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2:03And we got the black effect marketplace, the picture podcast, and everything you expect from the black effect podcast festival. Tickets are on sale right now, go get yours at blackaffect.com slash podcast festival. Don't play yourself, okay? Pull up. Hey there, this is Josh from Stuff You Should Know with a message that could change your life. The Stuff You Should Know Think Spring podcast playlist is available now, whether spring is sprung in your neck of the woods yet or not. The Stuff You Should Know Think Spring playlist will make you want to get your overalls on, get outside, and get your hands in the dirt. You can get the Stuff You Should Know Think Spring playlist on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I don't know how you found us, but I'm so thankful that you did, it's John Jay in Rich. Text us, text JJR, what everyone say to number 96893, look, we got a text right now from

3:04719 number, John Jay Rich, listening to yesterday's podcast, we need a shirt saying, oh, shut up Rich, now please clip it, so anytime you're irritated at anyone, anyone can play it. Superstition Mountain Lady is my new favorite. She wouldn't have it, it was she. P.S. love you, Rich. On a boom. I'm Madison Beer. This is taking as long as the actual high-risk you. Madison Beer. Oh, shut up. I see why I love you, I'm out of control. That's made my day. He was born in December of 84. Well, that's a long time ago, they had Superstition Mountains back then. Oh, shut up, Rich. You're being rude, you're being rude and you're not the rude guy, John Jay in. I actually love you. Oh, shut up, Rich. Because Rich, you never catch strays like that. That was just, you didn't know where I was going. Once I knew she's mad at me, I leaned into it a little bit. Yeah, but it was a call we took, you could listen to it on our on demand podcast, John Jay

4:05Rich. So I legitimately, legitimately had this question for Kyle. This is a real yesterday I was thinking about you and your kids and your husband. It did because we were at Disneyland together. Man, we were going to, I was there for 10 minutes, but I was wondering and it's so funny because I know you, it's going to come up today on the show, but I was wondering if your kids were still on the Disneyland high, like when, because when you were talking about Easton wanting to take a break, I thought that was so funny. A lot of times he reminds me of my son, Jake, but I was just wondering, is the family on the high? Are they bummed to come home? Well, you know what's funny is because like we were walking through Disneyland and my daughter, Adi, she like had the best trip ever. At one point, we were holding hands and we were literally skipping through Disneyland because we were having such a great time and she looked over at me and she goes, Mom, I think I'm literally going to be in tears when we have to go home because I got so much fun. That's great. And I was like, Oh, that's like, this is like, this is a great memory. You know, this is like core memories happening right now. We got home really, really late Monday night, like we usually in our house, we usually

5:09go to bed around 8 p.m., like that's lights out, 8 p.m. And we didn't get home from the airport until 1030 and there was still like, get ready for bed and whatever. And so it was really late. And the next morning, I thought I was going to be toast because I wake up at three in the morning, you know, that's not a lot of hours of sleep after a long, exhausting weekend of walking around and, you know, having, exuberating energy, you know, which takes a lot out of you. I thought I was going to be dead tired. I was, I had so much energy. I'm like, I don't, like, I feel so great. This is amazing. And I asked Scott how the kids did. And he's like, yeah, they were dragging. They were like, like kind of in like a post Disney depression, like, because with the bed and the love of the clock, or is that because I'll bump, we're not the magic, the happiest place on earth. I think it was a little bit of both, but mostly just for Addy. I think Eastern was very excited to be home, very excited to be back. He's, he's my kid who's obsessed with the routine. He likes everything routine, routine, routine. And when his routine is off, he gets a little frustrated, but it's good for him because, you know, you have to be able to move your cheese.

6:10But yeah, so I think it was a little bit that, but I have to tell you, it was like the day was like, I was so energized and it got to about 12 30. And I had left work and I was in my car all my way home and all of a sudden it hit me. And I was like, oh my gosh, I can't even feel my legs right now. I'm exhausted, but you turned into a total zombie though. But yeah, so I think the highs definitely gone for all of us, but it was such a great trip that like I think we're going to be, we're going to be talking about it for years. You flew to Disneyland or do you guys drive to Disneyland? We flew to Disneyland and it was, it was cool because we, we decided to get a lift to the airport and so funny because you guys know here on the show, like we laugh when somebody calls John Jay, John, and there was one color one time that actually called him Jan and ever since then, it's just become a thing, Jan, and then Mojo in Detroit, Jan, Jay, Jan, Jay. By the way, I, I watch John Jay and Rich's shows Instagram and John Jay has one of those

7:12cold water plunge things. So it's just like, it's a, Jan is kind of like a thing in our house that like whenever we hear Jan, we kind of like get excited and laugh about it. It's funny. It's like an inside thing. And so I order the lift to come get us to take us to the airport and I go, oh my gosh, Scott, get this. Our driver's name is Jan. Jan's coming to get us from the airport. So we're actually still in Disneyland and we have like, like 45 minutes to kill and so we're like, okay, hey, what ride are you going on? Because Jan's going to be here. Okay. You go ride atopia, we're going to ride Thunder Mountain and then we'll get back to it. We'll go see Jan. And so we finally do, we, we go to the hotel and we walk up and you know how it's like, you see what car it is, but you always want to be sure that like, that's actually your lift driver. And so I was like, I was like, hey, are you Jan? And this guy straight face, no emotion goes, it's John.

8:15I was like, it's John. And I was like, oh, and I know I was going to go in this whole thing about how we thought it was Jan. You know what I mean? We thought you were Jan. Where's Jan? It was J-A-N. And he was like, John, and then it was like the straight face and literally did not say one more word to us as the entire goodness. And he was making it up from Disneyland, he was probably so tired of all the happy people he saw in his car. Well, you know, my dad's name on his birthday is Jan, J-A-N, Jan, right? And I think he goes by John, when he comes to the United States, I'm wondering if that guy was Dutch. Did he have an accent? Did he say? Or his parents were Dutch. You know, all I heard the only word I had of him was John. Well, I wouldn't say anything. His parents were Dutch and they decided to name him Jan and he hated it, which I hated my life as well too, when it was, you know, Jan, that's where John Jay came from, from Jan. He could be. But it was funny because when we had first, when I first was like telling his family, I was like, Jan's coming to get us, Jan.

9:17And Addy goes, Mom, how do you know it's pronounced Jan? I was like, J-A-N, Jan. It's Jan. She goes, what if it's like Jean or John or something? And I was like, Addy, it's Jan. We got to be on the other side. I mean, don't say it. When I started dating my wife, her parents had friends and they're named, they're a guy and a girl they were married and their names were Jan and Jan. What? The guy's name was Jan. No, no, not John and Jan. Jan and Jan. Jan and Jan. Jan and Jan. Jan and I said, is it Jan? She goes, No, the guy's name is Jan. And the wife's name is Jan. It sounds like Taylor and Taylor Lautner. Yeah. Jan and Jan, what guy goes like Jan? Jan and Jan. That's the only guy I've ever heard of going by Jan. Jan, I mean, and you. Jan. Maybe he was fond of our first month. Hold on, I'm going to call my way, Brooklyn. Jan. Jan. Let me just see if she goes, because I wonder what him dies. Which one? Jan. Jan's still alive. Come on. I don't think that went through the right way, because I heard a dial tone in the middle.

