A Very Berry Wednesderry: Wednesday, March 11th, 2026

0:00It's your favorite show that fast five things you need to know will start your day off swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to the toast and happy Wednesday. Yeah, I think I check. Sorry. We just have so much coming on a successful business women that I can't like. What day of the week it is. It's kind of not my business. No, and so much has already happened this morning. Yeah, I was up with the sun. That what I already had a day. So maybe it's Thursday. I actually was up with the sun. I watch the sunrise. Well, that's the beautiful thing about this portion of the daylight savings. No, because I shouldn't have to wake up to my alarm at seven and it'd be pitch black. Like that's low key absurd. I don't know why people can't get it right. Like with the time when I wake up, it should be bright. And when I go to bed, it should be dark.

1:01I don't know why daylight savings here farmer. No, and I just want to say something else about daylight savings every time we talk about. Every time we talk about daylight savings, people are like, guys, you're wrong. It's not for the farmers. And then people are like, yes, it is like nobody knows, right? Because everyone's always coming at us like we're wrong about daylight savings, but you don't know. Like what is it for? Nobody actually knows. Every time we talk about it, people are like, you guys are so wrong. And people are like, no, they're actually right. I don't care if we're wrong or right. It seems like nobody knows what the fuck it's for. Even though this is the lesser of the savings, because we lost the hour of love and friendship and fortitude and fulfillment. I'm reminded that I actually like this time of year because it stays light out longer. We always like go outside after dinner, which we did last night. And we have like a whole another portion of our evening. No, that's great. However, then by the time like all the kids were down, it was like, and I could get my wits about me and I had to take my shower. It's like 830 and I have no night. Yeah. And also like I'm like a kind of a bedtime Nazi, like just because it's bright out like we're so we keep the bedtime.

2:02So it's like I'm putting it root of bed. It's bright out like the sun is in our eyes as we're giving the final bottle. It makes sense. I find that the bed times change with the seasons in my household. Because remember when I did my big push up a couple months ago, that was after a daily savings. I was like, it's dark out. Let these kids go to sleep. So we're also say we're a bunch of farmers in my house. Like we're up and down with the sun. We're farmers, but also business women. We are very excited to announce kind of major launch in the spirit society universe today. You know, we do a lot of collaborations, right? Of course, our famous class in pickle collab. We did V8 bloody Mary collab. We are doing for the very first time ever a non alcoholic queue lab. So this is for the sober sisters for the people who don't want to turn up. It is in collaboration with keels, which is one of the parches. Actually, we went on like a whole tirade about keels a year ago. How it's like the only good skincare company out there. And we are honored to have made our first non alcoholic beverage with them. It's a hydration drink. It's low calorie. It's delicious. It's blueberry. It's all about feeling hydrated. It's all about feeling refreshed. Here's the can if I could get a little close up.

3:02It is our ultra berry mixed berry and electrolyte beverage. It's so good. I have to say Ben really crushed this one a little opening ASMR. Shall we? 10 calories, zero grams of sugar. Are you ready for the pop? Packed with electrolytes launching today. Noon Eastern by the time this episode goes up, it is a limited quantity. So I would just like make haste. Mighty tasty. If you're interested. And it's all to promote. You have the yes, the keels ultra facial cream. This is the one you guys. This is the one of one the keels ultra facial cream. We are major keels fans in our household in our sisterhood. Yeah, we've been for a long time. And if you need a great cream ultra face facial cream from keels. Ben's actually in New York today hosting a meet and greet. Okay, like see the extraordinaire. Oh, and he's vlogging the whole thing. I meant to tell you. And of course in the most Ben fashion. Ben doesn't like to spend the night away. So he's in and out. We flew out like at the crack of dawn this morning. He's sitting on the tarmac in New York already late.

4:04So what does he do? Perfect for the vlog. He texts a guy. You know, Ben's already in the city because he took a helicopter from JFK. It's going to be the vlog of a century. Honestly, I said to him. I'm like, don't forget. Like you have to film everything Ben's never vlogged before. So I'm like, bring your microphone. Like you have to vlog in the Uber. And he's like, I'm crushing it. I'm crushing it. I'm actually afraid. The spritz social media gal will be handling most of it once he's there. But up until then, like Ben is responsible. He's vlogging from the helicopter. So Ben. I'm so excited to see. I feel like it's when you give it like when you give a kid a phone and they like take all their pictures and you see the day from their eyes. I just want to say if you want to get spritz ex kills go to spritzsociety.com slash ultraberry. It launches today much 11th at 12 p.m. Eastern time. Oh, you know what else I found out? We're not saying Eastern standard time. Because we're not on standard. Right. It's Eastern daylight time EDT. Is that crazy? I'll stick with DT. Yeah. I just want to say that's not like like daylight savings is messing me enough. Like I'm not doing that. We're not doing that.

5:06No, wow. Okay. Well, spritzsociety.com slash ultraberry. Actually delicious. And it's electrolytes. You know, I start every day with electrolytes. You know that. Me too. I saw a real ones. Of course. That was like 100% of people like start their day with like coffee or whatever. And then he said, if you start your day with electrolytes before your coffee, you are better than 98% of people. Well, that's small thing. And then he told me like chia seeds and all this other stuff, which nobody has time for that. But still, I'm like 98%. We also, that's one of my favorite statistics. We're like better than 99% of podcasters because most podcasters never make it past like their fifth episode or whatever. Oh, yeah. What's that sad? It's like, if you make it past your third episode, you're already doing better than like 98% of failed podcast. I feel like such a low bar. I know. I feel like I think it might be a really old statistic where there's just so many podcasts where people are like, let's start like not even influence. Just like put out a couple episodes. I feel like. Oh, my God. Do you remember our list of failed celebrity podcasts? Yeah. Do you want to add to it? No, no, we just need to remember that that we have that.

