching it season after season after season

Now I have I can say that there's a couple there's a handful of episodes that I have like that's one of those ones where I have watched episodes to through their entirety You know what I'm saying? I've never seen an episode of friends, but I've seen episodes of this What blasphemy no, I've really only seen maybe three episodes listen to him. He's doing the same thing Yeah, I was on a way how popular friends was until I'm I'd college one of my college roommates She loved friends and had every like the box set of every season of friends and would watch it all day long nonstop And I did not know friends was that popular to be honest with you. I've only seen it maybe two or three times Just wasn't my my cup of tea the office though like much like friend friend seems like it's made for a specific Group of people yeah, the office Does not but it's very divisive when it comes to be there are people that like hate the office and that style of humor And they like much like you angel. They don't want to watch it I think I would a I I usually once Steve Crel leaves the office. I will go back to season one and start over

Because after that it just gets kind of weird. There's all these like plot like because what they did was they they started stunt casting and stunt castings Where you just bring in like celebrities, but I think of bringing in celebrities. So they bring in Uh, like Will Farrell Jim Carrey Uh a bunch just as they're like trying to test it out and I don't like that. I never like but James effing and alfini I would have thought I would love to see what he would have done with that because James Gennel Fini I Obviously everybody knows him from the sopranos, but his other roles every time he popped up in a movie I'm like this guy crushes it 100% of the time Uh, the light. Yeah, there's a movie called the last castle with Robert Redford and James Gandalfini sneaky good movie um So if you don't like the office I get it. It's not for everybody. I'm never gonna stop watching it But I'll never also watch the spin-offs. There's one right now. It's called the paper Oh, I do I do have watched that you've watched a you like it. I didn't finish did I finish all of it? I watched a lot of it and then

But it was good and I like a good British accent. Okay, what's your go-to TV show? Is it friends? Is it like if you're putting on comfort TV? You're falling asleep Amber. What are you watching? um Wrestling nothing. I don't really. Oh, I've watched all my favorite TV shows. They're all gone. I regret asking you I have to find a new one watch this watch this is very simple. I do like angel. What's the show? What's your comfort show right now? I'm going through uh burn notice from season one. Oh yeah I was burned notice talking Bruce Campbell with this cancer and only I'm five years to live I need to go watch burn notice See that was it's on Hulu right now. I'm not gonna go back and watch old shows. I've already seen I want to see something new You're an insane person look just stick around. We're gonna talk to the trivia winner when we get back You're listening to the monsters in the morning Real radio is the new Chunky these kids at like 13 years old they Traditionally wouldn't offer them up any kind of medication to help them out with losing weight I was never offered anything. What was the age that it was the worst for you do you remember like we're kids making fun of you inside?

36 Chunky weekdays at 11 on real radio 104 point Hey everyone. It's the Jonas Brothers with the hey Jonas podcast We've been catching up with some great friends Paul Rod Michael Boulier, Seth Meyers, Nile Horan Jake Shane and making some new friends while getting into what's really like to have sisters like Alex Nassian Earl She likes to control everyone and tell everyone okay. Well control is a harsh word. I would say that's a harsh word I am more outspoken Growing up a lot of the times because she was so quiet I would speak for like the both of us now. I'm working on like thinking a mom is really Taking before I speak and Joey King you know if you're like Mom is yelling at your sibling and even if you're annoyed with your sibling you just like won't let that slide It's like you only you can yell at your sibling. I'm like you can't do that here Talk about her like that. I just want to talk about Plus we've been taking your calls listening to your voice mails and giving advice or at least trying to So if you've got catching up to do now is the perfect time listen to hey Jonas on the iHeart Radio app apple podcast or wherever you get your podcast