10:19It's because you didn't say. Nine. I'm going to say nine. Nine. There we go. Now we're together. The person you're trying to reach is not available. You know me. I don't give up. Nine. Your call has been. Okay. Forget it. Do you know what, Jan? Text us. It's John Jane Rich. The next segment we're going to do is called second date update, because that's what we're going to try and get. And that's what the bit is called. Second date update starts right now on John Jane Rich. John Jane Rich, the time for second date update. You meet somebody, you go on a date, you have a great time. You expect there to be a second date, and there isn't one. You don't know why. You talk to your friends. You talk to your family. They're not giving you the answers. You need to. You come to us. You tell us a story that we're going to call the person we're not with. We're going to find out what went wrong. Jonah. Good morning. Hey, second date update. You're on there.

11:19What's your story? I've been out of the dating world for like three years now, so, you know, I don't even remember what this is like, and so I hope you all can help me. Yeah, the first date, you know, first date for me for a long time, and it felt really good. I felt like this might go somewhere, you know, she kind of felt like the whole package. She's really active. She eats clean. You know, we can go out and have fun. And, you know, I thought maybe I found someone like at least pursue, you know, the possibility of like, you know, she could be the one, and I thought the date went great, you know, she was laughing. We were laughing, you know, the vibes were good, and, you know, we even talked about, you know, what we're doing it again, like what we did on a date, and anyway, it just nothing now. And I'm not getting anything. She's not responding. She, I barely even see that she's like opened up my messages and read them, so I don't know. Okay. Well, that's interesting. Was there any kind of nudity at the end of this date on the first date?

12:22No, no, no, there wasn't. So I thought, yeah, I mean, I, you know, she didn't see anything that she wouldn't like, I guess. Was there any nudity after the date when you were alone? Was it? That's personal. Oh my God. Jonah. Jonah. Jonah. Jokes. Jonah. Just jokes. Just jokes. Oh my God. There's none of that. Well, right. You're right, but Jonah. No, no, no. Just bleep that anyway. All right. So what do we do? We call it. What's her name? Her name is Grace. Okay. We're going to call Grace. We're going to find out why she's blowing you off. All right. Is there anything else? How long ago was this date? It was a couple weeks ago. A couple weeks ago. Okay. I can hear it in your voice that you're a little out of the dating world, and that's okay. So we'll try to be gentle. Yeah. Cause I got my hopes up, you know, and I just want to know what happened. So I don't repeat this, I guess. Okay. Well, hang tight. We're going to get her on the phone. We're going to find out why she's blowing you off. Second eight update continues next with John Chain Rich.

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16:35This isn't over until Justice has served in Arizona. Listen to Love Trap podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. We just want to hear from you and I don't think that's too much to ask. And it's really stressing me out that you're not calling. 877-937-1047. He's John Jay and Rich. We are in the middle of second eight update between Jonah and Grace and Grace isn't calling Jonah back. That's right. Jonah said that he likes a girl that eats clean and takes care of herself. But Grace went on the date, left him on red. And now apparently, Jonah is taking care of himself by himself, if you will. You know what's funny when you said eats clean? I thought, and I thought actually one of the reasons I was pretty quick on part one. Because I thought he said something. I thought he said something different. I thought he said she looks clean. Well, I thought he said she eats clean. Eats clean. I don't know. Jonah, what did you say? Did you say eats cleaner looks clean?

17:35No, no, she's active in eats clean. Oh, see, I thought for sure you're going to be one of those germophobes. That's why I was like kind of quick. Let's just get to second two. You were like, she looks clean and I thought she was going to be like, he was like smelling behind my ears and stuff. All right. Well, then I have no idea what's going to happen. So we're going to call Grace and find out why she's blown you off. She's leaving you on red. She's not texting you back. Here we go. Hang tight, Jonah. Stay quiet. Hello. Hi. Is this Grace? Yeah. Hi. My name is Payton. I'm with John Jane. We just wanted to talk to you on the radio really quickly if you're up for it this morning. I'm sure. Grace, we got a call from a guy who told us he wouldn't have date with someone. Had a great time. He had been in the dating world for a while. So he might have made some mistakes. And now the girl's blown him off.

18:37And so as he was telling us a story, he kind of went around the room trying to come up with theories. And we thought, let's just call a girl. So the deal is you're the girl, Grace. Oh. I mean, I definitely haven't gotten back to him. We were on a date. So you know who I'm talking about. You know I'm talking about, right? Yeah. I know. I know you're talking about. Okay. Go ahead. Let's see. What's the person? What's the person's name? I'm going to count the three. You say their name. And I'm going to say their name at the same time. And let's make sure it's the same person. Okay. What do you say their name? And I'll say their name. Ready? One, two, three. Larry. Larry. Oh, I'm just kidding. Okay. It's Jonah. You're right. Jonah. Go ahead. Okay. That's not me then. No, no. It's Jonah. Go ahead. Well, I definitely haven't gotten around to it. It's just that we went on a date and it seemed great. But let me tell you what actually happened.

19:37We kind of go hiking. We kind of was genuinely excited about. But he chose camelback, not the chill fight. Echo. For a rock climbing. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So I could do not. I thought I was going to end up with one of those rescue stories. Like on the news. I was all the time. I was hiking by myself. Like, but I wasn't alone. He just left me. What? Like, because I was moving too slow. So he literally took off. And he kind of like disappeared in between the rocks. I was just climbing up rocks by myself and. Little key panicking. And when I finally made it like down, he's sitting in the car. Irritated because he'd been waiting for me for 45 minutes. Like, these didn't even ask me, are you okay? And he doesn't know why there was no second. Yeah. Oh my goodness. I know. But also like I'm glad he was waiting for you. Because when you said he left you, I was like, did he? Alpine divorce you? Like I got scared for a second.

20:37What is Alpine divorce? I'd never heard of it before. Alpine divorce was like a book that was made. But basically it's like a tactic that men do. They leave women up on a hike or like in a stranded area to like quote unquote test their limits. But there's been a whole bunch of stuff where people feel like there's been murders. Like a husband takes their wife out on a hike and it's incredibly difficult. And they leave them there and it makes it look like it's an accident. Like they died on hiking. I've heard of those stories happening. I don't know. I had a name. Yeah. The name is based off of a book. Oh, now you're in a book club. Now you're like everything you say. Now it's all written out of my mind. You guys should read a book of the year. So yeah. Actually, that's pretty impressive. But but yeah, I mean, it can be really dangerous out there on hike. So I kind of feel like I would have ghosted him too. On a date. Why would you not wait? Just hang out. Right. Yeah. Or at least help me out since you're so fast. Like I was really going forward and trying my best.