6:08Yeah, but you know, they die with a whimper, not a third. I know. It's confessions of a female founder. It's called the confessions of a female founder list. No, the list is Ashley Graham inspired at least for me. Remember when her podcast was the biggest deal and Kim went on it. No, I don't for me when I think of my living in Margo on. And she fits. Yeah, but Ben is on a failed podcaster. He just had a failed podcast. Okay. I didn't say that message. Yeah. When I think of that list. It almost comes to mind and a Paris. No, I we discussed and a Paris is not a failed podcasters. Like she's a retired one. Yeah, yeah. Emily Radikowski. Remember when her podcast was the biggest deal that ever launched. Yeah, and it was like an international. It was like a Sony produced. And then also I just think of one of the COVID podcasts of some good news. No. Phineas. And today did a today. Yeah, yeah, a house. And then they call it we bought a house. Is that a list? It should be that's like one of my like go to COVID podcasts.

7:12I have to tell you I hate a lot of people. I'll search Ashley Graham. And I don't know if there's anyone I hate more than Phineas. I think there is like something deeply sinister. And I want to say downright evil about him. Like he said. I saw like and he just says like kind of really just like hateful things and nobody bats and I he like was hating on Taylor. So I have as him and his Michigan assistant do. And he was like she's sort of like the Israel of the music industry like as a slur. Like the way I fucking hate Phineas. And honestly, if I ever see him in person, it's on fucking site bitch. Okay. Sorry continue. Do you want to hear the list? Yeah, I love the morning list. The list of like celebrity podcasts that were at once the biggest deal in the world. Yeah, and then just died so slowly and quietly. Yeah, Jay Cutler is the top of the list. I didn't know his podcast was over. Why would he be the top? I didn't know he had a podcast. No, we knew because number he had Sophia with an F on and we were shipping. And then he was also causing trauma with his podcast. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember. But I didn't know it was over. No, and he's so the elk of the podcaster.

8:13These podcasts just like bring me back, you know, every one is a trip down memory or emrata. Yeah, of course. Not only is confessions of a female funder now have to be on it archetypes archetypes. Yeah, she's a double platinum award-winning podcaster. Um, confessions of a female founder was not previously on. So I just added that. Yeah, no, I'm saying we kind of forgot about this list. But it's one of our most important lists archetypes. Kim Spotify podcast about of course social justice. Yeah. Michelle Obama. Once the biggest deal. I feel like they'll know what releases episode. She's a new podcast. Oh, the other one Spotify one. When we like early in our podcast and he's like, she's always in the charge. She's in the industry a lot. Yeah. And then no, she has a new one with her brother that I think is like not popular. What? I think it's like not pop. No, it's not. Oh, okay, cool. Is that me? Sorry, like I actually, I'm sorry. I did not mean that to be shoday at all. I didn't say it wasn't good. I just it wasn't popular. Yeah, I don't see it on the charts. Yeah. And you know, I'm always talking to charts.

9:19So I feel like she's not kind of like a fail pastor. She's retired and then came out of retirement. Like, yeah, I think of the list. I don't think of her. No, she put in her time as a pod. And she was at one point a successful podcaster. This list is for people whose podcasts were launched me. It's such a big deal. Emily Radikowski. And like not only did it not succeed. It actually ended. Yeah, like it was so bad and poorly received it. And I would take Michelle by mouth. Yeah, I agree. Ashley Graham. That to me. She's the blueprint for the list. Anderson Cooper. Learning something new every day. Ellen Pompeo. Yeah, she's sort of like a founding father of this list. The market went on the ash, right? Classic. And Phineas and Claudia. Okay. So that's fair. That's fair. Oh, I love when we take a walk down Liste Lane. Liste Lane. My favorite place. Name a two. What else? What did you last night? What else? I watched Rachel Ray. I watched summer house. And I have something to say. It's not a good season. Okay. It's been six episodes every time I start the episode.

10:23I'm like, wait, is this the right episode? I feel like I've watched this already. And I go back into it. And I find it again. I'm like, oh, this is the new episode. Okay. It's not good. Last night, like Ben, the new guy Ben was like yelling at Bailey, like stop it. She made like a bad joke that made everyone feel awkward. Like she joked about how Ben wants to sleep with Amanda. But it's like, okay. So she made a bad joke. I don't know. That's kind of a crazy joke. Well, they always talk about how they went skinny. Right. Right. And like he does. They're like insinuating him. She just like said it. Yeah. No, and it was like uncomfortable and awkward. But she's like an awkward girl. Leave her alone. She's not in a certain time. She's not really intended. Yeah. Well, I'm glad that it's bad because I'm not watching it. I'm glad that you are watching it because you did say something that actually really has changed my perspective a lot on Amanda. Because at first, when she got divorced and everybody was championing her, I'm like, stop championing her. This was her choice. We all knew. We told her a million times. She's not free. She was in self-imposed prison. And I actually really feel bad for champion her at all. But you did point out. And now I saw her as she just went on Jason Tartik's podcast.

11:26And I was just watching clips. And it's actually really almost admirable how she sort of refuses to join in on like the joyous celebration that everyone is like clowning on her ex husband. Like we always are demanding like asking people to like stop spreading their ass cheeks open and like telling us what happened in their relationship. Like can nothing be private and can you not just like I respect for the person who you once loved who was your family. And she's actually the first person in recent memory to like not go down that rabbit hole like tell all podcasts. And every time she goes on a podcast, every time she talks about Kyle, it is with the utmost respect. And you know what? Like maybe it wasn't a great husband, but like he does deserve that sort of like privacy and respect. And so you really didn't change my perspective on that. Yeah, it would be so easy for her to be like, yeah, everyone would love it. You could write a book. Yeah, but I think that this is like way classier and ultimately like a boat. It speaks better of her. It's like, oh, you did love this person. It's not like I just like flip the switch. And now it's like the opposite because you champion this person for so many years. And now what you like you don't he's to the same person.

