#3530 RHONY S16E1 Part One: Snaking Suspicions

0:00Met Megan over CRAP Catch one! Watch one! Hational rules of McDonalds Can't squat School After spent the Sw Duygusal Some Television What if coatings Side effects What ifocumentstue The MOM Can't squat After spent the Sw Duygusal So much that it better happen Well, hello and welcome to Watch Whatiu crappen A podcast ruled the crap we love to talk about on Neil Braves I'm Ronnie that's been hi little Ben Ems. I how are you? How's it going? Yeah, Ben got me sick long distance somehow. Yeah, now it's my turn to be the internet. To the internet, coughing and doing all of that fun stuff. So it's great. I'm doing great. Not well, bitch. No. But really glad to be here. Today's real housewives of New York day to return the reboot number four of real housewives of New York. There is free biz reboot number four.

1:05It is. We sometimes forget that there was an OG reboot back in the day. But yeah, this is reboot number four. Yeah, this is number four. You know who else has to reboot? People who step and shit a lot. That's what we do. We just got to reboot yourself. But we're excited to cover that. Check out Ben's new show. What's your order on YouTube? It's YouTube tube exclusive and it's fantastic. It's got a lot of great guests over there putting things in Bravo or putting Bravo things in order. Very funny and retaining way. It's killing the internet. Thank you for mail. Little Ben Ems. Well, thank you, Ronnie. Can I just say thank you to Christine Ariel for Ariel. I'm sorry for coming on to the latest episode where we rank the top five friends of the Housewives universe and a programming note. Well, as Ronnie mentioned, I was sick and then my guest was sick. So I had to basically two recording sessions had to get postponed and then I'm going to be traveling for basically two or three weeks. So there will not be a new episode probably for

2:06like three weeks of what your order. So thank you for your patience and please don't abandon it. But the episodes will be back after this week. Okay, perfect. Also, we're going on tour starting October 3rd. The announcement will be up on our website later this week with ticket links. So check back for that. If you want this recap on video, you get that at Patreon along with bonus episodes. This week, we are going to do a trailer trash for the real Housewives of Potomac. Let that sneeze out, Ronnie. Let it out. Yeah, I had a sneeze Potomac. So that will be up later. Today everybody. And today it's real Housewives of New York City reboot number four. What say you been? You know, I enjoyed it. I enjoyed it. I think if I'm sure everyone was expecting me to be Mr. Mr. Sauer pants all over again because I famously hated the original reboot right out of the gate. And this one I enjoyed. I still think obviously it's a far cry from classic Roni. We have to

3:13more than those that's over. We can't keep on comparing. I got it. I think it's I think it's fine. I think it's good. I'm I what I will say is that that I feel like we have more to have fun with as recappers than we did with the original reboot. I think losing Brynn is a wonderful thing. And I think that the new girls seem to be all right. I'm a little I'm a little on the fence about Haley Glassman. I'm a little concerned that she's playing the role of Haley Glassman instead of just being herself. She seems a little affected. But I also I don't mean that like she does she seems like she I don't know. I kind of feel like she's being a little on you know where she's like oh my god look at me. I'm stone. But I it's it's she's teetering that she's on the line but she's okay. She's okay like I'm I'm she's my favorite one. Really? I was just like I was yeah I don't think she's faking anything. I think she's really legitimately Kuku and

4:15stoned out of her brain all the time. I think she's I was definitely Kuku. She's definitely Kuku. Yeah I'm just saying I was just like I was a little it wasn't like Brynn were right away. I was like okay this girl is fake. I just was like I had a few moments where where she had there are a few moments where she was like I mean I was so high. I mean I don't even remember I mean I wasn't making I was so high. Well I was like okay it kind of reminded me of like that that friend from you know your friend who like drinks for the first time at 23 or smokes a weed for the first time at like 25 and then they're like talking like oh my god look at me I'm so stone. You're like okay you get it but um there was just it was like a minor it was a minor blip on the radar. Are you giving your friend a shot of like punch and you're like oh this is this is alcohol and they're like oh my god I'm so wasted but you know that there's alcohol in there. Exactly she's sort of giving me those vibes but I honestly it's giving me a marisol on roller skates. She does have the marisol face. She looks like marisol and Carol Radswell like mushed together on roller