Hi, this is highly breakman angel jaretana jermick olhane kashk mcdonald and we're the hosts of the artists on artists on artists on artists podcast The improvised character comedy podcast were each week a new panel of artists discuss their craft join us for a panel of wellness influencers What I try to do is Fo journal. I don't know if you guys are to foe journaling. Yeah, it's reading. It's called reading You so you're so we don't like to use that word anymore. Okay a panel of New Yorker cartoonists Have you guys done Terry grosses peloton class? No, I've been dying too. I'm so sorry I'm I'm seeing a reading of sedaco in the p thousand paper cranes by adjerman donald at the wonderland bookstore 14 that's crazy. I went to the wonderland bookstore yesterday and i heard nor Jones do a reading of zero dark 30 no way After the last bookstore though Kim ctrl is reading the guitar tabs of yesterday A panel of Eurovision participants and we do a little Halloween sometimes does the pope dress up

He he winks on Halloween He's right up next to the microphone I hear you get the elbows here the eyelashes hate each other You never seen it least so quiet as when the pope gets up to wink on Halloween Listen to artists on artists on artists on the iHard radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts Buy a jr or so at least 70% have a phone middle school is a different world than the one we grew up in I'm dr. Joy and this is therapy for black girls We spent real time on it in our surviving middle school run Bringing in a child psychologist and a psychiatrist who's raising two black girls of his own to talk about what's really going on with our kids right now So it's literally physiological and neurological and psychological chaos happening all this in job We got into group chats and gaming friendship and bullying and how to tell the difference between healthy monitoring and the kind of surveillance that a road's trust They're belonging you could think of belonging as I can be myself and I can still be accepted

And then they're fitting in fitting in says I have to change who I am in order to avoid rejection Then we turn the conversation toward the fathers sitting down with therapists cure gains on black fatherhood And what it means to raise a daughter through this stage You don't have more shorts so you can't do flips you have on the dress here across your legs That's the range of this run from screen time to identity to the fathers doing the work at home How to get off her device But the reality is there's a lot of life out there that we don't want you as your adults in the life to miss out on This has been our surviving middle school run brought to you by the people who spend their careers thinking about exactly this I'm dr. Joy Listen to therapy for black girls on the iHeartReneo app Apple podcast or wherever you get your podcast Self-care September is here which means it's time to rethink what self-care actually means Yes, self-care can be a long walk. It can be an everything shower It can be putting your phone on do not disturb But sometimes it's actually about sitting with the uncomfortable stuff and understanding your patterns your boundaries

Finally figuring out while you keep doing things that you swore you would never do again I'm james beg the host of the psychology of your 20s podcast and each week We unpack this psychology behind the experiences that shape your 20s from relationships and friendships to Money anxiety confidence attachment just becoming more comfortable with who you are Unlike the quarter-life crisis which is depicted as the collapse the quarter-life reinvention is the expansion and Quarant of something when we develop the ability to be happy by ourselves Nobody else can take that from you. So this self-care September don't just take care of yourself get to know yourself as well Listen to the psychology of your 20s on the iHot Radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts On the new podcast solita we share the messy reality of traveling alone as a woman I can wait four hours for the next bus or this random dude is offering me a ride on his motorcycle I choose option B. I'm Julie Biniero and I travel by myself because it's a rare space where I can say yes

Without asking anyone else first I'm on a mission to reclaim the word solita trading the pity for possibility Every time I try to be alone I kept meeting people and they were like you smiled at us not a lot of people smile around here It's when you're alone that you're most receptive to the world as it is and not the lies your soul about it It can be a time where you push your limits change your mind or wake up to a new version of yourself So whether you're a solo travel veteran or you're too nervous to book your first trip I hope you listen to solita on the iHot Radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts Welcome back to the monsters in the morning here on real radio 104.1. I'm Ryan I'm hosting further moment. I'm here with angel because it's angel right in the morning and featuring Amber no

Hope let me do the song the song is not for you It's not it's not no no no no no no it's it's not It's angel in the right in the morning featuring Amber Nova that's that you're not in the song you're after the song Sorry, I didn't write the song That's just how it goes We're having fun and we have a winner on the line. They won trivia and that's Mike And Mike has the floor thanks to Corey at core flooring right now monster listeners Hey, you get 10% off all flooring and installation starting at just one dollar per square foot When you do that Corey donates $50 to the Carla K cancer screening fund and that's Russ's charity We help people get screened for heart disease and cancer and all kinds of stuff that goes on with that So check that out as well. It makes you a hero and he's got a huge selection of made in the USA waterproof laminate vinyl planks and wood flooring in his beautiful showroom on state road 436 in winter park and you can view it all online at core flooring fl.com and now Mike You have the floor. How you doing Mike