12:28It's not like he did something. So he's the same person. And so it's like you loved him. And now you hate him. Like now it's like you loved him. And now you can like respect and like him. So I think that that's a better look. Yeah, I agree. It's actually really like endearing her to me. Yeah, but I'm not watching. No, and I'll keep watching because also it's like Zach likes to too, but it's not a good season. And I just had to kind of I think I can call it. I don't know if it's going to be a story because like it didn't happen, but can we talk about tomorrow really quickly? It's a story because it didn't happen because I didn't like stuff happened. Okay, okay. Yeah, stuff happened in regards to the things that didn't happen. Exactly. And the things in which we hide from the light. And in regards to the things that didn't happen, I feel like we should get into things that didn't did not happen in the past that did in the past five stories that you don't do need to know. Today's episode of the toast is brought to you by Project Hail Mary now available to listen to on audio. If you've ever felt like being the girl who seen the book, nope, who's read the book, but it's also seen the movie kind of like an insufferable girl.

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18:49And then he left a comment saying it wasn't her and I was like, okay, that makes a lot more sense. Yeah, that would have been crazy if it was her. It also like would have been validated his relationship with Alex, you know, he's going back to his ex and like she would take him back. I mean, I just I was like, oh, wow, that's really crazy. There must be like so much more information. I mean, didn't know. But then he commented on the Duma Post saying like this was not Sophia to run from college. That's platonic. So she got friends on real quick. Thank you. That like had the internet in a tizzy. I can't even tell you how many people sent me that in the span of the one hour. It was up. It's tizzy worthy. I just want to say it's really crazy for anyone who was there at the time and remember is like all the drama Sophia Colpo podcast. Them having like lunch or whatever would have been the craziest thing like I think Sophia Colpo like has a voodoo doll of raxon like she rightfully hates him. Yeah, but now this begs the question like can Braxton Barrios have platonic female friends who are like young and sprightly and hot and look like ex girlfriends peers look enough like his ex girlfriend to be mistaken for her.

19:50Right, look enough like his ex girlfriend that he would be attracted to this look and is a friend of his. So he likes her inside. So why wouldn't that be a lady love. Yeah, and I also feel like his comment was like mean if this girl had any hopes of like Braxton falling in love with her. He just friends out her like so fucking quickly in a comment section. Yeah, but she must be like excited to be friends with Braxton. But I think also I think he had to shut this shit down. Because of Alex not only would Alex be so hurt if he went back to his ex because isn't that just like the nightmare. Yeah, like oh fuck I didn't matter. But I do feel like they love and miss each other and like it's not completely over forever between them like there might be whatever was stopping them from being together like if it could work itself out like he was traded to the Rams. And starting first string right that they could be together again. So he doesn't want to like jeopardize his relationship. Without even though there's nothing right now, but like it would potential if he was with Sophia, she would never. It would be close, but yeah.

20:53Is Braxton employed like yeah, the Houston. I thought that was like a one year contract. Well, I think we're getting into free agency. Right. So maybe we'll be starting to hear some news. Maybe he will be starting to be unseating Matthew Stafford at the L.A. But he's not a quarterback. Oh, he's a runner. Is he a runner? He's a wide receiver. I know he's not. No, he participates in the game in the beginning of like a down when everybody kicks it and runs. Right. He kicks it. No, he's not the kicker. No, but not kicker of a field goal like the punter. He's a wide receiver. A return specialist. Yeah, like it's when you punt. Like it's like he catches the pun. It sounds like he catches. Yeah, he runs that. Yeah, yeah. So just a specific job. Yeah. Yeah, I can never do it. Why running like. But as far as football positions. What position would I think I'd be best at? Great question. I feel like kicker is so much pressure. It's the only point where it's like solely on your shoulders.

21:54It's the only job where like the physical toll is not that big, but the mental load will break you. Yeah, but the highs must be so high. Like when you score that that kick stroke that like get the game. Oh, man. Yeah, yeah. But the lows. I think I would definitely drive his water boy. Like positive. Encourage me. Yeah, cheerleader. Of course, it comes to mind cheerleader. I want to stand on those hosts. So Braxton and Sofia are not spotted together. We can all like move forward accordingly. Can I ask you a question? Like, first of all, don't you think like Duma? And I think Duma does a lot of good work. So I don't want to plan on her. But like this is kind of a grave error. Agreed. First of all, like, what are the repercussions for something like this? And second, even though I feel like real news outlets, misreport things all the time. Like pink. She just said, I'm not going to. And where's the repercussions for like an actual journalistic institution? But like, how is it like this is such a like flop? I agree. And I feel like do's probably being hard on herself because it is probably being hard on itself.

22:58In the last few months, she's really sort of pivoted to being like a media outlet and trusted source on a couple of key topics. No, she always like had a couple breaking stories, but also a couple bad calls in the past. And so you always like, Oh, it's not new. What it's probably sure, but maybe not like keep your mind open for maybe that it's not right. But I do feel like in the last few months, she's like kind of engaged in more like responsible reporting, you know, everything is like ahead like she builds it like a media outlet. And she does usually a photographic evidence, which she actually did have. So she's been trying to like shift instead of just being like, you know, she's got it's in random things and an Instagram account like she's really like building up like a little, I've noticed I do is work on do self self. So this is definitely a step back. However, everyone was talking about it. Like it kind of was like good for do visibility. Yeah, as long as she doesn't get sued. I do feel like when we talk about do you know, there's like a quarter of the internet that things I'm do. I know. I do. They still though. Yeah, I get tagged in this thing all the time. It's sort of like my cross to bear. I actually met do before do is do.

24:03Do you see like a fashion publicist and I was at an event and like I took a picture with a bunch of people. I don't know. And do is in it. And so they always you know, it's like it's the only known photo of do. And so they always use it. And like, I think sometimes people just assume that I'm do. Or that like I'm in cahoots with do. And then of course, we can't talk about me being do without talking about kind of one of the best pranks I've ever pulled on April falls, which was making video like announcing that I'm do. So people also think that video is real, you know, media literacy. So yeah, I'm do. I know you would love like to for people the thing that you're doing. That's something your favorite rumors about yourself. Except I do think being do is kind of hard and like scary. So Bernie's also really come for them a lot. Remember, Kelly, we were I had do on toast. Oh, yeah, in what capacity? So we we were faced. We were zooming. I saw her because I did speak to someone that I can't see. And then it was only audio chilling. And I remember I feel like she was talking about. I don't know if this was like on the show or like when we were just like catching up before him.