5:17skates. So let me just let me. That's one of my bigger issues with this was one of my only issues so far. I mean it's only episode one. I really enjoyed it. I did find that they look alike and I did that is a housewives problem with city you know Salt Lake not well Salt Lake people couldn't tell Meredith and Lisa apart. I still don't get that one but they still say that sometimes the Rhode Island one Rhode Island like who are who's who you know I know so sometimes that comes out with new housewives shows that happens with new housewives shows where you're like who who are these people I think Daisy and Haley look kind of the same but yes they do there's a lot of blonde people on this one we'll say or a lot a lot of blondes so it's the good people out in the crowd yeah the good news is I feel like people got in the memo they know what the assignment is so I feel like the show is going in the right direction you know what I think actually you mentioned Rhode Island I think that's a perfect comp like the first episode of Rhode Island I

6:20thought was good I didn't think it was as amazing as I'm ever as everyone else did but I feel like the show got stronger and stronger and stronger as it went along and by the time it was done I was like great great cast great great new franchise great new faces even though they're all the same so I feel like I feel I feel I feel good about it I feel I feel like this is good by the way I'm going to Pizzeria mama on Friday I just want to point that out I will be going to I will be there I'm sure you better get the name right before you show up there pizza mama sorry pizza mama I love a turkey I love I love a pizza um turkey turkey promotion um turkey mama turkey mama so here we go we open I liked it I especially love this opening it is yes Carol all like Carrie Bradshaw sitting Chris Cross apple sauce on her bed with her MacBook every great love story begins somewhere

7:20mine began with a city called JFK junior he just left me so much he's on television can right now in his own show I wonder if he's mentioned me I couldn't help but wonder about New York City is there a world where there's an old York City and am I the old York well New York is famous for skyline it's culture and the people who call it home also it's marathon New York City is like one of those dates we're saying sure he might be older and he might smell like pee but who am I kidding I've never dated anyone older and just like that it's a collection of millions of stories where every street holds a chance to dream bigger to chase the impossible to lose everything and a counter to sit on Chris Cross apple sauce because you're young and hip

8:28you can lose everything in New York City and start all over again as long as you've got $20,000 a month for a walk up with no air conditioning there are countless cities in the world but there's only one New York and in New York there's only one invisible staircase that's mine just in case you didn't remember that I'm young fresh and still sexually viable I'm wearing a happy face costume like okay Carol this was the most this is the fun young and hip thing is so funny that it's still the same from her first go round on New York like me I'm Carol the only shock here was that it was not Carol on the rollerblades I really thought I was gonna be Carol I know that was hilarious well and obviously I think I I'm surmising that they added Carol into the show a little bit later because it's I felt like we'd heard that the new cast was filming and then it was like not

9:30long after that that Carol was filming also and she was a friend of it and all of a sudden she was housewife so I think they had to sort of stitch her in here because she probably wasn't part of like she wasn't in the orbit she wouldn't feel like no hell yes there wasn't in the garage they filmed a little bit then they saw the Epstein files came out and she was in there and they're like get Carol get Carol someone can give Carol some Epstein files shit will be modern would be on the age yes exactly and the other thing out I forgot the other thing I was gonna say about Carol what did you do that it's not like there's someone interrupting your every thought every 20 seconds I forget what I was gonna say about Carol but um no I had so I think was it about smiley faces it was about I don't know but they they clearly have stitch her in which is I just think it's so fun that they did in this like blatant Carrie Bradshaw way and someone online

10:31was mentioning how fun it is that like the Roni reboot has Carol pretending to be Carrie Bradshaw whereas the golden life actually has their real life Carrie Bradshaw and it because can't just push nose part of that cast I guess oh that's true if that's a good point yeah I could not but wonder it so much of our life can be told in a story of shoes oh I remember what I was gonna say they you know the cast um the like the title card that they show go you know going to commercial coming back from commercial carols right in the center actually which is hilarious but she's in this like little like mini skirt thing that's kind of poofy and she's sort of standing awkwardly and every time I look at it I know this is gonna be my my guiding but my guiding light my north star for the season is just like waiting for that card to come up and her just awkwardly sort of swaying in the middle like I mean a short scare do you remember when MJ came on traders and um they were