21:39And like when I came to the down to like to the bottom of the mountain. He'd been waiting there for 45 minutes. He didn't even ask me if I was okay. If it was tough. It's just like just annoyed. It completely turned me off. And now I have a name work that I really did feel like it was 45 minutes. Something was going to happen that was going to die. So wait. I'm sorry. Wait. Great. Great. Great. Great. You thought I abandoned you on the mountain because you were too slow. No. I already hate you. You did. No. Wait. Hold on. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. That's not what happened. This is not what happened. What happened? Really. Let's hear it. It was a good idea. I was so excited. I had to go on. 45 minutes felt like an eternity for me. No warning. I'll be right back. You just let me do it. I know. I know. I know.

22:39I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. Walking the park. I heard that he's hard. Yes echo canyons really hard show you night, but but but where did you wait? I didn't know where he pooped on echo. Did you poop on the work? Where did you go? Hopefully off the trail. I didn't want anybody to see. I didn't want her to wear it like on date one. You probably found a place right there. I used your to climb up. I would have never known. Okay, so hold on. We don't need to get into the degree because I guess. So let me do me real quick here. Let's just say grace. What he says is absolutely true. He pooped on the side. And that's why I and I can see that being a reason on a date when I've been like that with my wife and it's miserable. You gotta get out of there.

23:39So would you forgive him and see him again? What was their potential that way? I mean, I was it. Can I just say I wasn't irritated. It was it was a really it was really bad. I know. I'm trying to see if she wants to go with you again. You had a drive home because I was going to say why didn't you just after you did your business go back and meet her during hike? That's what I did. I got back and there she was. Okay, listen, do you guys want to see each other again? I would. Okay, what about you Grace now that you know what he went through? It's it's fine, but there's a lot of things to make up. You have to be you have to be totally honest with me. I could see on his point of view. I could completely see. I can completely see his point of view of why he did that. And maybe try to play it off like nothing happened because you wouldn't want to necessarily share that on your first day. It's terrible. It's I've

24:40been there before recently. It's terrible. But anyway, I mean, you make decisions where you think am I going to get arrested? I need to go the bathroom right now. I need to go really bad. But hey, on a side note, though. So you guys do want to go out again. So I mean, we'll we'll pay for your lunch or whatever. We'll pay for your hike. It's free. But hey, when I was thinking about you, the alpine was called alpine divorce. Yeah, I don't see hiking camelback at all an option for alpine boys. No, there's thousands of people on that hike. I'm going to die out here. Well, Harry, would you like a protein bar? I got a protein bar. I go down to get you one. That's a terrible. So I don't know. The only man I know is camelback. That's what I'm going to do it. Like when you you're supposed to, I'm assuming if someone's going to kill someone on an alpine divorce, they're going to go somewhere like the Himalayan's or somewhere where there's not another person around forever. Listen, I've huffed and puffed my way. He's trying to kill me.

25:42Well, here, let me give you some of this water, man. We'll go down and look for him. We'll kind of call him trail right here. Just right down. I mean, there's a guy that goes up there every day and plays the drums. It brings his drum set up. So you can be like, right, you want the drum set guy there? You can play a song while I go down to get more food. I think it'd be okay. Okay. Jonah and Grace, thanks for going on there with us. Yeah. Thank you. All right. Good luck on your second date, John D. Rich. Have an idea for the show. Today's your day. Use the I Heart Radio app and talk back to us right now. It's John J and Rich. Janet, for you got a comment about second date update. I do. I've been sitting in my car screaming and yelling at this little girl for years sitting here trying to talk her into having a second date because the guy had to pull. But the facts are that he still didn't ask her how she was. He didn't give any kind of a lane kind. That pooping thing is not clear him for disappearing. He still didn't ask her how he was.

26:44He still didn't do anything remotely, genuinely like for disappearing. And she felt lost and stressed. I have been brain popping over here. You know what you bring up? You tell her to have a second date with a guy who ditched her for 45 minutes on a mountain. Okay, but hear me out. I agree with you 100%. That's my bad. I put myself in the position of someone who had to poop in emergency. And I was like, when that when you're in that position, you will do anything. You have to look at emergency. I mean, all of us in the human race have all been in a situation where we have to poop. But we still don't abandon people. And then when we do, it would have been probably a much kinder thing for him to just say, hey, you know what? This is a really bad first day situation. But I have to poop. And I, it wouldn't better be honest than to ditch her and leave her on a mountain. Because at some point, maybe one day, I will call you and tell you about my incredible first hiking experience that went bad. And I made the news. But that is a

27:49stressful situation to be in. And maybe that's where I'm coming from. But you don't dig a girl on a hike and then, and then sit in the car and wait for her for 45 minutes. Because left and gone right back up the mountain to look for her. He could have done a belt. Oh, it was camelback. Where were you hiking when you had your mishap? Superficient mountains. When my daughter's father, I don't like to refer to him as anything other than that. But he took me on a hike to the superstition mountains. And it was going to be a four mile hike. And we were going to see a waterfall. And it was going to be beautiful. A lotty, dotty, dot. And it turns out that, well, let me just tell you that the second he told my dad, and I was in my 20s, when he told my dad, we will be back at six o'clock the next night. A promise my dad made. At six o' one, he had three search and rescue team looking for us. Pima, Penel and, and Maricopa. And I will just skip forward a lot. On the morning of the fourth day,

28:50Jerry Foster was doing the news. They called him and he ended up flying us out. This is shortly before Jerry lost his job running cocaine. I will promise you after flying in a helicopter with him that he absolutely did drive like he was on top. But, but the whole thing was insane. And I got, I, I was on the mountain lost for three and a half, three and a half days. And it made the news and it was the only thing on the news that day. And so they replayed it about 500 times. So this stupid woman took this beautiful child because my son was three years old. At this beautiful, this beautiful, this woman took this beautiful child and got lost in the superstition mountain. No mention of the idiot and took this. Wow. Well, you're safe now. Yeah, I am, but I'm just. I left her on the mountain. Well, obviously, we triggered you, we triggered you with the hiking story. I was like all kinds of crazy over here. Yeah. Oh,

29:54I'm looking up Jerry Foster too. I don't, wow. Fascinating. Jerry Foster, a channel 12, like, I've been listening to you guys since my 41 year old was in high school. Well, thank you for listening. And absolutely, but Jerry Foster was flying for channel 12 and he ended up being in the area and did the news. So we ended up on the news that day. Well, I'm glad you're safe. Hey, you got attachments with the news. You should try to get a copy of that video. I would absolutely love to see it again. Okay. Well, give me, give me your, your, how do I google you so I can find it to get your story? It would be Jennifer Madison and 19. Let me think. My son was Jennifer. This is taking as long as the actual hike rescue. Madison. Oh, it's caught up. I see why I'm told. That just made my day. Here it is. Here it is. Jennifer Madison,

30:57this woman drank a gallon of water every day for 75 days. You're so full of it. That's not you. You're so full of it. I'm looking you up right now. Jennifer Madison. At least she's hydrated. Jennifer Madison lost full of it. I can't find Jennifer Madison lost. No, you're full of it. John Jay, you are 100% full of it. I'm looking up Jennifer Madison and she's famous for drinking a gallon of water every day. How do I, maybe I'm spawning wrong? I do drink a gallon of water every day. Okay. Okay. That's the news story that they picked up on you. Okay. No. This one's at this was at superstition mountains and it was in 1980. I think my son was two and a half. So he was born in December of 84. Well, that's a long time ago. They had superstition mountains back then. Oh, shut up. They're being rude. You're being rude and you're not the rude guy. John Jay is. She has listened to a lot. I'm trying to find you. Do you guys find it? I actually love you. You're not going to find it was a hundred years ago. Oh, I'll say two years back then.

