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[♪oooops of Coming Up to Player Krabbing Througher Show Around The Ground Force A million Instruments All about Park David, eleven marks compañeroa covered in XP An marks gloves start objetivo� Hello and welcome to Watch More то Crapins. A podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about … this is part two of the recap. Miss part one go check out your podcast feed. It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap. So we see a picture of him and her from 2009. And she's like, oh yes, as mistress Haley, home reckoned Haley, the mistress that ruined the family at eight. It wasn't even true. And you know, after the John thing, I wasn't getting like support from my mom who just disappeared. Well, I mean, you were dating John Goslin. Listen, there's only so much a mother should be expected to take.
Like what she have to support you through everything. That is ridiculous. I'm sorry, but if you date John Goslin, you're dead to me. That's it. I'm moving on. I'm going to Florida. But the mom, the mom, she said the reason why she dated John is because her mom said date John. I don't know if I believe that. Maybe she said John's in my sky or I don't know. I agree. I don't know. I don't believe that. I don't believe every single thing she's telling me. Yeah, I believe very little that what she says. So Haley says it's this friction that all mother daughters have. Every woman I've dated with kids all have the same issues with their daughters, you know, and their daughters. The daughters, the daughters, all the daughters, and the daughters all like that. Actually, she says daughters. I'm remembering now that when she says they all have the same issues with the daughters, the shows were like, pause. I was like, look everyone. The show was like, look, like I said, daughters. Yeah, the daughter is all the daughters all like that.
That's just how it is in there. Cause like, wait, wait, I'm lonely. You just dropped and she's like, but yeah, but it's true. But how many wait, are you saying you dated women? She's like, yeah, cause like I've dated women and they've got daughters is horrible. She's like, oh my God, I can't believe you just dropped and you've dated women before. This is literally crazy. We are in a danger. Women, how does that even work? This we are like such a wild or a scarecast. Sorry internet to be breaking you as we speak. Oh my God. So Haley says, I date women, but I can't date other men. As far as how many women updated, I don't know, but I feel like a lot of women have, I don't know, we just heal each other's souls. She's like touches her trash. She's like, we heal each other right here in our souls. You know, let me tell you, let me tell you about a soul healing time.
I was dating this girl. She was using a tell toe on me, had big double D tip broke my nose. And then I had to go to the cosmetic surgeon. I was leaking. It was like, I'm awake at four in the morning. You know, it's like leaking leaking. So I had to go. It was, it was crooked. It was double D tip banged out of my face. Isn't that sweet? Did you at least calm? It's like, no, what? I don't remember mainly because this is a fabricated story, but honestly, it was so embarrassing. So now we go to jessles and Povett is cooking. I was like, what are you making? He's like lunch for the kit. What do you fucking think I'm making, jessle? Okay. It's pasta that I'm stirring around really quickly. With some cheese. Okay. What do you think it is? Well, it's a new experiment. It's a pasta bon me. It's basically pasta with a bon me flavoring that I put into a bun. And I'm going to give it to our kids and they can bring it to school and hopefully show it to Tom. Tom Cruise's child. So jessle is like, when it comes to Povett and work, you know, he's
figuring out his career and he's, you know, doing the food influencing thing also known as being poor and where it's like more food and less influencing, more just eat, eat, eat, unless wow, impacting anyone's daily life in any sort of way including his own wives. So yeah, he really needs to focus on how to make this lucrative because we still have bills to pay. I really wonder about everybody on this show. Like, how do you make money influencing? I get that that's a thing, but like, how do they all have these expensive apartments from influencing? I don't know. So many people buying their crap that they're selling. I, yeah, I feel like Povett should stick with his court, whatever corporate job he had. I feel like this is not a good, this is, I know he wants to lean into the food thing, but I don't know if I would have left my corporate job for it. And I feel like jessle has legit PR job. Remember when she had that party and she had like major players from Vogue
shop to apartment? And then Aaron's like, want us to a bad party? She comes up like a party and brings like, I mean, that guy's flirting with me. It was just like a big gay man like dress like a clown. But yeah, the others, she still work there. I don't know because we'll find out later this season. Cause I thought she hadn't been doing that, but maybe that was just since she had the kids. I don't remember. I have no idea. But she's like influencing gross. Am I right? All right. So we're throwing in a year of the horse party for loon and new. Yeah. You know what that means? And he's like, uh, you're the horse. Yeah. What does it mean? The year that the horse was made now, the year the horse was founded. No, Povit. The other horse was created. God damn it. Povit. All right. Listen, it's Chinese astrology. All right. They have different animals for every year. Last year was a snake. This year's a horse. That's all I know. Please stop asking me questions.
