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Hello, and welcome to Watch Your examples of podcasts about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap. If you miss part one, go check out your podcast feed. gets right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap. Alcohol consumption is decreasing in the US and has reached a 90 year low with only 54% of adults reporting they drink down from over 60% in previous decades. This decline is driven by health concerned high costs and a significant reduction in drinking among young adults and women. And women, hello, that's who they're marketing to, right? Love her boy. So it's not like he could have seen that coming. I think I saw something saying like GLP ones are a huge thing to blame to because those. Oh, interesting. Work with your thoughts on addiction and drinking. You don't really, it doesn't affect you the same way. Um, so I wonder if that's something to do with it anyway. It's not like it's fall. Like, no, no, but like it's at the same time. Don't put your own money. Everybody knows when you go into a business like that. Oh, don't put your. Yeah. I also feel like
they're like, maybe I'm wrong about this or maybe maybe it's out there and I haven't seen it. But it feels like they never were able to expand the brand beyond a thing that sold on Bravo. Like I never saw ads for lover boy around. I didn't see billboards. I didn't see any. I just never saw like a marketing push beyond Bravo. It always seemed to be like, okay, we're going to get like our audience really into it. And I don't know if that would have made the difference or not. But I felt like it never went to the next level from this thing that Bravo fans know about and if Kyle Cook or Carl's around whatever that they'll be, they'll be like lover boy to just its own entity that like goes and does this thing like skinny girl. Right. Yeah. Never really caught on like that. Yeah. Um, so we see a scene of Weston Kyle in the same in office. Apparently Kyle's just shot tons of scenes about this because we also saw a scene with him and Carl earlier. So apparently it's just shooting scene after scene about how lover boy is tanking, which is what you
said. Like is that wise? And in this scene, Kyle saying, I have an investor called tomorrow. We have to talk about along we can last based on our current cash reserves. And it's about six months at most. And so we cut back and been like, you know, I'm not saying it's an excuse, but maybe what's going through his head 24 seven is if lover boy's bankrupt and I'm bankrupt also. And Sierra says, well, whose fault is that? You know, there's always an excuse, you know, that he finally, yeah, it's like there's always something like the world can be crashing down around you, but you want to know your husband's not just because there's a war outside your husband's not going to turn you and go, well, fuck you. You know, you need someone the most when shit is going bad. Right. I love that Ben does this whole thing about like, but poor Kyle is businesses in this shit. And like that is stressful. It is scary. And it will wear way, way on you. But guess what? This stuff was happening before what one lover boy was doing really well. Also, I'd like to point out. And I love Sierra's like, well, whose fault is that? Like, don't give me this bullshit.
Like doesn't give an excuse to curse out your wife. Yeah. And you know, Ben's getting on my nerves with this whole like, well, but kind of, you know, he's going this going on and that going on. She does nagging. She's really pissing me off with that. But I have to remind myself that Ben is new to Kyle. And we've had 10 years of Kyle. Everybody else has seen Kyle for years doing this. And then pulling the victim card and crying and being upset because everyone heard his feelings when he doesn't get his way. But this is new. So maybe Ben is just falling for it because he's not used to follow your instincts. You know, follow your instincts, Ronnie. Like, you're normally not though. You're not, you're doing the Ben thing, which is to be like, I'm having a, I'm having a negative reaction to something. But you know what though? I'm going to think it through. And maybe there's more for the story. Do the Ronnie thing because I'm doing the Ronnie thing with Ben, which is to be like, you know what the fuck this guy? I'm sorry. He gave me bad vibes two weeks ago. The way he talked to Bailey, he gave me bad vibes last week. And he gives me bad vibes now. I think this guy is shitty. Well, to me, Ben is just kind of a non entity.