32:03The superstition mountains were around a hundred years ago. I do like the way you told this story when you're like, when you're like, and on the fourth day, it was very biblical. Yeah. Yeah. Well, let me just tell you, for someone who has never camped, that was my first camping trip. So someone who has never camped, I came across Bob's life. I never thought I'd see before. Actually, the very end. I'll tell you the very end. Okay. So my daughter's father wanted to wait for him the next day. He thought we'd be able to find it. And I woke up at about three in the morning and I see these flashlights. And I go, I bet that someone looking for us because I knew someone was looking for us because my dad. So I get out of tent and I yell very loudly. Hello, and the people yelled back, hello, is that Jennifer? And I go, yes. And they said, is David safe? And I said, yes. They found this. And then by that time, Jerry Foster came over and they ran us up the mountain. And I look like a girl being drug up a mountain with my beautiful,

33:04All-American, blonde, air, blue eye boy. Oh, look, you're on the radio right now. Sound great, Jennifer. All right. All right, guys. I just want to tell you that, yes, that did definitely throw me into a memory. I don't want that girl going out on a guy with that that could get a good day with that guy. Got it. Go to work. All right, bye. Kyle, you had a pooping story as well. It's an interesting tie-in. Well, it's a perfect tie-in. It's actually a lack thereof. Uh-huh. So I've been taking these like belly, belly gummies for, it's probably like three, three or four months now. And I didn't realize how much of a difference they make in my daily regularity, if you will, until I went to Disneyland this past weekend and forgot to pack them and didn't go all weekend. Oh, wow. It worked. Wow. So if you don't take it, we can't go. I guess, because I've always, I've, we've talked about this before previously on the show. I've always had kind of issues with that. And like the belly, well, it's just like made it so consistent that I've

34:10gotten used to that. And then it didn't happen. And I'm like, I'll blow it and I feel gross. Oh, have you gone yet? I took it this morning. I went this morning. Wow. Victory. Right now. Wonderful. Just don't go hiking. I'm going to say, better be careful. This is going to trigger Jennifer too. Jennifer. Jennifer, go go go back. Oh, we love Jennifer. How terribly done it. Hope. I'm so glad you're here as the person who currently occupies your attention. I would like to thank you for listening to John Jane Rich. We got Madison Beard tickets. We played game April. Good morning. Good morning. We're playing a brand new game today. Guys, it's called critical reviews. We've got Madison Beard tickets. And I thought it'd be fun to read you guys reviews of either Madison Beard's album Locket or reviews of actual beer. And you have to decide which is which. Okay. Okay. So we're going to start with John Jane. John Jane, it feels like it was placed in our possession like a precious heirloom. The Lord said here,

35:13cry beautifully. After one night, my emotional stability is gone. So is that a Madison Beard or a beer Madison beer or a beer. All right. That sounds to me. That's probably one of you. People like you that are beer freaks. Okay. I think that is a beer review. All right. You are incorrect. It is a Madison beer review album. Is that good now? Locket is out now Richard. Yo, when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. How could that be a beer review? That has to be Madison beer. Madison beer is incorrect. It's for a beer from Melanie brewing called beer 30. Okay. Whoever wrote that's really into they lost their calling. They should be doing drama. It feels like it. Peyton, a beautifully crafted blend, soft combination, excuse me, soft carbonation, smooth texture, a lingering warmth that spreads gradually. There's a decadent richness with just enough bite that keeps things interesting.

36:16Okay. I thought you were trying to throw me off with the the blend, but I'm going to go. I think that's a beer review because carbonation and stuff. It is in fact a Madison beer review. What? How is he carbonated? Soft carbonation guys. I didn't write these. You must have gone on Madison beer's album and left that comment just to throw me. He would throw all strikes. All right. Nobody on the board yet. Kyle on phone. If I had been, excuse me, if I had been completely silver at the time of this review, this would be a drain pour. I've got a ways to go, but I feel like it's wasted money. Okay. You're very tricky with these because you would think obviously that's beer because you're talking about not being silver, but then being a ways to go may indicate that they're not done with the album yet. So I'm going to go Madison beer.

37:21Okay. Oh, for four today, guys, extra strong name of that. He's got a solid in our heads. April five stars. No notes. This is a bottomed combination of longing and late-night thoughts, cohesive, refreshing, and the perfect coming of age treat. Oh gosh. Okay. All of this has been wrong. I want to say beer, but I'm going to go Madison. April's on the board. Wow. That is a Madison beer review. I'm also who we're writing these reviews. Wow. I think it's all Nick. John J. elegant presentation with the Fragrant bouquet with a flavor that evolves, starting sweet, turning introspective, finishing with a slow burn that demands another taste. I think that has to be a beer that's a beverage. Okay. Madison beer is what we were looking for. So this one specifically for Rich. Yep. It's like in ways,

38:30mound streams guitar playing. Yeah. He's the fastest, but it's not a race. Play something good. We know you have the skills. Okay. You're talking about guitar player Inve Malmsteen who is a genius. But why would that be like a beer review? I'm going to say that's a beer. I'm going to say it's a beer because it seems type of opposite what I would do. Rich bear is on the board. That's for arrogant bastard from stone brewing. One point for April, one point for Rich, Peyton, delicate, yet full-bodied, silky, pour of nostalgia, subtle spice, and a touch of melancholy. Okay. Don't know what melancholy means, but I don't feel like Madison beers nostalgia vibes. So I'm going to go beer review. Okay. It is a Madison beer review. Nice try. I'm so proud of you. Kyle, with most of my strongest interest, I've well documented love for the best of the best and the worst of the worst. Just as I recommend troll two to strangers, I pass on the street. There is nothing else like it in the world. It deserves every bit of

39:34insidious of its insidious reputation. And it will take years off your life. I highly recommend. I also like trolls too. Okay. So I resonate with this one and I'm going to say it's Madison beer. Does it change if I say it's troll two, not trolls two? Yes, then that's definitely just beer. Okay. Sam Adams, triple box is where we're looking for a good job. April can win the whole thing here. Remember, her album is titled Lock It. If soft glam and heartbreak had a baby, it would be lock it. Madison. Madison beer. Let's go. Way to go, April. It's like the only review that made sense. Right. You're welcome. Congratulations, April. We are going to set you up with those tickets. Awesome. Thanks, guys. Have a great day. You got it. Thanks for listening. You come for the John Jay and Rich, but let's be honest. You stay for Kyle and Pete. It's John Jay and Rich. Kyle's got neighbor stuff. Now I can't wait to hear your story,