Good morning Yeah, he doesn't get to come out very often Most mostly because the probation rules, but I tell him the back room form Yeah, exactly padded room. It's nice Trust passing as well. Yeah, Mike. What'd you want to plug and promote this morning Uh, I guess I'll promote myself hell yeah I filled the finest olive oil and balsamic vinegar in the state of Florida The finest olive oil and balsamic vinegar In the state of Florida and I've had your olive oil and I've got to agree with you actually It is really good my wife did some cooking with it We've used it in salad and I when you brought it in Mike I thought You were joking or like I didn't believe you know there's a lot of there's a lot of scams out there when it comes to olive oil I'm sure you know there's a lot of apparently the words extra virgin olive oil are kind of suggestion

When it comes to like what it actually means Because they've tested olive oils across the country found out like oh, it's not this 90% or whatever it says it is Uh, how do you keep your product quality so good? But Well, first of all to test it at your home put it in the refrigerator What does that do If it congeals it's in cut with sunflower seeds Oh, you don't want that stepped on olive oil. I'll tell you that right now Mike How did yeah, how did you get into olive oil of all the things like you don't have to give too specific but you know like did you grow up in a field of olive oil trees and You looked up at them and said one day this will be my you know foundation of my business Those dancing around singing the sound of music uh no Remember I have a hot dog cart. Yes, and I was always parked next to this olive oil stand And you murdered the people in the stand next to you and you took over their identity

Well, we were both new jerseys so it was uh in the cards anyway Yeah, yeah, Jersey people will find each other so it's that thing of yours is that was that what you're Employee. Yeah, it all is olive oil fell off a truck The said truth is he was killed in a motorcycle accident and I just over him Nice one Brian. So I mean like I was pretty close to be honest Yeah, oh wow, that's always killed in a motorcycle accident. You knew about his business I mean like how did you take over the business of a dead person that feels like it's legally complicated He was one of my best friends and This keeps getting sadder. You know he he'd set me up to uh you know run my own side of the business And when we lost him I just grabbed the keys and went with it because you know basically to protect a family Wow, okay, so are you like are you supporting another family through your olive oil business?

Well quarterly, but yeah Interesting well, I mean Mike how would we because like everyone on the show is Usure olive oil at one time or another it's like my daughter. It's her favorite like whenever I give an extra bottle from you I always kicking down to her mom and them and they love it over there What is the best way for people to acquire this product is absolutely fantastic Glad yes Uh We are always at Wicken Park on Thursdays It's a farmers market at Wicken Park between three and six p.m and uh And is that Melbourne Yeah, that's in Melbourne. Okay. I know I've tried your brawl saw mick and your ball stomach vinaigrette is really delicious as well, so he doesn't does he also does that let the man finish Okay Location because Wicken Park and Mike that doesn't sound like Orlando

We don't do any Orlando's yet. Okay, I'm trying to get it Trying to get into the winter park market. Don't you dare come to my market. Okay. I got it clear everybody and All roads flow through the kettle corn stand, so if you want to grease you want to take some of that olive oil and grease some wheels We can make that happen, but uh Do you do mail order yet? Yes, we do okay, so what's the website? What's the uh uh play uh way the people that can uh That can't make it to Wicken Park on Thursdays. What would be this would be another way? So what's the website? Uh, it is known a d's olive pit N-o-n-n-a-d-s olive pit dot com I I'm trying to load it up, but just a site cannot be reached so maybe that's just me uh That could be me also you can get to oh two ends and known them by the way guys so n-o-n-n-a-d-s olive pit