I'm just pointing out the other side of it because I'm pointing out Kyle, how good Kyle is with manipulation? You know, he's really got it down where it's like, if Kyle does something wrong, he's like, oh, beloved boy. Where'd she gave me fuck you, either? So if you're not used to the baby crying, you know, it's like, oh my God, there's a baby crying, you know, right? But then you spend a couple dinners with that baby. And you're like, those babies always fucking crying. Put this thing in a crate. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, it's like first time parents who like do it on the child so much. And then when they have their second child, they're basically just like duct taping the child's the side of the car door. They're like, okay, you'll see when we get there. They're like, baby on board. You have to sort of, you start to realize all the things that you don't have to worry about. Anyway, Sierra, this is where Sierra is like, honestly, I think they should just separate. This just feels different this time. It just feels like they're hitting their breaking point. And just like, well, that's a very tricky thing to tell your friend and to be
in about the relationship. I'm like, no, a tricky thing is trying to listen to your music. So Sierra is like, look, it doesn't have to be. And I'll tell the person in a bad relationship, the same thing I'm telling you, stop. Jesse Solomon, you're in a bad relationship. I don't want to listen to the relationship talk. I don't want to listen to your damn songs. Everybody just be quiet. Okay. But Sierra is, Sierra is right, though. She's like, just separate. It doesn't have to be a legal separation. Just separate get your bearings. See if that helps. And then maybe you can communicate and talk properly about the issues that you guys really have. And she's like, yeah, you just can't keep brushing everything under the rug because now the rug is just like enormous. I'm tripping over the rug. There is a huge pile under the rug. I cannot walk across this rug. At some point, clean up the dirt. Just clean. By the way, I get a vacuum. By the way, sweeping things under the rug, that's like a pain in the ass, right? Like if you have to, if you're sweeping something under the rug, you might as well be sweeping it into a dust pan. You still have to lift, you have to bend
over and lift up the rug and sweep under it, right? I mean, hello, get a dust pan. Eventually, you have to sweep or vacuum the underside of the rug, not only the floor, but you have to turn the rug over and vacuum it because it gets nasty. And then it leaves shit everywhere every time the rug slides, which it does because I refuse to use rug stoppers. I did not have rug stoppers for a long time. And I would like, I had like one too many times where I was like Tom Cruise and Risky Business, as I was just like trying to walk across my bedroom floor. And I was like, okay, it's time. It's time I'm getting the things. That's what I do too. I fall all the time. Or my people fall in my house. You know, they'll be like running and then they slip on a rug and the rug slides all the way across the room. And I'm like, what? Just pretend you're surfing. It's not. It's a slide. So be well cut to Amanda. And this is Amanda trying to put up this big tree and it's poking her in the eye. She's like, everything's going to be fine. Everything's going to be okay. Amanda, you can do this. You can, you can prop up that tree, prop it up, prop it up. Everything's fine. Let's branch a spread. Amanda just walks over with one eye.
She's like, anybody, anybody, anybody, help me with her. There we go. Amanda, we're talking about how to fix your life. Okay. God, Amanda. Jesus, Amanda with the bloody eye. God. So then later, they're set. Everybody does. Well, no, they don't really help her. I think the guys jump in the pool and they jump in the pool. And it's amazing shot, by the way. I don't know if you saw, I don't know if you really appreciated this or not. But like they're they all jumped in like all four of them in this like perfect synchronized like boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. I was like, well, that was beautiful. Good job. Artistry on summer house. Well done, guys. So Dera arrives and KJ is in the kitchen and he's trying to play it cool. And she's like, hey, hey, Bully, they're here. Bully, Dari's like, yeah, well, welcome. Really glad you're here looking deeply in the pantry for something. I can't hug you right now. Please leave me a message at the at the b b b. I thought KJ was acting kind of weird. I was like, he like barely turned to say hello
to her. He didn't hug her or anything. I kind of felt bad for her because she's, you know, she didn't even she didn't even complain about this. By the way, notably, she wasn't like, what the hell? He just was in the fridge and he's like, yeah, I'm just trying to figure out this fridge right now. Yeah, I'm like literally, they said I should play it cool. And so I didn't really know what that meant. So I was like, should I put myself in the fridge? So I'm just going to hang out here for the next day. I'll see you later. I'm sorry. KJ's not available right now. He's spending a week in a crisper. So please return to this email and I will read it when I have a chance. So where are your bags at? She's like, I'm at the front. Should we do something with them? She's like, yeah, once I figure out how to close this fridge, I like it. You got to come up with better excuses to avoid her. Like, how do I close a fridge? Oh, it's complicated. It's a hand just a door. Come on, KJ. He's like, I'm trying to pretend with the era that everything's all good. But inside, I'm just like freaking like out like a suck at like lying. I'm like, I feel like she can like tell.