40:35but is it involved the same people you've had problems with over the last five, 10 years? No. In fact, this doesn't even directly involve me, but it is quietly been unfolding before our eyes. Neighbor drama. So there's two houses. There's the house in the corner and the brick house. They're right next to each other. And the house in the corner started building this huge garage, like an add-on. So they closed the garage and they turned that into a room and they're putting this big garage, Cassita in their backyard, right? And we're like, how exciting for them, right? They're like probably like, you know, doing a playroom, new activity room or something like that. We don't know them. So come to find out. We have a connection with the people in the brick house. And we find out that the people in the brick house are very upset about the house in the corner building this Cassita. So upset that they go to the HOA. Lawyers are involved. And they are saying that they did not get proper approval for said giant garage Cassita. And now they want

41:37them to tear it down. This thing is already at insulation, like it's up. It's not just the beginning of construction. There's a lot already done with this. And so we're like, okay, what's going to happen? So now we watch this Cassita garage just sit mid-constructed for a while and knowing what's going on behind the scenes, we're like, oh, I wonder who's going to win the argument, right? Come to find out the brick house is now saying that the house in the corner owes them over $100,000 for the inconvenience of it all. And the fact that they had to hire the lawyers for it. And now it's getting to be an insane lawsuit between the two. So things fire up. Now the other day, so every time I drive, I drive passes house every day in and out, in and out. And the other day, we notice there's some construction workers there. And we're like, are they there to finish the Cassita or are they there to take it down? Right? So really, I leave for work one day, I come home and they're taking down the insulation part. And I'm like, I wonder if they have to take that

42:40down because it's not supposed to withstand months and months of weather. And we had a lot of rain and everything. Anyways, I come home the next day. It's completely done. It's completely down. And demolish the structure that was over halfway done. No doubt. Oh my goodness. How expensive could that have to be for you? I want to talk to lawyers to fight it. The construction cost that they had already paid for to get that built so far. Oh my goodness. I'm guessing this is like literally hundreds of thousands of dollars. Oh my god. What are they going to do? I don't know because I don't know. So mad. I don't know. I don't know. I want to say you smart. Like I want to say out of it, but just kind of like what's happening. Yeah. And so and then literally so it's all the way down. And then the other day I'm driving by. And there's one I'm guessing a neighbor outside of the house in the corner's house. And whoever owns the house in the corner's house is peaking over the fence and they're talking. And I'm like, I wonder if they're talking about that. I'm guessing if you're in the break house, the thing that the next house was building something

43:42messed up their view or something, right? That's what they said. Yeah. So they need to have a approval. So it's pretty wild that these people build something without approval. You think it. That's kind of they didn't know or do they actually read the HOA? I would if you're about to spend a hundred something thousand dollars on a casita, but it's like, yeah, they might have just it's fine to not say something like during the developmental stages. Okay. So what I had heard was they actually went to the HOA and presented it. But it had like, there's only the HOA only meets certain points in time. There's long period in between the times they meet and they have they had presented it, but apparently the HOA hadn't fully voted on it. So you just went ahead and like, they figured they, yeah, they figured they presented it expensive. Because that does happen a lot by the time you get to build the HOA or it's going to challenge it, but they're not going to take it down. I built a shed in my backyard and it was going to be in my name part of my neighbor's property. And I asked them and they were cool with it. So we built the shed and the neighbors behind me complained to the city. And they were trying to give me to take it down so that I went to the city. And I won. Oh, did you? Yeah, I did. I know there's like a lot of places where

44:46if you can see like over into your backyard, people have trampolines. If it's on like a major road, you can't have it because they don't want people distracted. Yeah, distracted while driving. That kid just flew up and never something. Literally. Yeah. Like anything like that. We're going to get into your horrible neighbor stories eight seven seven nine three seven one four seven. We will talk to you next John Jane rich. One ice coffee ninety nine cents please. For real? No way. One ice coffee ninety nine cents please. For real? No way. What a deal. Your new morning groove ice coffee from McDonald's any size for just ninety nine cents to eleven a.m. Pricing participation may vary cannot be combined with any other offer. What if your soda actually did something for you? Introducing Sky Pop Protein Soda. Sky Pop Protein Soda has 10 grams of complete protein zero sugar and real delicious soda taste.

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47:56They would uncover a disturbing pattern. Two more men who'd been through the same thing. Break a lesbian like a mountaineer. My mind was blown. I'm Stephanie Young. This is Love Trap. Laura Scottsdale Police. As the season continues, Laura Owens finally faces consequences. Ladies and gentlemen, breaking news at America Opa County as Laura Owens has been indicted on fraud charges. This isn't over until Justice has served in Arizona. Listen to Love Trap podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Stop just yelling at the radio. Call us 877-937-1047. It's John Jay and Rich. Before we get to your horrible neighbor's story, a sub-plot to a B storyline going on the show as I said to Peyton Kyle and you walked out real quick during the song. I said, Hey, did you see the pictures of Zendaya and Tom Holland's wedding? And she said, no. And I said, oh, I just reposted it. And I go here, I'll send it to you so you know,

48:58what's going on. And I said it to her and she's like, those are AI. Yeah, the AI ones. I didn't know they were AI. I thought they were real. Robert Downey Jr. Jake Gyllenhaal. Those ones. Yeah, Robert Downey Jr. like he's like hugging Tom Holland in a weird way. Also, Zendaya would never wear that dress. Oh, I saw different AI ones, but yeah, there's so many different AI videos. Why wouldn't she wear that dress? It's too, yeah, too cash. I've tried to dress on like that. You tell me this picture of Tom Holland laughing is not real? I don't think it is. I don't think it is. Stupid AI, that sucks. I don't know what to believe anymore. Hey, Gus, what's your neighbor's story? Horrible neighbor's story. What happened? Hey, well, I'm trying to come, I'm trying to remember all the details now because this is like 20 years ago, plus when I lived in New York, I used to rent an apartment on top of somebody's garage. And my buddy used to come over every day. And the first day he came over, my landlord called me and said, hey, can you tell your buddy to move his car? His car was parked in front of our house on the street.

49:59And I was like, yeah, why is something going on? He said, ah, the neighbor is complaining because she doesn't really know the car. So can you just have him park down the block? And I was like, that's a little weird, you know, whatever. And then I found out I also had a pit bull and I used to leave him out in the backyard. Well, I used to take him out in the backyard, a big backyard. The neighbor started complaining because we were in our backyard and she's afraid of pit bulls. I found out she was telling the guy what color to paint his house because he was going to paint his house. After I moved out, I sold my motorcycle to my landlord there. And about a week later, my landlord calls me and asks me if I still had the stock exhaust types because the neighbor was complaining that the pipes on the bike were way too loud. Yeah, you got to pay the butt neighbor. Sounds like my neighbor Judith. Aaron, good morning. Good morning. I have an awful story.