Did the horse find a really cool underground bond? You spotted the low roof side. Povit. No. Last year was a shit year for me. I'm fundamentally a dad is good. Unfortunately, my dad passed away and I'm so lucky to have him in my life. Had him in my life. And like everything I do is just in the hopes of making him proud. And we see these really sweet clips of, of Jussles dad and her parents. It's really sad. And she's basically, um, just trying to move forward. And she says, I'm celebrating a new change, Povit. A new turnover and he's like, just ignoring her. And he's like, wow, look at this amazing butter pasta I made. So, uh, things are the same as those two basically. So then we go to the real, real. I'm so confused by the real real. Isn't that Shannon store? No, Shannon store was real for real. And this one's the real real dare you. How dare you remind Shannon of her failures? Well, she's going to be reminded every time she passes the real real store.
I, every time I'm in New York and I pass this damn store, I think, oh, that Shannon store. It's still going on. But then I don't see any salmon stuffed with cream cheese. I don't know. Google things before you open a whole business called them, you know, I thought it was real. I thought it was a store for authentic fishing poles, the real real. But it's not. It's a very fancy clothing store. So, so I comes in there and the alarm starts going off and the guy's like, oh, yeah. The alarm, you just have to look at it and it goes off. It's terrible. Isn't it? So don't steal anything. I'm here and I have a really great hair. Enjoy your shopping time. Like, damn, these, the people in the store are very judgy. There's a girl working behind the counter that they kept showing, giving judgy looks the whole time. I was like, oh, I want to work with her. I know. I was like, that's the only time a salesperson I want to see on this show. I just want to see judgy salespeople that are like you.
It's a reboot-roaning people. So, so Daisy comes in and she's saying how her, her husband Eugene is going to come to the party, just as party and she's like, my husband Eugene is an incredible hair stylist. I met Eugene at a hair salon. Basically, she saw this buff sexy hair stylist and she was attracted to him and she feels like she's been catfished because in the first day, he was like, yeah, let's have margaritas. Good time, good time. But now, but now I finish his margaritas because he's sometimes boring. Now, Daisy, I don't want. Everyone's relationship is different, but what I will say is that the big buff hair stylist husband who's turned out to be boring, it's not working out so well on Salt Lake City. So, just letting you know, keep an eye out. Yeah. Well, also, how many dates did you go on in? Go on with him, that he drank on the first date, so you thought he was a drinker,
but then after that, he stopped drinking. How many days did you go on? I'm confused how you didn't know, but she's in there and she's taking off her clothes, like she's taking off her top in the middle of the store to try on another top. And it's like, oh, it doesn't matter. Everyone in here is a woman, like nobody cares. And they just keep cutting to the guys, like, oh, and this is where we get the judgey lady behind the counter. Like, oh, wow, I guess they're just taking off their clothes and middle of our store. It's a real real. All right, Miss 30-year-old. So, um, I start real reals. Daisy finds a jacket that she loves. And they're like, actually, this is the best. This is, I love like sometimes gay cruelty, the way we can be so cold with a smile on our face, she's like, oh, I'm obsessed with the jacket. I have to get it and she goes to buy it and he goes, oh, I'm sorry. Someone just bought this online. She's like, no, no, I'll do anything. He's like, sorry.