Yeah, she can tell you're in the crisper, dude. He just put a gallon of milk in the crisper. What are you doing? You're out of control. Wait, let me see if I can help you with this door. Wow, look at that. It closes. Wow. That was rough. That was rough. I think you're dating a bully. Wow. Okay. Well, let me take my purse. Okay. Let's go upstairs. The okay. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crapence commercial. Did you know fast growing trees is America's largest and most trusted online nursery with thousands of trees and plants and over two million happy customers? They have all the plants your yard or home needs, including fruit trees, privacy trees, flowering trees, shrubs and house plants all grown with care and guaranteed to arrive healthy. It's like your local nursery, but anywhere you live with more plants than you'll find anywhere else. Whatever you're looking for, fast growing trees helps you find options that actually work for your climate space and lifestyle.
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Oh, she's just looking at it. Like, what is wrong with this guy? Oh, no, the fridge door. So, Mia and Carl, I saw an escalator going up and I saw an escalator going down and I thought, oh, my God, there's so many choices. It's scary. Mia and Carl are doing laps around the pool and motorized scooters like the little rascal things were jazzy or whatever. I was like, hey, I'm going to a couple of laps in. Wait, hey, we got to get a ramp into this house. And then he like goes up this ramp and then he like runs over like a balloon or something. There's like a bang and everyone gets startled and he calls it, whoa, what's my fault? What's my fault? I was trying to try to drive softly. Sorry, I was trying to drive soft. Petchy back into World War I, Carl West is like, that reminds me of trench warfare. Old people, am I right? You guys are so much closer than you realize. I wish the young people really understood like how close we really are this whole time. My mom got a wheelchair. We got my mom on the wheelchair. Can I tell you how fun
this fucking thing is? I'm really glad they leaned into how fun being old can be in this episode because I love that thing. I want one now. I mean, I don't want to like give myself bad juju, but I'm like, this is amazing. And my mom's like, yeah, now let's see if people fuck with me, you know, because that thing goes fast. You can kill a person in that thing. Yeah, I bet. I bet they could just go, you know, it's, I mean, everything feels fast to me. That's why I can't get on those stupid lime scooters. I'm like, whoa, danger. Got it. I mean, don't, everything feels fast. I love those things. I like them because people actually talk to you while you're on them. I was on one in Austin last week. And I was wearing those like Japanese silk pant things. And I was like, I thought I was going to die. You know, because there's so many bumps in the road in Austin too. It's not like a smooth ride. And I think the wheels are made out of stone or something. It's like not a smooth ride, but I was doing it. And I passed by in this. Love the pants, bro. And I was like, thanks, bro, bring, bring. I like gave him a little bring, bring. It's like, this is the way I have.
That is true. I definitely do talk to people on scooters mainly saying, get out of the fucking way. Or one of my favorites sidewalk you loser. One of my favorites is, how you just ran me over because that did happen to me. I, I did get run over by a girl on a lime scooter. I walked out the door from my doctor's appointment. I stepped out on the sidewalk and I was baboom. This girl crashed into me. And, and like, she fell to the ground. I was like, let my gosh. I had, I was, I was like, I cannot believe I just got run over by a girl on a lime scooter. And I was like, ow. The two apologize. She was so embarrassed. She was so sweet that I was like, you know, that's, you know, if you want to do a comparison to the girl who fell over to me on me on the airplane, that girl never apologized, never showed any sort of remorse. This girl was like, oh my god. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. She was like, are you okay? I was like, are you okay? And she's like, I just am so, I'm done. So, it's okay. It's okay. Everything's fine. I said, don't worry, honey. It's fine. You're totally fine. I'm just going to talk about you on my
podcast. I'm going to rip a new asshole tomorrow and I get to work. You know, it's so funny when you told, so Ben told a story about flying. And he was sleeping in like first class or whatever. And a lady kept coming over and falling down on him three times. She kept getting up and then falling down and then just looked straight ahead. Like she couldn't even see him. And it was such a funny story. And this, uh, the comments were cracking me up because there were so many people like, oh, Ben, don't worry. It was probably just a girl on Ambien. That happens to me. I don't remember anything. Or Ben, it was probably this. She probably had this happen. She didn't even know it. And I was like, how many, how many women are walking around just falling onto people that there are this many comments like, I get it. I've been there. Don't worry. Yeah, everyone was saying, we have an audience with like 30% of people just falling over on in the middle of a store being like, don't mind it. You know, it's my medication. Yeah, that's hilarious. Yeah, I've had too many people fall on top of me. That's, that's that's the truth of it. I will say, I will say it was a, you have so many children just wandering