51:01Okay. So the neighbors to us had quite a few dogs and they did not pick up after their dogs. So it would go for weeks and months and months without picking up after them. And the wind would blow and we could all smell it. They were also trash collectors and they just hoarded everything in their backyard and left everything out in the rain. So things got mildewy and old. They were losing a huge pew pong table. So they decided one night that they were going to just make a huge bonfire. So they folded up the ping pong table and lit it on fire. They had the single story house that's not far from ours or close together. And they lit it on fire and they just started throwing all their trash in and the blaze went higher than their single story house. Very close to all the trees that are alongside and connected to our house and almost set the houses on fire.

52:02Oh my gosh. She's the least. That is not right, Aaron. That is terrible. Thank you. By the way, I knew we were going to talk about this today and I was watching TV last night and I was jumping around the different apps and on HBO. There's a show that's in the top 10 and it's called neighbors. It's a documentary and there's only three episodes out and it is literally this. Really? It's neighbors that are just there's a if you watch the trailer. There's like a guy in a gold speedo and he's pulling the lawn and he's yelling at another neighbor and then there's like just craziness. There's like chickens everywhere like there's it seems like there are 20-minute episodes of psychotic neighbors. This is why I can never move. No matter what happens, even when I win the lottery, I need to stay put because my neighbors are all cool. Maybe I'm the problem then. Valerie, hi. What's your neighbor's story? Good morning. We moved to a small town and for some reason our neighbor, she just hated us. She was probably a Karen. We just sent another word back then and she claimed that our dog barked all day long and all the time, which he didn't. He never barked at all and she even went as far as

53:08arresting my dad and her citizens arrest calling the police. They came over to the house, dog didn't bark once. They kind of laughed and served him papers and she took it as far as taking us to court to sue him over the dog trying to get our dog taken away probably using us. Everybody was super upset about it and one day I stayed home from school. He didn't skip school. Why not? I heard him barking outside, which was super rare. I went and peaked out the window and I noticed that she was aching him on over the fence to try to get proof, like throwing things at him and then spraying him with her hose. So I went and grabbed her camcorder and videotape her and I wish I was at court when my dad popped it in because she had no idea we had the tape and I wish I was in that courtroom but I was a kid. But after that she lost the case and she kind of was still a horrible neighbor but she left our dog alone at least after that.

54:12Let me ask you this. I'm just curious to what your dog's name was. I was Indy after Indy and the Jones. We named the dog Indy. Thank you very much, Valley. That's a great story. We're actually, yeah, for sure. Yes, she ended up coming down after a while but she was just a horrible neighbor always complaining, always yelling. And I'm glad that, yeah, we have good neighbors now. Good. Good. Lori, hi. You got a bad neighbor story. Hi. Hi. I do happen. I, our neighbor used to have a dog that would dig in under our fence and so we'd always come over and say, hey, here's your dog and it was a wood fence. So I was saying, give me your landlord number and maybe we can go in on a brick fence. He wouldn't give it to me. So I went up on to Maricopa County assessor's office down the landlord wrote them a letter and she got all upset why is there a guy there? Why is there a dog there? And then next thing you know, we're getting

55:14beer bottles thrown into our front yard. We're getting spray painted on the front of our house that were sex offenders or child molesters. And so it was going on for like two years, it's back and forth, back and forth. And next thing you know, our house is caught on fire. Oh, wow. Yeah. So he set the fire in the bathroom and then it went up and and then next thing we know, you know, we're getting, we're getting notes on how the neighbors are getting notes on how they're going to kill us and how they're going to kill us. Hope you got out of that situation. Yeah. So that was my bad neighbor story. It took three years, but because he got seven years for ours. Oh, wow. That's, of course, they're just a bad thing. Yeah. I mean, I guess you win this round. Right. You need to be on the TV show. Yeah. Thank you, Lori. If you have any other ones, shoot us a call 877-937-1047 or DM John J. Vanness.

56:19It's John J. Enrich. Hey, dummy. If you get free roses, it's a trap. War of the roses starts right now on John J. Enrich. 104-7 kiss FM John J. Enrich. It's time to get into war the roses. Kaley thinks so much cheating on her. We're going to find out who then we're going to call the person see who they send roses to. Kaley, good morning. Good morning. How's it going? Good. What's your story? Who's cheating on you? I have a feeling that my boyfriend is cheating on me. It made my heart drop and stomach drop. So basically last week we were out on the date and we just came from dinner and he decided to stop and get gas. He left his iPad open in the middle council. And so my eyes just went to it because it was dark and it was the only thing that up in the car and I looked at it and I'm seeing a lot of things that are making my heart skip. His history was readily available and I was looking through it and I'm seeing the most

57:24random weird things. It's not like restaurants near me because we just came from the day I went and thinking maybe he's looking at restaurants to go to but he's looking at weird, weird kinky sexual things and I'm not sure what to make of it. He's looking at things like what is a reverse? Eiffel Tower, beginner, BDSM, starter kit, stuff about foot fetishes and foot stuff. All kinds of weird things and I'm not sure what to make of it. I don't know if he's bored with me and I don't know if he's cheating. I just I'm very disturbed about it and I want to more information about it but I haven't talked to him about it just yet. I'm actually googling some of the things you said. Oh my god. I'm sure you are. Obviously those things are going to be like really hard for you to see especially if he hasn't brought that up to you and in a way like are you is he doing it with somebody else is probably your first question. But is there any other information that may lead you to think that he is

58:24doing it with someone else? Because what if he's researching it because he wants to bring it up to you because he wants to spice things up with you? I mean I want to think a ladder but he hasn't brought it up to me and the search history goes back a long time like at least it's much. And he said nothing about it. He has an activity different in the bedroom. He has been brought up in the conversations. So I don't know if he's doing this stuff with somebody else or what's going on. Have you seen any other like or picked up on any other shady behavior around him? Is he getting home later? Hiding his phone? Anything like that? No, everything else seems to be the thing which is why this is throwing me off so much. And I haven't noticed anything else. I just happened to glance at his iPad and that's where it's all but yeah, everything else seems normal. Well, I'm going to hope that Kyle's right and that he's just waiting the right opportunity to present this to you. You didn't bring it up to him at all like oh yeah, good glance at your iPad. Your search history is just interesting. I thought about it but no, I didn't. I'm