And he's like smiling because he slowly pulls the jacket. And she's like, what can I do? I'll give my child, I'll give you Eugene. He's like, yes, sorry. She's like, no, you can't do this to me. That's like really crushing me. And he's like, always good to see you, lady. Let me fold this slowly for someone else. Have a great day. I'm sorry, but those alarms were really judging you. And it went off when you first walked in. It said, this coat doesn't want to go home with you. There's a tag on this coat that says where it's from. And you will not own anything from here. Enjoy your day, ladies. So now let's go to Jess's Luna New Year party. So now we have Erica, Erica's another newbie. And she arrives and Jess says, I love Erica. She has become one of my closest friends, which is what I'll say,
but everyone but Erin this episode. She's married to a tech billionaire named Ankur, Jane. And she has this lavish wedding that was by the Egyptian pyramids that I was not invited to, by the way. And then we see this Erica lady and she's like, I mean, I didn't even know her then. We met like literally a month after. I like she would have thrived at that moment. But you know what? Maybe there's a 10 year valour in a wall or something she'll get to come to. By the way, do you like my dress? I love it. I rented it. It's that crazy. And I'm like kind of a billionaire now. I don't care. I don't care. Jess was like, what? She can't believe that she rented it. And how she says it, she goes, that's okay. That's all right. You know, would I do that probably not? But does she look fabulous? 100%. I'm like, you might start one like considering renting your dresses if we find out that you are no longer working in PR and
Puppet is doing food influencing. Your husband tasted faster for a living cell. Get to rent, man. Oh, I guess that doesn't really matter. Right. So I want to know what she does. And also why she's not taking me to dinner. Cute. How much money do you have? I would rent clothes if they were cute or on me. I don't know. What am I going to rent? Old Navy? I don't think they rent. Anyway, that's the point is there is this party. And everybody's there. There's a lot of people wearing pink. That's one thing I noticed. So why is everybody wearing pink to this party? I don't like it. It doesn't look good in this lighting. So Haley is talking to Si. And she's like, oh, hey, Si. So this is who I'm seeing. This is like Mary or whatever. She's like, oh, you're saying. What do you mean? You see her? I see her too. No, no, seeing her. What's that mean? You're like dating a woman? Yeah, that's what that means. Like, what what does that mean? Well, do we like hang out?
We hook up with friends. She's a bee cup. So I probably won't lose a nose today. Am I right? Has Ruman met? No, but she did have a Ruman earlier today. Sorry about the breath by the way. I tried to get a house in search. So Si says, let me tell you the way that she, the way that she just swallowed the pickle's hole off the roof. And she healed my soul right here, right here. You know what? She was eating thousands of island and I was having thousand hots in my eyes. So Si says, you know what? I first met Haley. I was not a fan. I really thought that she was like a little cookie. But now I'm getting to know her. And she's like charmingly eccentric. It's like it had delightfully odd way. Like fabulously frenetic. Like a simply silly person. I'm like, are you trying to segue into some sort of musical moment here? Are you waiting for the piano to start under you? Like she just, she's a charmingly eccentric, fabulously wonderful, curiously cocky and beautifully bountiful.
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da. I'm like Si. Si, it's very cute that you're trying to pretend that you're nice for five minutes a season. But we all can hear what you're really saying. It's like, she's an unintelligent rain man. There I said it. I said it. She's a fucking stranger loser. I'm just going to be nice too because I can't stand there and anymore. So here comes, um, and just like, I'm not excited to see Aaron tonight. But I like to think of myself as an inclusive person. So hopefully, Quinhash thinks out. Party, party, party, everybody party. So Erica is gossiping with Aaron. And she's like, oh, hi, Aaron. Yeah, this is me, Jessel's friend. Remember me, I'm a billionaire. This dress is rented. Isn't it cute? I mean, I don't quite literally don't even care. So why do you hate Jessel? Do you hate Jessel? Those are problems with Jessel? I didn't say those problems with Jessel. Do you have a problem with Jessel? She might have a problem with you. My one, they talked to Jessel. Bying.