around the world. Like, who's where's my daddy? I will say that girl who, who crashed into me. She actually was, she actually had an impact on me because, you know, I had found out like, like a few days earlier or so, I had found out that I actually carried the braka to mutation, which actually has health risks for men. Is that true? Oh, my gosh. I didn't know that. Yeah, I mean, it's, it's more, I think it's, it's more of a, you know, for women, it's obviously a breast cancer risk, but like, you know, there's other, there's elevated risks of, you know, cancer and certain things. Oh, my gosh. So when you get that news, it's like, that happened. Yeah, what? I mean, it's, it's fine, but it's, but you know what, when I got the news, it was like, I was like, I took it as I have cancer. I was doing the full Kim Zolciak thing, like I have cancer, but it's like, no, I don't have cancer. It just means I'm at higher risk, so I just have to get things checked out more yada, yada, yada. So one of the things is that I have to get an annual mammogram, which is,
I'm like, as long as I've got these man tits, I might as well put them to use, right? So I, but I was like, in this like, I was like, oh, my God, like you're, it's, it's just sort of like a very scary time to hear it. And I was literally walking out from my first ever mammogram, my mammogram, and this girl ran me over. And I really actually had a moment of thinking, you know what, I'm sitting here being like, oh, my God, I could get cancer. I could get cancer. I could get cancer. I could get cancer. It's like, I could also just get fucking run over in the street, you know? Yeah. And it kind of was like a helpful thing to be like, you know what, let's like, okay, you had a little test for yourself. Where's the test for that? Where you go in and they're like, you are, you are someone who runs a very high risk of women just falling on top of you or running into you with limescooters. There's nothing we can do about it. Yeah. Yeah. And it's kind of like, it's one of those things like, okay, I felt bad for myself. It was, it's a scary thing. And you know, and like I now am like, you know, more careful about certain things and I get tested about everything's a lot more. But it's also a reminder, like you could also like get hit by a bus.
So yeah, or some girl on a scooter or some girl on Ambien walking down the island of a plan. So get on with it. So thank you. Thank you to that girl. But you can also go get, because you know, I, first of all, I've never seen this, but you complained about boobs. Well, we both complained about boobs. You know, like I've got boobs. And my first thing would be to get that shit on insurance and get, get some boot surgery. I mean, you can, right? Is that not sensitive? I don't mean it. No, it's not. I'm just, I'm just trying to look at the part. Well, the other thing is that, like I also have like, but it's sort of funny. That's called this. But I have light hemophilia. And so when you are a light hemophiliac, basically, like I, I can like clot and everything. But when you do like surgeries or whatever, like you have to have to like augment, like something called factor eight that's in your blood. And it's just like, I don't know, I think the vibe is kind of like, you know, if you're, if you don't have to do it, like don't, don't do it, right? Like that's my vibe, you know, because it's like, let's not mess with that. Let's not make it too
hard on my system. So I'm just stuck with these man boobs for life, unfortunately. Oh my gosh. Wow, what a turn this took. What a turn. What a turn this took, you know, just call going up a ramp and now, you know, well, no, I don't know. We need to look into that. I think I'm going to be doing some googling tonight, sir, because I brought them back. Well, it's very, I mean, without making your broccatov, I, or gene about myself. So I will be, I will be doing it. Lorraine Brocka, Lorraine Brocka mutation. I, it's very common in, uh, in, uh, Ashkenazi Jewish populations. So, you know, that's it. That's, yeah, is it. That's it. That's that. I'd never heard that. That's crazy. I hadn't heard that either. But I don't want to know. I just don't want to know. I just, I just tell the doctor, don't tell me, just write it down. You know, you know, I just, just too hard. Um, okay. The one is Amanda has the tree limb in her eyeball. Okay. So Amanda's outside like, no. So Dara goes down to say hi to
the rest of the gang and, um, she's like, wow, you're already really rosy there. West, what we didn't use, so we don't use sunscreen in this home, bully Dara. I just got him. Just nailed him. This is like, West is like, did you take the train or did you drive? I'm not like Dan Yel, with that crazy girl. I always see it at the train station. I drove. Okay. Cause I was in Fire Island. Game, I love me. That's kind of like, I feel like what she was saying. I love the gay people to be here. Okay. So make it good. Gay, gay people and deer ticks. So then Ben comes up and they and they hugged. Like, cheers. How's it going? Do you hear love boys in the tink? And she's like, cheers for a second. I forgot your Australian. He just got Dara. I never forgot. There's nothing he's ever said where I was like, oh, he's normal. So KJ takes out trash and he's saying, oh my god, I'm just so stressed. I guess we'll take out