Very cool. Well, Mike uh, I didn't I mean that's that's quite the story of how you got into the olive uh the olive game Uh, so Lister check the solvoil oh, did you have way more uh, uh, yeah, definitely take out the website because there's a lot larger Variety that he offers through the website that is uh, I didn't know you were you had available I'm I see one now that I'm gonna order here in a second. It's gonna be the spicy chili pepper and fused olive oil All right, yeah, that looks good All right, so pepper Yeah, making olive that one All right, well, Mike. Thank you so much for calling in today, but and I'm and enjoy your prize with price to go with Uh, with the strokes heck yeah, that'll be a good test. Okay, sure. All right. Well, thanks I will see all you guys on Saturday. Yeah, we will see you there and that's right We do have a wrestling event on Saturday. Well, we will be there at pit masters and pours I believe angel is doing a little bit DJ in no, I'm doing the word I'm calling the bad commentary

calling the match with the Russ. Yeah, they're on commentary and the show starts at 4 p.m. In downtown Mount Dora And it is a free event Okay, and if you keep talking over me I'm just correcting you. I'm correcting here's the thing Okay, yeah bell time all of that kind of stuff, but it is Mount Dora's pit masters and pours And that is over there at a lit uh, by Lake Dora at a liven's evidence park kind of that area Uh, and admission this year. Guess how much it is amber Three it is free this year. That's right. You can go hang out Monsters in the morning will be there Naomi Bradshaw and the dot coms will be there. Uh, there's barbecue. Oh you know, it's you girl Like you gotta do I'm in the middle of promoting something you can you gotta stop you did this all at universal Any where you talk over us and you gotta let the thing be the thing and we'll get back to you, okay back to you Back to you right but for 15 live professional matches We got the men's mw o champ honest the one with tuna Tim is there amber nobots taking on

Zanti. I'm never know if I'm saying this right number is it zantily? Yes, Zantily. Are you ready? Are you ready to go? Are you getting in shape mentally prepared for this match? Hell yeah, I'm ready. I've been on a roll. I've been wrestling like almost every weekend I was wrestling in Canada last weekend. I have a wrestling show in New York next weekend. I'm just Every Saturday I'm just going yeah, right? I stay ready. I get it. You're staying Ready but like you're but your body. I mean like that's a lot back to back to back You know and I'm traveling doing stand-up comedy. It's exhausting Just doing that with the travel and doing the show. I'm not putting my body through hell and back when I'm traveling to Toledo You know what I mean? Yes, I do put my body through what was comparably many car crashes, but I recover. I do Hot yoga and I work out unlike you Okay, first of all, I work out. I got a personal trainer. I've been doing it. I worked out with poppy D the other day There's a lovely video on our real radio Instagram. I'm proud of you. I've been working out too. I'm just not flying off a top ropes

Doing that whole thing. So I know tuna Tim. I get tuna Tim's gonna be out at this thing people love the tuna Tim Yeah, tuna's been out in public in a while. He is not he is not Cuz his tuna Tim is he's been he's been going through some stuff lately. He's been Let's just say he owes some money to some people. He's a little bit underwater So he's been laying a lot of people looking for him. Yeah, he's been laying low There's a juiceman running for a minute. Yeah, exactly tuna Tim Ryan Holmes doesn't have a gambling problem But tuna Tim does oh my god. He's got a shell of a gambling problem So he's but he's gonna be out there. It's so funny tuna Tim is I heard a conversation the other day and it was like something went along the lines of like a guy was talking And he's like yeah, man I never liked running homes, but that tuna Tim is funny as hell. I don't like Okay, you know that the way people's brains work to me is always very fun But we will be out there rustle be back tomorrow and he would definitely be out