And Aaron is like looking at her like, your newbie. But Erica's like, is there, why is her tension? She's like, what? She's like, isn't there tension? She's like, does she have tension? I mean, I don't know. Yes, you do. You can tell me, I'm Aaron. I'm a vault. She's like, well, I sense tension. So now, Aaron then is gossiping to Haley's date about the story. She's like, by the way, did she tell you the story about how she someone with a D cup broke her nose while they were using a dildo? Isn't that crazy? Isn't this story hilarious? And maybe it might cause an issue with you guys? Isn't that hilarious? Seriously, Aaron. She's what part about just started dating this person? Did you not hear? She's like, can I hear about that other lady with a D cup that broke her nose when she was del-dowing her? That was hilarious. All right, nice to break you up. See you later. So then Jessel started to say something. So yeah. So Haley's like, so Jessel,
how you been doing? How's your, you know, your IVF journey thing or whatever? She's like, what? Did I tell you I did IVF? She's like, oh, Aaron mentioned it. Because I don't know. Like, her father died. Your father died. And then she's much loosely that like, I don't know. Maybe we're trying to have your father through IVF again, because you really missed you. I don't know what it was. I wasn't paying attention. I'm just over here trying to start shit. It's like, what are you? Is this how I do this? I had a corkscrew that was like a motherfucker. Sorry, I just really didn't listen to anything she was saying. I was so, I was dialed in. So Si is like, what? So you don't, you didn't know the context. And what she would bring up because it's something that's so personal. And Haley's like, yeah, I mean, I get that. I don't know. I don't know. I don't remember anything. I was like, what are you going to say? It was like John plus eight plus Kate. And I don't know. It's like a lot going on in my life. So Si's like, well, you were sleeping at something? Like, well, it's going on. Why could you figure it out? And I was like, I was, I was, I was, I was, I think you passed that one.
You passed that one. Yeah. Uh, I was don't you were tired? Be tired. Did you suddenly lose consciousness for reasons you see it don't understand? What's wrong with you? Talk woman. It's like, okay, like look, I was high. Okay. I was, I was high as a jet blue fight when they were in K-Mova. I didn't even know what was going on. Somehow she still drank wine. I don't know how she did it. Did she uncork the thing with the teeth? Like the woman, a miracle worker. Nobody knows. I'm sorry, but what is it? What's jet blue? It's like, never mind. So we see that three days or when they were during the corkscrew conversation, Aaron was just blabbing on and saying how like, wow, jassles just like, you know, it's not my, you know, like, jessles just going through stuff. And when I'm, I mean, I know she's like, well, I should just not even say that. She doesn't even, so she say that she has to have said that because Haley asked about it. But then she says jassles just going through stuff.
She's just going through. Yeah, she says it because we show, they show Haley zoning out and they put like the high filter on her face where it's like, and she's trying to open the wine and Aaron's like, yeah, well, she told me she has an ounce ox in a long time. And then we found out she had like an issue with Iley offers on thing and that's why she wasn't having sex. But that's not how it was said to us. And I just like never get the full picture. I mean, why are you lying about your sexual IVF life? You know what I mean? And like, who does that? She's Aaron so tacky. And then Haley's just ignoring her staring off into space as most of the audience does. So Haley's like, well, if you, okay, look, you think I remember a conversation about IVF stuff. Like, I was thinking about what I was going to order from DoorDash. I'll give you a hint. It has protein and it's in shape form. Is that a cucumber? No. So just like, here's the thing about our little friend over there. I'm talking about Aaron.
I can see you're all confused. Aaron, she does like to offer information that isn't there. Look, I wasn't offended that you knew about my IVF. I'm very open about that. But it's not a story to tell. It's my story to tell. I was supposed to have a scene about it. And she kind of ruined it for me now. Mm hmm. It's like, oh, I hear you. Listen, we're women. We're women with horrible tap dancing mothers who don't support us. Am I right? And the most important thing is that we understand that women go through things. And I'm going through things. Because I'm a woman with a horrible mother. So let's just all remember this pat, pat thing and move on. It's like, what? What are you talking about? Yeah, and we're going through a lot. And Aaron said you're going through a lot. So there, that's all I know. I was just trying to make some old talk. Hailey, you know, I'm revising my opinion. As we go through this, Hailey is hilariously causing so much damage at this point. Found her to be really funny through all of this. I'd like to, when she first came on,
I was really amused by her and thought she was really funny. I just felt like there was some stuff that was like a little like it felt like. I felt like she was, there was some performative stuff in there. But now as we go through it, I'm realizing she was just trying to have an excuse to not get into trouble. All the stuff like, well, I was high. I was high. I was thinking about door dash. It just wasn't landing for me. But now as we go through it again, I'm like, she's just trying to get out of trouble. It's okay. I think the producers are like, okay, hey, leave. So now you need to go up to Si, and you need to talk to what Aaron talked to you about. Well, what does she talk to me about? You know, she mentioned INF. What's IVF? You know, that's the woman that knows your drink. Oh, my mother's terrible. No, just concentrate on the IVF. You're going to go over there and just start a conversation and just pray that's how we do it here. So she goes and does what they tell them. And then she gets in trouble and she's like, what? I don't remember anything. What are you talking about? Yeah. This is actually making me like her more.