the trash. I know the camera kind of lingers on this moment and they put up a timestamp at 146. I was like, oh, something's going to happen. Is he going to be out there for like three hours? It'll be like 230 KJ still out there. But like, nothing ever happened. He just took out the trash. I was like, it's just like a man in America is taking out the trash voluntarily. There must be something deeply psychologically wrong. Sit there and stare at it for a while. Wonder. So Amanda is running her scooter around. How's cleaning the kitchen? She's like, I'm a little bit in the weird mood. Oh, yeah. Why are you in a weird mood? Do you want to get in the mix with me? Hall is like, no, just like keep overthinking things and just like, hall, start with my life. I overthink things. Except of course, you know, broken mortar. Just go straight forward with that one. Good guy claws. Yeah, she's like, it's just keep letting my happiness get hijacked. You are the hijacker. You're like a terrorist on a plane, you know, complaining about the use of box cutters. You are the terrorist. You are the one. You're the emotional terrorist. I get to switch this over to somebody else, sir. I remember what
likes at me off. Here, I'll give you a reminder. It was nothing. Nothing set you off. It was literally nothing happened. Your DJ show in the living room. Okay. Well, I don't know what touch you off. I don't know. I mean, I kind of know, but I don't want to talk about. I don't want to talk about. Fuck you guys. Fuck you. I'm like the worst version of myself this summer. It's like, it's like my BPMs are like not matching up. I just can't do a crossfit right now. And I'm just like not able to articulate anything. I give Amanda all these perfect instances where I like mess up or still I'm off or I say, fuck you or stay out late. And meanwhile, there's just like so many fundamental things that are wrong with our foundations of our relationship. And like, I'm just like, I'm unrelatable like no one ever says what I'm going through. So it's just like very isolating. And I just makes me feel like I should just like give up. But I've got like so much best in my marriage and my business and just doesn't seem like an option. I'm just trying to hold on. So then we go to Amanda setting up still. And they're just basically trying to help her.
So like, are you guys going to help me? And they all jump in the pool. So they start putting on their costumes now. And they all look hilarious in their old. I'm surprised that they did this because this was the last season of Vanderpump rules. I mean, this was when we knew it was over when they did this. Yeah, I mean, they've done that on they've done this on this show before haven't they? The old people think they have. I'm like a little over the theme parties to be honest. So there's like, there's all sorts of the couches are coming out and KJ is sitting in the grass of CR and Mia and KJ is like, he's like, so you're going to wear like a fast suit, whatever. And and CR is saying it's just a pain or titties. And she's like, what? Oh my God. So what's your costume? And CR goes, do you know karma brown? He's like, no. Why would I know your one off character that was featured in like part of a season of this show from three years ago? It's like, well, you will know. And so she's like, yeah, you're going to get to know now.
So then they're talking about Dara and they're like, well, Dara is here and he's like, yeah, but like I literally like had like a panic attack when I saw her because like, yeah, like low key, I was just like rethinking because like, you know, I heard all these conversations like, just be careful, you know, and like people just like care. But, you know, like I'm already in my head and like, I'm just trying to protect myself because I do like her. And CR says, you know, I always say to myself, it's better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all. You should write that down because that is a really good, that's a really good saying. That could take off. Still still doesn't excuse the Austin romance, but that's fine. It's fine. So, yeah, she basically like, you know, whatever, it's like worth it. It's worth it to get hurt rather than to never try. So go for it. Don't worry. But by the way, I'm also like, this is way too deep for this situation with Dara. Okay. It's like, you guys are just starting to date and the story is that she hung out with Ben for an hour in the room. Like we're acting as if she's asking you to move
in with her. So, Mia's like, yeah, you're allowed to love and have those experiences. And CR says that like, you know, after that conversation we had last night, I can see how KJ is probably really apprehensive about bringing girl to the house and dating and whatever. And if there's an interracially dating and if there's anyone who can relate, it's me, but you can't not do things out of fear. The other side wins if you do that. Cut to Amanda still getting poked in the eye with the tree. No, no, no, no. Can someone get me? I'm stuck under this real chair. I think one ever Amanda. So, um, C. R. Bass, he says, just like breathe in. This is like, she basically, let's meditate. Yeah. So then Amanda is looking for Kyle because his glam people have come. So Nina's here, guys. Everyone's like, oh my god, it's Nina. Hi, Nina. Oh my god. It's Nina. So Nina, I guess, is a big deal. So Nina is going to be doing the old man glam. And then Ben's friend comes over and I'll see named bat. And he's like, oh, wow, look at that. Is this your bedroom?