25:03But like it's like she's an influencer and she's in the when she was anonymous. I think she found it to be very isolating because it's like she can't just like go grab drinks with her fellow influencers. But she's recently come out, right? Well, she hasn't like come out, but everybody knows her name. And I don't think she cares. It's not like a big and anonymous thing anymore. It doesn't matter. What happened to like the TV show member? Which one? She wrote a book. Yeah, you read it. And then it was being option for a show on max. And it kind of sounds like a good concept. Like new age. It does feel like it got lost in the max shuffle. Yeah, yeah, Paramount Max, the max to max shuffle. Max go now back to max. Now go someone said it should be called the new one. Paramax. A little long, but not bad. And I guess like Netflix Paramax. It should be called Maxie. Is she just be called Max or HBO Max? What is she just be called HBO? Sorry. It should just be called HBO Max Nester. That's good to max. Well, it should be called max. Well, I wanted to say one more thing about Duma. What was it?

26:07Oh, the only real gripe I have with Duma because like I do feel like she's just doing her best. And I feel like nobody hits Duma more on this earth than Ariel Charnas. Oh, yeah, that was bad. That was really bad. Like Duma started like this whole thing with Ariel Charnas. I turned out to be quite literally nothing. Like she literally said her husband was arrested. Yay. Arrested at a brothel with a man like really bad and started criminal. Oh, yeah. She said like he's arrested. He's in custody. Oh, no, they said he got arrested at Polar. Yeah. No one knew Miami. It was bad. Yeah. It was really bad. He didn't get arrested. I feel like that's actually a really big stain on her record. I think when I think about her credibility, like I don't know that was really bad. And I just know Ariel Charnas has a do voodoo doll. Yeah. A do-do doll. Are you ready for our next story? Travis Kelsey is speaking out on Mama Kelsey's massive home renovations. So the whole Cass Kelsey family is really dining out on this story.

27:07As they said, Jason and Travis took to the pod to talk about their mom renovating her house. Travis said that she could have called him to switch out some windows, but she's going in the full mountain. They called their mom on the podcast, which was very like us calling Snitch. And they were like, hey, we're recording. Like you want to tell us about this massive renovation? And she was cracking up. She's like TMZ posted that I'm just replacing the windows. She said it's actually been unseasonably cold in Orlando. And her windows are like very cheap and old. She needs impact windows. And so they were like, you know, condensation. And that can provide mold. Right. And so she said there was a leak. And so she's just doing some routine maintenance. Well, I do hope after this. Oh, I'm sorry, she had to file a permit. She said this is how TMZ found out she had to file a permit to replace the windows. And I guess they've got like a Google alert on her permits. Oh, my God. And that's how they found out about her massive renovation. Fucking cracking up. But I'm sorry, if after this like Carson Cressley isn't down there with a camera. What's Kohler? You know, the um...

28:07Kohler. We're like a home brand. Like a... Honestly, the fact that... Cambridge paving stones with armor tech. They always look like new. She needs a new patio now. The Fab Five. Queer eye. They are like disbanded. Their show is over. They all hate each other. They're still on. They were just doing press. For the final season. It's over. Always the final. And then Karamo didn't show up. Right. And Bobby left without, you know, a whimper in the night. And they got some new guy. It's bad. I think the new guy... I think I've seen his stuff. Jeremiah? Yeah. Yeah, he was like... Up in... When they cast the original... He was a bullfrog. Craig? Yes. Yes. That's how you know him from his bullfrog days. They... When they cast the original Fab Five, it was like a bunch of unknowns who like did hair and whatever. But then when they needed to recast Bobby, they like brought in a name. Mm-hmm. And Tan still does the cooking? What does he do? He never did the cooking. He did the styling. Does Antonio do the cooking? Antony. Antony. Yes.

29:07And I feel like... That was the craziest part of the show. Why did they need a chef? Like to show this person I'd eat healthier, you know? Sometimes it wasn't like... Health is wealth. No. Like if you're eating like crap like... You know, it's how you feel about yourself. Just based on vibes. And I know there's been like a lot of drama and I'm saying this with like quite literally no insider information. I do feel like the toxicity that's always referred to by like now Bobby and Craig... I feel like it's answering. You don't think it was JVN? No, I actually don't. Just a feeling. I think it might have had to do with JVN and whoever's on his team. Just a feeling. And JVN still does it. That show was the craziest thing because when it came out it was the best thing we had ever seen. And now it's like you couldn't pay to why. Didn't even know that we're still making season. Yeah. But anyways, Donnie needs something like that. Like someone to come in. Like just told... Like Joanna. I don't know if she still does that. I don't feel like she does. She needs Joanna. Joanna does it for celebrity clients. Like remember she renovated JLo's home. Oh yeah. And they're like recording it for Magnolia. They have like a lot of Magnolia projects.

30:07I could see this being a Magnolia. On Paramax. Discovery. Magnolia is its own channel. It's under Discovery though. Yes. And according to them, Discovery Plus still exists. I don't know if anybody can confirm that. So yeah, they got in on the fun of the renovations. Kylie also talked about it on her podcast. Did she? Yeah. I didn't get to watch the whole clip. Cause it like I put my phone down and then I couldn't get back to it, you know. It's so classic. I always had my starting a clip. And then if I... It was just in my algorithm. Yeah. I guess I could seek it out. I'd know where to find her. It's worse when it's like a random. Like wait, what was that? That podcast. It's not that it's a forgotten podcast. It's very popular and she gets a lot of really good guests. But do you remember when it launched? And like the New York Times wrote an article that she beat Joe Rogan? Yeah. Like that was so crazy. They love to say that. But she didn't beat Joe Rogan. She just launched a new podcast. So her podcast has really become like an option. As a stop. You know, like... Yeah. Like how they wrote... Remember that article when you were just talking about that?