59:25waiting for it to come to me. I'm just I'm just been very uneasy. I'm sure like when I hadn't the visual for me the problem for me is that he had an iPad in the car. It seems like that'd be really you know stupid. Yeah, you have your phone. My phone I keep that in my house. Keep my iPad with me wherever I go. But anyway, okay. All right, well, we'll call him and see who he does he send it to his BDSM mistress or his iPhone partner. I full partner reverse. I full tower. Yeah, I googled it and I can't figure it out. I can see what I full tower is but I can't see reverse. So everything you do there, you just do it backwards. It doesn't make sense. I can't find. Anyway, but still either way, we're going to call what's your boyfriend's name? Isaac. All right, we're going to call Isaac. See who sends flowers to Kyle. Are you ready? I'm ready. Okay, War of the Roses continues next, which on Jane Rich on 104 seven kiss FM. John Jane rich 104 seven kiss FM John Jane rich were in the middle of War of the Roses. You've got Kaylee here who thinks her boyfriend Isaac is cheating because they were getting gas

1:00:26and he left his iPad in the middle console. She went through it and found all these sexual terms that were being Googled and whatnot. Now she's concerned. And if you don't know the sexual terms that the Google you're going to have to go back on this in a part one at your own time because I there I one of the things when I googled said this is highly offensive is what the definition said. Yeah, we should probably not. We'll just go back to part one. All right, Kaylee, are you ready? Yeah. All right, Kyle, you ready? I'm ready. Hello. Good morning is Isaac available? Perfect. Hi, Isaac. So my name is Sochi. I'm with a new company we're called J and R flowers are kind of trying to get the word out about us. And so we're doing some creative marketing stuff. And you've actually been chosen to be a part of our social media campaign. The cool thing about this is Isaac, you get to send whoever you want someone special in

1:01:31your life are most romantic bouquets of roses. And it can be anywhere in the world. And it's absolutely free for you. We just asked that you post about us on whichever social media platform you use the most. So this is free? Yeah, totally free. And like I said, it's kind of like a marketing thing for us. But you definitely are going to get something out of it too. And these roses are so gorgeous. Anyone would swim. Okay, I know exactly what to send them to. Okay, perfect. So we are going to send them out today. I'm going to send them out with like this nice little card. I don't need any personal information like credit card or anything like that from you. Just the message you want in the card. And then we'll talk name address and I'll give you a delivery time. Okay. Yeah, the matches can be you are the best thing in my life right now. I love you so much. That is so sweet. In my life right now, I love you so much. Okay. And then do you obviously like an exo or like a love Isaac at the end? Yeah, do we love Isaac? Okay. And then who do you want me to address this to? Kaley. To Kaley. Okay.

1:02:34I think I don't even know what to say right now. I feel like I'm losing my mind. Kaley? What's going on? I'm confused. I don't know what's going on with you. We went out last week on that date that we had so much fun at. And I was looking at your iPad. It was the longest thing that was in the middle council that was lit up. And I'm seeing all these weird search histories from you about like BDS and starter kids and same sex submissions. And I just want to know like are you cheating on me? What's going on? I feel like you've been a little distant and I don't really know what to think. No, no, no. I can explain. You know what I could do? I'm like Batman. Yeah, what about Jasmine? Is that what you decide to be with? Oh my God. No, she's insane. She's crazy. She always comes in talking about unhinged tech talks. She's obsessed with serial killers. I just really nuts. And we spend our day googling things.

1:03:43He blinks up and talks about it's honestly nothing like that. Why do you even spend your time that way? Aren't you like why are you even interested in in sexual stuff with some other let me jump in for a second real quick. So just let you know Isaac you're on the radio. And what he just said, I just did. You did that literally. I mean, it literally you brought up these things and I googled them. So it's like so if somebody so this girl Jasmine brings it up to him at work, he's googling them. It sounds like right? Exactly. Like you over here something so crazy, you can't believe it. And you have to google it yourself. Yeah. Yeah, it is. If Jasmine's crazy, you probably don't want to ask her follow up questions. You'll just go do research on your own because you don't want to invite more conversation from Jasmine. I feel like I feel like this happens more often than not because like I mean, I shared an office with Grant for a couple of years. And I feel like I had some crazy stuff on my search. There used to be a timer on this show. I used to say it'd be so much fun to get some of the stuff that Kyle had Googled. So many

1:04:46in some things. Yeah, it'd be like, oh my god. I guess I guess I get it. It's like if you're just sitting there, you don't have any work to do. You just you know, you're chatting with your co-workers. Well, and they come in talking about something and you don't know what it is. And you're like, yeah, oh my gosh. And then they leave and you're like, what was it? What is the craziest thing you looked up? You think? I can't even what a say it is. Say it. Reverse eye hotel. No, that's what I looked up. That's what I looked up. No, that was a nice question. If you hear that, you almost have to go. No, check that out. You're not cheating on me. You're just curious about what this with this kid is talking about. It's not easy. No, babe. I love you. You are the best thing in my life. I would never cheat on you. I'm so sorry if I stressed you out. I stretched you out. Is that something else you got to do? I stretched you out. It's a dress. Wow. Oh, stress. That's called the statue of David.

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1:10:01John Jay and Rich. We're like a whole vibe. Hey Bryce, what's up? You're on there. Thanks for holding. Hey, I think I've officially dug myself into a whole I can't get out of. Okay, what's your situation? Well, um, you know, it all started like it always does trying to impress a girl on the first date. I told her I was the regional director of my company. You know, I was nervous and I wanted to sound successful, but I'm actually just the entry level analyst. And that is that the whole you dug in? Well, see, now I think I'm busted because fast forward three months, we're getting serious. I'm crazy about her and she just told me her dad's best friend is the actual CEO of the firm that I work for. Oh, you're in trouble. Yeah, yeah, small world, right? Yeah, so apparently

1:11:06her dad's best friend, the CEO of the company that I work for. He wants us to come over for dinner this weekend and talk about my vision for the regional branches. Yeah, I feel like he knows you're not. Yeah, he's about to call you out. Then embrace it. Do just embrace it. Yeah, smile and then be like, I was just trying to impress her. She's so awesome. Yeah, I think of a title. I know it was a real title or I mean, you better come up with a plan for the regional division. We might as well present it. Yeah, I'm just an analyst, but if you really want my opinion, and then you whip out this. Yeah, you get a right. You get a promotion. Yeah, she really falls for you. Oh, what I would do is as you're sitting at dinner and then he asked you, I would get up and take off running. Open the front door. Don't even close the front door. Open it and just run so they can see you running away in the industries. You can take off running or pull out the power. Yeah, I think our points on a bad idea, but I do, I do agree. I think he already knows.

1:12:08Of course he knows. He's got to lift the ball of his, you know, of course he has. That's so funny. All right, man, thanks for calling in, Bryce. Yeah, thanks. Linda, I'm about to get into the funniest excuses to get out of work. Have you heard one or you used one? I've heard one. What did you hear? I heard. So this girl, she left for lunch and she never came back and we're trying to figure out where she went. So she called back later on, she said that she swallowed her tongue ring and she had glory in for emergency surgery and she never came back to work. So she got fired and she came, she got hired back a week later because the supervisor was her mom. Oh, so her mom fired her. You have to get surgery? Oh, she was just kidding.