11:38talking about her and she I think she heard them and she was just in the back of the room standing there like oh that's what girls pose for my sweetheart or like blah blah people were comparing blah blah to the MJ thing when blah blah came into yell at Danny while he was getting his drag makeup done on the valley and she was just standing there like that's how Carol looks in her her opening it's literally so funny to me it is like the funniest image did you did you notice that as well because I could every time I hop I would chuckle just she just she just she just did like look at me I'm y'all in it I went to banana republic today yeah because they tell them I think make movement you know don't just dance still make a little movement so some of them do like a shoulder saying like sony always did like a shoulder they all have their thing and she just kind of goes back and forth between each leg oh it's great that's great I just want that on loop is here like oh but in opening filled with camp I really like that and kind of put

12:41yeah I Carol a hundred percent I was like already I was like okay this this the reboot is already in a really good place just just by having this ridiculous opening with Carol it's time for commercial time for a crap and commercial well so we open at daisy's apartment and my first thought was why this apartment seems small why why are we here is this another genus situation but we find out that daisy is not well I guess she's not as rich as you normally would be to be on these shows but she is Martha Stewart's hair and makeup lady or just makeup lady I don't know so she comes in and Martha's like oh hi it's good to be here yeah I just wanted to come over and get a little makeup done before I have to go to the ladies thing a little afternoon yeah bravo was like we are going to front load the reboot of the reboot with as much star power as possible so while we have Carol first but then we're like we

13:42are not we're gonna we're gonna start you with Martha Stewart we're not even gonna really start with the housewives we're just gonna put Martha Stewart first and hope that she can put her juju on this the way she did with Bethany and the first time around so it was not choice honestly it was good to see Martha but I love very odd choice because it looks like you're watching a show about a makeup person on these shows which actually we've said for years would be a great show like priv the show you know just show Priscilla like the most famous housewives makeup artist ever and all the shit that they must talk working with all the different housewives and we've said for years that would be a great show you know just all the makeup people the glam people follow them so this was a little odd that they opened it where it looks like it's kind of about a glam person but it's because Martha did seem like the housewife I mean she would have been perfect yeah she would have been and I think that bravo needs to really lean into casting more like more women who are like older than 45 as the housewives because like the ones there are 30s just sometimes they just

14:47haven't baked enough you know it's like you've opened the oven a little bit too early okay you let out too much of the steam they're still dealing with their kids being three and like sometimes you get wonderful housewives who are in their 30s but a lot of times you get people who just don't have their personality yet like they're not jaded enough or a world weary and so like I would love someone who is Martha Stewart to be a housewife but the other thing you that you touch on is that like you know Daisy being a hair makeup person she's sort of like she's like a in what I don't know I'm trying to think what it would you say she's not service industry but like the housewives are normally at the top of they're like little they're like they're like employment verticals and here we have someone who like works for someone who's wealthier than her and is like their back and call and that's a little bit of a strange thing for the housewives it is because when you're watching housewives and you see the hair and makeup person their job is to be going

15:50okay Shannon that is hilarious what a great story tell me more and be fake and just say everything that the customer wants to hear and when anybody varies off of that path on housewives where this is not about you it's like when the waiter comes to the table and they're oh my god hi everybody can I sit down no this is housewives get the fuck out of here this is not about you you know and so there's I think kind of that natural reaction to be like why are you talking yeah why are you talking without the students in the room you know yeah like the show is very much upstairs downstairs and we oh we really only care about the upstairs on these shows so it's weird that downstairs it's an upside downhouse basically but I mean it sounds like downstairs is just where you make Lewand sleep to piss her off you know what there's a spider yeah but but that being said I actually really like Daisy I think she's my favorite of the three newbies so Martha comes over I like her as well you know I'm not I'm not I'm bravo traumatized

16:56in a way especially from New York and bravo's given me my happiest moments in life but it's also you know disappointed as a viewer when it comes to New York so I'm not gonna just jump on the effusive train just yet but I did like everybody knew I'm just you know I'm going into this relationship carefully I don't want to be like I got love everybody it's back then too and it's because I've been hurt I've been hurt you guys okay and that was me being for the repal yeah you're feeling so valid um yeah so uh that uh Martha Martha comes in you know she's disgusted by this tiny apartment and then she's like oh do you have a piece of bagel for me which is is an interesting uh interesting quantity of small little small little piece of a bagel not a full bagel I'm not a monster all right so little piece all right well I would walk from one