Sometimes recapping will make me like someone more or like someone less depending on how much fun I have talking about them. So we see that Aaron had told her, Si, I think she's going through a lot right now. And I think that like when she does that, it's because there's other stuff. And like she has other stuff going on right now. So we saw that she had said that. And Haley just was like, whatever, I heard you had going through stuff, but whatever, but Si does not like this. Si does not like that. So what stuff does she say? What's going through? And she's like, I don't know. I didn't ask. I mean, I didn't ask. Oh, well, thank you. It's both non-informative and very flattering. It's you definitely be here. So then Jussle gives a speech. And she's like, hi, everybody. It's me, Jussle. Thanks for being here. Here's what I'm really into right now. Chinese astrology. I just love it. So every year's a year about an animal.
Last year was a snake. This year's a horse. Last year with the snake here, I was promised renewal and maybe a rebirth. Very eat love play. Well, it didn't turn out that way. So thanks a lot snake. What a bitch of a year. That sucks. So I'm basically here to tell you, Chinese new year, do better. That's right. All I had was a therapist bill. So now, 2026, the year of the fire horse. She is bold. She is fearless. She has been forced fed many pieces of fried chicken by her husband who thinks he's going to make a career out of it. And she's strong. And she knows who she is. She doesn't care who talks about her. No matter how nasally and annoying her voice is. She's not afraid of anybody calling themselves, home girl. Right? If you know what I'm talking about. She's got legs and she knows how to use them. Just want to put that out there too.
No, no, no one, no ZZ top fans here. Okay, that's fine. So Aaron's like, come. Wow, wow. That's like something that's probably about me. That's speech really don't appreciate that. Okay, everybody cheers to Aaron being a horrible troll of the human being. Wow, that's the mind being about me. That's mind being about me. All right, fuck Aaron and anyone who stands with her. You two, Abe. All right, sorry. Could have Aaron and Abe be awful fucking people. This is why your daughter hates you. She, I think she's talking about me. Also, even though Pavit put out his specialty, bond me, catcha poris, please don't eat them. Just make them feel bad about wasting his time. Thank you so much. And goodbye, nobody has caught more poris than me with Pavit. All right.
So Aaron's like, you think that you're boring. I say, rub it in. So Aaron's like, um, so what's the problem? Oh, well, I mean, I guess like for me, it's been a little bit of like, people just telling me that I'm hearing that you are like on a smear campaign about me. I don't talk about you ever, Jassal. Oh, you don't talk about me ever. Okay. So what about the finale of the Ultimate Girls trip? You went on a smear campaign. Smear campaign. Smear campaign. That's what you actually like to repeat the last thing you said is that's because that's her argument. Yeah, well, I also give her time to come up with an argument too. She's like, I'm like a placeholder. So Jassal's like, yeah, I got voice mass from seven people. Yeah, people you call me fake. That's right. You're lying. Yeah. No. Yeah. And you call us those. We see clips.