And we're gonna do with a hell out of this wrestling event at pit masters and pours I love going out there every year and getting all the different barbeque and whatnot There's a 300 drone light show over Lake Dora as well. So hang out with them monsters come see Amber Nova Who I mean is the belt on the line Amber? Yes, it is it is on the line Are you're losing the last time that I do defend this exact championship because it will be auctioned off for the Kaurole K Cancer yeah, Russ said he was taking the belt regardless well, yes, after the match where I will win I Will be auctioning off the belt um To go to the Kaurole K Cancer Screen Fund and hopefully that new championship belt will be here. Yeah, yeah Where are we at on that? It's in processing. That's all I know it's stuck in customs who knows okay, so I'm gonna be Still the champion if I win my match, but I'll be no belt Nova Okay, you're used to that anyway, so angel

Uh Amber is here today. Yeah, Russ is not Yeah, yeah And uh, I think next segment. I don't know. Can we talk about this why Russ isn't here and why it's what has to do with Amber? Are we good? It doesn't have to do with me why he's not here. He had 100% has to do with it. It does No, it does it. No, it won't it Are you always trying to create drama? He went back and listened to the first hour of the Friday show Yeah, so we're gonna talk about that really thrilled when we come back Didn't come into work today There's a little bit more to we all know why he's not here. That's not why he's here. That's no Yes, no, it's not and we're gonna talk about that. We're gonna talk. We're gonna talk about that when we get back You're listening to the monsters in the morning Classic alternative this weekend on real radio 104.1

You You're listening to the monsters in the morning on real radio 104.1 I am Ryan and it's angel and Ryan in the morning and we're hosting this thing together I usually do the first half angel does the back half because we like to tag team this thing and then we got The very talented wrestler the full throttle model Amber Nova here with us today Thank you, what a sweet introduction you're welcome. We're welcome That's only because this is about to happen I knew it. I knew it. I was in white to being nice. Yeah, I got a butter him up before you melt them down Uh, great Amber Nova is the full throttle model and she does live her life full throttle people go Hey is Amber Nova a character is Amber Nova like that full-time? Yes, this is this is Amber 100% the only version that you don't get of Amber I guess is angels brought this up before she is a very dark sense of humor

Off air. Oh bleak. It's in it's bad I think it has to do for a lot of different reasons it could be because she was sent to a child reform school for smoking a little bit of weed It could be because she's an EMT and EMTs have very dark sense of humor Amber EMT but yes, yeah, dark sense of humor or it could be because she's Her whole job is to take blows to the various parts of her body CTE's a hell of a drug But Amber has this uh, I mean, I if you're a listener you obviously don't ask Amber will just talk and I don't think I don't think there's a filter from brain to mouth like a lot of people have you know like I a lot of people go Should I say this thing Amber does not have that Amber will just uh I'm gonna be surprised Amber's in outruled by her intrusive thoughts. Yes intrusive thoughts all day You'll be surprised half of things I think about and don't say yes, I would be I would actually I'd be more interested to hear those to be honest with you Um But Amber on Friday we did a live broadcast in Universal Studios rest was out and uh when rest is away and the Amber will play

The monsters will play yeah, so Amber decided to get a little bit froggy on Friday morning and she's decided to uh To let some grievances air so to speak and uh, we always like joke like Russ doesn't listen to the show blah blah, but here's the thing even if Russ doesn't listen to the show There's a thousand minions out there that will text him Snitches snitches snitches, but they do it anyways. There's a bunch of stitch covered snitches out there That's send just the text or clips of the videos To Russ and then he will watch that he will if you clip something he will watch it. That's how his brain works And Amber was like hey Russ has been a little bit grumpy. He's been cranky. He's been good. He needed a time off I said he needed a vacation. Yeah, he said he needed a because I felt like he You know, it's not as happy self Sometimes yeah, well Russ the other day goes Uh guys Any another day I'm just not really feeling like dealing with Amber

Some stick Wednesday off you guys still want to do the show Yeah, we'll do the show no problem But you heard his feelings and he has been vocal about that Uh, I don't know if you listen to the show yesterday at all Um, I don't know if you guys have heard the times when you guys have heard my feelings and nobody gave a raths about it Oh, oh, okay, that's what I see unlike him. I try not to say bad words That is oh my gosh, I just said so lie Okay, I'm good. No, no, no, no, what Amber's doing is just called Darvo It's called Darvo. Oh, don't you dare say I am never it's a psychological manipulation tactic I do not do that. You use by people and you do do this. I do not do that you deny You attack and then you reverse the victim in a fender. That's what you just do I can not believe you think I do stuff like that you 100 that's how you argue Anytime we we we tell you something we point something out to you. That's exactly what you do