17:56into the house to the other but I've already done that all right just to what you're gonna do make me look gorgeous I have to go to a woman's event later it's crazy have you heard about the John JFK I think well first we hear about Daisy so Daisy's like oh my god working for Martha it's fucking nuts like when we I'm doing our makeup the next week I'm on a camel with her in Dubai it's crazy we see a picture of them on a camel yeah and she's like I'm like what the fuck am I doing here like I'm wearing Zara I'm like lady you're supposed to be a real housewife just say where YSL okay um so then she says I learned how to do makeup like a hundred years ago working at scores scores was a gentleman's club and I would go into the dressing room and watch like and watch how all the girls would do their makeup and it's like also where I met Sy and no we're not strippers I know she keeps saying God don't worry we're not strippers like why would we care you're more jejie of being a stripper than I think the audience would be but I think it's hilarious that Martha

18:58the Martha's makeup lady is a scores girl that's just hilarious and just the fact that it's someone who's like you know what do you know where I had the dream of doing makeup when I saw strippers at scores I was like that's it right there that's what I'm feeling like the rest of my life stripper makeup for homemakers and I would like to apply the lessons of of the strippers from scores to the wasp just lady and all of America Martha Stewart please make me look like cinnamon on her Saturday night shift thank you yeah so cyan daisy are talking in another scene we see like a flashback and size like oh yeah we used to work at school I was so happy yes I do remember that guy tried to give me the second dick and sick oh I probably dead suckest dick hee hee hee hee hee hee like oh my god she's been in your 20s working at scores and having guys get you try to suck their dick so fine but we would not have strippers though we would not strip us just want to read it we were at

20:02strippers scores was like a huge thing I feel like everybody went to scores like it was a really glamorous night was the thing I don't know if it's a thing it might be still thing it's still there I'm pretty sure it's still there but I don't know if it's still like people go there to be cool like yeah so days days that's what's you're having big yeah what there when I was like 20 21 I guess it was fun you're like this is the place where we learn how to etch and just don't like no but it's called scores it's like it's like girl strippers are so nice you guys gay strippers like oh just like hitting you in the face that they're weenere in their jock strap or whatever and just like kind of rolling their eyes taking your money and I feel like the women strippers were just so much nicer and of course I wanted to like go to lunch with everybody I was trying to have conversations with everybody else I don't know don't take a gay guy to a

21:02strip club like what do you like oh my god I love your outfit did you make that and next thing you know you're being you're on an overnight Odyssey through Coney Island until finally you you sorry it's a little bit more around the story yeah it's a special mechanic so Martha Stewart is talking about how she I know her uh or a good my song was in the background of that well I basically a mask a winner so Martha Stewart is talking about how she's been watching love story lately which is the which is the JFK Jr show um and Daisy saying oh my god yeah that's interesting I've been reading Carol's book and so Martha talks about how like the Monday she goes did I ever tell you that I saw JFK the Monday before the Friday that he died which is sort of a funny way to say it like like it probably would be like did I ever tell JFK just a few days before he died but she's like the Monday before the Friday the noon before the 3 p.m. when he died and so yeah also I saw him and um you know he really wanted

22:05to come talk to me about Martha Stewart living my magazine at the time because he was having problems with George that was his magazine so he asked to pick my brain and I said sure so we went to have a lovely dinner and I told him please tell me you're not getting on a plane this weekend and driving it yourself do not absolutely do not get a copilot I told him that he didn't listen to me I also told him really he shouldn't be eating that bread out of the out of the basket because I saw one of the bus boys put it in there with his bare hands sure enough he died with the cold on a plane with no copilot I could just I could just die I mean I told him to listen to me my magazine is literally called living and guess what he didn't listen so so cruel too soon not even a week after listen it in fairness it's called Martha Stewart living yeah I don't make promises to people and I'm still here I told him listen junior you should rename your magazine

23:08George living all right he refused to listen oh god so then uh daisy it's not too soon it's not too seen right it's not too soon I just know that I'm hopping on a plane in a few days and I'm like I shouldn't be making these jokes I should I should not be inviting bad karma I know we're both if I do travel and we're waking plane jokes but I remember that day actually I was in Las Vegas with my family and my sister and I woke up late and we missed our plane and watched about him dying on a plane as we were in the airport missing our plane and I thought wow what a day to miss a plane I mean it was Southwest Airlines it was like our private little plane that we flew ourselves yeah the days I was in non-glowder states I was driving back from Montreal I was I was uh up my school you sophomore year you had to you had to spend like a semester in the summer at school and so I was in New Hampshire and so we were my friends and I went to