We see clips of Aaron and a car. Well, we don't see the car, but we see the car moving. And she's like, I just can't. Jassal is like the thirsty. Yes. She's like embarrassing and thirsty. Oh my god. And she's and then Jassal's, we see Jassal saying like, you called me fake. She's a fang. And you called me thirsty. She's so thirsty. You called me a snake. She's a snake. She smells like a fart. That's why I gave her a Christmas candle for a birthday. She goes, I mean, I've said those things. Yes, about you. Yes. And I feel that way. But I just don't know why you'd accuse me of saying those things about you and feeling that way. Yeah, I'm like, we need to go back. Because like the important thing here is, yeah, I said those things, but who told you I said them? I mean, that's just not cool. And whoever that is needs to be taken down immediately. So you better tell me who that's. Cut to voice. Voice. My babes.
Oh, you know, I love you so much. And I care about you. Be careful with that. And because a few of the girls at the party, it's came to me and told me that she was talking shit about you. And she was telling them and that you are untrustworthy. But just be at the end and do that bitch. Okay, well, did I say you're an authentic? Yes. Do I feel you're an authentic? Yes. You do. Why do you feel I'm an authentic? Well, I'll tell you. I'll tell you why. But first, you need to tell me who told you. Because to say I'm on a smear campaign. And then like, you know, like if I heard that, you're supposed to call me and say, did you hear it? Did you say this about me? I mean, what kind of friend of you that you wouldn't even call me? Aaron, what kind of friend of you that you were saying this stuff to a whole group of your peers? How are you? Like Aaron. You're admitted. It was on camera and you admitted that you said shitty things about Jessel. And you're going to make Jessel feel bad because Jessel had a reaction to it and didn't call you up. Like a real friend calls and finds out if I said it.
And then I would tell you that I told that I said it. But you never called some allowed to upset it. I did like that Aaron at least told us. She's like, I mean, was I talking shit? Yeah, that's what you do. You talk shit to your friends about your other friends when they're being annoying. And by the way, it was a real housewives event. What else am I going to do? Okay. I mean, I would prefer to Aaron was just like, yeah, she was annoying the fuck out of me. So I said it, but like no big deal. Like get over it. She sort of is doing that. Yeah. I liked this answer, but I didn't like all of her ones before. Why? I've never talked about you. I never talked. Okay, I talked about, yes, I did talk about you. That's what I'm saying. Sick Aaron arguing. Gaslighting. But that's always like her thing. It's always like, yeah, I spread a vicious rumor about you. But like that's what people do. She always does that. It's always like, yeah, yeah. I mean, don't we all start terrible rumors? Don't we all just talk shit?
I mean, I thought we're having fun just talking shit. What kind of friend are you that you would confront me behind my back about starting a vicious rumor about your marriage? Like being kind of friend of you. So she's like, well, I mean, she is thirsty. So the side comes over and it's like, are you guys okay? What's going on over here? No, we're not okay. All right, we'll sign. If I said something about you, would you not call me and be like, bitch, did you say this about me? She's like, yeah. Exactly. So Jussles a bad friend. Thank you, Scythe, for agreeing with me. That's all I'm trying to get across here. But you have been saying things about her. And I was like, I never said anything about her. She's my friend. She calls, she calls, and she, and she's just side space, which is like all scrunched up like, and like, like a classic sigh. I don't like you face. She's like, what's the issue? Well, you did tell Haley that I was having a hard time.
She's like, well, I feel in, I feel you in my heart. And I was protective when she said something about you. Oh, okay. So now you were just being protective because Jussle was saying something mean about Scythe. Oh, she's tricky this one, Aaron. So then we see a flashback to that combo. And it's with Haley. Haley's like, well, I like Scythe. It's just that she's always taking jabs, you know, but I like her. So then we flashback and Jussles like, yeah, but what she's going through is really personal, Aaron. You might not know what it is, but I do because I know more about Scythe. And you do now, right? Scythe, what it is? My fault. Valtz don't speak. But it's the same high fault is close enough to her fault that we're going to make little gold brick babies in a bank. Wait, what? Huh? Wait, what's she's going through as personal? Like, what is she going through? That's very personal.