You had a wine can they yet? Yeah. Well, congratulations. Happy anniversary, Matt and Katie. Oh, good to see you. Welcome to the mix. You're in at hall. And then, um, then Dara is like, oh, all right. Hey, are you going to get changed? We got changed. They go up to his room. Dara and KJ. And in the meantime, Carl and Jesse joins Jesse and Kyle in the living room and Carl, I kind of feel bad for Carl because his costume for dressing up like an old man was just like putting on glasses. I was like, oh, Carl's like, yeah, um, I'll go running. So that ages me plenty. I just put some gray in my hair and some glasses on. I'm ready. I was like, you didn't really have to do much. Did he just get aging makeup? I lived the last five years of my life. Oh, so yeah, I'm an aging mix. Damn, here. Uh, so they make his crocs because he's so wearing his crocs. And he's like, it's a car for hot cars. Yeah, a car for a hot car. I was like, my my
class for help come out of weird times in the night and the worst possible way, I guess. And they just ignore it because they're like, we're not talking to Kyle about being an asshole on his birthday. So it's just crickets. Um, meanwhile, me and Sierra are getting their old lady outfits on. And then we go to KJ's room. They're talking about their outfits. And he's like, whoa, sorry, if there's like weird vibes today or like whatever, but like, maybe there's like weird, I don't know if you could feel it, but like, I couldn't close a refrigerator door. So like, I don't know if you want to like talk about, I don't, but like, I don't need to. If you need to, though, just like spit it out wet. Um, so yeah, I was in my head earlier and like, I'm fine now, but like, you know, why it happened? She's like, no, was it because you spent too much time putting her head in a fridge? Yeah. Well, I was like talking to Lindsay earlier and she told me that Bailey told her that the night that you were here, that you were in Benzroom for an hour.
And then Darra does this very sick, calming thing, which is, no, I was like, okay, to you. Not true. Absolutely not true. I was like, okay, she's, I was like, okay, now I know who Darra is. She is in theater club and she auditioned to be a child actor on an ABC sitcom. Like, I, I see you, Darra. I see you for who you are. Um, I don't know that. I don't know, me so much when she did that. Like, it was like so performative. And it made me be like, is it true? That was such a sitcom turn that you just did. I don't know if I trust you anymore, but she says she was, um, she's like, I was literally in Benzroom because I put my stuff in there and I changed and I came right back out. That's why I was in there. I was bullying him too, stupid Aussie. Didn't even remember he was an Aussie. At least took out a picture of my koala. Stupid. Yeah, but like Bailey apparently said that you were like there for like an hour talking with Benz, just what? Well, that, like, that just factually never happened. And if it did, I'd be like, yeah, I was. We were talking and getting to know each other. Who cares? Like,
it just like literally never happened. And he goes, yeah, but then like literally, like, I was like having so much thoughts in my head. Like, what's she actually low key? Like, what if she actually low key likes Ben? And then this is just like, I don't know. It's like crazy, right? Check, um, no, it's not really crazy. I would have anxiety if I thought you like someone else. So no, I don't think it's over. I like that she's like harsh, but also very sensitive. You know, she's like, well, no, you're not crazy. And I would feel sensitive. So no, I don't feel like you're being over sensitive at all. And he's like, yeah, but like, I don't want you to think like I was being like hello over sensitive or whatever when you came. But like, you know, I just, I just wanted to know, like, how does cold air even stay in a refrigerator? No, I mean, I can get why you were trying to process that and trying to figure out the fridge. And like, didn't necessarily want to interact. And to be fair, like the refrigerator is like really fascinating. If you really think about it, a crisper like, how's that even work? Right? But like genuinely, the person I had an interest in with
was you. He's like, yeah, because like, I'm glad. Okay, I'm glad we talked about this because like, I just wanted to get it off my chest a bit because I just was like in my head. Yeah, well, I'm glad you said that. And it does seem a bit sabotagey that Bailey would just start saying things baselessly. Yeah, I think if she said it on the way home or something on the way home, even worse. And to be honest with you, I don't care where she said it. I just care that she's said it. He's like, oh, I just started some shit. She's like, um, well, I just don't understand it. But maybe I can have a conversation with her and clear things up. And he's like, uh, guys, we'll see you next week. And she's like, I can't wait. Oh, God, how amazing. Bailey's going to get it. Yeah, Bailey is going to get it. Where is Bailey? What did I miss? She went to a wedding or something where she, and how come Levi doesn't get to come without Bailey? For they just somewhere that they had to be together. Yeah, I think they have to be together. And like, uh, clearly, like everyone has a week where they're not allowed to be on the show. It's like, either they don't have enough room or it's too much for Bravo to have too many cast