24:13Montreal for like the night or something and so we just were driving back and the news hit I remember my friend Sarah in the back seat was like sniffling she was like crying and I was like really but um yeah I will always remember that driving back from Montreal and hearing about you in your wow yeah well that was a day so Martha remembers it too she's like you know I told him so I thought about it so many times I said get a copilot change the name of the magazine don't eat bread that people have touched I mean they're I just could have changed so many lies it's like the butterfly effect you know and um Daisy finishes her makeup and she's like oh my god Martha being in my house like the first time she was here like I was so nervous it's Martha's Stewart my fucking house okay it's not nice enough it's a little too bedroom it's got popcorn ceilings like whatever she loves that my apartment's always Martha Stewart's ready you know or it's always Martha Stewart ready you know because she's coming in well Martha doesn't care she just wants to be out of her house I think because she doesn't seem to mind you're like her 7-11

25:17nobody walks into the 7-11 and expects it to be perfectly done you know it's a 7-11 she's coming in there for a bit of a bagel and some store-bought pie I think Martha does I think you're actually incorrect on this I think Martha does expect there to be a certain like level of cleanliness but she still wants more because she goes into the room she comes out in like this yellow outfit and then she's like looking around and she's like oh my god you have store-bought pie this is a horrible throw that out right away and Daisy's like I can't believe I didn't hide that fucking apple pie I mean anything store-bought like that she'll go nuts and then the moment I've been all been waiting for the moment years and years and years of validation I've been seeking on this I mean I got it from you Ronnie but from someone like Martha Stewart she looks over at Daisy's stovetop and there is a McKenzie child's a McKenzie child whatever it is tea kettle and she looks at it she goes oh I don't like that no I don't like that you should get rid of that no I don't like that I was like thank you

26:21thank you Martha Stewart fellow hater of McKenzie child's someone said it down with the chest board and now we've found with the chest board and Martha by the way is very comfortable she's just walking around this house like well I need something to eat you know these luncheums are terrible normally feeds you anything store-bought pie that's disgusting oh god what a horrible tea pot well this was fun all right go see you later thanks a lot for getting the cameras love you bye but Martha kind of needed to be the housewife here I mean did Martha work at scores no but I'm okay with that yeah yeah um god Bethany must be so mad that she was never able to pull Martha for her home scenes she's like well I mean I would I would cook that's the fresh I'd make a cookies I do everything like she never would come over I would ask so many times she would never come over but then she goes over see Daisy I don't know do you see a reckoning a Martha reckoning I was someone on Martha Stewart apprentice all right like what the hell I should have I should have been the what

27:24no wonder if that bothered because that was the one that she came in second on right British she went no she lost the Stewart's apprentice she was first place in a long line of losers as they say um size apartment she's got a new apartment that's great that you're living in the city and stuff I know that's important to people loved her Brooklyn place though that Brooklyn place was amazing this one I missed the Brooklyn one Brooklyn place was great yeah well it was like a townhouse and this was just like an apartment so that's hard but um jessil shows up jessil's just told pavits like you have to go pick up the kids for rock climbing and um we don't hear what pavits says but it's probably something like well I'm testing out a new bowbone recipe and the air fryer like could you do that later pavit what do you have to do that right now your

28:28children are hanging on to a rock in a public space please go get the children please pavit jessil's like hello so I brought you a candle it's pine scented she's like what you do it did you just like re-gift this from christmas yes I probably did anyway hello like this is definitely from christmas jessil she says they're a golden a gold uh another gold candle or something and jessil's one of those people she goes yeah whenever when whenever someone moves into a new space I like to bring them candles thank god when i though see the fucking candles out of here what are you telling me a that I stink or be that you want my house to burn down like I don't think candles are a nice thing to give people I don't know why everybody gives candles all the time I have like a stack of candles in my fucking closet that I have to put out whenever somebody comes over because they gave me that candle and they're always coming in there and candles last 30 years and they're always coming in my house like well where's the candle I got you you know people how people look around for the gift that they gave you so I've got a closet full of this