1:13:11Like she just did. Oh, she made that up. I was thinking if she never came back to work, that surgery didn't go well, but she got hired back and she survived. No, no, yeah, she just made it up. Said she had swallowed her tongue ring. She never came back to work and we're like, are you okay? Where are you at? She's like, oh, well, I got to go because I'm going in right now. I would totally buy it. So she gets fired. Her mom fires her and her mom hires her back. Yes, a week later. Okay. Hold move. Okay, perfect. Well, thanks, Linda. Thanks for sharing that story with us. Oh, you're welcome. One person said that their wife said he had to come home immediately. Everyone was concerned. Then later he walked back into work as his wife was on the radio, one 500 bucks because she was able to convince him to leave work immediately without telling him it was a radio contest. We got to do that. That's good. I just need you to leave what you do it right now. That's a booty call. That's a giant. That's a giant. That's literally a guy called

1:14:11out because he got lost in the woods all weekend. He didn't get back until like 4 a.m. the next morning. Somebody called into work said their friends dog died and she was a she was wasn't going to come for her. She just needed time to herself to process the loss. Your friends dog died. They worked from home, but had to leave an online meeting because a squirrel fell down their chimney and was in their house. Their goldfish was drowning. Then they walked out before the manager could process the physics of that statement. So they left. So these are the funny excuses to get out of work. They need to leave work early because their car was low on gas. I can see that being excused because you probably I got to be somewhere at a certain time. Oh, I got to stop and get gas. Kind of early. So 877 9371047 the funny excuse to get out of work. Their kid got a piece stuck up their nose. Their parent got out of their cage. It was chasing their wife around the house. Oh my gosh. They need to leave because their cat was having an existential crisis. It wouldn't stop meowing. They could come to work because the reflection looked

1:15:13judgy that morning and they needed a mental healthy to repair the relationship with the mirror. Hey, you know what? I kind of get it. That's a whole thing. They needed to leave because their dog locked their son out of the house. I feel like that's valid. That's legit. Yeah, we didn't say that they're fake. They were just the funny excuses you had to leave work. And so far, those are all real, but they were just really funny. If you've got one to add to the list, call us at 877 9371047. We got a medicine beer ticket. Tabby's our contestant. Hi, tabby. Hi, good morning. Good morning. We are playing noise machine, Nick. We are playing noise machine. I like to theme my games. You guys every, you know what everybody's talking about? What? Netflix pulling out of that HBO deal. They're all they're all out, right? So I'm going to quiz you guys on these sounds of streaming services. Oh, it's going to be so hard. Okay. We've got the top 10 and then a then a tiebreaker as well. We're going to start with John Jay.

1:16:20Oh my god. It's like I want to say that's Netflix, but I also think that's it. I think that's Netflix. You think it's Netflix? Okay. You would be wrong. We were looking for HBO. I thought I thought you cut out the dumb idea. Well, this is going to be a really fun game for everyone. It's a hard game. It's a fun game for sure. All right. So no points for John Jay in round one. Rich. Okay. So it's not the big one. It's not Disney. It's not HBO. It's not Netflix. I got it. Okay. So it is EMC. It's good that you knew what it wasn't. You did get it wasn't those things. EMC is not right. John Jay. Peacock. Peacock. All right. Good job, John Jay. Stole that one right out from under Rich's nose. Peyton. Oh my gosh. Is that Hulu? That's Hulu. The Hulu? That's Hulu. No. No. It is not. We are looking

1:17:29for, of course, stars play. It's a 10th. According to the internet, it's the 10th most popular streaming service. Stars. Stars play. Nobody heard a star. Stars. Although that does sound familiar. Stars play as well. They're awesome. I mean, it's a tub 10. It's like I can think of like six. Listen. Listen. You join the crowd. No one else has points, Peyton. You take a deep breath. Kyle. They're all so familiar. They're all the same. I know that one. I know that one. Stop it. Okay. That is Paramount Plus. Paramount Plus is, of course, incorrect. John Jay. Hulu. The Hulu. Everyone's favorite streamer. Sorry, Kyle. New episode of JFK and Carolyn drops tomorrow. And I'm watching Paradise right now right now. Paradise on it. It's good. It's good.

1:18:30It's good. I almost started the last night. Okay. I'm going to episode three. It's pretty good. Tabby, are you a big streamer? Yes. Okay. Good luck. That sounds exactly the same. We all got a little snap in a high note. Shun. Pluto? Pluto. That's a fun guess. Is that Paramount Plus? It's wrong. And it's not Paramount Plus. Anybody? Anybody? Not prime? Okay. You're sound familiar, man. Yeah. If you were thinking Disney Plus. How you just there? You know, it's funny. If we were at Disneyland and Scott goes, what did you just buy? Did you just buy something? It's eight o'clock in the morning. We're not there. And I was like, that's actually our Disney Plus subscription. I'm pressing it in first round, guys. No one has any points. We're going to move into round two. We're going to start with John Jay.

1:19:37I think that's Paramount Plus. Paramount Plus is... Korean. John Jay commanding lead one point in this game. That was giving like movie, though. And I feel like, yeah, Paramount was moving theater. Yeah. That's a point. All right. Good job, John Jay. Congratulations, Rich. Okay. I'm trying to think of that. We haven't gotten to MGM yet. It could be the MGM app. I'm going to go with that MGM. MGM. Okay. I believe MGM is a part of prime video. So you're incorrect. That is Apple TV. Yeah. All right. It's so hard. None for Rich today. Payton.

1:20:46That sounds really cool. That sounded like an apple. That sounded like someone by that apple. We just had apple. We're good. We're good. I'm going to go with Zeus Network. Daddy's... Zeus Network. That's what it is. Crunchyroll. Crunchyroll. It's the number one streamer for animation. My kids watching all of them. Oh, really? Oh, that makes sense. One piece. Naruto. Definitely a crunch. Okay. It was a cracker roll. It was a crunch in there. Yeah, the light of that. Okay. Well, we've got one point total in this game. We'll move on to Kyle. Is that also. That's prime. That's prime. Prime. Let's go. All right. Jay one point. Kyle one point. At some point, it's like the proximal in Asia. Yeah. That's right. Thank you. Tammy. Let's go. Oh, Netflix. Yeah. The Netflix. All right. Yeah.

1:21:50Good job. All right, Tammy. You're going to go. Is that it? Well, do you guys want to want to want the tie record? Yeah. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Okay. Go ahead, Rich. It's for Doobie. Doobie. Doobie. Doobie. Doobie. Doobie. Doobie is correct. Let's go. All right. Really, really nice try. All right, Tammy. We are setting you up with Madison Beardticket. Congratulations. Thank you so much. You got it. Hold on a line. This is Chelsea handler from Dear Chelsea. After the big game like most people, I kept thinking about the commercials and there was one that stayed with me. It was from the Blue Square Alliance against hate and it wasn't loud or flashy. It showed a Jewish kid being targeted at school and another student who chose not to ignore it. As someone who was Jewish, that moment felt very real to me. Not dramatic, just familiar.

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