What are you talking about? What are you talking about? But I mean, I see what you're doing. And I don't trust you. I, Aaron's like, I had a whole other rumor unless our rumors were the same. Do we have the same rumors? But we don't want to say it. Which one? Huh? Like, yeah, I don't trust you. And now they're to use size to stop pretending you do. And it's like, well, how do I not trust Jussles? We've been friends for like seven minutes now. It's been fantastic. And she's like, oh, really? You trust Jussle? I do trust Jussle. Yeah, but I know more about Scythe. And you do at this point because she trusted me with very important husband XA leaving a evaporated say too bad. You too. Oh, really? Really? Oh, you know more about her than I do. You know, oh, so you know more about her husband say Xitenghei at the marriage of me. Is that what you're trying to say? I know very, very much about that. Wait a minute. Now, my business, you guys are talking about.
Okay. Well, I don't even know why this conversation is happening. And Aaron goes, is it true that she knows more stuff than me? And so I said, well, I have opened up to Chessel. That's true. Why you have to? Oh, my God. Why is this happening in town with my conversation with her? Now your friends will just want to know. I'm not friends with you. Classic, uh, fascinating, uh, fight with Aaron. So I just walked away like many of us wish we could. And, um, then we just see things going around the party. Haley's got protein bars and her purse. And Daisy tells, um, uh, Erica, she's like, uh, you can say whatever. But if you, but if she, if you call me fat, then we're not friends. And so we go back to Aaron and Chessel and Aaron's like, you think deeply about the way in which you're going to twist stories and fuck people over. Yes, I sit at home and do this. Yeah, your NPR, your NPR. Okay. You do that shit. I believe that. How do I twist the story?
Because I believe that you do that. Like, literally Aaron is the key. This is why Aaron's projecting because Aaron is the queen of twisting a story and amplifying it on this show. It's literally what she's doing right now. Chessel didn't do anything to you. She heard that you talked to him about her and you're like, oh, now you're going to twist it to make it look like I talked bad about you. You did. You admitted to doing it. It's like, yeah, you're the queen of PR. Again, you're not. You're going to try and twist the story. But you literally did it. Quiet. Quiet for a minute. Don't tell me to be fucking quiet. You're literally the fakeest person that I know. I'm done with you. Goodbye. You can leave now. Thank you. So I don't know how she's fake either because she got up and gave a speech implicating you and then told you right to your face. So, I don't. Exactly. And if Chessel had never confronted Aaron, Aaron would never have messed up about the fact that she was talking to you about her behind her back. So, um, so Chessel.
And also, I like that Chessel didn't write out Chanel. Yeah, exactly, except to the producers. So Chessel is like, fucking psychopath. And Daisy's like, oh my god, what happened? She's like, she's a psychopath. She's literally a psychopath. Can she leave? Can she leave security? Can you get, Aaron, please? So, uh, the security guard goes to get out Aaron and she's like, oh, really? Oh, you want me to leave? Okay, well, I'm happy too. I'm very, very happy to leave right now. Oh, uh, guess what? So I just kicked me out. So I guess I'm going to leave. What, what's happening here? A gophe or best friend, man? Because you're like our best friend now. But I am good friends with a white-dedan issue for you. Jeez. She's like, oh my god, the shit that she just spun. I mean, that's what she's doing. That's what she's doing again. She's spitting things. Bring your son, Jussel, of knock on the long. In fact, Sai has been the one who delivered all these little knock-out-sip information about Jussel's life to be like, look how fake her life is. But now, overnight, they're like becoming like innocent besties. And like, no one ever told me that.
I now have an issue with Jussel. And Sai wants it, it wants in on the party. So bring him all. Ah. Yes, so half the cast is fired and you don't run this cast, Aaron. Whoops, sorry. People are going to jump ship now. Sucka. Yeah. So, um, Aaron's like, yeah, this is her fault for not calling me and saying, did you say these things? She's still doing the same thing. And then she gets kicked out again. The owner's like, uh, could you please leave? Say, uh, I'm so excited to leave. God, come on, Aaron. And if she leaves, Jussel's like, God, what is that jacket anyway? What is she wearing? Disgusting. Disgusting. So, um, pretty funny. Yeah. Ting don't the bitch is gone. Jussel says, and that's it. Don't don't don't what will happen. Yeah. So no Carol, but I'm sure I'm sure I'll get a few episodes with no Carol
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