29:31shit they're all re-gifts many wouldn't cared about this candle get out of here also bring me a pizza most candles smell wretched too by the way like I haven't let very few candles have I actually enjoyed the scent of almost all of them I hate so anytime it gives me a candle I like almost has a direct path to the trash sent it things in general I don't appreciate as a gift because I feel like you're telling me I smell and in the case of my niece I really love my niece and I think that she does think I smell well both of them both my nieces by me sent it shit all the time which at this point you're telling me I smell just tell me a smell what to do sometimes but she gave me this body it's like well I guess I shouldn't say that well who cares it's called bum bum bum or something it's like a body there's body spray and cream and all this shit and so I wore it because I was gonna see her and I knew that she would smell me and be like oh I'm under a fungal smell when I gave him and so I wore it can I tell you this stuff smelled like nuclear waste

30:34and I had to walk around I believe I believe every ounce of that I felt like if someone started someone lit a candle I would start on fire I was like what is this chemical crap that you just put all over me so yeah don't buy people sent it things so anyway jussle brings psi a sentid thing and sighs like wow so much has changed until last year we finally moved to main hand and I got an apartment workers coming in kids getting older and you know what I got a new best friend jessle who would have thought well everybody else got fired I mean what are you gonna do at this point yeah it's either jessle or erin I mean like it's a pretty obvious pick so jessles you know I used to call her sionide and she did have an notorious resting bitch face but now we're starting to maybe see see maybe a crack in a smile I still call her sionide though because she's deadly boring

31:36but again it's either her errands so who am I gonna pick it my right I forgot that she called her sionide that shit's funny so sighs like you know in the past I thought jess almost is not and then I realized it was just a pepper pig British accent that was really throwing me off jesus out there but I actually trust her and consider her one of my closest friends oh my god did I actually just say that it's true better than poverty at least and so they're talking about Manhattan and jessles like so does David like it here and says like I mean I don't really can't we feels hit and so jessles like what what's like I mean it's just we've completely drifted apart like we do nothing together like all I do is work I get up and I work now went on top of that like carrying the entire house around like taking care of a lot of kids and filling out forms and like doing clothes and figuring out things and this and that of what happened I just I feel so alone

32:39yeah I got a job but it's not enough and jessles like but I thought he retired and that was enough money that from selling his business that he could stay home and help and do all that thought he was rich what are you talking about like surprise that was not bullshit so basically I make the money David's a fucking loser and sit around it does nothing but he did open the door that one time as the editors will show the editors are like okay here's here his name is David right he's like uh yeah come on in you sweet gorgeous woman all right got it fuck that was fishy that a guy retires from selling a restaurant so I know a restaurant that's I was like you weren't in hospitality right but I mean over the past few months Si has definitely been dropping bread crumbs and of course Pav has been taking photos of each and every one of them saying it's a new food trend he's such an idiot I married a true idiot but anyway I knew that they were going through a rough patch but before that she always protected that she was in a happy marriage yeah and so we see Si in the past talking about how I

33:46couldn't do any of this with that David yeah he's so amazing David opening the doors and stuff so Si is like well I was keeping it from everybody because I'm trying to protect him fucking hell though fucking now seriously she's like I'm so embarrassed so she cries and just was like oh my god are you kidding me but he's your husband you have kids together I mean that means you have to see him don't you I mean you can't leave a husband can you wait a minute can I leave Pav that she's also looking at her like what I don't understand wait I didn't realize that this was an option I don't actually have to sit and go to outer burrows and eat fried chicken with Pav at anymore wait a second you're an inspiration cyanide so you're telling me that if I wanted to opt out from trying the forest lawn version of five guys just for a TikTok I'd be able to opt out yeah kill him but what kill him yeah I killed David David's not even here anymore he's dead

34:52I've killed him so this all of this is an option just jessles looking at her like oh new world wow this is as liberating as the time I found out that my socially inept child had a school to go to so um so I was like I know I convinced myself that what I was going through was normal and I was telling myself I was happy every day and I was sort of like okay he's gonna come he's gonna get up he's gonna change but this point I'm at my breaking point I'm like listen we understand we were at our breaking point to watching your show so jessle is like what I knew they were going through a hard time but like I just didn't think it was gonna be a point of no return it's so exciting I can't wait to do this to pop it yeah oh my god I just want to say jessle I am so sorry for the way that I treated you about your marriage because you know you know I said to me you're sad you got to have a connection yes but still you say you're a loser you're a twat you're supposed to