Yeah No, you just you just okay You just had a thought and you thought about it and went oh no, I do that and then you went no I'm just trying to be fair here where I've said things were like hey you guys have kind of hurt my feelings Or I've felt this respect at times and I'm completely shut down and blown off and you guys Darvo me Oh Yeah, you can't you can't Darvo my Darvo my goodness. Okay, let's just go back what you did No, no, no, just just real quick just to show that to show you what you did watch this I said hey you did this you then denied that you did that and then you attacked me And then you were versed to victim order thus making yourself the victim and yelling at us So just understand that that is what you're doing you guys think you've never done that to me before we do it all time Exactly But we do it on air for joky jode purposes no in person when when when when something is wrong This is what you do every time especially when we catch you in your little like well

Your little white lies that you do all the time I don't white lie I admit when I'm wrong and you guys call it bibbing and I'm like oh well I guess that wasn't 100% right on that amber Yes, you're about to get a bless your heart Okay, let's go back for the rest thing. Yeah, I hurt russus feelings. So he didn't want to come into work today. Mm-hmm Well, good, you know, maybe it's time for a real amber to come out. I think it should be time to I think you need to pick a lane I'm tired of getting walked all over. No, you guys Darvo mean it's okay, but I can't Darvo you back. So you know what to help I'm gonna say Darvo for the rest of the day. Yeah, she's not I call parlay as well How you're just saying words no, I call parlay what's the parlay what do you want? We need to respect each host feelings and know that You guys you you clearly just admitted you Darvo us all the time I was saying that as a joke. I don't actually do I did not hurt russus feelings. You did I did not you did because russ feels like he does a lot for you

He does and I'm grateful and I've not I can't even say how many times I have thanked Russ and how grateful I am for everything he's done Uh-huh or You act out and you you don't have the belt you don't have the you don't have the things that he needs my fault that the guy we paid has not Has I have not received it yet? Okay, I paid someone for a service. Yeah, that service has not been completed So just real quick you're denying that it's your fault You are now attacking the credibility of the maker of the belt and you're reversing now. You're the victim. Is that what's happening here? You know what I guess I just absolutely suck. I'm a real stinker lately guys. It's all my fault I mean no, I'm not getting at you. I do feel like you need to make that's the other pivot again Then the next pivot is now now yeah everything that's wrong with the world is is her fault. Yeah, it's not I we paid a man We picked a man to create a championship belt three months later. It's not here

I mean Sure, but you got to pick a lane amber. Okay. I don't know for us always has your best interests in mind either You know what I mean? There's been a couple things where like, you know, you've had to you've had to do some stuff that maybe amber Nova didn't want to do I think it's time you do go full heel at Russ. You know what I mean? Let those intrusive thoughts fly I don't trust you. Why would you not trust me? I'm so trustworthy. Oh, yeah I think what you're trying to do is you like, you know what that's right full heel on Russ Just just attack him go right after yeah, he respect that one. This is not Sound like it. No, see when you call him fat. He thinks it's hilarious when you call him like funny names or a Death bitch on air he laughs if I make a little joke he takes it all personal. Did you just call him a death bitch? No, no

You know, okay So here's the thing and there's levels to this and this is maybe where What's gotten you in a pickle and then the jam that you were in right now and as you got to understand and Appreciate this you're right. You just stated it. There are levels to this and so there are jokes and there are things that Ryan can say Because he's been here longer right and it's just it's a been here longer been around longer has earned has built up that Let's say that Credibility or that well that he can go to he's done that right. Yeah, there's things that Ryan could say that neither one of us Neither you or I can say there's just just is and then sometimes out of nowhere To use some of the terminology that you would understand you'll come off the top rope and grab something that Ryan is said Yeah, I have throw that at him and it I'm uncomfortable when she does that and then and he's not and you're thinking oh, well Ryan says it Well, yeah, you neither you or I can say that