31:07Like these creators are the new late night? Well, it's more like they're the new press junket. And there are a couple of key stops when you're promoting something. And yes, if you're a woman and you have kids, you go on not gonna lie. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like she competes with like the Kelly Clarkson, Joe. Yes. But also like... Call her Daddy Jake Shane. Like... Yeah, for like a little bit of an older... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm gonna read the next story, because two people who are just not gonna lie, who are in the news. Tara Lapinsky and Johnny Weir are reportedly being high to replace Kelly Clarkson. Thoughts. Oh, wait. I love. I'm very open to this. Me too. I think this is really interesting, and it has... It has never been done. Just depending on if they're good at it, it could be good, and if they're not good, it could be bad. But I think that it's a left turn and I like... Okay, because I was just watching a clip of them on Chicks in the Office talking about the how they have matching Berkins. and like the story of how they got the Berkins and it wasn't like the craziest story ever but it was just like a good story and they were telling it really well and I found myself really enjoying the clip. Yeah. So I'm thinking that if they bring that energy,

32:09I'm very down. I don't know what it looks like for a duo to host a talk show it's never been done before but like, you know, they got to reinvent the format because it's like not so modern. Yeah, and it's like ripe for riffing on. Like, you know, it's not so singular that you have to do it this way. They could have fun with it as long as they like have guests on and let them talk because like, it's a lot of people talking. Did you see anything from Pink's stint? Cause Kelly's back now, but Pink's stint. Did you see? No. She Kelly Oakied. People are saying she Kelly Clarks and Kelly Clarks and cause she sang Lighthouse from the new album. I didn't choose on about it. And honestly, it was really good. Like, it was an amazing cover. That's also just an amazing song. So I love to see somebody. Yeah, I wonder how Taran Johnny can, you know, the singing fix, you know, fill that hole. Wait, that's a good call. But also, Tarek sort of has like Jenna Bush Hager energy. Just like nice lady in your home. Funny and like humble and sweet.

33:09Yes. And while they're, I would say a majority of their time on traders, like was a waste. The last couple of episodes where they finally, like revealed their secret. Actually, like I found them to be like a funny duo. I wish he had just done that the whole time because it wasn't this way anyway. Nobody was like, we were so hard on them. If you told us at the beginning of traders, by the end of the show, by the end of the show, you're going to be chiming the two of them to take over for Kelly Clarkson. Like I actually would think that you're mad. And the thing is, when you say it like that, it sounds different than what it is right now. No one's ever going to be Kelly. They have to fill the slot. They have to try something different with like two people who are just like not safe, but like just like easy and warm and can talk. They also do host for the Olympics. So they're hosting not like novices to the format. Speaking of traders in Kelly Clarkson, Rob was on the Kelly Clarkson show with Daniel Radcliffe. And it turns out that both Daniel and Kelly Clarkson had watched the season and had like a ton of questions for Rob. It was kind of an amazing interview. Kelly said that Rob should be like an actor. Yeah, that he is like what it takes because he was like so great at fooling everyone.

34:12Yeah, which is true. Maybe like an actor that she casts like a full actor on. Well, they have Lisa Rina. Oh, I guess, but I really don't consider her an actor. She is an actress. It's why she was on house. But she was like a host. No, she was like Melrose Place or General Hospital. All those 90 shows, that's funny. Okay, but like more actors. Okay. Because when Michael Rappaport is an actor, he was on friends. But again, but he was on friends. Right. It's such a great episode. By the way, he plays Phoebe's boyfriend. Who else is an actor? They're like they have actors on there who like do other things. You know, they need like an actor by trade. No, those two like our actors by trade. But you eat more actors. Oh my God, speaking of I can't believe we've sat here for so long and not told everybody about the Patreon episode. We recorded yesterday, which is being loaded as our best episode yet. Oh my God. And we'll be coming in monthly installment. We played the game headbands, which it's kind of like heads up. You basically put an index card on your forehead with we did pop culture edition. So celebrities and you basically play like 20 questions

35:14where you just keep asking questions about the person on your forehead. You don't know who the person is. And it was seriously so funny. I had like so much fun. I had the crazy thing about it is I had so much fun doing it. I thought it was hysterical. Watching it is even funnier when you're sitting there with a person on your head. And of course we did like funny people, you know? Oh, because we're funny gals. It was amazing monthly installment for sure. We'll have to figure out how to do it remotely when I go back, which I am going back. I just wanted to tell everyone that there's one more thing I have to do and then I'm going back. Okay, if you insist. Just letting you know. So that's the latest on Kelly's rumors. If they just put this out there to like feel how the world feels about it, like I'm very open. But they do need to supplement that musical element. I don't know how those two fix that, but maybe like a third. Someone who just sings, but then it's a lot. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. Are you ready for our third story? Which is a little biopic news. John Bon Jovi's music biopic is in the works at Universal.

36:16Okay, I like this. Bon Jovi is getting the big screen treatment. Universal has won a bidding war to back a feature film about the rock band behind hits, like living on a prayer. You give love a bad name and it's my life. Oh, that's a banger. So glay. Bon Jovi is so glay. I wonder if he knows, like, like he only is known by young people today because of Glee. Like his legacy lives on Thruly and Michelle. Yeah, dream. A director has not been set like nor the cast or anything, but I wonder who will get the job of JBJ. Let me say John, but it's young, John, right? Oh, so cute and he was younger. I want to say one thing. John Bon Jovi, I feel is very, like, sound of mind. I don't know if he's had, like, a crazy, I think he's still married to, like, his OG wife, mother of his kids, which we love. But a lot of those biopics are about, like, you know, people who, like, do drugs and, like, are crazy. I don't know, he'd, like, give us, like, just dad from New Jersey vibes. Uh-huh. So I don't know how interesting of a movie that is.