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old people outfit. And then Carl comes down in his normal Carl thing, but with gray hair and glasses and lives because, oh my god. Did you spray your hair gray? Just because everybody loved it two years ago. And he goes, I mean, yeah, probably. She goes, yeah, I knew it. I knew it. Maybe fucking Carl, fucking loser Carl. Yeah. Nice. They have a flashback to that weird sci-fi party where he was like playing an alien with silver hair. Um, so they basically more people are walking in. It's just that once coming in. And then he here comes Sierra and she is doing karma brown, but old karma brown. And her costume is that she has added prosthetic long droopy boobs onto her chest. And it's like very funny. And it's impressive. Um, Sierra is like straight, gay, whatever. Everybody loves tits. Show me someone that doesn't want to juggle them. We'll put it put their face in a tit. So she goes around. That's just like a wacky like old people. We're old now. So all the guys start to come and girls are surrounding West and like
driving his boobs. And he's like, guys consent consent first. And Amanda is still asking for help. God bless her. Just know it's in character at least. It's like winning. How picking up the ladies sang around. I'll do what you guys. Nobody's going to help me. Yeah. West and Kyler on scooters in the back. And um, people just keep on arriving and arriving and arriving a lot of scooter time. Now, Jesse and West are on scooters. And now they're like watching everyone and West is like, everyone looks so good. I'm so proud. I know that Sierra's in costume. It was like the costume queen or whatever, but this one is like, fucking unreal. It's so good. And Jesse's like, yeah, this guy looks great. Look at Kyle over here because like, you know what? Everything dangles right now because he's got like your hair and nose hair and everything. So it's like, well, like this. So it actually looks like he should look, but he's sometimes miraculously still looks 20. So Jesse and West gossip. And Jesse's like, I mean, I think it's crazy to see our
with saying that they just split up. Like, I was not expecting that. And he's like, yeah, I mean, you know, we've seen him for three years. So has there ever been a moment where you're like, I got it. And he's like, yeah, I mean, I just thought they were each other's person. You know, nothing's perfect. You know, you you fight and stuff like married people have issues. I mean, I don't know. And West is like, yeah, there's good and bad, but I'd like to see more good because yikes. Yeah, exactly. He's like, I've never witnessed anything that would make up for what she went through last night. And we see flashbacks too last night of Amanda saying, this is the best I'm ever going to do. So West is like, if I see someone give a fucking nice gift to someone, it's probably because they're fucking shitty in every other way possible. And he's referring to the Cartier watch that that Kyle gave Amanda. That's what I said. The second I saw that watch, I was like, Oh, who has he gotten pregnant? Because that man is doing something very, very bad. It's like in the Wolf of Wall Street when he starts fucking banging hookers every day.
And it's like, and then starts like DJing and then like handing out love her boy in the movie. It's like, that's just like that. It's bad. So are you going to talk to Kyle? You think, well, he's like, yeah, I mean, I just can't not address it, especially dress like Mrs. Doubtfire. So let's see to be continued. Interestingly, Mrs. Doubtfire, a film about a fuck up of a man who makes the wife out to be a total bitch the entire time because he can't get his shit together. Interesting. Interesting, interesting correlation for your talking to Kyle about this. Well, I look forward to seeing West's sheepish confrontation of Kyle while they're dressed as geriatric folks. That'll be great. It'll be a great thing to watch, but always to be continued. Yeah, to be continued, which means we do not get a preview of next week's episode. That's the thing when you see to be continued. They don't give you even a tease. So we'll just have to see what happens. But fun times over in the Hamptons. That's for sure. Yeah. All right, everybody. Well, thanks so much for being here.
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