Does that make sense to you? Yes, there's been times where I've made jokes where Russ has thought it was funny And then there's been times where I like I think he took it personal where I'm not the comedian on the show that is Ryan's role Right every time every time you've taken a shot I could tell you this part in this part to 100% Every single time every single time he might have chuckled he might have Giving you a smirk but every single time that you've gone at him. It's hurt his feelings every single time Savannah made me she made me that time and Savannah We're attacking Yes, I'll do it Full on okay If you guys really want me to be mean and hurt his feelings and Savannah's like come on Amber do it and I like Shot fired I had to go full heel so I just went I'm a comedian I know I was like I've been doing I've been doing comedy for the better part of 14 years professionally right

If I throw in fat joke at Russ, right He's would you do about 27 times a day, but here's the reality. He's not even that fat You know what I mean? He's a bigger guy for sure, but he's not a big fat. Fatto But like I'm also I'm not the first person to throw fat joke at Russ Joe drunk either bear Daniel dirty gym all the people throughout all the years have been throwing these kind of jokes at Russ So it's is a bit of water off a duck's back A fat Joe there's there's there's there's right here's this and that's the point I'm about to make When Amber Nova Beautiful Tiny petite in shape Amber Nova is well known for her abs Looks at Russ and go hey you fat sack of crap. It's gonna It's gonna hurt a little bit differently. You always you always go too hard and too far You literally called him a deaf bitch like 30 seconds ago. No, I was repeating what you said one morning I'm gonna call my death bitch. I will run the tape run it. I will run the tape

I got no tape to run yeah, I will run the tape on YouTube forever exists forever It was a morning where he was like um What and you were like you deaf bitch and then I busted out laughing because I thought I've never said it you said it but I but he but there's a way to do that. There's there that's timing There's things like in that moment like if he's like can't hear something and I'm like lightly like you deaf bitch You know like it's like it's funny you going you deaf bitch. There's something mean about it I've never did that My god, Abraham. What are you doing right now? Is not gaslighting I said we're on an abusive relationship with Amber Nova you guys Right between the gaslighting the The dervo that the the passive aggressive manipulation the guilt tripping the playing the martyr like oh Is everything's my fault we're all in an abusive relation all of Orlando center Florida I heart media isn't an abusive relationship with Amber Nova and we have to stop this today Take some accountability

I never said that I was repeating what you said I said did you you said these things you did so then I say them And then you're trying to say that I just said them all I'm repeating something that you said as an example You know what they're driving me insane. You know what then then how about this uh Of an amber let's not repeat what other people say I did it only for this example I didn't repeat it just for fun Z's Uh-huh, okay, just know that it hurts us. It's feelings if you want dark side of amber don't get your don't get I want I want dark side of amber. I say go darker today. I say go amber go the darkest you've ever been think you want me fired Look you need to get fired for Friday you're looking for exactly. Yeah, you're good. I think this is all a trick No, it's not a trick. I I think for the listeners it'd be very fun to see the dark amber Nova amber real heel amber Nova today I say go for it, but when it rust comes back you have to be nice to rust. I'm sorry I can be me I can be it with angels mean to rust it also very much hurts Russ is feeling. Yeah, that's why I don't do I never mean to rust

He's my boss You guys tell me that I kiss his ass all the time. He's technically not your boss By the way bring that up. He loves it. Okay technically Technically no, but he is the reason I have this job All right, girl Look We're gonna move past this just know be nicer to rust, but not for today today. You mean amber Nova, okay? See you know, are you aware when you're lying? Like I take accountability for things I do all the time you guys are just Just drive me absolutely insane There's thousands of text messages and messages and the chat and everything that are saying that know you do not Okay, they're liars I'm here to go No, let the listeners know how much they're liars I've done no tell them that's right amber yeah, they're liar. Yeah, we'll be going back with more liars in the morning

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