37:16No, I'm down, like, a little, I'm sure that you say, an inspiring story. But you know what movie came and went without a whimper? The Bruce Springsteen one. Is it out? Oh, yeah. It came out like a year ago. Jeremy Online's boy. Undies, yeah. Let me say, um, who does he look like? He's very handsome. But the person would also sing, right? Yeah, but I guess if they found the right person and that person didn't sing, they could have. Awesome, Butler is already, honestly, he's carrying a good call. He's already growing his hair. They could do an unknown. I don't think Austin Butler would do this because he needs to do something else. But he needs to do something. Like, doesn't he have to pay his bills? Austin Butler hasn't worked in years. Um, no one's coming to mind. Glenn Powell. Yes. But he doesn't sing. Court over street, your best friend. Allegedly, Pug Kaso. It's not Pug Kaso. I feel like it's a confirmed fill of the looks, right? That would be so crazy. Mm-hmm. That would be so crazy. Tonight's the night. Is it messing around Wednesdays? But is it them in Ali?

38:17No, no, no. Oh, oh, you sounded like it was the finale. No, but maybe Pug Kaso goes home tonight. I don't think so. I think he's going to win. And there's still some bad people in, like. Yeah, who's still in? Galaxy girl. Okay. Stingray. Stingray. Do you know who that is? I believe that both of them are Evan Ross and Ashley Simpson. I think that Kaso has been a wife. Yeah. I think that's really cute. I think there's some athletes left. I don't know. Well, I'm rooting for Pug Kaso. We know. Big toe are you now, too? Yeah. Today's episode of The Toast is brought to you by Nanit Smart Baby Monitor. When it comes to baby gear, new parenting gadgets, there's one product that everyone on the planet loves. And if you don't have one, like I actually feel sorry for you, it's Nanit. So Nanit is the new baby monitor. I feel like it's actually become a word. It's not like, let me check the monitor. It's let me check the Nanit. Even if like, it's just, if you're pregnant and you're like freaking out, get a Nanit. It will bring you peace of mind. If you have a friend who's pregnant and you want to be the best friend ever, get them a Nanit off their registry. So it's not just a baby monitor. It's truly peace of mind that give you crystal clear views of your baby

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43:21for a run in Chicago. So as we know, Whitney is on Chicago playing Roxy Heart. And now Mark's so successfully, by the way. The tickets are sold out every night. There are a thousand. People are screaming on TikTok about how expensive the tickets are, the resale is insane. She's literally like, it's giving show girl. Like back when Broadway was like, you know, it's giving show girl like my book, Evelyn Esbeth. I feel like whenever someone plays Roxy, like we always like hear this, like tickets are... Oh, really? I actually feel like when people do Roxy, it's like cool, but it doesn't change the show at all. It's just like this show. It seems bigger than everyone else is, but I do feel like it's always like a boom for the show. But it's also like a small run. And it's so funny. I actually feel the total opposite. I feel like she's the most successful Roxy they've ever had. Like, this is what they're always trying to get when they cast like random. I feel like it was like good with Ariana Maddox. I feel like... I don't remember people clamoring for tickets. Really? Yeah. Also, I just want to say I keep talking about the book that I read, and I guess I haven't said the name of the book. So I want to apologize. It's It Girl by Allison Pataki. I feel like we did, but it was like... So quickly. And we literally did. We said how that's an amazing name for a book.

44:21Like it girl. Yeah, but I don't think we said it girl. I said, you were like, the name is really good. Like Mark Ballis will be returning to the show, to the boards, whatever that means. He'll play Slick Talkin' Lawyer, Billy Flynn. This is like so brilliant. This is like breaking and dancing together once again. Great. Like, why don't they do the sooner? It's a great idea. So she's excited. I'm sure he's excited. Yeah. Love that. Do you think she's off the show? No. You think she'll go back? Because I know she's on the screen. She's in there all doing press, but she's not. And that's because she's not in Utah and whatever. Like she can't go do press. But she can do press in New York. They don't do press in Utah. They actually like... Oh, sorry. Yeah. But I think like her doing press. Yeah, I guess she hasn't done like any press. I mean, seeing I saw all the girls doing stuff. You'll see Jessie talking about like her face. There's like drama with her doctor. I saw her in a video, like saying that she, like, is mad at herself. And she's also like, is mad at the doctor. She said she was kind of like, swayed and, you know, lied to about the recovery. And like, yeah. And she was also like, posting about the doctor. So it's like weird. What did she do?

45:22Like, skin grafts. I don't know, like, like kind of like bigger than she intended. I think she went in just to fix something and ended up doing a bunch of stuff. She said that on this forthcoming season, it's, she likes how she looks. It's before. It's before, yeah. So what we're about to watch, like, is not what she talked about. The new face, maybe she talks about the journey. Yeah, or we'll see like what she was doing, what she had planned to do. Yeah. But then in the video, she was, where she was talking about it. She was wearing sunglasses, so like, I couldn't really see like if what she didn't like. I do want to say, and I just, oh, I forgot to update everyone. I went back to the dermatologist yesterday. I got that mold removed. Just to know you guys were raining. But I did get filler. I got the filler and Botox, and I came for like a checkup. And, you know, I've recently come to the decision that I don't think I ever want to get a facelift. Did you know what I mean? Like, when Jesse was saying her journey, I was like, that literally sounds horrible. So I've kind of decided like kind of big news. Like, I'm going to say out of the sun. Or like, are they just going to age gracefully?

46:22No, no. I'm still going to get filler and stuff. But I feel like I'm in the sun a lot. And like, that's not what I meant. Not no filler, but like, what are you just going to age? No, I'm going to do stuff like lasers and all that. But like, I don't think I want to undergo the knife. So I'm going to start like protecting my skin. Where are you? You were in the sun yesterday. When I facetime, you were on the beach. I was at the beach wearing some lock and on my face and hat. Like, I usually, like, I'm crazy. Like, I don't wear some lock. Like, I just like lay out. And I want my body to be tan, of course. But like, and I was laying on my stomachs like my face was out of the sun. So the message is you're going to start wearing some lock. I'm going to start wearing some lock. I'm going to stop like laying out roasting so, so much. Like, and just face, like, I used to, like, literally raw dog at first of all, no sunblock on my face. And just like, get super burned. And like, would be happy about it. But now, like, I'm going to be taking more precautions because I really feel like, and when I went to the doctor, she was like, you have a lot of sun damage on your chest. I'm like, yeah, I know. I was like, proud of it. But I'm feeling like, if I want to age gracefully without getting a face lift, I think I need to cut back on my son. Best son. So like, more, like, fraudulent tan. Oh, I love that. That's me. Yeah, but I like fraudulent tan on my face. I don't like it on my body.