35:56twat you know I shouldn't have said that stuff you know I've been maybe it's because I was going through stuff you know I was made a good place and I'm so sorry that I made you feel bad about being in a terrible relationship just because I'm in terrible but I'm not in a terrible relationship you are why I'm so sorry for you and I'm sorry I said it out loud you should be allowed to be in a terrible relationship and silence you know yeah it's really hard I want you to feel comfortable in knowing that you're not alone anyone else know what you're going through and by the way you are alone I just want to point that out it's funny because as I started to say the words you not alone it made me realize you're actually alone right now so I think about it so I left your hugs and I want you know you're not alone until I leave this room and then you'll be alone very very alone yeah well you'll be in a five quiet you'll be in a five guys and four is one or it was better do you happen to know any super famous wasp

36:57octogenarian media moguls now okay then you are officially alone yes no one will be coming to apartment so science told Daisy and Aaron but she did ask Aaron to not tell anybody and like oh will you you already know how I feel about Aaron and she tells us her and Aaron have had their differences because but they did lose their fathers at the same time and that really bonds people so they bonded over that but then at the real housewives ultimate girls trip finale she heard that Aaron was going around calling her fake stupid dumb and all sorts of shit she doesn't like it yeah and jessel is not happy but jessel says but don't worry sigh I am a vault I'm a vault too and so then they both do the thing with like little zipped which never works out there's never been a vault in the history of housewives that has stayed closed so now we go to

37:59hailey glassman and she is rollerblading in a forcoat and hat in the middle of the street while vaping and we dissected this scene very intensely on our trail of trash for Roni and I it was nice to see it in its full context now yeah she does seem kind of like a carol type so somebody is like look at me I'm I rollerblading the street I'm so fun and youthful but just a little bit to be enjoying her life I think she's AI generated it's like someone said generate hey chat GPT generator housewives like well someone needs a housewife goes in the middle of street like Kelly Benson owns what's her like like I have some carol face gotta have the fur and here we go and we have created hailey glassman your AI generated housewives yeah I couldn't tell how much of this is like oh let's do a throwback member Kelly will do a

39:00Kelly moment but with somebody else so she goes to a haley's pietta tear and then Aaron comes and she's talking to Abe on the phone she's like oh my god a like my mom has our nine year old and like she's like bitching and she's like oh my god your daughter's a little fucker like what are we gonna do about her like what are you gonna do about her behavior like I don't know a I'm like what am I supposed to do she's a kid like hmm so she goes and sees my kids not to be assholes like give me a break a oh my god Abe hold on one second I'm delighting America with my return okay just hold on um so she goes up to hailey's pietta tear and we find out that hailey has two apartments she's like oh yeah I've always got to have two apartments I've always got to have two okay you always got to have two you know because like you know because the Rubin and so Rubin is like her partner and hailey says honestly I would recommend a pietta tear to all women in a long-term relationship I have been married for 15 years now in the apartment Rubin and I do share I do

40:05dishes every single day because he won't do it or make a bed and I feel like a servant but in my pietta tear it's like hailey's rules so guys that's it you know if you want to be in a happy marriage just buy a whole other piece of real estate for yourself it's pretty easy to do listen I'm into her lifestyle I love it she has a husband but she has her own place so she doesn't have to deal with his ass and his dirty dishes and she fucks whoever she wants like she goes and brings the lilies like do you don't even have to hide it she's just bringing no places I mean if that's marriage I would consider it I would consider it why not um so uh so she's showing Aaron around and Aaron is like shocked because the fridge is just nothing but protein bars and like celters or something like that's like um does anyone actually live here hailey is truly one of a kind the first time we were planning to meet for drinks she wanted to meet at 5 p.m.

41:06for cappuccino that is not my real house guys america aren't you so glad I'm back can you believe it 5 p.m. for cappuccino just gonna let that roll to the back of the room guys Aaron I'm back caffeine at night not my vibe but you know I ordered a cocktail because it was 5 p.m. like a normal person but you know she's like a good person you can tell even though she's fucking crazy oh my god do you even have food in your fridge and she's like yeah I mean I got protein shakes and protein and protein bars she want that that's all I eat so like and look here's my here's my draw of sunglasses it's like sunglasses are like everything when you walk around New York City if you lock eyes with someone they think that's like a green light say hi and I keep my sunglasses on because I'm telling you don't say hi so then they sit down to talk and this is one of my favorite parts of the episode is that like hailey has some sort of like broken corkscrew or something and like over the duration of the scene they are trying to open this wine