47:23So I'm going to continue to lay out, like, neck down, face up. No. Right, because you wouldn't get a face lift for that area. Right. And I'll show off my body anyways. OK, so she doesn't care what it looks like. So maybe it's just like, the news is like, wide brim hats for a coach. Yeah, but then, like, hats make me hot. So not really. But just, like, more mindful about my son exposure. Because I'm like a son, girly. On her face. Yeah. OK. Yeah. Great. Thank you for that. Maybe I can inspire someone. And then maybe, like, that, you know, funky mole on my back was like, the Lord's way of telling me. Out of chill, yeah. But you're not keeping your body out of the sun anyway. Also, I should say, like, the place in my back where the mole was, like, never even sees the sun, because I get, like, I wear one pieces. So I know, yeah, not to be like, be a conspiracy theorist, but interesting. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Which is actually, like, big news. It's just the way, the way the conversation played out and I let the chips fall, where they may. And this one ended up in the fifth story, but it probably deserved better treatment. Yeah. Because Kylie's on the cover of Anni Fair looking and she's saying, OK, I can't be the only person who didn't

48:24know that was her. And I thought it was the girl from Bridgerton season two. Simone? Simone Ashley, thank you. Oh, that's funny. She looks so different. And I just want to say that spray tan is intense. Oh, well, she also bleached, like, into eyebrows. I thought she looks like Gabriette and the other guy. Let me see. And Amelia Gray. Amelia. I didn't even notice she didn't have eyebrows. Like, I was so everyone's like, Kylie, I'm like, here. Who's Kylie? This is Gabriette. Yes. So then later on in the photo shoot, because you see the picture, we're like, there's only light on her eye. There's like a spotlight. She's like back to her normal skin tone. Got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, oh, Kylie Jenner is who, like, and comments? Yeah, no, no, no, no. The comments were like, oh, see, she's embracing her Armenian side. She ain't Armenian. Robert Kardashian, yeah, that one. I'm like, oh, it's Kylie. Like, look at her skin tone there versus the cover. It's actually an insane, I think it's a combination of the lighting and like a severe spray tan. Yeah, because look, when her eyes in the light, that, by the way, that to me looks like a

49:26different day. No, but this side of her face that looks like Kylie, but when she's in the not sun on her, her, she looks, she looks darker, but she looks brown in the first one. Like, her skin looks brown. In the picture, the cover. The cover. Yeah. Okay. I was so confused. She was great. I wasn't confused. Maybe I saw it because I saw it like on her, like from the moment I saw it, it was like Kylie. I saw it on like Ms. Woods and she worked. This is great. I'm like, who is it? No. And also it says Kylie on top. Got it. Got it. It was very clearly. I was like Kylie Minogue. I literally, it took me a full 30 seconds to figure out who this one is. For me, I was like, Kylie's on the cover of Vanity Fair. Let's look at the pictures. She looks amazing and she's inspired by Gabriette and Amelia. I love that she's on the cover of Vanity Fair. You know, she's embracing her actor, era, even though I really don't want that from the Kardashians. Like they all get, like Kim, you know, is obsessed with acting and it's like, okay. Kylie's for into acting. I have enjoyed. I don't need more. She does talk about how she's like wants to do more.

50:27She's been getting sent a lot of scripts since her gangbusters scene. Just talk to each one, send more kids. I won't get my hopes up too much. What was she interviewed by? She was interviewed by Nate Freeman and photographed by Mert Alas, obviously. Mert Alas. Mert, Mert. Mertie. Of course. Of course. The girls don't leave the house unless it's Mert. Unless it's Mert and his friend. Yeah. What's the friend's name? Yeah, he's always working. Collaborating with his collaborator. Kim is always working with Mert and like, yeah. Who has like an equally, like, Marcus. Mert Marcus. Yeah, that sounds right. Yeah. Alice and Mert. Mert. Chloe and Sam and Sophia and Marcus. I didn't get a chance to read the article yet, but I'll snuggle up later with a nice mug of tea. She says enjoy. She's finishing up her 20s and she wants, you know, focus on travel and business and

51:29spend time with her kids and then, you know, she says, of course, I want more kids. More kids. Well, I wonder with whom these kids. I wonder with whom. Did you see Mr. Copeland is coming for Timothet? And she was in Marty's supreme allegedly. Oh, I need everyone to stop. I really need everyone to stop like this manufacturer and outrage. You don't give a fuck about opera. You don't give a fuck about. Well, Mr. Copeland, LA. Yeah, of course. But you knew what Timothy was trying to say, like, they're just like obsessed with like having something. Like, they're like a dog with a bone. You don't care. Mr. Copeland is allowed to be offended. I'll say that. Yeah, but like, I feel like it'd be cooler if she wasn't and was just like, you know, enjoyed the spotlight that it put on because I don't think he's anti, and I'm sure he actually really appreciates opera and ballet, like, each I'm sure he's been there, not like commercially. Can everyone say the same? But I think, you know, calling out the culture for not appreciating opera and ballet is a good thing. Yeah. Name five operas, Phantom of the opera, not even an opera, um, opera, opera, that one's

52:38really good. Yeah, almost. Yeah. You know, I just won't let my emotions go there. I can't get dark. Yeah. Um. Chopra. You've seen Chopra. Um, yeah. Really. It's on the serious. And this is the best thing that's ever happened to the high art. The fine arts. Yeah. Whatever they are. But, um, again, like, this is not my fight, so if it is offensive, like, I agree. You know, it's a good thing this magazine probably went to print a while ago where all she would have had to speak on it. Yeah. Oh, for sure. This is really bad. Maybe she'd go in Chloe and Wonderland and, like, speak his truth. I just want to say, like, Timothy on Wonderland went, if his next press tour doesn't include a stop on Chloe and Wonderland, like, he's a bad boyfriend, no, I wonder why he didn't on, like, on, um, Marty Supreme Press, he was like doing a lot of, like, cool different things. The girls were all wearing the jacket. It's like, he should have kind of Wonderland. Yeah. Timothy in Wonderland. Yeah.

53:39He didn't do a podcast. Did he? No. I think he's done, Jay Shetty. Did you see who comes on Jay Shetty? Yeah. Oh, I fucking love him. I cannot wait for this album. I know. Any day now, right? March 20th. Um, he went on Jay Shetty and he was talking about a lot of different things, you know, he likes to get deep. But you have ever seen that viral video of him, um, refunding everyone in the stadium, but then continuing to put on a show. Yeah. Yeah. And he was like, I really can't sing as good as I want to, but I'm not going to let you guys go home. So like, I'll sing all the hits, but you'll all get your money back. And he told the story of like that whole day and how the idea came to him and it was like deeply moving. Yeah. He was also talking about fatherhood. Of course. His advice for new dads, which is to support new moms, which is like sort of fuck off. Like fuck off and support your wife and what else you need. Yeah. Like, the baby doesn't need you yet. Your wife needs you, which I loved. Amazing advice. Yeah. So those are the fast-by-stories. I feel as though you need to know that I did a bit of my summer house recap at the top of the show.

54:40Oh, but anything else. No, and I was realizing that the reason why this show isn't like really good this season is because we don't have like a central storyline. I would say the biggest storyline is Kyle and Amanda, but that's sort of on ice right now. They're getting along. Amanda's birthday weekend. He bought her a Cartier watch and like, and they flash back to all the other birthdays she's had where he totally fumbled the ball. Like, I remember one page was like helping him buy tickets for a trip like buy book a hotel on his phone. You take her on a trip like here. I bought you a trip. Right. Thanks. Um, he got her like a piece of weird art one. So anyways, like, he finally like crushed it with the birthday present. It was actually really fun. We can everyone like seemed that everyone went out for Amanda's birthday. Then the next day they went to the vineyard, Wolfer State, and then they like come home and they go swimming. And they're just like lit all weekend, Sierra and West are flirting again. And they're like, should we? Should we? Shouldn't we? It seems that they do. We shouldn't. I don't know. I would be. I would like to think she's smarter than that. Yeah, and it's just like doesn't do for me what I believe.

55:41She's like her. She says she can't even art. Like he not even that he can't articulate his feelings. He won't. He won't even say like, I like her. I don't know. I don't know. I would be. I would like to think she's smarter than that. Yeah. And it just like doesn't do for me what I believe. like he not even that he can't articulate his feelings like he won't he won't even say like I like you I'm sorry. I I'm gravitating towards you. He'll be like I feel like I don't know how to talk to you So I actually saw this thesis on TikTok about Sierra and like how Jesse and West act around her Um, and why she should really stop dating men from the show is because they really lack the emotional intelligence to realize like They just like are infatuated with her. She's so beautiful They want to experience her but they don't want to know her They're like they're sort of stuck in attraction mode and they don't bother you know digging deeper and getting nowhere That's why when Jesse was like can I make out with you or whatever? It's like it's just the obsession with experiencing her versus like knowing and loving and understanding her Well, yes, and that's what she said. That's how she feels like everybody wants to experience her but like she

56:41They are really good friends her and Jesse are really good friends I feel like he does know her which is why it's like you're obviously attracted to her You obviously like her because you spend all day just trying to get to her room to chit chat So that's a relationship. So that's what she's saying. It's like if those two things are connecting like why aren't you asking me out on it right and it's because They are immature and they date and move without intention and they don't articulate They're so scared of saying anything that's remotely like a commitment because they don't want to be committed So they don't say anything except for like fits and starts of like I think I want to talk to you take it further Like that would be amazing if they said take it further But West is like stumbling over his words about just talking to her and it's like Why don't you decide what you want and then go after it Period and like not be afraid if it goes well or it doesn't That's there and lies the issue. So we have no Lindsay, you know Carl wasn't even there this weekend But there's like some drama brewing and I think this is like what the fight between Carl and Kyle becomes about because at some point like Carl

57:47Like curses him out this season Carl invested money into lover boy and Kyle did not invest money into soft bar Jesse invested money into soft bar. That's so sweet. Yeah, it's like really nice But it was open to investors. He also crowdfunded. I don't remember um, but Kyle did not put money in which like Would have been a nice thing to do Carl put 15k into lover boy. So like Kyle could have put some of the same Kyle said at the time like he Lover boys in the worst financial position. They've ever been in and he had just put $500,000 into lover boy to cover payroll So he didn't have to lay people off. I believe that Kyle didn't invest because he doesn't have the funds to do it agreed But then Carl was saying like Kyle's DJing, you know, and he does like you get Instagram deals Yeah, like cash when you're in that line of work He could have you know made enough money just to give him something just for the like you know It's like endorsed like I believe in you like the support The idea of support that's like really sad and I can't believe jet that actually really endures me to Jesse Yeah, because at least like last season when he said it wasn't a great business

58:48Like he wasn't like moved by the business But he wouldn't tell that to Carl's face and like he just wanted everyone to like enable Carl to do this even though on the back And they're like, I don't know about this um at least like he enabled him You know and put his money where his mouth is wait. That's really sweet. Yeah But don't say nice things about Jesse. He's a mess. I can't fucking stand him. He's such a mess Apparently he like was talking shit about Lexi's mom and I mean great night Like I'll back to Lexi Lexi me the TikTok my mama don't like you and she likes everyone. I seriously. I'm so mad I can't even go down that bring her back like that would really shake shit up. Mm-hmm I don't think she would ever but bring her back do it. I dare you Yeah, so everyone's just you know nothing's like there's not like a real like serious storyline And that's why I think it's a it's not a great season And maybe we'll ramp up towards the end with Kyle and Amanda and that will make like in the city Very interesting But right now there's just really nothing going on um, so that's that on that well Head over to spritzsciety.com slash ultra-barry to get your keels ex spritz hydration drink with electrolytes ultra-barry flavor 10 calories

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