42:11model and and it like will not open and like first Aaron starts like doing like a sub story about all this rest is in her life and hailey's just sitting there trying to open it like endlessly it's like just twisted it and the thing keeps falling off and Aaron's crying trying to have a scene and you can see hailey's not paying attention we're not paying attention we're all just focused on this wine bottle I was like this was to me actually this was sort of like a hold over from old school Ronnie this is the sort of like gag moment that you would have an old school Ronnie and so I was really really happy that they included it and I emphasize it because it's like this is what we've been wanting our moments like these oh my gosh just her with that broken corkscrew and I can't give it to me I'll do it so yeah go ahead she's not doing anything first of all the cork the screw part is already in the cork the other thing is not even on the screw okay so you're it's not going to fix it so she just keeps on tapping the corkscrew with the the rest of it yeah go ahead go ahead what are you talking about Aaron's like oh my god it's like a

43:16sound strong phone and she was really trying to cry and this woman is staring off into space just poking the edge of a wine bottle I know like Aaron is trying to have the emotional scene that side just had she's like well it's the beginning of the season I got to show people I'm going through things I've got to be more I've got to be more emotional I've got to open my heart more for America so she's like my daughter's been going through things she's been acting out and being stressful and like I just like there's I'm speaking to people and like and they're just like uh-huh uh-huh tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap uh-huh tap tap tap tap you know I'm saying he's like I'm in my head like what's going on because I'm very empathetic but she didn't take a shoes off and I'm a charm of thought and now she's crying and like how do you tell someone to take off their shoes when they're crying you can't do that so I'm just sitting here poking a wine bottle so I think they must have gotten like a new bottle or something I don't know because next thing we know Haley is at the counter she's pouring wine I'd like to know what really happened with that

44:19cork because I was a hundred percent invested in how she was going to fix that and uh then they cheers to being good like I made like to Aaron being an amazing mom and Haley's like in all honesty you're an amazing mom that's why we just cheered to that and Haley's like well I'm far from it but thank you she's like well you know the truth is all mother daughter relationships are complicated yeah I'm just gonna say some basic things just to get you to shut up listen I'm really just telling you this so we can stop talking about whatever you're talking about and I can show a clip of my mother tap dancing and her very special tap dance okay because I got mothers and to others hating each other my mother's a loony tone and she dances in her house and she has a whole room just to tap dance all right put in the picture now put it in and then we see Haley's mom and she's like full on she's got a full mirror in there and she's like twirling around doing her tap dancing she's just tapping and then she's like I love my mom very much but I've always wanted to appease her and like I was in charge of her well-being and her happiness and I've always had so much guilt

45:20you know if she was sad and depressed then I'll give you here's an example so the reason why I dated John is because he was my mom's friend and she was like oh he's a great guy so I did it him and then it turns out that the John she's mentioning is John Goslin you which I've forgotten that she's so gross like I forgot I guess I heard a rumor back in the day or two months ago that that was going to be the case but I just it didn't cross my mind again until she said it and I was like oh oh so this is a person who makes very very bad bad choices and also understand like if you're gonna go well I don't know she cheated or not she's telling us that she didn't but whether they I shouldn't say she cheated because she wasn't married but if she had an affair with someone that was married why would you choose someone with eight damn kids that's on TLC and that has the original Karen hair who's gonna never let up on you for the rest of your life for units yeah it's because he was super famous at the time I had forgotten about this scandal

46:26100% and I actually only they so were the that dynasty guys you see anybody falling over themselves to suck their dicks yeah there are maybe I probably would yeah I probably would I'd be oh my god show me your talk with Saul okay sorry but no but like I I had like a vague memory of this like that he had this this mistress this was like you know this was right it was such an ought thing and it's like this was like the height of like Joel McKayle in the soup and all that stuff and I like big Lee remembered her from back I was like oh yeah Haley Glassman it does sound familiar or might convincing myself that it sounds familiar and I looked at the picture they show the pictures and it's like she looks 1000% different like the only way you can see the original Haley Glassman's when she smiles when she smiles you see her original face but it's like I was like people people people people who is this it was crazy it was like a trip down memory lane and then like a jolt into the present trying to figure out how the two this two story lines connected together

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